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It must be at least 40 degrees now
I'm scared to go outside in case I boil. Could you imagine playing tennis in this heat?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

Ha yeah!
What else could you imagine?

I could imagine a Turnip Pie!

What a bizarre concoction!
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

I can imagine Friz saying something amusing.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

I bet you smile at that post

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

I can imagine Friz's face
all of it.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

Really? I can't.

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

turnips are nice mashed

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

yes,
I can also imagine playing tennis on the moon in the nude
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

then what happened?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

I suffocated and robohenman won

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Is this some kind of clever joke
or are you just as shit as they lead me to believe?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

dude, have some respect
he has a PLANE for an ARM

like superion
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

I'd kick your ass at Virtua Tennis.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

You still playing the submarine commander game?
You'd beat me at that and I'm glad.

I'd whoop you all at COD4 mind.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

688 Attack Sub?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

that game where you have to be a fish
and the aim is to not get caught, battered and eaten?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I've got ARMA II
is it good?
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I liked ARMA 1. I may pick up ARMA II, looks pretty sick!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

All real men play Top Spin 3.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Being a fireman in this weather, *tisk* could you imagine the heat?!?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

what liquid are you mostly composed of then?

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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

stella arteries

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

I can
I wouldn't want to though. Weather like this is for sunbathing in.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

ACCIDENTAL VICTORY.
I want to buy one of those weather stations that the london clock company and others do.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

clearly, the world is going to end at the end of the month
I never thought the guardian would go in for such tabloidy stuff

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/02/swine-flu-uk

Favourite disease/illness? I like gout.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

Why do they need 60m vaccines if they are expecting 100k a day to catch it?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

They will take off and vacinate the site from orbit

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

If John travels to London at 60 mph at 3pm, and Steven drives to london at 55mph at 4pm
both being 100 miles from london, who will catch swine flu first?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

If it's me, I shall be mightily pissed off.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

well, usually you manufacture for the population, so 60m
but the health secretary should shut the fuck up. "Cases are doubling every week and on this trend we could see over 100,000 cases per day by the end of August"

Yes, if you use maths. On the other hand, if you knew more than the square root of fuck all about epidemic spread modelling (and hey, you're only the bastard health secretary, why should you know anything about that? it's only your job) then your 100,000 a week is rubbish and frankly idiotic to say. You might as well go "oh fuck, we're all going to die of zombieAIDS" ... you'll be as accurate and create the same level of panic.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

I read the end of your link as Swine fuck

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

SEXY PIGS.

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

YOU RANG?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

from skimming that article it doesn't really seem that alarmist
does anyone know what the mortality rate is?
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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)

1.5%
16.2% APR

Your swine may be reposessed if you do not vomit blood.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

100%
Unless you've discovered the fountain of youth
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

if only the context of my post offered some cues which might have helped avoid this comic misunderstanding :(

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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

Im just being difficult today
I blame the heat:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

What do you normally blame?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

JMG, of course.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

You

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

:(

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

The retardation.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Thats sweet Gonzo
But i couldnt let you take the fall for it
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

It must be almost in double figures in Aberdeen right now
I don't know how you can cope
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

28 degrees on the thermometer yesterday evening

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

I blame all the granite
And the resulting radiation
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Stupid country always gives weather you dont expect

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

THUNDER storms here tonight
I'm looking forward to this muchly
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

i think only 3 people out of about 10000 have died so far in the uk

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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

They're regretting their rush to be fashionable.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Not to mention that those 3 had pre-existing medical conditions

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

so basically swine flu is killing off the weak, leaving a strong master race

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

This virus is worse than Hitler!
I demand the government take action and invade France.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)

I'm a big necrotising fasciitis fan

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

Thats what Friz has, isnt it?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

I never thought you'd go in for such a liberal, lefty, bet-wetting, yoghurt knitting, pinko newspaper as The Guardian.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Its best to read a variety of papers, dont you think?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

I thought you hated it and its readers.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

Then this must be quite a revelation for you
Perhaps you should sit down, its simply earth shattering.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

No thats what happens when YOU sit down
LOL
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

Mykey is actually rilly, rilly deep.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I'm not scared of swine flu, first off I'm not even a pig!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

That's swine fever.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

SNNNORF SNNORRF SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

You are sooooo getting fever. And flu.

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

oh nose :S

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)

IMNA SLICE YOU UP FOR BACON SARNIES

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

LOL JOKE IS ON YOU
I'm only enough bacon for half a sarnie.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

i'll photocopy the slices and have twice as many!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

be sure to check for staples

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

some smart thinking there, gludelroo

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

hahaha

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moohalaa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

damn yoooooo!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

me one, you zero

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

HARSH!
I so going to write about this in my livejournal
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

i'm going to boast about it in my blogger!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

i u
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)

:'(
I wish I was one *sniff*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

i still think you're a bunch of pugs operating a human shaped robot

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

secret is safe with me, pugtron

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

*zoop beep snuffle blorp*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

Fuck it, that's going to cause havoc with my wedding.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

Good excuse not to go through with it :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

Best have an affair, just to be safe.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

Only if you catch it first and then spend the ceremony licking out the bridesmaids and spitting in their eyes

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

if you think that's bad wait until you find out what i've done to your cake

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)

don't worry, there are clinics where you can take it to have an abortion without anyone finding out

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

"clearly, the world is going to end at the end of the month."
I never thought mykey would go in for such tabloidy stuff
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)

I'm just looking forward to the zombie phase

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

BRAAAAAAAIIINSSSSS

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

I am currently reading World War Z for about the tenth time
Smashing stuff.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Will you be feasting on brains or running away?

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

if she tries to eat my brains i'll push her in a hedge

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

Bastard
Edit: Also, I wouldn't reach.
Edit2: It'd be less filling than a Happy Meal
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)

my brain would be like a jacobean banquet

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

I've seen that I Am Legend film (starring Will Smith, out now on Bluray and DVD).
The cure is going to turn us into eaither really-fast zombies or really crappy vampires.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Will Smith is a shitcunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

Haha, 'shitcunt', two swares in one word, I'm going to have to use that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

every giggly post in the last couple of hours has had 'shitcunt' in it

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

Will Smith is a terrible murderer of dogs.
MURDERER.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

Did you contract him to do your misses in?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

No, but i might chuck him a few quid to do your mum
Someones got to
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

obesity

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

more of a lifestyle choice than an illness isn't it?

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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

ok then, gayness

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

do you get fat gays?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

all I've got left is the mercy of the Lord

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moohalaa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

I can't help noticing that god hates fags but he's apparently ok with fat people
clearly Fred Phelps knows which side his bread is buttered

I might have to make a website condemning their sinful lifestyle
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

We are the beloved of the Lord
All angels are tubby. It's the devil who can fit into a size 6
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

I might do this, just to annoy fat religious merkins

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

i can't think that there could be a better way for you to spend your time
good luck
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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

I could incorporate an online shop selling christian weight loss pills and really clean up

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

Each pill has a picture of a very slim Jesus on it

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

i've never seen a fat jesus

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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)

It's a closely guarded secret that he weighed in excess of twenty stone and used one of those fat people scooters to get to Damascus

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

i feel sorry for whoever had to heave him up onto the cross

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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

there wasn't a rock in front of his tomb
they just couldn't push his body in any further
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

"Buy Reverend Frank's Holy Weight Loss Pills or you won't fit through the Pearly Gates"
this may be the best idea I've ever had in my entire life
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

buy 6 packs and get a free crucisick, a cross with soft plastic tips for putting down your throat

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

I'm deffo doing this
I'm going to get rich with idiots' money
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

Slemmel's Disease

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

As long as it doesn't kill healthy adults
then I don't really give a fuck.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

I just did this quiz on Sporcle.
How the fuck do so few people know who Gordon Freeman is?
What do you find people to be sinfully ignorant of?
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

Was he the guy in Theme Hospital?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

Who is gordon freeman?

I find people to be sinfully ignorant of everything that I think is really important.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)

The star of one of the most famous and critically acclaimed games of all time.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Monopoly?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

The monocle chap is called Gordon?
My my!
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

This seems very right somehow.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

Ah good. We've got to a conclusion

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

Does he actually have a name? I want to know what it is.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

Isn't it Mr Moneybags?

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

Ah. No.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Uncle_Pennybags
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)

*snort*
Stanley Monopoly. Great name.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)

Pffft. Top interneting.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

Pac Man?

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

*Pac man fives*

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

i fucking love pac man

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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

Surely that is Pac man?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/halflife?q=Half-Life
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

Gordon Freeman is mentioned once in that entire page
Apparently he "re-lives his action"

Is he Bill Murray in Groundhog Day?
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

He's not in any of the Zelda games.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

Mykey baiting??

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)

The left hand paddle in Pong?

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

Chase The Ace?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

Is he Super Marios brother?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

Is he that blue hedgehog who runs really fast?

