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the facts are these....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

hehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

Bastards!

*loads up huntin' rifle*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

people huntin'?

ace, I'll get my axe

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

epic!

People think cockroaches will be the only survivors of a nuclear holocaust. I vote for polar bears. Giant mutated polar bears.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

ha ha ha

ace! It explains so much... aside from the time travel issues.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

no time travel involved

you just assumed it started in the present

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

oh yeah

I'm full of assumption.

so wait - the Polar Bears have known about climate change for a LONG time...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

yes

because they live on the ice caps, it's on their doorstep basically

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

Brilliant...

...but you missed out the bit where they make the time machine!

;-P

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

see above

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

DOH!

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

i love the 2nd from last frame

suicide iceberger!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Your gonna be on the front page

over there...

actually I dont know where the front page is I never go there. But you get my point. Right? Well what im trying to say is..

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

if swimming houses, riot furries, Catamari, the angry fence, etc etc

can't even make it on to the popular page, I don't see how this overly tall image would make it on to the front.
I hate this misconception that I am popular, because all the evidence shows otherwise, and it makes me cry.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

I never know how it works and come direct to this page anyway..

Its not a question of popular. Its top work. And funny.

Dont cry, I have got 6 boxes of jaffa cakes - on offer at sainsburys @49p plus tea.

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

Sorry i'm still a bit shit in this....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

she comes!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

zalgo!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

All the flavour and benefits of smoking, without the risk of lung cancer...*

*But your ears might smell like an ashtray...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hahaha

That's you that is.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

I tried this once when I was in France

I didn't like it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

France?

I thought it was quite nice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

Needs more burnt neck.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

This is the "Mongolian inhale", not the "French inhale"

Did you burn your neck?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

They want it to be known as the "Inhale of Down", you know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

hahahahhahaha! *click for looniness!* :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

Don't push to hard, you might prolaps some thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

haha WHAT..THE..FUCK?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

haha

that's ace

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

ha ha ha

loon a sea!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

have some pond scum

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

Bloody hell!

What is that?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

what the shuddering fuck is that?

it's actually quite appealing

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

ningles

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

bookshop continuum... where are celebrity hardbacks? Off to the right?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

Far right!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

Gok is clearly a liberal

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)

This is making me twitchy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)

^ Rare Bits!

* I may have tried tis joke before, but it didn't get any laughs last time.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

BFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*cries*

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

Wank you..

W Th

NINGALLS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

Either will do...

Just use a glove, 'k?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)

ningles doll tits

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

*flashes porcelain tits*

you like huh?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

this made me chuckle yesterday

it's getting another wry grin this morning.

Edit/ i award floppy this mornings' chuckle

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)

Gok is clearly a cunt

this, however, is not, its ace

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

Gok is a hetro genius

"don't mind me luv - I'm proppa gay like - I'll just cop a feel of yer jugs to prove it... "

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)

he's in fashun

ergo he's a cunt

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)

right

but - hetro cunt is still hetro... it's the prefect hiding place for a man who likes homely women. he has a price albert so that you can't see his massively engorged wang on TV

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

I have pondered this also...

If I were to start fondling norks, and telling women to "get those gorgeous bangers out on display" I'd be quite rightly beaten up.

Then again, I'm not skinny, and I have a beard.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

*narrows eyes*

I'm not skinny and I have a beard... let's be friends.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

For some reason I imagine him like an xmen clone

there are one hundred gok's running around robbing banks in a hundred different cities all at the same time.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

What's with the wonly saw blade?

I bought an electric mitre saw two days ago; I have to redo the skirting throughout the entire house :(

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)

Is Ridiculous section

the rebranding of the old Dan Brown section?

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

it fucking should be

what a load of old tosh!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

A very strange thing happened the other day.

I was watching a film and it actually made me wish I had watched The Da Vinci Code instead....

Very sad.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

hold on

let me read that again... no - what? Have you SEEN the DVC? My missus made me go and see it and she wasn't allowed to pick films for 6 months afterwards.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

Yes, I have.

But the film I saw was fucking worse, despite the fact that it had Johnny Depp and Frank Langella in and was directed by Roman Polanski.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

the only think I could think of to remote redeem DVC was that a) it featured Roslin and Edinburgh \o/ and 2) it was likely to be the low point in cinema movie talking film

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

You forgot 3) Audrey Tautou.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

she was poor in it at best

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

As if it is her acting that I was interested in....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

well - there was no nakedness in it as I remember

... what was that one I saw where you got to see her naughty bits...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Amelie: The Porno?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

*wants*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

Amelieoncockpileup

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

The Ninth Gate?

