I'm listening to a new CD.
Frank Turner. Currently listening to his song, lovingly entitled "Thatcher Fucked the Kids".

Roll call poppets. Who's alive, drunk, or just a plain scared weird little guy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

when i read that with the top dogs voice in my head from 'cell block H'*
i get the fucking horn

*you probably don't know who bea is
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

you're right - I don't.
/sads.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

holy shit WOMAN
ozzie don't know the most famous female prison show of all time

oh i see

well done.. i wondered why you persisted in spelling wolf with an e

so it's gilgy?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

I think it was well before my time though.
And I'm awesome. So I'm excused for not knowing. Now bow to me before I give you big boobsquishy hugs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)

I have to be somewhere by 8, and may be there for the whole day.
The most convenient train is at 6.30 (three hours away).
I am not in the slightest bit tired. Therefore, sleep is not a practical option.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

coffee - you'll need lots later.
sounds like a fun day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

Oh yes.
I'm getting trained to potter around on little electric trucks without wrecking them.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

I can never tell when you're sarcastic or not.
but it still sounds like fun. Just don't let the plug fall from the socket.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

I'm going to be driving them round a building that measures about 1/2 mile x 500 yards x six storeys.
If they ran from the mains, the extension leads would be a bit on the long and downright dangerous side.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)

Clearly I need to work on making my sarcasm more obvious.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

Aye, and I need to work on being less of an MoT-ish boring pedant.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

I'm going to get gurned at for asking...
but MoT???? Sorry? What is that?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

so you are about to die
say you have six weeks.. what would you do?
(if you say my mum you're an idiot.. she's gross)

i'd go to thailand and scuba dive
then kidnap a boat and go out to polynesia to surf
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Mooch about on the internet and watch a bit of telly.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

KIL
LIN
GSP
REE
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

i tried
i really did.. but nope no idea
what?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

kil - lin- gsp - ree
Killing Spree.
/gurns
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

d'oh!
i'd probably wait till the last day to be honest
maybe last week just to be sure
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

Kidnap a boat?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

I think I may have just gone 3-0 up in my war on fatties on Omegle.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

:(
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: tudo bem ?
You: The world is coincidently my shorts.
Stranger: bãin
Stranger: tu vê
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

that is just so friendly of you poppet.
how are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

Has Sexface asked which male b3tan you actually are yet?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Am not male!
Clear evidence is on my profile.
This makes me sad to think that a girl can't be nice on the internet without being accused of having a penis and an ulterior motive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Most females on here are Moohalaa or Baldmonkey.
We've had trouble in the past.

In fact. Most people are Baldmonkey.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

I'm not Bald nor a Monkey, therefore I cannot possibly be Baldmonkey. My logic is irrefuteable.
And although I live in a dairy region - I don't live in a paddock, don't have four legs and I most certainly do not go Moooooohalaa (although this new lot of cows across the road do!). I am not Moohalaa.
I am Vampyrecat. Complete with fluffy mittens.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

ok without looking up the internets baldmonkey
who played nick cave in 'Dogs in Space'?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

No idea. More to the point - I don't care either. :)
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

how can you be an ozzie
and not know OR care about this.. besides that chopper film.. it was probably your best
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

oh and romper stomper

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

Because I'm 17? And I've never even heard of it.
And I resent that. Chopper is a fucking thug. Wolfe Creek, Rogue and A Japanese Story are far better australian films.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

history never starts.. it's a great film check it if you can
i'll look up those last 2

edit: yeah wolf creek is a brilliant low fi horror
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)

Rogue is just ridiculous mainly but Jap Story is nice.
Wolfe Creek is scary if you've been where they filmed it. I have and it is incredibly possible for it to happen. There is literally *nothing* for hundreds of kms in any direction between towns up there. And there are bullet holes in the road signs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

cor if rogue is on the level of wolf creek
i'm watching it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

I loved it
it's about a Jawsesque Crocodiddle. And the bit that absolutely made the movie for me was the music to the credits. "Never smile at a Crocodile". All the action and suspense (while a little predictable) was ace. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

ok i'll block that out of my memory because i hate to know anything before i see it
but yes definetly will

noah taylor i don't know if you know him made a great ozzie film where he moves from house share to houseshare
i can't remember the name and it's on a dead external drive

you've probably seen it involves angst bikers driving through a party house flaming cane toads being hit with a golf club

that ind of usual behaviour made me feel all comfy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

nope - haven't seen it but will endeavour to do so!
ta mate!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

yep
don't know about you but i'm shit at directions if i can't see land
so i'd need their captain and some form of master bates to man the ropes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

I would totally tell The Internet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

i just woke up
from a nap
and for a few glorious seconds i had forgotten i was ill
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

for a few glorious seconds i thought
you were in a coma
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

i am on some medication that,
if i take too much, there is a risk i will coma out. cor.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

cor!
we could have the best sex ever.. where do i return the body though?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

just give the keys to the landlord

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

i bet you'd make the best viking sea burial ever
that tashe will NEVER BURN
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

follicyou'll never take me alive.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

hairdo today gone tomorrow

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

i keep forgetting too
remind me again tomorrow
( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Well at least you've got over the denial phase quickly

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

all it takes is a plank of wood to the back of the head
i don't know why the nhs don't use it more often
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

You have been a fool.....
... in many ways.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

i regret nothing.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

It has been....
... a beautiful foolhardiness.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

come on
eating a kebab out of a womans kebab was pretty minging
have you uploaded that video btw?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

it tasted suprisingly good though.
would have been better if it had time to marinade.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

well she'd only been dead 9 hours you feck
make your own mustard in future
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

