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# Awwww, cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# nice pet
May I have one?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I'll bet those teeth are just for show
He's a pussycat really!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# jebus shittington
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I had a girlfriend
whose front bum looked surprisingly like this once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Only once?
What did it look like the other times?

Edit: Also - pics or it never...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# it was much tidier
when she wasn't in oestrus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# The rest of the time
it looked like Chow Yun Fat eating gravy with a spork.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Did it also look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I was wetting myself at this last night when I was stoned.
Thank you.

*wasn't actually wetting herself, but not far off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# stoned?
Were you exposing your midriff in a middle-eastern country or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers!
I haven't been stoned in ages, mostly because of stupid job. I do have 600 shots of nitrous in the big box I'm currently resting my feet on. Sadly it's a gift for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Blooooooody hell....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# He.. er.. works for a catering company.. or something..
It's gonna be a fun weekend.

EDIT: That's if I can actually carry it to his. Felt sorry for the poor DHL guy this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Is that to the tune of the Meow Mix song?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# "I want mouses I want kittens vag-mix vag-mix please deliver"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# More: I want rectum. I want sphincter. Bowel mix, bowel mix please excrete her.
see below:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# MOre the 2 girls one cup theme song.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Lawks A Lordy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ugh
thats ruddy horrid. Another excuse to hate cats!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Teefykit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hmm, I must try harder...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] hello?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha yes

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number!
He only called up for the cricket scores!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Friday. 9pm. On Dave. I'm gleeing my arse off!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS HTIS THISH THISHT UISH TISDIHT IHSITHIHIRHS ITRHISHTRISHIRTHS IDHTRIS HIHHIT HIDSHTIDHIHTIHIDTH IDHT IDHTIDH ITH IDHTIDHTIDHTIDHRIDTHITHITHDIHTIHDI DIHTD TIDH IDHTI HTIHD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The little git completely ruined my helicopter wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hahahah! almost time to see if teh new three-parter is any good.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# They never even looked anything like lemmings god DAMN
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
They would be very busy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# They say games are getting too realistic these days.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Just do like most people and just hit random buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# then you get sacked for not following the script
hard times
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Fuck the script and fruck the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Mash mash mash mash mash mash.
Playstations are gay.

Playstations are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# If it hadn't been for the Playstation you would have never played Okami.
Thus you are latently homosexual.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# i replied to you and then it wasn't there
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# And the creed and the colour and the name won't matter
were you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# no
I'm to busy with my hammer hammering out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land and other such modern hymn based sentiments.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# \o/
Three things last forever, they are faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love, and the greatest of these is love!

No I mustn't forgeeeet, no I mustn't forgeeeeet, to say a great big thank you, I mustn't forgeeeeet!

You can build a wall around you, stone by stone a solid ring, you can live alone in an empty home, be in charge and be the king!

/schooldays memory medley
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i only remember the bottom one
and now the swine is stuck in my head :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You MUST remember the middle one
Autumn days when the grass is jewelled
And the silk inside a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well

So I mustn’t forget, No I mustn’t forget, To say a great big thank you, I mustn’t forget
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ironiclly I don't
there was one about building your home on rocks rather than sand...

michilmas daisies purple at the border.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Great dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree.
Travelled the world and the seven seas, everybody looking for something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# If you were singing that in assembly when you were young
I wish I'd gone to your school!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah I replied before I realised that I was just completely reiterating the joke.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# okami?
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Playstations aren't gay
I like them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I like the implication that if they were gay then you wouldn't like them
stop homophobic computer abuse now!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# imagine that to the tune of 'terrorists are gay' by 'the bikes'
You'd have to watch nathan barley to know what im on about.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I played one wrestling game on the PS2 about 5 years ago
within 3 minutes I had massive cramp in my hands from the convoluted controls.
Never played one since, stick to SF and Tekken that's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# favourite tekken character?
shotgun lei
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# bryan furry
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# the softer side of the cyborg

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Baek a Cake (Baek Do San)
X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,O,X,X,X

KO!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ditto hwoarang
and eddy
and the girl version of eddy
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I loved Yoshimitsu but I was no way near good enough nor had a good enough memory to pull off the complicated and cool moves.
I did manage to spin round and commit suicide simultaneously killing me and my opponent once though, which bizaarely always gives you the win rather than a draw.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# tekken moves are like jokes
you always forget the best ones
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# i like aponents

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ling Xiaoyu
Asuka Kazama
Criag Marduk
Raven
Forrest Law
Brian Fury

but I could probably take you with any character ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# oooo, yeah - asuka kazama was awesome
her yakuza kimono/bandage costume was ace.

