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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

I feel like its going to blast off into space any second

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

Dave! Hello

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

That's lovely :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

I really like this :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

i'm really liking the look of this thing

got a really nice creepy air, kind of reminds me a little of the "sub-machine" games.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

This looks post-apocalyptic

The lighthouse-keeper, far from civilisation, is now one of the last surviving humans, living off the land and polluted seas as best he can.
And every night, he lights his beacon, shining it out to sea to let the world know that somewhere, there is another. There is hope.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

Lovely shading

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

Who would want to be a cat in Beijing? Not me...

Not just TOAP. This is TOAP and TOABoR = Toap On A Bowl of Rice.

(Guizmeaux, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

hahaha

and aaaaaaaaaaw:(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

Hahaha!! Splendid-o!

:D

_{Diarrhoea, perchance? ;)}

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

"Diarrhoea, perchance? ;)"

Oh, FFS yes.

"Mr. I-have-to-bite-my-tongue-when-I-see-a-mis-spelling" is suitably corrected, sir. Thank you.

:-D

(Guizmeaux, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Leave those trains alone, Tiddles.

(Apologies for seams)

(Erythrocyte, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)

Haha

Blimey hes cross

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

Awww, kittins.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

bad tiddles!
*deploys riot hose*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

oh dear-extra baggage slowin' him down

really wanted this goin'much faster....anyone help?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

its the future of cross country post !

or drug smuggling ! lovely :D

(JoePesky, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

ace idea

better than swallowing condoms(i've had enough o'that game)...:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

haha looking at his eyes he's already swallowed

his personal supply !!

(JoePesky, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

haha

one's just burst:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

hehehe

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

It's the dawning of the bag age . . .

looks like he's choppin' along just fine . . . DING . . . oh bell hopper !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

cheers:)

*orders two slices o' bread(wi'jam)...:D*

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

JAMNOG, WHERE'S JAMNOG

www.teddy-babes.com/furry.html

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

dear fucking god O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

The FAQs page is amazing

Q: Can I return my Teddy Babe if I don't like it?

Unfortunately, no. While we strive to satisfy our customers in every reasonable way, the nature of the product must require that all sales be final.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

they are lacist towards blacks dolls

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

I think above you may have meant

Deer fucking Dog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

Good, I don't want a doll that someone has jizzed in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

That pretty much sums up my reaction also.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

how desperate have you got to be, to shag one of them?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

"Lips also vary in style and color from character to character, and are made of sleek, kissable latex rubber."

That's really depressing.

Also, no anal slot. GTFO.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

Do they come with a little bag of snot

for the authentic cold nose?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

do they come with lady jam?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

hahaha

Q: Is the plush insert leak resistant?

To an extent, yes. Some dampness may seep through; and if that's a concern, each Teddy Babe comes with a thin plastic "sheath" that can be inserted into the doll's body cavity before you place the plush insert inside. It will then act as a barrier between the interior of the doll and the fabric of the plush insert.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

And it'll stop your teddy babe getting preggers ;)

Although at $700 a pop maybe you could start a little business with 'her' offspring

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

The letters are good :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

I don't want it then

No bum hole, no sale

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

I can think of better ways to spend that amount of money

How much does it cost to buy a Teddy Babe love doll and how soon do you deliver?

Teddy Babes retail at $700.00 each plus S&H. Credit Card will not be billed until doll orders are about to ship. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for delivery. For multiple love doll orders, we will also take $150 off the price of each love doll purchased reducing the price to $550.00 per doll plus S&H.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

multiple ones? won't they get jealous?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

good lord....

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)

sweet jesus

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

go go go go go!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

TJ: Does anyone know how to remove identical pixels on seperate layers in photoshop?

Difference blending sort of does it but messes with all the colours as well.

Just trying to find the method such that if I draw on a picture it can delete all the identical pixels except for the ones where I drew on it, though obviously for something more practical like photography.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

you can copy the difference result and paste it to a new layer

then mess around with the brightness or use a threshold adjustment, and turn it into a selection (ctrl click on its layer thumbnail)

That should select the non-identical areas, for you to do whatever you want with them.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

except you have to click in the channels window not the colour thumbnail.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

The only problem with that is that you still get a black background which you have to select and delete manually and it always seems to give crappy edges.

There doesn't seem to be any way to just either delete identical pixels or select identical pixels. What the fuck photoshop?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

is the quickmask thing any use or does this

specifically need two identical layers?

the crappy edges are because a pixel is either identical or not, feathering the selection or blurring the image might help.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

The quickmask thing does work with lots of steps, but it still has problems around colours and will delete all blacks not just the black from the difference blend.

