reply to this with things in your head(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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is she gonna replyor am i gonna go down to the shore and burn rubbish
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weaver., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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I hope there is chicken soup in the cupboard.I'm off out for a fag.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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I've got cock soup in my cupboard.Gonzo very kindly brought some to my last but one bash.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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I've only got tomato.I may bring a variety of soups to your August bash. Really show gonz up.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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They'll need to have comedy names.Or pictures of cocks on the front.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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There's nothing funny about soup.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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No more facts. I have my degree. WOOOOOP WOOOOOOP.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!Four of us are off to the cocktail bar again tomorrow to celebrate passing our exams and one of the others just got engaged. I foresee much giggling tomorrow evening.
What did you get?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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A 2:1!Yay!
I was supposed to be celebrating with T but he's got flu so I'm at home but had a nice drink with my mum and sister and it's just a lovely feeling.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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Swine flu?All the best people get 2:1s. It's just nice not to have deadlines isn't it? My last one is December then I'm done for good.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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Could be...he might turn into a pig.So nice not to have deadlines, and not to wake up and have all the reading looming over you, and to read for pleasure!
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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I went out and bought a load of books the week before I had to get stuff injust to give me the last incentive I needed to get on with it. I'm happily working my way through them now.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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erm...jobs have dealines too. If I were you I'd become a philosopher instead.
Deadlines, Metrics, Targets, 'Stretch-targets', Missions, make the most of it while you can avoid being under pressure, and when you enter the job market, make sure you are ON TOP and doling it out, not under the cosh and stressing about it :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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I know. But for this year I'm a barmaid.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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then again, at least with regular workyou get to go home at 5.... in the evening, not the morning.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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It is beautiful having the weekends off.But I'm not sure if it makes up for how much more work I have to do overall.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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Make them wait for their pints :)(
The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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at least in a pubif someone is being an arsehole, chances are you can get a bouncer to throw them out.
Less chance of that if you're in an office and it's a colleague in Accounts being an arsehole :-(
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well done you clevery personnow I know who to come to when I need something translated in a rush.... Babelfish isn't good enough for most of the stuff I get through from Magneti
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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At work we need to get papers and technical manuals translated quite oftenbut luckily we're based in a city full of foreign students so it's not too expensive.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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The last time I used Babelfishafter a web-automated reply from a supplier's query site, it said 'Greetings! We will immediately sit down on your query and talk over it!'
another 'That's Life' moment :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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Pfffft.I bet that gave you no end of confidence in their services.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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I charge for that sort of thing nowadays.Am working for the family business as a translator this year, then going back to uni September 2010 to get my translation masters.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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ah- I didn't mean I was expecting a freebiebut I'd rather put the money in the hand of someone that earns the cash, not the office manager who makes a living by skimming money from those that actually have the talent to do the job.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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*sweeps you up into a wonderful hug*When does Lizzie get her results?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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*snuggle snuggle*No idea, mine are relatively early compared to other unis I think though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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i need a piss(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Ahbut they dont have any calorific value if they're someone elses
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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iutsde reeall;;y jhatrd 2 typ[ewityh yuoure toiunmgue(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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My ability to type is unaffected, I can assure you.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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that's because the size of your tongue is directly proportional to your skills at cunnilingusyour tongue-typing skills proving that you have the length and girth of an Ikea pencil.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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argh scared is this going to be cheaper fuck i'm actually leaving this is weird i'm hungry i want a fag i want the sims 3(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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I'd guess Ireland.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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What is it they say about assumption being the brother of all fuckups?(
TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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I don't know. What?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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Fucker.Go and watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, then come back and exchange quotes with me
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TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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I'd rather watch the Eastenders omnibus on Sunday.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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YOU AIN'T MA MUVVA!(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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Back to the Motherland.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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Does that mean you're not coming to the bash?(
The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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Oooh, I meant to check that. Probably not, unless I find a big pile of money or something:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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Gah.You will be missed. We'll phone you so you can shout abuse at us.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Fucking hell, that took me far too long to work out.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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It wasn't the snappiest of strikethroughsGood evening Esme Wesme
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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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Hi Broady Woady(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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Horse.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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Exactly what is the distinction between analytic and synthetic propositions?If we say 'all bachelors are unmarried', that's an analytic proposition, because 'unmarried' is contained within the definition of 'bachelor'.
But how is this different from saying 'all cakes have icing'? If I've only ever seen cakes with icing, when I say 'cake' I surely must be referring to something that has icing, so the statement is necessarily true.
When we come to see a cake that doesn't have icing, we revise our definition of 'cake', and remove 'has icing' from the list of predicates of the thing we refer to when we say 'cake' - but we couldn't do this with 'bachelor'. Why not?
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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yur wel cleva, innit(
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The alternative would be to say that even if I haven't ever seen cakes without icing,they're still in the set of things I refer to when I say 'cake'. But that's just crazy.
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Or that when I say somethingI refer to a rough amalgamation of all of the predicates, but a few are dispensible. But that seems crazy too.
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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the present king of France is bald(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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Well in this case 'iced' is a dispensible predicate.The reason being it's not a necessary predicate that's generally associated with cakes. If everyone else agreed that cakes must be iced, then it would be in the same category as batchelor.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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If 'cake' necessarily entailed icingyou wouldn't have chosen it as your example.
If no-one had any significant experience of cakes without icing, the word 'cake' would necessarily entail icing.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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That's what I'm saying.But doesn't that seem weird and wrong?
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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No. Why?Only because you choose something you know and then give it a "weird and wrong" definition.
If all blee consists of crawt and fleem, then blee without fleem is just crawt. Or fleemless blee.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07,
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Oh, who the fuck caresStop reading into what people say and mean so much and get on with your fucking like
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TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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I missed the question mark out on purpose,to frustrate you!
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TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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This is liketouch my bum.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:28,
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possibly because the word "bachelor" is unique; its only definition being an unmarried manyou could never see a married bachelor that could give you the option to revise your definition. However, you've presumed the meaning of cake by observation, as the word "Cake," is effectively meaningless because its dictionary definition doesnt tell us whether to expect meringue, black-forest gateau or cheesecake.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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Revision of definition is important.Until I see an uniced cake, when I say 'cake' I refer to things that are iced. The statement 'all cakes have icing' is true, because when I say 'cake' I refer to something that has icing.
