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# RPS anyone?


CFB
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Shrine on you crazy diamond !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Evenin' Valin!
How's tricks?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Tricks are indeed a treat !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# RPS is shite!
/standard response 294

In two other bits of news, I have just downloaded the watchmen comics again because I can't find them, and they are all in fucking Spanish! Cunts!

Also, are we all gonna post our tin foil hats every time Catnipppp posts now?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I think you should post IN your tin-foil hats from now on. Period.
Oh, did you see the Saturday Morning Watchmen cartoon yet?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah I did.
Utter win :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I hope so, plus new ones.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Should I unignore the guy
is he priceless entertainment?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# It depends
on how you take it all. I personally find it all hilarious.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Ah cool
i'm just a little bored of people going on about conspiracy stuff around here to be honest
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I took this yesterday
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# He looks so sad :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Pretty photo though *nods sagely*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# He was in a tiger's mouth a couple of weeks ago
must have been a deeply traumatizing experience
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# he looks like he's betted on a horse race
and it seems like "LASTY" has failed him yet again
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# C'mon our Kes!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# thats nice
I took my doggy for a walk yesterday and met someone walking her eagle owl. I like that idea taking my eagle owl for walkies - it was huge too like a Thunderbird
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Blimey
eagle owl's are rather large, where was this?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# alton water ipswich
she said the previous owner had kept in a aviary - for 20 years! bastard

it was 24 years old - does that sound right? she was training it to take it to schools. it was massive (nearly 7 foot wingspan), but utterly fab
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Sounds about right
that little guy above should be around for the next decade, hasn't even got all his colouration in yet

Max:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom!
Can you leave me your job in your will?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :)
Tis an utter joy, I won't pretend it's not ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# thats the dude - lacking in the dennis healy eyebrows tho
lazy buggers mind
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :-(
poor mousey
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# it's ok, he blew all of his money on lottery scratch cards
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# When it dies
get a load of American Civil War reenactors to stand around and display its corpse while you take sepia-tint photos.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It looks hungry . . . I hope it got an eat treat !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# he's lovely
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# The bird's nice too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Are you going to bring it back sometime soon?

Coolness, sir!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# "aww, fuuuuuck..."
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Woo REALLY nice!
I'm quite proud of this one..



Ill just shamelessly plug my blog what I made for a Uni module, if any one feels like leaving a comment on there that would really help with my grade! :D

jorvic.wordpress.com/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# blimey thats good
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# It's been a long time since I've seen such expert dithering
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# yeah, well I just couldn't decide...


(actually, I saved it as a png in paint and it was something like 170k! And the jpg looked damn awful as expected)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Gary Glitter supporting????
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# They eat horses don't they?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Tastiest of all the animals
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Yummy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hey! You!
Where's your animation?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hahah
She seems well passed it these days though, and still in her twenties
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
i love her dirty smile afterwards
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# NOM!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Goes Down Particularly Well With A curry.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Shakin' not strirred !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Oh Lordy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ready to pop the top !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# True!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you are all cheaty, lazy bastards! ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yep.
I saw them this morning, and this too.
Woo yay.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# BEST one
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ah but
have you seen this?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ahaha
got me
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Yummmmmmmn . . . a box lunch !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# *sheds a tear of joy*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i wan't to eat horse
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Chomp on down !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# That horse is made of pig!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . I see . . . pighorse is made of pig horse bacon . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I like good horse!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Don't they eat horses in the UK?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# no, only rosbif
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# with yorkshire puds
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# horse meat went out of fashion
after WWII when rationing was stopped although you could still find it from plenty of butchers well into the 60's.
You can find it today if you know where to look and more chefs are adding it to menus.
About time too. Horse is an extremely high quality, protein rich meat.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# WWII?
When you were a nipper then?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Nipper?
He fought in the bloody Crimea! ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# my great-great-great grandfather did
and I have his spurs. As well as the spurs of my great grandfather from the second Boer war.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# LOLSPURS!
;D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Horse is on my 'to-eat' list
I was recently able to add pheasant and wildebeest, a 'weird food' shop has openned on my road, they even do python, but it's an eye-watering £110 a kilo, so it's going to be steep for even a fairly modest steak.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oooh!
Sounds cool! Where abouts/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Python steak. Best served coiled
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *SLAPS*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I've had my fair share of strange meats

I'll usually try it if presented to me.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I'm certainly not squeamish about anything
and would eat pretty much anything circumstances dictated.
But given a choice I'd call a halt at python but only for the reason that I used to keep two reticulated pythons (until one died of pneumonia and at 14 and a half feet the other got too big to take to the pub and is still, I expect in Chester zoo).
I suppose that it's the same as most people here would not consider eating their cats.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I eat it rather often
on my sandwich

Smoked or raw, in very thin slices. Usually smoked though.
Every supermarket has it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# *Joke about "Crazy Dutch"*
;P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# You whacky Europeans
As a child I used to weep in butchers shops
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I would just slaver.
If 'god' had not meant us to eat meat he would not have invented steak.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Too right!
Those horses are right bastards!

I just made my sandwiches for lunch tomorrow. They are Giant Panda with Horseradish.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# But they're endangered!!
Theres' hardly any horseradishes left!You un-caring bastard!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# \o/

I only eat cunt horses, mind.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# does it taste salty?
or do you wash it first
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# The smoked kind is known for its salty taste
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# horsesteak - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
makes great steak but not good for other things like stews

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :[[[[[
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# what has happened?!
my homepage no longer works
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You should pay your hosting bill
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# There's a petition and facebook group going on....
....to bring it back (courtesy of B3tan Uh!)
Check out /links
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# The Spoop : D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# T.J.
sorry, see below
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# FUCK I'VE MISSED A BOARD EVENT!!!
YOU COULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME TO GET HOME FROM WORK YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*STROPS*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# sorry love, archie is organizing a part two, so stock up!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *spoops himself*
i missed it too, hopefully i'll be able to do the next one!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# There's still time . . . foil up !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I can't just nip downstairs
get some foil and make a hat! My wife will think i'm some kind of internet wierdo....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
Here of all places!

