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# For Griffy savalas on his b3taday :D

How to understand it here
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
# happy birthday griffy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# haha
I know 'Cat' but who is the other guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# some random fat kid
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# HEY FUCKER!!!
no fat kid is random!! - they are rounded and smooth.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# you utter fucking star!
I would print that out and blutack it to my bedroom wall, but I fear the amount of explanation required would be too much for Mrs S

:DDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# glad you like it
is that the griffy from the hsbc thing? i hope it is lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# It is indeed
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# congrats............hats off to ya
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# now that is a lovely cake!
cheers elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I love these
they are easy to read once you know how :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# nice one The Fiend....the link helps...(a worn-out brain like mine needs all the help it can get) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Nice timing! Happy b3taday Griffy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Watcha gonna do when they come for you?


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(lexplex_, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Threadjacking: Just noticed the Google logo Pac-Man has a simultaneous 2-player mode,
if you insert coin twice. Ms Pac-Man on W/A/S/D.

Sorry, is this old news?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# it started about an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I'm gonna run really fucking fast!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I'm looking for the man who shot me barber...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# haha
he has a fine collection of wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Excellent game i must say...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# It looks ace it do!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# :D........."Wail of sound"...he got beaten up in prison apparently...oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I wish rockstar didn't hate pc gamers :(
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# wait about 2 years and you'll get it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# haha - never played it...
but if Phil's in it I want to give it a go...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah! bloody ace :D
Just pick the game up at lunch... Looking forward to getting out of the damn office so I can try it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# You wont be disappointed.
its fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# oh, it better be! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I myself...
...CAN'T BLOODY WAIT MATE!!!!! I loved Red Dead Revolver and shall be eating beans
and drinking whiskey this evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# 'revolver was rather good, but this just look like it was going to be so much more AWESOME....
....I might just have to "mosey on into town, rob the bank, run the sheriff outta town, then go git me some whores"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# lovely job!
i shall be playing RDR later :)

EDIT:took me two edits to get the abbreviation correct, lack of coffee :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Cheers Rory!
Me also, beer tiredness permitting :)
Edit: We've all been there mate
www.ozbizz.com/humour/acdc.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahahahha
oh dear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] shake, rattle & roll
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent
Most fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Ahahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha, total win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!
poor old Mandeville...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# wahey:D.........comin' back atchya
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# He's well trained in the Jedi arts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm!
Memey!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 22 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ha, ha, and as was mentioned before,
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 22 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Wrong way!!! ;P
Woo none-the-less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Ooof, that one's a gut shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# .,:;^@^;:,.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ^ Like that one.

{ö.ö}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# It's yours :E
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# >-(••)-<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha......................hai pop moley :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Moley moley mole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Goatse inspired?
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Haha
Does the digging never end??????
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
It's 106 meters to the next field, we've got a full belly of worms, have a pack of ant chews, we're underground and we're wearing sunglasses.

Dig it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
.....sunglasses for when he surfaces:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Esepecially for you...


IN OTHER NEWS
TJ: I'm sure a few of you you lot use Spotify.
Is there anyway to find out how long a playlist lasts for?
I made a great big one last night for a BBQ tomorrow, but wanted to know if it was long enough (as the bishop said to the actress).
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# It should tell you at the top
right hand corner
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Ta....
I haven't got it on work PC (damn firewall), so I'll have a butchers when I gets home.

Cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hmmm
just logged into mine and it doesn't tell you any more :(

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# spotify sux
lastfm rools
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# pffft....
"You have listened to this track too many times. Go and buy it now, there's a good chap"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# What is this 'buy', you speak of?!
They're different anyway. I like them both but the Last.fm recommended playery thing is good for stuff I wouldn't have heard otherwise. Though it does throw some shit about.

I tend to forget what I like on Spotify. It's like when I go into HMV. I find myself browsing all the records I already own 'YES, THOSE RECORDS ARE THERE, VERY GOOD', etc.

I'm a bit of a cunt like that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# It used to tell you
But they changed it (as far as I know) in the new "social" version.

I read on a website someplace that they were looking into re-integrating it.

You can still see how many tracks long a playlist is, but not how long in time sadly. A feature I'm kinda missing, but not exactly tore up about.