After I see an uniced cake, I revise my definition of cake, so the statement 'all cakes have icing' is false. But the two statements mean different things, so it's perfectly okay for the one to be true and the other to be false. They pick out different things, but using the same symbols.
This *isn't satisfactory*. It doesn't seem right. But I don't see how it can't be.
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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It's perfectly satisfactory to me.That kind of statement will always depend on your own definition. In this case 'true' only really means 'consistent with my definition'.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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But in that case we don't know anything empirically, because all statements are analytic.Which is just intuitively wrong.
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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Intuition doesn't always go very far.We know it well enough to interact quite happily with the world, but I'd argue it's always subjective.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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Intuition is, it seems to me, massively important to philosophy.Most of what philosophy does is to try to come up with a definition of a thing that is both logically consistent and roughly fits in with our intuition.
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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I thought the exact opposite (my first degree was part philosophy).I never saw any reason to assume that the logical conclusion would coincide with my intuitive beliefs.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:19,
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nothing is intuitively anythingagain, intuition is just based on a historical pattern of previous experiences driving expectation; it's not really a hardwired genetic expectation that you're born with.
But if we're talking about abstract names of things, like bachelor and cake, then of course they can be analytic. Remember there are elements hypothesized and calculated to exist but never empirically proven to exist, but they still have names and weights and other definitions.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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is there any way you could revise your definition of bachelor?could bachelor ever include another variable than "married/unmarried?" No. Hence the distinction of the two types.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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Okay. I think that's right.Can we say why one is revisable and the other isn't?
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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The only distinction I can see is that we can't imagine how batchelor would be extended.I don't think it's logically impossible to extend the definition of batchelor, just unlikely and hard to see why it would be done.
As cake covers such a wide variety of objects, it's easy to see it expanding as a definition.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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because bachelor is just a classification of an already existing object; a man, a male, a human.Whereas cake isn't even a foodstuff; it's such a broad spectrum of objects that its multi-variable nature (icing yes/no; cream yes/no; egg yes/no; hot yes/no;) means that it can still be revised down until there is only one variable. Hence, cake is revisable, but black forest gateau isn't ("was this made with cherries, cream and cocoa sponge yes/no?"), and until you reach that point, all other variables are dispensible.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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I'm not sure if i see the distinction between 'iced, yes/no' and 'brown/blonde/red haired' for a batchelor.Is it just that we're assuming we can recognise a man much better than we can regonise a cake?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:25,
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Because 'unmarried' is a necessary condition to call someone a batchelor, it's a part of the definition.'iced' is not necessary to call something a cake. You could easily define it as such, and discard uniced 'cakes' from that group, but that wouldn't fit with the common definition.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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But suppose nobody had ever seen a cake that didn't have icing.Wouldn't 'has icing' be part of the definition of the cake? Why would it be a more dispensible predicate than the predicate 'unmarried' is of 'bachelor'?
If I (and suppose for convenience everybody else) have only ever seen iced cakes, how can I be referring to anything other than a set of things that contains the predicate 'has icing'?
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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because you've developed your own meaning of "cake"whereas you didn't develop your own meaning of "bachelor" from observation, as there is only one variable to bachelor; married or unmarried. Cakes have many, many variables, which is why icing is not an intrinsic part of their dictionary definition
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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It wouldn't be more dispensible.Unless society or some social group decided to extend their definition to include uniced cakes, then the definition would be unchanged.
In the same way, if society for whatever reason decided to include 'men with brown hair' or something in their definition of batchelor, then 'unmarried' would be dispensible.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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To answer your original pointa cake without icing wouldn't lose the predicate; it would not be called a cake.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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But that can't be right. We revise our meaning of words all the time to account for new experiences.If I saw something that was exactly like a cake in all respects except that it wasn't iced, I'd remove 'is iced' from my list of cakey predicates, and from then on I'd mean something different when I said 'cake'.
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Comma, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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not reallyif I saw a human body that had absolutely everything except a leg, I wouldn't call it a human. It's a cripple. A fucking one-legged spacker cripple cunt.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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Who else would?No-one would have a clue what you were talking about. Until you popularised it, and then cake would not require icing.
Bachelor is an existing widely-used word for [man] + [is married]. The reason you don't talk about a married bachelor is because it's not useful communication.
Words are for communication, there's no logos behind them. They're only meaningful because they're useful; their meaning is their use.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:19,
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On the flip sidesome nouns have so many predicates that if you try to analyse them they all but disappear. "Game" is one. Yet people use them every day and know exactly what a game is.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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Have you really never seen a cake without icing?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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Not even a victoria sponge?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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Surely you've seen a jaffa cake?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED JURASSIC PARK?!??!(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:35,
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I want my 360 to work again.I miss Fallout 3.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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There had better be some bread here.I can't have soup without bread.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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put rice in it*not joking*
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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That just doesn't sound right.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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this Mega Man 9 isway harder than all the original NES ones used to be. Seriously, they're taking the piss.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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What cunt ate all the bread?Who the fuck eats an entire fucking loaf of bread?
Why am I still missing two randomburns?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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Only two?You're lucky. I've only had one so far and an apology and promise for a second.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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You can have the one piston broke sent me, if you like.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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Ditto. Picking Mike's up from the Post Office tomorrow as I wasn't even worth putting a stamp on it by the sound of things!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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Never mind, the bread was in a different cupboard.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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Did you get my randomburn?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:09,
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FUCKHOLESI posted them all at once. I've not heard anything from the others I posted to so it looks like I may have to DO IT AGAIN.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:23,
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I've had one from Jorvic, GRoS and piston.Waiting for your one, and I don't know who the fifth one is.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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Yes ta!Tis good too.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:59,
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"Dekion. Do do do do.Oh Dekionplexis do do do do do
you are my candy girl" etc.
