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Protecting an image
I've just had to do an illustration test for a job. I really don't trust the comopany I'm giving the test to not to use the image.

Is there anywhere I can upload the image so they can't save it? I couldn't give a shit about them doing a 'print screen' and saving it, the resoloution won't be good enough for them to use.

I've Googled and not found an answer so I'm not being a lazy shit.

Thanks muchly...
(mousemonkey, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Flickr might work
there are privacy and copyright options. Apart from that, I know not, sorry.
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Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

Send them a low-res hard copy of the image with "SAMPLE" printed over it.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Ha!
I'm sending the image to a photgraphy company so I reckon their nimble fingers know their way around taking. sample off of an image, we've all done it.

May be I can make the word 'sample' tartan and really blur it across the image.

I'd really like them to see a hi rez image as there is a lot of detail in it...ho hum.....
(mousemonkey, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

just send them a low-res copy of the image?
it's only the same as the printscreen

you could always put a digital watermark on it if you're paranoid
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spacefish bong!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

no
and cover the image in a watermark.

and didnt you just delete a post?
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MrA, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

It wasn't him

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

was it the one armed man?
he's such a cunt
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MrA, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

northernwifeb3ta I think.
Caught a glimpse as I refreshed.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

I replied to his thread.
Then he deleted it and sent me a gaz.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

Judicious use of a CDC watermark will prevent that kind of thing.

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

make it really shit.
there's a board here at b3ta which will give you some ideas.
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scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

yeah flickr has options so you only download a tiny 1 pixel gif
also, I scanned one of my sisiters degree certificates for her and whatever way I scanned it the words "this is a copy" appeared all over it despite ebing totally invisible on theorignial. if you could figure out how they did that it might be handy
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Best reply ever...
apart from, 'My names Jabob Dwyer...'

Thanks so much, just what I was after...
(mousemonkey, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

the old paper driving licences did that when you photocopied them

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

It's not something like
this is it?
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

I don't think so
it didn't refuse to scan it

something to do with tiny variations in the print matrix, perhaps if you scanned it at exactly the dpi it was printed at and lined it up perfectly it wouldn't show
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

Some fat right-wing prick on my Facebook has as his status:
"Thinks everyone is 1 mistake away from a spell in jail..."
He lives in leafy suburban Warrington. He's not exactly in Moss Side. Am I being daft or has he actually been playing too much GTA?
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

SHIT BLIMP

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

He certainly is.

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

FUCK YES!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

AMERICA!
oh? are we not doing that one?
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

YES!!
IN OTHER BLIP NEWS
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5736633/Spanish-police-thwart-jail-break-using-remote-controlled-Zeppelin.html
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MrA, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

I don't want to open that, I just want to savour that headline

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Isn't the Telegraph one of those websites where you can write your own headlines?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5736633/b3ta-website-to-be-closed-down-after-baldmonkey-sex-offences.html
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

pfffft uri fail.

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MrA, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

Sounds like he's worried about being caught with child porn to me.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

I did not know SuperMatt was right-wing.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Haven't you seen his Nazi trenchcoat?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

has it got skulls on it?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

no
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/7668.supermatt.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

www.m4gnum.com/b3ta/sl.jpg
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Fucking hell.
Never do that again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

this

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I'm going to stare at goatse until I feel clean again.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I don't know who either of those people are.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Are we the baddies?

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I used to work in Warrington
It's plastic Mancs or plastic Scousers. Fucking argh.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

In fact
Are you from near Warrington?
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm from there.
if i'm not mistaken malchick went priestly?
and lived in Gorse covert.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I did.
I'm from Warrington, but live in Leeds. Back in Warrington for the duration of July though, due to a gap between my previous lease ending and my new one beginning.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

So...
Manc or Scouser then ;-)
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Bit of neither.
I'm from a new part of Warrington that was only built about 30 years ago so I never had a particularly strong Woolie accent, relatively speaking. It's on the north-east side of Warrington, so much closer to Manchester, but then my dad is from Ormskirk. So take your pick.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

My accent has also been infected by The Yorkshire, just to confuse matters.

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Eee, that's grand.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Jesus!
Quite a bit like me that. Liverpool fan, live in Liverpool from Manchester. I sound all over the shop!
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

You're from south Warrington, aren't you?

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Yeah, Appleton, it's fairly nice.
A bit boring though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

I can imagine. I've worked there.
We'll have to have a pint sometime.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Would be glad to.... how long you down for?
(I don't get paid for another two weeks and i'm skint until then) :(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

Till August 1st.
I'll see you at the end of July ;)
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

you might be adding people to a online thing you don't really know, or taking it all to serious
or you may still be gay since springysunshine broke your heart
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I've been in a happy, healthy relationship for over a year, actually.
And I just found it curious that he seems to live in fear of the police when we move in much the same world.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

i'm glad for that
don't turn gay again tho eh, you are only young
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I'll try not to :)

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

I know it's not exactly a conquest of Everestian proportions,
but I would still quite like a go on her.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

well most have
seems alot of us haven't had our turn, tho i don't want to go gay after, she is a bit man like but still
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I don't use it, so I may be wrong
but don't you choose to accept people as friends to your facebook?

In that case you are, by default, a fat right-wing prick's friend.

Sorry.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

He's a lad I used to know in school.
Didn't realise what a prick he was when I added him. I keep meaning to have a prune, actually.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ditch him then.
Put him down like a diseased dog.
Cleave him like donner meat from the kebab.
Show him how you do things downtown.
Open a can of whoop ass on his facebook.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

yeah it doesn't hurt to stay regular

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

pfft

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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Maybe he's talking about fraud
or stealing, or death by dangerous driving?
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Sounds like an utter twunt to me

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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Is he Judge John Dredd?

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

No, he thinks he's gangster. Take the computer game away from him.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

He's been watching too much Alistair Cunting Stewart on Police, Camera, Action, Prison

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broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

Poor mans Sherrif John Bunnell.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I just want to be the top result on google for Alistair Cunting Stewart

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broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

he's been watching too much
Sheriff John Bunnell
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

A drug fuelled rampage...
I would quite like to have one at some point in my life.
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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

It would end being a bad trip though....A TRIP TO THE STATE PENITENTIARY!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

It’s like looking for an 80 mph needle in a skyscraper haystack
I'll admit I'm cheating now, but there are some funny ones. bsornot.whipnet.net/stupidity/creativewisdom.html
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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

The man fights the law and the law wins.
THE LAW OF GRAVITY.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

I like the idea of a high octane hornet

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

They're not the most chilled of creatures to start with.