Spotify is aweseomness.

Edit: just get your calculator out... hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# haha! oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha
A drain in pun city
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# The new newsletter
is out here. I thought you might find this of some interest.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Congrats, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Oh
thanks very much! :)
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Cheers Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I'd say that was a wise move.
You never know what utter cunts some people are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I dunno
some give you sweets and all you have to do is suck on a pink hose.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# The purple ones taste nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# That's a lie!
Err... I mean, I wouldn't know...yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Too salty for my tastes
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# What kind of sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# The kind that you can't tell anyone about
that are best kept between you and me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hoora! Seecrits!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I have about a kilo of Pick & Mix in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# 4griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# and when they're dead.
PREFERABLY DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# aw Mu!!!!!!
thank you very very very very much
I shall call him Kevin.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Lully picture.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hey Dave
HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# His wife told him to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# you're all Dave's wife now
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Aw dude, he totally stepped into your limelight.
I wouldn't stand for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I asked him to post it
as I was picking up the kids - Dave was proofing it just as I had to dash
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Yeah, that's not as much fun.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Proof reading or having kids?
Answer: both suck balls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Especially kids in a literal sense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# OMG PEDO
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# The thought that Dave had stepped in and posted the thing whilst Rob's back was turned amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# haha!
you make the b3ta HQ sound like a cosy pre-watershed sitcom.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
this makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# happy b3taday Griffy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# cheers dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# cheers!
and congrats on your recent nuptials!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
ta muchly! Wow, I'm rusty with these messageboard controls. Almost frontpaged you when trying to reply.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# haha!
go on - you know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# cheers!
and congrats on your recent fp!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# yeah!
My comments are FP-worthy. Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Ahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't realise this was a compo. Also JMG, etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# why wasn't this FP'd?
I BLAME THE JEWS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# When did the Daily Mail change the copyright on the pics?
Good job b3tans.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Did not know that.
That's good news.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# They have n'all. Bloody nora.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I managed to get a comment posted on that page berating them for it
and telling them that the Telegraph did it properly yesterday. They updated the copyrights then deleted my post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I saw that, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I fear that I may have angered the Daily Mail now
and they may send the ghost of Lady Di to haunt me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Nice one
Mine didn't get published, I said something like who is this Tim bloke and why has he plastered his name on images other people produced?
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# mine was similar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hooray, though I'll wait til I get home to read it.
WORK IS WELL GAY INNIT.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Best newsletter ever
from bigging up the Disintegration remaster to the end note that choked me up even though I was expecting it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# this
very much so
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I like the Freudian slip where you refer to "Craig Venture"
It's a better name than Venter.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I recognised him..... oh dear!


Originals for you to compare (see tail position lol )

c2.api.ning.com/files/B*FSJWkAcibTgadbT1VhkoThl6mVT2d0TyMepb5JhsDibylG9Pljcn48wYTZtCJkIkoW3KUQXh05zAWxqQhPDvreahqnuRwX/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_by_BadShines.jpg


www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rogermosey/2010/05/london_2012_mascots_an_update.html

funny how other one is tails colours too....
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Yes,
exactly what I thought. You just beat me to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I thought id re-shop him into sonic..
..but as soon as I started I realised I hardly had to do anything :o
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# It's a wonder they didn't design an overweight plumber and his clingy skinny friend
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# TJ: poll time - be honest
How old are you?

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it should be '26 - 30'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# you'd think b3ta would be blocked in school
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Are you grooming us, Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'm too lazy to do it properly
parts 2 and 3 of this plan is find sex and location. Then I'll plot it on google maps and go stalk the nearest one that 'fits'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# How do I remove my vote?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# send an SAE to
Griffy Savalas
Room 1
Ward X
Secure Wing
Swindon Hospital for the Criminally Naughty
Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Done.
I hope nothing devious comes of this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# *starts carving a response*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Oh, an engraving. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I just wish she'd stay still
and stop screaming. It's giving me one of my headaches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Crucify her to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# something's gone wrong with the matrix
I've just been emailed the newsletter before it's been posted on /board
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ooo, get you
'preferred customer'