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

I'm clicking all of these

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

Was he Toe-Jam or Earl?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

Half Life was shit

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M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

Without Half Life there would be no Portal which is one of the best games ever :)
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/dgportal.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

I bloody love Portal.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

I traded my Orange Box and I really wish I hadn't now :'(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

my xbox fell over while i was playing portal and now that bit of the disc is fucked!
D:
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

Portal was shit

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M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

You're dead to me

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

YOU'RE SHIT.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

it was short and too easy,
but it was well made and an interesting concept, i'd like to see it made into a full length game
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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

option 1: you were rubbish at it.
option 2: you say things you don't mean because you like to disagree with people of the internet which makes you a cunt.

which is it?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

option 3
It just didn't appeal to me, played it for a bit got bored.
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M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)

no, there are only 2 options
you don't get to make up an imaginary third one

i'm putting you down as option 2
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Wasn't he the guy in Learn Latin With Us
Caecelius est in via, and all that shit?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

Wasn't he in Se7en?

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)

that looks like the sort of site mothers and christians go on rather than gamers

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

They've got quite a lot of gaming quizzes on there, though.
Mind you, 3% of people on there have apparently never heard of Homer Simpson.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Or Mickey Mouse, for that matter.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

Is he the sniper in Phone Booth?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

Deodorant
Smelly fat people :(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

I use anti-perspirant and aftershave
What is this deodorant of which you speak?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)

Your words cut like a knife:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

The art that is Extreme Pogosticking

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

Not everyone is a gaming geek.
I wouldn't know who he was if I wasn't going out with Double F.

Mind you, I get wound up when someone famous died and people go 'who?' The worst case of this was when John Peel died. I worked with a load of people who hadn't a clue who he was. There was an awful lot of facepalming that day.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

That's a bit of double standards right there.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

Oh I know.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

That's ok then.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

I'd never heard of John Peel until he died.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)

I didn't know who he was,
but then I had just turned 16 when he died and I don't listen to the radio.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

Yes, but you'd think that people taking a "guess the game from the characters" quiz would know who he was.
Twice as many people were familiar with Final Fantasy characters, for example.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

It's quite simple really
You don't have to read endless speech bubbles saying "Cloud Strife" on them in Half-Life λ
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

Excellent point.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

John Peel's dead?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

Who?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

the bloke who invented orange peel

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

Haha...I just saw this on Metacritic, of Deus Ex:

"Every time your character is killed and you restart the game, you have to sit through a seemingly endless series of movies that re-establish the plot."

I love that it's written by someone who has clearly never heard of saving the game or skipping cutscenes before.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

My last name is Freeman.
This man is not related to me.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)

OMG! Azeem from Robin Hood is your dad!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

Uncle, actually.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

One of my relatives is a cross between Friar Tuck and Uncle Buck;
I have to call him Uncle Fuck and he used to touch me in my naughty pipe D:
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)

half-life 2: episode 3 to feature jobe!
you heard it here first!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

JOBE DESTROYS ALIEN INFIDELS!

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

GORDON FREEMAN IS A SHITCUNT

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

ENOUGH OF THIS, GO AND SIT ON THE STEP.

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

HE'S A MASSIVE SHITCUNT
EVEN SHITCUNTS KNOW THAT GORDON FREEMAN IS A SHITCUNT
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

Well I managed 17 before giving up

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SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

i got 27/30
pretty good
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

is it bad i got 30/30?

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

yes, who the fuck knows the names of the characters in stuff like medal of honor?

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well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

i knew that one, patterson is who you start off with

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

I got 3, and one of them was a guess

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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)

I got 9, but some of those were just from typing random games I could think of.
I can't believe I wasted time on that.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

14/30 grrr

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

Wormulus

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

I put my winkie in a lady's front bottom once

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

It was the best Mother's Day ever

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

*click*

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

Pfft

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

I very rarely click "I like this!" but I've done it now.
*applause*
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Did you alienate all of the women in your life, complain to /talk that you're lonely, move to Leeds and end up homeless?

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

it's the only natural progression

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

AS IF YOU DID YOU SHITCUNT

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You smell of wee now.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

GAY

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

JMG on tits

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

Ladies have bums on their fronts?
I don't believe it. Where would their willy go?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

their willies are inside out, silly.
it loops round on the inside so that the pee comes out their bums.
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mr spoons, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

I am prepared to accept that response.
Unless someone can disprove it with science.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

SCIENCE has no opinion on this subject

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

Then damn SCIENCE™
DAMN SCIENCE™ TO HELL.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

SHITCUNTS PUT THEIR WINKIES IN LADIES FRONT BOTTOMS

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

Film at 11

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

this isn't /qotw
edit: you shitcunt
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

I have never been involved in such behaviour.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

you don't have a winkie

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

or a front bottom.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

Is LimeyTreat from Dogma?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

Is she a Sindy doll?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

y ~~front~~
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

I got close once, but I just rubbed it on da outside of da minge
and den I ran home and wrote in my journal.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)

women are such scruffy whores
I'm clearing out my room and all i seem to keep finding are assorted earrings/ hair clips/ bits of jewellery/ a BRA and two thongs

fucking hell if you're going to shag some sleazy guy you meet in a bar at least try and look after your stuff so you don't end up losing more than just your dignity and self respect

what do you find in your room that reminds you that the only skill you have is a sexual excellence and ability to chat up women easily?
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

How many times have you tried to choke yourself with the thongs whilst having a wank?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

none
i've even put a few of them in the wash rather than throwing them away

I don't know why i did that

the bra is one of those expensive nice ones a GEORDIE girl left after fucking me on her birthday behind her boyfriend's back

she was fucking hot

geordie girls have the best arses
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

It was probably my sister.
She's a model, you know?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

NAH SHE WAS JUST sorrycaps filth
amazing little body on her. athletic type

grr
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

if you know whose it is, give it back.

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

i can't exactly get in contact with them now
they might have a boyfriend now or something
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

package it up with a note and send it to her as though it's from a girly mate
here's the bra you left at mine that night we watched that shit girly film, love betsy xxx
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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

haha "betsy"

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

wow, how'd you guess his 'weekend name'?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

more importantly, how did YOU know it?

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

he asked me to design the cards that he puts in phone boxes

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)

It's to make up for their annoying fucking voices.
*cat amongst the pigeons*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

HAHA
i like the accent

I think it's sexy
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

I'm guessing at probably more than once.
A day.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

I bet you're wearing all of it as you post this

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

FUCK

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

Rik? They're all yours dude...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I find memories of lasting relationships because when the girls aren't drunk they still want to be with me
and snotty tissues.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

They were just trying to get out of your room as quickly as possible.
You shitcunt.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I WAS EXPECTING THIS

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

fleas.

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I have no need to chat up women.
If I were free and single I still would not need to as they would flock around me like flys to shit. Or something...
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

probably
you are very funny
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

You have much to teach us

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

Are you homeless yet?

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

now are you sure that it's not just
that they leave stuff behind in their frantic haste to escape when the GHB wears off?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

Can't fault this logic.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

GHB, not CHB

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)

fuck off shitcunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

        /
       /
      /          "I've had sex with
|------------|   loads of women, me"
|  SICKRIK   |  /
| TRANSLATOR |
|            |
--------------

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

basically
VALIIIDAATTTEE MMEEEEEEE
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)

the aerial is a bit bent

(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

Impress me.......
GO!
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

The US army only has 2 strategies:
1) Send wave after wave of men to their deaths.
2) The JMG way, which is basically 1) but faster
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)

Also, more headlocks.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

I've never seen Coronation Street, Eastenders or Emmerdale

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)

Excellent work!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

...seperately.
I've heard about your three tv viewpod
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

Shut up you big bald doley child.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

No. Impress ME not the women.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Shitcunt.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

I fully expect to see that in the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Well, it's a start.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

I can do this:
*does Armpit fart that sounds like Louis Armstrong and gurns like a happy Bruce Springsteen*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

I demand we send this to the QUEEN.
By Queen I quite clearly mean Moohalaa and other homophobic remarks.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

*licks envelope furiously*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

I broke my own personal fitness record last night
240 press ups 6 sets of 40
Free weight session using 2*25kg dumbbells
Followed by a 20 mile bike ride

How do you like those apples?
(

Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

*Standing ovation*
NOBODY on here will like you if you are fit.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I think you're queer and over-compensating

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I drink and smoke too much
Have to have a balance
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

*says no to cake*

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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

*National Anthem*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I'm number 1 JMG.
I put this success down to you of course.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

I'm much better than most teachers.
And that lad with the afro who used to do paintings on the Discovery Channel.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)

I've never seen any of the Alien films.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Same here.
Teamwork.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

see this gazelle,
I snap these bits here and here, and bend this and I have a tasteful onepiece suit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Ahhh.. LOVELY!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

I have the same surname as a James Bond villian

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

This IS good bar banter.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

I've added it to my profile
I think it will bring in the unsolicited sexy GAZs
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Blofeld?

