That'll be the master control program, or MCP.I had to look it up when i saw that family guy where Peter thought "what was the name of the bad guy from tron?"
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:37,
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It took me ages to recognise Jeff Bridges in Iron Man the other dayFat and bald
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:57,
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Atmosphere: The CD Rom version?Arf!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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Based on the Russ Abbot hit party tune?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Rubber ball come bouncing back to you#Bouncy bouncy!#
I hope im not the only one who remembers that.
(I hope im not the only one who remembers that.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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Shame he died last yearWe should make "Atmosphere" the new RickRoll as a tribute.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:45,
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eh? Russ abbot lives!Damn you b3tans and your death scares
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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you gitI thought I'd missed something and had to look that up
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:51,
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He livesas a baddie in an episode of the Sarah Jane Adventures. Delightfully camp!
(
Joliet,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:52,
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you utter, utter sod.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:01,
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I was thinking of the intro in Ultima 7..
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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pffft...Saw Atmosfear in my local oxfam the other day.
Oh, how wonderous and futuristic it seemed at the time
(Oh, how wonderous and futuristic it seemed at the time
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:43,
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"Do you have any idea how many outside systems I've gone into; how many programs I've appropriated?"top stuff :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:44,
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What’s that gobshite doing on the television?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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He mistook the tv for a pie.Ended up eating his way inside it.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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Damn those M&S food advertsThey make me hungry too.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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hahahah, office lollage :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:45,
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That is quite uncanny!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Quick and dirty
and probably bindun
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:13,
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yes!I still can't take his American accent seriously, keep expecting him to start that 'dammit John!' sketch
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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I know!I keep wanting him to recite 'Harold the Horny Hunter'
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:16,
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hahaha"and you'll be looking at my ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart!"
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:18,
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hahahahahahahahahaha:D
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:19,
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'so, what is a robber button?' what is a robber button?'
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:20,
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Colin is a dog, sir...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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Lucky, lucky us . . . lucky us . . .Lucky lucky luuuuck cluck cluck cluuuuuck!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:27,
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Damn, damn, triple damn,with an extra side order of damn!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:18,
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HeheheCuddy = Would, every minute of the day.
EDIT: I have a Cuddy Woody.
(EDIT: I have a Cuddy Woody.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:15,
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She was pretty fine-looking inthe West Wing, too.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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Ha!If only....
/has just acquired Seasons 1-4 boxset ftw!
(/has just acquired Seasons 1-4 boxset ftw!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:16,
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Lucky gitI had to make do with good old torrent.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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50 squiddlesfor 4 seasons of TV, that's not too shabby. Amazon is your friend...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:19,
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It's 30 squiddles now...(probably got marked down the day after you ordered it)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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Amazon is not as friendly as suggested. Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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Just my feckin' luckah, well.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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!Why, the public love me! Only the other day, I was out on the street and they sang, `We hail Prince George! We hail Prince George!
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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Did I just say that?
No idea where this came from and... Slap bang in the middle of a bandwagon.. woo!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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:DGood stuff, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:13,
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now Terry Gilliam's Batmanis a film I would like to see...
this aside..
very woo :D
(this aside..
very woo :D
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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We was the original director of Watchmenback in the early 90s, but he kept arguing with the studios so walked.
They asked him to do it when the thing was finally gonna get made and he told them to sod off.
Excellent
(They asked him to do it when the thing was finally gonna get made and he told them to sod off.
Excellent
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:19,
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the studios do tend to fuck Mr. Gilliam around a lotHe has the filmic rights to Gaiman and Pratchett's Good Omens.. yet can't find financing..
I do not understand this world.
(I do not understand this world.
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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Thats why i just made this
Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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Ham-maskI guess...
EDIT: *filenames*. Mine's funnier...
(EDIT: *filenames*. Mine's funnier...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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Nopenor hamas or abu hamza either ;)
( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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Well, I'm glad you did...:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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Is it because you want to lure children to Gary Glitter? @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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Alvin Opal fuits?I don't get it!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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Alvin Snickers, shirley? Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:12,
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*hits with a tennis croft* bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:05,
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i see my initial attemptto pollute the board with Alviness is beginning to reap rewards
MWAHHHHHHHHH HAAAA!!