Marduk? Eww - he was poo...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# he's a lot of fun when you get all his ground moves going
and he smashes the opponents face in to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i just saw this
you would not. when i was at uni i won 100 games in a row against various mates and then got bored

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Yoshimitsu
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# There has never, in the entire history of gaming
been a decent wrestling game. There have been amusingly bad ones, but never a truly good one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# rumble roses was the only one i ever brought
only because it was cheap and had tits in it.

Dirtiest game ive ever played. Ironic, as it was a PG.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# if memory serves my dad had a strip poker game on the ZX spectrum
the idea of that now just makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# was it the Sam Fox one?
a game in which Poker is entirely incidental
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *shrugs*
I only glimpsed it.. I never witnessed its full splendor.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you could crack one off five times over before the bloody thing loaded

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/919556_20041112_790screen002.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ban this filth!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# yup
the 360 one was even better

more filth:
img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/086/reviews/929261_20060328_screen004.jpg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpPNb6jbd-A

I miss that game. Daft fun. With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Soul Calliber :D
I have street fighter 3 on the dreamcast... now that's shitting difficult.

but then I've never really been that great at games... I did like wrestling games though for the hardcore matches :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'd totally do the one in the middle
if she had bigger tits
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# get her to stop the steroids
she'll soon have a wonderfully capacious belly button :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# CHRIST IS RISEN
sorry, I mean yeast
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue373/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# and THAT is the true start to Easter
edit: GODDAMN Dalek girls are hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Sod that the dead site
with the person pretending to be dead outside Joel's Cafe from Northern Exposure is teh win!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# "horrid soft porn for nerds but you'll be playing to the gallery so stick it in"
Presumably the b3ta missus says that a lot.
(beemoh, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# bless you son
have some pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# HAPPY CHRISTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# WTF?
It's Thursday!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# theres always a risen
for the chocolate chew!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# "Hey, not so sweet..."
I used to hate that ad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# it's an acquired taste
unlike riesen which are awful shit
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# CHRISTIFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# You = bet yer ass
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# subjlols hooray :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Can I just say
the Kiwi news anchor in the last issue just keeps being funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yeaster?

"Little Jesus" is risen!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Preceded by

On Palm Sunday, Jesus was ridden in the town by a donkey


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I couldn't get on using the proxy
to suggest a title :(
it was going to be
ENJOY THE BANK HOLIDAYS (UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE A BANKER)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# christ is yeast?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# cheers rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# he needs Just for Gorillas
no Just for Polar Bears, no wait, damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# He only wants a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Babs
stop making me want things I can't have because they don't technically exist.

Awwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Not yet... but maybe one day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# He wuk angwi ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Bwess
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Image challenge
(B3tatimolsky, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# EXPLAIN PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Repton
The only game I can ever remember from the BBC/Acorn, Repton. The reality is far less interesting.
(B3tatimolsky, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# here. I was RISing too
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repton_(computer_game)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# lol wut
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh my god, I think I still have that somewhere...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# well I get it, so I guess that's something
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Egginton
Happy Easter!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# "Nooo, I said ONE more t...THWACK"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# in the mipsy
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# BS dressed as that schoolgirl
always has, and always will, do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Barbra Streisand?
you mucky boy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I don't like her face, never have.
She looks like she has a head made of hips.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# that must mean she has a mimsy for a mouth
no teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I don't know how I feel about that...
does this mean two mimsies, or teeth in her pant region?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# type "IDBEHOLD S" and try punching again.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# "Leave Britney alone!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Egginton!
haha! Er.....
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Repton. He's the one in the middle