Reassure her she's right
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
my whole family are wearing the tinfoil hat now
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# And . . . ?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
you are disturbing and wonderful
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# oh my god
top banana
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I like this very much

also, it reminds me of Eraserhead
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *fears the memories*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# ^
that is a genuinely freaky film
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I watched Salad Fingers again the other day.
That scares me too :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# No doubt inspired by Eraserhead. A fantastic film to watch by yourself in a dark room.
That's how I watched it (and 2001 a Space Odyssey) and am adamant that people ruin those films for themselves if watched in any other way.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Aye.
The first time I watched it was when I was home alone at about 3 in the morning :S
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# That is superb.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# lovely stuff
and less than 400k, how the hell did you manage that
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# the palette is lower than it looks
animations taken from footage are invariably larger in filesize because of the transitional colours, whereas an animation like this is just drawing from primary colours and maybe 1 or 2 off-colors for each primary colour, which still isn't very much - I'm guessing this was a 32 colour anim altogether
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I do them real quick with not many colours and more layers
And then..... Optimise!
: D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Holly shit
Hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# phantom turd
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# wonderful...
your narrative skills are top notch!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# FEARSHIT!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahah
i love these feaces you make :D

p.s. look what connor made me at xmas:

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/bedtimewallpaper2.jpg

how cool is that
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha
jovial jobby.....ace
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Yes!
Clickened.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Epic!
Wonderful!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha! Marvelous!



(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# If only it were a dream . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# That is simply fantastic
woo yay
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# THAT'S SHIT.
and this animation is a masterpiece. WOO!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# RELEASE THE SPOOP!
wooo:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Lots of clapping - that's great!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Jeebus!
Mantlepiece :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Pooberb!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Top notch
Quality flushing action.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# This is
epic.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Sheepleness is GO!


Click for bigger (26 kb)


Comes with its own church with steeple
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Where is your tin foil hat you loon?
Woo :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Holy shit, he has some H9! Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hg, fool :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# can it be mind-controlled?
with milk?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# THE GOVERNMENT ARE ONTO US!! GET YOUR HATS ON!!


AND RUN FOR THE B3TA BUNKER!!

/catnipp

JUDGING IS COMPLETE!!

Thanks to the talented and beautiful Flowerpot for her assistance in tallying the votes.

Drumroll please...

Best Protection from Government Mind Control Waves- Happy Toast
Most Environmentally Unfriendly - Claptonista
Best Jewish entry - Jorvic
Best Camouflage - Jahled
Most Sinister - maximinimus
The special "Watch With Mother" award - Redsushi
The special 'Shroud of Turin' award - Jeru
Most Traditional - god save the queen
Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist

edit: wooden spoon - CanonCaliber


Thanks for playing b3tans and have a lovely Sunday evening but watch out for the black helicopters
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ??????????
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha christ!
you could have wrapped a few turkeys in all that

T.J.

JUDGING IS COMPLETE!!

Thanks to the talented and beautiful Flowerpot for her assistance in tallying the votes.

Drumroll please...

Best Protection from Government Mind Control Waves- Happy Toast
Most Environmentally Unfriendly - Claptonista
Best Jewish entry - Jorvic
Best Camouflage - Jahled
Most Sinister - maximinimus
The special "Watch With Mother" award - Redsushi
The special 'Shroud of Turin' award - Jeru
Most Traditional - god save the queen
Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist


Thanks for playing b3tans and have a lovely Sunday evening but watch out for the black helicopters
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# aye aye
but we need maximum protection these days...me and the cat.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Thank you for judging
and suggesting this m3 :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Finally some recognition for my art!
Wish I'd seen it earlier though, I have a fedora which was just begging to make an entire tinfoil Indiana Jones costume whip included.
It's a shame you intentionally started the compo while I was away you Zionist nazi.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# well done you
for organising a lovely spontaneous event. This sort of thing is EXACTLY why I love this place.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# this is no ordinary tin foil hat


(yeah i know, shoddy)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# The top of your head looks like Jessie.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I thought this also :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# my nose goes on for a lot longer though
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# This is not just any tinfoil hat.
This is a Marks and Spencer's Luxurious Xionist ray protection unit.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# this^
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Dude!
You got purple on yours! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# m&s chocolate teacakes
:\ pretty much the same as any other chocolate teacakes.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oooooh.
I shoulda used Digestive wrappers or sumfink. :]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You got a dumbass under yours!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# :[[[[[[[[
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Truth hurts, dumbass.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Why are you so meannnn?
I hate you.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I hate you too.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# booo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Giggle giggle giggle!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# shoddy is good, the tinfoil will do its job
well played madam
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# what a lovely design!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I think I'm doing it wrong:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# THEY'VE ALREADY GOT TO HER!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahah :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Yep.
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You.
IM?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ASL?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# 36/m/surrey
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ...fuck
Wait does mofaha know this?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha
WIN
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yup!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# it looks like a bit of a satellite just crashed on your head
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I was thinking this too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I'm not sure
it'll withstand the blast!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# replyin to the girl, right here
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# replyin to the girl, right here
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Looks like you're trying to save the foil for tomorrow's lunch
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Naah.
I buy lunch every day. :3
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# MONGO LIKE CRAYON
Soz kitti...

PS Watched the Futurama film "Into the wild Green Yonder" yesterday, all the nutters lived in caves wearing foil hats :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Apart from the hat
very attractive!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# "Gentlemen"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahaah woo!~
top marks for the gas mask
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# S10 and '95 smock?
Very naughty.