(MWAHHHHHHHHH HAAAA!!
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:51,
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Nasa release Hi-Res images of Shuttle CockpitApologies - for the quick, dirty, prolly bindun nature of this:
More: spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-101/html/jsc2000e10522.html
(More: spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-101/html/jsc2000e10522.html
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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They really don't need one to put the coffee machine onto manual,do they?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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"What's the matter with this thing; what's all this churning and bubbling? You call THAT a radar screen?""No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee'. Care for some?"
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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\o/someone got the reference!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:13,
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That took me far far too long to spot. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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that took too long to realise what you'd done woo!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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You bad man!Bloody Tescos doesn't sell Tunnocks, grumble grumble...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:53,
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Go get us a pack, then...C'mon - hop to it!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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I've just eaten all 8I feel wrong
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:05,
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Good lord the board is full of woo right now...The alarming thing is that the death star doesn't look at all out of place...
Lucas has inside information methinks...
(Lucas has inside information methinks...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:44,
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It's alarming how old a lot of the tech is on those things.By the way: It's a trap!
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Caricatures"){kind=small}
'scuse me, while I miss my pie
Click for biiiiig half-megness.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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you are full of winnice arts
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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thank youyou are full of sugar and spice.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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... but that's what little girls are made of!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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yes... I don't know why I wrote thatit was the first thing that came to mind. I feel a bit odd today. That's probably the problem. Apologies freebs.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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Nice Hendrix, sirhighly *clickable*
Edit: Sorry, ^ that's rather ambiguous, I should have just said '*clicks*'.
Ooops.
(Edit: Sorry, ^ that's rather ambiguous, I should have just said '*clicks*'.
Ooops.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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Woo! As per.But he does look a litle Biafran!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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he's mean to be all surreal spirity bendy rubber man.well a little.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:44,
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I like his green bodysuitit reminds me of sexing a tree...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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Is that all real paint and pens or is any of it digital? I honestly can't tell.Love your stuff.
TJ: Can anyone help me code my damn website? I've tried to learn HTML, XHTML, CSS and javascript, but I'm still shit. I can only pay in beer, but please gaz me if you think you can help.
Sorry for the jacking Drbroon.
(TJ: Can anyone help me code my damn website? I've tried to learn HTML, XHTML, CSS and javascript, but I'm still shit. I can only pay in beer, but please gaz me if you think you can help.
Sorry for the jacking Drbroon.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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all digital this time...did the sketch, and decided to try inking it on photoshop but i don't like it that much. The splashy paints are a rather nice set of paint brushes from DevArt. Cheers for the compliment, and no worries on the jacking, that's what threads are for.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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Those are some good brushes then!Just the right amount of messiness. Woo for fooling me!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:50,
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brushes are somethign ishould lookintoIt hink I have found said splashy brushes.. they shall come in handy for somethign I'm working on :D
cheers broon.. :D
(cheers broon.. :D
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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is there one place to see all of these?at once?
(
zog why change it now?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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Err, I'm not sure I can do that sir......I'm not very klever :(
( Ninj,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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stop being so good!:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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haha lovely.nothing like David Essex ;)
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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I insist you stop being so good.I may just go on *click* protest...
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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YAYMore greatness.
Have you done Stephen Fry yet? ;D
(Have you done Stephen Fry yet? ;D
fannycradock,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:50,
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Harry Hillmust be the un-funniest cunt on TV. What does he do? Apart from look like a cunt, talk like a moron and dress like a paedophile?
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:33,
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yay!very woo
minor TJ: as it's wednesday and all www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post355037
(minor TJ: as it's wednesday and all www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post355037
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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hahaha!*Has nightmares despite Nick telling me not to*
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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As consistently clickworthy as ever sah!*clicks hard and fast*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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ThanksI had a mouthful of cheese and pickle sandwich which has now gone everywhere!
woo.
(woo.