Pretty sure that method wouldn't work for video though. But I swear I've heard people extracting the backgrounds from videos purely by having a static shot clear from any people/objects, as an easy alternative to green screen, so how the fuck did they do it then?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

There are add and subtract blending options hidden somewhere.

In the "apply image" and "calculations" commands. Just reading about this in the help. Might do the job somehow. Or not.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

I tried them, doesn't seem to work.

STUPID PHOTOSHOP!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)

think i get what you're after now

I'll have a go and see if I can work it out

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

Ahhh it's called difference masking when you do it for video, that's helped finding a lot of tutorial links.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'd like to know how to do that too

could be used to extract moving objects from movies.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)

Unless you're just wanting a quickmask

press Q and you can draw what you want removed, then press Q again and Delete.
Before you delete it you might need to invert the selection (Ctrl+Shift+I)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

wheeeeeee!!

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

yay!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

I love this!

However I'm curious - why are the rotors different colours?

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Shlvng, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

cheers

source pick(model helicopter)only one visible leading edge...decided to paint the other blade..totally overlooking said curio..(i should have painted both)...*offers refund*:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

haha no refund necessary

I am perfectly happy with the slightly imperfect version :)

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Shlvng, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

great stuff

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

thankies

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

I had a long wait in the hospital today.

So I did a sketch of my german pointer. His name is Biffa. Thank you.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

That's a nice dog.

Get well soon.

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zoldergoose, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

This sentiment

with kitten, ice cream, sunshine, lollypop, raindows and Kelly Brook's norks!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

He seems lully.

He looks to have very lully eyes there.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

There is a photo of him in my profile

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

D'aaaaw!

His fur looks to be half sheep in some strange way.

He seems ace.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

I think your profile link's broken.

I clicked it and ended up in the 90s.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

arf-good old days:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

I am rather old :(

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

I'd be worried if you were on here and couldn't remember the 90s, though.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

I have this in desktop size if you want.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Now do Titminster

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Google images doesn't show me the needed sign.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Shame

How about Knutsford?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Nope.

IT has nice olde picture on that searchthough.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Knackersville?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Nope.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

*mutters subversively*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

Wait what, just photoshop it?

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

Bad Trelly!

*shakes finger in admonishment*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Mmmm, fingers

/hand fetish

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Haha that took me far too long

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Stay on the scene

Like a fax machine.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

You're a loon, you know that?

*clix*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Plus you're on my list of Excellent Names. With Fetid Mimsy, Pew! Pew! Pew! Lasers! and such.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

*telexes*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

We got a new fax today, that was my inspiration.
It's amazing, I think it's from space.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Cool beans!

Does it make Potato Rosti?

That'd be good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

It doesn't jam

Yet. And it's fast, and doesn't have a noise that connotes "oh fuck, not another fax." At least not yet.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

All to the good, in that case...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Night sir

Have a good weekend

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

hahah

who bought the first ever fax machine?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Reminds me of Paul Merton

The first Underground station ever opened was Baker Street in 1906. What was the point of that? Where would you go?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Baker Street, duh.

You're such a dumbarse sometimes, Bela.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

*sigh* I'm not Bela, I'm 'is DAD. And he's dead, so I'm a bit upset about it, alright?

*awkwards*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I heard Nouvelle vague's version on the way home

soopoib!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Have you heard their Love Will Tear Us Apart?

Tres bon.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Their version of Making Plans For Nigel....

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I got both albums

not a duffer on them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

You are a man of style, charm and good taste, I've always said so, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

\o/

If only everyone in the world thought the same as you it would be a lovely fluffy place to live

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Some mental architecture though

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

I'm prepared to go with that....

;-)

*swirls cape, and vanishes into the lowering gloom*

Farewell, my fellow travellers - see you............ later!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Have a good un fella

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

You too, sir...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

thats who it is! I heard it in the pub last night and I kept thinking "caberet voltaire? no of course not."

its ace.

not anywhere near as good as XTC though. one of the prides of my dads record collection is the press edition of English Settlement

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I had

Life Begins at the Hop on clear vinyl, and my borther nicked it when he left home saying I wouldn't look after it.

Git

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

wow..... he is a git.

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

0_0

I may have to burglerise your parent's house.