I haven't seen any of you.....
... for ages... I do hope I find you well.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

i remember you!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Never mind, Sir Sand Goblin.
There's good news too, you know.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

such as?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Jesus loves you.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Celebrity Masterchef starts tomorrow

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Let's open a book on the date that SSG will snuff it.
Who wants to go first?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

I think he'll live forever.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I DON'T WANNA LIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEE FOREVVER!
Frank Sinatra died today
I came home and found my mama crying
The TV had so much to say
Somehow I was thinking about dying
I'm seventeen and thinking about dying
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

No need for JMG to bet.
When SSG goes, you absorb his powers.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

August 14th 2009

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

5:1

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Any moment from now into any point in time to take place in the future.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I'll give you -10:1 on that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I'm going to bed. I L Y.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

November 22nd, 2009.
I just hope I'm wrong, and that he beats this wanker of a disease.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

16:1
But you never know!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I'm personally going to chin cancer for gobbo.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

In a STEEL CAGE match?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

paaaaaaaarp

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

they actually don't start chemo for a few months now.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Hah. Want to place a bet?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

i'm gonna go for some time middle of next year.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

am i allowed to bet on events i am involved in?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

YES
how long do you think it will take me to gut you like a pig and wear your skin down the dole office?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I'm hoping it's 1st november.
So for my birthday, I get to fuck him up the arse on his last day, hopefully that'll be the last thing he remembers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

My birthday is in November, too.
Let's celebrate!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

And mine!
*fist pump*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

tuba strike
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Oh gutted.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

REDPUN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

A tuba strike would be more of a clang.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

O BOES :((((

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

~fartz~

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

*~faRtZ~*

( Shiksa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Left, I am travelling toward Bedfordshire.
After, I will stand under flowing water, before going back to Bedfordshire.

I would very much like some kind of alert to awaken me, and some slightly burnt bread.


Because I love you and your pointless filters, Gilgamess.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

alright david

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hello.
I am in the mood to upset someone. Not for any reason.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

who the fuck needs a reason?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

let the reason be love

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

People with a conscience, or some kind of deluded moral grounding.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

BEDFORDSHIRE YOU SAY?!
snipurl.com/jss5k
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Oh Tony, I knew it would be that.
Changing the URL does nothing.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

But you still clicked.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

i did
it was a bit mean tone.
poor david :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

He loves it.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

To prove I was right.
Would you prefer I did not click it? Does it upset you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

I think the real question David, is did it upset YOU? ONLINE?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Never.
You have wasted your life.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Haha, I have spent my life making that gif.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

I just peeled off my undercrackers

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

How many days worth of build up?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

days? I'm just changing into my summer pants

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm having mine surgically removed after 30 years of wearing.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

i took my jar of 1p coins into asda and stuck them in their counting machine
£23. not bad.
i spent it on champagne.
( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

You are so decadent.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

i drink little else darlink

( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

I hope it wasn't Moet.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

of course not
i use that to flush my loo
( scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

that must have been like a million 1 pence pieces

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

You could have had more - don't they take a fee out of it?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

7% if I remember correctly

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

HE KNEW THE RISKS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Aren't you dead yet?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'm going to get up in a ridiculously short while
I'm not having toast, some coffee and a cigarette does the job for me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

I don't know what I'm really going to do.
I was lying above.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'm going to have a shitty day at work
this job is arse, I'm going to do something else.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

I'm going to watch rambo.
YES
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

New day. New reasons to complain.
List them. For it is me, JMG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Catch me if you can
'cos I'm the England man
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

COME ON THE MIGHTY ENGLAND!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I'm ready for the mighty Andorra.

( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

As is Matthew Upson it would seem...
"If the team approaches it in the right way, which I'm sure we will, there's no reason why we can't get another positive result"

Yeah, 6 wins out of 6 and a 7 point gap between us and Croatia prior to a match against European minnows? Way to hedge your bets, Upson!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

There's no reason why, if they score more goals than the other side, they can't win
If on the other hand, the other team score more goals than them they might just possibly lose.

/hedge
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

you should be on match of the day

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

You never see Mark Lawrenson and in vino veritas in the same room.
It may be coincidence, but y'know. I'm just saying...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I always thought IVV was The Stig

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I cannot confirm or deny that rumour
but James May's mum lives on the same road as my mum.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I would like this illustrated through the use of Venn Diagrams

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Imagine one circle labelled "People who live in my mum's road"
and my mum and Mrs May in the circle. And lots of people not in the circle.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

BARBEMECUE TOMORROW!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I NO!
I am very excited.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

She is Mark Lawrenson, The Stig, that woman off of the gardening programme and that woman off of Radio 4
That's why she is never in work these days
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

>:(

( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I bloody should
I bet I could think of a few different ways of saying essentially the same thing every week.