(my helmet hs an earphone and mike bolted to it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It was hot enough in the smock
I wasn't going to put on the full NBC suit :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# you genuinely scare me
i bet you've got a gun somewhere too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I have guns in the loft.
Generally the people I know who have guns are amongst the most sensible.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# that doesn't surprise me
have you a stockpile of tinned food though, i bet max' has
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I have a lot of tinned food
but with a family the size of mine that is just normal life, not stockpiling.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# you have the mad staring eyes of a lovely chap I went to school with called Leon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# why am i imagining that under that gas mask you have a mouth like predator
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I thought he was doing kissy lips
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# excellent!
ready for anything!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# FUUUUUUUCK!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# arf, it's Bill and/or Ben
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# and or devo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# FLOBALOB?
Do I get bonus points for putting up the protective cross?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm
I think that deserves a few extra points.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I thought so :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# takes notes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You better! ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahah
^this^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# seconded
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Your windows are Straight Edge?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Eh?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# YOUR WINDOWS ARE STRAIGHT EDGE?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# YES!
MY WINDOWS ARE STRAIGHT EDGE!

What?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# irritating youth movement
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ah I see!
Thank you miss :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# love the blackouts on the windows!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i thought they would go down well ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You are one ugly cunt
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# You fucking wish
Nick-ol-ARSE!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Yours is exceptionaly thick . . . tip top !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# One must be cautious!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fantastic!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahaah!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahah
Love the caterpillar
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's a disguise
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# by jove!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# lordy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha these are all fantastic! :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# wtf hahhahahaha
wtf hahhahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# You even look ready for a round of golf !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You saw mine.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I have no foil
/sadness
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Same here. We'll have to do it later in the week. All the more time to plan, eh, buddy?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Genius!
Well done that man!

Waaaaait a minute...... they have control of your mind! CONCSPIRICAAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Pfffftttt
That's what you say!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# >20:16
NO. WRONG.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's a conspiracy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# apt repost time
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I love this :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# foil face....
strangely this is what I already pictured you to look like in my head..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# You star!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha
Well it explains your pictures :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# mysterious!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# now you must fight crime!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Very . . . Walrusy indeed !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hah
i made a whole protective suit :p



=P

*didnt just make a robot costume and want to be part of the shiny action*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ahahahahah
That's kickass.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha now dance!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# that is incredibly awesome :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# that is truly wonderful!~
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# needs more
dancing!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Teh Germs!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha class!~
love it!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Silly Jorvic!
You can't simply have a tinfoil yamaca!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That affords little protection
BIGGER
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# bless ya
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# minimalist hat!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
is that a rubber chicken?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# indeed it is sir
he is clearly more worried about what is about to fall on us than I...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# The last bloke to jump into our lion enclosure
did so waving a frozen chicken

/government forces
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Just checked your profile
So see you wern't joking! Thats insane, and also slightly rubbish, unless he meant for the chicken to de-frost so they would have something for supper once they had finished with him?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# fucking hell
you bear an uncanny resemblance to ME
O_o
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ooh I like the look of yours

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Miss pot :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ITS ONE OF THEM PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF US!
LOOK AT THE ANTENA!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ray detectors!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Bug tentacles!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# yay.
how'd the gig go?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Oh it was good
but a howling gale made me pack up early, which was nice for a change :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# good show
got hold of waldeck, 'ballroom stories' today some nice stuff on there
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Prod suggested that
and I used it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# it was on his recommendation i borrowed it
and a few other ones too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
top effort!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'm ready!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Arf, nice
I was going to do this with my big Russian hat, but I couldn't find foil in time :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I took the lazy way out!
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Just looked at your profile, a teacher...
Isn't it a bit of a risk posting that, children these days? :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah, probably...
the internet's a minefield full stop. Never had any trouble so far, fingers crossed!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I like the addition of a gully around the bottom of the hat
When the rays melt and dribble down the side, you don't get your jumper all wet.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yay!
it's a very practical piece of headwear!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I went for the classic Norman Penis Helmet
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahahah
cock face :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ah, your hat covers your dickhead, good thinking ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I think the look of quiet despair makes this...
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Aha
Now the rays won't get up your nose.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# very medieval!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Well you should be protected from sinister government forces
trying to steal your nose :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Why do you have a toilet flush on teh wall?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Oooooooh yeah . . . bring'em on !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# What's going on here? I was just relaxing calmly at home
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# HA this must win!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You went too far.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# is there such a place?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# :D HAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Lava cock :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA. Holy shit, Chris.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# you're obsessed with my name
is it an attempt to be my friend or are you trying to disarm me like Beetlejuice or something?

What's your name anyway, I shall try saying it 3 times in the mirror to see if I can summon you
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# haha
holy shit
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
you loon : )
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you just can't help showing off can you
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Mrs Toast was playing dress up
I pretty much just sat there :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Rejected Watchmen #27464:
t'is ace :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Good Lord.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha oh man, you are a classy fellow
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Not content to upstage us all with your fab creations
you go and do THIS.
Hahahaha. This has to be the winner because everyone knows a mirrorball deflects all rays known to the human race AND aliens.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahah, glad you spotted it :D
it's omnidirectional protection of the highest order!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
Madness!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha...
lots of bubblewrap to pop while you wait for armageddon!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# does every image of yours have to be FP'ed?
:D

FP THIS NOW!!!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# CLASS...............................*CLICK*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# You silly sheeple
*patronises*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I've just logged on, as I had a sudden and unexplainable urge to look at b3ta
I'm glad I did, the rebounded waves from all your tin foil hats must have made me log on.

Too late for me to get out the bacofoil now, I can't top any of these at such short notice, and it takes a while to fashion a bacofoil deerstalker y'know

excellent work
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :)
Lemony and GMOS would have done it better, but there you go. Good fun!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# It's great :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Im glad i stopped by the board
I dont like missing these board event things.
Im out of tin foil though or id join in :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# But Lemony and GMOS have deserted us
event-wise.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This might just be the funniest thread I've ever seen on here! :DDDDD
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ^this
,in a long time :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I've disguised mine as to not attract attention
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
very clever. *takes notes*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hhaha
genuine LOLs
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Well this one wins the award for best photography
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA!!
WHAT LENS DID YOU USE JAHLED?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# 5D2 85mm f/1.2
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Get a flashlight, you hippy!