I've never subscribed, and now I feel guilty about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# "guilty"
or "left out"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "nobby no mates"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# silly bilbo
It's Saturday already
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *lughs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that's what happened to that Latvian bloke in Canada
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Judging by the results
he'd do better selling life insurance.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Or teaching you maths.
BUUUUUURRRRN!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You smell of wee.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# That's a low blow, Mr Sausage.
A low blow.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Oh, I'll show you a low blow.
But you have to shower first.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I *love love love* your handle
Mmmm sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# They're like cocks
only they're not attached to wankers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Come on 31-35!
Oh, CANDELS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# it was a bad day for candles - I have so much work to do
and didn't even realise until this morning. I'm working from home and done about half a jar of coffee, and probably done my usual weekly post count in one day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# cheers Hammy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# under 15?
Shurely shome mishtake?

What sort of school / parent / priest in charge, allows children to visit b3ta and read the lunatic ramblings of you fucking reprobates? (happy day :))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I started on here when I was about 15.
I blame this for a lot of my problems.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# there are a lot more children than I would have expected
or adults pretending to be children, which seems more likely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I'm surprised there are so many kiddlywinks on here
But then, I suppose if anyone else works in an office like mine, they wouldn't be able to use b3ta til hometime anyway. I'm always saddened to see that so many people are allowed to use tinternets at work, and I'm not :(
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# DON'T SAY FUCK. THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# fucking right!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Damn
b3ta is suffering in that crucial 15-18 demographic which advertisers love so much.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# fucking hell
that makes me feel like an old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I feel like I represent the unappreciated minority here
The people that dont have kids, arn't married, but can still drive and buy booze.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# I wear my team Geriatrics t-shirt with pride!
We're an awesome minority. I will admit that my creative days are way behind me. But I'm not a braindead breeder in an office. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I'm in the
'what the fuck are you doing here, old man?!?' category
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# "as they set out on their journey from Bolton to London."
The fuckers are coming to Bolton?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Vernon Kay must have won a competition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I hope the prize involves some sort of televised death.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# and his last word is "BOLTON"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# or something about not being able to keep his dick in check
despite being married to Tess fucking Daly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# did you see her in that Beloved video?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I never knew she was in that!
watching it now

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# oh boy!
have you spotted her?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I'll have to study it properly later
when I'm not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ONLY THREE PEOPLE ARE FROM BOLTON, TWO OF THEM ARE CALLED KAY
AND THE OTHER ONE DIED WHEN A CHIMNEY FELL ON HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# they didnt Bolt it on very well then...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Do you have a problem with my hometown, guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nope, I'm perfectly happy for you to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *obviouses*
I'm not your guy, man.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hey hey, I'm not looking for no trouble there pal.
I didn't know you two were together.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, well I didn't know your eyes were together.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Sassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *clicks fingers in a rectangular motion*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# All the better to perceive distance... to YER MUMMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Yo mom's SO fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# No, YOUR mumma's so fat NASA crashed a probe on her ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Your mom's SO fat she's got cakes in her orbit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# And they get a gravitational kick from her massive head!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I before E except after C.
Hrrrooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# it killed the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Bolton :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah, but hey... it's better than coming from *placename*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# your butt?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You wish you could come from my butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *party tricks*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I'm reporting you to a moderator because you're bullying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'm sorry, *placename* has a fine and honourable tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *is from Swindon*
*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :o!
Poor bugger, I feel your pain.
(Swindon here too)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# American reporting in. You think you have it bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck off Big mac.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# My feelings are hurt!
I'm going to eat to heal my pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Have a Chicken Royale
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why do you think we let you keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# but you like snooker?
and don't call it billiards?

*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Get this, I'm also a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# well, hellooooooooo......
WTF does your name mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# It means the things I'm telling you might not be 100% accurate.
HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# meh - too late now
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# none of these places is as bad as weston-super-mare
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Then why is super in it eh??
Its not Weston Mare is it??
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# the super was added as a cover to con peeps to visit
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
mare mud
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Don't knock the place of my birth
and where I had the unfortunate luck to live for the first 20 years of my sorry life!