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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)

JMG ON TITS

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

WINNER!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)

I had my appraisal yesterday
they think I'm fucking GREAT, JMG.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

*rolls up sleeves*
*flexes*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)

*gazes through magnifying glass*
Nope.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)

He said rolls up sleeve
Not, drops pants
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)

It's really hot
are you hot?

It's really quite hot here
(

moohalaa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

I'm sweating like a drainpipe

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!
"I am not impressed"
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

Awwww.
He'll be back on the diet then?
(

The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

I imagined diaper furries when I saw the site name

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

they always put too many bamboo shoots in at my local chinese take away as well

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

LOL

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

how much of your time do you spend looking at otters on the internet?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

it's not a bad way of spending time

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

i wasn't deriding
just curious
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

About 80 percent of my time is spent googling for otters.

Not really. Only every now and then when they're mentioned somewhere. This one was in this weeks Popbitch newsletter. And I know how everyone here loves otters. it's just a service I like to provide, free of charge, for you lovely peolpe.

No, you're welcome.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

i'm sorry. i'll have to take your first answer

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)

Bugger.

(

Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

I saw an attracrtive young lady at Glastonbury with
^wetter than an otter's pocket

written on her thigh.
I wanted to take a picture for you but I thought it would be pervy.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

It's lovely and hot.
I'm in the garden with a big bowl of strawberries and raspberries. Later I'll go swimming and then to work. Lovely.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

Ooooooh how nice.
How did it go sweetie? You've got your results yes?
(

TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

I did I did - I got a 2:i and I'm chuffed to bits.
Now enjoying summer of love before deciding how to productively spend my year off.

Have you found out yet?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

2:i, eh?
In my day we had 2:1 and 2:2
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

her degree is sponsored by apple

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

WELL DONE GORGEOUS
I found out yesterday,

I got a first EEEEEEEEEK

Summer of love sounds like an excellent plan
*loves you all*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

Well done you!
Congratumalations, you must be thrilled.
(

The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Thank you lovely lady!
How did your exams go you fabulous bundle of gorgeousness?
(

TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

I passed, which I was very pleased about as I won't have to do it again
but not as well as you did.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)

That's brilliant though!
Congratulations!
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

We'll have a 'passing our university course' celebration at the bash, all 3 of us will be there.
It may involve alcohol and a cake.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo and yay.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

Woo woo woo.
It's the weekend after my birthday too!
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

Excellent :D
I would have got a first, if it weren't for that meddling car accident!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

What?
Did you have a car accident?

Well done on your almost first.
(

TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

I did indeed, had to suspend my studies for 18 months :S
Missed out on 30 final year credits, my final mark was just below the threshold for a first because the extra credits I got in my second and third years weren't worth as much :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

Awwww, my dear :(
Could the uni not sort that sort of thing out? I was SU president for a year and if you were one of my students I would have got you those credits by hell or high water.

Well done on doing so well in the face of such rubbish circumstances though WOO!
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

Sounds like he good have got them
but would had to stay longer. probably the best choice was the one he took. Unfortunately we can't just hand out credits, no matter what the situation.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

I couldn't afford to stay an extra 6 months to earn the credits
There were problems letting me complete my final year as it was, I did better than most so I was happy.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

I got someone at my uni to stay and not have to pay for the extra time.
Different unis though I suppose.

Amazing well done for getting it done so well though.
(

TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Good work there
*mahoosive cheers*
(

wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

Thank you love!
I just woke up with a hangover but I feel like more tasty bubbly wine might be in order.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

Do I have to buy the Happy Meal to get the Happy Meal toy?

(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

Yes.
What?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

YAY!!!
I'm *that* proud.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

THANK YOU LOVELY KITTEN!
Az is really proud of me too and it makes me feel so happy and a bit (a lot) overwhelmed, I'm not very good at being proud of myself.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Well done bumeyes :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)

Congrats on having tits!
I mean getting a first...yeah.
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

Well done gorgeous!
xxxxxxx

Are you still in London?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

good work, petal
all the best people get a 2:i

*hugs*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

That's what I told her

(

The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

that's what SHE said!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'd tap THAT ass for a dollar.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

you GO girlfriend

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Thanks :)

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

students are shitcunts

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Anyone who isn't a student is a shitcu..... awwww I just can't do it, I'm too full of woo!ness.
*gives you a big hug*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm going to LONDON.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

Go on the tube
It's nice and cool down there.
(

M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I doubt it.
I've got to use it anyway.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

at least it won't be in peak hours

(

M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

It'll be just outside of them.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

everyone in London is a shitcunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

How about this:
Everyone not in London is a shitcunt.

No offence.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

you lying shitcunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

So we've establised we're all shitcunts.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

no i established this down there
207.44.242.20/talk/6270063
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

I'm having a day of making sweeping generalisations and calling groups of people shitcunts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

More of this.
Edit You shitcunt.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

Anyone not me is a shitcunt

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

everyone else is a MASSIVE shitcunt

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

I've just applied for a job there
is it any good?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

It's okay.
Nothing amazing.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm worried about not being able to find the shops

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

no, it's freezing here
I'm wearing three wooly jumpers and thermal underwear and I'm still shivering

I might turn the heating up a bit, don't want to catch a cold
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

I AM IN THE GARDEN
I HAVE A PITCHER OF JUICE

YUMMY YUM
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

IS IT A PITCHER YOU DREW YOURSELF
WITH CRAYONS

LOLLY LOL
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

Nice and cool in the air conditioned office
Nice and cool in the air conditioned van on the way home
Roasting hot at home
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M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

THIRTY TWO DEGREES here
No I'm not that hot.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

the max temp here was 32.2 at somepoint today, as recorded by my DIGITAL THERMOMETER

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Digital? I don't hold with that shit.
Just tie a sparrow to a stick and poke it out of the window. If the sparrow sings, it's too hot.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm really hot
most people just call me Sexpot Rick
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

some people call me the space cowboy

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

It hot here
but I'm out of the sun, so I'm happy.
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jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

It's a bit warm.
And cloudy. I've finished my Coca-Cola now, if anyone was wondering.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

Outside; Sweatier than a fatty in primarks own daps.
Inside; Freezing cold, airconditioning is on 17 degrees. Brrrrr.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

It's hot here too
but you won't catch me complaining about it. I've been looking forward to this weather since about last November.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

29.4 according to my DIGITAL THERMOMETER

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

it's 31.8 inside my computer case

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

if I were in your computer case I'd be in my pants rubbing myself with a chilled bottle of sprite

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

Now there is an image I didn't want.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

I'd also be holding my pants open to get a draught from the heatsink fan

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

You're a bad man glued eel, a baaaaad man.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

a bad man with a DIGITAL THERMOMETER

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

I'm not falling for all this thermometer rubbish
he doesn't have a digital thermometer, he's just making up numbers and pretending
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

Loving the heat right here
I'm not a fan of gloom and drizzle so I'm making the most of the sunshine
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

I'm sweating like MJ's doctor!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Stop complaining...it could be your last summer:(
Just like SSG:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Oh I do hope so.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

no
its warm and wet
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Yes but what's the weather like?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm not too hot
But the smelly bastard stood in front of me at the shop clearly was
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

It's absolutely hammering it down here.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Yes but what's the weather like?

(not sure that works)
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with people?
images3.jlist.com/g1/tsun_ero_j56.jpg Not safe for anything, especially work. I thought inflatable women were just some joke for a stag night. This is taking it way too far.
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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

japanophiles are shitcunts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

I really like Japan and I really like ALOT of the culture
but that's just horrible.

Also I'm a big geek.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

Yes, precisely.
Just... Jesus. And this stuff must sell, that's the worrying part.
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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I bet that smathels has a room full of that stuff
the shitcunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

they don't like us, the shitcunts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

That's nothing
You should see one of our client's stock lists
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

Can it be worse than inflatable girls of questionable legality?

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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Imagine having to wait at least 16 years after your sex toy was made to try and put your bits in it... seems a little cruel
maybe they should change the rule for inanimate objects.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I don't know what these look like
But one of them is £499 for what is essentially a balloon.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I don't know,
but I like the way they pretend it's a "pillow" on the box.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)

35°C
I'm in my pants, just for a change

*edit* and 37°C for the next 3 days, if the internet is telling the truth
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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

normally they're someone elses?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

Can be a bugger finding other peoples pants in the right size

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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)

fucking boiling.
I just went over to the common for a sit in the sun, but it's roasting.
I'm waiting indoors till the scaffolders leave, then getting my tits out in the garden.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

Magda?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

Julian?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

37+ here
ya dirty engrish
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

I'm in the office with my fan on, blowing my hair and I look like I'm in a 1980s music video
The lycra doesn't help with the look either.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)

I'll have to agree with tommy lee jones' character in men in black
sometimes you have to read the gutter press to get the truth nsfw ads
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

LOOK AT ME!
*spins around*
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

What is it?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

it's picture of a heat type magazine saying 'Jacko has 6 months to live' from January 2009
porn sites are advertised on the banners

just the image: imagechan.com/images/6be38aa96679a60d4e0498b6ec35d741.jpg
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

I award you 1000 /talk posts for this useful reply.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oh, now I wish I'd replied
"bum bum bum hats lololol"
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

that's worth a million

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

oh right.
that's not particularly spooky, to be honest.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

fuck off shitcunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)

Yeh but they've probably been saying things like that for years

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)

Woah woah woah woah woah woah WOAH
Caylee was poisoned?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

What's Michael Jackson's favourite genre of film?
Thr— oh, forget it.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

DON'T STOP HALFWAY THROUGH
HOW WILL I EVER DECIPHER THE JOKE?