Yup - it's awful.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)

Even the shagging at the end didn't redeem that fetid corpse of a movie.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)

I enjoyed it, but I was drunk at the time. And I rented it in the expectation that it would be enjoyably bad.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)

I thought...

"Polanski! He's great! And Depp! He's great, too!"

Yeah, well. I learned.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)

This was exactly the thinking me and my dad had

when we sat down to watch it.

Forget the statutory rape, making that film was a bigger crime from Polanski.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

hmm i watched it and thought hmm

creepy ending with him walking off...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

Really?

I thought it was ok for the first bit of the film, but as soon as he got to Europe it just turned into a farce. It was fucking horrendous IMO. It was like Polanski was trying to make some hybrid of a Hitchcock film and a Dennis Wheatley book. And failing spectacularly.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

formerly

the Jeffrey Archer section

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

When I was in Spain once,

I had finished all the books I took with me to read. The only book I could find to read was a Jeffrey Archer book. It was fucking awful.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

once when I was in France I'd finished all the books I had with me

and the only book I could find was Day of the Triffids.

One of the best books ever. I read it twice. Good times.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

Once I read all the books by Anne Tyler.

I love Anne Tyler.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

I am unfamiliar with her works

I shall endeavour to rectify this.

TO eBay!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

E. Annie Proulx ftw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

okay...

*checks wallet....*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)

also - morning handsome

... what books would thee be a recommendin to me then? Or are they all good?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

The Shipping News

Might be the best book written by anyone.

Accordion Crimes is the only one I didn't get into.

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fuscous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

thanks

that's the one I've gone for then...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

Hope you enjoy it

PM me if you don't, I'll buy it off you and give it to someone!

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fuscous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

JG Ballard - Pretty much anything except Miracles Of Llife

Per Wahloo (& his missus) Any of the Martin Beck thrillers

The last few John le Carre's have been good.

DB Shan - Procession of the Dead

er, thinks... there's loads...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

John Wyndham is ace

I wish he'd written more books

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fuscous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)

The Midwich Cuckoos is a good one too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

The Chrysalids, the Kraken Wakes

also worth checking out.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)

"The Trouble with Lichen" is only okay.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

omg what a book indeed!

i have the audiobook somewhere if you are interested!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

you're a gent

and yes - I'm always interested in interesting things.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

its a goodun, well read etc.

i have loads and loads of awesome audio books such as dune (all of em), 1984, one flew over the cuckoos nest, triffids, enders game etc. the list goes on, i'll shove em on a dvd for ya if you so desire it, they are mp3s, gaz me your address *stalks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

did you burn your neck?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

The famous man looked at the red cup.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

the cup fell over

the drink in the cup spilled like it was a river spilling out of a giant cup.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)

If i want a book on bridges, sharks and helicopters

I know now where to go

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

the hidden b3ta section round back?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

Hah, with the magenta shelving

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

Don't be silly

they're all in the 'real' section

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

^^^

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

ha - yes

this

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

There's shops that sell books?!

I don't believe you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

they are vat free!

can you imagine?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

vat free

but full of salt

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

I buy them all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

levae some for the rest of us please

otherwise I'll have to read HEAT magazine or something.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

No, my books, hands off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

HEAT MAGAZINE

I don't know if you understand the seriousness of this!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hands off, hands off

You will probably learn to love heat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

YOU CUNT!

you can't read them all at the same time... at least hold one up to the window or something... doesn't even need to be a good one

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)

I will let you have the crap ones

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

score

how do you feel about Dostoevsky?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

Not read any, so i will be keeping them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

fine...

erm... Steven King! the bad ones... that'll give me something to do for a while.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

Have the steven king ones, they are toss

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

except The Stand

I fucking love that book. Makes great reading on a long hot summer afternoon.

The only one of his I've even vaguely enjoyed since Gerald's game is Cell. But that had sort of zombies in it.

Oh, and the Dark Tower books, obviously.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

I'd just put all of them in the "books about things that can be milked" section

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

yes! I like the religon section.

/controversial attention seeking blog

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

you seem to like advertising your bitterness quite often.

are you very short and fat?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

nope I'm tall and less fat than I was a few months ago.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

yay

I'm not very tall, but I'm less fat than I was a few months ago. B3ta W3ightwatch3rs ftw.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

I have at descended least by one kilogram in the past couple of weeks.

but just ate a piece of chicken skin, I feel so dirty, should I cut myself?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

you're all a bunch of bastards

I have stress eaten my way into another stone in the last month

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

I haven't got any in the last month, so I think were even.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

oh, believe me

we are faaaaaar from even....

