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We have the technology!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

he's gonna be a bad muther fucker!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

as long as he doesn't need an upgrade every 5 minutes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

It worked for horkins

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

that would make him an android

(thebao, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

i think you'll find the correct term is cyborg.

cyborg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyborg

Android
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_(robot)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)

but that wouldn't make as good a joke...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)

Oh the iRony!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)

iRobot?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)

OK - official challenge is Dinosaurs. Have fun

www.b3ta.com/challenge/moderndinosaurs/

Also a side challenge of Steve Jobs as this is going to happen anyway and it's good to collect them up in one page.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/stevejobsrip/

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rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

Tyrannosaurus Alan?

This is a redundant challenge. Obviously dinosaurs never existed and their fossils were just put there by God to test us!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

Spooky - my Mail/Jobs thing I posted earlier has already been entered into the appropriate challenge.

Also - cheers rob!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

Automatic retro-comping

is good

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

it's not very automatic

I just sat there editing the archive. Got bored after about 20 of them and stopped.

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rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)

Sense prevails!

...until everyone starts reposting their jobs posts from earlier today rather than just adding the original post to the challenge...

edit/ wow, you've added them all in yourself!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

won't compo it as it's clearly not a real dinosaur

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)

THIS IS SCIENCE!!!

W/Y/H

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

aww :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

It's a real waste of money, though!

/1990s pololotics lols

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

oh go on compo it

it might have evolved to be fluffy

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rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

science!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

Careful; it's theoriginalsteve's compo.

So he gets to be Archbishop of Cuntery for a week...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)

Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)

uh-oh..

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breaths*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

jeanyarse

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

*breathes*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)

soup herb!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)

hahahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

Brilliant!

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)

Oh, genuine LOLs.

I'm a bad man...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaaha

This wins the internet!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)

This next please

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

Hahaha

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)

perfect! A*

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mozza, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)

Bwah ha ha ha. Genius

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)

Front page, please!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)

hahahaha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)

oh sweet lord!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)

Oh i shouldn'y laugh but

pffffttttTTTTHAHAHAHAHAA :D

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)

perb

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fuscous, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)

ohhhhhh

well played sir, well played!

(Roxon, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

Is it coincidence

I can't get all the pic on an iPhone? Censorship from beyond the grave.

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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Thank goodness for work computers!

And- HAhahahahahaha!!!

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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

4 king genius

Best laugh I've had in weeks. Bravo

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

Oh yes.

Nicely.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)

I feel like a complete idiot

for completely missing the (appearantly very clever) joke. :(

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)

iPhone 4 reception / antenna issues

he said people were holding them the wrong way

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custard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)

Peaches and Cream

*click*

(raysin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

Excellent! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

Here's one I made earlier.

Blog

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)

awwww

he's so cute!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)

Awwww

I've found him a friend though

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)

^clickalicious^

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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)

god I hate discrimination.

Tyrannosaur just wants to dance.
:(

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

Is it just me or...

took too sodding long.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

we all know richard beats her

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)

at what?

I'm guessing Connect Four.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

I had him more down as a ker-plunk man myself.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

Ker-PLONK more like

the wine-thieving scum bag

Eh?
Eh?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

I feel sorry for her

on google you type in Judie Fin and it's already giving you 'judy finnigan alcoholic' as the third option.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)

twister!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

if apple designed coffins, I'm sure they'd look great...

I'm sure they'd look great...

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mutated monty, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

I like that, though it is strangely like the shape of the tin of mackerel

which is calling to me from the cupboard to form part of my lunch today.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

good shout!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

if you're a seal

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

hurr hurr hurr

(that's a seal noise btw)

also, I'm having soup now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

iThink Sardine tinners would like to have a word or few... legally speaking.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)

Christ! those shoulders

Hi, I'm Steve Jobs ... 'Sadako' to my friends

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

that coffin has sharp edges!

apple coffin cannot have sharp edges!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

haha fucking hell

thats no corpse - its an assortment of body parts in a suit!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

If it was Apple

he would be beautifully arranged in the box.

I actually hope Jon Ive has a hand in the design of his coffin though

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)

Very good

you remembered to remove his thumbs so he could keep his signal.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)

hahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)

He's doing some kind of shindig

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)

OK, so

NOW can I have flash on my Ipad?