Oh, go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# are you? whereabouts?
(it is 49% possible that we have had this conversation before)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# near the Wyvern in the middle of town . .
town being a loose term :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# well bugger me!
I'm in Peatmoor
*waves*

hang on - near the Wyvern? Do you live in the car park?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Over the road by the council offices..
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# coo-eee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Weren't they born in Bolton
from a blob of molten steel?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I imagined it was this game
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/82572/1274402815/tentacle.jpg

and also sonic but yours is better than the one I was working on.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# A (very) quick Friday silly.
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear
pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# ooh,
hippy bathday
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# muchos Zak
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLE DAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# cheers Fiend
can I get a b3taday Graffiti Name please

please
please
please
please
please
please
please
you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Sure :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# *glees like a big silly*
thanks sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# No one ever asks for a b3taday dinosaur :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# it's not your b3taday!!!!!
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

after all Mu, I did draw you a stoat in MSPaint while alone in a hotel bar in Glasgow with weirdos looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# And what a fine stoat it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# haha
I had had 4 pints of stella by then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Any requests for your b3taday dinosaur?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ooh gosh
what are my options?
I always liked the Ichthyosaur when I was a kid, but it's a fishy one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Severely limited to what I can draw, your imagination and this old touchpad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I'll leave it to you chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I KNOW THAT
but if you don't ask you don't get.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# this is true
can I have a yacht please?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# *punches the air*
*spends 50,000 on a crew for the summer*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Eh?... Oh, a YACHT.
I thought you said a Yakult!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# oops
it was an all female crew too, with low self esteem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Recently out of long term relationships and looking for angry breakup sex?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# most of them yes
the rest are simply bisexuals from failed soviet states
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# cheers Cappy
is Hood-Butter what I think it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# It's a name I've had since before tinternet.
I was in the armed forces and got it back in 1982, and yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ew! haha
how old are you Capn?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# 57
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# crumbs!
are you the oldest b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# spang the monkey has a frying pan and not afraid to use it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# you childish eeejit!
Hahaha! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Please make your way to the counter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ooof, follow up spang.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Some patients don't even get to enter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# "where patients come first"
that old chestnut :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# "Hello, I'm here for my appointment"
"Oh, I'm sorry you're early"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
reminds me of a very old one of mine...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# "Why L'Oreal" you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh dear lord, he looks so.... expectant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# this is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# this ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# STAR TREK
NOT STAR WARS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# It's all the same, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# no
you are thinking of Battlestar Galactica, or possible Babylon 5, or maybe Buck Rogers or even Space 1999 or perhaps Red Dwarf, or even Blakes 7, or more than likely, Doctor Who, or Mork & Mindy or Ulysses 31 or probably Appolo 13, or quite likely Armageddon or Flash Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# no I was thinking of this
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *retro yays*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# yay for botp and the princess
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# mmm... Princess' pants...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# damn
I knew I'd missed one*


*lots
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
^ That's how you do a Star Wars quote
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Bwahahahaaaaa!
would!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Phwooooorf
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# PHWORF!
actually, bluirrgh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# This has stirred something within me....
*makes man custard*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Jesus!
And I thought my Worf was scary! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :P

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# raaaaaats off to ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of Airplane and his 'drinking problem'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# O for the love of spang!!
: D haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I'd like to do that right now
I'm thirsty and my loins are hot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha
That poor beer-tap, it looks so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# prolly Fosters, then
then

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Andrew Marr is looking quite healthy these days : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I think it a time to write
read the FAQ and shopped images only.

have a click.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# cheers :)
it took ages to shop out all the wrinkles*
* may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# that's not Andrew Marr
that's William Hague
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# or William Pitt the Younger
/Blackadder blogging
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Pitt the foetus?
Pitt the glint in the milkman's eye?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Good shout.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I initially thought it really was William Hague

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ha!
Doesn't seem like it's marred his reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# And rou though it would