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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

A true statement.
I once almost killed my brother by shooting him with a black widow catapult.
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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

EVERYONE IS ONE MISTAKE AWAY FROM EBERYONE

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Everyone is 6 mistakes away from being Kevin Bacon.

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Everyone is one mistake away from being mistaken about how many mistakes away everyone is from something jolly spiffing.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Everyone is 6 mistakes away from Kevin Bacon

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

mindpiss

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

*HIGH FIVES AND CHEST BUMPS*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

*BLOWS BRAINS OUT WITH GRANDADS OLD SERVICE REVOLVER AT PROSPECT OF NOT BEING AS ORIGINAL AS I THOUGHT I WAS*

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

*ahem*
www.b3ta.com/talk/6280266
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

I saw two brothers do this while playing a doubles match at wimbledon.
I didn't think this sort of thing was allowed.
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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

Hahaha.
I like this theory.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

What about Kevin Bacon?

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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

he has to be careful not to do himself a mischief

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

6 Mischiefs!

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BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

I haven't been on Facebook for a month.
When I next go on it'll be the usual, accept some friend requests, decline some friend requests, don't join the HELP FIND MADDIE IN ARE HARTS group, don't do the WHAT CHARACTER FROM SCRUBS ARE U? quiz.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Well, I have been wondering when the UK govt will try to start making examples of people who have downloaded a few songs illegally that that American woman.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Maybe he is well in wiv da Warrington Massive
and has popped a cap gun in someones ass. Or something.
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FoldsFive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

i live in warrington
it's like if mancs and scousers had retarded, ugly children and mixed them with farmers and people going to the large marks and spencers.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Pretty much.

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'M TYPING IN CAPITALS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SEEM EDGY.
THEN I AM SPELLING WORDS RONG AND ACTING LIKE I AM BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE I MOCK.

baldmnkey is a fucking prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

i've got a mj fucking wristband
last minutes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

Oh hey
JMG
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

i'm going to bed
imagine that
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

OKAY!
HAHAHAH! I AM MASTURBATING!!!!!!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Today I was in Poundland and I saw this really hot girl and she was a page three girl but one of the good ones not one of the stupid looking ones with a small chin. Her chin was massive well not massive just right.
Anyway I totally wanted to fuck her in the pussyhole with my cockling. So I got near her and picked up something from the shelf in POUND land and said "I WONDER HOW MUCH THIS IS??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" and she laughed and then I said "Do you want to come to my house????" and she said "YES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I went home and she came to my home on the bus with me and then we had sex and my mum made her tea we had peanut butter and chicken.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

In other words, you looked at this girl and had an epileptic fit on the floor, ruining your trousers with mulitple fluids in the process?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

you're such a liar
what sort of idiot would eat peanut butter and chicken
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

if you were having chicken satay

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

yum.
Anyone fancy some? I'm cooking!
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Think about what forum you're asking that question on.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

a little bit of peanut butter added to a bit of red curry is nice

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

pimms and vodka makes an alright cocktail

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

and lemonade
you are just wrong
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

i dont know whats the matter with me :(((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

ask a forum
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

shant. youre not my real dad

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

WHY DOSN'T CHICKEN TASTE LIKE EGG??????????!!!!!!!!!!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

it does
you're just sniffing it wrong
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

two of my fb friends have become fans of "antibacterial hand gel"
im puzzled and saddened
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

i take it you are not friends with Abu Hamza or Alison Lapper

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

maybe they like hands that are not just clean, but hygenically clean?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

I reckon it's the awesome feeling of the dissolving alcohol.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

What've you got against it, you dirty pikey?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Some of my friends have become friends of that.
FB has gone to shit recently.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Well?
How much was it?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Really.
I had lunch with Shergar, Elvis and Robert Mugabe today, but your story is much better.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

What kind of restaurant lets a horse in?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

French ones
on the plate
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

A local Glasgow bylaw states that all resturaunts must be horse-friendly
I'm surprised you've never heard of this.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

We're so far behind down here :(

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

I bet your bill was fucking massive

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Why do you say that?

go on, go on, do it.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Because Shergar would eat like a horse

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Hohohohohohoho
Roffle!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

"...and that's how I met your mother"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

yeah, see, ok
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

YES

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

I'm knocking this place down and building a rollercoaster.
Fuck off, the lot of you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

If you worked near a theme park
would you buy a season ticket and try to get a ride in every lunch time?
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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

No
He'd bitch about all the noise
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

YOU would.
A ride on the children, that is. You fucking paedo-goblin.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

IS THERE NO END TO THESE SWEEPING CHANGES?!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

It's shit, Jumangi.
What can we do?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Arson!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Is that what you would do?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yes I would

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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Yes.
Most definitely. In fact, if it was close enough, I would wi-fi-work from the roller coaster. With a flask of coffee so I would never have to leave. Also a battery powered George Foreman, and a mini fridge so I can cook burgers while on the rollercoaster too.
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

bet you'd go on the loop-de-loop
and at the bottom you'd squirt ketchup up in the air and at the top of the loop you'd catch it in the burger bun like a baseball glove.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

FUCK YEAH!
I would have an onion cannon too.
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

I used to quite like Theme Park World.

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Comma, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I always preferred Rollercoaster Tycoon.
I feel like playing on that now actually.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Same here
It's ace
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

this

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

oh I love that game
Except when I spent about 30 minutes designing an awesome rollercoaster but the people in the park wouldn't go on it as it "looked too intense"
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

It was a great game.
I liked to fill the burgers with fat, extra sugar on the ice cream, salt on the chips.