Too soon?

(username failed moderation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

Ah-ah!

Saviour of the universe!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

needs more drop shadow

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

Linking Steve with his products No.94

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)

pffft

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

awaits sJobs 2.0

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

RoboJobs

part man
part machine
all jobs.

*fires up photoshop*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

YOU HAVE 21 SECONDS TO REGISTER YOUR PURCHASE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)

You'll be dissapointed

there will be much hype and they'll release an iJobs S

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

oooof

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

badum-tish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

Arf!

you can open them up and change things, but you just need work slowly and remember what screws go where or you're fucked.

i think we should look at the good steve did for apple when he came back as CEO, before hand apple was floundering, when he cam back and introduces the clamshell ibook and the colour imac people sat up and took notice of apple again, and he build the most splendid walled garden of apple products.

Also remember that without steve Pixar wouldn't exist, so some of your most loved animated characters simply wouldn't exist.

i'm not a fanboy of apple products, but i admire mr jobs single mindedness and commitment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

maybe it would have

with someone else

just sayin dunt meen nuttin by it just sayin.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)

agreed,

doesn't make it any less evil though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

How's being good for Apple shareholders anything to be admired?

He was good for business and that's all -- as far as technology goes he was just another litigation-prone, dumbing-down setback.

Posted from my laptop, which cost less than an iPhad and does more.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

I don't believe this conversation actually happened.

The doctor in the last frame miraculously has a stethoscope, and he has got really old. I imagine some sort of internet trickery for comedic value is behind this.

This is a lie.

Why would you lie to us?

Filthy liar.

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

and a tie

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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)

I seriously doubt

that he was under warranty.

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The MooseBlaster, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)

Brilliant

Two of my pet hates nicely rolled into one.
Congrats on the front page.

(justin(e), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)

that's lovely :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

awww!

Brill

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)

hahaha! that is fantastic :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

That made me smile :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

hahaha

likey

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

Aaaah! Proper nice

:o)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)

And in turn, this made my day :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

Aww Dirty Harry is a really soft hearted one :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

dawwwwwwww :D

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)

brilliant

that

(pikey, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

Lovely...

It always makes my day to get flowers too

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

arf

very good
kerlick

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)

oh that's a goody

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)

bloody marvellous!

*clicks

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Chumps 👀, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)

hahaha ace!

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

Ha ha!

How lovely!

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)

Hahaha, how sweet.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)

excellent

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zulu eh?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)

best 70s movie shop ever

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

love

this :D

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sof sof, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

Brilliant

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

Image challenge vote

* Steve Jobs
* Hard Sell - Come up with an product or service that nobody would possibly want, and then try and sell it to B3ta. (Joe Scaramanga)
* Design a new £50 note (benito vaselini)
* Greetings Cards that you couldn't send without offending. Birthday, Get Well, Exams etc. (H.O.Charles)
* If Dinosaurs were still alive (theoriginalsteve)

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rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)

Anything but Jobs, anything

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)

^ Please, this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)

this

jobs pictures will happen anyway.. doesn't need to be a compo.

saying that; any of the suggestions could happen anyway... so my argument may not be entirely sound.

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

a shame in some respects

because if they're not collected up in a challenge page then there's no proper record of them.

It's a flaw of B3ta - we miss collecting up the genuinely big photoshopping moments.

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rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)

can we have a way of tagging posts implemented? A sort of twitter trend hashtag thing for b3ta?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)

I would like this

feel free to poke twitter.com/#!/robtinsley who did some work on this and then either got stuck or bored.

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rob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

Why not have two compoes this week?

That should sort it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

you know

i love steve jobs, and i also love dinosaurs. but which one is better? there's only one way to find out.....

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

MAKE THEM MATE!

Oh, you meant 'fight'...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

no no no, mating sounds good

that will make a good pic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

presumably that'd require going onto twitter

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

That's a fair point

But you can run more than one challenge at a time right?

So you could ask everyone to enter their Jobs/Apple pics into a "challenge" just for the sake of collecting them, but still have a "normal" challenge for the rest of us.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)

YES

but call it a "compo" where the prize is nuffink :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

THE PRIZE IS THE JOY OF ENTERING

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

AND THE RESPECT (LOL) OF YOUR PEERS AND OTHER COASTAL ATTRACTIONS

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

phwoar.. respect

*frottages*

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)

AHHH YEAH

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

EVERYONE IS A WINNER

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

could open it up as a side compo if you wanted to collect them?

and then release them all together as a commemorative wrapping/wall paper

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

Why not run it in the same vein as the naughty shops thing (that has been going for ever now, btw)...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)

Agreed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

This. We'll be sick of it by the end of today.