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

have you read god is not great?

by christopher hitchins, its ace so it is

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

tish and pish that clearly belongs in the ridiculous section

hahahah

and no I haven't can't say I read a lot outside of my field, it's a failing I'll admit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

what field are you in?

if you dont mind me asking...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

applied maths, computational fluid dynamics.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

cool

so you make computer games then? :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

:) lovely.

Is the Icke section in the basement? I'm looking for a book that explains the light spectrum in easily understood panic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

have you checked out the ordering of the colours: roygbiv. It's a code man.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

code? that's the name of the chemical trails they shoot out of the telly at our children's heads

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

seven days...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

oh you mean the wavenumbers? the waves are classified by the damage they cause.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

BUT WHERE THE HECK IS MAGENTA??? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

'ning

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

not a real colour!

according to xenu!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

magentia is a tool of satan.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

gah, I meant to watch that programme about the 'Narnia code' last night

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

whats that all about then?

a code you say?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

morning

I'm off to sign on :-/

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

OH MY GOD THEY GOT TO YOU TOO!!11

I love the way they cut the 'mum' from that, as if it makes a fkin difference.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

God i hate her

Stop shouting, silly woman

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

her mums dead...but she talks to her on the phone about hair colour

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

AHHHH!

It's her! Now I get it ...

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

you can even hear her dead mum on the advert

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

It fucking freaks me out man!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

all of your freak out

mum

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)

i still call them 'sectoids', not 'greys'

thanks to that UFO: enemy unknown game i played many moons ago

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

there is a newer version of that great game called

"ufo extraterrestrial", it is shit. BUT there is an unofficial patch to make it ACE! :D

Look it up i implore you!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

nah - i dont have the patience for those sort of strategy games nowadays

was gonna buy halo wars, which in itself is a dumbed down, action RTS, but would rather play gears 2 or summit.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)

But at what cost ... ?

The owls, the horrible owls ...

;-)

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

Mornin' geezer!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

Howdy....

... this is getting scary, I got a twinge that you were about to post something... I felt it in me water...

But, Owls, really?

Will noone think of the dormice?

;-p

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

actually, there are many kittens, but few dormice in this compo

you should do something about that :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

laserwol

pew pew

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

perv perv

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

"Terrible film averted"

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

No film with effects that good

and accents so ridiculous could be considered completely terrible

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

aye

for what it was, and what it represented in terms of CGI achievements, it is an important milestone. plus, it stopped James Cameron making any more feature films.

now if only Michael Bay can do the same thing...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

*sobs*

but....but - what about the new Transformers film?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

Hahaha

If only they had had that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

beautiful

clicks

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

Yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

why aren't all ships fitted with LazerOwlz?

narrow sighted shipyard owners... think of the lives that could be saved and the fun which could be had...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

the cost is prohibitive

to train one laserwol costs the same as building a nuclear submarine

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

yes but laserOwls could be used to fend off Pirate attacks too

and you can't do that with a nuclear sub :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

I'm afeared that we're making a rod for our own back

... what if the LaserWols decide they don't want to stand on the front of ships... and instead decide they'd like to enslave the human race...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

that's where the atomic eagles come in

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)

*double takes*

what? where are we keeping them? and what if THEY decide they don't want to subjugate to us...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

that's what bird flu

was created for

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

At least it was going to be a soft landing ...

(... and I found this whilst looking - nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/titanic-jumbo-slide-disaster-fun-without-the-fear-of-drowning/)

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

ow! that's gotta sting :)

edit: that jumbo slide is so terribly wrong and yet looks like enormous fun.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

haha

damn right

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

"Right there and then, private Kitty knew he had to fight this one off"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

Hahaha

He narrowly escaped by playing McCartney's Pipes of peace.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)

I really believe pigeons are Nazi 's

they shit all over my balcony...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

They're not nazi they're alien invaders.

I've been all over the world and I'm yet to find a country which they haven't conquered,

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

Of all the times I was in China...

I saw about 3 of them, maybe. Well some fatish grey birds were roosting on a tower block, but I've never seen pigeons in the streets or even in the countryside there. Lots of Chickens though.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

In Asia I've seen them in

China, Japan, Vietnam, Laos, the Philippines, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysian and Indonesian. There's no escaping the bastards.

