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In animation news, my latest flash (which i have been working on for three months) will be released later today, probably on links first, so keep an eye out for it :D

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

news for you.

I've just started indexing this www.comedycentral.com/shows/krod_mandoon/index.jhtml if you are interested. All in Hi Def H264 ( matroska ) so if you grab it and need help with playing hi def content give me a shout.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Well I never,

I only downloaded the first 3 episodes last night and watched the first one this morning. Rather amusing I thought :) Cheers fella!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Oh I've only got the first 3

up to now as I don't think that 4 has been aired yet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Yeah, it is aired on Friday I think.

Nice to see Sean Maguire is doing well for himself :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Ooof!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha

*clicks*

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Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

hurra!

i always look forward to your anims, scramby e

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

looking forward to your anim

with glee. Top work fella.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

hmmmm nyom nyom slurrp

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

woosome

FART city will occur in five minuets

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

I have the digestive constitution of an oxen

so I reckon I'm safe :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Excellent news

enjoy your lunch

*dives for cover*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

ha ha you want to be more worried if you where stood near this fella

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

invents smellproof bunker

*profits*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

I read "pickled eggnog" at first

Intriguing thought.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

haha that would be like

Dutch Advocat in vinegar!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

haha and the after effects of this conspicuous consumption

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/sproutcurryanim.gif

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

All he needs is some pumpkin bombs

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

ha ha :D

He's got a fair turn of speed

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

No brussel sprouts?

Or would adding those to the mix create a total protonic reversal?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

or even "Colonic" reversal

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

haha ewwww

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

oh dear!

we are doomed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ha ha - excellent

Nice file name, too :)

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm having

the heart of an Ox for Sunday dinner so you can keep its constitution.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Never eaten it, but I plan to one day

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

It is a much ignored meat.

Sure it is surrounded by fat but that just makes the cooked meat all that more tender. I really love it. And lamb's hearts when I can get them, even tastier.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

YES PLEASE

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Does he have chutney on his cheese sammich? And if so, what kind?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

very old* home made green tomato :)

* When I say old I mean Summer 2001

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

Did you get it at the whistle stop cafe?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

I want a sammich now

but i have no bread :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

Hooray

in other news, i've apparently been a member of this place for over a quarter of my life. I feel old.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

rah!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

ha ha what an odd thought

:D Happy camdle day

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Happy b3taday!

I have been here nearly a quarter of my life :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Happy candle day :)

Have a warning about smoking

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

ha ha ha oh yes!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Quick! Tell the kids! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

These could be produced as stickers and sold in newsagents

to put over the actual health warnings.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Thats what I was thinking

Go on, someone do it and make a fortune :)

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

A rainbow in every hue of brown

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

If that were true

I'd gladly take on the cancer for it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

happy candle!

me too, i fear :)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

NEEDS PICKLE WITH THE CHEESES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

Chutney was duly applied

and enjoyed

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

SITUATION RECTIFIED

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

yay!

< - >

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Sublime

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Hungry now.

woo too yoo

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

And a bit of a sit down to make it even more special

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Erm

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Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

blockbuster!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Ballroom Blitz!

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Fox on the run!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Teenage rampage!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Little Willy

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go,

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Afternoon Delight!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

House in a nutshell

(Hagbard MacDougal, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

It's lupus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

i've never seen house

but i like this

needs more "no mr bond, i expect you to die"

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

So that's how it goes!

Must watch it one day.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

It's not too bad

But if I had a pound for every time they used the word symptom, I'd have about 16 pounds per episode.

(Hagbard MacDougal, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Definitely Lupus

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

It's never lupus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

apart from the time it was lupus

Oh that was twice

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

doublupus good!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

It's always lupus.

Until of course later, when it's not lupus.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Would.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Nicely.

Looks like the cast illustration of Murray Head in the booklet that came with the original Jesus Christ Superstar records...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I think I saw that episode

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

'Starring Stephen Fry's mate' made me laugh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Ah, but it has teh sex ladynurses

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fantastic, but needs to be easier to read :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

That's the way to do it!

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hehe

I wonder how much camera glass was broken that day

(Peter_G, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Somehow there were more cameras there than people.

True story.

z e l t e r g i s e t

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Why did you sign your name?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

I saw MAD do it down there and wanted to join in.

It's the new

.

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

He wasn't signing his name....

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Also, have a 10 minute waste of my life :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

'ning dude

you should do the cock hitting the bloke as well.

I'm very happy today, just finished a nice big plate of sushi :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Ooooh sushi!

lovely lovely sushi.