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Marrvelous punning
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *bows*
Ahthankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# to be fair
i think he looks quite andrewgenous
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Awwww look at his lickle face!
Needs more ears though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# It's a young John Sergeant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# haha old fat guys look like chubby babies
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# yes, they do
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Ahahahahah, oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# hehe
isn't he sharing a house with Nick Clegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# they have joint use of a country house, yes, this is the one!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# that house is so large
it has 2 houses of its own
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# cheers herman, and cheer up
man, I want to be that cat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# he looks familiar too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] have a ice cream :D
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Class.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :) hehehehe
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lovin the "benny hill" speed! *click*
(JakeyD, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lol :D!
And did anyone do that ukranian president yet? :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Nope,
But I'd have done their ex-PM
www.google.com.au/search?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&resnum=0&q=ukrainian%20pm&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# she has a rope on her head. However I shall raise you
www.google.co.uk/images?q=Queen+Rania+of+Jordan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'll raise you Princess Madeleine (does not link to Daily Express website)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Madeleine,_Duchess_of_H%C3%A4lsingland_and_G%C3%A4strikland
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# very nice. I counter with
www.google.co.uk/images?q=Princess+Xenia+of+Saxony
aka
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Xenia+Prinzessin+von+Sachsen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Schwing!
/Wayne's World
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Merry Candlemas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ta Mu
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Right, erm
kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_marie

Actually, I think Xenia wins
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Tough one!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# hmm
*prints pics
*makes wallchart
*throws dart
*commences stalking
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# that's a good 'un
:)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Raa, Raa, Rabbit!
(JakeyD, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
haheheheh aheheheah ehahe hehahah


day made = 1

clicks and
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# haha, blimey! Nice one fella
/slight TJ for all you LOST fans...
Sky One (UK) screening the finale on monday morning at 5am - to run at the same time as finale in the US
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# yeah I heard about that
however I refuse to give that bellend Murdoch a penny of my money. Torrents ahoy!

Dunno what I'll do when it's finished, I was thinking of starting a support group
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# have you worked your way through The Wire yet, or possibly Dexter?
They are adequate methadone to Lost's heroin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Dexter is good
the first one is the best.

It doesn't copy the normal TV format timing as it is taken from a book.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Wire FTW.
Sorry, but after the first 2 episodes, Lost will forever be rated as utter dross for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# many have been tested
by the endless episodes in series 2 & 3 that dealt with relationship issues between the characters.. Most people didn't have the patience, but I think it's paying off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# On balance I'm pretty happy having cut my losses 3/4 of the way through series 1.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# series 2 - the problem was all the walking they do.
about 10mins of "plot" the rest is filler.

talk,
walk in to jungle,
walking around jungle,
walk out of jungle,
talk.
5 mins of screen time gone. Watched most of it on fast forward.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Anyone got any views on prison breakbtw?..
..was watching thefirst series got half way and stopped.
Worth going back to?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah...
S1 ends well, S2 drags a bit in places but ends well, S3 is awesome, S4 isn't brilliant but at least has a proper end.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Season 2 was terrible
they spent the whole season in the hatch, pushing the button

it rapidly improved after that, though. I think it's probably one of my favourite shows ever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# must admit - I stuck with it into the second series
but was "lost" after that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# The Wire, yes
Dexter, on and off, I'll probably go through it all some time in the future after lost etc has finished
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# And then it's over forever!
*Cheers loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# They all wake up in Bobby Ewing shower?
Gave up mid way in series two.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
If there isn't a Grime MC duo called Chav & Dave, there should be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# haha and today it's 30 Years since the Empire Struck Back
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Arf! nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Superb hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# bloody brilliant Sir!!
Your wit completely
How did you get that shot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I was helped on the M&W source by (and am indebted to) the master of satirical images here :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# he is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# GOOOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Oh, wow.
They suit it so well!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on... With that logo, and the pose... It's obvious who they cater to.


Click for bigger (140 kb)
(thatjoshguy is a robot., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# "Poland ahoy"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] nice!
mines not worth a new thread tbh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ooh!
But i likes me some Bomberman!
(thatjoshguy is a robot., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# watch out fishies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with its feets!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# oh yeah :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# nothing
the short clawed ottird always looks like that :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# then the short clawed ottird
has got fucking strange feet.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# pfft!
TIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Oh wow.
That's lovely!

edit: is there a CFB? My kids would love to see that. They love animashes on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# sadly not
it's only a tiny bit smaller than the source
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# otterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Oh my, I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha.............gotta love them feet...he'll be able to punch 'em right in the kisser
knockout:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Perfect fit sir!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Pedicure, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# This is awesome.
(Meagrom, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# In a similar vein
This is my cat "Buster"

Photobucket
(JimChimney, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# good stuff here going unrecognised...you should post more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Cheers!
Photobucket
(JimChimney, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ooooh
a very nice pic of the legendary winged cat
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha . . . whut?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Disagree.
EAT SOMETHING, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *offers an obvious choice*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I think she needs more than a little snack
in the shape of a teeny tiny penis...