Then I'd make the rides super fast and sack all the cleaners. Puke everywhere.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

hahahahaha
you feeving fucking copypasta cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

;)

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

im sharing NOTHING anymore
you're dead to me
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

See, HURTING SO BAAAAAAD!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

plagiarism
that is all.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

You didn't copyright it and you can't prove it.
I WIN!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I AM GOING TO BOOKMARK THIS AS IT IS THE BEST THING ANYONE EVER SAID ON THE INTERNET.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

dont forget extra ice in the coke to fill the cups up

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

dont encourage him
he's never done this he's made of lies
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

the noise was great haha

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Woo
*rollercoasters*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

THERE'S A BOMB ON THE TRACKS!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Will it be a scary rollercoaster?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Are you Friz?
I asked this before but it got buried in the Jacko threadrush
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Yes.
Yes I am. Good work. Perhaps we should start a new thread about it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

I haven't been on a rollercoaster for ages.
I like Oblivion at Alton Towers.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

The Hulk at Universal Studios Islands of Adventure
is the badgers nadgers
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

I was queuing for that for ages
the sign lied and said it was like a 15 minute queue. In that time I'd managed to get pissed off with kids in the queue, lost my contact lens in my eye which my friend Liz had to find for me and got put off by watching the fucking thing break down on the way up the slope.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Air is better anyway.
You can pretend to be Superman on it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

That ride I went on on Saturday was good.
LOL WAS IT LIMEY/UR MUM
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

no you are not, you are going to post bollocks again and again as you last had an interesting thought years ago and you got the sack for that
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Hanging my head in shame out loud.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

He should stick to podcasts

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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

BULLY.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

I wouldn't have to bully you if you weren't such a weedy cunt

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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

I'm going for a shower.
I hope I don't slip over and die. That would be horrible.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Don't die on us Jack. We don't need another B3tan going to heaven.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I hope everyone here dies of cancer this week.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Was Molly Sugden a b3tan?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Is this a deliberate pun?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:KUBBSET.JPG
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Quite clearly; yes.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

I'm not even here anyway, so fuck you, prick.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Very sweary pixels for someone who's not even here.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Dork Park

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I might write a greasemonkey script to replace your new posts with posts you made two years ago, when you used to be funny

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

I like this.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

ive never met a funny b3tan

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Where's a link to Piston_Broke's stand up when you need one?

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Sorry I was late!
www.jamescartercomedy.com
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

i've never met a nice south african

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

ive never had a dream come true

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

I've looked into this.
I was not funny two years ago either.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I'd rather see one which replaced any Wormulus post with an old Ding one.
This way to a better internet. Step right up.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

you know what, I might just do that right fucking now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

let's all enjoy a vintage Ding moment shall we?
b3ta.com/talk/1843978
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

I miss Ding
HUNDAN! STUPID HAT!!^^
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Those were the days.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

No they weren't.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

There are some funny posts when you look back.
b3ta.com/talk/1918957
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

There's a new sofa and a new clock being delivered tomorrow.
It's all quite exciting. What's the last thing you had delivered, or are waiting to be delivered?
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

The last thing I got delivered was shoes
I'm waiting for a photo printer.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I had shoes last week!
they were crocs for work though. I feel like I'm letting the shoe wearing world down.
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I own many awesome shoes
I also own crocs. They get hidden from the rest of my collection along with my trainers.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

A phone
and some x box games.

Not very exciting really.
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nick the greek, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm waiting for my results from college.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

U HAZ FAILD

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Probably
*shrugs*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

K

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

ooh, this
mine are going to read, 40% 39% 39% 39% which will mean FAIL
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weaver., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Four Toyo T1R Proxes in a 195/50R15 size
the courier was not impressed.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Will you then take them to a garage to get them fitted
Or would you do that at home?

Curious as to why you'd have a set of tyres delivered is all
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I had them fitted and balanced this afternoon
25 quid for 8 moves (old tyres off, new tyres on) plus balancing, is fucking cheap. And the tyres themselves were half price online compared to going to a tyre dealership.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Good shit
Bargains rule
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I have Toyo tyres.
They make the car go straighter then the previous ones.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Toyos are sticky shit
but they do wear down a bit fast if you drive hard.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

I dont drive hard, my tyres were the original ones and they were just thin.
They were cheaper than replacing them with the same ones as were on it, and I like the pattern.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

aesthetics and cheapness are the most important factors when choosing
the four circles that determine whether your crash into a tree and die or not.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Fair point, but i'll assume you know know what you are talking about
and be happy that i've go the same brand as you - that way we can crash together.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

also mines are way bigger than yours.
215/45/17
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

My oven goes up to gas mark 11.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

If it dosn't have tyres then you can't join in.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

yeah, give a shit
I bet they scrub the arches when you go full lock. Or you drive a Chelsea tractor.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

No, thats the factory size. If you don't like it argue with Honda.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Oh, it's a Honda
it had better be an Odessey
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Civic Type R, Final Edition

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I have exactly these tyres on my car.
Nice and grippy, but I fear that I'll be placing a repeat order with www.blackcircles.com sooner that I'd have hoped
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I've heard good thinks about the Falkens
and the Goodyear NCT5. And Kumho are a good budget compound with the same tread as a Bridgestone, I think it was.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

It was a toss up between the Toyo or the Kumho ones for me
but the Toyo ones were on a deal.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

smart choice
mine were 30quid apiece
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

i just can't cope with all these stories

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

it's all too much

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

im going to bed soon
oh man the dreams i will have after tonight
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I had a dream last night involving numerous text messages
I had to check my phone in the morning to see if i'd sent any of them!

Hilarious i know!
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

I hope it didn't cost you anything to send those texts.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

oh maan free unlimited texts!
its certainly the dream
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

UNLIMITED texts I think you'll find.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

lulz

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

I hope they weren't abroad when sending/recieving these dream texts.
Will cost a fortune.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

i doubt i'll sleep
what if someone watches something on telly, or pretends they are going somewhere, how will i cope
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

:(((((
i like to pretend that its all lies to get us het up but deep down i know this sort of thing really happens, and im on the outside looking in
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

i bet some cunt on here is making a sammmmy wigggigigllly
and not telling me the filling, i might go see the doctors, this is depressing me, i need more exciting info more and more
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

its certainly an eye opener i tell you
the shit that goes down in peoples lives on a day to day basis makes me re-evaluate my own sorry existance, i cant live with the not knowing and the not even owning a tv
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

You don't own a TV?
What's all your furniture pointed at?
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

this forum i would think, it's the best thing on a rectangle, tonight we have heard so many tales my head is spinning
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

im going to relay a few of them to the boys at lunch tomorrow
pass them off as my own. oh boy are they in for a treat i'll be the coolest!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

They just got SEXIER.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Still waiting for two randomburns.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I can't send mine yet.
I've only recieved 2 so far.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

is this the new QOTW?

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

There are no stories involving falling asleep while at it with your best mate's mum, so no.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

At home: In The Shadow Of The Moon on Blu-Ray = AWESOME!!
At work: A mock-up of a 12mm spined, die-cut vinyl sleeve to test how well (or poorly) it would house 5 pieces of vinyl in disco sleeves = SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG!!
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I had a fridge delivered not long ago. That was exciting.
I am waiting on a Pelican dvd at the moment.

