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[challenge entry] Actual BBC1 Footage.

Everyone knows monsters form from toxic sludge.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# shopped pictures only :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Ok I admit it.
I shopped in the alpine hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# ah well thats different then
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# FUCKING WHALES
IN THE FUCKING THAMES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Haven't done a Friday pin-up for ages.
I think I'll do one staring Kat:

Suggestions on a theme?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# The Theme from Blockbusters
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# topless wrestling in melted chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# The Ig Nobels
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Chocolate bars wrestling on a pile of tits
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# hyuk hyuk hyuk
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I WIN! \o/
tooooot tooot tootoootoooooooot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# colonoscopy surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Kat, with a conjoined twin named Kit, painted brown and wrapped in foil with a red and white sash,
in homage to some sort of biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Kat wins a Noble Prize
Kat as a pirat popping into some school

Or a frenzied Kat scrabling around trying to find her camera.

I like the third one.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# easy, aardvarks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# 2 toilets in love but seperated by a cubicle wall
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# extreme leg waxing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# The aftermath must be shown
Like the 40 year old virgin, only on the legs.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# mushroom philanthropist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# theme?
B-movie bimbo fighting a zombie hoard....

.... or oranges. I like oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# ^zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# /\ More Zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Kim Jong Kat
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# a human?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# what about a human with tits?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahah
I saw a website like that once, it was fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# German U-boot captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Kat on a hot tin roof
I'll be on my way now...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# What do you mean by on a theme?
What theme?

Sraw minor celebrity X buggering minor celebrity Y, whilst minor celebrity Z tears the shit-smeared knackers off a screaming, stinking hobo with her teeth.

You must know the formula by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
# My 1st cdc after all these years!

Using Paint for the 1st time too because I'm at uni this afternoon :(
DE-RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# insufficient hairage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# The pube monitoring on here has been very tight of late
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# when you let standards slip all hell brakes loose
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# CDCDC
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# BREAKS LOSE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Tis not monitoring, tis the roolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# By half!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# And a cross-line to accentuate the helmet wouldn't go amiss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake I was rushing!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# We don't care what country you're from.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# There's no excuse for a sloppy finish
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# "Accentuate the helmet"
*feels funny inside*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# fixed
"Accentuate the helmet"

*feels funny aroused inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Conjugate the verb, conjugate the verb
The book depository would be a good bet,
the book depository,
book depository...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I couldn't let it lie!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# One too many on the left.
Try again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Too much cat's cradle
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# bellend - check, magenta - check, three on the left - check, three on the right fail
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# *mutinies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Sonic boooooooooooooooooooom
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# That's not pirate like
There's no parrot in the picture.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# but it has got a cockortwo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# No,
but I bet that kids had a cockatoo.

/hull
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# MIND THE PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Arrrrrgh
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
that's just lully that is
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# What the...? Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Awwww.
:)
(empty head, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Walk my plank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Wank my plank
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# twice in the same thread
megamind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Had to get this one out...


also, as a side, I am making a video for a wonderful song called 'The Sound of Science'. It was WiLs idea really. If anyone would one like to contribute, please GAZ me.

Thanks :D

Read all about it: www.b3ta.com/links/537881
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Engaging.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# That's what Picard said
when closing the door on the toilet cubicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Number 1...Number 2!
...You callled, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I will hurt you now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# *counters*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :-)
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I dont really blame you..
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# HAHA
very good
(rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Setting spangers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
#


Back when there was the /all function this was apparently the most popular image I'd ever made...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Heh!
I dont think any of my images have been 'popular'.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Only ever the two-minute scribbles for me.
Anything I spend more than ten minutes on disappears without trace...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Thats why I kinda gave up...
that and the majority were rubbish :D
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# you probably spend too much time and effort on them
2 minutes, minimal work, instantly popular
weird, but true

*edit* - what he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# So my latest effort should get on the popular page in theory!
*crosses fingers*
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# would you join me
if i said mr. worf's head looks like a fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# would you join me
what like for casual sex or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# i'm up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Are you trying to seduce me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Well
duh..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# just need to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# this is me, you NEVER need to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# without a yes it's rape
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# with viagranol, every night is a party
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# with rohypnol you too can avoid the embarrassing knock back
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# with viagranol you can knock him out and still keep him harder than a quadratic equation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I wonder if you turn his head the other way
it will still look the right way up?
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# it will still look like a cornish pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# And a sexy one at that...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# are you in breeding season?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# there's a season?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# yeah it starts about january 1st
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ^
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Captain! She is again all time spanging your head!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
I haven't much time
so write a punchline
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Congrats to Rob on winning the Noble Piece Prize
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# As welcome as Hungarian sludge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *glowers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Well, come on
It's been one of the most notable stories on a slow news week!
*searches BBC news for more topical headline potential*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Tutu hangs up his tutu