;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Trust me
that lens is so huge it sucks in light like a black hole
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# mate
that camera's a fake the bloody name is printed back to front.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# But the strap is printed the right way round
How do you explain that?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# don't go there
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Arf, I was thinking this^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Good thinking, Batman!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# you are dr cox from scrubs?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# ^
i almost said the same
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# stealthy
nice
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
specifically designed to be wearable without arousing suspicion from the man on the street - WHO IS A GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE DRONE!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# :D :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# It's the facial expressions that make these so funny
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# crafty bugger!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thermal cushiony !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This
is possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# it requires a button
i have yet to put one on my profile..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# we have two so far to choose from........
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha, you're all a bunch on me(n)tal bastards.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# GET INVOLVED MAN!
GET INVOLVED!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# could I suggest a 'part 2' to this at some point next week
to give those of us without tin foil time to go get some, and to plan even more elaborate tin foil hats and safety gear?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'm sure you can.
But I reckon that is because you are one of them and want to ensure we are all at our computers at the same time!

I know! I have seen Die Hard 4.0!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha, I may even wear my masonic gear with a tin foil hat
that'll confuse the conspiracy theorists
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I concur
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Someone get on to rob, make it a mini compo, like Chairs was ages ago.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yes! great idea
David Icke's Birthday is 29th April, that's plenty of time for a mini-challenge to be organised ;)

maybe a 'tin foil hat' week around 29th April
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# put it on the calender
catnipple can judge the entries and proclaim a winner.

won't someone please tell me he's not serious or is he really david icke.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# he is serious, and he knows Icke,
he even reviews icke's lectures:
www.davidicke.com/content/view/13588/48/


and that's a great idea about the calendar. Given Hedgehog's excellent first take on all of this, he should have first refusal to put this idea on the calendar :)

Of course, Catnipp may not hang around until then
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# He had me at 'if you are not familiar with this amazing band, type in Corrs to youtube and be blown away'.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This. With huge great knobs and bells and shit on.
I have no foil and don't feel too well. It must have been the Mercury and MSG pie miniatures I had for lunch.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Yes please!
I was busy wasting my tin foil making Sunday dinner when I should have been using it for mercury MSG MMR sheeple anti-mind control purposes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# you won't be saying that when your get your brains fried
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TINFOIL HAT MAKE YOU
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# As a dedicated PISSHEAD......
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha crikey!
thats great
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are we not men? We are Devo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# holy cow!
full on!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
magnificent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# that is excellent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well balanced !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I too have been detected !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Are you unable to make
a still image? :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Well . . . you know . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha dance bitches dance
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Get it on !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# splendid stuff
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Feeling fresh out of the oven !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
way to go!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# This is a wonderful, wonderful thread.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha

It's too late to go and find some tinfoil for me now, but I will cherish this moment anyway
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Board events are always the best
Thanks for the badge. I shall wear it with pride (and hotlink it so keep it there).
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nice one :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# bah, I was working on this, but Daisy wouldn't sit still for ages :)

This is Daisy everyone, she was thrown out by her old owners she seems quite happy with us now.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# glad to see she is being properly cared for
bless
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# That's a top name for a cat
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# love it!~
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yay! My first badge involvey thing!
Can I chuck it in my profile so I'll be seen as the cool cat about town?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Of course
Not for commercial use with express permission. This includes but is not limited to T-shirts, actual physical badges, stylish and somewhat jauntily-tipped hats, novelty USB devices and commemorative plates from Franklin Mint.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Curses!
My USB plates devices from franklin mint shall have to stay matt and unsilvery/shiny
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# :D
I've always wanted a badge, I'm only sorry I don't have any tinfoil atm
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Late entry from the Cake Summoner and the Tinfoil Tomte!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yummmmmm nom nom nom !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh fuck this thread is immense :D
I have no foil! GAZ ME FOILLZ
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Draw the foilz on !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# MY DEFENCES ARE DOWN!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# damn, too late


tinfoil LCD glasses so they can't destroy my brain with encrypted laser beams

couldn't find enough tin foil, and laptop webcams are shite
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# At least you can't be seen like that . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# best thread ever
except the one with lesbian zombies ice skating in custard
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# kudos M3 kudos
Glad I didn't miss this :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# My only FPearoast
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Do I get the wooden spoon for being last?
But I did make an exceedingly good tin foil hat!
PiesPiesPies
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Buahahaha
That is beyond awesome!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Specially designed to reflect rays back to the sender
no matter what direction they come from (including those from the earths core)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha well played mate!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAI B3TA

sorry for being late....
but I was desperate to participate, so here is the
BELATED MUMMY
EDIT: can i haz badge pleeeeease?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Far too well disguised..
I require a better photo to check our dopplegangerness...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Here's one I prepared earlier.

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha what a dandy!~
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# doolde
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hello doolde, what are you?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I have this feeling that he goes
pooooot poooot!

woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I AGREE.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Aw, little elevark.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Sure it's not an Aardphant??
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# HONK
that's excellent :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# POOT-POOT!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# i love u man
btw that pic u did for me at xmas is now on printed canvas :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# did it print o.k ?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# its ok
if you have a bigger pic at higher resolution i can get another one done tho *cough*

:D

benefits of doing a website for a printing company :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Tehehehe it looks like a Kiwi only more Elephanty :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hello.
I love you. I really do. :]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I don't know what it is, but it's being it very much.