I hope it wasn't too red though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I didn't have any raw sushi

It would be a 25 mile round trip for that so the closest I could get was smoked salmon nigiri. I also had prawn nigiri, salmon futomaki, california rolls, philidelphia rolls and some other vegetable things, which I don't know the name of but were tasty none the less.

I now feel like a pig :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Oooh stop it now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Sticky cock is sticky

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

nice

/board is slow today

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

It's sunday

everything is slow

(Bespangled, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

"Sunday is Gloomy,

My hours are slumberless.
Dearest the shadows I live with are numberless,
Little white flowers will never awaken you.
Not where the black coach of sorrow has taken you,
Angels have no thought of ever returning you.
Would they be angry if I thought of joining you?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Ah yes

the suicide song.

There is a crow sitting in the top of the tree in my garden making regular quacking noises, what does it mean when they do that? Is it horny?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Nuclear war.

It's the four minute warning man, you'd better quickly get to you.......oh

Damn my latency!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

STOP BEING SO DEPRESSIVE.

its sunny outside

(Bespangled, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

I hate the sun.

The sun can fuck right off!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

I wish The Neville's old stuff was still online

I want to see the one where the unwilling guy gets taken to the zoo, again. I think that was before those legal threats from that other cartoonist, though. ...it was one of the Spone series. Pretty sure it was Spone 8 :(

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Haha, but this whole police being too brutal gets right on my tits

if idiots didn't try to burn down banks it probably wouldn't have happened, and its more just people wanting their 15mins of fame being the person that got hit by riot police

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Technically the police are the servants of the idiots and therefore shouldn't be hitting them

although, yes, it's difficult to object strongly to this.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

but you've got to give them a little bit of leeway in regards to hitting people

people seem to think that it's only right to hit someone who poses a physical threat...and that seems very narrow minded in the midst of a riot

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

"midst of a riot"?

Have you seen the videos?

No one (well, very few) people would have minded them hitting someone in the "midst of a riot", but they seem to think it is OK to hit people who are peacefully protesting, something we are allowed to do in a free country.

Until the police are officially given the title of the govenments anti-protest force, they should just protect people and property from damage, not hit people for shouting.

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Vids I've seen they are chanting directly at police

Doesn't matter what they are chanting, it's aggressive so someone got a smack. Big deal.

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

exactly!

you act like a twat, you get a smack...think about it, if you're out there to be peaceful, then why come face to face with the police in the first place? why not hang around with the other people peacfully protesting away from the police? I mean...if you're aim is to protest and nothing more then why should it matter where you protest? as long as people acknowledge the protest then it's done it's job.

I think it's pretty clear that people not only expected this reaction to the police...they down right provoked it but rather than just weed out the bad apples from the police...a lot of people want to incite mass hatred and like it or not, mass hatred is always immoral and irrational!

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

If the idiots wernt there, and didnt want to piss off london for a day or two

then the riot police wouldnt have had to be there. And yeah, the guy just walking alone getting knocked over, not good, but the stupid woman who got slapped, then still refused to move back then got hit, she should have listened

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

it's all a matter of degrees

Being pushed back after refusing to move, in my opinion, fine, she was asking for it.

Being hit in the face, and then having a trunchon used on her legs (for complaining about being hit in the face) is just bully boy tactics.

They need to weed out the bad apples before all the police get a bad name.

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

So you'd rather these idiots rioting and trashing peoples businesses and stuff?

We need fear, otherwise people would take advantage and trash shit all the time

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Arguably better than fear

though far from ideal.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

see

the police are supposed to protect the public
and they didn't do that with Ian Tomlinson, who wasn't doing anything

but the girl who's complained to the IPCC about police pushing her admitted that she'd pushed some policeman, that's a bit rich really

/simple morals blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Some police are arseholes, just like some protestors are arseholes.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Everyone's an arsehole to some extent, not everyone is a policeman to some extent.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

prove for all y in everyone

i'll be collecting your answers at the end of the lesson

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

If this happened in france/germany/america/russia

no-one would give a shit, they'd take their beating and get on with it. Man up, if you're gonna go protest be prepared for the concequences

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

if this happened in france, there'd be a week-long car burning session

i think they just like burning cars, to be honest

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

and necks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Oooh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

haha

*firsts*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

And necks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Actually I suspect if this happened in france, germany or russia the crowd would take their beatings and then start fighting the police.

Then the police would have to get the water cannon out and spray them all down.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

where can I get tickets for this?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

And it wouldnt be all over the news

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

Not our news no.