Trouble is, I'm female but not the dollybird type, so I wouldn't be allowed on MOTD.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

As long as the team approach it the right way, by not setting each other on fire,
I can confidently predict a win for England.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

They're an often disrespected side.
I'm backing them to one day get a shock result.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

The Armenian squad expect a shock result
from the secret police with cattle prods after failing to qualify.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

"There's only one way to beat them - get round the back"
said the actress to the bishop.
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

[Something homophobic about Justin Fashanu]
See below for full details.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Well I only consider it a new when I wake from sleep.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

i am cantona!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Taken from us too early you mean?
Rest in peace sweet prince.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

i live on
in your hearts!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Not taken soon enough eh?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

www.notgonesoonenough.com/doveston
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

www.whyarentyoudeadyet.com
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

SSG, why did you bring this sweaty Doveston ape into the once peaceful sanctuary of /talk?
seriously, we all hate him
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

i did nothing :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I know, what a cunt.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Yeah, like the French in WWII.
I'm very disappointed.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

Mission accomplished.
Phase 2: Destroy your faith in humanity..
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

I hope you're still monitoring just down there.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

YouTube's a bit knackared.
Your fault.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

No complaints here.
Just happy thoughts sent to you all.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

well we'll start with your poor grammar and punctuation then work our way up to a frenzy of unsubstantiated allegations culminating in the fact that you live in a bedsit and wear ladies underwear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hello chap.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Want to play with a MASSIVE professional sound system?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

how MASSIVE are we talking here?
bear in mind if it doesn't have active crossovers then I will assume you have a phallus the size of an outy bellybutton
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Not sure, although I am told it has 8,000 per channel wattage.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

whay in the name of all that is holy would you have access to such a device?
unless you're planning an outdoor festival in a pub in Monton, what the BOLLOCKS do you need that for?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Small club in town, only a capacity of 400 [currently], soon to be 600. Was playing with it the other day.
The windows shake when you turn it up to #5, it goes all the way up to #20.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

careful now, the drug dealers won't be able to hear how many baggies their customers are ordering

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

SAME AS EVER!
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm sending out negative thoughts,
so as to nullify the effort put forth by HBLC.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

:(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

It's back to square one for you, sunshine.
But seriouly though, I love you.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

I'm quite the lovable scamp.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Hello JMG.
I have no qualms with you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Taken from The Guardian yesterday...
EDIT - bollocks! that was longer than possibly necessary.
about half way down
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

tl;dr

( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

shush it up, slowy!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

*pokes tongue out*

( in vino veritas, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9508985
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

lol wut

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Well I think everything is generally rather good.
I might do a picture to illustrate this later.

Marks out of ten for general quality of things? I'm giving them a ten.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

7.5
There's many things that could improve.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

This is my 19,000th post.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Congratulations.
This will be no.1308 for me. Fireworks display is penned in for this weekend, champagne reception at the marquee in the evening.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

nakedtime

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'm saving that for 20,000

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

celebrate 20,000 by saying something interesting
you've got 999 posts to think about that now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

What did you do for 50,000?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

can't remember
flounced probably
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Hurrah.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

a billion!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

:O

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

*high five*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

This is a wonderful level of optimism from someone with your condition.
I was thinking about starting a Facebook group supporting you. You don't think someone would get upset at something posted on Facebook, do you?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

i don't see how facebook can help my ravaged organ.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

lololololol euphemism lolol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

We'd post pictures of flowers to cheer you up.
I'm not sure of the science behind it exactly, but I'm almost certain that Facebook has cured cancer several times.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

it worked for jade

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Harts, angles etc..

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

there were actually flowers at her funeral that read 'GRANDAUGHTER'

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I'd give them 13 Blue Stars out of a possible 19,

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

why a possible 19?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

because that's how many there are, duh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Cos I iz well random, innit?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I usually mark things out of umpteen*,
but I thought that would just confuse people on this occasion, and it's an important question.

*17 ³/₄
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

It's properly important
and umpteen is a fine choice
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

i didn't realise that that was umpteen.
i thought it was less.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

and umpty
is 77 ¹/₂
of course.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

thanks
like we didn't know that already ;)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

5

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

:|

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

i'm taking the good with the bad
it's all sort of average
sorry
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Ten for me.
I am off my tits on caffiene after 3 cups of black coffee.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Nine now.
Just got attacked by a daddylonglegs.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

haha you gaybo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Leave off, they're right spiteful bastards.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

Gaybos?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Always telling me my shirt doesn't match my shoes :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Whenever I go to gay bars I make a point of wearing mismatched shirt and shoes.
It really shows 'em.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

8
exams are over and I have 5 hours more free time a week
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

6

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Generally,
if things are going well, something bad is about to happen.
Every silver lining has its cloud.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Clouds are ace!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

True,
Just went to the fringe, my milks off..
could someone lend me some?
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

did you see any good shows while you were there?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Hmm, for me it's about a four.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

:/

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Yeah.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

You can only take Noit to Ireland
if he spreads the good word of Chaos. There. I said it.
( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I will agree to that, yes sir.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Then we have deal

( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

8.
I struggled cooking rice for some reason, but I drank cider. And I have two days off now. ish.
( Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm off tomorrow.
YES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

/talk has been good this evening.
8/10

/life - 4/10
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Should be 9, actually 6

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

4

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Always a 10, here.
My life is consistently great.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

n
but a strong value of n
( spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

n = 3b
b + 2n = x
X + (2n x 3b) = Y

What is the value of BB?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

BB has no value at all
it's just a load of tripe that will take over more of the program time on all the channel 4 related channels than it really deserves
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I've never really watched it before.
I'm going to try and get into it this year. Any suggestions as to who I should like/hate.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

let's become massive fans!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Hang on.
Is there a housemate called 'Halfwit', or did I mishear?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

and one called dogface.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

There is one now christened dog face.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I was going to do a picture for /board but then I stopped because it was going to be shit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Doesn't stop KillerKitti.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

doesn't stop about 60% of them,
to be brutally honest.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

She posted a new one not too long ago.
mongy managed to upset that Jahled bloke.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

He's the one who's wedged right up his own arse, isnt he?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6001239
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

That makes me cringe.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

He always seems to get upset when anyone from /talk posts on /board.
Did we collectively rape him at some point in time that I can't recall?
He's already on Mike's flounce list. I may see if I can get him on there twice, if I can get drunk enough.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

