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# erm, so. yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
# NIPALS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Huh...
I just glanced at it on the way down the page, and I assumed it was a grasshopper
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
# it is
why? what else can you see?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Nice work, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# green gobler
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I must confess, my friend richard who is a northerner often uses the word 'gobbler' as an insult to assholes, or a situation he doesn't like*
he also likes 'cock-knocker' from the jay and silent bob movie

he is most amusing

* i put jape to jape and made the fuckstatement
spotify:track:1UosJoWSYPg8yMDGBPkj2b (Shut 'Em Down by Public Enemy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
# No wait, where are her forearms?
WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT AMPUTEES?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i might rent boxing helena
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I have mentioned this before.
b3ta.com/board/10453610
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I fucking paid to see that when it came out
 
FUCKING TERRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I love a nice cup of
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ouch
you know the guy on the left and the one in the middle could share teh same pair of shoes. and I hate myself for thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
# looks like they could do with some crackpot theata healing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# if you're trying to arouse me, you've succeeded.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
# To be fair it doesn't take much, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
# i've got a bit of a hair-trigger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Phwoar!
Bet she's a keen gardener, what with having green fin... nope, can't even bring myself to finish that one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# according to Mu
she doesn't have fingers at all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Presumably she has just seen another woman with arms
and has turned green with envy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
# the green was a mistake that worked out :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# sexy frog
amazing work
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Very nice Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
# neeeeepels
two thereof, optimum number

excellent
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
# ooooh, you kinky seau and seau!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# says you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Aint no shibari in my images, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# had to google that
this girl isn't japanese, but i see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
# but there is recognition of it on sight...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# it is my duty to know such things :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# These are superb fella
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# green and loverly
can't wait until she gets ripe
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ha
reminds me of the early days of mobile phone pornography... only with much much much smaller pixels.

Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
# first thought
the head of a mantis looking to the side

second thought: cor
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
Something for the jamnog weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# haha
I hope he doesn't mess-up, that looks one grumpy cat.

Mini TJ: There doesn't happen to be a list of b3tans' Twitter pages anywhere is there?
I've decided to try it for a while but am following a massive 7 people. pfffffrt!
If there was such thing as Anti-social networking, I'd be good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I'm not a twit.
I just use FB.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# http://twitter.com/#!/NobbyNobody/b3ta-people
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# smashing,
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Ooooooo...
Thankyou, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# excellent, cheers for that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
# pssst...
call me a thickie but how does one get on the list?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# ^saves me having to ask the question


/alternate answer: 'Don't tell him your name, Pike'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Phew, glad it's not just me...
Googles 'tweetdeck'
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
# your wish:
www.tweetdeck.com/
/have just followed you
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I shall 'follow' in turn...
I hate that term...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# 4600 followers!
No disrespect but is it because of your name? If so that's very amusing. If not, my God man...are you Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# The profile has stated that we just share the same name since day one.
I probably have to let down on average 2 people a day with replies saying that they'll be wanting the other one, but still seem to keep hold of a few of them.
A majority of it is the shared name, but it is fun :)
/and it's depressing to know that probably 4500 people won't read a profile before adding someone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# so you're not Batman:(
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# *not saying*
but I've given Alfred the night off...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Levers and pullies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I'm a recent Twitter twat...
not sure if I'm following or being followed by anyone from B3TA. Suprised there's not a Twitter page for it but then we'd be talking bollocks there instead of here.
I did lose a follower for trying to find the link betwixt Wimbledon and menopausal women. Possibly a B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I was dead against it for a good while, couldn't see the point
couple of months in, and I find it infinitely better than facebook (it's certainly less bloated and doesn't act like a surrogate blog)
I still use both, but realise just how unnecessary 90% of facebook is.
One suggestion to make it easier though, view it through Tweetdeck (free downloadable program) can coordinate twitter/Facebook all in one program
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# why does it always have to be them and us...
just enjoy both Worlds. Facebook for friends Twitter for Jamie Theakston.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Twitter is for people you like, but don't know.
While Facebook is for people you know, but don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Ha! Very true my good man.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# a successful career in marketing awaits you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Similar thing here.
I've bitched about it, but then realised I haven't given it a 'proper' go.
There must be more to it than an ego trampoline, so I'm going to give it a little shot.
(And then I get to bitch about it) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# it's what I did, and with the aid of Tweetdeck making it easier to navigate, I love it.
drop me a line with twitter addy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
#
#chode
spotify:track:3VRYV55yOjSFMgEVv03HE4 (I'm A Rope by Tommy Sparks)

spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Unshave that scrotum!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
# makes my japes look bigger
spotify:track:5X4TLgDJll9JT4l5tKYdiW (Orange Wedge by The Chemical Brothers)
spotify:track:3m1JFLpKLYgMi1jf6Bu16P (Let Forever Be by The Chemical Brothers)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# By crikey!!
This is moving EXACTLY in time with the track I am listening to (Non Stop by Whitey) and I now cannot look away...
(Snowflake, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# :B
twitter.com/#!/Rocker_44
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
# He likes the shaven pussies
"Brazilian, sir?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# red tumour kitty cut
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# that's some bad hat, harry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# NOON Smashy!
He needs one of these.



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# g'noon!
he does indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Is there really a magazine called cat fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# If there is...
then it's American and not aimed at the good old British Cat. They won't be able to relate.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Judging by the advert on the back of the mag then you are correct to presume it's American
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# front does not belong to back
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Front is free!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I've got one called Fancy Pussies.
Near enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# *Resists bestiality joke*
I do know there's a fuckton of gun magazines in America; I saw some whilst in New York.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Yay Woo etc!
Top Shoppage :)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Um...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I see what the problem is there.
He's got a terrible infestation of gonad locusts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Bumflies?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Cockphids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Testeflies?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# one for the Entomologists
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Titwasps?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Arsebees?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Plum flies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Knackermoths!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Ladies and gentleman
we have a winner!
And if I had an animation makey thing, I would be making a fluttering version right now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm going to go sit in the garden, guarding my vegetables from Knackermoths.

Any tips to keep them off me courgettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Keep your legs crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Mothballs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# no,
it's true I swear!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
# good.
courgettes are nasty bitter snotveg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# They'll taste better tomarrow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *loses the will to live*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# No!
You should be sucking the marrow out of life!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Trouble with marrows is
They're a bit (Cu)cumbersome
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I thought that
Then I tried the following recipe:
Bacon
Courgettes
Onions
Creme fraiche
Pasta

Makes a lovely carbonara. Tangy sourness of creme fraiche really complements the courgettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# not a huge fan of pasta
and can't eat it at all now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# weirdo...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i know
but what's that got to do with my lack of pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Dr Atkins, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# nope
professor wilding and his gastric bypass technique.
also, i have ibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Also if you after slicing if you season them with salt and pop them evenly between a tea towel
all the bitterness us drawn out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i'd rather just eat cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I've heard that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# you're a very bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
# flying cdc's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Are they Jordan's advance party?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# bollockbugs
you need to treat them with white wine vinegar and lemsip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Peachbugs
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# damn snozwanglers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Done?

I don't even care.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Battenburglary
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
I have mine guarded
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Mine's meatier:P



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# can i have a slice of wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Meatenburg.
It was a lot of work to get it right(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# exactly what meat is this frakensnack made of?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# minced chicken and beef
made into meatloafs and the assembled. I'm looking on a next project.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i think i'll stick to my gameboy blanket project
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I haz a sock monkey:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# nice!
my blanket will be fecking huge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# you should copyright it
you could sell them from the backs of vans to obese children
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Dammit I knew I got it wrong.
I've been selling it from the back of obese children to vans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# you can fit more of them on the backs of obese children
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# yay I remember you doing this the birth of the Meatenburg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# It took three wise hen:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# *bokes*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# What? It's just a very full sausage roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# exactly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Mines more nicotiney :P