Because our news only cares when hardworking, honest, hardworking, English, hardworking citizens get injured.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

Who have teh ability not to work and spend a few nights in london to stand around and shout

and not be working
and moaning about having no money when they arnt at FUCKING WORK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Well no, Ian Tomlinson was working hence why the news was all up on that shit.

That woman in comparison I only saw in a few shitty tabloids, and frankly those just make up news if they can't find any.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

yes

that's everyone there, alright

jeez, give a man a grievance and he can whine for a day. give a man a stereotype, and he can feed his bile for life

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

What did they want, exactly, anyway?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

SOMEONE to DO SOMETHING

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Some kind of well-meaning interference with the economy?

This is already government policy.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

I think it was just some unspecified action

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Precisely,

already policy.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

To burn down banks and get in the papers

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

INFORMATION

no wait, that was the prisoner

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

If I lived in those countries

I'd expect to be hit by the police. I don't expect it in England. Our police are meant to be better than that.

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Should be an Olympic event

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

That is superb!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

this is good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

*Applauds*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

This pleases me in many, many ways.

Aren't there a lot of the little blighters?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

A lions stomach can hold a lot of divers.

Just like a whales stomach can hold a lot of seamen.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

*rimshot*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

*queef*

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fantastic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

9.8

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

It's a half Pike Mr Mainwaring

Stupid boy

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Lets go! :)

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Rico, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

absolutely stunning :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

very nice

i've been watching this while on the phone to my brother for about half an hour, it's hypnotic

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Woo!

nice one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

YES!!

*holds up woo card*..:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Quick and a bit shitty...

Hoya!

Sorry but it looked WAYYYY better in my mind...
Anyway. Let's make that human disaster nicer...

mod edit: hey everyone, wobbly bloke has four monitors!!! and this image is just a bit big, though vere fluffy.

Sorry... Moreover, I haven't posted to the image challenge in a while... But I'm on holidays now! ;-)

Be funky

M A D

(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

P L E A S E - C A N - Y O U - M A K E - T H I S - B I G G E R !

* This will be the first time I have had full use of all four of my screens.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

You have four monitors!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

why do you need four monitors?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

One for coding websites

the other three for testing in the big 3 browsers :)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

aah

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

I have 3 completely mismatched screens

because I couldn't see any point in throwing away a couple of old CRTs.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

you could have a really interesting game of pong

moreso if you swap the screen order around

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

ie 3, ie 4, and netscape navigator?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Hell yes.

I love viewing websites like a jigsaw and working out where all the parts are supposed to be on the screen

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

biggar pron

big as your head.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

aah all valid reasons

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

one to look at b3ta with.

one for the master, one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

what's the master doing here?

*tardises*

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

I want a beard like the original master.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I thought maybe he was trying to be omnipresent

Main Board..Talk, Links and porn

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Never, ever, ever QOTW Off-Topic though!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

it's not so bad

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

It's a nice place.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

ahshuttupa you face!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

one for porn

one for sick porn
one for FILTH
and one for streaming cooking shows

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

This guy has three PS3's. Whereas you have none.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1jB4hVJRg

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Cae1, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

I have better hair and a better beard than he does though.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

"Also, I have this cake"

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

I have four monitors so I can do this... ¬

1. For b3ta
2. For MSPAINT
3. For email
4. For ~~Porn~~ other programs

Either that, or all four to see "MAD's" image?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Good job i'm in the cinema

(

Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

ha ha ha

(

miamistu snagglery, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Pffff

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

*click* :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

bigger please.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

OMG there is an eclipse of the FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

An eclipse of the FUCKING UNIVERSE you say:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOPoc76RnlA

It would appear so ;)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

haha loving that

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

salutes

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

That is ace Jah :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

*salutes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

(

..wil, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Can't see it???

(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

ah the wonders of the glory hole.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

is he on the other side of the glory hole?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

<3 to clansoul

When is that damned edgeworth game coming out on our shores!?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm going to write a rap about you.

(

Cae1, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

I cannot make out what is going on

please do a cfb

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Ha ha ha! Wonderful!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

pfft

Yes!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

haha

these mujahideen just luv their music:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

So THAT's where he's been hiding...

no wonder they couldn't find him...
You may be advised to see if you can get that down to 100k fella, if poss.
Maybe, resize it as well, It's a shame that I can't see all of it on my monitor without scrolling :) nice image though.
Cheers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

*squints really hard*

ooh .. there it is

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

DID YOU FIND YOUR PENIS?

(

Cae1, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Well that's nice and small.