Nicely
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# once again connor
you win
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yay!~
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yo doolde.
waddup?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# lovely
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# This is woo
as always connor
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# very nice, young sir!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I got some watercolour paint markers today...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I like that, do you have a bigger version of the image?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Noo.
I had to make it little so it could be b3ta size. :3
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Ever heard of "click for bigger"?
;]
Edit: Actually why is that a gif?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# HUSH
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# My brain is struggling with the top one.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# The focus I think.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Ooh, yeah.
I dunno, I got this new sketchbook with the wire binding at the top, and the tops of my pictures have all been doing that. :/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# THAT GUY IS BLEEDING.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# SO ARE YOU!
*shank*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I'm crying.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I'm sorry.
*gives Transformers bandaid*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WE'RE NOT TALKING.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Wanna Hello Kitty one?
:3
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# YES!!!
*cuts self*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# On the finger. I'M SO NOT EMO >:[
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *cough* Dark prince of EMO *cough*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I AHVE A LOT TO DEEL WIV
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Is 'shank' Usonian for period?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Usonian?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I thought you were a Usonian?
I might have been mistaken.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Is that the same as American?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# It is one type of American.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# So, google is saying it's something about architecture.
And common people.


Wait, are you calling me common?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# No, I am saying that you are from the Unites States.
You are also American, but only in the same way that I am European.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Ooooh.
Okay. It also said something about the Northern states. *shrug* I'm on the east coast.
EDIT: Oh, okayy.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# The Northern States being Not Canada or Mexico or Argentina as in 'the states in the North'
I have been to America few times. I lived there twice.

I have never been to the United States.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# So like Minesota and stuff?
Bordering Canada?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# No, like all of them
being as they are the States and they are in the North.

Not the North of the states, in the North of America.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I GET IT! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# In the top picture his T-shirt appears to be diffusing
Nice skinny people.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I know.
I'm still getting used to the markers. :]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# damn those mushies!
a per ususal woo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
thanks. :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# some emo period in the first pic
but this gets a woah nelly nonetheless :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah
thanks. xD
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# it must be lysergic acid diethylamide
pfffttttlolz!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Whut?
x]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# lsd - duh!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Ahhhhahahahah
:]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Board Event!


It's Sunday, we're all well fed and slightly drunk. Raid the cupboard and make your most 'mind control' stopping tinfoil hat.

1. Put it on your head
2. Take pic
3. Post on /Board in Catnippp thread at 20:15
4. ?
5. Profit!!

Prize for best hat awarded at 20:35. Let's go b3tans/b3tards!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# That's too long,
I will be bored by then.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Here you go:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# it's a strong contender for top prize, remember to ppost it ion the catnipp thread to be eligble for the grand prize
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# You cannot see my tin foil neck protector.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# And when did World of Warcraft enroll you to do their adverts?
I YAM MANLY! I YAM NIGHT ELF! FUCK MR. T!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I have never played, so I am unaware of what you mean by this.
I just went into the kitchen and put a colander and some wires together.

I was already wearing my monocle.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Wha!
Sinister stuff there Manley

But what happens if i've got catnipp on ignore?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# no, he said to make a tinfoil hat
not just take an ordinary picture of yourself

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hehehe!
I would do this but I don't have a camera anymore :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# get a street artist to draw a picture of you in the pose and post that
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# "Oi! Banksy!!"
Sorry, no answer :'[
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Of course you are, Manley.
Of course you are.
*pats on the head*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I did not write this
I just took the picture.

Graffiti is vandalism, not art.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# how do you know Catnipp will post at 20:15?
YOU ARE CATNIPP! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# He posted once at 20:16, but that's the closest I could find.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# looks like your cute church stunt will backfire
So, are catnipppp and The Goat one and the same person or are there more of these prophets on /board?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I can't keep up woth all this people up their own arses/multiple account nonsense
if people were simply honest and happy the world would be a much nicer place. Or maybe I'm a givernment commie sheeeeple thing
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# hehehehe!
make it tomorrow and you're on, i'm washing my hair tonight and the foil plays havoc with my heated rollers, it'll fry my brains. also i'm watching telly.

www.b3ta.com/board/9249095
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# lazy cunt! get tinfoil out lad!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# damn! I've just checked
and I'm out of tin foil.
I nevertheless wholeheartedly endorse this idea.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# 19 minutes, go to the neighbours houes
tell 'em it's an emergency
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I might just do that.
This is a matter of national importance!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Good idea....but it's already 20:58!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hey!
what's the future like? Is everyone wearing tin foil hats?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# board time dear, board time, now get some dutch tinfoil and get crackin!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It hasn't been invented yet :(

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I have no tinfoil. I'm planning to get some tomorrow.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# A large bag of crisps turned inside out works well
That's what I use and I've NEVER been attacked by aliens.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# NOTED.
*scuttles off*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I'm doing it.
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Hmm
I have an old pic I will use.
I need to dash to the shop and won't have time.
It has antennase.. sticky out things.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# perfect, post it in the catnipp thread at 20.15
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# but who's to say you aren't really a secret government agent trying to discredit conspiracy theorists?...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don;t blow my cover man
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# windy picture
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You have all of the skills sir!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# looks how I feel right now
very nice :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# i always look forward to these
woo sir :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Smashing!