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Cae1, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10,
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cruncheewww.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Dg3QMfWgQ
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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thisspotify:track:4LX1UlvBCZhwVMFeM2kSgA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16,
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you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'emI hate musicals, but they appear to be as popular as ever thanks to bloody Andrew Lloyd Webfeet and Graham Norton and the BBC.
So I thought I'd subvert it from the inside, rewrite the songs and hope no-one in the west end notices. e.g. from The Sound Of Music.
cheap wine and porno
and pasta al forno
Xbox, Bittorrent, and
websites 'abhorrent'
Kung fu films, Astons,
Flash Gordon and Ming,
These are a few of my favourite things,
98 Octane and
Jack Daniels whiskey,
Solder fumes, lasers
and the odd Cornish Piskey
Fighter jets, wispa bars
Dune starring Sting,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Div-X, Nintendo
and first person shooters
80s TV and my
self-built computers
Canadian rockers
who screech when they sing,
These are a few of my favourite things,
When the wine's gone,
When the fuel's out.
When I'm kicked in the 'nads.
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
What would you rewrite if you were given the opportunity?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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the world is your oystercarry on
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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you should use gilgamesh's picard filter(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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emergency kittens are where it's at(
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kittens are never a force for good(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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this really sucks(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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Why do you like 98 Octane fuel?does it make your Golf go faster?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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regular 95 unleadedknocks more. and it's a saab.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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Shell V-powerfor my MX5.
/edit - damn that song is going to be stuck in my head now.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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ah goodI currently have some deathmetal screech noise that was sent to me by a Randomburner, but outside of the official apparatus, rattling round my cranium.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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Maybe I'll put some Man of Kin onthat should drive everything else out.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Gregorian chants FTWstopping every verse to administer a whack to the head with a wooden board
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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Does your saab not have knock sensors then?(I wasn't aware saab made an engine big enough to demand 98)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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my V6 does notand only 2 oxygen sensors, one of which is out.
The cars at work don't have knock sensors either, they imply knock from piston velocity calculations. Knock sensors ain't everything. Anyway, I'd rather not retard the spark advance on sensing knock if I can not get so much knock in the first place.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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calculating piston velocity?fucking hell, how do they manage to do that? multiple crank position sensors?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49,
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neural network in the EMS.no it's not BS.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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I'm only just learning about ECUs to start withgetting my head around Motronic 1.3, let alone EMS :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58,
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Bosch invented CANwithout that I'd not be in my current job.
So Bosch is ace.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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That stuff goes wayyyyy over my headIf I can't solve it with a can of carb cleaner, I'm not interested
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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He was a boy of soft demeanourand he loved his carburettor cleaner
the vapour made a sweet aroma
he sniffed himself into a coma...
(Lacquer Head, Primus)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08,
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Cheap wine? Jack Daniels?No no no no.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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does it count if I mix my JD with expensive cola?when I say cheap wine, there is not such thing any more of course in the UK. I mean 'less than £4 a bottle' if I'm lucky.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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Still rough. Both JD and coke.And less than £4 is cheap wine.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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what's wrong with cheap?he said low on price, not low on quality.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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i liked it*touches himself over the I am 16 going on 17 song now*
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
I'd rewrite that ^www.b3ta.com/talk/2034608
psst... your first verse should be ABAB.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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blimey!only three years later on, I'm nicking your idea :-) sorry!
p.s. liked yours though :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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GLASSCOCK!! ETChehehe "Cornish Piskey".
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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lived therer for 6 yearsso I figure I'm allowed to reference it....
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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BEATING THE FATKersal and I just went to Arsenal Stadium, her straddling her bike, and me on my Salomon ST8s - classic skates from the 90s.
I've worked out that I can do about 6 miles an hour, so I could skate to work in about 35-40 minutes.
EXERCISE.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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Then you could moisturise your face and mince up the staircase.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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nothing from the 90s can yet be called 'classic'(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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Considering you can't buy them any more, I'd say that they are classic for that brand.(
SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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Fucking hell, you can't buy a Skoda Favorit any more eitherCLASSIC!~
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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I like them!I'm really not sure why
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Tavria, THATS a classic, because it's an iconic piece of Ukranian motoringThe Favorit is just a parts-bin Polo whilst VW tried to work out what the fuck they ought to be doing with the Skoda factory they'd just bought.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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i can't buy Sunday's paper either(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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I do 2 hours at the gym3 times a week. I'm still a massive fatty.
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jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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As long as it's natural fattiness, I can forgive youI for one fully accept that some people or podgier than others, and that as long as you are eating healthy and working out then there is nothing to worry about :)
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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hahahanow my monitor needs wiping
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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i get tired listening(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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I've started walking about a mile and a half at lunchtimebut other than that, gardening and housework absolutely nothing at all.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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It's must be workingbecause you snagged that hotty of yours.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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He's probably reading this you know.(
The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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On our quietest job I walk ten milesNo wonder I'm so athletic looking
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
The Emirates, dear.Emirates Stadium. Arsenal Stadium is for UEFA and miseries.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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just shaped like one..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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When I'm working at the more distant hospital it's about a 40 minute walk for me.It wouldn't be so bad, but Sheffield is fucking hilly.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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I'm not really moaning.I could go to the other hospital and take the free shuttle bus and get there as fast, but I enjoy the walk.
The bits that aren't along busy roads, anyway
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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What were your musical tastes at school?mod, punk?
I was a bit of a headbanger.
Edit: Although I was a big Madness fan
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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Cheesy pop, rock and old man musicMuch the same as it is now really. There isn't much I won't listen to.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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metal.and crustyism. I was called Jesus by the 4th years.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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I was nicknamed Jesus at an old job.I think it's something which comes to all long haired men.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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I had that as well(See profile for proof why)
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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I started with very little care for musicbut in the early 6th I discovered Iron Maiden and Greenday.
Towards the end of the 6th form, I was discovering prog rock.
This stuck with me throughout uni.
Although I am very much a prog fan today, I listen to the radio in the morning which has tuned by ears into the more rock-pop bands of the last decade.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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PROG!Have you heard 'Larks Tongues in Aspic'?
