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Personally... I'm fucking gutted

sorry for lack of hummus

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

'tis sad

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

I am not a number

I'm a dead guy!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

awww, stink

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

Who... does... numer... 2... work... for...?

Whoa, easy there or you're gonna blow an o-ring...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

Yes

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

I always liked him

in Ice Station Zebra.

also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzUCCl9YaBQ

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

this is upsetting news

and I haven't got a fucking clue how this thing works :(

www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/stupidtablet3.jpg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

What is it you're trying to do?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

I dont know

in truth i thought i would just plug it in and be awesome at things. its this new tablet im on

way outside my comfort zone of squirrels atm

edit : that didnt really answer your question sorry.
I'm trying to get used to using a pen bamboo and fishing for sympathy like some youtube retard.
time I suck it up, get drunk and let loose... and stop posting my shitty efforts until its half decent. righty see you all in six months /bill and ted

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Hahaha

"in truth i thought i would just plug it in and be awesome at things".
If you've just started using a tablet don't be put off if it feels awkward. It takes maybe 4 or 5 days to get completely used to it. I bought one ages ago but gave up. It was only on my second attempt, when I put the mouse away and forced myself to do everything with the tablet and pen, that I eventually got the hang of it. Persevere! It's totally worth it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

very much this

although i don't have any of of mofaha's artistic abilities a tablet is soooooo much easier to use than a mouse. i'd be totally buggered without mine

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

I think Perhaps the Writing Software

could wksoue Work
WR USE Some work but it Seems A lot better than it Used to be→ → → hooray I can doo Arrows

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)

I will this is my second one my first was

so cheap and nasty that there was a 2 second lag so I blamed that.
this feels much better but its alien. I think I will be on snarn levels for the next few weeks. I will stick with it

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

IT'S NOT LUPUS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

START THE PATIENT ON INTERFERON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

I think I understand why thease are so good now

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

this is full of win

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

NIce angle . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

evening all

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

Nice as ever.

Out of curiosity, are you able to have 'lucid dreams'?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

Yep :D

I find they happen most often when I fall asleep with the lights on and some music playing.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

I thought as much.

I had them all the time as a kid, I'd fly around the neighbourhood for hours.

It stopped when I was about 17-18, damnit.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

Very nice

Freestyle melting is all the rage these days

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

I like the top left guy's head-quiff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

Superb WM

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

Nicely done that man

You've moved beyond what you first started out with on here and I like you for that.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

It's been a long and confusing journey.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

^This also

I love how these have developed.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

Saliva people dropping in a big mouth . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

i'm rather liking this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

RAVE

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

Excuse me. Wtf are you doing?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

are you asking?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

JOHN, I'M ONLY DANCING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

Bobobobobooggie !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

brilliant

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

Nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

Quick and dirty

if you saw this today (or is that toady??)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

arf!!

equally q&d :(

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7829267.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)

That's great.

Was thinking of doing the ball looking round thinking "where's he gone??"

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

whereas i just found a granite globe

that just happened to be a tombstone already, but it does the job

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

I have still to figure out why . . .

the term . . . dyslexia . . . is used for people that have such a porblem . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

very true

why are there so many syllables in "monosyllabic"

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

And the word . . . phonetic . . . isn't . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

i could tell you, but I don't think you're being entirely serious

so i wnot

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

Thnaks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

More here www.b3ta.com/board/9092663

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

HAHA

did not see that earlier

excellent

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

I saol veah dailysex

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

Haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

pfft, took me a moment. That guy is a fcuking wnaker

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

retteb hcuM

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

Why do you always do my stuff soooo much better????

HAHA :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

haha, i don't believe I've done it in the past :D

(I'm a psychologist, so have a bit of residual knowledge on dyslexia)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)

isn't that residential knowledge?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

DYSLEXIA IS NOT A FACTION SHE IS A WAY OF LIEF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

SEXY SEXY LAYDEE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)

Manley is about to be unpopular:

Yes, I believe that Dyslexia is a genuine condition.

No, I do not care if people have it - getting extra time in exams does fuck all to prepare people for the real world.