I used to love Repton, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I live in Derby :)
(Peter_G, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Wolfierine
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm a bit ris
I know its easy; but - nnnggg
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# revolution?
Oh I see now. thanks below comments.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha :D
Up the revolution, well maybe next week then!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Excellent!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Thanks JP!!
Showing my age there...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Zip that up!
Oh, your age.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Ooh missus...
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Superb...
love Foxy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Crikey
Yesterday I decided to get a "Freedom for Tooting" T shirt (I was born there) and since then, this is the 4th reference I've seen to it.
SPOOKY and woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Susan!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D cos I'm 15 minutes away from beer o clock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D
How do you manage to sneak out early, you swine?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# just get drunk in the office
if anyone asks, tell them in a calm voice that you know you have a serious problem and you're trying to deal with it

then carry on drinking
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I like this plan.
*switches on intercom*

Rosemary, bring me the *good* Chablis, would you?
No, one case should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I get to shit on my desk every day using that one.
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Cos I start at 8
which is ungodly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Fuck, that's just wrong.
I didn't even get up till 8.30 this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah
but it's great at 4 oc clock when I bugger off to the pub an hour before anyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Swings and roundabouts...
I'm with you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I start at 7:50am
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Pffft, I can't work out if that being for the Wii is part of the joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Nah...
It was just the first picture of the box that I found
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Simon Say, Guitar Riff
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# sorry I've just covered myself in RIS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Simon was a handheld button pushing game in the 70s/80s
Guitar Hero is just a flash up-to-date, expensive version of Simon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ah yes.
I thought this after saying I didn't get it.

pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Heh!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# pfft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# why is he holding a turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# THESE CIGARS ARE HIDEOUS
MY GOD THEY'RE DOG TOWN IMPORTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# HE IS THE MAYOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# HE MAY BE THE MAYOR
BUT HE CANNOT GET DECENT CIGARS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# IF I WERE THE MAYOR I'D BE PISSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# THERE'S GONNA BE SOME YOWLING TONIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hi guys and girls
My Easter is starting early :D

How are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *doffs cap* 'lo Earl!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hello *doffs cap, back at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# There he is!
How do, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Hello sir
I'm good :)

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# My eye hurts.
I may have to poke it out with a razor-blade ended stainless steel baseball bat.

Or I may not. It's all rather undecided at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Don't, as you wont be able to see on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# the ha! flies are bad at this time of year in cat town

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yes, and they are so well behaved thoughout the rest of the year...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I was hoping to sort a cat out this weekend
but all the shelters are being rubbish...

Maybe in a fortnight

*excited*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry]

went for a coffee and missed all the loveliness. thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# a smile? from you?
wow
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# treasure it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha!
What you say !!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I say "relax"
and also "yes"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Frankie?
Do you remember me?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hahhahahah! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# God, took me far too long to notice the first picture....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha YAY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hehehe, good stuff, sir
:D

you've been *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Make your time
Hahahahaha
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I fuggin love this challenge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# indeed
makes a change for everyone to not whine about it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
brelyent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hehe
I didn't spot CATS sitting there earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# i dont know who cats is :(
im sure if i did, i would find this funny too.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base
([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ohh
hahaha that IS funny :D
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *giggles*
then faps maybe...
(magentacock is spunking like it's nineteen ninety-nine..., Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahah
Really funny!
(deven_shire, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] After it all got declassified
Most people were interested in the technical documents, but here we see a reflective moment by an Operative.

(Credit: Sgt Leon Guerin, X-COM)
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I know the game but I don't see the point you're making

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# this is B3TA - no point needed.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It seems the point is I found Paint.NET's perspective options
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# he looks
distinctly uninterested
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] They never showed the day Willy had to cross picket lines

On top of that, his employer's health and safety record was unsatisfactory.