*desires*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

his collection is incredible.

my biggest envy is the first edition Dark Side of the Moon. Though my 180g 30th anniversary edition has a much better tone

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

:-(

last time I try and have a joke with you, grumpytits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Me no grumpy, me happytiems. *hugs*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

*worrys*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

The 'English Style Pub' in Fort Worth?

www.sherlockspubco.com/Main.aspx

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Oh Christ.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I know, it's wrong on every level of wrongosity

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

I know someone in Fort Worth.

Through a different internets. I shall ask her if she's familiar with it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

I hope, for both her and your sake, that she isn't....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

hahahahaha

suddenly O'Niells doesn't seem quite so bad...

...actually...now i think of it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

hahaha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

dial on up!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

HAHAHAAH!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Get Up Error 401

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

hahaha

love it

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Hahahahaha

smashing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

Yay Skippy

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

THIS IS IDENTICAL TO THE LAST POST

IN EVERY SINGLE DETAIL

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Tis not like

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

RIGHT DOWN TO THE LAST PIXEL

IT'S AMAZING!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

^ Fact

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Die skippy die

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

that skippy-eye view

is un-nerving.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

i dont know why, but this made me LOL

i think its just the rubbishness of the legless kangaroo moving up and down once at the end!

I like :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

hahahahha!

right, time to go home. Byeeee!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Bye

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

nice idea

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Oopsie!

Click for YouTube version

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Very nicely done, chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

you should see it in 720x400 super shinyness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

It'd make my parts explode, probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

haha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

Fwaps...

That is realy nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

That's great :)

Has a *click*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

*accepts graciously*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

aw....it's clearly an accident!

that's bloody lovely, Mr. Toast.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

oh my

that is quite wonderful

well worthy of a *click*

EDIT : Just watched the YouTube version. That is stunning work. If I had a cap, I would doff it in your general direction.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

ta muchly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Look.

We've talked about you doing talented things on here before haven't we?
It's not big and it's not ~~clever~~ deep fried, battered and covered in hundreds and thousands.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Wonderful!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Wowsers!

Wonderful!

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fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

very nicely animated, sire

Did you animate the walk, or did you fake it? I hate animating walk cycles.

Im uploading a 200-odd MB video to youchoob right now and its taking a godawful amount of time. Is this normal? I shall unleash it upon links when i am done.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

yep, the whole walk, stop, stagger back, run forward

I hate walks too :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

erk - you gots the skillz!

I wouldnt have bothered as you dont see the legs.

Oh, and cr3 - i am using firefox, but im getting a progress bar. Its going very very slowly.

I have got a 4 gig torrent on the go, but only at 20k/s

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

you do in the uncropped version :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

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Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

"The choice is made! The traveller has come!"

very woo :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

are you a god?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Gozer the Gozerian; good evening!

as a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity & return forth-with to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Excellent stuff

Are you drawing the character or is it stop frame?

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

it's 3d animated

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Is that Flat Eric

is verr nice

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

aaaawww, you can't blame him

it was an accident!
'bye all, time for couch, quilt and lemsip.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Beautifully done, sir!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Fuck me, that's the shit right there.

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

just beautiful. The expression as the first building goes is wonderful.

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mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

You Sir,

are fucking funny... have a biscuit!

(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

noice!

*click*

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

This is superb

Truly superb.

I hesitate to imagine how long this took (in fact I can't really do so since i have no idea how you went about it).

Does he kick the building behind in the uncropped version? Can't wait to see it.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

just backs in to it

audio done, uploading to YouTube in a tick

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

hahaha-wonderful :)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

hehehe leg it!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Lovely as usual Mr Toast

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Hahaha,

love the youtube version.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

wonderfully done

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

great

stuff

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I love this and think it should win and stuff

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

The Beast lay in wait for her unsuspecting victim...

I don't think my little girl will notice...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

no, of course not!

even so, it might be a good idea to find out where your local build-a-bear shop is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

That's what Glitter said.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

nice job

she'll never know :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

what's going on here?

not a repost or a work in progress? Why are you not threadwasting?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

fuck, did I miss another memo?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

perfect!

He looks better, in fact.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

He looks far better now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

the top eye is removable now, so technically it's an upgrade

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

iTeddy 2.0

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

*disapproves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

i like the last frame

i see it as one eye, a nose, and that thread on the brown bit as a mouth going 'o noes'
the nose is his goatee

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

hahahahaha

love the end result

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

Poor Ted!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

(pearoast for compo)

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

....good

is that Harold Shipman who's also missing there?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Harold Shipman, Peter Kay, the virgin Mary and some bird out of the porn small ads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

You rang?