THRACIAN?
THRUM?
THR?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I'm going to see a film tonight, and we have the option of normal cinema or IMAX
Is IMAX worth paying the extra for over a good, big normal screen, or is it distracting?

The film is Transformers 2, in case you wish to snort derisorily and try to recommend something you've seen and think is better.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

Depends where you sit.
I sat on the front row of the IMAX for Star Trek and it was a very peculiar experience.

I would recommend watching it from the middle.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

Also, I've already made my thoughts on Transformers 2 perfectly clear.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6239430
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

What are your opinions on the back?

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

he loves it from behind

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

P
F
F
F
F
F
F
F
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F
F
F
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

Noted.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

The fact that you chose to sit at the front proves you are head wrong.
Mid to back is clearly the best seating area, the superiour acoustics in combination with not having to strain your neck for the length of the film makes it a far more enjoyable experience.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Quite clearly this is truth.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)

why do they even have seats at the front in cinemas?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

even if they put the first row a mile away from the screen
it would still be the front.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

1. I have never been to an IMAX
B. It's not as good as the first one, and I got confused as to which were the good robots and which were the bad ones. Megan Fox though provides two very very good reasons to see the film.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

I'm going to watch Public Enemies.
I mentioned it a bit further down the page. I've never seen an IMAX film.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

don't sit at the front of the cinema
I saw 300 on IMAX in the front row, spent 2 hours looking up actors' noses

and the parallax makes it look like they have HUGE chins. Sit near the back.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

also, this
CPW etc lololbzzz
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

Ha ha!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)

How much extra is it?
Because I saw The Dark Knight in IMAX, and the difference wasn't overly astounding.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)

£7.95 vs £5.90

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'd just pay the normal price.
But then again, I'm cheap.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

Me too, thats why I wanted to know if there was added value.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)

Only been to one IMAX in my life
sitting near the front gives you motion sickness
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

first time I went was to see an IMAX 3D demonstration
now that was vomit-inducing
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)

It was that docu-drama about Shackleton I saw
the opening scene of the helecopter was like being in an aircraft simulator
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)

i saw batman at the imax and i fucking loved it
pay out you tight tosser
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)

Money dosn't grow on trees,.
Not at any of my 3 houses, anyway ;)
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha £2.05
jog on
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)

For some people £2.05 is the difference between eating for a couple of days and going hungry

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

i doubt those people would be debating the cinema or imax

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)

A rich man once told me 'you don't get rich by giving it away'. £2.05 is a pint.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

so fuck off transformers and go get wankered
go on, give me another one. i bet the answer is "chips"
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

people who won't spend a bit more money to get better stuff are shitcunts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)

~~who won't spend a bit more money to get better stuff~~
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

that too

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)

Let's talk about sport.
Tell me about sport.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

I baked some fairy cakes.
Soon I will ice them. This is as close as I get to sport.
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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

CAKE!
*wants*
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I have some cherry scones

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

I went to Aquaerobics the other night.
This afternoon I am going swimming.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I know a lifeguard.
Another JMG insight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I was one for a while.
I used to look forward to the fit women getting into difficulties. One could aklways get away with an inappropriate grope.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

I know a female lifeguard.
and she is all of the lovely.

of course she only dates the bronzed macho male lifeguard types, and not anybody who uses a computer.

at all.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

I can't swim.
Like my bike problem, this makes me rubbish.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

bless you
what did you do, as a child?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

I was a pretty good runner.
I ended up being that geeky kid who was a bit nippy, so held the school 400m record for 2 years.

Other than that, I was reasonably good at tennis, and played left midfield for the 2nd XI football team.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

fair enough
swimming and cycling is FUN though.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

Not if you can't do it :(
I did try, but it was somehow just beyond me.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Swimming is fun
Unfortunately Greenpeace tend to turn up and start holding online votes as to what to name me :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hey I love some sports I do.
I don't think Murray will win Wimbledon, but hope he can.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I think he'll reach the final.
Federer is too much for him though, far too much.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

Are you sure?
My sources say that Murray has beaten Federer in 6 of their last 8 matches
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

Federer has more desire in the Grand Slams.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

Desi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ire

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

It's for kids and active people,
and gets spoilled by mulit-million pound business deals.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I love cycling
I am hoping to test my bike out tonight after fixing it on Sunday.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

I can't ride a bike.
This is a small part of what makes me rubbish.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)

:(
I couldn't ride a bike, I couldn't get one with a big enough frame. I now have a 22" frame and it's great.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

Any sport in partiicular?

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

Bass fishing

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

UK anglers will soon start to see a disastrous decline
in both the number and size of bass available in the important and valuable Recreational Fishery.

That is the conclusion from studies that show an alarming reduction in the number of juvenile fish coming into Southern nursery areas indicating a collapse in recruitment in recent years.

And if that isn't bad enough, this harsh winter could very well have wiped out most of the young fish expected to have recently entered the nursery areas.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)

I'm having a can of Coca-Cola now.
330ml.
What a day this is turning out to be.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

Bleh
That stuff hurts my teeth
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

I usually get 3 or 4 gulps down then i've had enough.
To this end I buy bottles.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

But but but there's more in a bottle than in a can, so you must end up throwing more away?

*lets go of wrong end of the stick*
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Leicester City are a football club
they play in the Championship.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)

It's hot. Hot and wet,
that's ok if you are with a lady, but that is no good if you are in Ireland.

or something.

Obligatory weather/lunch report.

I have tea and sausage rolls.

and if you really, really, really don't give a flying fuck about the weather or lunch make yourself useful and tell me a joke.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yeah.
Let's discuss LOVELY dinner.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

later jammie.... later
lunch is now, dinner/tea time argument is for later on. after the fatties have had afternoon tea and suchlike with cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off and French fancies.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)

What's the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe?
One's a fat idiot who lost control of the country and wrecked its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Lunch will be salad
Dinner maybe soup or noodles and vegetables
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

I've just had a fag.
I may go watch Public Enemies later
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'm trying to convince my boss that we should turn a container into a swimming pool
He's having none of it :(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

ME!
Current internet responses to said JMG based development?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

Which development is this then?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)

JMG's broom-on for internet fatties

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

It's true.
In a complete switch from the norm. I'm having a day where I like fat people who moan constantly all day long on the internet.
Instead of going out and socialising.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hello

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

I'm waiting for it to appear in my news ticker.
You're getting slow.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

I just sneezed

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm unaware of any developments.
I keep checking the release notes, but the last entries just read:

_{26/06/2009 - JMG v2.01a - Increased fatty resistance
20/04/2009 - JMG v2.00z - Fatapult enhancement complete}
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FoldsFive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)

I plan to upgrade my shouting and pointing in the next update.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

I for one look forward to JMG v2.01b.

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FoldsFive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

I bet the b stands for bald.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)

You've not come up with any new material in quite some time.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

I don't think anyone has, to be fair.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'm off out for a fag.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'm wearing SHORTS today JMG
I look dead sexy too.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

I may go into town later and give the women of Ely a simultaneous wide on.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

bet i look better.
I've got sexy legs.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Mine are on display in my profile.
We'll let the ladies decide.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)

I'm just so glad you're here.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)

*Full cape*
Young Limey. I trust you're still dashing?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Of course I am.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

~~here~~ queer
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

bye everyone, i'm off now, have fun, enjoy your days, i love you all and will miss you
and to that special someone, you know who you are, i'll miss you the most

love

m
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

Missing you already.

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FoldsFive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

Cheers babe
wuv woo

b
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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

Is this a flounce?

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Pro tip: Flounces are recognisable by their flouncey nature.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)

Pro tip: get paid.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)

Pro tip: Compressed Air Blast

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

Make sure you take lots of water with you.
I would hate for you to dehydrate in this weather.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Are you going to leave yourself in a hot parked car?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

ok i luv you bub bye

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

still on animaniacs then?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

I saw that again recently.
It's actually quite rubbish apart from the songs.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

BZZK
incorrect, i'm going to pass it over
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)

'Good Idea - Bad Idea' was brilliant.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)

Are you off somewhere fun?
Make sure you wear suncream :)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

bye love you bye

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

stuff him. love ME.