I like the limitation of the £50 challenge.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

wrong greetings cards for me

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)

I love those bar charts

steve jobs is winning with one vote.

EDIT: there we go

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)

Why?

Why is this? Why?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

for the bar charts show no scale

maths fails :(

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)

*votes for dinosaurs*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

Yay! Dinosaurs! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

sorry Steve, if dinosaurs is an option...

although Joe's is actually a superb idea, bugger, too late now, sorry Joe

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

*flounce*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)

itll just end up as star wars movie posters anyway

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

PLEASE not Job's.

the internets going to be a no-go zone for anyone who dislikes apple as it is, does make b3ta the same.

PLEASEEEEEE I BEG THEEEE

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)

"Anyone who dislikes apple"?!

Jesus Christ - nobody on the internet knew Jobs personally, it's just fanbois posturing, using it as yet another fucking excuse to tell people that they've got Apple products, under the misguided impression that anyone at all cares.

If it were their dad they were grieving, fine, but celebrity death-cry is a bloody wankfest of buffoonery.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)

You have a fine turn of phrase on you this morning

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)

Thank you, Sir.

It's hand-stitched, don't you know?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

^THIS.

Sure, it's sad and all, and I do own Apple products, but I'm not going to go out into the street and carve the Apple logo into my chest shrieking 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' by Tears for Fears, though.

Oh, and the compo would be dull. Very, VERY dull.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

^ all of this

and to misappropriate THFH:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck knows, but it's probably got something to do with STEVE JOBS

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

It's also already a slew of binduns

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

Indeed! The entirety of the internet is currently shopping Jobs and Apple, we shouldn't have to follow suit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

he's bindun to death

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)

I did put "anyone who is not a raging fanboy" at first, but then changed it.

maybe I should have left it as it was.

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)

Sorry. But all my various internet orifices are blocked with "RIP Steve Jobs u legend" at the moment like he was a real person or something.

That wasn't directed at you personally.

Well, it was, but it wasn't.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

if dinosaurs were still alive!

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)

Grimlock say Steve Jobs happen anyway.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)

Maybe his pancreas had just grow?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

Captain, he is touching all time my ash.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

ALWAYS WITH THE TOUCHING

all time

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

All the challenge suggestions will be absorbed by it been a Jobs

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)

hahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)

*guiltlol*

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

Steve Jobs say Grimlock happen anyway!

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boris the spider, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

Ooo there is someone out there.

Cheers sir. Dinosaurs for me.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)

has to be greetings cards !!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)

Nothing against Steve Jobs but that would be a really dull Image Challenge

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

...and will happen anyway.

Need a different image challenge to spark a few ideas to dilute the inevitable flood of Jobs posts.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)

A dead Steve Jobs riding a seam Dinosaur waving a new iFifty note

and holding a card saying "I'm glad you're dead, Jobs" - Got it covered!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

You had better be making this!

I need to see it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

It ill have to be later I'm off to work now :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

It's what he would have wanted

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

Anything but Steve Jobs

or Products that won't sell - We did this, as crucial design flaws, 2 months ago.

Any of the other three would make me happy.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)

What happened to my "Put trees onto film posters" suggestion!!????

Disclaimer: Actually HappyToast's suggestion.

Disclaimer: Actually a restriction of Gronkpan's suggestion.

Disclaimer: I voted dinosaurs.

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boris the spider, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

HOW CAN DINOSAURS STILL BE EXIST? IT IS A NONSENSE!

THEY SHOULD BE BONES!

A POWERFUL SHOTGUN CANNOT DEFEAT THEM!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)

DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND DINOSAUR! D':

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

I CANNOT FORGIVE DINOSAUR RAINING ASTEROID!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)

they are not humanism!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)

Both

Dinosaurs for the 'proper comp' and Jobs just to tag Jobs pics for those that want them.