As Baldmonkey so eloquently put it,
www.b3ta.com/talk/6001326

He failed to meet this criterion by being more whiny and uptight than the entire panel of Loose Women combined.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I can't see how he ever thought bragging about how much money he has
wouldn't be seen as something that a cunt would do.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

He's the one who, if you say something he disagrees with, will resort to calling you "poor" and a "teenager".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

WOAH WOAH
BUCKINGHAM PALACE likes his pictures, he's above the rest of us

And he won't give us any money because rob is shutting us down :(
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

She did a not bad trace of Bob Dylan earlier.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

but it's shit because of her.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Things are things
They 'are' independent of my rating

I mean, I like certain things more than other things, but that's just me. Things just are. There's no inherent 'goodness' to them.

I AM BEING DULL
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

CHEER UP BIG A

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I'M TOO DRUNK
I should never have posted in the first place, it's against my 'avoid the internet when drunk' rule
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I'm thinking about attatching a breathalyser (sp) to my PC.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

there is.
they all have an inherent goodness of ten out of ten, I just said so.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Ah, I did forget about the MGT scale
I was only rating them on the THEO standard
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

9.
I've just finished an album that had a year-long gestation, woohoo!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

n album horse
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

nigaws be lernin shit off o mah strykthrus

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'll give then a tuesday out of week.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm giving things a 9, MGT!
And now it's bedtime, the score might raise to 9.5 then
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

This has just appeared to me on Facebook:
"Soon you will be able to have a username
Starting on 13 June, at 05:01, you'll be able to choose a username for your Facebook account to easily direct friends, family, and coworkers to your profile."

This makes me do a sad face.

What are you whining about?
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

People who whine without bothering to find out the details first.

( GatheredCrustacean, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

If you're referring to me, I have looked at the details.
I still think that it's a shit idea.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Good for you

( GatheredCrustacean, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

It does seem absolutely pointless.

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

People always whinge about anything that happens on facebook
the thing to remember is, it doesn't matter
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

This is probably the first thing that's actually annoyed me.
Everything else, I liked.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

i don't understand why that is annoying at all
it sounds quite handy really
( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Anybody who can use the search system should be able to find you easy
there's no need for usernames really, if they can't use the search tool they probably shouldn't be using Facebook
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

not if you don't use your real name for facebook.
and i still don't see why this is annoying.
( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Why wouldn't you use your real name for Facebook?

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

are you serious?
i can't believe people use their real names on there.
( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yeah.
I'm serious.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

so your real name is Karl Hysteria?

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

It's something pretty close to that, yes.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

so that's not your real name then?

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

No, it's not my real name.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I KNOW YOUR REAL NAME.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I thought I did once

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'll kill noit if you say it :D

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Hehe, I won't.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

is it Carl Hysteria?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

More people know me as NobbyNobody than as Phillip.
The only people who know me as Phillip are people I don't really want to socialise with online anyway.

Although I haven't actually been to facebook for more than a year anyway, so it's all moot.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Facebook is intended for people you know in real life though
people in real life are going to call you Phillip surely?
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Apart from work
I don't really know anyone in real life.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

oh

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I don't tend to give out my Facebook.
It's more of a "If you know me, come find me" thing. Giving it a username opens it up so more people can track me down. Online.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

So just dont accept the friend request
it aint hard
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

so don't use the feature then
or make the username something that isn't obvious.
christ.
( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

but Karl prides himself on having matching social networking usernames

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Oddly, this.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Yup, this.

( Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

^exactly this
i'm currently perplexed at why John Barnes would be such a bad choice as manager of the "blimey, the football" team i support, according to fans on another internet forum

EDIT - LOLFOOTBALL!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

He can teach them the LFC rap.
Just noticed that Swansea have approached Gary Speed to be manager. Mental.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

i can't understand why the press are still referring to his tenure at Celtic as "disastrous" and "catastrophic"
P29 W19 D2 L8 F75 A25

There were some decent results in there too, 5-0, 6-0 and 7-0 against Aberdeen, a 3-0 agg win over Hapoel Tel Aviv and at least 3 4-0 batterings of Hibs/Hearts.

Added to the 9 match unbeaten run from the start of the season, and the 9 match unbeaten run he has just guided Jamaica to.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Which team is it you support?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Tranmere Rovers

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

I see no reason why he can't do a job for them.
He's high profile as well, so has that extra bit of sway for bringing in players.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

presactly!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

And, as I pointed out earlier
he only lives in Heswall so it's dead handy, like.
( in vino veritas, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

he should stick to rapping

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

For some reason I read that as
He should stick to dick slapping
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

there's only one way to beat them
that's get round the back
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

try telling that to Justin Fashanu
oh, wait :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

p

I didn't know Sexface's real name was John Barnes
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

i never whine
good as fucking gold me
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Facebook is for dullards

( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

oh shut up.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

no

( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

you

( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

shut

( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

up

( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

i12.tinypic.com/4d1pe9z.jpg
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

old skool

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Yeah, but I like it.
We should be able to post pictures on this board.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I like it too.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Did you create it?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

No, why?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Then there are at least three people who still like it.
Me, you and its creator, who must realistically be 106 by now because it's as old as the internet.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

lololol

( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Heh

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

the pain in my pancreas.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I don't know what you're moaning about, you can live without a pancreas
probably
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

that sounds like a george formby song

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I really fancy a glass of whine

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

red, white or blase?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Can I interest you in a Laisez Faire '95?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

i think i'm about to get a semillon.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

No thanks, I'm currently drinking 'Australian Wine'.
It's actually called that. £3 from tesco.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

It is well vintage, innit.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Quite...
*puffs on pipe*
*cleans monocle*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

what a result!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I drank damn near a box of that Sunday night.
Bad times.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

There's nothing that screams class,
quite like wine from a box.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Boxes of wine are dangerous
I can't go near red zinfandel any more 'cos I used to buy it by the box & drink far too much of the stuff. At least with bottles you can see how much you've drunk...