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)

*LOVES*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

oh yeah. THAT'S IT BABY.

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

how are you missy spangolin?
is that cr3 better yet?
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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)

I'm good thanks, bored at work, you?
cr3 is better today. I looked after him. Have you recovered from Glastonbury?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'll see you later dollface

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)

ciao ciao ciao
ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiaooooooowwww

Time for some Thai food wooO!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

mmmmmburrito o clock

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

i gots bagels with brie in!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)

Not for another hour :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

Violet say my message has been played
I fear that cr3ative just played it to an empty house :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

yeah...
my kitchen would have heard it.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

crisps.
the food you can rely on.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)

Hula hoops are a terrible sandwich crisp >:(

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)

you can use them to make tiny canapes though

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)

Whereas wheat crunchies... Ace.
Smaller diameter, you see. That, and more of an explosive crunch leaving less opportunity for gum-shredding shards of maize/patato based snack attack.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

Wheat crunchies are certainly one of the best sandwich crisps.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

lolwhut?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

y'all come back now y'hear?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

Goodlybyload

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)

Can I have 400 Regal bringing back please?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

Bye Mongy
Love

S

XX
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)

I wish you'd stop being such a cunt to us.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)

take care LOL
xXx
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)

tell me some websitesthat are good where i can advertise the two rooms in the house I'm moving to tomorrow
that actually work and people use
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

google.co.uk

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

christ, you write like an 8 year old

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

That's an insult to Charlie.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

you make a good point
he writes like a thick orange mongoloid
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Hello SickRik, how are you SickRik?
If you get Loot where you are that may be worth a try, SickRik. If not I can be no further help but I would like to wish you good luck with your quest, SickRik.
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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

LOOT!
cheers
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Erm......no

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

No. Fuck off.

Or: your uni has a service where you can advertise things. Or at least the University of Leeds do. Just stick things up around the unions (or in your case, probably around Oceana), and you'll find someone.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Gumtree?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

that's how i found my place
they seem pretty good
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

I'm being far too helpful and nice today.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

careful, you'll get a reputation

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

done

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

Sellotape a sign to a dog's back

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

The Brighton personals on gumtree
were interspersed by the same guy asking for "chavs with smelly feet in need of a bit of cash".
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

how much did you make?
ahahaha, i'm such a card
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

Nothing
forked out loads though.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)

I would promote your webcam high-jinks with a note to that effect.
You'll have wobbly student blokes wanting to move in, on the off chance that they will see a semi-naked girl in real life.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

You should definitely make sure one of the people you get in is a girl
because you definitely won't completely fuck everything up and sleep with here and come on here to cry about it.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

The Samaritans

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

Call up your browser's search bar by pressing Ctrl+W and search in there.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

a good reason why toons shouldn't go on safari...
pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022009/mangled_by_a_zebra.jpg
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

That's not real :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

brb, I'm going to Africa

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

I went there on a Pedalow when I went on holiday to spain.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

That was my dad.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

lol. shenanigans.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

5 points for use of a good underused word.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

I've only ever had one shenanigan in my like. And only one hijink.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

A fair few frolics and the occasional tomfoolery though.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Oh yes.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

I bet you've been in the odd brouhaha too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

I once witnessed a fracas.
And I've been known to indulge in the occasional rumpus.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

I saw a hullaballoo once
Grim times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

I don't believe that.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

That brings back sad memories of my own father
who was killed by being rimmed ferociously by a rhino :(
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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

that gives me the right horn.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

african or indian rhino?

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

Jamaica.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

I'm going on safari in September.
I shall choose my clothes carefully.

*doesn't pack elephant suit*
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

wow there is a lot of links that i'm not clicking today, i wonder what the record for not clicking links on a forum is, i must be getting close

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

Quick Jenk, get a flight to Africa and start bumming Zebras
We have to have revenge
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

It's typical behaviour though. Even taken out of their element, even in a ravaged place like Kenya, you can't change the Geordie's stupid nature.
Just goes to show that you can take a Geord to war-torn, but you can't Mackem think.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

0.3/10

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

*grabs electric saw and attempts to remove fingers*

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at me.
www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/3680639955/
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Heh :)
I like the slag/whipped cream combo also.
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FoldsFive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

It's the punch/slag combo that's got me interested

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

The little thing above the s makes it a sh
so you have to say it like a cockney. You Shhhhlag.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

I know
I'm giving it all Sexy Beast right now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

FUCK. CUNT. FUCKING CUNT.
/Kingsley
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

I love that film.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

Awight, Gal?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

Do you think I'm gonna 'ave that? Do you really think I'm gonna 'ave that? Fuckin' 'ears were burnin' all the way from the back of the cab.
Problem with the flight don?
No, there's no problem with the flight, no problem with the flight at all. Fuckin' plane was fine, fuckin' plane was perfect. It's you, you're the fucking problem, you fucking jam-arse spunk bubble, i'm tellin' you H you keep lookin' at me i'll put you in the ground.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

Speaking of spunkbubble
I´m quite looking forward to this
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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Mmm slag whipped cream

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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)

Fuck that. I don't want a punch with my 3rd world ice cream sunday.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

I stopped, I looked, now what?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

PARTY

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

listen

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

All I can hear is the ominous breathing of Darth Vader

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

I'm not clicking that, it might haaaaaaaarm the environment

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)

Yeah
But it might make hippies cry
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

are you channeling peter cook now?
i'm not clicking on it because i find looking at people holiday snaps incredibly dull
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

Barbapapa, that was shit too
and Doctor Snuggles, the fucking cunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

steady with the dr.snuggles your get all the douglas adams fans going
mind you hitchhikers guide is a pathetic book
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)

dr snuggles was a bit shit

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

I'm looking at it while revving up a 1960s Russian diesel bus.
Take that, polar bears!
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

I'm going to build a panda-fired furnace that generates greenhouse gases and CFCs

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

i'm going to release a plume of refrigerant gas over london this afternoon in your honor

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

Use Fiat Pandas and you'll get the emissions profile you desire.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

One pistachio?
Croatians are very frugal with their nuts I see.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

That's not you.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

It might be. You don't know for sure.
Stop being so judgemental Fran.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

I'm looking at you but I don't see much.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

Tasty.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm not entirely sure what the point of this group is.
It seems to be to say "YEAH! I like music! I thought I was the only one!

What's your favourite pointless cause?
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

Free smog for the homeless.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

Baldmonkey

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

Jim
All the others were female and hot
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

I see what you've done there and I like it.

(

Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

clever

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

I don't see what you did there.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

Oh wait,
now I do.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Hoho!
Very good.
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FoldsFive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Blatant Compo Spam
www.b3ta.com/board/9558078

Edit:- tags fucked, now works
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

linky poos isn't working dude :(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

you're much nicer than i am, deeg
how was your birthday?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

meh. nothing really happened and had to sort out a BS argument in my band.
Ah well. I'm not a fan of my birthday anyway. I don't like undeserved attention.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

*popular pages*
I love DG. Everyone, look at him. Look at his hairs.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

NOOOOO!! I DON'T DESERVE IT! AAIIEEE!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

YEAH!
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

i'm emailling the queen now
gonna get DG-day made an official holiday!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)

That would be pretty cool actually.
Pug Parade and National No Tops day.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

she hasn't replied yet
i'll keep you posted

so how does it feel to be 38?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

you fucked the link up, belmy

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

I'm going to call people "belmy" more often.
I'm going to be in a room full of people I haven't spoken to for three years this evening. It seems like a perfect opportunity.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

Belmy made me laugh
I may change my name to this
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

Your child told you about a 404?

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

404 is an awesome joke

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

I preferred the 404
Man that shit is whack
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

This was mine.
www.b3ta.com/board/9557630
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha
That's way better than mine
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

save the whale, fuck em, bunch of nazis

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

"Give a fisherman a fish and he can feed his family for a day, but give him a fishing net etc etc..."
Fuck that, he'd just eat the net the greedy fucker.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

I also hate those shit cunt hypocrites PETA.
They kills thousands of animals each year that they've 'rescued'.
www.petakillsanimals.com/
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Careful DG
I don't like PETA either but I suspect that article is somewhat biased and probably not 100% true.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

Mmmm nylon noodles

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

aw man I want noodles now :(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

I have noodles at home
6p a pack, you can't go wrong
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

OR CAN YOU?
Nah. You can't.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

Fucking love those things
Ultimate post post snack.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

Now I'm thinking about what to have for dinner
Do I have a can of soup or cook some noodles and tasty vegetables?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

I like to have them as a post post post snack

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broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

You're a goalie's nightmare you are

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

build a man a fire and he will be warm for the night
set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

people telling me to switch my monitor off because leaving it on standby "haaaaaaaarms the enviiiiiiiiiiiironment"
fuck 'em, there's Chinese power stations belching out poisonous sulphurous shit 24 hours a day and you think switching off a tiny 300mW circuit will save the planet?

fuck you, hippy
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

BUT IF EVERYONE HAD THAT ATTITUDE WE'D BE TOTALLY FUCKED!