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Slopping into your inbox like toxic Hungarian sludge!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# tata tutu
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# DOUGH - YOUR COUNTRY KNEADS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# lol
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# My punchlines are always shit
Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hotter than a NATO petrol tanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# WANTED CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
GOT CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS N A SORE BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Tories embrace wealth redistribution -
just not in the way it's normally understood.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# what do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto,of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Does the Nobel Peace Prize come with a hacksaw inside it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Detroit. Our Love, Our Obsession, Our Hope.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Panic in Hungary as entire female population come on at once
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "That's what she said!" (insert after every sentence)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# its all wearing a bit thin
so this week it's laminated
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'm sorry, but my Hungarian is a little rusty...
/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# There's an Indian woman called Sheila!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# JET POWERED DIARRHOEA BLAST SWIMMER BANNED
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# We're such cunts we can't even breathe underwater

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ^ it must be this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
this love, love, love DUH DUHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# nothing more nothing less
love is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# listen! do you smell something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Ghostbusters FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Why is Dickshit funny? It doesn't even make any sense!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/if-i-could-shit-out-my-cock/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# That name is so gay...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# making our own toxic Hungarian sludge
by eating out-of-date goulash
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# whale stiltwalking greenlit for 2012 olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# #FF to all my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# GET YOUR TICKETS FOR THE PURPLE DANUBE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Al Jolson is shadow chancellor
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Alex Salmond allays fears that the 2014 Commonweath Games in Glasgow will not live up to the standards of Dehli stating "Relax, we've got plenty of Polish Builders, it'll be fine"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Fearne Cotton. Why? discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Holly Willoughby had already been booked.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# PICKING THE WINNITS FROM THE INTERNET'S DISTENDED ANUS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# now made from potato starch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# worse for your teeth than sugar
FACTOID!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# we've all seen QI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# due to electrical shortages
the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# MY BUMHOLE'S SO BIG I SHIT BIG POOS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# loving horses so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You know it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# This week MIGHT be out before the Chilean Miners... but no guarantees
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# #000000 & #FFFFFF & #FF0000 ALL OVER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Quit your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You are Arnold Rimmer shouting at yourself AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# oh, shut up, mr. gazpacho
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# What's brown and runs down your legs?
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# An escaped ferret?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# No, that's...
...what's brown, furry and loves gobbling cocks?
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *checks for brown hairiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# The brown nose list...............read it here.... ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# As regular as child benefits... oh.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# oh I don't know. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Best read in a small lift-like contraption underground in chile
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Lenny Bennett presents
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Peter Pan fails to get post in shadow cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Dracula fails to make it into shadow cabinet.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Clogging up your inbox like a Hungarian sludge-slide
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# punchline :D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hyuk hyuk hyuk
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# In your mailbox, taking your benefits!
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU, WILL THIS PAIN EVER GO AWAY? MY HEART HAS A HOLE IN IT THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU AND MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT YOUR TOOTHLESS SMILE AND PAPER BAG TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Also available as an Audio CD
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# written by Gingers, for Gingers...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Teh Fear Death and the Bonecrusher Machine
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# DUDE ITS A GIANT SAW
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# it's a shovel akshally
...and i want one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I knows that, sir.
But it was the subject of an email many years ago, along the lines of AWESOME GIANT SAW, pictures of it crossing a highway and fighting Godzilla*, etc. Back then, the internet was all fields.