Some people are stupid, do they get extra time? No. So nor should anyone else.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

I made this for college.

Click for bigger
We're doing typefaces in Graphics (fnar!)
I made most of the writing and scanned it in, then did this in a "Dada" style.
The quote is from Bill Gates.

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)

"If you cunt make it, make it look good"?

And Bill Gates said that? Wow.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)

Believe it or not, that came up in our lecture.

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)

Bit like orgasms really.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)

orgasms you say?

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

Aaarrrgh

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

That one at the back is a right goer.

Bathe her, and bring her to me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)

needs more "WORSHIP ME"

and "THE JOBS IS FATHER THE JOBS IS MOTHER THE JOBS IS LOVE"

man, I'm filled with hate and confusion

but not as much confusion as this youtube person:

"This mixed race lady, plus the Asian man on the left (in the red shirt/jacket/blouse) proves that the bnp is no longer a racist Party.

Also, there is a chinky standing behind her.
"

oh.. dear

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)

jobs is dieing...

be carefull what you wish for eh

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SiX and his hat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

it's not my fault!

and I never wished him dead

it's his fanclub that scare me

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)

I have an original mac classic

it is the only mac I will ever own. If I want a fisherprice toy then I'll buy a real one.

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SiX and his hat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

Heheh I don't mean to turn this into a mac vs pc thread;

it was his quote not mine!

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

My computer has both

When I want to use it for crashing I boot windows.
When I want none of my hardware to work I boot OSX.
Best of both worlds!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

notmacvspcthread

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

I have a proper Mac

an SE/30!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

*something hilarious about vista*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)

*sigh*

It's NOT a mac vs. pc thread!

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

erm, I typed something on word and I printed it

erm

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

*Hearty geek-lols*

*another vista observation indicating an awareness of its flaws*

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

erm.. on linux I typed something on open office and I printed it

erm..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

*panders*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

*looks*

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

LOOOOOOOOOOK!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)

I like it

cool

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

ah, I was about to suggest you move the little "good" so it was more visible

nicely done. (also, well done ninjas)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

Cheers :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

Do you get graded . . . or is it for a project or ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)

It's part of a project on typefaces.

We're covering Art Nouveau, Art Deco and Dadaism right now.
For Art Deco I'm vectoring an RR Phantom and using appropriate fonts to advertise it (the "Normandie" poster inspired that one ;])

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)

Great . . . fun . . . art . . . and learning combined !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

Yup!

I love Graphics.
And Computers.
I have a computers presentation on friday, which I'm really looking forward to.

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

Very good :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

nicely done

although I could swear you've hidden GO FUCK YOURSELF CUNT in there somewhere
I know I would have

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

Hahahah it's tempting!

I'd rather not bring down my grade, though, if anyone notices ;]

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

Ning

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

Ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

I think I saw that in the Sun once

only they'd partly filled in the missing number.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

heheh - it was in the Private Eye as 'Sundoku'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

6 allan keys?

(J.T., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

Yes dear.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

Nah, he's not had that many screws in a year...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)

Hex!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

is the answer avocado?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

2+2=yellow!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

You're all winners.

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

I IZ SPESHALL

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

2 + 2 = beige

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

LIES!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

NUMBERWANG!!

(horrid, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

Is it Sir Ian Mckellen?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

Cape Horn!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

Sudoku for beginers.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

THE TROPIC OF CANCER!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

If you can fit it in the box you can take it home.

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

A++++

Great b3tard, would allow to add illustrations to work again

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)

I drew you a loveheart with my touchpad, that's fucking dedication!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

It has warmed my very soul.

And the juxtaposition with the word 'cancer' has been taken as coincidence.

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)

Lower left

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

Don't laugh children.

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)

Can I mime the answer?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)

In a sort of YMCA style?

YouTube it.

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)

*mimes*

*Get's court case prepared for mis-representation lawsuit against Alex Zane*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

see also

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

Big man, Little man stood on stool!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

Ha.

Let's make a book and market it in the Star.

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zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)

what would we do for easy versions of the puzzles though?