*Edit* Considering the size that's some might fine compression.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

*squint*

(__, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

I would like to say that you were a very underrated Doctor Who.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

It's bigger than your heid!

(

nick the greek, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

fuckin hell

you've been here nearly two years

(

miamistu snagglery, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

FP THIS NOW

(__, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

BIGGER!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

Shit

It's only gone and made it on to the fp

(

Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

Haha, now that really would break the internet

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

if you squint

it almost looks like there is a cat living in his beard. But when I drive to Wales 200 miles away and then look at it I can see it's just a bad photoshop of a kitten.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

hahahahah.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

this doesnt work for me

I would have to drive to lancasastashire because im starting in the wrong place

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

fluff!

it could have done with being a little smaller though

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

._O

(

Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

(

miamistu snagglery, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GRAVITY TOO STRONG!

CANNOT ESCAPE! BURNING UP! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

ARSE!!!

(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

Nicely!

Belated welcomes to b3ta. Pull up a kitten.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done! Did anyone happen to see Britains got talent last night?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

unfortunately so.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

Didn't you think that kid at the end was fantastic?

The one who sang Who's Loving You?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

the top of your head is causing me difficulty. please change it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

*puts on a hat*

Better?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

unfortunately a hat is a cop out.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

I assume this is the picture you are drawing

for my birthday?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

yeah and in the funniest reference, you have a piece of pumkin hiding your bald nut

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I'm not bald! I just have less hair than I really need....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

I have plenty to spare, would you like a wig?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)

Nah, I'm alright.

I'll just put my hat on thank Cap'n Caveman!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

he lives 5mins from me house

in an area full of chavs and students. Talented little cunt wasn't he?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

O Rly?

Yeah, I thought he was fantastic. I'm so glad that Simon Cowell noticed he was singing the wrong song and wasn't just bad. Just goes to show how important it is to choose the right song :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

so. You live in an area full of chavs and students eh?

Which are you?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

I did

I dunno why Amanda Holden started blarting at that saxophonist guy, he must have touched her lady bone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

I thought he was really good

But then... that was one of my favourite tunes... AND i like Saxaphone

(

Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

He was very good,

but I couldn't listen to that much of him.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

like most other entrants to talent comps, she seems to have talent

rather than merely being it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

The sad thing is though

she'll be tied up in an awful contract with teh cowell

(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

You could do a hell of a lot worse

than be mentored by Cowell. Like him or not, he does know what makes succesful pop music!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

~~successful~~ shit

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

(

Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

Who is this?

I presume from the replies above that she's been on Britain has no fucking Talent whatsoever,

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

she can actually sing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

Still don't know who is she though

I don't tend to watch this sort of stuff unless it's the really awful people which is always good for a laugh.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

it's WORLDS GREATEST SINGER SUSAN BOYLE

BLES U SUSN A ANGLE IN HEVEN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

I wouldn't go that far, but she isn't half bad at it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

She'll be a fair bet

for number one at Christmas.

(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

This. Very much this.

She can sing very well, she looks like the back of a bus.

That's about it. Should be the end of the story but apparently its not.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

If Simon takes her under his wing

will he suggest that her singing persona should include a paper bag - "Listen love you'll do fine, you'll be the first paper bag wearing singer in the world just like the unknown comedian was to comedy!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

Heh. Yes I think that's exactly what will happen.

Or a Phantom Of The Opera style mask.

Watching her on youtube is fine. It is a nice moment in a type of show I hate. I wish her all the best, but I don't want to listen to her. Or hear about her anymore.

And also apparently it is more acceptable to watch this kind of horrible tv after her appearance. Ugh.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

i don't watch this sort of stuff either

but i looked her up on youtube and it was really quite nice to watch

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

That is simply superb

just shows how wrong preconceptions can be. She is so talented.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahahaha

bless her comedy face

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

hahahahaha!

and welcome

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

I love these ads!

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

well he could give a hint

of where to find them

smug fucker!

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

i think i'm the only one not to like the meerkat advert, it makes me think of this

sorry if bindun

(

sock more tea vicar?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

'Ning all.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

Allow me to pearoast from 2002

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

you're joking right?

I don't really have to tell you the URL?

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

Why would a meerkat be Russian?

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

probably named after the Meer spacestation

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

In Mother Russia all the Cats are sent to Meer Spacestation!

