You know who get off lightly on here?Comic book fans.
I really haven't laid in to comic book fans now in ages.
You stupid fucking man-kids.
What's your favourite type of watersport?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:26,
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I used to love the beano when I was at schoolthe broons were my favourites
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:27,
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Dunno but I wish I'd kept all my annualspeople pay good money for them now
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:36,
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I think I might still have a few...There from the 90's though so I doubt I'd get that much.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:39,
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if you can stand being paid in sweat-stained fivers and coins covered in chip grease then it's a fairly good investment opportunity(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:40,
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drowning small yappy dogs(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:31,
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This MAY set somebody SERIOUS over the edge.Beware.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:33,
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what's YOUR favourite type of watersport?i41.tinypic.com/5pkk6s.jpg
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:34,
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Football in the rain.Where the only rule is NO HANDBALLS.
Asides the keeper.
Splendid. You can really kick people.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:37,
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1-2 back of the net!just 1 point needed now against arsenal ;)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:39,
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whatever you do DON'T type 'bizarre watersports' into google(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:38,
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KAYAKING!!!/drunk
*almost forgot to turn capslock off*
edit: ohh new image challenge
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weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:40,
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bah!a'shite at the moment, even with happyfpoast entries
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weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 2:24,
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I had pie + mash for lunch todayWith liquor
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applehead herp derp, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:43,
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hahahahadon'tactuallygiveashitaboutwhatyouhadforlunch(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:49,
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food is just stuff that keeps me from dyingi went to a great gig tonight and this weekend i'm going to a lot more. i expect i'll be eating food during that time probably. i'll try to remember what food i eat and tell you next week.
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scott,, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:11,
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Which gig did you go to?I'm going to the Slam Dunk Festival soon. It's for homosexuals and women.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:16,
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wouldn't you rather hear about what i ate?well i'm sorry to disappoint you, i missed dinner so i could get there on time.
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scott,, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:18,
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I think you just killed b3ta.Why are you telling the three people who are still here, about your lunch? At ten past fucking one in the morning?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:12,
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I ate foodAnyway.. HURRY UP 2AM! LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:21,
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blimey, so you're the person still watching it are you?I've officially Given Up :(
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:22,
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HEY GUYS.I'M TELLING THE TRUTH ONLINE.
b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421669
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:58,
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Me too.I don't like you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:01,
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All of my Mr T. stories on there are along these lines.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:01,
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I just realised some of them are starting to go in my profile.This will upset the lying community.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:02,
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b3ta.com/search/answers/10642?q=supermodel
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:09,
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b3ta.com/search/answers/9708?q=Mr%20T
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:14,
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totally posting some words on the internet here(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:02,
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Hah, I totally would have noticed that even if you didn't point it out anyway.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:21,
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NOBODY PAY ATTENTION TO BALDMONKEY.HE'S SHIT.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:07,
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can't make a tennis ball of match headsspontaneously ignite when thrown to the ground, that's for sure.
/extinguisher at the ready
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11,
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I tried making one of those years ago.It got left on the windowsill of my bedroom.
I hope the house is still there.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12,
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I should point out that I've since moved.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12,
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s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1241660292/1241642861031.png
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:11,
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It was only a matter of time before you got blamed for it.img22.imageshack.us/img22/3503/jmgstrung.jpg
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:58,
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Hurrah!These are all going in the mix.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:01,
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I've been at the pub.On the lemonades, don't rush with the tit-requesting gazzes, I'm not drunk.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12,
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I had no intention of gazzing you.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13,
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Not you in particular.You have milk swollen post baby tits at your ready disposal, all others are vastly inferior and less useful as water pistols.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16,
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Who is it that does that then?In particular.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17,
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I used to do that to my ex when he was being a cunt.Which was often.
He never figured out why he'd get a wet back every time he played Fifa 98 instead of helping out :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:36,
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OH GAZZING B3TANS!Why must you target poor Limey with your sweaty palmed requests?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13,
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SHOW US YOUR TITS LOVE(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13,
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Good work on the RB.I can hand deliver one of mine.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:14,
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I am a pure, chaste, innocent, angelic, virgin cherub. Yiu must surely have me confused with someone else.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:15,
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Ha,you and me both love.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16,
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SHOW US YOUR TITS(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18,
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I've seen 'emShe has each one on an old roller skate to stop her paps grinding on the road.
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Oi!Fuckface!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21,
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You are a hellsent misogynistic bad mother whore bitch. I'm exactly the opposite.So there.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19,
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Oh Limey :(It's all TRUE
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21,
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I too have been at the pub.Where, yet again, Sunderland prooved he is a substandard human being.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16,
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It was a barrage of bad jokes and conversation killing.He then stormed off and walked home on his own.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20,
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Isn't he also doing stand-up next month?Oh, wait...sorry. That was someone else.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:31,
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No, because people say that PB seems like a nice bloke at least.Sunderland is much, much, much shitter.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:33,
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I've been at the pub since 5pmI was drunker earlier
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17,
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You're the one with the epic shitness.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16,
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Good lord, the pot/kettle alarm just exploded.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16,
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Haha,I'm nowhere near your level of shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17,
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I know, you're well past it.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17,
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Sweet lord you're misguided.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18,
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No you're shitter.No you.