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

Ahhahahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

you forgot the maze for idiots

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)

i like it :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

I started at the end . . . does that still count ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)

that means you are extra special

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

That was fun . . . I did two of them right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

ahhhahhhahhahh

gorgeous.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

ancient repost

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Loz I'm still here., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)

These are much more difficult and harder to do right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

Hi haven't posted in ages

(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

*stone face*

*stone face*
*stone face*
pfffffffffffffffffffffffft

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

If you'll excuse the poor freeware translation...

Hi ,
Cheers for till mail and interest for IKEA. Alas have I nots possibility that reply on your question as wes nots issue these figure externt. Cheers than once.
Salutation
Charlotte

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

Well, if i had to estimate the number,

it's between fuck loads and a lot.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

Seeing as I emailed about half the ikea internal staff, I still might get more replies. But uk and sweden say no.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)

I still says

it be 7 million
(S.S. dollars)
edit : but then i make milk ice cubes for my tea. How could someone such as me make a rational guess as to how much money ikea spend on hex keys2

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

o_0

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)

you think 7 million was too much2

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

Milk ice cubes?

don't like your tea hot then?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)

I let the ice cubes melt before I boil the water

I am quite patient

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

I bet Charlotte is fucking fit!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

quite so

bet she wouldn't even give the likes of us the time of day

even if we were on fire!!

why charlotte! WHY!! why won't you even tell us what time we're burning to death!

/etc

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

hah, typical ikea

even their fucking words don't contain all the letters :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)

SEE

SEE WHAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU JUST LET IT!

COCKING EXCELLENT!

AND YOU A NONAGENARIAN TOO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

oh christ

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

haha

noice

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mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

MONG!!!!!!!!!

hello love, and a happy new year!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

happy new year to you

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mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

It's the oscillating head that does it for me!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

hahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

haha

hahahaha

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

I have to confess if I had the

chance I would totally do it with her.

Obviously I would prefer it if she didn't attempt to debate me on anything,
but I'd still like a tumble ta very much.

There I said it.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

haha

*clicks*

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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

haha

could do without the top two frames though

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connor, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

Brilliant.

Loving the head movement.

HA HA HA HA!

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)

Makes me wonder how she got to page 3 . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

the headlines on page one

are so fucking big even she can read them
edit : as for page two your guess is as good as mine

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

this is sperb.

unpc for the win!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

I laughed and felt bad, then laughed some more.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)

you are brilliant

woo and yay

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKING PARTAY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xkmt_tAoCU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

Genuine LOL :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

depressed people should all kill themself

ALSO NOTICE HOW ITS FINE IF 'THEY' SAY IT BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO

FUCKING SHIT

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black people

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Wait, what

(__, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

black people can say nigger but we ca't

what's up wi dat

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

Cracker

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

Shiiit, dawg.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

wat

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

mesir

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

blates.

def jef.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

Your mum, that's why

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

what does a black person shout when you steal their cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE!!!!

shout it out loud for funsies

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

i always thought that was if you stole a mexican's cheese?

(horrid, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

holá sneior

nacho-cheeeeeaaasseeee

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

oh ok

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

well, that's nice dear....

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

so. much. fail.

the board capn...
she cannae take it no more!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

OH 4chan

go molest a child

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

Oh hello /talk

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

We hate him too.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'M IN A WIDE OPEN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

Is this funny?

Sooty's yellow, not white.

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

Fucking chinky.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

fuckin minifig

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

How about no one say it?

Its a fucking awfull word..

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Jorvic, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

You depress me KILL yourself.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

Terrible biology skills there.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

Oh Noes!!!

Where did I go wrong...

or more to the point where id my parents go wrong?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

nah

i think it's ok for anyone to use the word 'depressed'.

(horrid, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

Now with exra fail!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

Lacist

Totally lacist...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

equal rights for lace

(horrid, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

if you're going to troll you could at least post some fucking scat porn you pussy

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

Sorry--I'm depressed today

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LS18, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

Oh no!