/damn mind piss

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

BECAUSE HE'S LATE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

what a happy looking meekrat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

'nings

the easy way to choose which firaearm to blow that bloody meerkat's head off with:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

the musket doesn't come with

fully comprehensive cover

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

just 'fire' cover?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

quick, nasty, sunday morning hangover quality post

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

hahahah gay.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

haha love the cdc

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

cadbury's dairy crumpet?

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

conspicuous doomsday canon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)

Cocky dawns crudeness

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

Hahaha arf!

click for super fabulous (1mb)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

super!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

ur doin it rite

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

BEHIND YOU!

I don't know either.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)

Rabbits boing

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)

Haha! Hell yeah!

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:14, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)

woo!

Gadget's Go Coaster!

(

Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

Hahaha fuck

Is that Piers Morgan on the left?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)

Piers Morgan, what's he doing in the trees? No one can tell. Piers Morgan. He is all in the trees.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

I don't like where this is going at all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

yes

someone has buried him half in the ground, and Julie Andrews is making an appearance to his left, she is clearly up to no good.
Also, it is my bedtime.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

woo for julie andrewsness

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

odd - reminds me of this

bordel.yomgaille.com/un_lapin.swf

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

Duuun duuun duun dun

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)

hahaha

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)

Answering your earlier question (sorry I was away)

To enter the challenge you have to do a shit-hot animation with the most frames and the
smallest filesize (scoring on my profile). The prize is a place on the leader board and my
unquestioning respect. Which you have already. ;)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)

oh you, you flatterer you

i'll let you know next time i do a hot shit... i mean, a shit-hot animation... :-D

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)

What is that he's holding?

Is it a sex toy?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

It's a Pokeball

So yes.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)

100% fact.

At least in the comics I collect.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)

AIDS I CHOOSE YOU

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)

those damn ginger girls in cerulean city

you'll be buying special creams for the rest of your life

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)

it's what i get for slipping them

snorelaxatives

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:22, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:28, archived)

VELCRO DICK

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)

Lack of lube is more likely.

It is The Punisher after all.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:33, archived)

yes that does make more sense

for a comic book character sodomising a battle-pet

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:43, archived)

It must. Just. Be. What. They all need.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)

haha!

Ningles all

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)

hello there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)

haha

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)

I BET IT'S A PSYCHIC TYPE.

Also: DAMN IT ALL I CANNOT SLEEP.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)

try this:

sleeping draught

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)

Why am I listening to this horrible polka crap, Kebab? Why? Why is this happening?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)

because you clicked the link and it's a song about gin.

this is a song about jesus

warning: yeah if you like jesus listen to this instead

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)

Damn bro, stop doing that.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)

what's wrong with it?

is this better?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)

You're banned from Youtube for misuse. Collect your internet house and get the fuck out of tubes.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)

mwhahahaha

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WWpKEPdT4&feature=related

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)

givinghead I chews goo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:00, archived)

\o/ Higgins!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

LET'S PARTY!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)

SEX PARTY.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)

...oops...

...only one female available!.... :(

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)

Is it also a NARC PARTY?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)

there will be narcotics...

...yes.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)

OH YEAH!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

fucken rockin' kitten, playin' a fucken les paul...

...and rockin' out............... FUCK YEAH!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)

It is a 'lemon drop', although the gif went a little green.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)

this place is dead, huh?...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)

Slow, yes. But then I've been messing about the house.

Just was cleaning the catbox. Aim was not. Unless
the floor and the walls was his target. LOL. Have
some more chores to do as well. Likely most folks
are getting hammered and having real lives and shit.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)

im coding.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:58, archived)

I was too this afternoon.

Was pythoning and ubasicing. Some web shit and playing
with most recent update to my camera. Bracketing and
RAW works great now, yay! What are you up to?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)

i smoked weed...

...and drew all day...... :)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)

*sigh*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)

Bastard!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)

trying to make three matlab functions (well there's heaps of sub functions)

for stream function vorticity solvers in different geometries start from a single script and ascii input files.

In short: doing what I should have done to begin with, instead of letting three different programs grow like Topsy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:17, archived)

OH MAN, I'VE BEEN CODING NON-STOP. CODING THIS. CODING THAT. I CODED GOOGLE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)

YES WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)

I DIDN'T CODE YAHOO. THAT PLACE IS BAD.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)

OH MAN YOU BETTER NOT HAVE CODED ASK JEEVES

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)

NO, I CODED ASKJEEVES. BUT IT WAS ALL TO HAVE A BIT OF A LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

Mmmmm, fluid dynamics.