Exciting times in Cornwall.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Pelican?

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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

I'm assuming he means the rather fantastic band

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

I do indeed. I'm starting to think you are my musical twin.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Latitude ticket
I bought it in March, still waiting for it to arrive. It's next Friday.
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Scary stuff. Was it from a proper outlet?

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Yeah, the official place
Apparently other people have been receiving theirs over the last couple of days so I'm hoping tomorrow.
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Our Oasis tickets didn't arrive until last Thursday.
We;re going to see them tomorrow. We bought them back in February. They'll come, it'll be alright.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Alternatively, the Cribs tickets arrived last week for October.
BE AFRAID.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

I had to keep my Ross Noble tickets safe for 10 months, and then not forget where I'd put them when it came to see him

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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

woo! latitude!
you'll get your ticket, don't worry

this has happened to me the last two years as well
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

I got mine last year from the Ipswich Art website and it arrived the day after
and IIRC it was cheaper. I'm a fool to myself.
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

Generally festival tickets aren't released till the last moment
It gives nasty people less time to work out how to forge them.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

New shoes and train tickets.
And my P45 from my last job.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

A pay as you go SIM card.
It came in an envelope that was at least two times bigger than necessary.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

BUZZCOCKS TICKET
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Oh, fantastic! My Cribs tickets arrived last week.
Get in!
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Hooray!

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Still waiting on 2 though.
5 I got from the venue, but the other 2 have yet to arrive.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Buzzcocks in Holmfirth!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

That's about as rock and roll as it gets.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Better than the hundred club

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

i'm waiting to be delivered by the lord into a land of excitement and not your tedious sofa boasting
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

A still
Win
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chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

i am waiting for the internet to be delivered
it will arrive on the 13th, ...my 1 key is a little broken, i'm not sure why
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weaver., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Got my new amplifier a few days ago
yay
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

I hope it was a big bastard, making the delivery man swear.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Just a little Vox one,
heavy though.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Tomorrow someone is coming to collect the amp I just sold them.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

my fucking tax from the UK
"it will take 3 weeks" they said

7 months later.. still waiting.. fuckers
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

An Alessi Juicer
I nabbed it for £4 on eBay in the last 15 seconds
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Hello Chef, good to see you back.
Will you be doing cheffy things with it?
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

I don't know
It had no picture, but an Alessi juicer for under a fiver delivered, i took the risk. There was no description either. It could be the lovely Starck one. Or it could just be crap. Either way it will add to my small collection of Alessi kitchen niceties.
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Also thankyou for the greetings.

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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

Depeche Mode tickets
for the O2 in december.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

Honda Accord.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

Will you be having sex in it with a woman we all though unobtainable to you?

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

I can't imagine this woman.
Who is she?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

WLCM TO QOTW

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

The Honda Accord of Justice may not be sullied in such a fashion.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

A zippo
waiting for fabric and an LP for my dad.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

I'm going to reply to this because it looks lonely.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Favourite TV series?
Waiting for Dexter. and Big Bang Theory.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Never seen them!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

I do like the american version of the Office
Dwight is a fucking legend
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

The Wire.
NEXT!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Arrested Development.
I do bloody love Dexter, though.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

And Galaxy High.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

Awww man,
I loved that
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I've just finished downloading big bang theory.
I caught a couple of episodes a few weeks back and thought I should watch them all.

Currently I'm watching a whale being dissected on channel 4. It's fucking awesome.
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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

The intestines are making me quite fancy some sausages, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

I thought exactly that :)

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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Opening them up to reveal shit has cured that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

I'm still hungry

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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Teachers and Life on Mars.
Chuck is pretty great, as is True Blood.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

And Firefly

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

BRING BACK FIREFLY

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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

is that the one linked to the movie serenity?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

Yes

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SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

i should watch it then

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

or just jayne
i'd settle for that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

Jayne is in Chuck

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

i do like chuck
but it's just not jayne
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Deadwood
or the moomins
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chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

Little Mi from the Moomins used to scare the shit out of me.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

loads of people tell me that moomins scared them
personally terrahawks was far more scary
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chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

ybf
ooh and prisoner cell block h. joan was badass
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

vinager tits

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

i don't own a tv

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

The cretins cloning and feeding

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chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

does that stop you having a favourite?

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

no

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

i see

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

big brother
or blind date
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

I like the one where she chooses number three.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

that was a good one

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

Did you see the one where Graham made a hilarious comment about each contestant?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

nah
i bet that was when my mum died, bitch
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Mike & Angelo.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

Spatz

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

The Riddlers

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Tickle on The Tum

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Johnny Briggs

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Puddle Lane

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Cockleshell Bay

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

Portland Bill

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

Round the Twist

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Round The Bend

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nick the greek, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Your Mother Wouldn't Like It

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

The Satellite Show

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Roger and the Rottentrolls

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Mingemouth puppets.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Look down there's Tickle town.
and there's the river Tum.
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nick the greek, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

There are some YouTube clips of Barney Bodger.
Ace.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

T-Bag and the Revenge of the T-Set
featuring T-Shirt
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I watched the first series of curb your enthusiasm recently
I like it I guess
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

I like watching telly
It gives me hope. I was watching something earlier where they were following a young couple living in a house. The woman was hot has hell, and the guy was not exactly pretty and worked in a garage with his mate who also lived with them. They then went and saw their boss in the pub about something.
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

Arrested Development.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

Good choice.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Top Gear, 'spose
haven't watched TV for yonks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

HIGNFY and Scrubs

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

ooh I like Scrubs.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

I like Battlestar Galactica
not finished it yet, watching from the beginning again.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Yes.
Galactica is ace
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Dexter is good
The Wire is great

Oz was superb and I really must remember to buy the boxsets soon
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Dexter, Peep Show, Family Guy

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nick the greek, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

I love Dexter
And I'm watching lots of House. Ooh and Ugly Betty.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

transformers!
/ac
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Fuck the employment bollocks
a typical dinner party question here is, "come the revolution, what skill would YOU bring to the Underground Resistance?"

Programming doesn't count.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

i dunno, i'm fick
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

girth>length

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

I could be used as a highly effective decoy.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

King Baby Duck Decoy.

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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Why would I join the resistance?
I'm going to become a drone of the empire, set on obliterating you whiny rebel scum.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
NOIT IS COMING!
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Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

*marches forth with the armies of CHAOS*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

I can walk quite a long way.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

I'M A PROFESSIONAL INTERNET USER

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

you'd be dead by the end of the first day

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

i think i'd rather be a corrupt regional official in whatever oppressive regime you're
attempting to resist
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

Ooo, I prefer this one.
I reckon I'd bring a cheeky smile and a general sense of wellbeing.