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# arf!
that place always reminds me of lexx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah and pigs will fly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I have seen this before
and it still gives me a hard on makes my feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Normally the 'giver' gets the hard on
and the 'taker' starts to feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Not so fucking genoa.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Comparison cake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha, you utter shit
i'd love a bit of that cake now.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# You can't. It's my cake.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# what about retrophone?
(I helped save b3ta! smokey bobinson westing by musket and sexton, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# No, that's not made from cake.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Hmmm...
I sense a gap in the market
(I helped save b3ta! smokey bobinson westing by musket and sexton, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# That gap has already been filled, I'm afraid
www.flickr.com/photos/24216308
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Bumphone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# you sure it's yours?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# stollen is a very deceptive cake
it looks all moist and juicy, but it's dry and nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
# ^this
Carrot cake is the king.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Lemon Melt Sensation is currently my favourite
Om nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Cream Horn.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# STOP IT. RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# carrot cake is nyom
as is dundee cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I do like carrot cake.
I like almost all cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Jaffa?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# i made a carrot cake yesterday
but i had no carrots, no muscovado sugar, no almonds and no mascarpone cheese. so it was effectively just a "cake".
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# i'm waiting for the apples to ripen on my dad's apple tree
and then i shall make my yearly batch of utterly delicious apple crumbles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Just bring out the cakes. Cake and fine wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# A bit like cheese gones.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# TED FUCKING TURNER
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# & Hooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# TED FUCKING TURNER
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# FUCK
one of the best things ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# scone
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# *cue pronunciation argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I pour 'scorn' on this idea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# i actually pronounce it SCOAN, not SCON
but I thought it was apt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# This
Take a scone, remove the 's'. Now how do you pronounce it? Not 'con', surely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I always saw "Scon" and being the posh way of pronouncing it and working class people
like myself always called it "Scoan" but I've hear people say it's the other way around. All I know is I call it "Scoan"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# It's a north/south thing
North is scon, south is scoan.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
# i pronounce cone as cyoan
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Commonly found next to the magoenta.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Any Scot worth his salt
will tell you it's pronounced "Scoon"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# MNnnngngngnggmMGNGNNGMnN
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# i'm thoroughly unhappy with the jaw movement
but i'm couldn't be arse fixing it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I know this is serious business, but you need to stop being so hard on yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# too late, i already adjusted it, i think it looks slightly better
MAKE THE VOICES STOP, MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Yeah, you've nearly got it.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# That's cruel ;)
keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# FUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
# your fault
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# I know I know I take full responsibility ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# he shouldn't have eaten that wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahhaaaaaaggghh!!
That's spectacular :D
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
# cheers scarab
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# You're most welcome my good man :)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Rimbaud is angry!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Holy shit I know this person!
Really looks like a friend of mine...
:D
*clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hahah, thanks
i bet you shout "adriaaaaaaan" at him/her
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# I will from now on.

Your work of art has been emailed to him.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# poor cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Instant reply!
ha ha very funny. fck off chedge you get a dead arm for that nxt time i see you

He's a big chap and it's going to hurt!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# ahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# BULLETFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# fuck yeah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# what did you edit?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# This is how I see him all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Challenge vote: now live!
This week's challenge vote features the following:

1. One word challenge: tennis
2. From last week: What stuff in your kitchen does while you're out
3. From the archives: raccoons making mischief
4. Brand new old album art: often great albums get lumbered with crap artwork. Fix this by replacing it completely, with your own design

The votey-click contrivance follows.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# We have enough tennis in our lives
*votes Kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Anything but Tennis.
Thank you please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# ANYTHING BUT ALBUM ART
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Aye
If it hasn't all been done before, it's getting pretty close.

KITCHENS!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Album Art will be a pea fest
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ^very much this
Kitchens ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ^ Also this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# ^ Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Kitchen stuff
Album Art sounds like Movie Posters
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# NO FUCKING TENNIS!
isn't it enough that i have no bargain hunt or flog it for 2 weeks? kitchen stuff, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
another bargain hunt addict
*goes in to 1st day withdrawal*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# even cash in the attic is repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# My guilty pleasure is Grand Designs.
Even though half the people on there seem far too up their own arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# never been too keen on that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# CR&
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I have voted.
This is a secret ballot, right?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
# depends on what you voted on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
# No, Rob knows all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
# does he know the way to San Jose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# All roads lead to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# He doesn't know THIS
*thinks secret thoughts*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# He sent you those thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# The dirty, dirty man.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# it's a flawed ballot
as you can see what's winning and that influences peoples vote.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# what are we sheep?
Baaaaaa humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I just like clicking on the pretty colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# If you were clever you could create some static bar images and replace them with the movey ones, and just keep them linked to the poll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# This also lets you give a false impression of democracy if you want to fudge the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
# if we want to fudge the results
we just do a dictator challenge thing - I mean we're quite open about fixing it if we fancy it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Now this is the kind of forward thinking I can really get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
# We should run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# If you want a vision of the future,
imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever.