You forgot to erase a bit in the top right corner ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Corrr.
That's a very hairy hand you have there.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# that's a magic pencil you got there
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Utterly fabulous :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oooh...
that's clever good :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Feels so breezy . . . nice and easy . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# :)
you should make a book
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Run for your lives!!!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Ha!
It was only the other week that I found out how MSG actually works. It is evil!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# It is
I seem to recall the taste is called mannami or somesuch.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Umami.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Maaaaaaami's making eeeyes at me.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Ho Maaamy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# You calling my mammy a ho?!:P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I might be.
What of it? ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Well I suppose you have your reasons
She asks me to ask you if you needed a VAT reciept.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Eranu.
(it always has that intonation in my head, i can't help it.)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I was thinking exactly the same :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Ooovavu!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# PEANUTS!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# baked potato!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# If you wear a tinfoil hat you can eat it safely
You do get an odd look when you go to have a vaccine and you are wearing a tin foil hat though...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Hehe! Witch King for the win!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# tres bon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Clicked yours, 'tis funny :]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I don't have the talent or patience to do something as good as your vector art
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Hehe thankyou :]
Though it's not talent, I've just practiced!
You should give it a go.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Now buy the book!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# haha
Good job I wasn't sipping my drink when I hit f5
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# This is how they make us take aspartame...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
But do you place an upside-down glass bottle on top of your door handle when you get home?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I forgot how enjoyable that film
was until I watched it again last week :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I did think 'eh?' when I read that
what film this be?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Conspiracy Theory
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Ah, the Gibson.
This already makes it unwatchable for me...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It is actually a really good film!
And done before he was a mental :)

Also, Julia Roberts is super fit in it :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# He's always been a mental.
Or a shit-stirrer.

Although Ms Roberts may make it redeemable.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Patrick Stewart is also in it :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Fit women or GTFO.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I had to laugh when I first saw him in American Dad
He plays almost exactly the same role as he does in Conspiracy Theory
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
True dat :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Next Newsletter :
"Caution : May contain mercury, aspartame, MSG, Jade Goody, antifreeze, aluminium foil"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
aluminium foil required?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Which is the greater risk
Lack of tinfoil, or the belief you require it?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# But I do require it!
If I don't wear a tin foil hat I can read other people's thoughts...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# C5H8NNaO4OHNOSE !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha! :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# im about to watch the new futurama film which has sheeple :D
with tinfoil hats woot
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# It's great
Wish I could watch it now but I lent it to a friend.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# People fear the Michael Schenker Group?
sorry
much Woo :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Aw...
... I quite liked the Michael Schenker Group, back in the day ...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# coming soon.......................................TURBOMAN
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Oh thank fuck a new thread
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# yays
That suit is very slimming!

Have an additional woo.

EDIT: I have just found the most fun passtime on the planet. Putting bubblewrap through a shredder!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Tried it with bubblewrap envelopes
It's fun... but have you tried squeezing sealed bags of demerara or other dense brown sugar?
Go on, try it. It's oddly relaxing.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I've got the shite stuff for the guests
But I don't use sugar myself.

Great thing was it was that the bubblewrap was from a free sample of magnetic tape. I shall ravage my fridge tomorrow
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# You don't have to buy the sugar
Just fondle the packets in the supermarket.
If you can give loud, pleasured little sighs of relief while doing do, you earn bonus points.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# So I have to bring my shredder along?
I actually know what you mean:)

It's a breaking down sorta thing. A bit like mashing up the illegal immigrants you have stashed in your basement for pig feed.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# uTube material . . . have you recorded it ?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yes
I shredded it afterwards though:P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I think that I hear a sonic . . . BOOM !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Is he the superest...
...IN THE WORRRLD?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Pfffft!
you big silly :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# There was this blue feller...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
liked the film in a its not as good as the watchmen but it sure was fun, kind of way
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Most people seem to be happy with its faithfulness to the storyline
...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *spits coffee over the monitor*
er, no. the ending is like a shit version for cretins who don't think it through.
It had to be an extra terrestrial threat, Jon was made by the US, working for the US and therefore the attacks were US born. No unity would come from that, or if one did it would only last a week. The film provides a kneejerk reaction/poor scapegoat option - hate the blue guy, he's different to us. it works for a second but then some people question it and it all falls apart.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# It started off really great
and I was living the comic. Then the noticeable things started to appear ( or be omitted more like ) but you know that's inevitable and you soldier on. By the end I thought, "what's this I'm watching again?"
Good but they did say that it was not a filmable story and I think that in it's entirety that's correct.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I think what is there is brilliant
there are a few naff moments, but all in all its a great bit of cinema.

If you've read the book however you'll have a lot of irritants and a real "fuck off you cretins" moment at the end.

But either way, Rorschach without his mask on is awesome (a little less so and overly batman gruff voice-y with it on). I am pissed that a character who is all about no compromised was so badly compromised with the removal of the leg sawing scene :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# did they do the rape scene?...bet they didn't


/not seen it yet
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# They did,
and it's quite brutal.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# blimey...well at least they had the balls to keep it in the film. :)
I wanna go see it soon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# the non rape you mean? (he doesn't, hooded justice interupts in the original and film)
and yes, they do and its really, really nasty
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# All I can say is
'dogs' and 'cleaver'

They fucked that up.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# the cleaver in the head is cheap and shit in comparison
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I'm trying not to be a bastard and spoil it for anyone
but that whole episode is fundamental to the turning point of the character and for me that was one thing that should have been done verbatim.
It's defines him and also tells the viewer that things have changed. This would not have happened previous to this episode and now we have 'Rorschach'
Just one of my niggles, probably the biggest after the squid.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# The Scourering of the Shires never happened either!
To admit something totally heinous.,as comic book movies go I do love Josie and the Pussycats. My No 1 comic film still has to be The Crow (whilst spitting and spewing over every sequal they made afterwards the cash grabbing cunts!!!).
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I thought 'Josie and the Pussycats' was brilliant!
Far too subtle for the children it was aimed at.
The songs were great too.
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I loved the songs
The great bit was the movie was based around subliminal messaging and the songs used harmonic minors and C major at about 60 BMP and that's about as a subliminal music liking format that you can get.
The cash were great as well.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# SCIENCE!
*fears*
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Better still
Music theory!