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fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Peter Kay?

;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

HA!

Yes :(

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fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Like I'd ever call you 'some bird'

not at all. It'd be 'some bird I kind of know' if anything :D *ducks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Charmed.

You should hear some of the things I've been called today, bloody work. I also had the immortal line: "But her HIGHNESS is DEMANDING the blanket box for Monday!" thrown at me, which was nice. I might put it on a business card.

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fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

blanket box!

What do you do?! Sounds comfy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Furniture maker

Not nearly comfy enough, but I do get to steal lots of fabric for robot making crafty joys :D

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fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Wow. What a cool, cool job.

*jealouses all over your face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

I bet that is a great job

Knowing that there are people out there living in a world of comfort thanks to you.

My practical skills go about as far as cooking, even then it's like "Boil water... what am I a chemist?"

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

I always ring

But no one picks up :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Aww.

Start using a megaphone.

(

fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

I have no luck

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

NB: wandering around London screaming 'FANNY' through a megaphone

may get you arrested for disturbing the peace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

It maybe me only way

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Never.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

It probably will be

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

I also answer to interpretive dance

and the gentle shake of a bottle of Gordons.

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fannycradock, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

hahahahaha

poor Mr Flibbles

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Rape lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

haha

I'm shit at drawing with a mouse

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

~~with a mouse~~

/ obvious :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

ha!

you got them didn't you!

*shakes fist*
*lubes fist*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

cat is not penguin!

*resists the urge to sing "na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Shipmaaaaaaann!!!"*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Colouring part of something I posted in the gay shift

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

NSFW!

Guy blokey with this meat in hand!

Woo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

IT appears to be a rare steak.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

why is it rare? Is it from a tiger or some other endangered species?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

A meattruck.

A truck created by magic and SCIENCE.

MADE OF MEAT

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRNK

^mating call of the meattruck, is that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

If only there were two of them ;_;

Then the species would survive!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

We need to cross-breed them with refrigerated vans.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

you gals is mentalists

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

No you.

Are you not interested in the preservation of a large and tasty animal?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

for just £4 a month

you could help save this majestic beast. if we do nothing, your children and your children's children will never know the joy of seeing a herd of wild freezermeat vans running across the asphalt plains.
please, give generously, or the next time you see one of these magnificent creatures it will be in a museum.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Gay shift indeed:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

gay shift seems somehow fitting

tis very nice, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

It's very fitting to many of my works =)

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

First thing I thought was 'Hexachordal'

which says all sorts of things about me. That's very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Pffft, thanks.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

he certainly

looks gay

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Team Fortress is filled with only males.

Therefore they're all gay. Especially scout.

Especially blonde scouts.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

there are rumours that the pyro is a woman

Note that in the respawn room, if you look at the clothes lockers, there is a flowery purse in the pyro's locker.
media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/27121/856884-ctf_2fort0000_super.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

I know.

I've read a fanfiction which says other reasons to the purse. Such as it being made by the pyro on the other team, being a present from their girl back at home or just that the pyro likes flowery purses.

I've read many fanfictions, discussions and seen much fanart. There's a person called P-RO who makes the most wonderfully shiny art.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

lots of soldiers in wars are males

does that mean that they all make a sex in the bunkers and barracks?

Actually....i dont want to know.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Yup.

They have bumsex all night long.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

i do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

racist

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Very nice...

And, if I may be so bold, rather gay.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Twink4U indeed.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

ya...

twinktastic!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

" as a hedge "

/Stephen Fry blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Pfffft.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Do you still have the uncensored edgey?

Nice drawing, also :D

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Yup.

Are you sure you can't access y-gallery?

NSFW

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

I'll try again hang on

Edit: No it goes to a page load error.
And your link has a hotlink protection thingy D:

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Here then.

Dicks!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

HAHA LOOK AT IT IT'S SO TINY

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

You did ask for a small dick.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

I did indeed. :D

That censor bar is very misleading.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Where do you keep on finding all these pics of me?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

You're always in my thoughts ;D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

So i should be :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

is it gay nazi week?

im sure thats a nazi type hat

top work

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

It's a baseball cap.

If you want gay nazis, you need MEEEEEDIC.

-pearoast-

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

this puts me in mind

of jurgen haabermaster's cult work, doctor and pencil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Sounds interesting.

Where may I find it?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

PHWOAR!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

He wants his hot meat inside of you.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I could do with some meat

/scraping the end of overdraft blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Potatoes are cheap and easy to make stuff with.