(bblgoose, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)

No photoshop required

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)

Seems a decent enough spot to pop this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)

Glad to be of service:)

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)

This is the best image challenge we never had:

www.b3ta.com/board/6516439

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)

bloody hell, steady

it'll never catch on

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)

I like his puddle of piss!

FUCK!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)

From mind piss to crotch piss.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)

^THIS!

*kicks over bin*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)

The ghostly figure of Mark Porter appears...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)

yay its still going on

havent seen any of these for month or missed one when it got posted

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)

Far too busy to go a gimping

Let's pretend I topically re-gimped this.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)

and therefore no new thread required

but yes, the Jobs/jobs clash will occur many times I expect

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)

This image was made by a pauper on a PC but the thought was there.

This thread seems as good a repository for it as anywhere.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)

iSquits

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)

That is no squit...

It's a properly forced-out stool of mourning.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)

your anus is weeping

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)

for the love of god and all that's holy

my anus is bleeding!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

We all mourn in our own way...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)

is it yours?

as it seems to be tagged with something that doesn't match your name.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)

yes, tis mine, Miss.

notfitforpurpose is me too, wrong tag put on the bottom for here - well spotted!

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)

edited to avoid confusion - ta.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)

move along, nothing to see here.

cheers for clearing that up.

there will be millions of these going round and i wanted to check before i called you an image leeching cunt.

you may go about your business good citizen.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)

Ta. It wouldn't have been the first time someone had posted someone else's work

so worth policing I agree :)

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

Must admit the resemblance to an arse was not intentional

but blindingly obvious once you've pointed it out!
The fact it was immediately noticed is one of the things I love about this place :)

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)

b3ta made me think of goatse whilst eating a bowl of cheerios

due to the illustration of aardman-style characters holding the rim of a bowl

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

hehe... It really does rewire your brain here...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)

(MayorBoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)

mmm

ill have 3 slices of jobs please

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)

Well spotted sir.

also the 7 minutes ago bit tickled me.

(beerMatt, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

Not MORE Jobs Lost?

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Q4nobody, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)

steve jobs died and lost his jobs?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)

THEY TOOK OUR JEERRRRBS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

hahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)

Sorry taters, I had to steal that joke to make me sound like a funny fuck on facebook.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)

its ok

i saw the video on links (for the first time) and posted it on facebook to go against the whole "4EVA IN iHARTZ" type statuses.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)

omg an angle up in heven wiv da angles an merkels rip u legend

i got an ipod apple roolz pc is 4 nonsis rofl

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)

STIVE JOBBZ CHAENGD THE WOURLD AND MADE LIEF BETTR 4 EVERY1

Sent from my iGadget

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)

"wiv da merkles"

Ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)

she may look daft, but she always knows the time

TJ: Has anyone heard from Valin?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)

are you thinking he may've been steve jobs?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)

no, but since he announced he was starting treatment for cancer, he hasn't posted or responded to Gaz

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)

ah, right.

poor joke was indeed poor

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)

she actually does look part reptile

click for big

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

(ElGuido, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha

Indeed she will.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

She must have realized she has NO chance.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)

or that the rest of the world would launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike if she did get in.

(ElGuido, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)

I doubt you could nuke that level of "stupid"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)

She realised

she's more influential if she doesn't run, and carries on wittering a load of ignorant shit to the far right, rather than put her self up for election by a cross-section of society and get beaten.

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

In any case, nobody's going to listen to her.

"...our allies, North Korea..."

I wonder how anyone pays even a bit of attention to her anyway.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)

rainbow colored?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)

You'll be able to comp this later tonight!

~~tonight~~ in fourteen minutes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)

nice!

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mozza, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)

haha i like the lowercase i

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha

(buy or bye?)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)

spelt as intended :)

/ever met an iPhone user who would admit it wasn't a good buy?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)

ill admit it

I love it, but was it worth the money? Nope.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)

I've never met an iPhone user.

They tend to keep it to themselves don't they?
(ta for clarific)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)

How do you know when somebody has a new iPhone?

They tell you.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)

Good Buy indeed

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Q4nobody, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)

Ooof

/pearoast

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)

That looks....

...like he has a massive cock with a fingernail on hanging out of his jeans.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)

HOho!

Morning Doctor!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)

*tugs forelock whilst bowing deeply*

Wotcha Dukey

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)

Hello

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)

Morning Doctor!

long time, no see! How the Dickens are you?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)

Nae bad. Yersel?