60 BPM is the rate of the average heartbeat. C major scale has no minors in it so is very rousing and the harmonic minor is basically a minor scale (so bluesy) with a nice little melodic run in it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I'm leaving in the next hour to go see it
Be safe in the knowledge that I'll probably be giggling like a lunatic through it because of this.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# :)
enjoy the film, it's great eyecandy
but don't think of it as the clever bit of writing that the original was
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Shhhh
Not seen it yet!
(Was Wonder Woman as hot as they say she was?)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I hear that the bloke that created her
also invented the polygraph test.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# It's getting a lot of flak from some people
but I think it's the best adaptation they could make from such an unfilmable book.
(and yes, the squid-ending would have worked just fine!)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# it's great, but it's not the genius of the source material
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Now THIS was what you call unfilmable. Cronenberg tried but failed IMHO.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# "i can think of at least two things wrong with that title"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Arf!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I still don't get that poster (the original), did the Daily Mail make it?
why is his groin so high up?!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I have no idea :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Look upon my works ye mighty, and dis pair
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# look upon my......
and repair with the clone tool ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Don't ya know?
Everything that appears in The Daily Mail gets nicked and appears here!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# speaking of the mail
their review of the film is beatifully teeth gnashing and outraged, and includes a complaint about a scene that is neither in the book nor fim
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1159801/Watchmen-Superheroes-sick-slick.html
"This despicable trash will find an audience among sad sociopaths, deranged pseudo-intellectuals and brutalised, immature men of all ages."
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Which scene is that?
I refuse to read the daily mail :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
#
"a six-year-old girl is torn apart by dogs."

it does happen in the plot in all fairness, but they heavily imply that you see it on film, which you do not (i am told, i've not actually watched it yet myself)
edit: actually it doesn't happen in the plot either does it? the remians are disposed by being fed to the dogs, which is a different thing.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Fucking morons!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# "...and a six-year-old girl is torn apart by dogs."
Cunting Daily Fail...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# "set in a world where crime-fighting superheroes have been outlawed"
Unoriginal? It fucking invented that idea!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# that's a bit odd that review
but no less than I'd expect from them. tell people how bad something is without actually describing the thing in question
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# yes. a bit a bone
with a shoe on it. BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW. has the reviewer even see the film??
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# possibly only half
their review of "the dark knight" whs a similiar trip down what-the-fuckery road.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I'm whoring this like Max Clifford
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
This is ACE!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha
wont be able to see the dr in the same way again! needs more willies
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Pfft!
I'll just pop this pea in here then...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# And I'll pop this in here!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
hahahaha
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ning
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Haha!
I think I recognise that cat from one of Pasanonic's pictures. Could be wrong, though.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# its possible
Though then Tescos would have nicked Panasonic's cat. Corporate cat-napping at its finest.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Hahahaha "cat-napping"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# budum-tish. ahthankyou
ill be here all week
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# All of next week, or all week until today?
It is sunday after all.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# good point
Lets go for next week. Pedant :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *cackles evil-ishly*
Though I do apply tea where possible, so there always a cuppa in it for you.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I think I'll pass, thanks :]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# bah
The British empire was built on cups of tea!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Nooo, you should have said "g'waaaaaan!"
Like Mrs Doyle from Father Ted!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# i offer no excuse
'cept its sunday morning.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Ooh, morning?
Where 'bouts are you?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# califimornia
land of governator.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Haha I assume you're referring to Arnie?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yeah
Our wine quaffing Governator :) Still, hes better than the last guy.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I do like him.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Yummy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# For the connoseur
We have Tesco cats in gravy

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha!
my dog would like that. he's been in at the vets and he's got delusions of being fed tinned food
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# whiskers just has kittens.


in jelly
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *imagines the dance routine at the end*

Come on you bastards, give us a Stronty and Rogue Trooper film! I'd direct the latter, it'd be fucking awesome, mark my words.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *ovates standingly*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# 2000 AD ftw \o/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# That slumdog film, fuck me they advertise it wrong
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha, it's like reverse Sweeney Todd
I love the fact that americans wanted their money back because they didn't know it was a musical :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
"Not only dey talkin funnaaa but thaay singin funnaa too!"

heh

you've also made me think of "Damn it! I can't watch that foreign shit! I don't go to the theatre to read!"

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# "Hey, goddammit, I need a refund! It's mah uh constitutional right"
"On what grounds sir?"
"uh, I'm as dumb as a box of frogs?"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# "hyuk hyuk"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# i hate musicals
(saying that, that one by the south park creators made me laugh)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# So you wouldn't go and see Sweeney Todd would you :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I didn't realise that was a musical either!
luckily there isn't a cinema for 90 miles!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# haha.
fuck no. That lasted 10 minutes with me.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# shame, its a brilliant film
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# This^^^^
However, it would have to be your thing :)

Are we secretly Queens Toasty? ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I'm as gay as my hat
and have been in a long term relationship of hardcore sex with Dixon for a couple of years now.

Just don't tell Mrs Toast


although I don't see what that has to do with Sweeney Todd. How is music a gay thing?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Music isn't gay,
but musicals are ;)

Also, less than a week until Elbow :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# "I hate musicals
worst of all the stage shows"

*starts a weekly collectable magazine*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# TJ : how does one blog?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# you write words on the internet
a bit like this
but on your own page


or you could just post pictures with no words like I do. I ain't writing a fucking online diary, are you mad?!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# isn't there a ...yeah like in ur sig
blogspot.com is it?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# There is blogspot,
or blogger or millions of others :)

Or twitter, which is blog lite :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# isn't blogspot blogger?
Either way I use the google one, but not as a blog, just as an image uploader to save me updating my website
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh is it?
I dont know. I started one once because Gamestation were apparently destroying all their retro games. I sent them an e-mail, they responded and my information was wrong :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# some assmunch has stolen my SkUG.blogspot.com address
Skub ...goddammit
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# someone took HappyToast twitter
which isn't a problem, I think that thing is only for people with over inflated egos and Stephen Fry
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I love the Twitter "Why?" Page
* Eating soup? Research shows that moms want to know.
* Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.
* Partying? Your friends may want to join you.

Erm, phone her, phone them, phone them?

twitter.com/help/why
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Shit loads here:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# A picture blog on blogspot eh?