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Bit of pop to fit in with all the other kids.Some prog but mostly rock.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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you fucking hippy(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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I was an indie/rock/grunge/goth/hippy kidI wouldn't have described myself that way, it's how I was described by kids at school.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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grungernirvana, soundgarden etc
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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I had hair down to my tits and wore Cradle Of Filth t-shirtsbut I fucking hated the Smiths, because Morrisey is a cunt
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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Punk 'n' metalmainly independant punk bands.. and some lovely metal in the form of motorhead and sabbath etc etc etc
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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I've been a smiths fan since aged four(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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every day you disappoint me a little more(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Oh you LOVE me.Don't act like you don't.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Mostly metal.My tastes haven't changed all that much since then.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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In my high school years I had an ongoing Motorhead obsession(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:21,
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so yeah, it's warm todayanyone ever seen a television programme?
I had a sandwich
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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one time i watched a movie about a woman and a walrus in love(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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fear meBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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*shake, shake, shake, shakes the room.*(
Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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I heard you liked it...big willy style.. 'arf!
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:11,
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Fucksakeeven the newbs have a dig these days. bog off to QOTW.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrffffffsorry.. just burped
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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hello existing userwho are you?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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It's yer mamnahhhh get on wiv da washin up and put those skiddy pants in the machine
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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there was a salmon and something about a gazebo, i'll be honest I was in intensive care when I watched it(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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Titanic II?What happened to Jack, and why Rose managed to stay warm and alive in the water all that time?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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she became oldand he died in the first one
there wasn't a seaquall
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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an interqual thenit elaborates on the three days between the boat sinking and Rose being found by the rescue boats. And yes, it was three days, not hours, they explain it through a clever flashback sequence, and it's where Rose and Jack befriend a walrus but then Rose and the walrus fall in love and it's the walrus that drags Jack down to the depths but then it sacrifices itself so that Rose can gorge on its tasty tasty blubber.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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they should do one where Rose marries a dragon(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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Can I play this'calling each other by our real names game'? Um, Sarah?
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jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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Certainly, Jenjamin.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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It's better than your 'real' real nameIsn't it, Slaglegs?
Love Jonathan
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
Unfortunately, a parody of a boring postis also quite boring.
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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imagine what it would be like if people didn't post when they had nothing to saylike ... wow, that would be soooo weird
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:33,
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That's because you didn't really put enough effort into it(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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No, I've never even seen a TV, let alone a TV programme because that's what the government use to pump their propaganda into your head.
Also, "warm" - you don't know the meaning of the word unless you were on the commuter train from Nottingham to Lincoln tonight, with no opening windows, no A/C and millions of underage clubbbers piling on at Newark.
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C, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:35,
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I dun a pooand saw Ian McShane do some killing.
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chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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I WANT YOU TO MAKE A STATEMENT THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO YOU"The recycling route is defintely the way to go"
Take your time..and thiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:27,
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Your CIA contact was picked up this morning.your cover is blown. RUN.
would this site work as a cover for contacts between spies? I think it would, purely due to the random nature of posts.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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It shall be a warm summer and frosty winter.The flock has denied it's neutrality.
;)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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I fell in a pond, in the winter,It was cold.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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Blimey, it's well warm, proper opening all the windows and supping tiny bottles ofFrench lager weather.
Also Pimms, reduced from £18 to £10 at Morrisons. Imagine that.
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Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:27,
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Pimms is for gays and trustafarians.I'm drinking one now. Chin Chin!
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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I'm all for some thinly sliced fruit in drinks, I'm not sure about puttinghalf a fruit bowl and mint leaves in a drink though.
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Druid, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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It's a fruit salad with booze.eat fruit, then get pissed afterwards. I don't pour beer on a curry.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:31,
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i already mentioned the humidityCHRIST!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:28,
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It was raining in lumps here this afternoon after all the hotnessI can't imagine Pimms
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
I left a fantastically sunny DyceTo come home to fucking mist. I couldn't even see the beach while driving down the waterfront. Stupid fucking east coast. As such, my house is not as warm as it could be.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:29,
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I have some ready-mixed Pimms in the fridgeI should have had some. But I had wine instead.
I think I'm turning into a lightweight because one glass has made me feel quite giddy.
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:30,
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sorrystart using old peoples words.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:33,
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Giddy is an old person word?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:34,
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Any of you got* Setanta?*I mean had
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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no, all i have is my goose and a punnet(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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WHAT KIND OF PUNNET!!!!!???!!(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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SHADDAP YA FAYCE!(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:01,
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HOW'S CYNTHIA?!(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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SHE LOST HER LEG IN THE CRASH AND NOW ALL SHE DOES IS PUZZLES(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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no, PUZZLES, ya fucking twat(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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Fucking hell, calm down, she's only your nephew.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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PUNNET3.bp.blogspot.com/_lHrkh_pi3AY/SMgSyJ0UunI/AAAAAAAAHaE/lhuv4LRHgzI/s400/OT08+-+Meat+Us,+Meet+Punnet.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:09,
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Very humid today.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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my undies were stuck to my arse(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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she lost her leg in the crashjust staring out the window like a fucking mong
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:10,
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I cancelled the other day.I'm going to check my credit card next month though. Those crafty Paddies!
I guess we're all just switching funding to ESPN.
:(
I feel bad for those suckers who paid £70 a year.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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i'm sorry to break it to you like this, but Setanta doesn't existbut the Easter Bunny does
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scott,, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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he does, it's in the contractin the section labelled "Setanta Clause"
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:22,
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NoI've never wanted to have any of the Sky Sports package. It's all so dull.
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:00,
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OH NOESThe cricket is EXCELLENT!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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That is even duller than most of the dull sportsI'll watch a bit of Wimbledon until the grunting gets too much, but that's pretty much my limit.
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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Thank you for my surprise randomburns!I have eaten my sweeties and i shall be listening to the CD in the car tomorrow!
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:05,
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Yay! No problem!Everything okay with you and yours?
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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I got a surprise randon burn toofrom rhcpaul. I've been listening to it in the car.
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jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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I haven't got any surprise random burnsYou are very lucky.