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *pogos*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# not long now
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm - not funny - not by a long shot. Hmmm
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I like eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# no you don't

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# You see through me.
I'm so transparent.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# i see through everyone
i'm like a hairy lie detector
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# More details.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# **AIRSTRIKES**
Blam!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# This game came out around the same time as my GCSEs
I did better at the game :) Yeah!
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahahah, yup, that was an addictive game!
I had addiction problems with Warcraft II, and Starcraft...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Syndicate was fucking quality
clocked that game every which way
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Your GCSE results spell "A Feud.... e"
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# It that Syndicate?
I loved tossing a cataclysm at a building :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Cataclysm was in the inferior sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I think you'll find Syndicate Wars was a brilliant sequal
SCIENCE has proved this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I got stuck at one level and gave up :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# You must be SHIT
Syndicate Wars was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# thaaat's what it was called. and I think they were airstrikes, but it has been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I had it on the Mega Drive
*thinks i should not have revealed this
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# although I had it on PC, I somehow aquired it on my Atari Jaguar... Now THAT was difficult to control....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I used to think that game was the nuts, so woo
didnt have a computer myself so had to play it round my mates, had a 122Mhz processor, which back then was like a nuclear powered Jesus. I feel old now so have a Jesus related re-post for the easter season
Photobucket

EDIT: Oh yeh, how come chemistry is not science?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha....
Being a zombie himself he would know how to deal with that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# TJ!
I'm being a bit slow, how do you upload stuff using the b3ta image hosting? I can see my previous pics listed but no way to upload more.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Post New Message -> Switch To Image Mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Cheers
Always forget how to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Is there no other way to do it? You have to pretend to post a new thread,
and not a reply or edit or anything? That's how it seems to me :/
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Nope.
It's curiously unintuitive. the code monkeys are busy men though. also drunks and cads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Syndicate!
Great game that was.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] You played for hours and it always ended the same!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# If there is an online version of this game, I will waste my entire weekend playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# well, not exactly online, but it works on latest machines:
ski.ihoc.net/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# No iMac support. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# iits iyour ifault ifor iusing ian iimac ithen!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ^this
you iBitch
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I loved that game
No idea why, it was stupid.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# i used to be addicted to it..
but playing it now it's sooooo shit
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no pitfall 2
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha
is that Moore?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# The one and only
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# no - that was Hawkes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hudson hawks?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# does he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# haha
I saw that film for the first time only recently. It does not deserve its "worst fim ever made" tag.

Rubbish yes. Worst film ever? No.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I like it...
some of it is dreadful, but it's also better than most of what passes for a 'blockbuster' these days.

And it has an exploding Fred from Corrie in it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ^ THIS
everyone knows The Phantom Menace is the worst film ever made.

(although I saw Alien vs Predator 2 the other day and it was a close contender..)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *throws in vote for The Descent*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# now that is a very piss poor film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Someone who agrees!
It really was dire. I sat there predicting *every* "scare" that was coming. Dross.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
#
Have you people not even seen "The Core"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Fuck. I watched that the other day.
Well, I watched the first half hour, predicted the rest and turned on the last 20 minutes to watch my predictions come true. It was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's a good-bad film. It's terrible, really, but well made shit.
Like "The Day After Tomorrow".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# is that the one set in Romania or somewhere similar
with them all trapped underground and being attacked by mutated creatures?

or is it the virtually identical film with the pretty girlies in?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# i vote x-men 3
as having the highest should-have-been-good-but-was-actually-shit ratio
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# that was a good film.
there was a similar cave film that Griffy mentions, that was rubbish.

edit: called 'The Cave':

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cave_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# No, no, no.
I've not seen what sounds like the original, but The Descent is one of the biggest wastes of 2 hours of my life. Predictable, clunky, full of jilted dialogue, and about as scary as cardboard tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Group of female friends go caving, and meet up with human-eating Neanderthals?
The dialogue probably wasn't anything to write home about, but the ending is extremely horrifying.