*edit* I meant white zinfandel
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Yeah, they're dangerous.
Bad, drunk times.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

When the box is empty
that means you've drunk too much.

Afterwards, you can remove the foil-like inside, inflate it, and use it like a pillow. Top tip there.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Can I have all 3 mixed in a glass with a slice of lament please

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

My fridge-freezer being broken.
It's a good excuse to have a whinge.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Absolutely nothing at the moment

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Actually no, all these annoying bugs/midges that flew in my room when I had the window open
they keep landing on my screen
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

switch the vacuum cleaner on and put the nozzle next to the screen
it will act as a rather effective (if not intrusively loud) extractor fan
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

If people weren't trying to sleep I would do that

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Make Noit move to Ireland for me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

What's wrong with Northam.... oh, right.
I'll do what I can.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

where will you be going?

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Immigration?
Tempt him with lovely Guinness and horse racing. Ask him to marry you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Hahaha, I want him to move here, not run away.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

I thought you already moved to England.
*confused*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

I did.
I am currently on holiday at home, in Ireland, and would like Noit to move here, with me, as I much prefer it here.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

But the rain.
Oh God, the rain.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

And the roads.
Oh God, the roads.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

And Dublin.
Oh God, Dublin.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Not much more than Northampton, to be fair.
And the sea is near here.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Ah.
I'd like to live in Ireland but I don't think I could live without snakes.
I'd really miss the snakes.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

You could be a reverse pied piper
but with snakes instead of rats.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I could take them all to Ireland
on a goddamn muthafukkin' plane.
Muthafukka.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

You could have pet snakes.
Snakes are cool. You're allowed have pet ones, like.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Won't Saint Wossisname come along and
CAST THEM OUT?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

I suppose he does that by speaking in forked tongues.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

No.
Probably not.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

:(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

haha
aww
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

THERE!
you do post! i am paying particular attention, because i can't remember anything you post, but you are at the top of the stats.
that is dedication you see.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

:(((((
And after all the counselling I gave you through your recent hard times. I am wounded, Gobbo.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

he is having a tough time, your no dave the hat or captain wow

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

i don't know how i'll get through this mongy.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I pray for your pancreas.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

pray to St Pancras.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I did a bit of an offline sadface at this.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9508702
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

not much, actually.
certainly nothing as trivial as that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

oh good, i'm going to set mine to iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABkAAAAHCAIAAAByV3HfAAAAAXNSR0IArs4c6QAAAEdJREFUKM+t kdsKADAIQnP0/7/s3kSCGmPzqZsHoQgTyWNLUkXZpqYA3NO1RU5cXYrB0ynjXgCE9vj5AirE5Ucz Qv758s8fNzQDSuTOeaAoAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC
i've done my homework, i have beer, this is good
( spacefish bong!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'm going to set my alarm so I can have the username 'cuntface'

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

there are many things i could whine about
i am choosing not to think about the many cunts i hate as i prefer my sunny happy disposition
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

They're about the play "Guess the Transexual" on Stern.. Exciting times.
Who do you all think is secretly a bloke, asides Moohalaa?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Stern?
Lily Allen
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Howard Stern.
He's the greatest entertainer of our generation.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Isn't he in his 40's?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

50's.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Not quite of my generation.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Quite correct.
I should have said of all generations.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

He's probably nearer 45's

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

^this would have been a funny radio dj pun if only technology hadn't moved on :(

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

it's okay broadyswordy, i got it! i did a quiet snigger hoping someone else did too

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ***OLD***.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Not too old to give you a piece of my erm... what was I saying?
Ooh, kettle's boiled!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Hoorah!
Tune in next week when I make a betamax related gag
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

*checks Look In to confirm timeslot*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Bea Arthur

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

but now we will never know

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I bet she had a massive cock

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Samuel L Jackson

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I think they are.
*points*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Lily Savage.
I've had my suspicions for years.
( Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Me.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

So that's what was whacking me in the face.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

it's the terrible misogyny that gives you away

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Lady Gaga.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I'm not even sure she's human.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

but she is dancer

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

He only chose to use the word dancer
because it rhymes with answer
( applehead herp derp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

it's a hunter s thompson quote

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Whatever she is, I so would

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Freak.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

:D

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Trinny and Susannah.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822

gaz now
( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

i dunno, someone funny.
it's difficult to keep up the wit after all the chemo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Classic SSG
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

By which i mean shit

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

you'll miss me when i'm gone
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

It's not hard to miss a stationary target.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

So then,
how are you looking forward to judgement day?

I'm sure you'll be fine. Oh yes.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

if that was real then i might spend some time thinking about it.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

now don't all hate me for saying this, I'm as sorry as anybody else here
but all I can think is that at least when it's over - it'll be over. It won't hurt anymore and you won't be feeling like crap from chemo and morpheine. You'll just be able to rest.