That and I'm a fucking good shot with a rifle.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

i found out i might be out of a job in a few months :(
and might have to work in dubai.. but i love spain :´(

investor coming tomorrow so fingers crossed...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

GARDING

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

FORWARD THE GARDING ARMY
FOWRARD TO GLORY AND CHICKINS AND FISH GNAAAAH :o3
(Cuffbert, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

CUFFERS

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Oh HELLO there Blues Tard :o3
How is Muffers and Gruffers in thier garding duties? I hoep they aer vere porfessional and not liek Cudbert becuase he is rubbish and I migth sack him GNAAAH GETS OUT CUDDERS YUO ARE SACKED FOR BIENG RUBBESH :o3
(Cuffbert, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

CUFFBERT YOU TERRIBLE SHIT.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

some funky minor key chord progressions and a wah-wah guitar solo

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

I watched your musical choices earlier
To be honest I thought you'd be a bit less 'dad' than that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm in a guitar band mood today
and the conversation was about live performances, those were some great live performances
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

The Creedance one was rather dull
I wanted some screaming guitar action
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

you tit, screaming guitar solos are for wankers
that performance is genius because it's so understated, they just get on with playing the song, play perfectly together and there isn't a single dropped beat or fluffed note anywhere to be found

that my friend is proper musicianship, none of this Scandinavian fretwankery for me thank you very much
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

also: screw you Magoo, I'm off to the chinkies for dinner

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

But it does NOTHING

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

hre's a shocker: the vast majority of people don't give a shit about guitar solos and can't tell a good guitarist from a bad one
but everyone likes a good tune
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

Bummer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Reporting skills for the PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
Plus I've played Deus Ex loads, so I'd be good at espionage and shit.
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Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'd probably be the girl who cleans up the hideout
And cooks. And nurses.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

They could use me to block narrow passages to aid my fellow revolutionaries egress
Or put wheels on me and I'm a servicable battering ram.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

and if there's ever a pressure sensitive pedestal in a shrine that needs guarding

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Oh I am SO there
They can leave me in charge of emergency rations too
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Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

I could look like a respectable middle aged lady
whilst smuggling hand grenades in my pants.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

~~smuggling hand grenades in my pants~~ hiding British airmen under my bed
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

YES!
Roll on the revolution.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

You're not middle aged!

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

Not unless she lives to be 120.
*hides*
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'll get you for that.
I hope you don't intend to sleep at the bash :)
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

Your man called me young lady in an email today
I like him.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

I like him too.
Which is fortunate.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

Probably my ability to kill people

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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Dinner party?
How very 80s
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Come on, this is Poland
we haven't invented the '90s yet. My road has just opened its fifth sushi restaurant
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

Get some segs on your shoes and walk briskly in the streets
That'll keep them on their toes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

segs?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Sigh... you kids
Metal heel things that make you sound like encroaching nazis
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

blakeys?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

blakeys

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

flakeys?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

I've got really nice hair.
And a fairly basic understanding of mechanical engineering.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'd bake secrets and blue prints into cakes

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Would you like to see Oasis tomorrow?

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Why yes Druid
yes I believe I would
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

Then we shall go.
I demand they come to Coventry.
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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

I would instil great fear into the powers that be by the use of my mighty brow.

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Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

i'd hit folk with an piece of pipe
i've been practising
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spacefish bong!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

A friend of mine needs a job to stay in the cuntry.
what would you do for a living if you had to rely on your skills?
no bummers. just something you have actual skills to do.
(He's a quality chef and a friend is looking to open a shit-hot restaurant subsidised by his daddy)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

Computer related things, probably.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

If I had to rely on my skills I'd do the job I'm doing now, which relies on the skills I have

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

me too
but its a bit boring. I get excited about things like new trojan families and encryption. :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

This would also be my answer.
I fear we may have misunderstood the question. Or taken a terrible wrong turn somewhere in our lives.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

Godzuki correctly presumed
that 98% of the board are bottom feeding jobless/McJobbed dross with no discerning abilities other than cramming an entire Pukka Pie down their gullet without swallowing
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

He's a sharp one is our zooks.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I'm still not having sex with either of you.
well, maybe. do you have moustaches?
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I am fully bearded at the moment.
Although strictly speaking the moustache part is older than the rest of it.

Does that qualify me for a crafty handjob?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

oh yeah, that'll do.
you filthy dirty man.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

that is where he is wrong, i've been the manager of a successful franchise of KFC for 10 years now
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Mr Greaves the Geography teacher was right
that fifth O-level really did you proud
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

i had to warn amir today, his popcorn chicken was over served
sandwog can't count
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

maybe he was just counting right to left

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

world record wanking championships

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i'd use my skilz to pay the bilz
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

heeeellllll yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

Prop up the bar

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

It's like a living example of Archimedes' Lever.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

put your illegal immigrant mate back on the banana boat and send him back to his wigwam in jumbly-lumbly land
I PAY MY TAXES, MY GRANDAD FOUGHT IN THE WAR etc etc
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

HE'S LEGAL
You protests-too-much shitcunt fuckwad winkwank splurgemaster
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I realised today my missus is technically an illegal immigrant
true story
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

You failed to pay her import costs
you sad thai bride importing tosser.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

that made in china thing, don't worry about it, just a tradestamp

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

I just realised my last one was technically an illegal immigrant too
maybe it's a conspiracy and they're using me to enter the UK in the sexiest way possible
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
you have a missus.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

drunken sweary strumpet here

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

or possibly cake baker

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

probably cake eater

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

You could probably combine all three

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

stealing friz´s skillzors....

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

Muse

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jenpots, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

Dreary and insipid soft rock?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

probably

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jenpots, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'd probably be the kind of person who sells holidays to other people.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

immigration officer?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

find a very rich old man
that takes skill
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

workin on it

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

cunt

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

the mind boggles

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

what mind?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

why i oughtttta!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

for once, I WIN.
you're so crap I should use a pooper scooper.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

rich old men tend to be higly confused.
suits you sir.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

perfect match
im known for my acute savvy
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

really.
/sarcasm
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

As if any of these fat morons have skills

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

i'm pretty much amoral
that's a useful skill isn't it?
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

I'm a barmaid and a chef on Sundays.
I love it and I'm good at it but I wish I could afford not to have to work all the time.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

ask your dad to buy you another apartment

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

My godfather you mean?
He had a fight with my dad then decided not to give me the flat.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

DON'T RUIN MY TROLLING WITH FACTS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

I hope it went something like
"Why are you buying my daughter an apartment? Are you trying to apologise for something? Wha... holy fuck, that blood in her knickers after her 7th birthday party was you, wasn't it! Oh God, I'm going to be sick, you're trying to buy her silence, Janice, bring me the phone, I'm calling the police..."