As in actual horror, not Saw-style splatter 'horror'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# By the time I got to the end,
I couldn't give a shit about any of the hollow idiot characters, or any semblance of plot, so it's impact was diminished. Also, it seemed to be an attempt at pseudo-intellectual psycho-nonsense, and was completely at odds to the drivel thrown around in the rest of the film. it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# how can you say that? the pod race and Darth Maul bits are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Sorry Toasty, I know you disagree on this one
but I maintain that film sucked hairy monkey balls :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Star Wars 1-3 were average films.
The only real problem with them was that they weren't the original trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# the last fight scene was excellent, mostly because no-one says anything during it
the pod race should have been good but was ruined by an idiot child mouthing an awful script and not even greg proops could turn it around
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Those bits were great.
The most irritating memories from that film mostly involve Gungans (including he-who-shall-not-be-named). Especially the battle scene with the sphere-throwing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's the worst star wars film
but that doesn't make it the worst film ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# depends how much of a star wars geek you are
to me it was exactly like watching my infant self being fisted by a giant jar-jar shaped sex toy operated by a sweating, tumescent george lucas
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# the formula is
(Budget of film x Hype out of 10) / Audience goodwill out of 10

This produces "The Lucas Formula" (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Did you factor in the number of dwarf actors involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# second and third one are far worse than the first one
they're a jumbled mess of attempting to please fan boys. horrible waste.

The Clone Wars tv series however has been fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)
# "FarCry" by a long way.
edit: actually, movies that have been so disappointing that I hate them: Aeon Flux, Brothers Grimm, 2nd two Matrix films, Ultraviolet
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# oh christ they made a film??
was it Uwe Boll, I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yes, and it was unbelievably painful.
I'd rather pay for and watch every chick flick for the next three years than watch FarCry again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Aeon Flux and Ultraviolet were, indeed, rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# All Star Wars films are the worst films ever made.
Boring old shitbiscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Silly Captain
is silly.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# No, I'm right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# All these worse film ever arguments
are pointless until you've seen Night of the Panther, or Troll 2, or Zombie Creeping Flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Or shock 'em dead, which is also one of the best
said she redundantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *searches imdb*
Traci Lords is a sign of quality.

Found some film with her in the other day called Epicentre.

It was basically Midnight Run after an earthquake, with her as an FBI agent.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I'll have to look it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# If you've got Sky
keep an eye on Movies4Men and Movies24
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# No - that was Big Boy. Alas, recently deceased.
- unless you meant the two-legged thesp.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ross Kananga*: Certfied Nut job
*bloke who did the stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Faster!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Damn you opera mini for now showing animation
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# MOORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# MOORE! MOORE!
How do you like it?
How do you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo time
Come on internet writing staff
Write a zinger to make me laugh

(newsletter going out early this week - Easter and all that)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Party with eggs, Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# NEWSLETTER: Proud sponsor of Max Clifford.
Or:
Newsletter brought to you by the letters B, T, A and the number 3!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I hope you one day get your day with the second option
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# it's pretty special :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I shall keep doing it until I do.
*plies rob with finest single malt*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Easter: Chocolate, rabbits and zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Every time you read this newsletter someone good will die
or: Newsletter: Lurkers paradise
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'm about to rip out a fart.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck
was an unemployed estate agent from Bolton?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# "BALLS AND ARSES" SHOUTS QUEEN, HIGH ON 'ROIDS
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
This one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# In ur paparazzi photograph, leakin ur secretz
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# How about:
"Everybody say: Sod off Rob, you great big newsletter writing twatfister"
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Funnier than Farrah Fawcett's arse-cancer - hahahahaha!
/having bad Thursday blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# But
Nothing is funnier than arse cancer.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# What about two arse cancers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)
# this is my favourite thing of the past hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter 373: Brought to you a day early
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# THURSDAY CANCELLED DUE TO RECESSION
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Pushing from the back of your inbox faster than a G20 Police Officer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# MORE HEART-STOPPING THAN THE METROPOLITAN POLICE

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I haven't subscribed to the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles'
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Eggy Jebus died in your bins

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# THIS NEWSLETTER WILL NOT SHOW UP ON YOUR MONTHLY BILL
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Newsletter leaked early by Bob Quick
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# FREE HOT XXX BUNS INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# sexy buns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Holing up your Jesus in a cave and stealing his choccy eggs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# LIKE A FROZEN PIG COCK BEING HAMMERED INTO A NUN'S CHUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I never cease to be amazed by things you say
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# oh my
this should be serialised on channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# 'Good Friday' Likely to be Misrepresentation
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# b3ta - the number one cause of index finger cancer in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Happy Easter to all Christians, Happy Wester to all atheists
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# eating brown eggs for jesus
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)
# FUCKING JESUS IN THE PISSHOLE FOR SPRINGTIME JAPES