/waits for inevitable hatred to spew forth
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

Prince Diana
He was planning to go public, hence the MI5 assassination
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

i'm sure i could see her cock in
that photo with the transparent skirt


edit: www.johnminihan.com/resources/images/others/large/Lady%20Diana%20Spencer,%20New%20England%20Kindergartem,%20London,%201980.jpg
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

No wonder he wanted the sex change, that aint much to wave about in the showers

( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

it's been photshopped outas part of the cover up

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Hands like dinner plates though.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

& trademark chin pointed down pose
to conceal the adams apple
( broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Wow.
Looks like the sun really did shine out of her arse.
( Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Claire Balding
EDIT - I realise now that a reply to a JMG thread containing the word BALDING is likely to incite wheezing and sharp nasal exhalations amongst the salad shunners.
This one isn't your fault JMG *firm handshakes*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

It upsets SSG, what with the chemo and everything.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

we are all upset at this latest development
sad times
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

i am strong enough to cope with the bullying.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I like "The Salad Shunners".

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

this is not a riot
this is not a riot this is not a riot this is not a riot this is not a riot this is a riot no only kidding this is not a riot.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

This is not a love song

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

this is an M&S riot

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

This is not a very interesting reply.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

This is not a song about politics

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

it is a song about addiction.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

This is a song about a super hero named Tony

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I could've been in love by now, if it wasn't for Tony.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

The cunt!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew
And chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6210122
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

This is MY beautiful wife now, Dave.

( Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

This is not a what now?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

So wow thats a neato what now right.
Response so far has been a little strange.
Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

*burns neck*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

/didn't like it

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

So hi there
you're looking lovely.

I have tomorrow off work. Fucking GET IN. I'm over excited for tomorrow night and have eaten too much Haribo. Tell me something to bring me back down to earth, not necessarily with a thud but with a miniature bump.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Terminator 5 + 6 are looking likely.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Piss.
Still though, I won't be seeing them.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

i might have tomorrow off work without using annual leave
thanks to the tube strike in that London
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Do it.
DO IT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

White liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

FREEBASE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

a rang dang diggedy dang a dang

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

If I were going to a concert tomorrow I'd want off thursday.
Just putting that out there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Nah.
I'll be alright. Thursday is virtually the end of the week. I'll just paint eyes onto my eyelids, it'll be gweechy cool.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

mycardboardlife.com/2009/04/05/makeover/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

AWESOME

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

There is a small chance of showers over the weekend.
Keep an umbrella handy.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Boo
:(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Remember...
A small chance.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Right okay.
I shall buy sun cream as well then.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Take That were all killed in a car accident, earlier today.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Noooo they weren't.
my mam can hear them singing from her kitchen. I know this cos I phoned her earlier on and heard them
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

That was the music they were playing on the news,
while reporting their deaths. Because they're dead. And have therefore had to cancel all live shows. Due to death related difficulties.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

SHUT UP.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm guessing you've closed your eyes and have fingers in your ears.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

nbgrgrebvt iuvvtn
FJHJ;GFBAR EN GVL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

*puts out message over pa*
*chhhhhckk*

NEW DOBBER FOR BLUE STAR
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Y'alright, Mr Acceptable Face of Up There?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm fine.
I went for a run earlier, a whole five miles without stopping.

How are you, this very 'eve.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Fucking knackered
Spent all day cleaning due to letting agent inspection tomorrow. I smell of bleach.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Ah, a lad I work with had those.
Till he discovered he couldn't afford to live there anymore.

Silly get didn't take bills into account.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Fucking mong
I'm moving onwards and upwards. Nice house near Ms Official and a cracking coffee shop.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I've got all next week off
Not that I have anything to do, but I've got next week off.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Go exploring and have picnics

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, BALLOOBS ARE FLOATAY

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

BALLOOOOBS. YOU HAS TEH BALLOOBS?
I CAN HAS ONE OF TEHM?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

WOWSERS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Irish people are cool.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Well I know this of course

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

<s>cool</s> broke terrorists

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6212648
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

ultimately having a day off is insignificant recompense for the years of tedium and the million petty humiliations that you will endure in the course of your working life
( vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

*shrugs*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Fascist racist cunts
won two british seats in the european elections

that down to earth enough?
( CowJam, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Griffin went to a school near here
Needless to say it isn't on the prospectus under the Alumni section. Apparently his dad (ex Tory MP) took him to a National Front meeting in the 80s which is where he got interested in politics.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Yeah.
I'm not too pleased with that myself. You might've won, here.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I was going to mention this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Is the inevitability of death enough to bring you do a bit?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Nah.
I became aware of my own existence and that I would eventually die when watching Eastenders when I was seven. TRUFAX
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Nick Cotton's acting is truely powerful.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Ha ha,

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

AHA! This'll bring you down a tad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9X_i3PpQw
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Nah
I've just discovered that friends of ours had their baby today. I'm in a fantastic mood now :D
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Then there's no point trying to bring it down, ENJOY!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Gobbo had his hair cut yesterday.
It's all saved in a tesco carrier bag, want any?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

No ta.
I have my own glorious head of hair, thanks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

You could make a beard out of it.
or many other hilarious things.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

You could glue it to your windows for insulation.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I was going to glue it to my chest.
this will make me 23% more attractive to the opposite sex.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

*checks profile*
doubtful
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

68%?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

T H A T ' S N U M B E R W A N G

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

ROTATE THE BOARDS
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/numberwang/round1.shtml?times=3&tries=3&number=32&submit.x=47&submit.y=21
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

You do have nice hair though.
And the pipe is so debonair!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

That quote, is going on my profile.
I think that's the nicest thing anyone on here as ever said to me. You get 1000 points!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

And a bj?
Edit - looking at your profile, I see how my quote is the nicest. Even if I had said "the pipe is... errrr... it's ok... i suppose".
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Butter Jam?
?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

My cock in your mouth. And then you bob up and down, maybe a bit of hand action.
Eventually I will climax and then ejaculate either all over your face and chest or down your throat.