Or rather, a Green Flash idly tapping time to some 80s music for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# No, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble;
imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and to throw for a dog who may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular song into insensibility; imagine a figure, half angel, half demon, all human...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
# you've just stumbled through The Scary Door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# imagine
...the name of the game
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Good Omens?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# The voting system should be based
on Mike Read's Runaround, so you get to bluff.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# so, exactly what IS the way to San Jose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# of course, there's always Twitter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# i really don't know why i fucking clicked raccoons
can i have another go?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Maybe you were influenced by the fact that the beloved b3tan Nina loved racoons
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i actually thought that it would have got a higher rating because of what you mentioned
but that's not why i chose it, not to sound like a shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I would have liked racoons.
But my vote went on kitchens to stop the fucking album art one sneaking through.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I gave racoons a sympathy vote
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# that would be a fucking peafest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# 2 wins but here we go
1 Tennis: is shit!
2 WINS: Because I suggested we re-enter the runner up from last week
3 Raccoons: What are they?
4 Old Albums: This would be my second choice

* now what was 2
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I clicked Tennis
and immediately regretted it. Can we have AV so Raccoons win and 2nd preferences?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# "What does it have in its pocketses, Precioussss - A Machete?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Classic tagline :D
(Meagrom, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Nice
(cue my first ever shameless repost)


Click for bigger (45 kb)

(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# relevant repost is relevant
nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# tranbo!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Ah man, if only I'd thought of that...
As it was this was a response to Nick Griffin's hilarious claims of militant homosexuals on question time that one time.
(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Ramboa, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# madame-bo
and don't call me shirley
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# arf!
also, FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I have a stress headache just behind my right eye
caused by not getting a good night sleep due to 3.30am morning shifts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# had a good night's sleep
due to over-proof absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I read that as oven-proof.
and wondered why you were still alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Sound like the stuff to give you a worse headache in the morning - never tasted it myself.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# only had 2
just enough to help me sleep, not enough to give me a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# This is why there's an internet
I've just discovered that crows like melon rind.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# corvids are highly intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Mister Crow, Mister Crow
Eats the things that away you throw
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# i don't throw much away
as i don't eat much to throw away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Masturbating whilst bored is mandatory.
Also, how did your fortnight go?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# fine,until last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Uh-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# got a phonecall off one of the lads
asking if i'd let the gasman in to read the meter. when i said i had, he kicked off on me! said i had no right to let him in! apparently, because their bill is estimated, they pay the minimum amount. his fella phoned me back later and said he'd had murder with him, told him he was out of order. he better stay the fuck away from me for a while :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
# What a cunt.
Sounds like he needs a slap or eight.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# just because he's paranoid schizophrenic
doesn't mean i'm going to let him talk to me like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# It could be worse.
You could live next door to one of my neighbours.

Horrible scum bag chav cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# ha!
got an alcoholic next door and an alcoholic pikey fuck with a violent psycho brother above him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# well, i do live in sefton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# For some reason, I thought you lived in Litherland?!
Anyway, I get my ink done on Lark Lane at Fallen Angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
# nah, seaforth
i'm confusing myself! used to get mine done at oakey's on melling road, before he shut down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I usually find my estimated bills are way over
So meter readings actually put my bill in credit. They must be using massive amounts for the estimated bills to seem "low".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i think he's just being a cunt, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Ahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
#

well, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# No idea but the odds are in favour of it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# :)
Theme tune would be that awful Leonard Nimoy song
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# haha that's epic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# this is great, and inspired my post up above
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# original rejected version

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Well, that's worth 10p of anyone's money! *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# The people in that mine look pretty manic ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# HAHAHA I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# :D
hahaha what inspired you to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# The mirror in the bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Please talk free.
The door is locked, just you and me.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# \o/
EDIT: Bing-bing-bing, popcorn!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ScNLt2zNc
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# haha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Wonky Dong!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha:D click
(herman:D, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Genius!
Congrats on FP.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Oh god...
is the Princess even worth saving after she's been with Donkey Cock?