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Contents include early information on terrorist raids
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# COME EARLY : BEAT THE CROWDS
was Discomeats' sort-of suggestion...

www.b3ta.com/board/9345992
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# i just got a £60 congestion charge fine
i hope that makes you smile...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# If it's true it's funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i could have sworn i paid it!
either the whole system is FAIL or i lost a whole day somewhere along the line...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
I found £60 on Monday in a street in CENTRAL LONDON!

HAHAHAAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# karma says no
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# send me all your back account details and I'll deposit it to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# BLOW ME IT CAUSES CANCER
news.myjoyonline.com/health/200904/28521.asp
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# then I'm not blowing you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Police Officers for G20 Protests Wanted - Interviews Tomorrow - Come Early and Beat the Crowd
[Someone said the joke earlier this week]
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# No-one's going to read it anyway, it's Easter
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# breaking your mouse's scroll wheel every week
kinell - you can tell im bored. I never usually suggest newsletter headings, let alone ones this crap
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# BUMPER EASTER ISSUE!
FREE INSIDE - PEACE & LOVE. EGGS FOR ALL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# MAUNDY, MAUNDY, SO GOOD TO ME
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# rumbling in your inbox
like an italian shop
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Newsletter sent early
so we can go on a holy four day lager and chocolate frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Doctor Who Easter Special Cancelled: Details Inside
(__, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Giving a new meaning to man-handle since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Alien 6: The Resurrection of Jesus Christ
Girth
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# jesus christ super magnet
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Starring Jesus Christ as James Bond in... You Only Live Twice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I am a pale image of my former shadow
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# "What lies in the shadow of the statue"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# EASTER EGGS ARE GAY
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# DOWNLOAD THE LEAKED B3TA NEWSLETTER HERE!
We're raving in sheds... together.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# nailing religion to a cross and pelting it with comedy sweets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Great,
now I'm imagining our lord as a piñata.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# "Hating the environment because it's full of hippies."
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Tough on newspaper vending, tough on the causes of newspaper vending
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# damn vendors
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Give 'em all a good hard shove ...
... it's the only language these bastards understand
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# JEBUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HOLLOW CHOCOLATE RUGBY BALL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus nailed to cross a day early
after Judas leaks secret memo
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ZOMBIE JESUS ATTACK!
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# THAT WAS QUICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I may have alzheimers
but at least i don't have alzheimers
(joke courtesy of Matt Smith)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# DONT CARRY THIS IN PLAIN VIEW OF A PRESS PACK
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER ON A BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Holy Bumfistery Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Well it is probably cheaper than an enima!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I love the riddler's little erection.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# you love it, because it gives you one too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I got hit in the knackers earlier today, so no it doesn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ouch
does he make a mark on his arm to show how far up he got it.

I heard that gayfisters did that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
really?
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# yeh
I was told by a guy who worked in a gay bar that the hardcore fisters would come out of the toilets with scratches on their arms to show how far up they got it.

At the time (early 90s) I didn't believe a word of it, but if the internet has taught me anything, it's that anything sexually deviant is probable.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ew
although I am aware of the irony of having Goatse as a username and still finding this slightly wrong
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# they could put marks around their neck with you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That's gonna sting...
Lovely stuff, Mr Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Riddle me this motherfucker
ace

edit: been watching too much of The Wire recently - hence increased propensity for fucking swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Goodness me.
My new wallpaper on my sexy new phone is your xenomorph, by the way. Hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# not at all, quite chuffed and that
oooh, maybe I should sell HappyToast phone wallpapers like that hypocrit Catnippppppp?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# You could....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# i imagined such a traumatic fisting to have a sound like
"schllllerrppcchhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# fab as always
but it still doesn't beat that penguin one with the bit of poo coming out
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP but anyone who grew up in the 80's
must remember grannys garden
(trickyric, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I did, but I don't
why we needed to move computer graphics on from this point I don't know.