Skin 'em, boil + mash the insides, add a bit of red food colouring to most of it, and then shape into steak form!

STEAK FOR THE POOR!

Either that or stewing steak is cheaper than usual steak for a mild treat.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Haha!

Ive been living off pasta and chilli powder for about 2 months now :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

I still think potatoes are better than pasta.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

I do love a good spud

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

*buggers the young boy*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

According to lots of fanart and some fanfictions.

He likes it rough.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Gets out the KY....

that is very pretty indeed.

(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Thank ye =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

It's friday afternoon. Animal guns at the ready!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

*salutes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Cor

very trippy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

i've got a terrapin

and i'm not afraid to use it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

pew pew

dugga dugga dugga dugga
*kersplode*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

this doesn't really count

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

I think it's fine

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

my second favourite thing today

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

spank him, hugh,

spank that ramsey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

haha!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Chef Ramsey, yes,

his show yes, was on TV last night yes, FUCKING LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU YES
It's all gotten a bit ridiculous. One guy last night had to leave because of an aggravated heart condition.
Ramsay himself looks as if he may actually explode. Even by his standards he's over the top.
If there's another season they'll have to step it up further; maybe he'll throw hot fat over the competitors or stick them with knives.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Oh god, that 'yes' thing is irritating.

Or the 'uh?' sound he makes instead sometimes...
Who's going to step up and take some FUCKING RESPONSIBLITY round here? Uh? Yes?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

he has

tearrapin-point accuracy with that thing, I bet.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

arf

topgun:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

If Morrissey falls in a forest?

More here

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Morrisey is an evil murderer

www.dianamystery.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Not a surprise.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Fame fame fatal fame

it can play terrible tricks on the brain

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Dons tin foil hat and

watches video

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

hahaha!

very probably, yes!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Haha!

*click*
:D

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

heaven knows

that's wonderful now

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

heheheheh, that's brilliant stuff, sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

hahaha

grand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

heheheh

i'd hide up a tree, just to watch him fall.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Hahaha :)

Woo *click*

Ciggy time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

hahaha

:D marvelous

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha Yes. Yes he wil.

Relatedly did anyone see 'I've Never seen Star Wars' of BBC4 last night?
Fanstatic.
Nigel Havers had never seen The Simpsons but rated it 11 out of 10 and went even further (and I'm impress) to try something new and got a tatto (10/10 for that one).
It's on the Beeb iPlayer.
Best show on BBC atm!
BEst of all his missus was in American and had no idea he'd had the tatt.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Doesn't seem much point in watching it now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Pfft.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

No really is. Just to see the tattoist

He's great. There's also the whole Smith thing as well.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

See, now that didn't ruin it

but only because I have no idea what you said.

edit: you edited. Whole Smith thing?

Actually, don't tell me, you've said more than enough as it is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Now edits for your spoiling pleasure.

You have to watch it for the coolest tattoist in the world. I haven't spoilt it as there's so much more involved:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

I shall look this up tonight as something with which to cheer Mrs V

She's not having a good time of it at the mo so I'm going to try and get her drunk and feed her cake.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

just soak some nice cake in ameretto

its more efficient than cake and booze

good luck with that

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

It's not about efficiency.

If it were about efficiency I'd just give her a bottle of meths and a packet of butter.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

my mrs has had 2 hours sleep since

Wednesday - combination of her shifts and her dad having a massive heart problem. Im avoiding her as she is a touch 'sensitive' and likely to thump me. I will bring her chocolate and wine later, prob just leave it by the door and run

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

do the dishes without being asked.

bring her cups of tea/coffee, also without being asked.
relinquish the remote control.
these things will make her happy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

show her your willy

that usually makes me laugh.

willies in general, that is, not yours specifically.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Yeah.

Mine would more make you moan.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Bloody hell, don't you ever clean that thing?

I suppose I have to do everything around here, as usual. Hand it over then, and go watch the footie ar something.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

See?

They don't call me "The Vagabond Of The Vapours" for nothing.

Actually ...

Actually I don't think they call me "The Vagabond Of The Vapours", thinking about it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Do so, Nigel Havers

Or the Bomber of Hammersmith Bridge. As I know for a fact when that happened it was done by the resident (or a person was employed for it) as the traffic reduced all thems rich peeps property values.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

i taped it but not watched it yet

nobody really needed to know that.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

you still use VCR?

I now know not to burgle your house

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

alright, smartarse

I skyplussed it.
Happy now? Are you? Well?