EDIT: WTF!!! ANother email from a complete twat. It basically said, 'We booked two people in a dorm and two people in a private as that was all that was available. We'd like to all stay in one room togeather. If you can't do this we awant a free pint beer each'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hmm, weird.

because I rarely, if ever, see them when I travel outside of Europe. Maybe they're just following you...OH SHI-

Edit: Why the hell would they want to all stay in the same room anyway? Keep an eye out, the swingers might be about. Or they just want to score free beer.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)

I really couldn't do your job

far too many chancers

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)

ha ha ha - I love people

I hope you tell them they're more than welcome to attempt to find alternative accommodation, but they will lose their deposit...

FUCKERS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)

I very politely replied

As the rooms they booked were the only ones available and they knew this when they booked they could, as far as I am concerned, they could go and bugger themselves with a cactus.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

well

as long as you offered to supply the cactus - remember good customer service is important...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

They get a free beer when they check in anyway

They were cruising for more.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

remember to wee in their beer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

Better still

I'll get them fosters:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

ha ha ha

the other guests drank all of the Fruuli, you get Tennants...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

fucking recession

everyone's turned into a try-it-on freebie grabbing tight snatch

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

Not too bad for my business.

HOstel offer budget accomodation and with the Euro being so strong against the Real Money I'm going to clean up this Summer:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

shirley the hostel should be kept clean anyway

not just once every so often when the pound is low?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

Naa

The dust stick to the rats

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

not so peaceful these days

(MP3J part2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

since the divorce

can he not afford food?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

*fears*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

Post-Beatles McCartney FTW!

\o/

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

lovely!

have a hitler yoyo

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Why isn't he using a yoyo with a swastika design on it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

lol! he is!

you have to pause it tho! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

Looks more like a skull and bones to me

anyway, please continue ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

pirate hitler is pirating

FACT

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)

the resistance destroyed the supply train of swastika yoyo's

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

Were they made in Japan?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

I like this

But hasn't C_kick done something similar?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

i think i beat him to this one!

i could be wrong tho, i did it 18 months ago?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

Ha, very good

Oh, I remember the killing fields of the Dam

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

^ What a helmet

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

Bet they polish them every night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)

Hahaha

Pigeons are stupid

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

either that

or GCSEs are getting easier

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

They are

I should know... I typeset them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)

No they are just stupid

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

and

GCSEs are getting easier...

*sings* it's the circle of li-ii-iife

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

I don't know, the last exam i took i was 12 years ago

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

if the last exam you took was 12 years ago

and you forget 8% of stuff you know per year, but you started drinking regularly 10 years ago increasing this rate to 14%, how much of what you used to know can you still remember now?
Remember to show your working out.

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

*krchh* this is private kitty *krchhh* ... I'm trapped on Pigeon Street

... gonna have to go long distance Clara on their asses... *krchh* tell my wife I said Miowww

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

also

did catnippp send everyone a gaz last night or am I special... haven't read it yet. Looked like it contained MSG

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

nope..but maybe it's because I think he's a fake cunt

what does it say?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

I was just thinkning this exact same thing

when I was reading the email... I think it might be Mediocre... the Gaz mentioned something about Sweden and he's from around there or summin init.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

Every time I fart my chemtrail follows me for days

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)

that'll be all the non-specific "barium salts..."

and drying agents (why is he het up about Aluminium phosphate?)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

why would mediocre kid-on he was catnippp?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

he wouldn't

you're right... I need a better theory... *narrows eye*... no - it's probably not you either...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

if it was anyone it'll be pasanodick

I just think Catnippp posts some guy he knows work..things don't add up

and I quote

"This art is free to use for non-profit individual purposes and blogs. I encourage you to openly distribute to others with
the hope it will educate, enlighten, deprogram, and at least, entertain."
~David Dees

^This was written by someone who can string a sentence together,
Catnippp on the other hand can't...

sheeple?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

aaah, Sweden

famous for its cheese, tulips and clogs

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

RACIST PIG

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)

yeah he was mumbling something about chemtrails....

I hope the government make drug trails...everyone would be much happier.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

I got one

My first!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

I've seen this before..

or something very much like it.

ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

wotcha

ha - nice sig - how's the job scenario looking? You had any luck?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

had an interview on wed for a sign writing company...have to wait until they finish interviews

not 'real' graphic design or what I want to do...but it's a job :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)

well - I hope you get it if it helps you out

but I hope something more like what you want comes along too.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

yup..thank you :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

Feline SAS!

He'll fight to the death.
Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

hahaha aaaaaw

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

You should compo this

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

do these fit?

satire isn't what it was...

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new_matt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

For me?

You shouldn't have!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

Awwwwwwww terrist puppiez

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)

That reminds me.