Let's all agree that you're both as shit as each other dewds.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19,
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Yet neither of us are as shit as you.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19,
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*fives*(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21,
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Takes shit to know shit.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20,
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You're even both operating on the same unorginal shitty wavelength.You two should seriously be best friends.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21,
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I quite like him.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:22,
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We don't actually dislike each other.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23,
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So you only don't dislike me?:(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23,
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MoT and BryanDedd,in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24,
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We have bisexual threesomes all the time.I'm usually the little spoon.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:41,
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Ha ha! Using the word 'dewds' doesn't give you a great standpoint for arguing levels of shitness.STOP IT. YOU'RE NOT SHIT. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24,
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And yet it was still quite interesting and amusing.Fancy that.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29,
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Why did you reply to that?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29,
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Cos I didn't understand the reference.And still don't cos I don't like Family Guy.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:30,
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Oh,I thought you were a vagina boob.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:40,
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I've been doing some comedic observations.www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/friz.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18,
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You're turning into a bit of a stalker, my dearBut Wormulus has already made that joke, which means you have the same sense of humour as Wormulus.
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Or you really do look like droopy.You slack jowled fuck.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:23,
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this from b3ta's number 1 Brad Dourif-alike(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:22,
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You have to put the two photos side by side and switch the names before you make such claims.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26,
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We should duet.You play the piano and I'll make some of my hilarious comedic observations.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28,
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www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2011:35&version=47;
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29,
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www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job%2013:5;&version=47;
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:31,
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www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=2&chapter=28&verse=33&version=31&context=verse
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:35,
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www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=1&chapter=19&verse=5&version=31&context=verse
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I found one about JMGwww.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings%202:23-24;&version=31;
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:38,
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And another!www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2026:11;&version=31;
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:40,
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Almost...www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=dole&x=0&y=0
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:40,
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www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=13&chapter=2&version=31
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:42,
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I think you messed your link up cause it went to a page with a load of red text and that.Just letting you know.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:43,
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OH YEAH, STICK IT RIGHT UP YOUR PLACENTA THEN(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:52,
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hoe's the little person working out? i bet it's greattho if it isn't never mind, it's going to be great, take care
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19,
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You mean you use him to practice your belting on?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:41,
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you're actually quite sinister when you try to be niceit's like you're storing it all up for an explosion of utter cuntishness in the not too distant future
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24,
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I'm quite enjoying the build up.Maybe I'll be the lucky recipient of the outburst!
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:26,
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I'm hoping that if I am not around it gets pop paged.I don't want to be on the receiving end. I get quite upset when people are beastly to me, online.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:28,
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I want to see that in reverse.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:58,
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img17.imageshack.us/img17/6500/jmgsfault2.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:59,
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img9.imageshack.us/img9/8026/jmgpost.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:59,
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I have that as my text message tone.TRUFAX
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:00,
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I have a T-shirt that says 'I love lamp'It's an XL size though.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:04,
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Why is it popular paged?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:10,
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People love a bit of online bullying(
Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:15,
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A friend sent it to me.It might be. I'm shit at computers
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:09,
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I'm going for a shower and hope to see ten more Fred Rushes when I get back.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:01,
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Let me know what songs you want on your randomburn so I can spoil the fun of it for you.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:07,
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Something by UB40.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:15,
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Managed to reply to the wrong fucking post.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19,
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Can I just send you a UB40 album?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:29,
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You can, but make sure you randomise the tracks.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:44,
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MOTHERFLIPPIN' THREADRUSH(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54,
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img89.imageshack.us/img89/3256/jmgsfault4.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54,
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A Red Sox cap worn forwards.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:56,
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Daaaawthanks lady
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:58,
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Tell me more about the possible house that might be getting raided probably on your street?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:55,
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What a coincidence, there's a stand-off involving a gun on my street.I'll be sure to tell the internet.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:57,
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There were some kids looking a little suspect last night.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:57,
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Omg tell me moreDid you get popcorn?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:58,
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Write a song about it, Fritz.And do that gimmick where you put those snooker balls in your cheeks.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:02,
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Are you speaking like that because you have snooker balls in your cheeks?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:04,
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Especially after all that effort I put in.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:01,
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Holy shit, police in my streetLooks like someone's house is getting raided.
Shall I get popcorn?
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It isn't Friz Villas, is it?If not, go on.. Knock yourself out.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53,
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No no... nobody in my houseBut I'm certainly twitching my curtains
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
It might be somebody INDIAN.GET ME THE ABERDEEN PHONE CODE!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:57,
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I'd like to hear a fat man's views.A certain fat man, indeed.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:00,
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Follow the police in and have a nose around the house.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54,
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I'll make a police uniform out of a bin bag and a highlighter pen(, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Are you available for hen parties?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:55,
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Since when have they let northern people on TV?I just accidently saw the beginning of the lottery draw. It's presented by a woman who looks like she should be on a hen party dressed as a policewoman in a Yates's, talking in a harsh northern accent and making appalling puns on the word balls whilst winking in a manner that would kill an erection from a mile off.
I was nearly finished, as well.