It'd be like a clown's pocket... :S
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# very good, congrats on fp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# lul
what game is this?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# chase h.q.
or www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnDOecTcq8
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
# guess I missed the instructions first time round
check paragraph 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQPFpJ9y5k&t=1m40s
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Is it wrong to be slightly aroused by this?
Also: Wooo!!! Top clickage :D
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Brilliant...
nice ear/cock lob animation.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Konkey Dong

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Silver-Tongued Tom


Click for bigger (422 kb)
Silver-Tongued Tom has never been able to shake his lifelong habit of licking shiny objects. First came โ€œthe aluminum foil years,โ€ soon followed by a decade-long infatuation with glittery belt buckles. And how can we forget the crazy summer of โ€™99, when Tom experimented with fine cutlery, metallic candlestick holders, Olympic medals, rare coins, car mirrors, his motherโ€™s jewelry, pots, pans, reflectors, wiring and, finally, dental equipment. All of this licking has, over time, turned Tomโ€™s tongue permanently silver. Since children are frightened by strangers with long shiny tongues, Tom is now required by law to wear a muzzle when leaving the house.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# arf!
while i don't go as far as to taste shiny objects, i am far too easily distracted by them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
#
yea, even Tom acknowledges he took it too far. but there is no going back now
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
# he looks studly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Ghost swallower
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Awesome use of CGI... on Masterchef.


CFB

EDIT: I've made a .gif of the actual footage - it's 1.7Mb. Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Potatoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# wow - good spot!
You should be ENHANCEing on the CSI team :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# 'tis not mine, I must confess
But it's a goodie. Makes you wonder how much of this goes on. I mean, Masterchef. FFS.

There are some nice disembodied limbs and heads in it.

I'm going to do a .GIF of the actual footage. Bear with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# it's not their fault
they double-booked with the annual identical twins convention
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
# "It doesn't get any more 'shopped than this"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# The boy in orange and grey coat, and his ghost (top of red circles)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# The Mysterons are back!!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# The Daily Hate Mail has picked it up n all
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007307/So-people-turn-Gordon-Ramsays-Masterchef-auditions-producers-enhance-crowd-scene.html
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# have p from way back, go on...have it!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# cockfee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# This reminds me of the South Park pottery class episode that I watch last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Stiffest cup of coffee, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# "I like my coffee, like I like my cock"
Tepid-weak and milky
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# and leaving a stain on the bedside table
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# in a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I take it black
Like my men...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hmmm?

*continues reading 'Nun's life'*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Black and steaming?
Edit: GAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# lukewarm and cheap
from a kilx vending machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# & smelling slightly of Tomato soup
even though you pressed "Tea"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# eeewww
they always have those machines in hospitals.
NHS hospital = klix machine
private hospital = tassimo machine and china cups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# bleah, posh machine coffee tastes like old tarry fags


/heathen blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# just give me a jar of douwe egbert's
and i'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I work very near DE's leet coffee burning facility
when the wind is right, that smell can keep you off food or drink for a day...heavy coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# it is lovely
but if i have 3 or more cups in less than 3 hours, i have to do a lot of walking or some other exercise, otherwise i get the bad jitters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Indeed
I used to drink up to 10 big mugs of it a day, black. Completely cut down to only a couple a week now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i still drink it
but not after 5 p.m, otherwise no sleep for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
# In other peoples' mouths.
Coffee is disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Brought round on a trolley by a middle-aged woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Thrown in your face in disgust?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I like me women like I like my coffee
.
.
Cold and bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Black is the new magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Instead of fish.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# never make me a cup of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Someone had a coffee enema.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# The rich Cockee flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: Ei Weiwoowar released


Any animators interested in working with a comedian? Just finished national tour, if you listen to R4 you'll know them.