I wonder what happened to the three more CDs I should have had?
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:10,
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I've brought yours in today but left it in the car.I only remembered when I got in it to go home!
I'll bring it in again tomorrow!!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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Well, obviously.Surely playing sport is more fun than watching someone else do it, though?
I certainly find that with computer games.
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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noi do have eggy bread though, which is a million times better than setanta
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weaver., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:02,
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what would you find to talk about if televisions didn't exist?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:03,
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don't forget 20.15 tonightoutside, trees.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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sarah beeney's on now*rubs knees*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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Fuck knowsBut I'm very thankful no one has started talking about Big-wanking-Brother.
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jenpots, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:06,
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what we'd put in that big empty space in the corner of the living room(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:09,
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Nope. The only thing I'd probably watch on there is the NRL and occasional Premier League gameIt wasn't worth the extra.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:04,
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No, the sports channels are all ridiculously expensiveI would like to know if it's wrong to want to bum Hugh Laurie though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:21,
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It was part of my TV packagebut I think I only watched it about twice in the past year.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:21,
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talk about something new, i'm bored(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:41,
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Let's talk about sex babyLet's talk about you and me
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:41,
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sex is when dadda has beers and wants to be happy with ewe(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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The game of chess, is like a swordfight..(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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I come like a thousand doves.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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no, no, no-no, no-no, there's no limit(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:46,
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ain't nothin but a g thang babee(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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it's cool, just give him one of those belated birthday cards(
ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:50,
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mum has been ill(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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only on tuesdaysit's sunbed night
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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get the mindbleach readyand google harlequin babies
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chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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I don't find them particularly distressing to look atI find them fascinating more than anything. What causes it? How does that change the way they're formed in the womb?
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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Im guessing thatwomen having sex with chupacabra is the answer you are looking for
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chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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womb-ovensWhile the womb is preheating, score the skin of the baby. It will be scored already, but it's always best to add a few more lines. To do this you can use the point of a very sharp paring knife, or Stanley knife, or you can now even buy a special scalpel from a good quality kitchen shop! What you need to do is score the skin all over into thin strips, bringing the blade of the knife about halfway through the fat beneath the skin.
Now place the baby in a tin, skin-side up, halve the onion and wedge the two pieces in slightly underneath the meat. Now take about 1 tbsp of crushed salt crystals and sprinkle it evenly over the skin, pressing it in as much as you can.
Place the baby on a high shelf in the womb and roast it for 9 months. Turn the heat down to 190C/375F/Gas 5, and calculate the total cooking time allowing 2 months to the pound. In this case it would be a further 2½ months.
There's no need to baste baby as there is enough fat to keep the meat moist. The way to tell if the meat is cooked is to insert a skewer in the thickest part and the juices that run out should be absolutely clear without any trace of pinkness.
When the baby is cooked remove it from the womb and give it at least 30 minutes resting time before carving. While that is happening, tilt the tin and spoon all the fat off, leaving only the juces. The onion will probably be black and charred, which gives the gravy a lovely rich colour. Leave the onion in, then place the roasting tin over direct heat, turned to low, sprinkle in the flour and quickly work it into the juices with a wooden spoon.
Now turn the heat up to medium and gradually add the cider and the stock, this time using a balloon whisk until it comes up to simmering point and you have a smooth rich gravy. Taste and season with salt and pepper, then discard the onion and pour the gravy into a warmed serving jug. Serve the baby carved in slices, giving everyone some cracklin
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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done itwww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hlq1.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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oslowww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hlq21.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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I'm currently reading thismydrunktexts.com/
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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I've never been drunk so I find it hard to relate to this.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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yes, it certainly is hot todaymost humid indeed
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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It's like Twitter for the QOTWers.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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how many bears can you fit in a car?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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one, if heems is chubbeh(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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Tech Talk with /Talkhello lovely talkboarders. I have a quick question. Are any of you using the IE6 browser? If so, I have another question for you.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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The only reason I can think of anyone using that is if they're on a work PC.and even then they should be shouting at their employers.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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it's an absolute PITA browser(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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It's old and smelly to boot.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:08,
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You're going to ask them out, aren't you?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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You're only saying that so you can have them all(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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Ha!I KNEW IT!
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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JMG, I have 'added' you 'on' 'xbox'(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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But what if we're not?Come on now, we're excluded from this thread :(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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you can still participateit just won't be as much FUN!!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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I'm using FF on OSX, it's a pile of shite.I feel very excluded. Mainly because many websites don't work on Macbook.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
I use it at workbecause work don't like tabs or security (I can only assume).
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in vino veritas, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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you most likely work for a large corporationslow to roll out changes across large groups of employees, yeah?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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thisIE6 has more security holes than erm...something with lots of security loopholes.
I block IE6 and any other older browser across the networks I look after.
I block Chrome too.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
Well if we're doing techie stuffDoes anyone know anything about Panda antivirus? It's a kaspersky one and someone recommended it to me because I was moaning about AVG taking too long to load.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:04,
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save yourself headaches and heartaches and use Avastfree and open source supported, best damn free personal virus protection on the planet.
avast-home.en.softonic.com/
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:06,
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ThanksI'll ty that. I think I've seen Avast recommended on here before.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:09,
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it has a sexeh male voice too that tells you when it's updated itself(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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Mine's a Geordie accentit says "why eye man, your database has been updated like"
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:35,
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it´s shitand it´s free for a reason....
you don´t get half the amount of engine detection and cleanup like you do in the full version. and thats not even mentioning heuristic scanning.
For a home PC, nod32 and kaspersky are good choices. When I worked in the labs these used to have the highest detection rates, although Kaspersky can have a few false positives.
edit: also panda is shit. their offices are in madrid. They are like the noobs of anti-virus detection.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
or if you're willing to shell out £40 for a year, nod32second to none for me, they have a smart secuirty suite or the standalone antivirus
*virus and trouble-free for 5 years with it*
www.eset.co.uk/
it also uses piffling amounts of resources compared to 'most' other AVs
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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Cock pissI've left my laptop at work for the first time in about 6 months, and it's got a document that I was supposed to print out on it. Pisshit.