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:51,
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Yeah! Sprinkles is back!Fatties all over are no doubt about to get VERY wound up.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52,
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Thank GOD you returned.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52,
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not just me that retro edits thenmeh.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:05,
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If you wear a baseball capwhat logo or identifying mark would it show? And if you're a mathmatician, what is the ideal angle of orientation to imply a rakish attitude?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:51,
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actually, never mind. I see the threadrush a-coming/heading offline to defeat 1991 Prince of Persia on SNES emulator.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:55,
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I saw a man wearing a baseball cap backwards earlier on.It was like being in Saved By The Bell.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:55,
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How are YOU preparing for my birthday next Wednesday?I recommend sending cash.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:49,
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By stealing all your attention.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:50,
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I HATE YOU.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:51,
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Secretly I want to live in your vagina so I can kiss FF's bell end as it waggles in and out.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52,
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I'm going to not be listening to shit podcasts in anticipation of your birthday.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52,
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by going to Baldmonkeystuff and buying gear...?obvious answer
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52,
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Good god, no.It's all shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53,
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luckily for youI have over £598,000 to send you for your birthday. You just need to send me £2,147 to release your birthday gift, as soon as possible.
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vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53,
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But my birthday is on Monday.*frowns*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54,
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Like a dry run.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:03,
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Hello internet.I've just been wrangling through some Irish poets.
Not for me. That kind of thing.
Blimey the football, eh?
Who'd like to start off tonight's complaining?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17,
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Football, isn't it.Jumpers for goalposts, etc.
When will JMG be manager of the toon?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18,
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Who knows?I'd employ a strict disciplinarian style regime, and employ more strippers.
Birds that is, not blokes. We'll have none of that, now.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20,
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*firm handshakes*Too right, that man. Football isn't for naked men.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:21,
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I'm already setting fine examples, and my swearing and abuse aimed at the officials on Monday night will surely have gone well noticed.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23,
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Sooner or later, Referees will realise that JMG is the word...And the word is Law. Offline.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:26,
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i've been runningnow i'm taunting chubbers
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18,
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*stretches**acknowledges looks from local ladies*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:24,
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No complaints from the south-west, I am just dandy tonight.Football Manager and beer.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18,
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If a general election was called for next weekwho would the champion of the internet vote for?
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SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20,
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Me.Always go with what's best.
Always bet on black, etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20,
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I'd vote for that obama fellow, seems quite popular(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23,
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i doubt anyone would complain here, it's all great forum banter and interesting updates on their lives, great stuff(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20,
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Who's already fallen out with you, with this great stuff remark?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:21,
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i hope nobody, be terriblelast year when i done it for a week people got really upset, i used another account after the scat times, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:24,
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I'm sure it turned out to be my fault.But God speed.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25,
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i dunno jmg, i get the blame and gaz for alot of things here, people flouncing or getting upseti have no idea why, it's all you and i just provide great times
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:35,
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Blimey the cricket for me tonight JMGSome sturdy performances recently mean that Lancashire seem to be filling me with what will probably ultimately be false hope, however it's nice that we're doing well in the shorter game again.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:24,
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kent lost the other daysad times, but well done to the victors, good stuff
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25,
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SSG usually handles my cricket.He's tremendously adept on the front foot.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:26,
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We went to the Glamorgan match on Tuesday.All out for 124.
:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:38,
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Lancashire, eh?It could be worse. I mean, the way Essex played the other day, I don't think I want to watch cricket ever again.
Until the Ashes. I'd better have a bottle of scotch handy.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:27,
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i was in oz for the last ashessadtimes, unless you are 'stralian, in which case, great, no offence
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:31,
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I are an Danisher.Except we don't have a cricket team, and I live in England, and I speak English, so I support England cricket. Yes.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:33,
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I don't know how they get those balls into those tiny goals(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:28,
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Yeats was the best.Behan and Kavanagh used to drink in my Granny and Granddad's pub.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:30,
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Ireland. I'm out of my depth when it comes to Paddys and Rhymes.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:34,
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You should read some, they're not bad.Why were you subjecting yourself to it?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:36,
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Just got myself embroiled in it with someone.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:37,
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There has GOT to be an o**line g*rl involved.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:38,
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Yeats of the Hermetic Order'Now that's Magick!'
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:46,
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I read a lot of Seamus Heany at college.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:47,
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You heard about my teams unfair result eh?Wrong end of a 12 - 3 bashing. Not to worry though, I'll make the team next week. mainly because we're short of players though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:39,
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two games left, we need one point for victory over the car thievesI read in the newspaper that William Hill took a total of £77 in bets on Wigan today
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:43,
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A little fortunate, G.It'll be nice for you to wrap it up against Arsenal, mind.
I hope for an Arsenal win, as you have to play Hull, and the like.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:48,
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Oh thank FUCK for that.Hopefully no more people whining about The Randomburn. All the participants have been GAZZED now. I started at 18.44 and have sent the last one now. BEER FOR ME NOW.
How you?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:53,
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Alright.I bought banana sorbet instead of lemon by mistake. Gay.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:56,
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Banana flavoured things are fucking vile./controversial internet opinion
In other news, Hello Maggie!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05,
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I CAN DO THIS AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:07,
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Bananas are lovely. Banana flavoured things aren't.END OF.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10,
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i bet you can't guess what song my cd starts with!(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:19,
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Is it "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!" by B. Nana and the Bananas?(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20,
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it has nothing to do with bananasi was asking BS specifically because she's seen cds made by me before and they invariably have the same track 1
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25,
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Of course I can't!(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23,
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hmmm.do you mean that banana flavoured things are vile, or that banana flavourings are vile? Important distinction!