Please don't be depressed - I'm eating a rather nice Chinese takeaway. Nom Nom.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

and I'm eating some kind of long cream filled doughnut

NOM!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Could it be... a cream doughnut?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

yes

it could, at a stretch

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

swapsies?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

you'd have to wrench it out of my tract if you want it

it's consumed now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

O_o

Er, no ta.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

look closely--that's no donut

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LS18, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

it was falsely described as a cake!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

I have green grapes!

NOMNOMNOMNOM!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

I might get some of them

hmm

nah I won't

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

Know how you feel.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

This to shall pass . . . as it's all a state of mind . . .

turn it around and enjoy . . . Liaf !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

I know it's been done to death...

But I wouldn't be happy until I'd done a Ga(z)za pic.

(Stmoo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

No Sooty

Fake.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

That is...

...Schoolboys' Own stuff.

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milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

Damn right!

Three layers and the eraser tool!

(Stmoo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

drop an' gimme 20 you maggots!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

I thought he wanted me to give him twenty maggots for a moment there

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

no. SHAN'T*

*can't

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

*drops*

1... 2....... 3...... *collapses*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

I love it when his plans

come together
woo
clicks

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Hahaha!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

Haha! Ver nice!

I'd really resent it if I was in the army and pricks would keep stealing the aces out of my decks! GRAR!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

What rank is it ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

ok not up to much but i was bored

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

Hahah

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

I'll pop this here

ris

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

ahahahahaha

hahaha

hah

twat

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

The date of the story caught my attention...

shame it was on the 14th and not the 4th!

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

I don't feel sorry for him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

it's the money I feel sorry for

that money could have been happy in my possession

maybe I should adopt a nigerian identity

call myself Dr Shillbut Mombe or something :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Dr. Mombe

I would like to send you some orphaned money. What is your internetaddress?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

Pls, I need it for my dead babby that is sick and is die

The medicine was due to arrive on a planes but it crash in Iovry Coat and is crash and broken

Please send a money to pay a Dr who can feed die babby good drug and make a babby not dead.

It has Mzleonzongh's Syndrom and die to death if not treated by medicals of a swiss chemistary in swistszlrand

then fly babby to swistzsrlland and get babby soon

Pls help, pls honourable man of god you are pls.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

We would all be happy to have the money, maybe we could all pose as a Nigerian

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

hell yeah

why not

mind, the way things are going, we'll be a 3rd world country before long (are we already?)

I say we scam them! hard!

after all, they have like $125,520,201 DOLLARS AMERICAN (US) so it's not like they can't afford it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

The stupidity of people never

ceases to amaze me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

lol, I just set fire to my leg

haha, my leg, it's burning

it's FUCKING BURNING

OH FUCK MY LEG IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!

*runs out into street*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

Silly sod.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Every day, in every way

I realise I'm in the wrong job.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

hahahaha

what a twont! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

yay

lion wig makes me happy

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

hahaha, it's funny cause they ate the tree

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

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mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

hahahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

Ikea say no.

But this made me smile, so that's alright.
/edit: FP! congrats!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

Don't give up

B3TA NEEDS TO KNOW.

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Shlvng, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

I got turned down by a nice swedish lady for you people.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

well played!

now contact the shareholders board and demand answers from them.

I actually have a wonderful idea that couold save Ikea millions on their allan/hex key budget. you make the connection and I'll share the idea.

/pet shop boys caper

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

Have you emailed The Fucking Shitty Allen Key Company?

You could redress the balance by getting turned down by an ugly,hairy sea monster of a woman from Shiteville Michigan.

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Shlvng, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Who the fuck is Barry!?

*click*

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

aww thats lovely

I made this
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/first_vector420.jpg
early days heh
oh how embarrasing it says its an art media layer. its not a vector

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

Pfft, what?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

I am practicing

with my latest waste of money :/ its hard work

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

Thay has big panis

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

mrs gaga i belive her name was

ha, what a great name

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

That was a fast FP.

Woo tho :)

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Barry you spastic cunt.

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Shlvng, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

This made me laugh on 2 counts.

1: It has the word 'Spastic' in it.