I think it was the sun today. Had the headline about that binty that got hit by a batton by police at the protests.
Headline, 'IT WAS LIKE I GOT BEATEN UP BY THE TALIBAN'
FFS!

it's very good and equally hard to woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)

How did he/she know what it's like to get beaten up by the fucking taliban?

Did they use IEDs?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Roll playing in bed with hubby:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

'Right dear, I'll put on this beard, and you'll be an American tank'

*rubs thighs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

'Right dear, You put on the beard and get ready for my American tank.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

That's glorious Max at work right there

I read she's gonna make £50,000 even if she doesn't win her case against the Met.

I'm off to abuse a copper and get hit right now

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

in a sexah way?

Actually it was The Star. I just remembered that The Sun were claiming that Gordon Ransey used £1.92 ready meals at his post restaurants. A quick scan of the page re-states some food is made in advance and cost from that price.
Dur! You don't see them saying ZOMG a two pound coke in Macdonaldscost about three pence to make.
If they're going for the same percentage that £1.92 meal would cost just under £127!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

That article is appalling...

They are picking on his gastropubs, not even his restaurants.

And I'm sure a 500% markup isn't that unuasual in most restaurants, as you say of Maccy D's.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

YEah. 200% to about 4/500.

THey don't pick on their shareholding fastfood chains do they. I happen to know for a fact that a margretta pizza at Pizza Hut sells at £8.99 and costs 7p to make and cook. That's a 12,843% fucking mark up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

hahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)

Doggie

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Yes!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

they're lovely

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

hahah

ace! That bag on the guys head should have a smiley face painted on it though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

just pearoast this here.....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Hold On, Hold On, Hold On!

www.b3ta.com/board/9364445

oh nevermind - I see you caught it...

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tubaman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)

Now my shirt design

So wow that's a neato what now right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)

Good enough to be sued.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)

mini TJ about some really quite impressive, world class laziness.

Bare in mind that this was sent from someone currently residing one floor above.

Dear Staff of riverghostel`s hovewl of a hostel,

is it possible to borrow a hair dryer from the reception?

thank you,

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

Just reply with

Yes, is is possible

or no if it isn't

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)

Anything's possible!

...just not that possible.

Or just say it's impossible, that the hairdryer only works with the special electricity in their home or is grafted to his groin somehow.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

You should call the police immediately

It's probably some scheme to con you out of all of your receptionist hair dryers.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)

Unfortunately I only have normal ones

If I had the receptionist ones I'd be off down the pub.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)

Sounds like a terrorist

inform the authorities immediately

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

"Only if you answer three riddles and then run the gauntlet of pain"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)

hahahahahha! awesome :D

ningles everyone! Yay for Fridays!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:14, archived)

I yay for friday too!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)

ningles steve

FRIDAY!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)

nings JS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)

Available on spreadshirt?

*wondering if he can wear it at work...*

Love it!

Ning boardies, everyone in for a Isketch session @ 5(4 for the Dutchies) o clock?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)

I never isketched before

I fear it may disappoint me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)

if you're tired of doing something usefull....than It's a great relieve

and full off possibilities to draw live cdc's

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)

it's actually quite good... Helps if you have a graphics tablet though...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)

That reminds me to hook mine up for today

WACOM yay

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)

I might give it a go if I'm not too busy then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)

this would be

an ace tshirt

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)

fix your profile you lazy bitch

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

Hahaha

Ace!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)

It is george lucas shagging the franchise up the arse

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)

did you see the SP episode that George Lucas & Steven Spielberg were raping Indiana Jones?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)

Nope

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)

here you go

gawker.com/5061631/was-south-parks-indiana-jones-rape-too-much

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)

Haha, ace :)

Somebody will probably steal that and put it on a t-shirt.

(

Monty Propps, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)

I've already ordered mine :-)

put my name on it too

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)

Ha, then you're too early

I just made a cleaner version here.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)

Arrrrr!

just kiddin'

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)

I knew you were

I just needed a reason to spam the link to the better version ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)

Hahaha

I always love your stuff

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)

I'm sorry mate but you've been beaten to it.

I have the whole collection. Obviously yours is much nicerer:D

'ningles all.

EDIT: Yes I do have an iron before you 'orrible lot ask.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)

'ning sir

How's you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)

I do teh dooes like teh Betty Boos.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)

Lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)

Plus the forecast for ye Olde Londinium way for Saturday to Tuesday is fabby sun.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)

I want to come back to london

Need to get away this weekend, my twat of a brother is coming up, so i don't want to be here at all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)

YOu could build a little for in Hyde Park and camp out there staring suspiciously at any passers by.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)

Do you have an iron?