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06,
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Can you let me in on the finer points of the difference?(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08,
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well, one is the real tasteand the other is the taste of a flavouring that tries to be real but isn't.
Example: I love fresh strawberries, but I hate strawberry-flavoured chewing gum.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:14,
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aah, riiiiight!Banana flavoured things are fucking vile. Apart from bananas.
No banana milkshake, banana yoghurt, banana sorbet, banana ice cream etc...
It's not just artificial flavourings with me either. Cooked bananas are equally as vile.
No banana cake, banana bread or banana bread beer either.
Just a nice, simple, plain green-side-of-yellow banana for me thanks!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:19,
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Hello!They are, they're hideous. I was very disappointed, bad times.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:09,
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steady on now, many countries grow bananas and provide jobs for numerous peoplenot that i'm suggesting your views are either anti the farmers or bananas, forum banter, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17,
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haha. I do like you.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23,
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You didn't sign up(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57,
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how are we going to know where not to send CDs?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01,
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go to the moon and fling your cds as hard as you cantowards the earth
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:02,
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It's lucky I'm already in my moon base(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:14,
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i know,i totally saw that you said so earlier
i was paying attention!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:16,
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by moon base you know I mean I'm in under an upturned childrens sandpit wrapeed in tinfoil breathing through a vacuum cleaner hose occaisionally making radio static 'PPSSHRRTTT' noises and 'BLEEP BLEEP'(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:22,
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i didn't know for surebut i secretly really hoped
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:28,
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I've just finalised a couple of song substitutions and mine is as good as ready to burn!It's quite an eclectic mix! Hooray!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57,
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I didn't get a gaz,I didn't sign up or anything though
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57,
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Top organising.On a related note, does anyone know how much it costs to send a CD to Germany and South Africa?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57,
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Yeah. Sorry about that.It's how it got randomed :(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58,
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It's no problem.What are the rules again? All random apart from 4 substitutions?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59,
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to be honest, i kind of need a recap of the rules as wellsince the calendar entry has been and gone
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:07,
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S'okay, I bookmarked it!a) the compilations MUST be a random collection of songs, so stick your music deely on shuffle or randomise or whatever and choose the first 18 tracks it throws up.
b) you can have up to three song substitutions and two same artist swaps.
c) if you sign up, PLEASE make sure you actually take part. I can’t cope with disappointed B3tans or angry B3tans gazzing me constantly asking where the hell their cds are. If I have to deal with loads of these, there’ll be hell to pay.
d) the date to get them posted off by is 18th May. You have absolutely no excuse to be a lazy shitbag about this. You've got tonnes of time.
©Fighty Irish Industries 2009
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:09,
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You can still read the calendar entry though...just click on 'this month'.
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thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10,
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Oh my God.She'd have been told to GET TO FUCK
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59,
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Just send a CD with "FUCK OFF, SPASTIC" on a loop(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:00,
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Whine whine whine...I'm good, I played football for my company's football team today. We lost 12 - 3, but I'd like you to know I was only responsible for conceding 2 of those goals.
Thanks for doing the Random Burn, you are most awesome for doing so.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58,
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i'm making mine nowmy people are super lucky
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59,
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One of the songs on mine has the same name (different spelling) as a b3tan I'm sending it to!IMAGINE THAT!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01,
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Not at best.Eating some grapes. Watching old south park. planning stuff to do over the next couple of days.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01,
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boring errandsbill paying, paying the deposit on my house, doctors, optician, join the new gym. lots of spending and not a lot of goods.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:37,
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i've just run 10kmeveryone else is worse than me, because of that
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:03,
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I've run 10km as wellNot at once, though. Should be 15km by 2011.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05,
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Pffft!I walk about 5 miles per day - balances it out :P
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08,
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*runs around you while you walk*SPEED IT UP, TUBS
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17,
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I'll see if I can start burning tonightShould all be sent out on Monday.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:03,
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I'm pretty good.It was my day off, I had my hair cut, I have been happy with it for a whole seven hours now which is very nearly a record.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05,
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I am scared of hairdressers ):(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06,
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Is ): you looking out from under a long fringe?(
The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10,
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in what way?I mean I've never worried about them in a Sweeney Todd kind of way, but I have been known to put off going simply because I cannot handle being in a hot noisy room while trying to make meaningless conversation with someone who expects me to give a shit about 'layering' and 'feathering' and fuck knows what else.
Male hairdresser this time. Great improvement.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:13,
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Thank you!Mine won't get done until after the 26th May. Essay hand-in date.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08,
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I won an election today.What's the best thing you've won?
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Comma, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:37,
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Cash.Not enough to change my life.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:39,
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And certainly not enough to change me.Godammit.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:40,
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get the tits done now and keep saving up(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:53,
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You're so beastly to me.*sobs*
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55,
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Is this a new meme?What did you have for lunch?