8 bit it was all my grandad needed to entertain himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Mine only needed two bits to be entertained
by your grandmum
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I fear this may not go well...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# AARGH!
SPACE BAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# im not replying to you properly again
thread deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# shhhhh
i almost got away with it!
(trickyric, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ARGGGH SWEET JESUS!!!! I havnt seen that since playschool :O
I used to hide under the desk when she came on screen and all the kids AND teacher used to laugh at me :'(

Teacher "Shall we look in the cauldron kids?"
Me *runs under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I did and I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I think he meant
the 1880s
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Must do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha! the music is scarred into my brain...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I loved that,
wonder if there's an emulator around anywhere...?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# get a copy of...
BBCEM, and then go here: www.emuasylum.com/
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *returns to therapy*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahahaha
I remember that.

The only 'game' we were allowed to play.
That game taught me I was colourblind
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# you fail at the 80's
hand in you leg warmers as you leave
(trickyric, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# he'd find it awkward to walk with his hand in them
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I remember that game
You had to type "Snow" to start if I remember...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# That was one of the passwords.
The others were 'river' and 'sky'.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# That was not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# oh god
i'd actually managed to forget about that.
damn hell, i would have been too young for it had it not been for my cheapo school and their second hand computers D:
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Me too
As I recall I was the only one in the class who could ever remember the passwords, so I was frequently called upon by whoever was playing at the time.
(Uncle Comrade, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The real bomber
(thefwf, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ARgh!
thread deletion above this post!

Fucks sake - after i wrote a 2 sentence comment too.

balls
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# poor dead people.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Yes
Only the rich deserve to survive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# eheheh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# :O no ones!
In other news. Teh Rolf has just wandered down EC Road again. As last tiem it took him about 20 minutes for him to walk 100m as he made a point of buying off all the stall owners and took the time to chat and have photos taken will all who wanted.
The guy is an end of a leg!

Camera not charged so can't be true.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# His paintings are amazing
I wish i could afford one.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I know through his Tour Manger about ten years ago he was still popping E's when touring in his seventies!
Funny thing is he's not relly know in Oz but after a couple of years of them being over here on work visas tehy go back converts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha I'd love to think that's true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I know the source of that info.
It's pretty reliable. He was doing the tour manager work for his warm up for Glastonbury in about '98.
I've seen him at Glasto as well. Biker jacker with rinestone 'ROLF' on the back.
Probably the biggest daytime turn out that year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# The guy has style!
Imagine 20,000 stoners singing his version of Stairway!
I think some of Ash were came on to play wit him for that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I have an original Rolf Harris kicking about my house.....
CORRECTION.

I DID have a massive A1 sized original Rolf Harris, with a Rolfaroo image on it kicking about my house.

I've just been informed that it was cast out by my mother.

Fucksocks.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# douse her in petrol and set her alight.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Can you see why I did this, yet?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# excellent, you have the right idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# !
*weeps for eViLegion*

Ask the bitch what she did with your Star Wars stuff while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I had Starwars stuff?
Fuck! Now i'm REALLY annoyed!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# the extra leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Diddle-iddle-iddle-um
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# All Hail Rolf!
He does seem like a nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# About ten years ago he spent ages learning the bagpipes
and raise 30,000 quid marching in the Edinburgh tatoo with the scot guards.
Met him a few times and known people that've worked with him. He does so much charity work that most people never hear about it. He just hosted a huge gala in London for the victims for the forest fires and floods in Australia. Reviews said he stole the show as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# The thieving git
*hunts for show*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Iiiiiit's behind you!!!
EDIT: DAMN! I knew I should have charge my camera this morning. He's on his way back down. He appears to want to pet the collection of dogs left in the care of Russel who has the flower stall and looks after them while posh WAG types go shopping.
I think they know hin as they're going, 'Wowf. Wowf!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# What, a foot?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# how does he prounounce his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
www.snipurl.com/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ARE YOOSE CALLING ME A N00B?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *checks profile*
yup:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# pah!
*has no retort*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *give retort scones with clotted cream and jam*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

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