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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fuck IE6, fuck supporting it, fuck developing for it and fuck everyone who still uses itwww.techcrunch.com/2008/03/25/save-the-developers-stop-using-internet-explorer-6/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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IE6 still represents 31 percent of all browsers out therewe're fucked for a bit longer
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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while developers still pander to the idiot IE6 users, where's the incentive for those users to upgrade?STOP SUPPORTING IE6 OR THEY WILL USE IT FOREVER
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:16,
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actually you are in luck, I'm currently wearing it(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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I can tell, it's not blocking your popup very well(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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i use Opera, I sing into my modem(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 19:30,
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Is it hot out where you live?the air conditioner at work broke and I had to sneak off to stick my head in the ice maker.
How did you stay cool?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:44,
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It's been warm here today so I am going to go get fish and chips in a bit and go to the beach.I stay cool using an elaborate set of hoses pumping cold water all over my body.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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I think I lied when I said it was elaborate.It's just a hose.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:51,
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fan on all day (when working from home)drench hair in cold water
sit in boxers
drink cold beers
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
your way sounds betterNo head sticking anywhere
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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CPU coolers on my nipples(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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pushpins or do you have a friend lean over you with a screew driver?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:53,
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Im not authorised to hire anyone(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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I might go and stand in the walk in fridge for a bit(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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By opening the window and not being a warm temperature nancy boy.25 degrees is NOT hot.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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I used the air conditioner.Because I don't work in a shithole.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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It's pleasant here,dull but warm. Earlier we had a rain shower and the drops were enormous, you could hear the individual drops, it was odd.
Weather report!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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Opening windows is enought to keep me cool,it's not that warm
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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By wearing loose clothing, made from natural fibres, drinking plenty of waterand running my wrists under the cold tap.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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O2 wrote me a letter last week telling me that I have an outstanding bill of £0.00After being told it was a mishap, I was told I'd be reconnected within 48 hours. I wasn't, and was called by their collections department telling me I had an outstanding bill.
I wrote them a cheque for zero pounds and zero pence only and posted it today.
How have you killed time and wasted a perfectly good cheque recently?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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They whiped out a bill for £1332 last month =DDDDO2 are awesome, in that respect.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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I'd like to know how he avoided it please.Thanks.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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£6mb * 222mb=((((((
They have something called 'Call Shock', you can only use it once per situation, but you can claim you didn't know anything about such prices and they'll sort you out... it's better for them to get a customer for life than to go through courts.
It was by luck that I found someone who told me about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Gonzo. You are a tool.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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That's normally the rate when you don't have any inclusive data allowance.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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WowI've always had data allowances. I didn't realise how much they rape you for.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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It's (very expensive).(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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Haha.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:22,
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A friend of mine uses Tmobileand pays £2/day for all data transfered that day, subject to fair use policy.
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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They charge me £1.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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That's (not very expensive).Well done.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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I used to work at o2. Blame it on the sales guy who sold you itwho advised you all internet was free *cough*
My boss had a fit when a bill came in for 2400 GBP.
But to be fair, the porn and mp3s were worth it.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Well, Demon are a sack of shit.They may have got a cheque for £16.27 from me, for a service that they told me was free.
However, they will not get a cheque next year for £270, when my service is up for its annual renewal, as I shall be moving to one of their competitors. I shall also be advising all of my customers that I think Demon are a sack of shit and that they also move.
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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I had my ADSL service movedfrom the original telephone number, and onto a new telephone number. They informed me that the cost of transfering the service was free. But after 8 weeks of conversations and emails with a stroppy and shitty cust service dept, they are advising me that although the cost of moving the service was free, there was a period for a few days when an active ADSL service was working on both lines at the same time, and that this is what they are billing me for, basically a 2nd ADSL service for a few days.
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:14,
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dicks. I will NEVER use them! YOU HEAR ME DEMON!!??!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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The real pity is thatin the 15 years that I've been with them, I've not had much in the way of technical faults, less than one a year, as far as I can recall. I only transfered to broadband 5 years ago, having used ISDN before that.
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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Demon used to be fantastic for broadband.Then they got taken over by Bulldog (I think), and they went shit really fast, just like all the other companies Bulldog took over. Luckily I got out before the takeover.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:14,
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Scottish Power, I think.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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Wikipedia tells me that Scottish Power (who are part of Iberdrola) established Thus but floated it in 2002.Blimey.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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Ah yes.My knowledge is dredged up from a looong time ago, from their forums. I think Bulldog was probably an example of a company Thus took over and turned shit.
Another ADSL company to avoid is NewNet, who I migrated to after Demon. They fucked me over badly. Not monetarily, just really shit service, bad support over the phone, the (unfortunate) usual. They even used to monitor their forum for people with problems, and if the problem was because their service was poor (IE not user-end) they would delete the thread. A few days after I joined I found that they had changed the T&C to implement an incredibly strict download limit. They argued that I should have left when I got the letter explaining that (which of course I did not get, because they sent them out before I joined). I got Trading Standards involved and they helped (by which I mean they bitch slapped them all over the shop until they gave in).
WORDS!
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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Last year they also threatended to take me to court for not paying my billthis went on for three months. I consistently advised them, that I was unable to raise a cheque unless they send me an invoice, however, as their invoicing system was fucked at teh time, they were unable to send me one. Strange how the invoicing computer was broken, but the debt chasing department was still functioning ok.
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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jokefail you thick cunt(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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None of my cheques are good - they all bounce.(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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I played burnout paradise.It was shit.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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If you want a good racing game get PGR4 or Forza 2(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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Or fight night round 4 in 3 days OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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meeeh, doesn't do much for me I'm afraid :SI've got Halo ODST, GTA4: Ballad Of Gay Tony, ArmA II, PGR5, Assassin's Creed 2, and Project Natal in my scope atm.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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I'm just completely blinded by fnr4 at the minute.It's the only reason I've bought the console.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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I've go no fucking idea. It's suppose to be but I'll be damned if I can find any information about it....(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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Been playing ArmAII load the last couple of days.Amazing game but it kills my computer.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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I'm going to get it on Thursday when I get paid :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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Sweet.When we both eventually work out what all the buttons do, I think some online play is in order.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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ArmA II is supposed to be REALLY nice looking.But also so resource intensive that nobody has managed to run it at max settings yet.