Any news on the tools? Dreaming a bit, I know.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:00,
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some snot-nosed 14 year old is probably using them to rip out car stereos(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:01,
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the fucker, if he damages my ph tester i swear i'll do time!!!not really, he probably has his reasons for turning to the lifestyle he's in, i'm not judging him, cool
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:04,
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i did it a year or so agoit was great, i am re-using it as i have no ideas, sorry, nope my tools are gone, bad times, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:03,
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A TV in a raffle(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:40,
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The title of Sexiest ONLINE Girl(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:40,
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400 QuatloosI bet on the newcomers
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:40,
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the 500m insideout sprint(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:40,
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the salt pit was the hardest partthen the vinegar leap
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:43,
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What have you been elected to do?(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:42,
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Gloat about winning.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:45,
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I nick pens and packs of photocopier paper from work all the time.***SUBTHREAD THREADJACK***
Apart from your wages and pension, what's the biggest/most expensive thing you've managed to get out of your work, legal or otherwise?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:48,
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When I worked for Pets At Home, I once came home with £20 of cat food.Because it was going out of date in a month.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:50,
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I've only ever had part time jobs.I did once come away with a laser though.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55,
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Did you have a cat at the time?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:54,
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Did you share your bounty with your cat?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:56,
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no he ate both sections, the cat had the cat food, loljust kidding, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:58,
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Some of it.There was far too much for one cat to eat in a month, so I donated the rest to the local vet.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:59,
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ahh man that's kind, vietnam soldiers don't get the respect they deservewell done you, not that i condone the american invasion of vietnam, but then i'm not really here to judge, no offence, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:01,
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Don't bother giving it to vets, they get it cheap.Shelters need it more.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:25,
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I'm thinking it's too late for that advice(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:26,
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Wasn't a shelter within easy reach at the time.Nearest was a good 45 min drive.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:26,
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Inconsiderate cunt.You kill shelter puppies. You're worse than Obama.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:29,
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Yes, yes,kittens.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:32,
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this one time right,I took home a pair of scissors accidentally, then brought them back the next day
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:00,
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it wasn't a little pair of scissors, it was proper big scissorsthis is major stuff.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:37,
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i'm glad to hear you returned them, do you think you should maybe do a little more to make up for the overnight loan?maybe not, i'm sure you work hard enough, i wouldn't know, no offence, all cool
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:44,
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I bet you sat up all night trimming the rind off all your bacon, secretly mocking your employers with every strip of fat you sliced(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:45,
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i bought expensive (for me) bacon the other dayi'm not keen on the rind so i cut it off, i decided to fry it anyway, it was lovely, great times, although if you dont eat pork as you don't enjoy it or for religious reasons , no offence ment, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:48,
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there are still little bits of fatdried on
I smell it to remind myself
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:50,
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The philosophy society.Though inaugurations aren't for another two weeks, so I don't have any power yet.
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Comma, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:25,
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power ?in a philosophical society ?? have you thought this through ....... ?
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2nd prize in a beauty contestthere was only 2 competitors
:((((
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:43,
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A box of Terry's All Goldor medals at an international martial arts tournament. Or the love of a good woman, of course.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:43,
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Did you win the love of a good woman in the same sense that you win an item in an ebay auction?Did you get your wife off ebay?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:46,
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Could have been worse.It might have been at the Sunday meat raffle at the local rough pub.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:18,
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VodkaBut only because it is the last thing I won and I can't remember anything else.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:43,
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When you plan to start claiming expenses?(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:44,
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The heart of a beautiful woman.It was delicious.
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nick the greek, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:45,
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South-East England Air Guitar Championship 2003(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:47,
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The Fen Cow Tipping Championships (Runner up) 2008-9(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:49,
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is runner-up a ranking or a technique?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:50,
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It's all about guile and stelth you know.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:52,
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Jurassic PARK dude, that's like, woah, totally bionic(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:51,
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Woah dude.Like, totally prehistoric, yeah?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:32,
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You won the mumps.You're always popular in the disease community.
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Comma, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:56,
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Fuck all, I never seem to win stuff.Just had a good bitching session with the nurse I mentioned before. I'm getting excited about leaving work now.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55,
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I am the worst gambler ever.I've probably spent about £150 in my life betting on horses and greyhounds on nights out and so on, I've never won a penny.
I've won infinitely more betting on the Eurovision Song Contest.
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Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:59,
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You're just a beginner. Keep at it.300 bets is just practice, now you can go for the big win.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:02,
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you nurses work so hard, it must be hard looking after sick people all dayi couldn't do it, you all deserve a payrise
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:00,
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Animals, but cheers.I think.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:15,
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i'm sure some of them are, but try and keep a position of calmi know i wouldn't like to deal with some of the folks society drags up these days, but social problems are not really what i'm qualified to discuss as a topic, good stuff
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:21,
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I don't like this new you(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:20,
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God only knows.I never win things.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:02,
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I won an mp3 player at a charity casino night years and years agoI also came second in a talent contest when I was about 13. I sang that shit Desreee song and wore denim hotpants *shame*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:18,
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I once won an Anglian Water ice cube tray at the Essex show...It was almost worth missing school for.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:32,
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God that young one on Never Did Me Any Harm has some mouth on her.Needs a good slap.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:39,
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How much of your personal life are you willing to share with your work colleagues?Do they know the names of your kids and what you studied at university, or can they go fuck themselves if you think you're associating yourself with them for anything other that the task in hand?