*Possibly not true
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# It's a Bonecrusher...
...it crushes bones...............................and hopes and dreams......and children hide from it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# If I was a 9 year old kid I'd want to drive it*, not hide from it.
*through a school probably, eating the teachers as I went.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Let's steal it and make a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Reminds me of growing up in Wales
good times
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# BAGGER 288!
www.rathergood.com/bagger288
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Yes!!! I love this
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# It is both fun and informative
not enough techno is educational
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Exactly & it has a shouty gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# this needs a volume warning
it blew my ears when it started the hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# volume warning
TURN THE VOLUME RIGHT UP TO ELEVEN HOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Even better now!... \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Dude!
You're officially Cultural!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagger_288#Bagger_288_in_culture
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hoorays!
i like to think it's now compulsory for the driver to have it on constant loop in the cab.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# me likey
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(redflame, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Awww
Hello little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# *Starts heating cooking oil in a wok*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *Starts heating a little Gok in a wok*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Men in Black?
I can imagine he'd have a saucy comment about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# men in black?
here you go
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# *fears*
Do you lot ever get that situation where you think of a joke, but can't find the images you want to make it work on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# All the time
Gok up there ^ was going to be "Gok Wan's Wok Gun". Can I find a wok not photographed at an arty angle? I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I wanted to do one
where two old guys are in a pub - one says to the other "Where's Rover tonight then?" and the other replies "Oh he's back at home - he's got worms.", which then goes to a frame with the silhouette of a dog in front of a computer screen playing Worms.
Could I find a picture of two old men in a pub? One that wasn't all arty? No.
I also wanted to do one with stills from "The Wooden Horse", but I don't have the film and none of the pictures on the internet are any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I chuckled at your idea
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# The Wooden Horse one
had a frame where the two chaps in the box give themselves away to the Germans by choking on a fart...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Sometimes it's easier to find a source image of a pub and drop your characters
in there yourself.e.g.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Gah!
That's thinking outside the box...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I did have one frame I used to use in John Deacon strips where I even
did transparancies on the pint glasses on the table. People just don't appreciate the effort that goes into these things, sniff. ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# This one:


The right-hand side of the bonnet is from a different car thankfully at almost the same angle which took an hour of searching to find as well as matching the windscreen colour over the bandicoot...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Nice work indeed.
I used to trawl Getty and Inmagine for hours looking for the right kind of hedgehog/desk/pizza delivery bike. Now I just use what's to hand and bodge it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ta!
Depends how lazy I'm feeling. Mind you, as the Hedgehog was saying, the more time you spend on it, the fewer replies it gets...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Heh heh!
I think they used to call the satisfaction of a job well done. I went on a tour of underground Manchester earlier in the year. There was a load or ornate brickwork that nobody was ever going to see, apart from a few engineers once in a blue moon and even then they still did a pristine job. That said, it's still standing, so maybe that's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Best thing I've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# It's 4 blokes but they're sitting in a pub with flat caps and dominoes.
3.bp.blogspot.com/_-4QWxsjn0nU/SGQhLvLuzgI/AAAAAAAAAaE/YBi0sWWNSj8/s320/spender_pub_450x350.jpg
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Bugger!
I'd happily have used that if I hadn't already told the joke...
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Wait until we've forgotten and try again.
Possibly tonight, knowing my short term memory loss.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Right,
one prawn stew comin' riiiight up.

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# one-prawn
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# AAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Meet his nemesis...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# whale on crutches?
pulled a muscle?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# wail aa poyd
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# yeah, but they're not stilts,
they're crutches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# It's an Orca Walker
(Johnus the Arse, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Do you think whales and dolphins are more intelligent than human beings?
DEREK: Oh yeah.
CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world.
DEREK: Oh, fucking-
CLIVE: I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!

EDIT: Fucksocks, that's a bit big, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Ha!
Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/sydney_pelagic_2.html
(contains dolphins and whales)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# nice pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ta!
Would have been a lot more, but I hadn't noticed there was seawater over the lens, so some of the shots that would have been quite good were blurred to buggery and back.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# ah gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Yay! You posted a porn link!
* Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Whale tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# You got it...

* Fwaps some more...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# big, but worth it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# "they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater"
Is perhaps one of the best things anyone has ever said.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# ^ FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Save the whales
save those big black funky whales
save the whales
save those big black funky whales
save the whales
but...
shoot the seals

Shoot the seals
cos the seals eat all the fish....

Cheech Marin, 'Nice Dreams'
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
this to win.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# It'll destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I'm sure this was a compo recently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha! You got Barrylinked!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Arf
I hope that's not Jeremy. I don't know if he would say such a naughty word.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Surely there would be an eruption of horsey diarrhoea
if that were Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Not to mention a profusion of googley eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I think you are both right
*rests easy*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# You got BarryRolled!

EDIT: Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha!
I LOVE BARRRRRYYYYY BEST OF ALL THE HUUUU-MANS!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I love Barry and Barry riding.
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha - ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
Sorry - had to go to a meeting.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaah
How does he get broadband in that cave*


*5 star complex at Area 51
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Hang on.
You haven't got me as a friend?