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

"taped it" is still correct in my book

no matter what sort of new-fangled device you use.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

thank you

nice to know I'm not the only old git around here

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

i will never give up my video!

all my favourite old horrors are on video, i'm not replacing them while they're still watchable!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

pedant lols

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

'takes notes'

adds note to twitter

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

iplayer!

You don't need a TV anymore!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

only have a 15in monitor

and I suspect my graphics card could be better.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Sell your TV and upgrade:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

I like my TV more than 3 inches to a side

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Nigel havers is very very short

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

As are you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Am i?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

COmpare to me:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

and posh

don't forget posh

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Yes he is and very nice as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

hahaha

probability is HIGH!

I just laughed too much at this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMHmBTNiC-A&feature=related

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Whine whine whine

The precursors to Travis and emo.

ACE cartoonage but that man is responsible for crimes against music and should be treated as such with extreme prejudice.

Fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

*takes cover from gladioli-wielding Smiths fans*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

heaven knows

cleeeck

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Make that FP size :)

That's wonderful.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

lovely style and good bit of 'jaw jut' on Morrissey, too

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mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

he's giving bruce campbell jaw envy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Awwwww

mozza. This is a lovely picture :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Lovely pic

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

lookout

(dec, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

*big time office guffaws*

Brilliant!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

excellent stuff!

hahaha!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

Oh noes, not Domo!

Why, Domo, why?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

*John Mayers*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

hahahahahaha! awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

*claps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

FUCK YES

GET HIM DOMO-KUN!

*clicks like a man posessed*

Nicely done. What's going on in the source pic though?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

haha

but what happens in the original?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

I think it's a big runaway tyre or wheel

*watches too much YouTube*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aZ6tR7MUJM

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

that's the one

ah, yes. It is a tyre. Poor chap...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

I think you'll find that it's a TIRE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

oh yeah...

stoopid 'merkins. Tch!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

That's quite a honking tire!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

domo arigato!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

best of all the pasta shapes

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

"There are no peas in Pasta Arrabiato"

/Eddie Izzard blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

pasta shells

in a bowl with salad cream mixed in. student food of the gods.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

and tuna.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

very much so.

or cream cheese, mayo and smoked salmon.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Ahh, now we're into 'Best Breakfast in the World' territory

Scrambled Eggs, Tsar Fillet Smoked Salmon, double cream, and a smattering of fresh cut chives.

On Toasted Vogel bread.

nom nom nom...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Bacon sandwich on tiger bread, spliff, coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

*ahem*

I have yet to wake you with the afore-mentioned breakfast, but trust me, if and when I do, your mind will be changed accordingly.

Edit: With added Sumatra Mandehling fresh ground coffee, mark you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Feel free to wake me with food

this is always well received. Well, unless you wake me by beating me about the face with a sea bass.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Well, I must admit, that's not the usual mode of wakening

chez Gruntfuttock Mansions.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Phew!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Well, we try and uphold our standards, I'll have you know...

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

that be hangover breakfast

with tomato sauce. the addition of a fried egg calls for the sauce to be changed to brown. the tiger bread must NOT be pre-sliced.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Agreed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

that be birthday breakfast

either that or blueberry waffles with maple syrup and whipped cream, followed by a coffee sweetened with more maple syrup.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

birthday coffee:

triple shot americano with hazelnut syrup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

ooooh, you temptress!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

eggs benedict and a blow job

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Odd, the waitress seemed less than eager to provide that when I ordered...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

I hope you didn't leave a tip

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

*avoids obvious response*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

I was such a rubbish student

I used to make my own pesto rather than resort to such lengths as salad cream

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Ah, nothing better than a pretentious student.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

not really

I was stoned most of the time I was there and playing football for the rest of it, I never had the motivation to be pretentious, or if I did I also had muddy knees

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

salad cream is lush

especially on chips that are a bit squishy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

0_0

~~salad cream~~ fritesaus

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

is that some german thing?

i shall look for it next time i am brave enough to fight my way through the thronging pikeys in Lidl.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

uit Nederlands....

verily, food of the gods.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Ha! That's the famous sauce of a rogue tyre innit?

I can never decide if he's very lucky or unlucky but it amazes me it hits him DEAD on like that considering the tiny space he's in there!

Woo for Domokun action!!