I would have been very surprised if it hadn't bindun, really

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)

They also did

Darth Vader pruning a nice topery deathstar.
Han and Leia holding an extremely hairy new born baby with Chewwie tiptoping off in the distance and Darth taking a couple of mini AtAts for a walk on a lead.:D
Whilst being fuunny the aryword was pretty chumby though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

AH!

I have the Vader pruning one. It's called the Dark Side of the Garden :D
Didn't know there were more of them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

hehehe

Response so far has been a little strange

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)

Response so far has been strange

'NING!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)

Hehe ning geoffrey

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

Response so far has strange

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

Why? is there a disturbance in the board?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)

something something...strange

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)

Thats quite lovely. Circumcised reflection. Hidden penis grid G4:A3

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

You sank my battleaxe

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)

I was aiming for your courgette

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)

Could you aim

for my stage manager?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:51, archived)

Stop swaying it like that and I'll have a crack.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)

Oooh, that's very lully

reminds me of a little painting I bought in Prague.

Good morning all you people!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)

Good morning.

Although it's the red-eyed end of it for me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:21, archived)

I appreciate waking up to this

so thanks for staying up late ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)

Boat don't go in sky, silly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)

Obey basic physics little boat!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)

If they did, they certainly would have some kind of chemtrails behind them

Morning sir! Feeling better?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:24, archived)

Morning sir. No, taking the day off, still got the damn headache.

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)

I'm really fine

Got up too early again, but I just made a big pot of earl grey and I'm watching some storm clouds gather after a week of clear blue skies.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:34, archived)

Meant to get storms here, hope so, i watching a good storm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:44, archived)

Haven't had any good storms here for a while. But I too enjoy watching a good storm.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)

More so when you get some good lightening

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)

BOATS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Subtle blue blend is subtle. AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:24, archived)

I CAN SEE FOREVER

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:31, archived)

I CAN NOW HEAR DEAN MARTIN SINGING IN THE TOWN SQUARE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)

Have it

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)

glorious.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)

That tower looks pissy to me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:06, archived)

Ha ha ha....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)

Haha

thanks guys :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Yea! Floaty Hover Boat type thing!

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:33, archived)

ooo lovely

the ~~star~~ boat of Bethlehem

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)

Lovely as ever

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:56, archived)

This is indeed lully

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)

I see no ships!

That is most woosome!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

i love this! is it vectors?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

Oooh, that is very lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

that's nice

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

From January of this year, modified

for any possible RIS:
adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2009/03/jack-in-the-box-mascot-lives-still-a-big-tool.html

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tubaman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)

Hello. Have you ever stopped to think about chemtrails?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)

Freemasons like a bit of aluminium phosphate in their bong mix.

Takes the edge off the flight.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)

Have you ever considered letting the illuminati into your life?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)

I have read about them on some sites

don't know for sure one way or the other at this point.

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tubaman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)

Aluminum phosphate and barium salts are bad. They're in the sky. The government will shit on your grave.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)

Actually it's red pandas doing it. Red pandas are behind the government.

It's all about the aspartame.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)

"Did you forget to look up at the sky and observe chemtrails, or are you waiting for the TV to tell you about reality."

Apparently that's a statement, not a question.

I LIKE YOUR PANDA LINK.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)

"learn the difference with this 30 second clip I shot here in Sweden"

I want to visit Sweden. Possibly I should pander to Catnippp, I daresay he has powerful friends.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)

His friends are armed with hate for the government and DRUGS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)

I notice that the final time he says "contrail" in that video he is pointing the camera at a different part of the sky

where there is no contrail, in order to demonstrate that the contrail has disappeared. What's his game? Is he being misleading for fun and profit, or deceiving himself? Maybe the deception is justified by the necessity of getting the message across.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:37, archived)

I gather he must be some kind of psychology student, testing our reactions to utter bollox

It's the only sane explanation

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)

though it has been insinuated that I pronounce aspartame wrong...

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:11, archived)

I eat them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)

Hahaha I just got two very long and very similar gazzes from catnipppp

He's such a tiresome individual

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:22, archived)

Kiss me Harvey!

www.harveys.ca/eng/site.php

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)

America's golden boy

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)

Watch out little boy, he'll teabag you.

Or fist you. Not exactly sure which is implied there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)

It is my experience that fisting doesn't exclude teabagging

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:26, archived)

LOL!