(Happy B-day!)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# OK OK
but there is a backlog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Btw happy canhdals Griffy :)

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hehe
we just gave our fluffy white cat a bath and just let her straight out into the garden to dry off

she looks really funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# You gave your *cat* a bath?
Are you INSANE?

Those things can be lethal when wetted!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# aw - she just whined a bit
there was 2 of us doing it.

She's too sweet to fight. She was just happy she wasn't being raped by her brother again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# ^This^
I don't know if I should make polite conversation or just whip out my mallets and play her ribs like a Xylophone,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Ha! "whip out my mallets"
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# the plural is worrying
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
DualCock!™

Now available to Robert Dyers
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Why does this sound like it should be said by Alan Partridge?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Best
Euphemism
EVAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
mallets cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# from the inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^^
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# She gives me the horn
don't worry love, I've got boobs for the two of us.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# BOKE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# If I arch my back and hold my arms outstretched in front.
my moobs go all triangular.



(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *tries to adblock text*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# heheheeheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If I bend over to 45degrees
they hang down in front like dead bits of jiggling underbelly.
They go pale and translucent as the blood rushes out. the only colour being the pink nipple that tappers off into a bulbus buds surrounded by hairs.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# You must be an expert at hiding, naked, in cheery trees.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# every time you look into a cheery tree, I could be in there.
You'll never see me; but I could be there.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# And that, dearest children, is how
your uncle Barry's irrational cherry tree phobia came to be.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# and you must never ask him about plum trees
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Do they disappear when you lie down?
Or do they stand firm, pert and proud?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# They still have the pertness of yesteryear.
mooching off to the sides.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Who the hell is she?
tineye is no help :(
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Only pies can save her now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Still would im afraid, though carefully just incase of snapping it in half.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *votes for top riff*
lovely melody:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Something Wonderful comic
Here's a few comics from this weeks Something Wonderful. This is my comic, it was suggested to me to post the links here rather than on the links board and to only do it once a week.

Hope you like them, if not feel free to shout, point and curse at me :)

SOMETHING WONDERFUL



Click for bigger (289 kb)



Click for bigger (336 kb)



(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ees good :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Do you wear a sombrero?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I favour the panama actually.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I like It
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Thanks
I appreciate it :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# and i appreciate you for thanking me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Great work
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# This, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Serioulsy Thanks people, it means a lot
I am so use to being called a cunt and being told to fuck off here that all your kind words are especially appreciated :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# FUCK OFF, CUNT.
Honestly, it's great. MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Haha
I deserve that :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Far too much style, talent and humour
I'd like it if I wasn't seething with jealousy

*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# These are great
I really like the style
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# hehe good stuff
2nd one reminds me of Kick ass ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 21 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# these are great
but you've been given faulty advice:

Post daily, and make sure your strips are all linked in an ongoing story arc that will make no sense to the casual reader. Avoid jokes and punchlines like the plague. Draw scantily-clad cat/woman hybrid things instead of proper characters and then use b3ta to hawk your drawings on ebay.

That's the way to become popular on here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hah
Noted
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] This looked better in my head...
(thatjoshguy is a robot., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I'm going to play that game again
I wonder how much I can remember of it.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I think I could still do a full playthrough from memory
fun times
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# if only they still made games like this
instead it's all Anime RPGs and First Person Shooters... I miss GOOD adventure games. Psychonauts was fairly recent, and done by a lot of the same guys as DOTT. Play it if you haven't already, it was incredibly underrated in the states.
(thatjoshguy is a robot., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
love this:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# No roladex
Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Awesomness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Damn you're good!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Geeniearse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I think I've solved this whole "Don't draw my Prophet as I find it really offensive" problem
.