(

Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera#Hydrothermal_explosion_hazard
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

Yeah, I know.

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

My complete lack of knowledge and authority on the subject leads me to agree with you though.
While we should really be doing our bit, it seems like far too big a problem to be effectively addressed without immediate sanctions being put in place by governments.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)

Thats how I justified driving a 7 litre engined car.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Donkey Sanctuary.
I hate donkeys, and don't care for them.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)

What's your opinion on zonkeys?

(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)

They're ok.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Just OK?
You're mad you are.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

D:

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)

There's an exception to every rule.
You are an exception.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)

Merry xmas.

(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

I have too many.
I'm forever getting enraged about something or other in the world.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

You?

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

I saw a dead kitten in the road last night
I may appoint myself President for the cause of not running over kittens. I'm thinking of building an underground network of some sort of vehicles that the kittens can use to get to from point A to point B, 'KittyMetro' or some such.
Give me money please.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)

Don't they already do them, but for badgers or somesuch?

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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)

Dunno.
I'm going to be a hero among Kittens and crazy cat ladies.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Shit cartoons then.
Is there a shitter cartoon/character than Captain Planet?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

I always thought He Man was a bit shit.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

Thundercats was crap too.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

This explains a lot.

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

jobe, look and otter with a fish ice lolly, look, imagine that
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2512592/Its-Thirstday.html
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

That is awesome
and I hate otters
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

i too hate otters, perhaps if this thing with me and neddy doesn't work out we could date

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

They stink of shit.
I think we should go to the Valley to watch football and hold hands afterwards.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

that sounds like a lovely date, i will give needy a while to decide if she thinks me and her have a future, she appears to be playing hard to get

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

I gave you you 1.79 for your broken heart!
What else can I do??

Actually don't answer that!!
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)

hey neddy there you are, i thought you'd gone, glad your back
how are you? are you enjoying this warm weather?
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Oh man, there is a bit of tit on there, imagine that, in a national newspaper !
Maybe they got around it being an obscene publication because there is no nipple?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

Also
winking girl with pendulous puppies spotted in the sea. good work, the sun
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

that isnt fish.

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sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

how can you tell, have you made fish lollies before?
morning binkles
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Ha, well done.
At first i thought you were showing me pictures of topless men though.

No offence.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

The only good cartoons ever made are as follows
Ghostbusters
Powerpuff Girls
Ed Edd and Eddie
South Park
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

those are all good, sure
but they are not the only good ones. not by a long chalk.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

He's looking to hook some chumps. Don't bite, Paulo.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

he's looking to hump some chooks.
the dirty pervert.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

What would you add to the list?

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

i liked practically all of the 'cartoon cartoons' stable on cartoon network back in the day.
as well as ppg and the eds. dexter, johnny bravo, cow & chicken.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Sexter's lab is almost good enough to go on the list.
Animaniacs is also worthy.

and Freakazoid.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

lol, sexter
yes and yes.

cartoon network has gone way downhill i think. the last 'new' toon of their that i thought was really good was xiaolin showdown
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

My favourite Ed Edd and Eddie was the one where Eddie's bathub full of gravy was revealed.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

that would have been ed, surely. the tall thick one
i really liked the one where they're trying to find out how things work and it all goes a bit mad

just googled and it's called 'one plus one equals ed'
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

you seem to have a much clearer memory of it.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

s'cause i still watch it if nothing else is on

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

FOUND IT!
www.livevideo.com/video/AFC43ACB3C1F43E4998C840469F374D7/one-plus-one-equals-ed.aspx
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

yes freakazoid!
along with animaniacs.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

The Great Wakkarotti
Best
Cartoon
EVAH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JJcJIiQq2A
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

there's an animaniacs episode which is about wakko building a massively complicated rube goldberg machine
that goes on for about 5 minutes then just makes an action figure sit on a whoopee cushion

that was my most favouritest
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

That's so transparently incendiary, seb.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

I was partly immitating Gonzo
in my defence.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

but there's no defence for being you....

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Where the fuck is Johnny Bravo?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Johnny Bravo wasn't even as good as Dexter's Lab

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

The early episodes of Johnny Bravo was brilliant.
Then the later seasons they try to make it a lot more toonier and lost all it's charm.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

this cartoon thread has caused me to look some stuff up on wiki
apparently there was to be a live action johnny bravo film potentially starring the rock

i can't imagine why it was cancelled!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

Man I would have watched that

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

hey there, baby
do the monkey with me
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

*punches*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

OOF
*ends up upside down with hair all ruined*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Dexters Lab was the only thing I liked on Cartoon Network
other than Dragonball Z
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Dragonball Z?
Oh dear.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

He says it Dragonball ZEEEEEEE too.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT BRAND NEW EPISODE OF... DRAGONBALL Z*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

I liked DBZ, until the Bou saga.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

Bou and her evil henchman,
Squirrel Ass Nigger Lover
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

I watched them all about 5 years before they came to the west. They were gory and cool
I had 85 VCDs with them on. Then the US Dub ruined it and made it shit because they cut loads out of it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

I quite liked the Gummy Bears.
They bounced here, there and everywhere.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I was always indifferent to The Flintstones.
What are you all indifferent too?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Aquaman

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

Colour Boy

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

Magenta Owl

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

The Simpsons episodes that are shown on channel 4
(i.e. they're shit because everyone's seen them half a million times)
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

The Simpsons is much like /talk
It used to be pretty funny but you only watch it now out of habit or nothing else to do
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

Well done,
that was a massively shit post.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

I don't get channel 4
One day you will see an episode of the Simpsons from season 15/16. The next day, expecting to see another newish episode there will be something from season 1
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

Exactly.
I've not had Sky for about 7 or 8 years now, so pretty much any episode younger than that is new to me... but C4 insist on showing the old episodes over and over.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes, Dora the Explorer
And the spin off, diego
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

Dora the Explorer isn't aimed at anyone over 5,
therefore you can't call it shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

Hello.

I have read you post with interest
CLICK HERE to see how much I care about it.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

I expect now would be the best time to suggest that your bottom is frequented by latino gentlemen on a rgular basis.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

Meh. Too hot.
Pies!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

in the blurb at the end it says "daft cunt"
but on the graph it says "dull cunt"

/pedantic cunt
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parttimedogfish, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Just 'cunt' will do.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

Denver the last dinosaur.
sorry Edd
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Batfink

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

Count Duckula

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

Count Duckula was great!
What's wrong with you all? :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

OooOO DUCKYBOOS!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

we're all very worried about police dog, dg!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8129826.stm
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

D:
I hope he's ok
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

i thought that was great when i was a kid
but i watched it the other day and it did not live up to my memories
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

I never liked dangermouse.
There, I said it.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

i never liked the flintstones or scooby doo

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

I was never fond of the flintstones.
Or any loony tunes. Especially porky pig. He can fuck right off.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

OBJECTION
road runner & wile e. coyote.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

SUSTAINED
EDIT: I did have a bit of a soft spot for Pépe Le Pew.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

you skunk bummer
i like taz!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

It was the cat he was stalking, she was FIT
Taz was an annoying spastic.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

so's your face
i liked his dad in the taz-mania toon

blah blah blah yakkety schmakkety
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

NO.
What's Opera, Doc is the best cartoon ever made. EVER.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

blue star will agree with you HARD, here

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

D:
But no fair enough. Denver was naff.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Dino-Riders on the other hand
DOUBLE AWESOME
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

I've not heard of that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

I bet no one remembers this shit, not even bogus
www.thechestnut.com/wattoo.htm
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Nope, not heard of that one, grandad

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

it was shit and French and shit
one day I will hunt down the persons resonsible for it and break their gallic skulls open with a spade
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

I can't think of anything French that I like

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

that newsreader woman
she needs a good old-fashioned thump up the knickers and no mistake
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Arrogance of the French part 1
My brother's mate married a French bint. She contends that any grape based alcoholic drink that is not from France is not actually wine. Only they can make that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

burst a paper bag near the garlic-stinking stealth wookie, she'll probably surrender

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

sharky & george

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

Canadian

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

oh really? ok then
amelie?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

I can remember liking the theme tunem I can't remember anything about the actual cartoon
apart from them being crime fighters, or the sea
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

they clear up any mystery
i remember the dance they did over the end credits

i don't remember a single episode though
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

I don't think it existed

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

they're crimebusters of the sea.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I bet it was all based on a met press release
to distract the press from crippling land police shortages
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Albert the Fifth Musketeer

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

In your dreams.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

bridget bardot

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

Donkey nosher

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Brandy?

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Astringent
And made by the Irish in France. Not strictly speaking a French booze.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Brie?

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

Pus

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Pastis?