And behind it was you, makeup streaming down your face, bawling your eyes out and stamping your foot crying "but DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, it's a REAAAALLLLY NIIIIICE APARRRRTMEEENNNNNNT"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

because he won and got the choice?
get Mr Myagi to boost up your dad's skillz and dat. :)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

have some kids

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

I would do Science for money.
Money or food, I'm flexible.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I have good skills in bullshitting, so selling stuff or becoming an MP.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

you do a mean line in red kitchens

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

Too right.
Y'know, if it's was a glass red kitchen for example, I'd probably tell 'em it's gorgeous. That'll sell the fucker.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i read that as red knickers.
I need to stay in more.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

I can do programming and that,
but I've had a pretty hard time convincing anyone to pay me to do it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

I can do photos a bit. I've made some money from doing it
but not enough to keep me going. If I dedicated all my time to it, who knows.

Oh, And rum drinking. *hic*
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Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Don't you need more than just a job?
I thought employers also need a licence to be a sponsor now.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

he has licence to remain for a year.
he needs his 5 year one. Although he's EU, so it gets confusing. shouldn't need one.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Has anybody been to Tokyo?
Can you recommend a hotel?

If not: What season is your favourite?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

Autumn
specifically, October 4th
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

Birthday?

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Not a fucking chance

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

Lesotho Independance Day?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Japanese pornography is rubbish and squealy
This is the depth of my knowledge of Japan
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Meh
I'm hoping to go to Tokyo to stay, then spend a week or so mooching around rural Japan somewhere.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Here:
"To answer your main question in Tokyo I recommend either the International Youth Hostel in Iidabashi or the Sakura Hostel in Ueno (both have easy to find via google web sites)"
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Bats, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Oooh, thankyou very much!

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Welcome.
May I also suggest a JR Rail Pass, if you intend on travelling rural Japan? The only thing is you do need to keep moving constantly once you have it, otherwise it's not worth it.
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Bats, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Thanks for the advice.
*notes*
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

i don't know if prices have changed but one return to kyoto and the rail pass had paid for itself for me
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

and frequently pixelated :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

I thought they had square genitals

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

They go sideways you know.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

~~square~~ small
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

They look ok to me
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I haven't.
No I can't.

Summer.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Spring.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

summer when it's raining or autumn it it's not

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Actually I can.
I asked my Japanese teacher on this very subject a few weeks back, I'll dig up her response. Two secs.
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Bats, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Sumringtumnter

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Autumn and winter
because they're cold and dark. LIKE MY HEART.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Newport Pagnell Travel Lodge, Okinawa

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

I've heard fine things about the Newport Pagnell Travel Lodge, Okinawa.
As a travel agent, I'd recommend this.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I'm a big fan of the Newport Pagnell Travel Lodge, Okinawa.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

my fave hotel is the al arjaan rotana in dubai
more of an appartment tho. pisses all over sofitel.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

That's not really a hotel in Tokyo though, is it?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hah

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

doh that´ll be me not reading the post correctly
skim reading i thought he said, if not, what´s your favourite. doh.

the answer is SUMMER. what do i win?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

i really hope they do some sort of guided tours of Dubai after the collapse
it would be so awesome to wander around all those half built skyscrapers and shopping malls in the middle of the desert
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

I hope there would be facilities to rent biker leathers and a scruffy dog

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

i'm going to bring my own, just in case

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

what what what
you know all the fake vegetation they are putting there is actually changing the climate now... not sure how long it will last.

tax free though hey.. think i´m gonna do 6 months out there.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

well perhaps it won't happen
i hope it does though
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

why?
have you been? desert safari on buggies, camel riding, sea kayaking (cheap too), some fucking amazing bars and hotels.. not to mention the restaurants. and you get treated like a true king.

only problem is you see the other suffering badly, like the indians. and the taxi drivers. which is why i always tip them. i mean, 3 quid to work in a taxi.. in dubai!? no idea why they dont raise prices.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

yeah, i really don't like the idea of holidaying in a third world country
i'll wait for the post apocalypse package tour in 10-15 years time
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

it´ll be a few years until some of the best developments are complete
but really, just a couple of weeks there.. it´s an experience. and incredible.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

when you say 'get treated like a true king'
that doesn't appeal even slightly, sorry
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

One of my friends lived in Dubai
He said there's some law (may be Sharia) that says if a man is killed, compensation is given to the family.

Which means people throw themselves in front of cars on motorways. I don't imagine that it's THAT often, but he said he saw it a few times. He lived there for quite a while, though.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

wtf
O_o

lots of prostitutes there too. I met my mate outside the metropolitan hotel, and there were about 20 black girls trying to open my taxi door "hey darling!" (i didn´t know them i SWEAR)... i asked about this. apparantly the rulers take their passports so they are stuck there :/

all the rulers have mistresses too who live in a seperate house on the grounds. I know a friend in IT who installs all their phone and network systems. Business deals are ALL backhanders too. :( so much for the honest joe!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

fuck off

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

yes we stayed
at the Park Plaza hotel it was very lovely
www.parkhoteltokyo.com/
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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

Oooh, nice
Bookmarked if things are looking REALLY good
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

been there three times, it's a fucking dreadful place and the japanese are all shitcunts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

I'm sure that's the slogan of the Tokyo tourist board.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

i have a major thing for japanese women
i dunno why :(

they just seem so innocent and love it more than any other women. like super sensitive or something.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

Are you a nonce, by any chance?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

You watch too much porn.

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Bats, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

Why are you sadfacing?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

cos no-one ever agrees with me
i just get strange looks

like when i say jasmine from alladin was fit
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

no it's great
so forward thinking and such a free people, they love tourists and will adore sammi and wish to keep her, the embrace disabled people
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

they'll probably think Godzilla's come back to attack downtown Tokyo

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

they're all racists too
she'll fit right in
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I don't look THAT disabled!
In fact, I don't look disabled at all. Just ugly.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

no, not JUST ugly
fucking spectacularly ugly
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

I stayed here:
www.kangetsu.com/

Very nice, quite far out of the centre but the gardens are just beautiful.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

Summer.
I'm not one for autumn or winter. It just bloody rains.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

Summer if it's warm
Winter if it's snowy. I like my seasons to be well defined.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

walton's a bit of alright
got a pier and that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

this is pissing me off, why can i not type in the subject line of this forum without it taking ages for each letter, but is fine in the message box?
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

why would you want to?