2: That very word is joined together with 'Cunt' to make a very hummus insult, for which I will find 5 uses tomorrow.

Lovely

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

hahahaha, nice one :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

Barry

has the BEST smile ^^,

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Raudulfr, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)

Hey Mongychops as funny as ever

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)

BARRY!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)

I love you

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)

loves

nice use of *brown*

thanks for the laff.

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cackers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)

BARRY

FUCKING YES!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

what's with the sudden Barry baiting?

if it wasn't enough that every single fictional character named Barry is a complete tool (see: Barry Evans, Eastenders), it's now come to this.

Thanks

(barrythief, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)

I can't be the first?

(teeth yeah, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)

Bye bye actor man

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

that could be the title of an angry folk song from 1968

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

hahah

I watched the Prog Rock documentary on iPlayer yesterday and any one of the bands on that could have had a song called "Bye Bye Actor Man"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

clearly a nam song in the making, innit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

80's no bad, what do you think you'll make it to?

given your consumption of burnt oven chips, etc.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

I'll be happy if I can make it through this week, to be honest

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

hahaha, I feel that way most of the time too

I'm hoping for 72 though. I like that number and think I'll be relatively mobile still and not pissing my pants in some god forsaken old biddies palace somehwre.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

Yeh, true

Gives you enough years to enjoy some resemblence of a retirement but doesn't get into smelling of wee territory too much.

Unless I get full blown Alzheimers in which case I want to live to be 110 and make lots of peoples' lives a misery

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

Live to 100 or a 110

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u56R_qHTLVI

drink your pint of the 'Johnny Jump Up!'

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

Good bye person who most of us probably thought had died years ago

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

I was shocked and awed last week at discovering that Doris Day is still alive

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

yep, sticking her fingers up dogs arses, I do believe

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Be seeing you :(

(yartek branched the timeline on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

To keep with the Party theme

They are DEAD!... DEAD HAPPY! Yaa for Nuclear bombs!!! (^_^)
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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

nothing says "you're nuked" like a surprise nuke!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

Unless it's an

S Club surprise nuke party!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Goes away to create the S Club

Party Nuke!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

My heart explodes with glee

I love you party nuke!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

Party Nuke loves you to...

and will be bathing you in its blessed light anytime soon.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, my skin is melting, oh look party streamers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

Those aren't party streamers

Those are ribbons of torn-off skin

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

SUPRISE!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

ahahah

*expects a butchers van any seconds*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

Pat Butcher has a van?!

What does she sell?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

crack

by the yard

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

Who's yard?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)

haha

this is moist amusing

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)

hmm Trojan Cake?

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LS18, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)

Pffft!

Just what I was thinking.

*clicks*

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

Hehehe

/combobreaker

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

(__, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

Has he died?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)

That he has

(__, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)

Oh i didn't know.

In that case it's pretty funny.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)

yes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)

*laughs and goes to hell*

I've always maintained that I am not a number. I have an NI card, I'm an alphanumeric representation.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)

*cries*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)

Happy B3taday P!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Thanks ever so much!

I shall have to change my sig now that the news seems to have spread

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

The big 05!

Down hill from there:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)

Still never gonna get a front page!

It's a matter of honour not to now...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

I've managed not to get one for 6 years now, still going strong.

Happy b3taday.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

Fiiiiiiiive years

of staying enlisted here.

How are you old bean?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

This is sad news.

But the good thing now, is that one of the ITV channels will now put Prisoner on again :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)

ITV 7 + 3

I expect

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Pfft!

Prolly :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Just in time for the remake

Maybe he died as a publicity stunt...

/liked the Prisoner

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

What a cynical bastard you are ;)

/agrees

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

i fear the prisoner.

my dad got really into and one day we found a prisoner t-shirt in the house and noone bought it or knows how the fuck it ended up here.
luckily dad likes it and wears the shirt. spooky tho.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

I personally liked the

2 point 4 children prisoner episode :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

Them bones them bones them

dry bones

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

I'm sad now

he was a rare original talent. :(

Although I always hoped he would give his blessing to a modern remake of the Prisoner... my fear now is that someone will do a crap remake that rips the soul out of it. And sets it in LA or something.