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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its. . .Ant and Dec
(
Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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hahafantastic
*clicks*
(*clicks*
dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:51,
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HahaWas that from a Viz top tip?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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What do we want?
a monkeon book!!!
When do we want it?
now!!!
(a monkeon book!!!
When do we want it?
now!!!
Obz Click, ting, stamps,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:05,
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I second this motion!
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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fucking geniusWOO AND YAY I SAY
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 5:18,
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Brilliant StuffHad me laughing out loud.
Is that Westcombe Park police station?
(,
Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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Is that Westcombe Park police station?
hahahaa, truly greatperry bible fellowship -esque!
(
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 31 Jan 2009, 0:15,
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Barnsley's answer to Alvin Stardust
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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I don't believe I should find this as funny as I dobut yet this has me in near hysterics.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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Barnsley.Gateau??
Cay-eck surely
(Cay-eck surely
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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dunno why but now i have in the jungle stuck in my head.my brain is set to slow today
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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The pilot reported a "bird strike" just before it disappeared from radar.
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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penguin bastards!!....incoming!!
penguin vs monkey war
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:27,
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they shouldn't have been there man!! :D
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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let me pollute your mind with this song
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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haha good ol' Alvinhe's like the anti-pedo glitter
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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but without the glitter:)
i see him more as scunthorpe's answer to elvis
(i see him more as scunthorpe's answer to elvis
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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What a shit moniker that would be :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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dont know the songfeels much better about it.
let me get you with this song
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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let me get you with this song
i used to think they sang"and i would walk nine nun dead miles"
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:22,
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I like that so much, I could kiss your cock!
* This post may contain lies.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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yesthat's a blatant snuffling of a cock rather than kissing...
cocksniffer.
(cocksniffer.
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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HahahaThis is better than the original!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:19,
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I think you mean sea kittens
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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This song's better
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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The radiation compliment to yesterdays biohazard
Now if only I could figure out the original framerate from these FLIs.
2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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whats the frame rate problem? 70 ticks per second - does that help.
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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conversion problemI'm taking the original FLIs from when I made these, teaching myself 3DS. Exporting them with Quicktime and re-assembling them in Image-Ready (you know, the old one with all the great features that they took out!). Because I'm not getting the framerate right on the export, there's jerky frames. Now I think about it, I think I did them all at 30, let's just hope it wasn't 29.97! No bonus points for guessing which TV/video standard I was working in.
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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Could you just spit out the individual framesand then use those to remake what ever you want.
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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if I had the original 3DS animsI could re-render, but I've no idea where those went, plus the 3DS 4 software won't run on anything. Quicktime player is the only reliable thing I've found which will play/export my old FLI/FLC files, and it works on its own framerate interpolation
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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well at least this justifies the 100s of gigs I keep zipped up for bmp frames.
Ah, thinking ahead......not my strong point
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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DeBabelizer - this might do what you needchecked - It does do what you need.
equilibrium.com/Internet/Equil/Products/DeBabelizer/index.htm
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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equilibrium.com/Internet/Equil/Products/DeBabelizer/index.htm
ThanksI'll check it out again sometime. I was never too impressed with it back in the day, when it used to crap out trying to unify 256 colour palettes.
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:15,
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nicewho was it that did the rotating furtive b3ta logo?
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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I think you know what I mean. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:22,
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Dunno If someones got the line art for it I could knock out a spinning one
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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it was this but it rotated(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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The return of Afro Disco Cat!
Photo looks a bit pony because there are so many shiny things, so some will look washed out while others are in shadow.
'Ning!
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:08,
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Yay for Afro Disco Cat :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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ooohthat is lurvelly and bright
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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lovelycan I have a breakdown of materials used please?
( fannycradock,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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1: Shiny Things2: Cardboard
3: My idea ;D
(3: My idea ;D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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Background: shiny black cardCat: matt near-black card
Afro: black foam
Stars and shit: foil, origami paper, holographic card, metallic red card, pearlescent white card, corrugated red card
Cat face: fabric paint applied with a fine brush
(Afro: black foam
Stars and shit: foil, origami paper, holographic card, metallic red card, pearlescent white card, corrugated red card
Cat face: fabric paint applied with a fine brush
Bob Todd whee,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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I don't like that "randomly" into space thingSome Borg type ship's going to turn up and turn them all into worm food.