Just heard about Jobs kicking the bucket so thought I'd pop in and see what's happening here.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

hehehe, like a magnet for bad news :)

glad to hear you're well. Not so shabby here either

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)

Good stuff.

I'll have to try and pop back more often. Not so easy these days though since I became a dad.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)

Congratulations!

Being a dad is great, but you must always try to find time for yourself and B3ta.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)

Ta! It certainly is great.

Especially having someone who laughs at all my jokes and thinks that anything I do is absolutely brilliant. And when I spill tea on the carpet I can blame it on the bairn.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)

Haha, so true

it's great having an appreciative audience at last.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)

I'm hoping for a good fall of snow this year

I now have a perfect excuse to go sledging again an build igloos an stuff.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)

Is your little one old enough for that yet?

I think mine will just about be old enough to appreciate some snow-based fun this year.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)

She was 1 year old about four weeks ago.

She can walk no bother at all now so I recon she's old enough.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)

oh, fantastic news, well done Doctor!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)

crikey, the old guard are in town

ning chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)

Morning

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)

Hurrah! Great to see you!

And your next post will be 30,000, so can we have a Dick for old times' sake?

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

good one!

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

Arguably a better read.

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)

:-)

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mozza, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)

hahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)

hahaha

excellent (threadjacking swine!)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)

If they went back to manual technology

then they'd only print stuff that was worth printing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)

Not again...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)

hahahahaha

yes please

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)

Y'know, I had to double take for a second before I realised

duh!

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)

Well done, sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)

*elaborate flourish*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)

I love this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)

Monty Python ftw

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)

That took about 3 minutes of my life to work out.

Worth it though.

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Shlvng, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

Shouldn't it say "The man who ruined millions of computers with crap software"?

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

Fact:

Because of Bill Gates, people are living with HIV-AIDS instead of dying of it.

Because of Steve Jobs, people are downloading music instead of buying it.

Say what you want about Bill Gates, but the amount of money he throws at good causes has got to count for something.

Otherwise, Jobs will be waiting for him in hell with a sign that says: "Something else I did first."

(xaer0mancer, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

too late?

didn't think there was enough media hysteria about her on the internets this morning, what with Mr Jobby & all that..

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)

ooh!

she's less sexy now she's innocent.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)

She's innocent?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)

well she's not guilty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)

This means I need new wank material.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)

have you tried a drapers?

try ringing one up and asking for some

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)

pfffft

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)

i've got a nice wanking carpet?

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)

No thanks, I already have far too many carpet burns.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)

isn't there a difference between being found innocent and acquitted?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)

indeed

the only thing we know for certian are that the italian police are parmaham fisted when it comes to forensics.

i wonder, now that she's back in america, if they found smoking gun evidence that she did it, how hard it would be to get her extradited.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)

I bet after she has spent the million dollars from the media, she writes an OJ style book.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)

^this is most likely :(

and the screen play
or play herself in the movie

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

i wasn't involved in a extreme sex game that went wrong...

...but if i were this is probably how things would pan out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

titles?

"It's a hard knox life"

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)

Damn...

That's actually rather good/abhorrent

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

'parmaham fisted' is a great phrase

I'm going to use that more in conversation

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

my work here today is done.

iThankyou.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)

not in the media

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)

Tracey Emin is innocent!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)

*something about kerching*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)

why is she all over the headlines anyway?

this guy wrongly served 25 years for the murder of his wife and he doesn't get front pages
latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/10/texas-man-to-be-released-after-25-years-thanks-to-new-dna-evidence.html

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)

yes, but are his tits as nice?

could you imagine him writhing around on your throbbing, rock-hard cock?

could you imagine him relating stories to you of how he was forced to perform oral sex on his fellow inmates, with a wry smile on his face?

could you imagine him taking your spouting phallus into his mouth and gulping down your hot steaming jizz?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10562468

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5470234

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

Bittersweet.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

fuck! surprised they didn't fry him a bit first

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)

don't be silly. He's not black!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

But....he could have been.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)

fuuuuuckin hell

I did such a guilty laugh reading that :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)

hehehehe :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)

Classic Chewbacca defence

www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKi92j6eLE&feature=related

(Gimp Wrangler, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

Now you mention it...