Wasn't there a rumour about a remake with Christopher Eccleston as no.6? Now that would be cool - as long as Russell T Davies kept well clear.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Fancy something posh for dinner?

Try this recipe, it's a bit of a challenge but it's worth it.

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/7548/peanut-buttered-toast?pager.offset=20

Make sure you read the reviews. Food for thought!

(mandagraham, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)

I turn my back for a couple of hours and /board suddenly turned into /links

/edit: TOP LURKING THERE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)

I'm 99.9% sure that

this site has nicked and detagged a couple of your iamges as well!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

Really? I haven't seen any of mine.

I'm waiting for a response from his provider ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)

Racist bastards aren't they?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Tiberius seems very preoccupied with muslims

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

makes a change from horses:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)

They are pathetic little kiddies though.

As I have been uncharacteristically polite and just said that I'm happy for them to use my images, it's very flattering, but please keep the tags on there's now about three of they loads of them using my name to make homosexual comments.
You can't really take insult from some one that thinks being gay is an insult!.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

clearly they are gay themselves

and are just afraid to admit their need for manlove

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)

My guess is they're about 14 years old

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

/links is over there ----->

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> here?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

Bit further

Keep going... back a bit... left... now straight on.
Ahhhh that's got it.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

You know that was the door for the room we keep the left over

sex starved hippos don't you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Not... the Hippodrome!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

He is taking it up the arse for the first time

or has eat a very hot chilli and the heat is just kicking in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

or he did the latter yesterday

and the former right now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

and there he cums

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)

yes

it would seem so

HIS VULCAN MIND CANNOT TAKE IT
HE NEEDS TO EXPRESS THE HEAT

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)

thats on later

very win.

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)

oh god, that's sexy

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

Oh noes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

I've never actually seen a recipe posted on board.

But i'm pleased i lost my virginity to you.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

Fail

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Thanx--but I'm in the mood for a snack

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LS18, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)

mmmmm chocolate

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)

frogolate ice cream!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

57 flavors--just in the amphibian product line

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LS18, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)

I actually clicked

who would have thought that such a simple representation could have such pathos?

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

hehehe

managed to get so much disappointment into that gif :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Indeed

She looks like somebody has just snatched the Iceland carrier bag from her hand, in which was the packet of Dalesteaks and some frozen vegetables she had bought with her last £5 for dinner with her sick husband.

"As it's a Wednesday, and I like to try to cheer him up on a Wednesday."

I'll stop now, or I might cry.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)

Is it me or is there a growing amount of fail on B3ta

since the new year?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)

Expert lurkage.

Shame it doesn't stop you being a massive cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

Now sit in the corner and think about what you have done

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

oh deary me..

not to say that there's no sparkle deep within when i log on and get to post a 'fail' message that is justified

it's the fucking bomb

^^ prob. MI5 word filtered so yes - i was only joking you nosey cunts

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)

O_o

since this thread is fucked, I have a question

has anyone tried mobile tv? or IPTV or whatever the fuck it's called?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)

Oh Dear

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

what will the App Store think of next?

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

ITS AN APP!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)

Akbar needs...

..a black beret and a pink ribbon on his chest.

(Guizmeaux, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)

Does it have back lighting ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

caneston duo

Click for bigger (35 kb)

www.canesten.co.uk/latest-ad.htm
silly ad

(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)

I use Canesten on my thumb, every day.

I think I must have thumb-thrush.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

From extensive hitchhiking ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

"Is your CAUNT itchy. Do you want scratch your THATCH"

"Then clean it better and use this cream to stop your VAG from itching, smelling and dropping yeast every where, like in that vid of Amy Winehouse, O_o"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)

Haaahahaha . . . another . . . bare product !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)

ahaha

I almost pissed myself over that line when I saw the ad the other day...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)

Cock nuggets!

Patrick McGoohan's died!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7829267.stm

I hope it means reruns of The Prisoner.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

That's rather sad news :(

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

Bit late with the news but still a shame

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

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