Math in Navier–Stokes land is a little odd for my brain.
I use libraries and hope what I've done is correct the few
times I've had to use it. Sounds like fun(of a sort) though.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)

it's easy to see why it's odd for anyone's brain

just put on a little psychedelic music, turn on the lava lamp eat a shroom and watch these:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)

Have you ben playing with Poached eggs again?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)

why do people always think these things are eggs?

they clearly look like Mexicans.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)

Yes the middle one looks like a mexican riding a bike in circles.

He must be getting dizzy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)

it's a mexican that had one too many tacos

and the dunny is occupied.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)

It must have been a case of too much chilli

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)

the amount of chilli is one of the parameters i can enter in

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)

Well get cracking. ENGAGE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)

No such thing.

More peppers! Hotter the better.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)

science!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)

GO DOGGIE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)

This looks like science to me all right.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)

That is trippy

But i agree, Go the doggie!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:52, archived)

Lovely stuff.

I tend towards particle based things rather than those fancy field effects.
Some point when I've got the time I'll poke you for some ideas/code and
make some fun high rez visualizations. You obviously has all teh skillz.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)

nah no skillzors there, just cheap matlab hax

where someone else with skillz made it easy for hamfisted people like me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)

AND A GOOD STIMULUS PACKAGE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)

no one appreciates my stimulus package :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)

it all depends on whom you wish to be stimulated

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)

ummmm...

...nicole peters!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)

i can think of heaps and that aren't physically that attractive

and I have at least met.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)

LOL!

Ham fisting is the way to rule. My skills are mainly
in the ability to optimize anything. If it can be stated
procedurally, I can find the fastest way to do it on
damn near any kind of hardware or API. I also can
read things, and glean the best bits out, very quickly.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)

Party party

Lovely

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:11, archived)

A girly I know

Click for bigger (277 kb)

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

the same one your making the mix tape for?

nice pic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)

Nah!

I stole that from a film...don't know what though! Saw the quote on Empire forums and it made me chuckle!

Oh and I couldn't decide on the background, but she likes Dexter, hence the blood spatter pattern.

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)

She has no nose

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Tosh and Becks, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)

Jamaica.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)

Only five more years to the centenary.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)

Hahah! Fuck yeah!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)

I've not found an earlier ref to the joke in print yet.

I'm sure it was bandied about on stage for a while
before this though. Or in a novel/story somewhere.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)

Lisa Riley's been on a diet?!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)

you know my mom?...

...hmmmmm!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)

It's behind you

Click for bigger (132 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)

Alien teChnology is sooo rudE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)

...and...

...then what?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)

(my excuse = lots of vodka)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)

MANY MANY VODCATS.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)

If We Are the Lemon is still here:

Quit tracing frogs. Draw frogs on rollercoasters.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

kekekekekekeke traced forgs.

this is not a traced forg

Click for bigger (63 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

frogs?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)

i've got a forg with strawberry skin somewhere...

ta-da!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)

Where's the shark? And helicopter, and bridge?

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Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)

and on that note - to bed! lots of sleep required for rejuvenation (why was I rushing around like a blue arsed fly today when weekends are supposed to be sacred "watch shit on tv & do nothing" days I'll never know)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)

is the old man part of the sauce or is he shopped too?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

UGH. Shitty meme.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

don't worry

first & last time I do a Henry shop

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)

:D Thank God. Henry is fucking shiiiiiit.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:55, archived)

as compensation: "When Meme's Collide"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)

I like this.

I hate Henry. There's no skill in pasting a .psd onto an image.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)

hahaha

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Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)

evil... pure evil...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

phwoar women.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)

stick to Guinness, man!...

...be real!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)

Today's genocide was brought to you by the letter 'Tasteless'

(Virulent, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

Rock and Roll?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

Reich and Roll

3.bp.blogspot.com/_S0Tp3mWh5iI/SKbZORZlIHI/AAAAAAAAAhw/Co11uoK1J6o/s400/Third3rd-reich-n-roll440web.jpg

(for RIS - that is Dick Clark, Amurikas premier DJ back in the years this Residents album came out.)

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tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

Dick Clark has never looked better

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

haha

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

Hahaha!

Have an award for making me laugh.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

That's a top award

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)

Doubled Over Magenta Denizen award? :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

VERY hi!

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Grampa, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

Hahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)

i just realized that this might loosely fit the compo, so here :)

Click for bigger (96 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)

Hammerzeit?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)

Couple of muppets

(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)

bravo!

nicely shopped, and funny to boot.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)

PLZ POST AWESUM FLUFF!

I've had a really bad evening and need to see things which are the opposite of bad/horrible

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)

this is the fluffiest thing i have

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)

thank you :)

this is probably my favourite fluff image I made (I wish it were a real product you could buy)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwww!