*anticipates*
(*anticipates*
Joliet,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:08,
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"Now what are we going to do with all these squirrels"?:)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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awsome xD
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:34,
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this is a film I would like to seeit's not many times I've said that about a Jean Claude van Damme film. I learnt my lesson on squandering my "I'm 12 today I must spend some money on buying a 12 film" and ending up with Street fighter...
bad times.
EDIT:also.. how rude, woo!
(bad times.
EDIT:also.. how rude, woo!
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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It does look good.I love self-referential stuff like this, and Being John Malkovich.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:09,
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Streetfighter had kylie....surely that was enough to save it
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:09,
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But "actress" Kylie isn't as good as "singer" Kylie! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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and she has been in equally bad filmswith less clothes on.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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cant be bothered to change the image to readVD JC and have rotting picture of the jesus next to it.
Rather eat me lunch Mmmm.
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:08,
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Rather eat me lunch Mmmm.
kinda lost where I was going with this.
Tunnocks anyone?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:53,
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She looks like skinny Fordham :D(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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so sloth birdto a fucking fucked looking Debbie McGee.
I'm not too sure where you were going with this one either.
Not that it matters carry on!
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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I'm not too sure where you were going with this one either.
Not that it matters carry on!
I now have the unfortunate mentalimage of you getting lost in La Feltz's rather more-than-ample frontage.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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caramel wafer or tea cake? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:56,
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Er, it had better be wafer - the tea cakes are too sweet.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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I am in a caramel wafer moodbut I doubt I'll get an answer either way
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:05,
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The wafer has only pretend-hint-of-yummy.Tea cakes all the way :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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about time....hurrah! :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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Arrrgh! Perish the thought! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:57,
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Come and enjoy my thoughtOne bullet kills both of them off
( Joliet,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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In that case..*thinks* Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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unless "...and then into the furnace."was meant to complete that sentence.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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I'm imagining the sound of a balloon deflating when she get small (you know, when you stretch the knot and it kinda squeeks)and the sound of somebody blowing into one when she gets big, makes it quite fun ^^
( Hellzapoppin,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:02,
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Comedy genius...
Edit: You really are all to smashing *blushes like a fool*
Ninj,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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GLEE!*CLICKS*
*glees excessively all over the place*
(*glees excessively all over the place*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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And you sirare an artistic genius! Woo!
Now do Dylan Moran and Tamsin Grieg you fool :D
(Now do Dylan Moran and Tamsin Grieg you fool :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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dylan moran is easy to ch*aricatureall you need is a bottle of wine in a badly kempt wig.
EDIT: *always with the erroneous h.. why isn't it derived from character as my brain keeps tellign me it should be.. stupid language.
(EDIT: *always with the erroneous h.. why isn't it derived from character as my brain keeps tellign me it should be.. stupid language.
arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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As far as I am concerned,you can have a caricature of character or physical appearance.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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"Dusty old wines : yes; clean new wines : no" The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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Oo-er I'd do Tamsin Grieg!(except that I can't draw)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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I need new glasses...I misread that as "I'd do Tony Greig"...
(He's a cricket commentator if you've no idea who he is, a sort of 1970s Kevin Pietersen - content-usa.cricinfo.com/ci/content/player/13463.html)
(,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:13,
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(He's a cricket commentator if you've no idea who he is, a sort of 1970s Kevin Pietersen - content-usa.cricinfo.com/ci/content/player/13463.html)
They re-showed the episode of Buzzcocks when Phil and Simondo their 'we miss Bill' dance on Dave the other day.