...I hardly think it's merely coincidence that Jobs dies so soon after Knox got back. She'll strike again, I'm sure of it.

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)

fuck apple!

i've been meaning to do this since i first saw Haku's pic

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)

cunt orange!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)

wank mango!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

I want a Wank Mango!

also - Tit Banana!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)

cunt cumquat!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

dick durian

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

isnt that one of Moggy's original characters?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)

im not familiar with Moggy

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)

Its ok - someone will probably open up a museum on her for visitors soon.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)

a female!

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)

yes. One of the 2 main types of humans we have here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)

there are only 2 types of humans

ones who own owls and ones who dont

dont know what division you are trying to create there

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)

studies have shown

that the majority of Owl owners steal stationery from work. Owl ownership is therefore responsible for theft.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)

studies have shown

that the majority of studies that show something are indeed correct

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)

not really,

he's a 42 year old dude from hartlepool

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)

Felch Gooseberry.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

is that a step up from a Felch Peanut?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)

haha excellent! jobs antidote.. thought the brush were edited out on the original

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)

ha! how gutted would i be, shopping a shopped pic back to the original state

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

RAGEBRUSH

Brilliant, real :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)

:o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

*fears*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)

well, those adamantium gnashers wont clean themselves...

That was a right wanky film though. If those claws can cut through anything, why does he insist on stabbing and throwing his enemies rather than slashing the fuck out of them?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

FATHER;; MINE FATHER../// ¿HOMTRE RETUORNE? PLEASZE DO STRANGEL ME. . . HOMETR '''STRANGEL"" ME PLEASZE{{{ I ENJ&OY IT ^^^^^ SPIYKEHAIRE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)

are you broken?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)

hahaha

nice one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)

haha brilliant

it's from the Wolverine origin film where he's threatening to hit some guy in a boxing ring

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)

a comedy fat guy

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)

ah, thought so.

phew!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)

iSad :(

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limpfish, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)

Baby Phantom of the Opera

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

Why does this make me think of pacman gurning on an invisible toilet?

Oh and missing his aim....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)

I think u have the classic 'think of pacman gurning on an invisible toilet' disorder.

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)

It's not a disorder unless it interferes with your ability to lead a normal life

otherwise it's just a style

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)

so what does normal life look like?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)

One where you don't need psychiatric attention

So as soon as Tim's tendency to think of Pacman gurning on the toilet provokes his next of kin to send him to the shrink's, he officially has a disorder. Until that time, he's just a bit quirky.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

and when do you decide that you need that?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)

im scarred

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)

When "they" decide for you

WAKE UP SHEEPLE etc...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)

so it is pretty much arbitrary.

I could say that a normal life is one without thinking of a pacman doing shananigans(shdf) and call this a disorder.

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)

They're coming for you green hat

Join the scientologists now, afore it's too late!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)

I think ill just join the theatreologists or sportsologists

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)

i cant see that as anything else other than the bumpod logo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)

I've been reading too much Goon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)

wow this was so weird

I was thinking of exactly a different thing and then u posted this

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)

I hate it when that happens

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)

thats a nice font, sir

I need more less-boring fonts.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)

indeed that is

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)

the corners look like teeth so i am gonna go with a vampire

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)

I only have an iPod

but Apple did virtually all of the initial running into bringing computing and technology into the 'devices era'. Patent squabbles aside, they have done a great thing, and long may this level of innovation continue.

See ya Steve. Well done.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)

Coming soon!

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)

i want a phone with dials

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:32, archived)

Back in the mid 80s

My parents had an analogue satellite system with a "fine tune wheel"
I used to love it, especially watching star trek, made me feel part of the action...

I miss analogue....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)

Me too

I miss goddamn buttons and controls!

Bring back teh knobs I say!

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)

i saw some car radio on the telly

that operates with finger gestures just like an iphone. GOD DAMN IT its a fucking radio. just give me some buttons and knobs. dont want to fiddle around with my finger while driving.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)

It's the fact that with touchscreen tech you have to LOOK at the damn things everytime you want to change a setting

'cos there's nothing to fecking feel! Some things NEED goddamn buttons and knobs and a car radio deffo is one of 'em I think!

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)

one of them needs to be a 'squelch' dial.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)

as long as they go up to 11 !