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

hahaha - nice one

*clicks*

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

1666 The Great Fur of London

... and yes - they are tribbles :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

*calls the klingons*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

there may be tribble ahead...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

that's a spang on you

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

i shall sneeze on your pan

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I take a kleenex to your sneeze

(for a change)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

then i shall cough

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

I'm not holding them while you cough and that's final

well not on a first date anyway

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

oh come on

you know you want to

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

but while theres moon light, love and romance

lets fuck a tribble at last

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

you'd have to shave it first

you'd never find a hole otherwise! they're like furbies, only less evil.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

is this what the Irish are always on about

"aaah we don't go dere 'cos of de tribbles..."

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

One final rinse and we're done little kitty

(

Q4nobody, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

icanhazcheezburger is athataway >>

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

not that way V

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

but not golden showers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

texture like sun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Glades me down

with my blinds she runs,
two distant glands,
takes both my hams,
never a gown,
with Gordon Brown

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

oooh I did something like that

hang on

b3ta.com/board/9326696

me and boff

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

every lime, just like the last

on her shiv,
plied to the blast,

Feck it, I've muddled the verses up.

Darn.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

:D understandable given your condition

are we soberer now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

*hic*

I'm fine occifer....

*keels over*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

*uses as rudimentary pouffe*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

I say!

there's no need for that, young lady!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Think of it as receiving ankles for a present.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

*resists smutty joke like a gentlemen*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Smut away, love

this is me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I could never, lovely.

precisely because it *is* you,

*swirls cloak, doffs hat*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

:D lovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

you have hurt the song

*runs off crying*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

And once more....

Mwahahahahahahahahah!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

stop it :'(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

*spins out in evil mode*

Mwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

don't, I love that song

but can't listen to it now, because I just keep on hearing that tossers name

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Mwahahahaha!

*evils*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

*cries*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

*and thricely*

Mwahahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

Lays me down with my mind she runs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

WEARY TATERS HATES CAT PICS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

WHAT'S TATERS, EH?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

boil/mash/stew

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

lovely golden chips.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

i like em RAW and WRIGGLING

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

You can't be both taters and gollum. I'm gollum, obviously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

i'd show sam

just what to do with his taters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

damn you, rosie cotton, he's MINE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

She IS lovely though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

that's the other reason i hate her.

at least she's not arwen, blubbing all the time.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Yeah, at least there's that

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

i made my niece watch the whole thing on wednesday

that'll teach her to have school holidays!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Bad sealant job on that porcelain there....

*tsk*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

isnt it the caustic reflections off the porcelain itself?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Looks like the job I did re-grouting a couple of weeks back

I'm not cut out for manual labour.

Right I'm gonna do runner...

Good weekend all!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Hope the karaoke goes well, sir!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Cheers mate!

Youtube at the weekend

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

You'd better!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

But it's so easy to make good afterwards

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

*snuggles*

hello beautiful

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hello Twiggers!

I thought of you just now. I opened my fridge and saw loads of tomatoes about to go squidgy and I thought "this weekend is soup a la Twig weekend".

you gave me a top recipe for tomato soup a couple of yonks ago and I've used it ever since

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

I love it

how you see tomatoes and think of me :D

how was your DJ set a few weeks ago?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Ace

As always :)
Edit: It on happens with tomatoes that are about to go squidgy :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

plums?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

run

run now, don't look back
GO!

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Ahhhh,,,, I can see your damp pussy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

In the toilet...

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

go to jail.

go directly to jail. do not pass 4chan, do not collect cheezeburger.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

hahahaha

he's a grumpy chap

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

STOP!

I blame WiL

(apols if it's really fast, it's hard to judge with my shitbag computer)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hahahahahah!

You bloody genius.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

again, but different

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

bad man...

that's ripping!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Haha :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

This IS BRILLIANT!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

corr!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Perfect!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

hahahaha that my friend is class in a glass!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

haha, second from left is going for the 'best supporting dancer' award

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

It's OK, everybody does!

And wow, we are seeing Fred's rockin' side tonight! ;)

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

HAHAHA!

Loon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

i cant stop watching the 2nd girl in the background

fancy footwork and rubber legs ahoy!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Bad man...

;)

dammit the timing on this has completely b0rked. Sure it was a sensible speed when I made it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

nah - its the timing that makes it so good!

I shall cleeck

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

ha!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

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mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

This is awesome.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

Nice twirling action!

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

haha

lollipop lols

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

Naughty Noo-Noo...!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

hahahaha!

priceless...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

oh fucking yes :D

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

I joined iSketch just after you

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I love Magenta Face Telly-Tubby

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

So wrong

and yet so right

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Is that how to make

teletubby custard?