It was so beautiful :D
(It was so beautiful :D
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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Who else was on it?I'll have a look on youtube :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:52,
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Yes! Brilliant, sir*becomes human slave in an insect nation*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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I am an OwlI am the enemy of the Vole.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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well we now rejoi.. well we now rejoin... well we now rejoin..Well we now rejoin the fun and frollocks on countdown.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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or funny hobbit with a keyboard..discuss :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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^ needs more 'classically trained'be fair, prodge.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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don't get me wrong he's great :)but I was really let down at his last dvd,
not as good as his previous stand-up shows
(not as good as his previous stand-up shows
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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Yep, I must admit to agree with you there...It was similar thing to Eddie Izzard's 'Sexsie' tour, very intermittent, and nothing like as good as Glorious or the Definite Article tours.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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only eddie izzard show I've seen is the one with cake or death...death!!..no wait cake please :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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Ha!Little Red Cookbook!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:49,
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YES!You are WINNAR!!!
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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*Click!* YAY for Bailey!These have all been way to good, sir! :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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these make an ace set sir! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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yayStephen Fry
Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
please
please
please
(Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
please
please
please
fannycradock,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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THAT!THAT!
THAT!
THAT!
(THAT!
THAT!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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I'll have a bit of "The Other"If you know what I mean!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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I think so, BrainBut where are we going to find a chicken, lube and a months supply of Ryvita?
( Joliet,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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Patience, Pinky ...We'll get there!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:58,
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I must be too old,I don't 'get' him!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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Tinselworm was a big letdownIt might be nice for him to play Wembley but being a comedian involves making people laugh, which I didn't all the way through.
\moan blog
(\moan blog
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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A couple of titters here and therebut nowhere near as good as Part Troll
( Joliet,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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Lubberly!Do harold hill!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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*melts Kit Kat Chunkies together and pretends to be a tiny pixie*Marvellous.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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You must get very bored of everybody saying how woo your stuff isMake something shit for once!
( Joliet,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:41,
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Tremendous stuff!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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AwesomeI'm writing this on my new wacom Pad. It rules :D
( Hellzapoppin,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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Bloody hell.I hate you talented types - you make me feel insecure about my own failings, and as a result I feel the need to hide behind a veneer of cynical, bitter commentary and sarcastic, poignant humour.
WOO!
(WOO!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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Has the excellent picture rained on your parade?Why is it always raining on your parade?
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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Don't you gay me you racist.*flutters eyelashes*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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Jan Leming? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:24,
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Thank the lordit wasn't just me that thought that...
:D
(:D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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Best of all the tv presenners Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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Turn it in VagYou're brilliant, just in a different discipline.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:25,
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Hahahaha! My plan worked!*collects compliments and stashes them for egofuel*
Ashley - as hard as this may sound to believe - that wasn't the intent - I was more trying to be a character and take the piss out of people who are like the above.
But hurrah for me anyway!
*shoots squirrels*
(Ashley - as hard as this may sound to believe - that wasn't the intent - I was more trying to be a character and take the piss out of people who are like the above.
But hurrah for me anyway!
*shoots squirrels*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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PLUS you like and comment on other people's stuff which makes a lot of difference. Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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Did you see Dixon's take on our pictures?Found it..
www.b3ta.com/board/9124698
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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That is classin the afore-mentioned glass.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:37,
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Hahahaha yeah - ace!Have you done some too, then? Lessavalook!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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Not the rianing pics,just the girl and guy.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:57,
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Now ^that^ IS goodhave a click for your efforts.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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ooooh, that's full of win! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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Christ!That's some top jowlage!
EDIT: Let me be the first to say - Gesundheit!
(EDIT: Let me be the first to say - Gesundheit!
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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fucking hellthat's really good!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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Shit me, that's brilliant.Can you teach the cunt below how to do it?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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*flabbles cheeks*I know it's not flabbles, but I couldn't think of the right word...
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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"engorged" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:30,
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Nicely!Drawn from scratch or using the liquify tool?
( Bob Todd whee,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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you hardly ever post on /boardbut when you do, It's Brilliant!
*edit* just found that on Worth!
wahey!
(*edit* just found that on Worth!
wahey!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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yes I remembered it from somewhere....and i liked it then too
(
Flash_Bastard,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:25,
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Far too good.*Enclickens*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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That is fookin AWESOME!*insta-clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:23,
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that's awesome :)Worth a click ;)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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