And a link in case of WTF en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger's_cat
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *burns anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# So you're putting the Prophet in a box with a vial of poison and a radioactivity-activated trigger?
Pretty sure that's a burnin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# No in this experiment there will be a bowl of apple pie and custard
He will either be hungry or quite full up
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Not true
It's a law of the universe that you will only be offered apple pie when you are already full. You will also then proceed to eat it anyway and end up feeling bloated and with an unfocussed sense of guilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# that's not universal
that's just MacDonalds.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# And my Nan
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 22 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# This is why dinner should be reversed
Coffee and dessert first. Then main course. Eat all the meat and a few potatoes and leave all the veg when you're full
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 24 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Burn your existentialism embassy


note: Not to sure if existentialism is correct. post me a wiki link to the correct one and I'll read that too.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# "why have you got a box on your head?"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Roland
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
good film
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# existential bumming
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Gah.
Had enough science this week. Last Friday, I had my first look at Python and now a week later, I've co-written a simluation program that does least squares fitting for a previously unsolvable problem. My head hurts and my eyes are sore from staring at computer screens.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# You lost me after "at" but I'm jealous that your brain can work that way
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Using Python is like mashing your groin repeatedly with a cushion
It can be fun at first but after a few hours it begins to hurt, and after a week you're crying for mercy.



Disclaimer: May not actually frequently use Python and acknowledges that it might be the greatest scripting language ever.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# All that tells me is it's a good idea not to touch any cushions in your house
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# This would be very good advice
I wash them regularly, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# This is going to be the new office slogan.
It's really not too bad - it's just the mistakes I've made that make it hard work. I've not done any programming before, so I'm really quite pleased. It's running at the moment and it's the first time I've heard this computer's fan running...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I'm rubbish at Python
other than shell scripts it's the only scripting language I've used any of -- but in the end I just use Fortran and forget about it, like the rest of my field. That's why we're stuck in 1980 or so. I should probably make more of an effort though.

Or Perl. Or Ruby. Or any of these things. Javascript. That looks "fun".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I have no idea.
I'm just mashing keys until it does what I want, which is seldom. The program itself works fine now, but the results are a bit off. More due to intractable errors between model and reality, but meh, had to give it a try. If it gets even half-way there, I've booked myself a ticket to a conference in China.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Book yourself a ticket anyway
If they won't let you into the hall become one of the crackpots hanging around just outside handing out leaflets loudly proclaiming the genius of your model in badly-spelled English and violently clashing colours.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Funding...
The conference also clashes with the in-laws coming over and I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Tell them to buy tickets to China instead
= family holiday! + assorted crackpottery
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I've been reading a python book
I'm up to chapter 5. I can't do a thing with it.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Try this...
while true:
print "MrOli is great!";
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Traceback (most recent call last):

File "", line 1, in
while true:
NameError: name 'true' is not defined
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# DAMMIT!
My Python is rusty.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Pffft!
h = acceptable humour content
p = raw_input("Joke: ")
If p = h:
print "Pfft!"

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha
Your name still makes me nostalgic
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# haha for what?
Griffin Saver sports bags?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah. I had a brown leather satchel. You have no idea how lucky you were
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *feels retrospectively superior*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# this is also good ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# I like what you've done here
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Very kind
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# This^
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# wonderfully paradoxical!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Thank's for all you're complements
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Thank is for all you are compliments?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:32, archived)
#
Martin check your grammar
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
They'll have to amend the Q'ran now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I wonder why Islam is so coy about Mohammed
It's almost like they don't want to see a picture of the prophet getting it on with his nine year old bride. Such a picture is surely very spiritually uplifting.
(MagicMoose, Fri 21 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Now, now less of that
This isn't 'Have Your Say' you know
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# LOL
that's really good : )
nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Hehe .. applied quantum prophets .. :-)
I wonder how he gets along with the cat in such a confined space.

But if I open the box to peek, the space is no longer confined.

I fear that this will keep me contemplating for years.

*ckicketyclick*
(spinoza, Sat 22 May 2010, 8:03, archived)
# clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Ackchewerly...
....doesn't The Prophet exist in both a state of being visually represented and NOT being visually represented at the SAME TIME until observed, so you've pissed everyone off?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 27 May 2010, 0:47, archived)

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