I'm sure there is a pose or two on a south-asian temple to support that thesis.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)

the boy

looks artificial

like he's rendered or something

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Ratsta, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)

unimpressive trouser bulge

unlike gordon brown who's built for lady pleasing

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)

OH HEIL

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)

haha

Have this:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)

Hello.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)

I just got home and received the funnest message:

video
True science is observation and comparing two knowns for an analysis. Did you forget to look up at the sky and observe chemtrails, or are you waiting for the TV to tell you about reality. How do explain a disappearing contrail in the same video shot as a chemtrail? I shot this yesterday, Contrails Disappear, Chemtrails Don't for hours.

Contrails disappear because they are simply frozen water vapor, Chemtrails do not because they are aluminum phosphate and barium salts, they linger and spread out into a milky haze whiting out the sky, all by design, learn the difference with this 30 second clip I shot here in Sweden www.youtube.com/watch?v=vETM8CnUZ1o
(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr, 22:56, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)

It's the flying jeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwws.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)

How do explain?

How do explain, Tahkcalb?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)

How do, to you too.

As to the explain... it was the jews. Or flying imams, the negros, Mexicans or the Chinese.
One is never sure with right-wing nutbars. They move the goal posts faster than a jet plane.

On the other hand one could point out that the airplanes are flying at different altitudes.
As to any possible deposits in the trails...I might suggest a spectroscope would be
of more use than a video camera. But that would be no fun for them at all. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)

He has a very nice voice

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)

It's true, I could imagine him narrating some audio books

fireside mystery ghost detective stories, sort of thing. He should do that instead of being wrong about stuff.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:30, archived)

actually that's perfect with this playing in the background

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvveb40QVJs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:15, archived)

ALL HEIL BREAKS LOOSE IN 3D!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)

It's just after tea and the Jew is 244 without loss.

The Master Race is bringing out notorious pace bowler Albert Speer.

I have to go to work.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)

Hahahaha

For some reason, all the 'die you dick' images make me giggle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:28, archived)

OH HEIL, HITLER

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)

O HEIL, ADOLF

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)

o heil!

HAHAH!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)

just because i really hate the smug looking twat on the adverts

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)

It's funny because it's true.

www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=93315

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:35, archived)

the cunt

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)

His wife would object to the use of that language.

She's a cunt.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:39, archived)

Ahhh Tipper.

The Ramones even made a song about you.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)

I think it should be mandatory to slag that slag every few years.

Stupidity of that nature should be commemorated, often!
Fucking shitty classist racebaiting faux-pious hag!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)

I wanna be sedated?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)

Pet Cemetary

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)

Your Cunt of a Wife is a Fascist Troglodyte

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)

ALL I WANT IN THIS WORLD IS A LITTLE BLOOD AND GORE. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)

Think he might have been a bit more chilled

and less of a genocidal maniac if he had a parrot as a friend

Click for uncompressed version

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)

Cor!

Top animation! *click*

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)

You are very patient.

Woo.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)

I am very

~~patient~~ tired

Took 7 hours from start to finish. I really should go to sleep - I have to be up in 3 hours :(

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)

hahah

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)

_o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)

excuse my ignorance (and tiredness)

but what does this mean : _o/

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)

Left engine on fire.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

ah, cheers

that makes sense now

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)

He wants you to join his semaphore club.

It's just the two of you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)

9 o'clock

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)

of course

er

it's 4 o'clock though

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

\o/ nazi style.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)

doh

I suddenly feel very stupid for not guessing that :-o

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

ah, it is hitler time

shame I won't be awake to see it.

night all. And thanks for the comments. It's nice to know it was worth it :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)

G'night

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)

CYA!

Check FP when you awaken. We've clicked it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)

checked

:(

ah well, I didn't make it to get on the FP. Honest.

/sulks in corner

thanks for all the clicks folks :)

EDIT : OK, I was too hasty. Thanks folks :-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

\o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o

oh hail!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)

hoi hitler! you've got a blaaady chicken on yer arm!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)

That's a thing of beauty.

I know where that's going :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)

cheers :)

a prize* if you recognise the parrot

*remember kids, it's just for fun, there aren't actually any real prizes on offer

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)

Does it have anything to do with the word "corknut"?

His name was Alex, if it's the parrot I'm thinking of.

www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=an-interview-with-alex-the-african

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)

I want to say HOVER BACON.

But I know that's not right.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)

I'd say it's wrong on a number of levels

but it is funny.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)

Hover bacon is good.

Scrotum is altogether something else.