And that there is a blowjob.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Not that again.
It definitely wasn't worth the packet of haribo starmix I got last time.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

This time you get a fluffy new puppy.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

*clicks*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I've just finished cleaning and I'm almost naked

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

:(
WINNER
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I might have a wank now
I can think of you if you like
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I hate you
you cunt
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Shush
Busy

And no you don't. You fucking love me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

In your dreams, pal

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

In my dreams, pal, you do just what I like

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

:(

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Oh yeah

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Life is the frantic scrabbling of the futile struggle against death
in a cold, uncaring universe.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

ahem
www.b3ta.com/talk/6212655 Also, I couldn't care less. I'm going to see Motherfuckin' Take That
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Is it raining in Holland today?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

The torment of existence versus the horror of non-being.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

neither of those are really all that bad.
I don't know why people make such a fuss about it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

You are an emotionless husk of a human being?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

people make a fuss about it because I'm emotionless?
now that doesn't make any sense.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

You don't know why because you're emotionless.
:)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

well, maybe.
but honestly. nobody complains about not having been born infinite time ago, why is it only the non-existence in the future that troubles them?
And nobody wants to be infinitely tall, why don't people care about being finite in space?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm troubled that I may not exist in several other parallel universes!
Nah, but people are scared of the future. They can't remember what happened before thye existed, but there is the chance of creating new memories in the future. Everything is hurtling forwards and then BAM! KAPOW. ZING. KAPOOIE. WOWSA. FRAX. BRONG! POW. Gone.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

But they're not gone, they're still there in the past.
Death doesn't annihilate a person, it completes them. We all have our time and space in eternity. It's only the ego that causes strife.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

What does "gone" mean, if not "somewhere(/thing) other than where(what) they were in the past"?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

You should know better than to get involved in this one.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

they remain in exactly the same place in space and time as ever they did, do and will.
you are thinking of existence as transient and only applies to the present.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

But you can't go back to that space and time.
Maybe in terms of quantum theory. But not in the majority of people's understanding of the way the world works.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

you ARE that space and time.
there's no going about it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

I'm not thinking of anything,
you're misusing language (which is developed and used in transient experience) to score New Age waffle points.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

"existence" isn't transient as a concept.
it may appear so grammatically, insofar as it would be correct grammar to say that something "existed" as much as it would do say it "exists in the past" and "does not exist now or in the present". There's nothing New Age about any of this. Mathematicians use the term with no reference to time or chronology whatsoever.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

You're still waffling
human experience is transient. The fact that money existed in your bank account and will always have existed in your bank account at a certain time (which is only saying it existed) won't stop you being evicted for non-payment because at the time of demanding the money was gone.

You're at best replying to a conversational use of "gone" with a totally different definition. It doesn't show you're right, just that you've misunderstood the meaning of what was being said.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I can't help but think that you've misunderstood the meaning of what I've said,
either that or you're for some reason motivated to prove that the universe is a fundamentally depressing place.

Human experience is transient, that is correct. But "experience" as such is only a point of view. See things differently, intellectually, and things don't look so bad.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

If you find it depressing, that's up to you
I'm taking issue with saying something that's gone is not gone because it's still where it was in the past at that point in time.

Whereas it's gone, by the definition of "gone", so if that gone-ness is upsetting or disquieting to someone, you don't change anything about its gone-ness or their affect, you just dangle shiny sophistry to distract them. Which may have been your aim, but I suspect not.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I think the problem may be with the word "gone" itself.
I suppose what I'm saying is that nothing is really ever literally gone at all. Or that "gone" doesn't strictly mean "non existent".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

That's not the way the human psyche works though.
Think of something in the past. It's behind you. Think of something you'll do tomorrow... Next year. You visualise it in front of you, further and further. It's the way the mind deals with the concept of time, no matter how rationally you think of it, it puts it into a spatial perspective. No-one ever thinks of time as a non-linear thing. So once you're gone, you're gone.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

You're thinking of time as a two way thing.
Like once you past a postbox on the road, you can always go back if you forgot to post your letter.

In terms of time, you pass the postbox by a footstep and it's gone. Completely. You can never go back and post that letter in that postbox.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

but the postbox is still there.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

What's the point of it being there if it's unaccessible?
The future is liquid, changeable, you can go where you want. Once it's the past it's fixed and you can never revisit. I'd be a lot more scared of not having those choices in the future than erasing all the choices I remember having made in the past.

Edit- I totally understand what you mean though. In terms of existing in different times and spaces and all that stuff. It's just the way people normally think when they go through their day to day business can't be like that or no-one would get anything done.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

*shoots blaster at microphone*
this was a boring conversation anyway
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

But is the blaster still shooting at the microphone?
Hahaha :P
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

maybe that's why I never get anything done.
but the apparent liquidity of the future is only an illusion produced by the fact that we only remember the past and have no knowledge of the future. If there's a reason for everything, then it was all defined from the beginning to the end.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Now you're getting spiritual, and I'm afraid I don't subscribe to that.
:)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I never thought of "there's a reason for everything" as being particularly spiritual.
It's largely what drives scientific enquiry. It certainly drives mine.
I don't subscribe to the idea that things happen by chance. I'm not talking about some mystical force of "fate" here, just basic logical necessity. Any wave equation in maths or physics, for instance, has its entire time evolution determined and fixed uniquely from its initial conditions. Quantum mechanics comes in and makes a bit of a mess of that, but even still. I can't think of anything that's ever happened in my life that could logically have happened any differently. People sometimes ask the hypothetical "if you were young again, would you make different choices?" and the answer's no, because I'd still have the same knowledge the second time round as the first.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

oh the universe cares,
on the whole it gives people exactly what they ask for. It's just a case of learning to speak its language.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

What language is that, pray?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

esperanto

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

well I'll give you an example.
man puts his hand in bowl of boiling water.
"argh!" he exclaims, "my hand is burnt! The Universe mustn't care about me!"