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

Antiseptic
Look, you're not getting anywhere here
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

Yeah I think I've backed a losing horse

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

if that is about a little black and white bird i remember it
was it french candian?
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

fucking french bastard shitcunt horse-eating shitfucker bastard cunts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

i think they done that violin playing egg piece of shit cartoon, ludwig or summat, that was awful

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

Ludwig
that was made by cunts, for cunts
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)

I remember that one.
It was tedious and shit. And had a crap theme tune.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

The entire cast of The Simpsons.
Especially the episodes released after about 2007.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Shut the fuck up.
Ridiculous post.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

New Simpsons is Family Guy-lite

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

Simpsons set the bar.
Family guy is a completely different show, aimed at a different audience (ie. adults).

Only a complete fuckwit would compar... oh, carry on.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

They used to be different.
Now the Simpsons is starting to be a little FG-esque, in my opinion.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Digimon is Pokemon-esque,
but they're still completely different.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Didn't they come about at the same time?
My point is that the Simpsons has changed to fit in.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

You're being a fuckwit today :(
Read RR's post again until it sinks in.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

The newer episodes of the simpsons are better than the old episodes of the simpsons.
The first few series of the simpsons were terrible.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

The Simpsons was at its best from series 6 - 15

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

WRONG. 3-10.
Look at the episode list for series 5. LOOK AT IT.
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Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

I agree.
But I don't want to. :(
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Then don't!
FIGHT YOUR OWN OPINIONS!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

every cartoon made by hanna barbera are utter shit

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Captain Caveman was amazing

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

2 stupid dogs was hanna barbera
so you are incorrect, sir
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

Oh they is a plague on animation

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

Fat Freddy's Cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Freddy%27s_Cat
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

Chariots of the Globs was the only really funny FFC strip
the rest were mostly meh

it ended up like badly-drawn Garfield with a few non-hilarious drugs references
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

I remember them from when I was a kid from the Fabulous Furry Freak Bros comics.
They were quite shocking at the time.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

there was some talk of a FFFB film being made a few years ago
from the trailers, it looked like a load of wank

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU

www.imdb.com/title/tt0944952/ fuck, they actually made it
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

Ha! I'd probably watch it out of curiosity.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

it's on my list of things to download, possibly

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

"Tee Hee Hee", a drug that turned people into homosexuals."
That dastardly drug!
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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

that team of crime fighting football players

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

THE HURRICANES!
And their painfully multicultural team.

Like the black guy who only ever played bare footed. Because he was African.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

but he was a better player than you
he was in the Hurricanes!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

That show was epic

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

Just because he was black you just ASSUME he was African
I believe he was Brazlian you filthy RACIST
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

You're right n'all.
Still, a dreadlocked guy from the carribbean called "Rude Marley"...
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Dangermouse

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Oh sorry, cartoon characters.
I thought you said b3tans.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

ben10

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

:((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
Wonderpets
Mona The Vampire
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

Mysterious Cities of Gold
Dogtanian
Willy Fogg
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

Galaxy High School was both shit and great at the same time

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

haha, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
now that, that was shit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

jayce was brilliant, actually
you silly person
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

*Jayce high 5s*
FUCK YEAH!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

I used to LOVE it.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

Likewise!
I also liked King Arthur and the Knights of Justice: a team of american footballers get transported to knights of the round table time and they had magical armour.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Arthur_&_the_Knights_of_Justice
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

YOU'RE fucking shit.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

Strong words from a massively rubbish twat
like yourself.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

John the spoon
he was just a spoon, how interesting can that be really?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

Captain Planet was great
he's the hero, you know.

Rude Dog and the Dweebs was terribly-drawn and animated but still good. Bucky O Hare was great too. And Biker Mice from Mars.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

you've reminded me of botmasters

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Is that a cartoon aimed at young homosexuals?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

yes, except for instead of gays it was not transformers

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Bucky O'Hare was amazing!
BUCKY! Captain Bucky O'Hare,
Mutants and Aliens and Toads beware!

In other news, my Nabaztag arrived yesterday, I took it round to a friend's house to test it. Listening to the previous owner's facebook status updates was mildly entertaining. The first thing it said when it was connected: "*tap tap tap tap tap* FACEBOOK: Graham - It's not fucked"
Also Violet.net says that spangabbit does not exist :'(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

oooh what's violet.net?
the spangabbit might be called cr3ative or something similar, as it's cr3's, not mine.

Didn't know you could hook it up to Facebook too....
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

violet.net is the site that manages everything for Nabaztag now
cr3ative was on there. I've added him as a contact :D

My rabbit hasn't been added yet, I needed to get him removed from the previous owner's account and I forgot the serial number today to add him to mine :P Hopefully when I reregister it all the messages will be erased. I turned off the speaker last night, after 3 hours it was still reading messages from last December :S
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

I LOVED Rude Dog and the Dweebs

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

*mini fives and chest bumps*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

bah I didn't see this

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

*RUDE DOG FIVES*
oh, the 80's neon colours and sharp edges.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Reggy was the shittest. He had an underbite.
Should have been called Cool Dog & the Downs
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

That does surprise me.
I thought you'd based your whole personality on Rude Dog.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Hehe I am Rude Dog.
COME WITH ME SPASTICS! *drives off*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Rude Dog & The Dweebs

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

various comics such as Chin Strap The Duck, Happy Families, The Celebrity series, Black Hawk Down's and many other one offs

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

haha you cunt :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Joking aside though, I'm fucking awesome.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

... if you're awesome when why don't you show it on b3ta?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

I do you spaz.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

I've never noticed this awesomeness.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

That's because you're too busy eating chocolate seductively towards your webcam.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

You may mock but it's a very time consuming hobby.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

you ARE the leading authority on how to be awesome after all

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

I cower whenever I post something, hoping it will please his warped sense of what's good and what's shit

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's not warped,
it's merely based on fact rather than opinion unlike other forum users.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

If you think your opinion is fact then you've just proved my point
*trombone sound effects*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

I hope when you read my posts you intentionally ignore my sarcasm.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

one day, man. one day you will be able to stand tall and shout to the heavens...
I HAVE MASTER OF TURNIPS' VALIDATION!

then a golden staircase will come down and take you to valhalla
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

Rude dog and the dweebs.
Although I now have a dog exactly like Rude Dog, the wannabe canine Fonz twat.

Edit; I should really read the replies before posting.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

We're just fashionably late, that's all. Quick! jump in the back of my Cadillac !

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

In the boot you say?
You just want me to smell this rag? Oh my god whats hapknfghd jfdgjkds dfs
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

MUahaha! tha'ts right i'm taking you to DFS!
nowbuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofa
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

they said on the adverts "there's a world of choice at Carpet World"
lying bastards, I went there and it's just carpets
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

"But look! Were also got some chipped and unwrapped 'quick-lock' laminate....enough to cover your downstairs toilet."

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I seem to have this urge to buy you a sofa
only as long as DFS DON'T have a sale on though...
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

"At DFS we only have ONE sale a year...
...shame is actually lasts for all of it."
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Say it ain't so?!
Is LOOK AN OTTER one of these?

:*(

sorry

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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

You don't even have to scroll down to see the link

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

get him

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

BUNDLE!!!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

best bundle ever
lea valley school 1993. we picked our way through the aftermath and some chump tried to grab on to my mate's leg to get up. she kicked him in the head.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

*leaps on*

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

*leg drop from top turnbuckle*

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

Oh man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

I've just had an otter minced because of this

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

I've had to shovel three loads of baby pandas into a car crusher
damn, these interent failure rules are harsh sometimes but it's for the best really
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

On that random.es thing I saw what looked like a bloke after he'd been chewed up by a lathe
Just some twisted overalls and an eye on a pile of goo. I am still hard.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

yeah, i've seen some dead people on there.
it's pretty fucking grim :(
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

I'm pretty squeemish
But I couldn't work out what I was looking at from the thumbnail. I clicked and I still couldn't tell. I wish I hadn't really.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

Now I'm curious
can you link it?
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

No ta
I don't want to look again
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

I can never be arsed clicking those
but it does give people who otherwise have fuck-all interesting to say a reason to post so yeah, that's great I suppose
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

One day I'm going to bum you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

they'll be breaking out the snowshoes in the fieriest pits of Hell before your penis gets within a mile of my scented rectum

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

I am very stealthy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

*sigh*
I'll just have to live with this now I guess...
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

*rolls up sleeves*
This is going to hurt me just as much as it's going to hurt you.
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IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE SUN.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

oh jobe. jobey jobey jobe.
i expect better from you.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

I got distracted by murdered midgets...
:(
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

that's been posted too
i like the new otter pic though. he's doing a macaulay culkin impression
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

I saw that here, that's what distracted me.
I know the otter will only go some way to making it up to everyone here. I hope you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

dawwww i can't stay mad at you
*ruffles hair*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

there is a picture of an otter eating an ice lolly in the sun today, i can't find it online for you tho, sorry, no offence