They never looked so cute :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

my 2nd fluffiest image

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

"It's cancer. Sowwi"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

what's up?

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)

I love your drawings so hard!

I think you should do a special edition for me for my birthday exactly one week from today :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

i'll try and draw you something nice

or maybe something horrible, depends how i feel :D

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

I want it hand drawn, on super high GSM paper

and I want it in my letterbox by Saturday, so I can open it on Sunday ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

how about i draw it on a paper plane and throw it at your EYE

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

On my birthday?

That's not nice :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

you'll get a plane in the eye and like it

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Funnily enough, yes, that has made me happy :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

You never drawd the things I asked for.

I can't even remember what it was but you didn't.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

i think you might have asked for something that made no sense

if you throw words at me and they just get clogged in my mind i can't get them on paper

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

I founds it.

I wanted your happy cats to recreate the Singing in the rain rape scene from A Clockwork Orange.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

i've seen that film like once and i can barely remember it

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

Just your cats dressed in the hats and stuff holding back a lady cat, then one of them spinning the scissors around his finger doing dancings and whistling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=faML0QvVb2A

It would be. FUCKING. AWESOME.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

I concur.

That would be fucking awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)

haha why would it be it sounds awful

well, dancing and whistling while spinning scissors sounds fun

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

CHEERY CAT RAPE!

FUCKING CHEERY CAT RAPE MAN!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

It would be the best thing since MacBeth cats

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

Out Damn Spot....

Spot? The Dog? Where?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

haha

i like their :< faces

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)

Crazy cat woman did fucking loads of them!

www.literary-cat.cwc.net/Homepage.htm

Bah the site seems to be down at the moment.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)

i think i've seen them before anyway

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)

I think this pic,

with your cats would be utter aces!

www.caliqo.com/ebay/hats_masks_gloves/clockwork_orange02.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

cats in hats with bats

looking menacing

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)

Don't listen to him.

Cheery rape scene.

CHEERY RAPE SCENE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)

Oo, I second this request whole-heartedly.

:)

Also I clicked your kitty picture up there because it made my face go like this: :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)

one of those "situation went out of your depth/control" evenings

driving a transit van for the first time today I got it stuck on a hilly windy lane in the middle of nowhere, at midnight, the exhaust got stuck in a bank so the engine wouldn't start till I had to dig the mud out with practically my bare hands, and then with a friend (who owns the van) trying to get it unstuck from the bank - had to get lots of rocks to get some grip

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

move closer towards the left hand side of this chart to achieve happy bunnyhood

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

I was driving the van home alone

leaving him & family+friends camping out on a hill, so had to call him for help to get unstuck, and then he got a call from the camp saying some drunk twunts who were camping nearby were 'in the vicinity' which severely increased the urgency to get the van unstuck and him to get back and tell them to fuck off

finally managed it, but it left me somewhat shaken - don't like driving at the best of times, prefer my own two wheels of my electric bike

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

were the drunks a threat of some sort?

the way you say "in the vicinity" makes me think they're armed in some way

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

not armed, just didn't want drunken teenagers around when there are young children sleeping

I'll find out tomorrow what happened/didn't happen when I drive back
hopefully it was an uneventful situation

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

nothing like a big glass of vodka to smooth nerves

;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

FLUFF!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

Fine... I'll take my fluff elsewhere :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

Here you go

This is my only (I promise) plush monster:

I bought him because he was at once the most pissed off and the most pathetic (being sold as a doggy chew toy for two bucks) stuffed animal I'd ever seen, and as a retail worker I identified completely.

Also, while he vaguely resembles Eeyore, his nose is clearly a plaid and electric blue circumcised cock.

The retail job is gone but I still like him.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 7:40, archived)

OK.

Have a bunny!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

that bunny aint got a clue what's goin on

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

I know, fucking rabbits!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

what purpose are rabbits?

I never understood them, dumb defenceless creatures, much like the dodo

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

they raise the Adorability Factor of the location they're in

as Adorability Factor rises, general happiness in the area rises and the number of deaths and injuries decreases - but only up to a certain threshold. once the threshold is hit deaths and injuries dramatically increase to bring the factor back down again.

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)

I know, they make nice stew though!