It's the language of the Laws of Nature.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

That's not caring
in any meaningful sense of the word. That's blind impartiality.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

It cares about impartiality,
it doesn't pick favourites. It's been very carefully set up to allow us to achieve whatever we want, and what could be more caring than that?
Caring has to be impartial, if it is to be anything but arbitrary self-satisfaction, hence phrases such as "you've got to be cruel to be kind" and "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Then if anything cares
it's whatever set the universe up, not the universe itself. That cares no more than a dialysis machine, it just does its job.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

good point,
I prefer to stick with the Universe these days because bringing God up too early puts people off. But still, isn't this just semantics? It's like saying I don't care, only the genes that led to the formation of my brain.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

the difference between your will and the molecules that form your genes
is more than a semantic one, isn't it? Certainly if you believe in a Prime Mover, will must be a fairly fundamentally different thing to chemistry.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I don't subscribe to any form of dualism, if that's what you mean.
The brain is an entirely deterministic state machine. But it is still said that people have the capacity to "care".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

And they do so by modifying their behaviour
to improve the welfare of other humans. Compare and contrast with "I don't care about X" - it doesn't affect your desires and you won't do anything differently as a result of X's existence. Like the universe. :)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

There is nothing in the universe to which the Laws of Nature do not respond.
They care about every last grain of sand. And everything that happens is in some way connected to everything else that happens. The Universe fundamentally cannot ignore any fact, or person. It may appear uncaring when it isn't partial to your whims, but really, it's still doing exactly as you ask. Because you think you want one thing, but you ask for the opposite.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

But they don't modify their response.
And you don't ask in any voluntary way, or signalling way. You don't have a choice but to 'ask'.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Your actions aren't voluntary?
And a brain doesn't modify its response, either. It merely has a very complex response that depends on past events. As do the laws of nature; which they'd have to, because a brain is entirely subject to those very same laws of nature.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Yes, they are
but my actions and conscious asking has no effect upon the universe. I only ask to be scalded by hot water in the sense that someone asks for a smack in the mouth by being a twat. And since we're ignorant of (probably) much of the natural law of things, we can't ask in an informed way.

A human modifies its response dependent on past events. It is complex. There's no disagreement there.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

yeah I think the Universe as a whole is pretty complex too,
agreement there, I hope? The point is, brain cells don't change the way they work as such, they really change the "data" stored in them.

Your actions have every effect upon the universe, otherwise what's the point in doing anything? Your actions have consequences. We're not that ignorant of the effects of, for instance, boiling water, but it's in our own interests to find out more. Ignorance is not an excuse.

I think perhaps the trouble is that people tend to think of "caring" in a very personal way. I say the Universe cares. I don't mean so much that it cares whether you're happy or not. It'll kill you, if you ask it in the right way, and won't feel a jot of guilt. It's up to you not to ask for a smack in the mouth, if that's not what you want. Because that's not such a scathing analogy as you might think. The guy who gives you a smack in the mouth cares about you being a twat. What the universe cares about is complete impartiality, because that's the only thing that provides us with opportunities to achieve anything. It would actually be, in my opinion at least, a bit rubbish and pointless if we were all just fanned and fed grapes by angels all day.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I want some bloody sweets.
Or something sweet.

*Pops five of the 15 helium balloons keeping you afloat*

I think that would let you down slowly.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I got sent loads of haribo in my randomburns.
RESULT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Fetch the stomach pump!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

There's lots of ducks quacking loudly outside
I think duck rape might be involved
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

:(
o noes
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I do mean rape performed
by ducks. On a swan or something.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Phwoaar!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'll get in on that duckfucking action!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

On video?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Any medium.
I'm easy. When there's a handsome mallard on the go, I'll do anything!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

bingo is going well
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822

gaz now
( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

I might possibly be out then :(
and I'd dearly love to play
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

It's getting late.
and jurassic park is on tv.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Jurassic Park is rubbish

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

There is very little on tv.
It has dinosours in it.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

What channel?
I only have ITV in this room :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

itv2

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

you are wrong
on the internet
( MrA, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Every time I phoned the London office last week I pretended to be another animal from a movie
Being the T-Rex from JP was my favourite.
( magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

i'm dying of pancreatic cancer.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

you feeling ok? i'm thinking of you all the time, i wish i couldn't, i might go back on the smack in a big way again

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

i've lost a lot of hair already
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Try not to.
You're one of the good ones.
( Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

the bed sitting room
is out on dvd. for those of you that haven't seen it, imdb it. those of you that have, (you know who you are) i guess you'll wanna get it
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

dull thread bingo, good luck
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

i earn nothing from this and have bought thousands and millions of pounds worth of prizes
you are just a bully
( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

lololol don't leave forever pls

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Did you get your randomburn?
If not today, it should be there tomorrow.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Yeah I got it this morning when I got in from me holiday!
Thank you very much!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

what can i win?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

great times, and top prizes

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

if you can promise this in an offence-free environment
i'm in
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

no offence on bingo nights, no offence

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)