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

I have taken offence.
Don't dangle that carrot then not follow through. How very dare you.
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Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

Woohooo! No more L plates on here!
Now I can post meaningless threads and you lot can insult me! Oh, and I'm at work but the network has frozen.. another day of starting at that egg timer
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)

alright neddy

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

BARK BARK BARK ggrrrrrrkkkkkk
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8129826.stm
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

:((((((((((((

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

i bet you laughed you mean cunt

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

POLICE IN 'THICK CUNTS' SHOCKER!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

GASP
i hope THE police dog is ok
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USERS
I have some distressing news.
POLICE DOG is not well. Their condition is described as 'serious'
THIS IS NEGLIGENCE, JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
IN COURT
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

I'd like to sue Neddy, if I may.
Her shiny shiny face has partially blinded me.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I am prepared to act as your ATTORNEY in this SERIOUS MATTER.
I AM GAZZING THE DEFENDANT NOW.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

JUSTICE WILL BE DONE!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Let me guess, you will be requiring some photos of her breasts as 'EVIDENCE', yes?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
NEGATIVE. This is not the case.
I have sent a standardised CEASE AND DESIST request.
HOPEULLY THIS CAN BE SETTLED EQUITABLY WITHOUT THE NEED TO GO TO INTERNET COURT
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Will you be requesting a MEETING with the defendant to nullify the need for court? In the form of DRINKS and possibly FULL PENETRATIVE SEX?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
CEASE YOUR SLANDEROUS LIBELS AT ONCE.
INTERNETLAWYERMAN is one fiery dragon in a courtroom WHOSE TAIL YOU DO NOT WANT TO PULL.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

unless you're a woman
in which case I bet you'd comment that your dragon's tail is excellent at what it does.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

I retract any comments which Mr Lawyermanmay have found offensive, and provide assurance that I do not wish to touch his tail, despite his generous invitation.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

I think that after ARBITRATION
INTERNETLAWYERMAN will possibly have to agree to SETTLE out of court for a TITWANK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

TO THE MEDIATION DUNGEON!

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

IGOR?
break out the NIPPLECLAMPS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

WAS IS DAS? NIPPLE KAMPFS? HITLER VONTS IN TO ZE KINKY MEDIATION BUNKER JA!

(Wormulus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

I'd like to sue myself for being fat on the internet
Can you please advise me on the legal situation?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
No case is too large for INTERNETLAWYERMAN.
I WILL HAPPILY HELP YOU SUE YOURSELF SLIM, however, I should warn you that libaility for your fatness is IN DISPUTE.
YOU SHOULD REALLY BRING YOUR CLAIM AGAINST
Mr J M Geordie Esq.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

i'd like to sue neddy for £1.79, this is the value i'm putting on my broken heart

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)

Here's your 1.79
sorry for the inconvenience
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

*cries*
*throws Bonios*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

they were from the snuffer dog division

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

you terrible cunt.
go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

also, pffffft.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

Frying Squad

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

For fuck's sake.

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tits or gtfo

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

Woah Neddy.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

You may have no L plates
but you're still a noob.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

Sorry, did I say noob?
I meant, fuck-knuckle.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

it needs them reattaching
lets stitch them on
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

I'll go get my staple gun.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

hmm, not permanent enough.
let's weld them on.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

this isn't very nice, can't we just knit him a hat,

we could all knit a portion with different wools and stitch it together to show how cohesive and loving we are as a community
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

i don't think we should be lying through the medium of wool
i'm pretty sure there are laws against that sort of thing
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

We could all just poo in this bucket instead.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

and when we've finished
we'll wank into it, right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

I'm fine

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

THREAD DELETER!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

Your first posts
and you're already repeating yourself
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

that's how crap the network is here
I edited and it posted twice.. you gotta love the NHS!
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

i doubt thats to do with the network love

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)

Maybe you're just shit at the internet.
This is a more likely scenario.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

B3ta is full of NHS workers
I hope I never have to go into hospital,it gives me the fear :)
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

The NHS is like a prison for unoriginal people.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

That doesn't even make sense Wormy.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

I was going to have a little diatribe at the first NHS worker who rose to the bait about the kind of people that work for it but now you've ruined it for everyone.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

I only know of two b3tans who work in the NHS in a medical capacity.
I bet the rest are all just admin assistants and tea-ladies.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

I manage to avoid patients for the most part,
which is probably for the best.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

Imagine waking up in intensive care
to find Badger standing over you with a syringe, grinning a big beardy grin.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

You just slid off your chair, didn't you?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

It was how we met.
Well not in intensive care. More in a dark alley. You get the gist though.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'd breathe a sigh of relief if it's just a syringe that he wanted to stick in my bum
:)
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

The L plates are still there, but only visible to those of us with Platinum accounts

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Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

No icon

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

The only regulars without icons are dirty faced paupers.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Like DT?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Bogus and rosalicious

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

Dekazer bought my icon
cos i'm a stinking hobo.

*waits for obvious strikethrough*
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

Dekazer bought my icon
cos i'm a stinking hobo.

*waits for obvious strikethrough*

I'm a pretty, pretty princess
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

spack.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

WIN.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

i have icons
i dont use them
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

because you prefer to keep quiet about your work for charidee
until now.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

i donate
the icons are just shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)

youn are
you moing.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

I'm a proper tight cunt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

really?
Can I have a go?
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

No
I'm very exclusive and you're not pretty enough
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

That is no different from when you had L plates

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Fuck off, blue-namer.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

This is one of my favourite insults.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

I don't get it

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

That's becuase you are one.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

^This.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

Thanks for clearing that up

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

All names are blue

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

Stop ruining what is otherwise a perfectly good insult, you shitcock.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

Stop making up rubbish insults then, you massive two-arms!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

I didn't make it up, did I?
You're just not down with the kids, old man.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

I'm plowing a lonely furrow in the field of mediocrity here.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

All except mine are blue it's how I find my posts,
I rarely look at other's profiles because it means deleting them from my history to turn them blue again.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

dark grey bar by your post on the left of the screen not give it away?

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

that's a shame
it says something REALLY NICE about you in my profile

but you'll never know
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)

anyone with a user number over 70,000 is a shitcunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

I feel this can be extended to 60,000.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

30.000

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

SAD FACE.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

23,500

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)

You know you have a higher id number than me.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

20,000

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'd feel comfortable with 10,000

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

can we compromise on 16,000?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

What's in it for me?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

a day at the zoo

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

I best get to see the monkeys.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

you can get in there and fling poo with them if you like
in fact, i insist
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

MONKEEEEYS?!?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

look behind you, a three headed monkey!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

how appropriate, you fight like a cow

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

It's... pink...

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

or,
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post201115
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

A couple of rather touchy spastics there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

QOTWers, eh?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

Shitcunt
and proud. (not really, I'm going to go cry in the bathroom now)
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)

Morning Neddy

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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

don't post too many new threads
people will get angry

this one is ok, i guess.

hello nedward. oh, you're a chick. hello nedwina.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

let the pandering commence!

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

i haven't had a good pander up for ages, i might pick this one for a go

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

i think most panderers are going to be confused by the name

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

Are you 17?
If you are 17 you are guaranteed to bin it within a week. It happens on b3ta as well as life.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

Give me an N, Give me an Eddy
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

NEDDY!

*screams*
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

GREAT!

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)

Alright Dobby

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

hey there neddy, well done on surviving your first few weeks
tell me something about yourself, i understand you are a young lady, where are you from? do you have a boyfriend? do you use msn? i'd love to chat to you
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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

^this.
with added facebook :)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

Internet Lothario Mongychops Strikes Again!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

ILMSA!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

dude, check the profile, it's a proper munter

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

Ooh, shiny.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Apparently I've met them.

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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

what!!!!!! she has stolen my heart, i'll admit she is too good for me but if she becomes just my friend, pehaps meets me once in a while i will endevor to win her heart

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)

PHOTOS or GTFO
And such
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)

i hope you will refrain from such comments when i have secured neddy's heart as my own

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mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)

good luck to you there but seriously, this one munts pretty damned hard

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hello Neddy
I'm in my office and I'm too hot.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

Is "in your office" a euphemism for on the throne?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

Oh right.
I'm seriously considering getting another little Royal Python. I've been checking out the snake forum I used to go on and all the adorable Royals have swung my decision away from a Corn snake.
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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

I hear king cobras are adorable
I'd like a snake but it would probaly attack me when trying to make it unleash the fury
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

Cobras are on the DWA list.
Meaning you need a license and things like two locked doors between the rest of the house and the room where the animal is.
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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

So I need a licence to own a walrus...
That sucks
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

Have a baby
I'm sure with your genetics whatever progeny you created could approximate a walrus.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

You answered that one yourself
With my genetics - as in, unless asexual reproduction becomes possible for humans, that's not gonna happen.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

www.captivebred.co.uk/dwwaainfo2.htm
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Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

i like the bit that says
DWAAI!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)

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