But really, the hover bacon parrot is far less active. No 180 turn.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)

I have been going through the features on this site

www.chickenhead.com/

freaking gold mine

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)

damn, i hate it when this happens at work

ACCESS DENIED

You were denied access because: Access denied by WebWasher DynaBLocator content category. The requested URL belongs to the following category: Swimwear, Lingerie, and Nudity.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

"Links to well known anti-christian parody site" is likely the real reason.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:35, archived)

They're as old as the internet, and every bit as awesome.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)

Haha they've got a Betty Bowers link.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)

I reckon it's a "Little Corella", Cacatua Sanguinea.

One bit me on the finger when I was 8. I still have the scar. This event was also the occasion for lonelybadger's First Very Loud Public Swear, which really thrilled the lady owner of the wildlife park involved. And my mum.

Hitler deserves a savage parrot. A corella is perfect.

If you need to know the identity of the individual corella in the film, I sadly cannot oblige.

(lonelybadger, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)

awww

excellent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

polly wanna matza

*click*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

WOW

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Shlvng, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)

Fuck a duck, Cluck!

To quote Keanu Reeves:

"Whoa---"

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)

ヽ(´▽`)/

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:03, archived)

This is super lovely

and 1000 posts isn't really a milestone anyway

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:36, archived)

5280 might be.

Or better yet, whatever the distance is between posts. 36" is
mentioned as a standard for fences, so 1760 for a milestone.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)

This is dedicated rotascoping and a thing of lovely :D

have a click and a woo *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)

Win for Animation....

.....and user name

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Sheep!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

I love the little bounces he does

wyh

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mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Deserved FP. Great effort.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

woo-excellent stuff:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

That is dancing disturbingly well to

"Predict the Day" by Ladytron...

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

Bindun?

It's a picture of Che Guevara but I'v added a smooth kind of threshold effect to it

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)

communist

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)

CHE CHE CHE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)

'ning

hope no roaming kitties wake me.

there, andimanated... i'm going to bed now!

(Floz sells fried objects, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)

animate, damnit!

edit: fuck yea! Woo!

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

It is sweet though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)

haha

I should be asleep

but I'm awake

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebrbrbr

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)

hahaha

it animated!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

I'm craving a boiled egg

on toats

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

awww

shit it's 4:14

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)

AWwwwwwww luff

I has been mostly making poached eggs lately. Mmmmmmmmm

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)

I foolishly left my poacher somewhere

as a reward, have an airship video

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:19, archived)

They really do make the best of friends.

It was a marriage made in heaven

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)

LOOK AT MY FUCKING EGG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)

Yes.

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Grampa, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)

Yes!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)

LOOK AT HIS egg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)

SRSLY THO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)

His egg is a crock!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)

Official Compo break: here's some arty farty crap

Click for bigger (267 kb)

HDR is fun :)

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Tosh and Becks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

Oooh, is nice.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)

previous in this wee series

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Tosh and Becks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)

These are great but this one ^ does not have a blue hose in it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 7:34, archived)

Yes, it is.

But I'm still hacking about trying to get bracketing
to work right on my cheap ass camera. Looks nice, woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)

If you use a tripod you can't really go wrong

7 exposures is best I've found, as long as you're capturing some detail then they are useful. These two are both a single shot processed to hell.

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Tosh and Becks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)

Slow speed of takes on the silly thing and the look of the light changes.

And/or things move on me. Almost 4 seconds between shots.
Although scripting now works on recent build and I'll have
another go at some this weekend. It's sub 2 seconds that way.

I've had better luck with interior shots, obviously, but not really
anything that looks good enough to show off yet. That second
one above is also very nice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)

A cheap(ish) camera capable of raw images might be the way to go if you are seriously interested

something like a canon g9

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Tosh and Becks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)

Yeah. I have an A470 (I did say cheap ass). [/;-D

And have borrowed a couple other Canon models off and on.
Been messing with CHDK. It's a lot of fun to write for.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)

I think i like you :D

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Tosh and Becks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)

I did an HDR once

www.flickr.com/photos/85837452

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)

Me three

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)

I would give my left kidney

and my first born to the bloke who invents a 32 bit monitor and a 21 stop camera. Things would be so much prettier

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Tosh and Becks, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)

Very nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)

cats love balloons

or rather, popping balloons

edit: didn't like nohands in the foreground like that...

(Floz sells fried objects, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)

OH MY GOD!!

OH, THE HUMANITY!! OH MY G... Oh, look at teh ickle kitteh... Awwwwwwww! ^-^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)

BAD CAT

YOU DONE FINDLINBERGED!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)

If the hindenburg hadn't gone down, we'd still have more blimps =(

I've not seen nohands in ages though :D D'aaaw!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)

pffffffffffft

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)

pffft!

oh the humanikitty

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)

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