Guinea Pigs on the other hand are fucking awesome! Growing up we had lots of them, and at one point we had 8 as a result of one of them getting pregnant. They used to walk through the house in a big long line, one behind the other. They were super awesome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

did yours ever go upstairs?

we had guineapigs as kids and yeah they were great, except cleaning out their cages and them eating any sort of paper they could get their paws on

one time we couldn't find one in the garden and discovered it had made it's way into the house and up two flights of stairs to it's cage!

the same one would love to lie down on it's side in front of a gas fire, till you walked round the corner and it got up and scurried off in it's usual guineapig clumsiness

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

this is some awesome fluff

Click for bigger (155 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

I CAN SEE FOREVER

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

those hips were made for rearing children

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)

And on a similar vein, the fluffiest pearoast I can rustle up on such short notice is probably this

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

Have a lucky ducky

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

ducks are ace

I still have an un-eaten duck from easter
made from dark Belgium chocolate

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

There is no time like the present for chocolate ducks!

I say scoff him headfirst. :)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

you're absolutely right

*grabs packet with chocolate duck & tucks in*

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

SMILE!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

hehehe

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

WTF?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

LEAVE IT!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I sense more LOLBIRDS on the horizon ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

I have no idea what you mean

and now I must be off. I have either to sleep or play bioshock until the racing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

K, CLK TO BIGGA IT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

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..wil, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

Ha!

Big Fluffy Cat is Big! And Fluffy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

my cheeriest thing

so i am told

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

YAY! I fucking love that animation!

the cheery arms of the glass when it's being filled is superb

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

glad to be of service

now forget whatever it was pissing you off and make some funny stuff

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

I also like the line

used to denote the other side of the base looking like a frown, and the sloshing juice looking like a smile :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

haha theyre all so excited

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

I finally found something which isn't weird or depressing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

too much fluff can be dangerous...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)

He looks like a scarecrow

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

LOOK OUT

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Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

I'm struggling to see how this character fits into the overall narrative of your work

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

He's the guy who cut off everyone else's nose

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Microwave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

Oh okay.

How does this fit in to burning every city, even Seattle?

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)

They burned this city, with rock and roll

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)

He's cutting up a bunch of leaky red firewood to use to start the fires

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Microwave, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)

How does he feel about that?

If I was a guy whose job was to cut off noses I'd be pretty pissed if I suddenly got asked by my bosses to go chop up some firewood. I mean, that sounds like a chore.

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

Square nose up in this ho.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)

It is a den of crack

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

Good job small convection oven!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

Yays!

I likes your pixelly goodness so much I done made you a gif speshully:

['Tis a tad large though...]
:D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

Wow, that's ace!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

Cor, nice.

Now make a clever website that automatically scrolls whatever text we like on there :)

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zoldergoose, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)

what can i say?...

...GJM.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)

Mabel began to realise why her tea tasted funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

Why are your pics always so small and pixely? :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

i just seem to choose small pics to mess with

and saving them as gifs makes them grainy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

Silly smash, gifs is for moving stuffs, you want BMPs :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

ah, right. i'm with you now, ted.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

/BMP may be a lie..... I use either jpg or png :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

BMP is cake

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

Also I just went downstairs to get some toats

and found that my flatmate had thrown away some curry... Is is bad that I ate some?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

possibly

if it's more than a day old or if your flatmate has a sick sense of humour

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

No, they blatetly just got in and couldnt finish it,

it was in a container in a bag in the bin...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

then it's all good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

silly Mabel

beautiful British name, mind

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McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

Ive watched the balls 3 times in a row now, and IM still lolling like a loon :D

3 4

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

:D:D

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McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

it's the one i used to use

when an ugly bloke asked me my name

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

wocha darlin.

what's your name then?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

betty.

short for bet 'e's got a small one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

I don't know if that makes me

ugly, a lecher or just unwelcome ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

i have no problem with lechers

with a lecher, i know i'm gonna get laid ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

Oi cuntface, are you gonna be watching the broom brooms later?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

Yes, of course

and recording it, encoding it and putting it on my ftp server for download.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

You and your internets :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

I always use the pseudonym Andrea Cavalcanti whenever I need a fake name.

It's that kind of obscure and needlessly revealing joke that always foils all the baddies in Doctor Who and comic books.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

i've used bethany fiennes a few times

no idea where it came from, it just popped into my head one day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

Mine is the name the violent criminal Benedetto uses to pass himself as an aristocrat in The Count of Monte Cristo.

It's that kind of pointless shit which always gets the villians killed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)

one of these days

i will get around to reading that.
not tonight, though, i'm off to bed. g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

Flap has lost his beak?

Here he is from happier times.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

his beak is floating on the surface of the tea

he has a tea soluble beak.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

: D

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