If so please gaz me. Thank you.
(twattybanjo, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :D
ei warweewar only travels by ambulance so everyone knows he's on his way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
Not sure if anyone has noticed, but there's a new 'Visit Scotland' TV ad, with shots of planes over water, warm skies, and a voiceover extending a warm welcome.
Someone better than I (which admittedly, is most) with a bit of techno-wizardry could keep the voiceover and put it over shots of the Wicker Man and it'd work just as well.

edit: advert here: surprise.visitscotland.com/
key line 'our welcome is warm... Very warm' and if the line about 'no better place for a nightcap' doesn't feature Britt Ekland's stunt double writing about naked with Edward Woodward in bed next door, then it's not worth doing.
It's got Wicker Man written all over it.

/sadly I has not all of teh skills needed to do this , or I would. Having seen the advert a few times, I have a rough idea mapped out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahah, that edits itself :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Ha-ha! Quite.
"Summerisle is so bracing"
Hmm. Have we ever done holiday posters for movie locations?
Potential legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# aren't there a whole bunch of t-shirts like this?
edit: ah, its t-shirts that say 'Amity PD' and such
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Last Exit To Nowhere, etc?
They're more logo than advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# yer
I got confused with the words and pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# We had British tourism


b3ta.com/challenge/britishtourism/

Not had fictional locations, AFAIK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# COME TAE SCOTLAND
AN GET FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Great spot, Can't seem to get Youtube Dubber to work, so it'll have to be lo-fi. Click both of these quickly:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryg27FqWdHA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGbGu_BPuFY
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Sounds like a job for Monty Propps
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Haha, I can see so many opportunities here.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Wa wa wee wah!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Oooh!
Which comedian? Milton Jones? Ed Reardon? Count Arthur Strong?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Nigel Rees?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Dave Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Jimmy Cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Frank Carson?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Bob Holness?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Jack Whitehall?
Oh - "comedian".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *tromps*
*wafts*

sorry

edit: Nice idea, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Album Challenges are fast becoming the new Movie Challenges
*stirs the pot*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# howabout misunderstood news headlines as an image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMPER!
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1189648
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I do like that idea too.
Voted.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Nice, and duly voted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# This challenge could be interesting...
...but not very funny.

Factoid: Google translates "Trompe le Monde" into "Doolittle" which it clearly isn't. I get the feeling one of their programmers likes Pixies.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I thought I'd go out on a limb and suggest something predominantly creative
but that obviously also allows for a thousand Justin Bieber covers with a picture of a ballbag on to please the majority.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# shopped images only!
(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# exactly this
it could be a week of fucking awesome arts and imagination
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I am actually quite up for this.
edit: I foresee a week of tastefully positioned Helvetica
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# You do realise this is B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# yes
you should stop putting people down so much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ..
b3ta.com/board/10457990
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# so b3ta IS about being abusive to people?
I wish people would make their mind up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# *obligatory link to same post again to infer that b3ta never makes it's mind up*
/would probably have been quicker to actually post the link again, doh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ehhh
everything is 'awesome' these days!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# except your godawful pictures obviously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# fucking hell - handbags at dawn!
*adds you to list of b3tans not to joke with*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I do hope you're joking, all this sarcasm gets very complicated to follow :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# it is
your general tone sometimes confuses me, as you can seem quite serious at times. We need silly bouncing emoticons to diffuse such situations...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# it would solve half the arguments instantly
and annoy everyone even more at the same time :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# An all round simmering hotbed of internet cunts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# i like so i click
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# * Mind the piss...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent icon hat!