If you dont have a job, you're a worthless povvo.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:42,
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Much more than I share with the internet.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:44,
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How long has b3ta said I'm on the dole, now?When does your dole get cut off?
Surely by now I'm sans dole, and am quite simply broke?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:45,
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HELLO JMG!You'd never believe this... a GIRL who I'm SEEING has got me DERREN BROWN tickets for my BIRTHDAY.
Theatre Royal! Second row!
I think I'm pretty chuffed
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Bullshit.You don't have a birthday.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52,
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his face is so wide he has to blow the candles out across a birthweek or something(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55,
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Derren Brown?sweet
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:54,
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*Firm handshakes*Careful. I hear he's a fruit & nut.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55,
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Be carefulhe might hypnotise the audience into believing he's done a show, then nip off to the pub for two hours.
You can't be too careful with that sort of tricksy scallywag.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:19,
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i think due to the emotional issues you are probably intitled to income support sickness benifits(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:54,
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Either thator some sort of grant from HMG to support all the hard work he does to combat obesity.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:21,
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maybe he lives of the money he got from the criminal injuries claim he made for being molested(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:34,
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AHAA! I put it to you Mister Jamuel Masterson Geordie, that you are in fact...*dramatic pause*
*turns to camera*
NOT DOLE AT ALL!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:45,
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Aha!raisin suspicions, I see...
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:21,
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I am the exact opposite.:(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:47,
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HO'WAY MAN THE NOO MAN PET!It's why we're such a force in crime fighting.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:56,
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i tell them a pack of liesthey're all men and bigger fucking gossips than any women i've ever worked with
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:44,
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I make a point of not socialising with colleaguessitting in a pub talking about work gets a bit dull after approximately three nanoseconds
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:45,
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I do the socialising bit, but if people start talking about work, I wander off and play pool or something(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:46,
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quicker if you work in IT and you have the proper geek with you :((
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:47,
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I also hate dickheads on trains who talk about work BEFORE THEY'RE EVEN AT THE OFFICEcunts
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:49,
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I usually keep my work and personal life very seperateit's not like I share my time with them through choice.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:45,
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I'll tell them pretty much anything they ask.None of them know I'm a b3tan though, apart from the bloke I met on here first.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:46,
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I think it would be a bad thing if they saw the kinds of things I post on /board.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:33,
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My job's a bit mind-numbingso we have a tendency to chat as we work. I've shared things I probably shouldn't have shared and know things I probably would prefer not to know.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:46,
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I know who slept with who at the office socialeven though he's married and she might have a certain transmitable disease.
Human Resources ask me to inform them who's pregnant, because I normally know two or three months before they do.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:48,
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how do you tell the difference between fat and baby when you punch them for using the transitive instead of the OIJJIOPARG(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52,
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Poland doesn't have fat chicksthey were banned under Communism
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55,
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I have many pictures from the Internet to disprove thisalthough I'm not going to link them here.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:24,
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They're Ukraniansdirtying the proud reputation of Lechia, the chubsome bitches.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:32,
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we don't have that many people.Which is probably also a factor - it's easy to share stuff with the same half-dozen people you see every day, less so if there's a couple of hundred people and a certain amount of turnover.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:53,
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My company is also tinyWhich is good as I like the majority of people I work with, but it is harder to escape the twattish ones.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:12,
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'good weekend?''yeah not bad, you?'
'yeah alright'
is about the extent of it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:49,
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dixons would be pretty coolI mean have you seen the cameras behind the desks? touching those is staff only baby.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:53,
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I don't think dixons exist anymore, DO I EXIST ANYMORE?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:58,
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oh man, you'd get to sell Coverplan!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:00,
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Oh yeah, and I'd be in charge of all the gold plated scart bling(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:01,
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five years of that and you'd almost certainly be considered for a deputy assistant manager role(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:06,
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I share what I want to share.People think I am fairly open at work, but that's what I want them to think. A lot of my personal life is hidden.
I do socialise with work people though, mainly because the people that I work with are a lot of fun and we have a 'no talking shop whilst drinking shots' rule ;)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:51,
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^pretty much all of this to be honest!Hello lovely. How're you?
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52,
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Two epic attacks and some minor wheezing, which is an awesome improvement on yesterday.I'm toying with the idea of work tomorrow, but nobody at work thinks that is a good idea.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:54,
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At the school I work in no one really knows anything about me.At uni, my personal tutor knows more about me than I think she wants to to. I'm an offline oversharer as well as online.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52,
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I'm not keen on sharing my personal lifewith my work colleagues, but I'm OK sharing it with my uni mates
I'm not sure why, but I guess I don't want to give them anything to gossip about
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:53,
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fuck off am I worthlessI just fixed the fridge
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:54,
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My colleagues used to teach my children, they know a lot of my personal history(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55,
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probably best you didn't tell them about the KGB stuff though(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:04,
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i'm friends with the fellas i work withi have no secrets from anyone, ever, my life is like an open book
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:56,
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Go on then, what colour knickers are you wearing?(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:58,
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I'm close with the other Irish nurse in the practice, she knows more about me than anyone else there.But not everything.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:03,
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does she know you're secretly from east anglia and the accent is all a big fake?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:04,
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I tend not to share too muchStupid fat bitch on the other hand tells me everything, whether I'm listening or not. She was off today though and it was nice.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:04,
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that's a mirror lovelol, forum banter, no offence, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:06,
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LOLWhy the disclaimer?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:07,
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yes you do, your a mumhardest job in the world, a women told me that
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:13,
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not if they're a paedomumIt's probably quite relaxing
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:17,
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i just saw micheal jackson on all star family fortunesit seems the answer to 'where do you take your kids as a treat?' is not up the shitter
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:21,
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no it isn'tworking a trawler in the north sea is at least twice as hard
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:19,
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oh come on now fishing is easy, it's hardly rocket surgery(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:22,
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I don't share muchThey know which village I live in, that I have 2 kids and a recording studio but not much more than that. There are possibly one or two that I may tell more to.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:18,
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I fell over THREE times today.Once on my own, just walking down the street - totally wiped out and grazed my knee putting a hole in my tights, then once with my flatmate while crossing the road and right in front of a car which luckily saw me and stopped in time, then one on the path towards our front door and grazed my other knee and put a hole in the other knee of my tights! And I had the first of my formal written finals and it went terribly and I didn't even finish. And my essay's not going anywhere but I've given myself the night off tonight cos it's my friend's birthday but I can't wear the dress I wanted to cos I now have two grazed knees. Bad day.