Oh, also it's buggy as hell. Probably good 2 or 3 big patches away from something approaching complete.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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Getting back to me, then.Do any more of you have a grump with all that is awesome?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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It's been a while since one of you indoor gray-tans had a go at me.I think I'm beginning to win over internet misery.
Which in the long run has been a jog in the park.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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If only those fat fucks went for one ebvery now and again...(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Many an afternoon was spent cheerfully playing ice-cream van jingles out of the old car stereo.Those looks of disappointment emanating between the folds and the jowls.
I could have shot for a calender of woe.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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It's been a while since I was hereI'm glad the battle is going well
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TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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ROBBBBBBIE!You've come back to us. Like a homing pidgeon.
With downs.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Jammy. I am on the lookout for cheap European holiday destinations.Initial thoughts from the towers?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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I will ALWAYS recommend Costa Rica as a destination and a place to put your feet up.The only football shirt I saw over there was a Blackburn Rovers one.
In a surfing village.
I gave him SUCH a glare I believe his board curved ever so slightly.
Another victory on foreign soil.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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A bit long haul/costly for the rocketbase.Most of my funds are tied up in 'exciting projects in development stage'
*taps nose*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Do I look like friz?No, my face fits into the interior of the average family saloon.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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I wouldn't want to be the woman who has to squeeze a fat-faced baby Friz out of my fadge(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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It will be like a Mr. Man, just face and arms, gobbling the afterbirth as it comes out as it needs nourishment to sustain its head mass(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I doYou still haven't took my tooth out.
But I've found a decent private place who'll check me up and potentially remove it for £58. WIN
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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WOO ! THREE INCHES NOW !... but what about sammi's tooth?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Ok, that was probably a bit subtal, so I'll explain it.Donkey Gums, picture him naked, or maybe just in his pants, standing next to a door. That's great stuff, stay with me here Sammi, don't get distracted. Then imagine him tying one end of the string around his willy, and the other around a door handle with the door open. Get him to step back a bit so the string is tort, you still with us? Now get someone to slam the door really hard. The motion from the door swinging will pull the string, which will in turn pull his willy. For comic effect, let's say this streches his willy and makes it longer.
The subtalty if "three inches now" implys that his willy, prior to said acts, is less than three inches long.
It's thrilling stuff, innit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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Oh, ok.I've had no sleep, so subtle hints are lost on me today(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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That's how I broke my last door, it feel off it's hinges.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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I got an errection and fucked up the whole foundations of my house.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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Haha, I would love to have been on the other end of the line when you tried to get your insurance on that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I would choke you with the string and biff you on the back of the head with the door, making your eyes even more bulbous than they already areShe would wank herself so much over the sight that she'd spit all her teeth out.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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I've never wanted you so much as I do now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Ok, maybe we'll get a chance of satisfying someone for once then !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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'we'll' ?I'm DG. I just look at girls and they do a muff squirt that could knock a seagull off a bin.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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*Prints off an A4 mask, ties it on with a bit of string, and gets a Cher wig*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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It's a second molarThat's suffering from impacted wisdom tooth which has taken half the tooth face away. I can't even remove it with pliers!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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I hate to call 'bullshit' on this, oh wait, no I don't.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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Where would there be BS in that?It's slightly wobbly now, I wouldn't have done it if it were solid.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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Sausages tonight JMGI may wrap them in bread for added NOM.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Oh gosh, I just discussed foodWould you please kill me now?
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Man sausages wrapped in fist bread hmm? Hmmm? HMMM?!?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Child sausages wrapped in oompah loompah lips.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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basically, I wish for someone to jizz their sloppy man-waste all over my disgusting visage(
SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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My lips are quivering with the anticipation of your broom(
SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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You know... now we're no longer roomies, that rule about spunking over my roomie's hair is no longer in place.... just sayin' like.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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you jizz over Tedious Irish...?:(((((((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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Nonono, he's still a roomie.Let's make him really uncomfortable tomorow by sitting in the same room together again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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he fucking loves me(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Shall I set you two up?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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i dont date.especially not that.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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That's where you're going wrong, free wedding dress, innit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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haha once upon a time.someone elses free frock now innit. poor cow.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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big-fat-massive-diddums.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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It's OKYou just have to convince Irish to make a move tonight.
Get him to put a hand on her thigh.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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I might steal that ideaOr the sausages themselves
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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oh nyom that sound nyom so totally nyom fuck off.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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I'm very angry, JMG. I'm a nice guy, I am a shoulder to cry on for all ladies, and therefore blatantly I am entitled to sex.Women are obviously whores who cannot appreciate a good neckbeard or trenchcoat.
Why do they go out with jerks who just hurt them :(
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ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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ARE you applying my tried and tested formula of Barry White music and GMoS' own brand aftershave, "Musk near Morcambe"?Lesbians, Red.. They MUST be lesbians.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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I'm either not playing it right, or Burnout Paradise is shit.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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Don't bother it's shit.I'll have to play it again soon though, as it's the only game I own.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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I didn't enjoy it. But it can't be as bad as Midnight Club Los Angeles. I took it back with in 8 hours.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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And what's the deal with airline food?(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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Sorry for not replying to your Gaz the other dayyou sent it just after I left work, and I didn't check the internet until long after I was drunk.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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this is a poor efforteven if you only wanted to push jmg down the page
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well, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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In italian the phrase is 'the best thing since mozzarella' which is interesting.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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And in Korea it's "The best thing since shaved dog"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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i had to go check the definition of 'interesting' there, just in case(
well, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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No, the phrase in Italian is:"Eh, waddee yaknow! Itsa the besta things sincea the sliceda breada, ho just like oura mamma usedta make. Oh mamma mia... EH-A MAMMA! WHYA YOU NO MAKEA THE BREADA ANYMORE-A?!?!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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Combine the twoSandwich-sex.