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Hahahhaahhahahaha! *kerlick!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

so, THAT's how they make tubby custard!

edit: boff, kindly wipe your urine off my cranial insides

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

(

ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

i is sick.
*coughs and sniffles for emphasis*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

LOL.

Nah only messing. :(
Have some soups. I just had some soups. Soups is good :]

I upgraded my RAM.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

soup is almost all i eat

athough i may have chucky egg and soldiers for tea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I iz poorly too, but don't care as I am going to Derby for the weekend :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

i iz only poorly

because i went camping for the weekend. that tent was damp and fucking freezing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

then don't go camping

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

i'm going camping next month.

in a 4-star tent.
oh, sorry, i mean hotel.
i prefer room service, warm beds and the pleasure of sitting down without having to check for nettles.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

I was camping the other day

on ctf_2fort. man, the RED team got maaad at me...

/gets_coat

(venort apparently exists, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

sorry

pissage of the highest order we must have crossed the streams somewhere

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

eeewww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

hahaha

:-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Oh clunk and click and clink and clunk.

Ace ace ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

noice

no no

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

haha! that's just cut through my hangover nicely

(

mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Haha :) Dirty Boy!

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

brill.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

wouldnt it

still be on Suck?

like it though :)

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

I've never had a suck job...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

I'll give you a pity one

bend down on your knees

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

*bends*

I'm waiting......

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

open your mouth then

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Yeh, but if she did blow...

...it would clear the wax out your ears.

(Wize, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

grats on the fp!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Bloomin'eck!

Thanks everyone!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Lolz

lolz again

(Kebabo Calling all cars, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Hahaha... and beautifully done!

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Monty Propps, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

Looks like

a fairly accurate portrayal of my nights out :)

Have a click.

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Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

pearoast?

or have i got the dejas agains?

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my mum, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

Nah...

I compoed this a while back but really doesn't compare to the wonderous splendour that we see before us today. This is ACE!
Nicely done

b3ta.com/board/8437234

(antonym, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

Roast and Peas

Me thinks so. Seem to remember a very similar one a few ages ago...

(off egg mustard, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)

Again! Again!

(gtfomh, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Again, Again!

Is the suck/ blow switch really a spark plug?

(Swagga, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)

Again Again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97FgvV9rbU

(champagnerocker, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

Haha, excellent xD

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

Silly kitty, that's no water!

*runs*

Edit: Anyone up for a game of Isketch?
isketch.net/
Room : B3ta Badass Room

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

it tastes like love

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

So does petrol.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

I think my head just melted

umm
blip.tv/file/2002763/

edit : I haven't got a clue what these people are talking about but they seem so excited about it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

I should get back to my

umm things that I was doing

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Let your love flow like a mountain stream

and let your love grow with the smallest of dreams
and let your love show and you know what I mean
It's the season

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Let me sign my name across your face

"With a chainsaw through your neck ...

Lalalaa ...."

- Kiki Dee

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

and smells like biscuits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

and occasionally celery

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Ohhhhh yeeeeah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

i mean really, why celery?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Well I eat a lot of it, so it explains it for me.

Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

if i drink a lot of coffee

you can smell it coming out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

under used in cooking

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

yes...

essential for a good stock.

I'm hesitating to join in the 'spunk tastes like celery' discussion above. This is safer ground.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

I was talking about piss

spunk tastes of mothballs and BLEURGH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

haha!

thanks for clearing that up!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

not tastes, smells!

it tastes like sweaty pva glue. with added cheese.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

ah!

so YOU meant spunk, then. You and Wow were at cross-puposes...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

yes. yes i did.

wouldn't want to taste piss. wouldn't want to taste spunk again, either. once tried, never forgotten.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Piss tastes better than spunk.

Which is hardly fair, if you ask me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

it's an evil trick

if a man can get you to down his wood glue, he knows he's got you under his thumb.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

I apologise

on behalf of mankind. You'd think evolution would have sorted that one out and made it taste of strawberry or something.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Pineapple also doesn't help

as much as other blokes tell you it will.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

ah...

I'll give up my pineapple-only diet, then, I guess.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

or chocolate

anything but beans, bananas or custard.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

pffft!

"custard"

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

also means you don't have to add salt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

indeed...

this cookery thread has been merged with the bodily fluids one. I'm all confused, now.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

cooking with cum

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

It has potential.

A friend of mine claimed you can fry it up like an egg, if you wank into a pan. He was a bit odd, though.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

haha

also, I saw a picture on here that went along the lines of this a couple of months ago

does anyone know where I can find it?

(Peter_G, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

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