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

HA!
Fucked up browser!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

I think it's the new naughty step

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

there's a naughty step? aww man, no offence
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

i've never been naughty stepped,
I'm the sort of nice young man your mother would like
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

mummy died

:(((((
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

alternatively
who gives a shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

you've triggered Firefox's automatic troll suppression

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

i've never liked foxes
i'd like to hunt them with a gun, like all dogs
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

Hey there
This is a good joke.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

sadly, you can't, Mongy.
Only deer with guns in this country.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

i can still shoot the wood pigeons in my back garden can't i? if not, sorry
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

with an air rifle, I believe
or a shotgun. Proper guns are reserved for Bambi. no offence, shooting banter.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

proper gun?
i thought they were all just guns
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

would you like to come up against a bear with a blackhead gun?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

what sort of bear?

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

don't listen to him, I recommend a Ruger Blackhawk for the pigeon menace, General Electric Minigun if it's foxes you're up against

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

i´ve had this problem for ages
then some b3tan tells me i´ve got a spelling mistake

WELL THANKS A FUCKING LOT I CAN´T FUCKING EDIT IT. ARGhhhhh.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Posting only to nick the top stop from JMG
And to gauge your collective opinion on monobrows
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

JMG HAS POSTED.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

Quite litterally..
..ANYTHING will do.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

What is your opinion on the brows
Or brow, rather
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

I can imagine whatever I say here in reply will have somebody calling me hairless.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

i'd rather talk about free texts

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

how much are they?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

i was hoping someone on here knew

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

Have you gained some lately?

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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

someone has yer

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

Who, who!?

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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

i just cant spoil the surprise

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

you're a bit shit aren't you :(

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

Well, you're a bit shit

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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

nice comeback

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

APPLEHEAD:1, JMG:0

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

Get them away.
they're scary.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

But i'm not scary
Don't judge a book by it's cover
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

What the utter fuck?

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

It really is very simple
You should thus be able to grasp it very quickly
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

top stop?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

A typo
I meant 'spot', obviously
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

Can we get back to JMG fashion?
Combat shorts and a white vest.
I'm looking link Miami punk, but am probably coming across in writing as a brain damaged beer bellied war veteran.

Who'd like to fall out with somebody else?
Let's mix and match. /talk needs more fighting amongst people with back acne.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

You're probably looking like a Miami punk's uncle or something.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

That's kind of the same joke I went with in the following line.
But what we shouldn't do here is squabble.

I remember the days when it could be all out war between folk I don't even choose to recall the names of.
But what I WOULD do is pick a side. Then the other side shortly after.
It was always fun to pick sides and argue on here.

Now it's fat people and shit comedy.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

I would
You cunt.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Not me Genius.
I'm well above the level of b3ta.
Well done me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

That's like saying
"I'm well above mental retardation"
There's no pride in it. Just a slight comfort.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

If this is the case, a retard with male breasts usually follows shortly to complain about me.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

I don't see what Friz has to do with any of this

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

I changed my mind about the best live performance thing, this is the best by far
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5fYwiXZeFU
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Get in!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

fuck all that
what we really need is some sort of fred about texts and phone contracts or something
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

I don't know anything about that stuff
it does sound hellishly dull though
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

tell me about it
i hate people who bang on about that sort of shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

A pink Armani shirt, some Bench jeans
DASHING or something.
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moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

do they have BBBEEENNNCCCHHH all down one leg?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

nope, just
BENCH on the arse
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moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

YOU OLD NAME QUEEN!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

My parents came round earlier to drop my birthday cards off, Jammy
It's all PARTYTIME here at moohalaa towers
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moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Are you having BIRTHDAY FLAN?
Can you not tie the balloon knots because of your pedicure?
Plus other homophobic jokes and plays on the term "balloon knot".
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

I'm wearing a t-shirt that shows off my handles and moobs,
if I'm raped on the way home it's probably my own fault
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

But let us not discount it being JMG's.
It's early in the day.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I bought four pairs of shoes yesterday. YES.
I just cut my finger with a pizza cutter. BAD TIMES
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

THAT'S WHERE FAT PEOPLE'S FOOD GETS YOU!
A lesson learned, BS. Stick to easy foods.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

*COMBAT SHORTS FIVES*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

~~FIVES~~ TENS, HUT
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

3/4 shorts. Top.
A vest would look a bit gay on me though, not sure why, they just do.

What about footwear?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

None.
I'm carefree and winded at the toes.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

You fucking hipster
Vests are for cold people, or twats
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

A vest?
Oh JMG
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6279451

:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

ok, we are in a lift
suddenly the cables break, how would you convince me to give you the spare parachute?
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

what am i carrying?

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

i wouldnt
i'd stab you up and feev it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'm JMG.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Ive got bivvy locked up in a secret location
With orders to have her burned if i dont make it back
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

its already got a hole in it
poor bivvy
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

not anymore
so there
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

it'll always be tainted
you'll always know it was there
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

:((((((((

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

:)
never mind eh
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

How would you open a parachute in a lift?
I could imagine that being very disappointing when it just hits the roof of the lift and there's an awkward silence as we fly down the shaft to our death.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Haha, doublefail.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'd jump in the air just before it crashed
then take it from your pulped body.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Who is the baldest act?
I'm at home with my mum. I'm that unemployed.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

soz dr.

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I have been WOUNDED on the internet.
I fear I may never recover. I'll have to ditch this account and come back as somebody else. Probably a girl.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

HOW VERY WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE DARE YOU!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

I'll certainly be reporting myself to the Mods.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Phil bastard Collins

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

Who's the best dead act?
I'm on YouTube. I'm that bored of you all.

I was thinking best dead act on YouTube.
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

This is the worst sort of post on /talk

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Stop posting then

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Oh you meant his post?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Duh.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

I just thought you were agreeing with the rest of us.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Not yet.
I've not hit my 20,000th
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

you think?