*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# * Votes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Wheee - good idea
and damn fine music
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# i dont get it
at all
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] and another one, just because i wanted to!
(saint_edward, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# What was she imagining she was holding?
A marrow? Massive, novelty, SNES controller?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# She looks like drew Barrymore
Bet she can do pyro-kinesis too.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I think he should go off and draw Barry more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
^ Would Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# wow, she has "The Simpsons" hands, too....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# She'd have no problem starting the reactor...
www.yourprops.com/norm-4c9d1f62b3622-Total+Recall+%281990%29.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# So what's funny about that?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# * Hides
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# well it's funnier than most so-called "Comedy Accounts"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# she's got 3 nipples and can't sing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# o/
Oh, hang on...
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# You fucker, I had just repaired my Ironyometer as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# :D
Click
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I don't think saint edward will reply. Words mean nothing to hardcore imagers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# She looks pleased with her lot.
Hoping not to see many more TOAPS stolen from photoshop disasters
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Click just for the fact that you did this in Paint
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# i leave for work...
and return to find all these people replying to my image, i know the pic is from photoshop disasters, found it yonks ago but i have limited computer skills, mspaint and after nearly a decade of lurking finally signed up to b3ta and decided to start posting. :) crappy mspaint pictures are what i do and what i will keep doing, didnt quite enjoy stealing pics from psd.com but it was either that or google images!
(saint_edward, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
# ...Nice to see you...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ...to see you nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Bruce?
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE?!!!!!!!!!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Did someone mention Bruce?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# quick reply
did you have Brucey handy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Always have a 'Brucie'...
...up yer sleeve ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Suits him, sir!
Although him staring at me like that gmtf
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Goodness gracious!
What big eyes you have...

Is he holding his breath?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I wish I had not just posted my Brucey picture down there.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
#
*prizes*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# You can use one of mine if you like....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahah! like a GMOS of the future!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# BRUCIE BONUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Them's some serious specs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Brucie Of Shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah... mspaint skills strike again!
still getting the hang of this...
(saint_edward, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Invisible thighs will be all the rage in 2 years time
Just you watch!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Heather Mills looked good in 1990.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
PhotoshopSharks
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# My first thought
was that she's going to break that heel off.

I know where my priorities lie
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# My first thought
was the arm that's holding that heel is on backwards. If she lets go of the shoe her arm will snap back into place her elbow will drop then her dress will slip off her shoulder and we'll see boobies.

I know where my priorities lie
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I prefer your priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# That's easily explained
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Bloo Nips.

(Actually inspired by a suggestion a couple of days ago)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# inb4cenaris!
Got a real Superman vibe about this - very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Wasn't aware I was still a meme
Oh well. It doesn't bother me much :)

Jack, I haven't seen you do stick tag nudity on here in a while. what gives?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Maybe because I haven't drawn much nudity?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# For shame!
Nothing meant by it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Blue boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# errrrrrrr drowning pron?
that's a whole new side of perversion I haven't seen from you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Not really what that image depicts, but I guess without explanation; it does look like a snuff pic.
As the title "Bound Spirit" implies, it's meant to be a ghosty.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# it's very nice
*phones police*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hehe
it's neither perverse nor porn. That fat guy wanking, now that's both :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# dunno about drowning
looks like she's been blown by an explosion, but is chained so is not flying far.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# this dear sir is nothing short of fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Phwoor....
I bet that tastes salty!
:D

Also: This is still giving me a bit of a semi..

EDIT: And... Links that way....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# That's a sturdy spirit right there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Very nice indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Stalin loses out at musical chairs...but Churchill could pay the price for taking the piss before sitting down!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I fought the war and the
war won.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Is Eisenhower farting?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I dunno, he isn't there!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!
Ooops. That's Roosevelt isn't it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I drew predator on my fingernail.
Badly.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Evil jah-duck.
Nail looks a little bit like a bill
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ^
What she said
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Pull your fingernail off to make those fleshy mouth parts.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# bah.. once again beaten by terseness
:D hmmm my brain feels like it just got warmer...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# He has his mask on,
My finger now looks like I stuck it in a miner's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# *reports*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# "Excuse me Mr Policeman, Pedonitchrist fingered a babby's bottom."
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Gah!
*confuses*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Where did you get that picture of my sister, you weirdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Is that "your dad" as in "your dad"
Or is it "your dad" as in "your mum"
or is it "your dad" as in "you're dad"
*confused
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# if you really were an artist
you'd force a blunt object through that finger to create a proper looking mouth.

by which I mean ":D nicely"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# liar - you just shoved it up your arse and wiggled it, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# looks like the lion on those adverts at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# You know how you can tell when someone does not have a TV?
They tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha! True story.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# it pops up on various websites
I didn't specify it was televisual
these people, it appears at the end of the ads www.ingdirect.co.uk/home/media/tvads.asp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Aha!
Yes, it does look like predator.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Fingerpreds
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Yoffy lifts a finger...
...and a predator is there...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

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