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

I'd be more likely to buy one of those

I require the tactile feedback that only buttons can provide.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)

Now *that* is design genius.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)

I Fank U!

I reckon you use the 2 control knobs to guide the curser like an Etch a Sketch then the centre button to choose!

Touchscreens, pah!

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)

haha, yes! Does it come with a suitcase for the batteries?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

it comes with a suitcase to put it in, as it's the size of your head!

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)

YES!

This is the iPhone 5.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 7:29, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)

looks like a snazzy weed pipe

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)

Hahaha

The only trouble is getting it to sync with the afterlife.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:59, archived)

you need iTombs for that

*wears joke thin*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)

You need a special (Vince) Cable for that

And he's not been 'released' yet.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

That sorta doesn't fit in with the joke. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

*I* know that.

Just as hit 'submit'. It was something to do with Vince being old, and once he pops off then the... Oh fuck it.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)

ithink you'll find it's *iknow*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)

What? There's a whale in the Thames?

I'm going to buy shares in a pancreatic cancer charity. I'll make miwwions.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)

it is sad, but I can see the amount of mourning for Jobs in the press over the next week or so is going to get on my tits.... I just hope that the Image challenge for this week isn't "commemorate Steve Jobs the b3ta way"....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

Photoshopped?

There's no croissant.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)

Agreed

Topical compos are usually rubbish anyway, because by the time the challenge is announced the subject has been done to death already.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)

if we get Jobs as a compo, I just hope there is an agreed alt-compo...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

i've yet to see an alt-compo actually take off

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)

They've seamlessly appointed a new CEO already.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

it looks like his body's on backwards

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)

well someone's pleased...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

Pfft.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)

hahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)

heh heh heh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)

plus a lot of factory workers in China I imagine

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)

I seriously hope he does actually get buried with some kinda hi-tech touchscreen thingummy job

it would just seem kinda appropriate

I wonder if Apple is gonna do a Dead Roddenberry now and completely change the direction of everything!? I wonder what their version of DS9 will be?

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..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)

he'll probably get cremated and turned into computer chips for a super-expensive, limited edition ipad which stephen fry will buy several of

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)

I'm going to shamelessly stick this here

www.b3ta.com/board/10562283

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)

Kevin Webster picked a good day

to be nicked for being a nonce

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)

Bloody hell!

He changed his surname from Turner to 'Le Vell'

he should have been arrested just for that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)

Police said last night: "A 46-year-old man from Hale has been arrested on suspicion of a historic sexual offence. He has been bailed pending inquiries."

Maybe he invented a time machine and went back and touched up Guinevere?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)

Made this for him ages ago

De-RIS: b3ta.com/board/10299100

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

I really need to start checking the news before b3ta!

Once again I am getting my headline news from here!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)

I find most news too boring or depressing to keep track of on a regular basis

b3ta is the fun way to find out someone famous died ;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)

I get carried away with news....

Once I'm on one web site, I find myself reading all day, It's why I can vanish from here for hours at a time from one news link... Takes me back to the good old days of dial up when you really did "surf" the internet and not just stay in the same 5 websites like most of us do now. I always like to see what the "alternative media" have to say about major news, because they blame it on chem trails, the new world order or aliens.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

I'm a PC, and I'm just getting on with my day, as normal.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)

Dek-er-deeeer!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)

Durk-a-durrr!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)

pffffft

so glad b3ta and sickipedia exist, will provide me with some comic relief from the rest of the web's "oh noes! jobs is ded!"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)

^ this

Its all "4 EVA IN R HARTZ WIV DA ANGLES" on facebook today, and im resisting chucking my apple-hating oar in.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)

I already got a post rejected on The Register, they have no sense of humour, it said

"Did the doctors try turning him off and then back on again?"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)

:-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)

hahahaha

tossers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)

arf!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

Someone needs to make an iphone 'app' called "iDontcare".

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

fuckin' A dude

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)

Weekend at Jobsies

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)

NEEDS MORE ANIMAL TITS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)

GREAT SUCCESS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)

just another day on b3ta

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)

God yes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)

may fave dek-er-deeer is the little skinny hillbilly on the left

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)

Haha!

Clx

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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)

DUDUKDUKDUUUUURRRR!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)

dey-duk-arrr-durrrr!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

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