Crumbs go everywhere, but it's great otherwise
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TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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cock sandwich!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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Crumpets(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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With talk of the transponders beig shut off for Setanta in an hour, this leaves ajar the door for JMGTV's launch.What should our first show be?
Come on thinktank.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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Fat People Being Punched In The Face Hourwith half-hourly newsflashes from roving reporter baldmonkey
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:20,
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ABANDON THREAD!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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I can't win, G.:(((((((((((((((((
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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Cooking With JMG Call-in WobbleathonYou just throw out all the cream buns of the world into a bin and you talk to fat people via the studio phone wobbling their jowls and crying hysterically
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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I'll have most of the set workers in headlocks by the third ad-break.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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A sickrik webchat?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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And there's a big ol' prison therewhat would we do about that?
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:08,
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I'm gay.
HAAAH!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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Ok, i'll step out of immaturity mode now.(
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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Ah now that's clever.What you've done there is imply that instead of re-reading Biohazards post with my suggested strikethrough gag, you've assumed that i am just announcing that i'm gay myself!
God that's brilliant!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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or maybe he means it's good to know he's gayposs double bluff there
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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You could probably do it on your own.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:08,
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Have you budgeted for this?Who is going to pay for the ferry tickets? I'm not paying for my own.
Can I claim lunch on expenses?
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:09,
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The package comes with a Ginsters and a Mini-Milk(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:10,
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Hahahahaha ,yeah', let's fucking nuclear bomb that shit man !hahaha, great stuff.
Christ, this place just doesn't do it for me as much as it used too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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That is what it was like for us when you went through your "posting shitty threads" gimmick(
magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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I swear i'm being followed by HelveticaEverywher I look I can see that upper-case R with the curly bit at the bottom
What type-faces come to you in your nightmares (except for Comic Sans of course)?
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applehead herp derp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Bitstream Vera Sans Mono(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Vag rounded(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Do you prefer your vag condensed?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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THERE WAS A DOG:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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DG deleted him:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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How could I do that?!?!?Police Dog must have wanted to retract the bark, not me...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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The attention-seeking crying face.Grr.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Why won't Thatcher die?She's like RoboThatcher oe somethin lol.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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NoNo, she won't.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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Police Dog can speak!Proof: www.b3ta.com/talk/6247100
EDIT: Dammit, it's a conspiracy, I tells ya!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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Haha, I saw it.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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I think you lot can't read a forum properly. I said it under him.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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I can ready it very welly.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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You're always drunk and boss-eyed. you're not reliable at all!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Vicious lies!(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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Thunderous truths!Stop leading Edd down the road of lies that you live!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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Amazingly, himself and DG share a birthday, with Hubare.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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An incredible coicidenceAnd probable record breaking age for a dog!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Ooh, apparently not:www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1021224/At-203-doggie-years-Bella-mongrel-worlds-oldest-dog-ever.html
Fucking hell, 29!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Lovely dog!Bloody hell, old though
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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"26 next week.
Me and Hubare share the same birthday, but mine is more important."
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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What happened to all the heroes?:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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That was me silly!Oh golly gosh, you kids and your popping candy getting excited and hallucinating :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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*ssh ssh shh pats head*It's ok. I just think you got excited and saw things and that silly irish was stiring as usual. *tisk*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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SEE!She's really smiling and she did a frowny face!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Why do you want her to die?She did some good things, didn't she?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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like it really mattersshe's just a mad old woman now.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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Explain your reasons for wanting her to die.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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An interesting point which, coincidentally,stopped being being fashionable around the same time Ben Elton stopped being funny.
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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Which is when he started speaking, then.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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Ha! A precise and accurate illustration of the point!Well done madame, you may brace yourself for your reward.
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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Hurray!I do hope it's a nice reward.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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And tarnish my reputation!?*fetches extra fish slices*
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I'll get the sandy lube.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Oh no, not fish slices again:(I've only just had a wash.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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Alright flower?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Ey up short stuff!How's yer bum for spots?
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Cracking, ta.Fab u lous *clicks fingers*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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I would question the use of the word "lol" in that post(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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although having said that, Thatcher is a shrieking old witch who deserves a lingering death from arse cancer(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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It's cool to hate Thatcher.*THUMBS UP!*
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I completely got an O level in something or other in 1983WORSHIP ME
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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all praise the 'M'EDIT: Too late ninja, I already praised the 'M'. I'm all praised out now.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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I was born in 1982.This is a great contribution.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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No you weren't, I was. Didn't you see what I just wrote?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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I did a degree in software engineeringAnd all I got was this shitty job
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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I lied my way into a software engineering job in 199910 years of copy-pasting other people's code from Google, great stuff
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Haha nicelyThis language is too niche for that, I actually had to learn it.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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if an employer wants a niche technology, I just put it on my CV then google like fuck once I've got the contract(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:48,
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That's what we all do thoughProgramming is programming these days, the syntax may change slightly but everything works pretty much the same way.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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I was totally born then.Worship ME!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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Were you born in 1983 too?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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26 next week.Me and Hubare share the same birthday, but mine is more important.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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But... but... the dog...you... the dog...
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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I'm not a not dog though???You're confusing me...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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AHA!www.b3ta.com/talk/6247100
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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while you lot were still shitting your nappies, I was drunkenly shitting my pants(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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I'm at your feet like Princess Leia in the posters,yes I'm wearing the gold bikini.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Come onthat's clearly got to be 90nZ0
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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Was it Sociology? 'cos if you get an Ology, you're a scientist(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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What about chemists?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Or Physics?Or Medicine? Or Veterinary Surgery?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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Physicists aren't scientists, they are GODS(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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*saves thread*(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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Look, everything I know comes from 1980's BT adverts starrring Maureen Lipmanso how the fuck should I know?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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Old.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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BETTER THAN YOU, RODENT COCK(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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When you die, I'm still gonna be alive. I'm gonna find your grave and get crumbs all over it.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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I thought you might appreciate it in particular.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Thats nothingI have a levels from 1991!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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I'm going to put my x-box together and play some shit free games.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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that's nothing compared to my Illustration BTEC(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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