*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# erm.....
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Approving of the fact that the /talk link is still blue :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Me neither
*double-flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I've got you as a friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Oh have you?
Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# brilliantness
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "They bred Trannyraptors?"
"CFB"

Well HappyToast did say it was Tranny Friday :-)

clicky for biggie (only 160k folks!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Rawr!

As an trannysaurus expert, I must say I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# PINK HANDBAGS FTW!
I don't know why that man is looking so scared. Shirley a dinosaur cannot be dangerous when he's holding a pink handbag.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# It's got a brick in it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I knew a transexual prostitute in Cardiff who had a pink handbag
She used to carry a claw hammer in it.
Or was it red? It might have been red.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# If Toasty says it is, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# mmm... Frank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Orcs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Ooooh, I'll tear your eyes out!
No, really, I will do it - I've got teeth and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# This just in
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# made by breville?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# haha
whiff whaff whiff whaff
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# HaHaHa
"ribbed for your pleasure"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# what am I missing?
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Lines on your head
Buy some corduroy pillows!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ahhh
I thought he'd just slapped her.
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ARRRGGGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I love Word-Art...
best of all the font matching algorithms...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha
Seen and not heard
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# awesome !!
click
(wankdog, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahah!
This is awesome.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha!!
I love it, especially the look of panic spreading across the poor things face! Seriously well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# You da man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Accidental Devastation II: the quickening

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Well that's just fucking incredible, then.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha,
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
wuups daisy!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I'm a lazy bastard...
I have the day free so instead of being the usual lazy shit that I am I have decided to try my hand at learning Corel Painter 11. I've bought 6 polish beers, a copy of painter, I've set up my Wacom and I'm off.

To make it more fun I'm going to try and paint a B-movie poster for the compo. So I don't slack off and give up I thought I'd post a work in progress here every now and then.

It might all go horribly wrong, I've already had trouble, finding my way around Painter...wish me luck!



I can just fuck off if this will be of no interest to anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# It came from the depths.....VANESSA!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
shit, you could guess from that!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# SHE COMES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# now that is a mental image I really didn't need
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# WTFU
lezzer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# as long as you don't post all the wip's in new threads I think people will be very happy to see how it goes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
#
I'll make em smaller, it's gonna take a fair few hours so I think a new thread every few hours isn't going to upset the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# you'd be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
I would be
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hey you!
did you see this?

you should either sue or endorse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# there are various happy toasts and variation, I can't claim uniqueness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# what?????

*dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# it's a joyous thing
people all around the world finding happiness from toasted bread, it's utopia
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# too true
hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Beats me, isn't weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I'm upset at this idea.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# MTFU
gayer
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I am no gayer.
Oh but I do love to bake darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Looks like a Real Girl™
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Arf!
Also: You are Lars Lindstrom.

aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Great film
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(wankdog, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Skateboarding kitten is skateboarding.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha, wut?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Georgia's snake looks quite jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# hehe
Horse is a alien

also - why is Fearne Cotton allowed to live when John Peel had to die in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Very poor.
(MrGravy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# haha
so there is
Mankind has waited centuries to be able to do that joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Have a spang. *SPANG*
Poor Good

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# In this context, Hoy looks fabulously gay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# very strong bum muscles
I would have thought
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# and a flappy sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# * Fantasises
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# For added gayness
cover up the top of his right arm with your thumb and say "hiyaaa!"
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# For more added gayness
Cut off the top of his right arm and ram it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# oops!

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Bastard, I have to deal with his stupid face staring at me from my girlfriends cereal packet every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# *studies intently*
pirate? I can't see any pirate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Nice:D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] om nom nom
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# :D
although minus half a point for using quality biscuits and not cookies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I feel the cookie monster would willingly be consumed by such a creature.
But I know what you mean... I nearly used a jaffa CAKE for the body. A close call.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# But he would not be afraid of cookies.

Silly HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I thought that was the point, being chased by a monsterous version of what he loved
tables turning and all that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Well your wrong.
ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Are you going to give that half point back HappyToast?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Have I had any points yet or do I now owe b3ta half a point?
I have no idea how this works.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# It's all quite clearly summarised on your monthly b3ta statement
which you get when you buy an icon.
ah.
I see.