You really should look into Tumblr. It's rather nice for that.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# well, eat lots and lots of lettuce and oats
maybe a few steaks

the resulting stool with block the bog with it's gargantuan "blog" style
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# get a tumblr
i'm trying to get people on it
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# link please?
Maybe i'll just write it all down on paper and post it to the internets?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# sure
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# that gave me a head ache
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'd sooner see
An ABC Warriors movie, Joe Pineapples is so frigging cool especially when drawn by Simon Bisley
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I got the horn when they showed up in Judge Dredd
Where's the Nemesis and Deadlock movie?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I love Nemesis
That too, in fact just do it for nearly every major AD strip and do a proper job of it plx :o
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# as long as he does his killing in ladies underwear
all killer robots should be transvestites
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# But
should all transvestites be killer robots ^_^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# well I'm pretty sure that Eddie Izzard wouldn't be as funny sounding like Terminator
but he would deal with hecklers better
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Haha, excellent.
I'd love to see a Nikolai Dante film
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# OH GOD
I think I love you!!!!

/Bring on the Crest I say!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# No, no, it has to be a Slaine movie!
Would put 300 on its arse for gore.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# i want an angel family movie and a judge dredd movie
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# But there has been a Judge Dredd movie.
Or should I say, a Judge DREDDFUL movie. LOL!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# LOL HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA


hAHAHAHA

HAHA

hah.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Ha.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# New Judge Dredd movie is under way
and being made by british people, hurrah!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# This time
THEY BETTER LEAVE HIS BLODDY HELMET ON

sorry :x
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I did not know this
Great news!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ooooh really?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# a rogue trooper movie ftw!!!
in fact...3 movies so they don't kill the story :)

Quartz Zone Massacre..
Nu Earth
Hunt for the Traitor
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I would seriously make the best rogue trooper movie ever
I cannot emphasise how fucking awesome it would be.
You cannot go wrong with the death/birth of Helm, Gunnar and Bagman, some massive war against one man and the oh so fucking sexy Venus Bluegenes.

HIRE ME TO DO IT SOMEONE, DO IT NOW!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ^ me please..I'm a fucking uber Rogue nerd! :D
I liked the story of bio-chipped hand gun with one of the dead G.I. Generals in the ‘Eye of the Traitor’ story line
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# ok, me and you, lets fuck hollywood up big time
*starts painting self blue and shaving head*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Woo to this idea!

How much are comic film rights?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# For 2000AD stuff?
Probably 50p, isn't it all still owned by the guys who made the AvP game?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# is that Red in the top frame?
vampire beeyatch that she is.

hang on, you can't have Wulf in there, wasn't he killed by Bubba?

Oh my poor miss-mis-spent youth :-)

"Number 4 cartridge!"

/runs for cover
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
#
10 PRINT "WOO ";
20 GO TO 10
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Just coz he's gay
doesn't mean he has to end it all! There's so much to live for!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Really?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Well not him obviously.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Wow!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *jumps*

is that a new olympic sport?

and is it height or length you jump?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Points are awarded for technical expertise and fabulousness
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# with bonus points for costume flambouyance and tightness
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# yea..try telling that to Freddy Krueger
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# this is the best post so far
*lols endlessly*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# This is but a tribute...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# that's stickying it to them
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Too soon!

TOO SOON!


*Crys
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ^This^
*sobs uncontrollably*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
horseh!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :,-(

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Bring back ilovehorses :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# it was probably doing more bandwidth than the entirety of the rest of their site
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah
I was thinking this.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Once they found out just how popular they were
They started putting free mp3s of the song on the site. Good people.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Argh!
And there I was thinking somebody had beat me to it... but I actually bothered to create a real one =O

www.b3ta.com/links/Bring_back_I_Love_Horses_petition
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Nooo!!!
Not the horses!!

Referring to the website, of course, I don't give a damn about actual horses. ;]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahah
best of all the adhesive products
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# meh!

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Is this going to be the next comp?
Mourning the loss of the much loved evolution of the rick roll?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I think I've done them all already.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
..whisked from the poshest slab in the mortuary in style
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *manhugs*
*bookmarks*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# ^ Needs more Magenta!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I shall attempt to rebuild it at some point
I'm a tad busy with work 'n' stuff at the moment, but one day I will host it myself.

I have the mp3 somewhere, too.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Jumps aboard

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# looks like fun : D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# i've found the chair normally falls over at speed
weeeeeeee!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# h ahaa ha
: D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# More effective than the heimlich maneuver !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# fab!
i want a go
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i get dizzy realy quick,fucking horrible
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahahaha
tip top
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# lovely
spinny effect!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Weeeeee barf. Wooo barf!
I can smell that from herre.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Stop being so good at animating!
By which I mean 'continue to be so good at animating, as long as you post everything here' :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I love it when a conspiracy comes together
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nice
silver foil hat
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# destruction of the death star was an inside job
controlled demoltion.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's all started in building 7 subsector C (C for Conspiracy!)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# if you watch the battle of hoth in slow motion you'll see the turbolasers don't go anywhere near the shield generators
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Why does the AT-AT first shoot the tiny rebel before shooting the shield generators?
It was locked on and all. It doesn't make SENSE
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# because there gay
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# like, totally space gay?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# TOTALLY space gay
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha excellent
i'm just off to the shops. i need pizza and lots of bacofoil....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# haha!
do not underestimate the power of the slightly less shiny side
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D
Splendid stuff, miss
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# brillo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Well foiled . . . again !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# haha.
me love you long time Maiden!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# wotcha lookin at?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Whaddafug?
*gives all of my chips to it*

And have a sketch of one of those beasties:

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# That seagull is almost hansom (for a seagull)
that's not right!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ...fuck is that?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# no wonder they make such a loud noise when they land on my roof
take your sodding shoes off!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# How wonderfully good!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Checkin' out the guns !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i've no idea wtf that is
but it's magic:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

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