Ask me a question.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:04,
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as the day is far from over, do you intend falling again, or will you leave it at three?
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vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:06,
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That all depends if I wear sensible shoes out this evening.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:07,
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how about wearing one sensible shoe, and one unsensible shoe?
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vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:09,
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or strap a wok to your feet and fill it with concrete, thus becoming a human weeble(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10,
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This is probably something to do with you having sex and not letting boys on the internet have sex with you.Causing many wobbles.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:06,
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Mulberry, starring Him Out Of Brush Strokes.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11,
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What is this doing up here?JMG'S FAULT.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11,
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oh badger, i'm affraid i can't allow thisno offence, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12,
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I like this new, magnanimous Mongychops.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:13,
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the son of death is sent to collect an old women, but stays around to help her live out her live, the name of the sitcom and the male lead please?(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:08,
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it's not your bloody question, and you are WRONGonly kidding, bit of forum banter, no offence, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11,
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i think that was probably my finest week of upsetting people onlineforum banter, great
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:13,
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Ashley and Elaine are a young couple who live together and are in love but have different outlooks on life.For a bonus 10 points, who played Ashley's dad?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17,
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i belive BADGER!!!! this young man got the ten points when i first asked the question relating to The two of usBADGER!!!
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:29,
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technically we are both right but i'm not the kind of internet forum user that would make a big deal about itit's only a) a game on b) the internet after all
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:44,
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Where you wearing silly shoes?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:09,
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Nope. Nice sensible boots.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10,
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this could be the problem.six-inch heels at least hurt your feet so much that you are forced to concentrate on walking properly.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19,
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Oh dear sweetheart, are you getting enough sleep?(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10,
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No, I'm too stressed. Sleep can wait 20 days, as can everything else.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12,
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Aww, I have some ace drugs and a walking frame I could offer you(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:37,
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I applaud this kind of behaviour (:(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11,
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My question is: if we met, would you give me a cuddle?(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12,
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Of course I would.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:13,
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Very soon. When are you going?EDIT: ooops, thought you were talking to me...
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:39,
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strap a couple of barbie plasters over them.height of fashion that. also, GUTTED
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:14,
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I have Superted plasters.Barbie's for losers.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17,
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I made too much food,should I eat it all like a fat bastard or leave some?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:14,
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I'm off to Manchester after work tomorrow,probably won't get round to it till sunday.
I'll probably go for the slow gorging approach.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19,
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alternatively is it freezable?I used to thrive on freezing single portions of Big Meals to avoid having to mess about with cooking when I was in a rush.
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:22,
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It's pasta, so probably wouldn't do well.I used to use the same tactic when I was a student.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:24,
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generally pasta is cheap enoughto throw out the excess without feeling like it's a waste of money.
Of course there's still the Starving Armenians and the threat of no dessert and whatever other childhood demons continue to make you feel the compulsion to eat ALL your dinner...
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Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:27,
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Armenians are welcome to it if they come and pick it up.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:35,
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Nah, it'll only spill out when I run on my wheel later(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:20,
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Leave some to have for lunch tomorrow.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:18,
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Alright.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:36,
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i quite like candy floss(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19,
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ask ahigher power.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:34,
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Champagne.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:23,
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Veuve yellow label brut or Piper Heisdeck.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:27,
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Good choice with the VeuveWhat about Moet though? Had a very nice vintage bottle for a friend's birthday a couple of weeks ago.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:33,
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Vintage stuff can be nice, the stuff of the shelf isn't always good though.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:35,
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I think this bottle was quite expensive!But I wasn't paying.
On that note, I would rather drink really good prosecco or cava rather than average champagne.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:37,
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Well of course it would be expensive.I like prosecco too.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:39,
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In breaking football news...Norwich City have confirmed that Baldmonkey will be their manager next season.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28,
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Is part of the initiation ceremony to put him in a dark room and punt footballs at his knackers?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:29,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6145505
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:34,
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Don't worry your Aberself.Somebody Gazzed me and said it's a great way of spotting which inwhale votes "I like this" for all the anti-JMG posts.
It's not just you, don't worry.