;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ha!
This "optional" donation thing is getting quite forceful. ;) I can't even afford loo-roll at the moment. Or hand wash.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# steal loo roll from work
and erm, don't wash your hands.
You could even forego wiping your bum if you want to keep your conscience clear (if not your pants)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Sorry.
I'm talking utter bollocks. I'm just really, really stingy.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I read that as 'steel' loo roll and thought
I don't want to work where you work.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I was told that the "optional" donation was mandatory
if you wanted to slag off Ginger people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# You are on 47.5 at the minute
I'm talking shit of course
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# *sends in THE AUDITORS*
Dun dun derrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# How dare you!
It's YOU'RE
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# No, it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Yes.
It is.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# No, it's not.
www.yourallgay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Wrong.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Nuh-uh.
b3ta.com/search/board?q=your+all+gay
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I'm afraid there was no point.
Truth is I just wanted to crudely animate an evil biscuit thing. The cookie monster was an afterthought.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# cookie monster makes it for the win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Or biscuits for that matter ...
(CallumP, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Americans call all biscuits cookies.
And biscuit is like a scone or something i think.
I dont know, never been, love to go.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Even if you do go
they don't pull you aside at customs to tell you about this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I imagine this is an example of the typical american biscuit.
www.google.co.uk/images?q=hardees biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# other than moderation, class and taste
is there nothing the Americans won't add to food
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I lived there for 2 years.
Every time I came back here I'd have two fly buttons permanently undone. I didn't buy new jeans because after 2 weeks back all the weight would be gone. It's because they give you so much and I was raised to clear my plate. And that was in California where the local produce is from what Steinbeck called the Pastures of Heaven. Yum.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# No, more like
this
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:32, archived)
# My day IS now complete
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# brilliant, is it pub time now then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# God I hope not
Haven't done my mascara yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# nicely done
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He's had it coming for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# haha that's ace!
Today's Sesame Street was brought to you with the letters ARGHHH and the word 'Irony'
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breaths) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

CLICKS HARDER THAT A TWATING HARD THING IN HARDSVILLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# HAHAHAOMNOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Lovely.
:)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I got stuck in a loop
watching that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Stuck into a poop?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# ahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Service with a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I would say 'Dookie Monster?'
but then I'm not Americish
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I don't know which I like more.
This or the Elmo scat play.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I prefer the biscuit one. I love the way his open mouth and boggly-eyed expression works just as well for pure terror as it does for when he's going mental with a plate of cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha
fabulous!

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CUP OF TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# ha ha ha arrgh!
very good : D



TJ. Joel from rathergood.com has kindly hosted the Muybridge panorama see links
or directly here


woo, what a top chap : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Fantastic!
Strange to see horses and not Mustangs on the streets of San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:38, archived)
# MON MON MON.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Specspackular!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hah
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# This really is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Best thing in ages.
Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# marvellous! :D
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# That is giving me the NOM NOM NOMs
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha, fantasic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# If
He was a jammy dodger, he could do a fig roll and escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Nice One :DD
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# :DD
he needs a theme song!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6vKzEIkNV4
(Roxon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like that.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Oh bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# a well deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha, great
it falls into the last compo too :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
# This is all of the aces.
And I have no iea how you've compressed it to 260kb, but it's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# well spotted
they didn't even use the old "save it at 200x200 and magically HTML it into 300x300 later" trick
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Fucking ace
you have talent
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Genius!!!
I love this.
:D

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
As inspired as it is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)
# 2nd best use of Jammie Dodgers
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Thanks for the reminder
:D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# awwwwwww yeah
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I can clearly see you're nuts
(and your winky too)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# ^ Wood

Wood Soft-on
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# in the HT household.
send photos.

*readies the special glove*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hence saturday mornings are sore bum mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Clearly it's Bollock Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:01, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Contrary to general ignorance most transvestites are, in fact, straight
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Silly Toats! It's DAB now not tranny . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaah
took me a sec :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# haha
and me.
DTH is older-school that Eton!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *hip-hops*
*breaks hip*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Haha - I bet she walks like most hetero trannies
like a builder in heels
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I found a solution to that
don't wear heels
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I will be wearing trainers for zombie tomorrow
Are you still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Indeedy
see you there :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# it takes skill and a lot of effort to carry yourself right and no mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Oh, I know. It's a dead give-away.
That and the hands. Oh, and looking dowdy in twin-set & pearls, surprisingly often.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# mushybees ?
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)

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