I'm laughing at misery. One click at a time.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:35,
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For everybody else.I put Maffers on my friend list.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:36,
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You rarely see anti-jmg posts on the popular page anymore.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:37,
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Perhaps people mentioning this can get it going again.For ROFLs.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:37,
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You never know.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:38,
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img8.imageshack.us/img8/8040/jmgsonline.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:40,
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i had a good go at being horrid to you the other day(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:41,
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I must say. I ran home to my dole and cried to my bald head was Esme.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:44,
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i'm sorry jmg, i take it all back, i never ment to upset anybody(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:46,
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this place is so complex, i'll never get the hang of it(
mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:49,
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There's very little sport in being horrid to people unless they're likely to descend into internet infuriation.It's very much like playing Mastermind with a colourblind mongoloid.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:44,
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Between you two scamps, you've ruined this place for the timid and humourless.You horrible gang of bullies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:47,
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this comedy forum has desended into farceif only people would just blog the really boring aspects of their lives
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:48,
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I think that in the interests of catering to B3ta's minor interest groups we should start an anti-JMG thread....and vote ALL the posts onto the popular page.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:43,
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Somebody get TEAM MISERY on the phone, stat!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:45,
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You are through to Domino's Emergency Hotline. My name is Doris. How can I be of assistance this evening?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:46,
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I'll send you the hundredweight emergency ration pack IMMEDIATELY.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:48,
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he is meltingwww.canaries.co.uk/javaImages/95/a3/0,,10355~5284757,00.jpg
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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:29,
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I'd say today I've made better internet for all.Well done JMG.
Feel free to get on your feet and applaud.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:57,
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Like any of these fuckers are going to stand up for anything apart from maybe another trip to the fridge.Oh JMG.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:57,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00,
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Talking of things that are your faultMy jaw seems to have slightly dislocated, and now I can't bite properly. This is going to affect what I have for dinner you know.
:-(
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02,
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You're such a scamp!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03,
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How have you made it better?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:58,
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I don't think even Mykey makes inappropriate remarks at her any more.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03,
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That's unprecedented.That would make her even less attractive than his missus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:09,
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Is it possible to dislike somebody you've never met?I mean ... apart from Hitler. And you.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:24,
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I heard hitler had some good dinner anecdotes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28,
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at least he was consistent in his persecutionDidn't let gays or gypos get away with it.
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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:29,
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Did she used to post on here a lotI've never really even exchanged internet contact with her.
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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28,
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She's actually lovely.There's a relationship I just don't understand
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:31,
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Perhaps he's less of a charmless oaf with a million chips on his shoulders in real life.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:43,
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Perhaps he has a really really large penis.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:45,
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WHOOP WHOOP OBVIOUS STRIKETHROUGH APPROACHING AWOOGA AWOOGA.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:48,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01,
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This is getting hammered into the internet, now.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02,
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Keep track of which ones you have posted.For obvious reasons.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:04,
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Oh no!I repeat myself.
This is only the start.
There's going to be HELL on.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:08,
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*narrows eyes*I've seen you use the phrase 'hell on' before JMG....
JMG HAS REPEATING BALDAUTISM
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13,
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*Flips through E-Book*HACKER!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:24,
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Fair point*applauds*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02,
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Christ, the temporary receptionist at work today is cute as hellI'm going to have to bang my cock against the wall this evening to get rid of the erection.
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SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:58,
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Who needs to stalk someone when they willingly come to the same office as you?(
SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00,
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My favourite erection-related phrase: a cat couldn't scratch it.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02,
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A diamond-cutterif you will.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15,
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Why not just bang your cock against her?I'm sure that would make it go away more effectively.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16,
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img404.imageshack.us/img404/3594/jmgsfault6.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01,
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Although the blue blob meme on /boardThat was mostly my fault.
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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:18,
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I have a phone interview on Friday.YAY.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00,
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If they ask a difficult question just say "I have three answers to that, firstly kch trsskk kschschshshsh tszzzzkttsksksksk ..." and then put the phone down.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03,
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Excellenthope it goes well for you
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:07,
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Have you heard back from yours?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13,
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Not yetShe said they had two more people to interview and I'd hear back next week sometime. Want it to be now dammit.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:14,
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Argh gay.HURRY UP PRACTICES.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16,
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No the vet hospital. I didn't go to the animal testing place in the end.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:18,
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Ah, I see.Well best of luck with the non-testing one then.
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Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:20,
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Mind if I have a flounce?Nah, not really.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00,
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Indeed.I'm even wearing a white Stetson.
Just like Jesus.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:10,
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Your grace really doth surpass all understanding.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:11,
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If I was a biker I'd always lead the gang.We'd stop to help old ladies across the street, too.
We're swell.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13,
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There will be celebrations in the Land of the Fishes.Ummm ... it's not really a 'land' is it? I didn't think this through.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:14,
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it was more pub then round a friends for dinner, but i really can't be botheredthis may cause upset
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16,
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I'm terribly upset.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:21,
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food and friends?I'd keep it to yourself, don't want any tears.
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WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:21,
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I can hear the internet indignation and the offline disappointment mounting.Except I have the whole internet and non-internet on ignore.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:23,
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i hope my friend hasn't gone to any trouble over the food, but i need a night in for oncei'm old and tired
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mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28,
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