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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

Yeah, I actually do.
And I don't mean my posts.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

i knew what you meant

Edit: you're probably right
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

No
Yours are
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

That's been done before.
Please think of a more original response.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

Just answer the fucking question
you misog
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applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Mozart
he knew how to rock the house
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Brian McFadden

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

Piston_Broke

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

I didn't want to start a new thread but...
has anyone read this book?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

no
i'll let you know if i meet anyone who has though
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well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

I found it had some excellent thriller elements but spoilt at times by ill-advised attempts at comedy,
Let me please introduce an air of reality to the reviewing process. I realise I'm going to be slaughtered for my summation but my title above says it all.

I've met Stuart MacBride and he's a truly lovely man: witty, charming, funny and urbane. Everything this book isn't in fact. I enjoyed his first three novels but thought his fourth - 'Flesh House' which had potentially brilliant ideas - was a confused mess.

It's a similar case here. DI Steel, Logan McRae's boss, is a grotesque caricature of Dickensian proportions and she is totally out of place in a thriller novel. She swears an awful lot, but as the saying has it, it's not big, not clever and it's very definitely NOT funny. Stuart seems to be equating profanity with wit.

As a policewoman she's utterly useless; all she does is spew forth a lot of macho (yes, I know she's a woman) cobblers, the likes of which was last heard issuing from the mouths of Jack Regan (John Thaw in 'The Sweeney') and Gene Hunt in 'Life on Mars' and 'Ashes to Ashes'. Only thing is Gene Hunt is MEANT to embody all that was bad and naff about 70s-80s British cops. She also spends a lot of time insulting fellow officers. Tedious? - Just a touch.

There's a terrible sub-plot (there are TOO many of these in the book) where DI Steel is after Logan McRae's sperm so she can inseminate her lesbian partner Susan, using a turkey baster. This device was last used to comic effect in 'Brookside' almost 20 years ago. DI Steel also hides a vital witness called Rory Simpson - an ageing paedophile - in the home she shares with Susan. Except, to be acceptable to her partner, she passes him off as gay. And of course he camps it up for her benefit. It's complete tosh, being both utterly lame, and incredibly lazy writing. 'Carry-On' level humour in fact.

Oh, and Steel starts up a swear box and keeps feeding it money before going off on yet another foul-mouthed tirade. This is meant to be funny, believe it or not. Need I go on detailing every boring comedy cliché in the book?

I hope I've established that it's not in the slightest bit amusing and that the humour possesses no originality or subtlety.

Alright, I've concentrated on the negative aspects - what about the positive? Luckily there are enough of these in 'Blind Eye': MacBride is capable of being REALLY chilling, and there's an incredibly frightening, gory scene in here that really hits home. There're a couple of other excellent sub-plots and when McRae goes to Poland to chase-up a line on the case, there is some superbly atmospheric and gripping writing.

The serial eye-gouger-outer and his terrifying henchman are also very well drawn - if not 100% believable.

Overall, the excellent aspects of the novel and the ludicrous attempts at 'comedy' just about balance each other out and it emerges as a decent, if overlong, read. I struggled through it at times, but was glad I persevered. It's definitely better than 'Flesh House'.

However, I won't be prepared to slog through another convoluted mess like this again. If it had been Stuart's first novel, or I hadn't previously been a fan, I would have chucked this out the window after six or seven chapters and encouraged the pigeons to defecate on it.

Stuart, I believe you have enormous potential as a crime thriller writer, but you really need to tone down the often teeth-grindingly awful attempts at comedy. Somewhere in this 500-and odd page behemoth, is a fantastic, slick 300 page thriller waiting to be released. Remember the old adage: sometimes less is more.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

that seems a bit biased though

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

IM GOING ON A HOLIDAY
not for 12 months but MEH YAY
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

will you shut up about it now?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

It's only because its booked now
it wasn't the other day but now it is so I am yey!

I will shut up now though :)
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

Who's the best live act?
I'm on YouTube. I'm that bored of you all.

I was thinking best live act on YouTube.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

Jurassic 5.
Or Slayer.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

Skindred are very good live.
I went to their homecoming gig in Newport last Christmas.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

I like Whole Wheat Bread.
They're an excellent band.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

Skindred are surprisingly good live, actually.
I was surprised anyway.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

It was only a small venue, so there was a really good atmosphere.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Small venue always helps.
I saw them at Jilly's in Manchester, some kind of day long festival.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

Video performances can't live up to the feeling of being at a live gig surrounded by like minded people
particularly in a pit at a festival
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm not arguing this.
[That story again about me and the Bloodhound Gang]
I had to be helped into a taxi by a policeman.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

I've pre-ordered your autobiography on amazon so I can be the first to read all about it

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

The foreword is given by Baldmonkey, and if you hold it up to neon-light you can see a horse fisting Murdoch from The A-Team.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

The Fall. Jimmy Cliff. Johnny 'Kloot' Bramwell. That Fucking Tank. Elbow. Melt Banana. Trencher. New Order. Chemical Brothers. Courtney Pine. Not necessarily in that order.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Westlife

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

they are so dreamy!

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

keychange!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

SOUTHERNER!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

The only people in the world who doesn't think the north of England is shit,
are people in the North of England... and most of those hate it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

Ohh the South.
With your fruity drinks and inability to have or even afford more than four of them.
I'm not Yorkshire.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

No, that's correct,
you're much much worse than Yorkshire
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

I could have said Bosnia and you've have given the same set answer.
Are these all lines from a Guy Ritchie movie?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

As that's how I see 80% of you all.
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
Mainly thieves.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Down town Baghdad is better than Tyne and Wear,
especially the Tyne part.

I'm giving you the courtesy of knowing what part of the North you're from, please afford me the same kindness.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

You're getting closer and closer.
I can only assume the next insult will be about the "Castle" not the "New" bit.
You should also light sparklers and stick them down your boxers so I can really notice you in the crowd.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

Where's oldcastle?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

That's White Hart Lane, isn't it?
LOL!

I'm being very liberal with the term "castle", I'm sure you'll agree.
A castle is seen as a fortress.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

The best I've seen lately was Gojira.
Or Orange Goblin, but that might have been because of the venue.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Actually, I'm wrong.
It's Isis.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

I think you're right with all three TBH.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

Iron Maiden

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

im not really a fan of live music.
i like it tweaked and made pretty.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Elbow.
No question.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

Take That
Controversial, I know. The show was fucking fantastic. Shame I was surrounded by fucking TWATS.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

We were surrounded by some right cocks on Friday.
Cocks and twats should be banned from gigs. In fact, I should personally vet all potential crowd members before they're even allowed to buy a ticket.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

I'm with you there.
When we saw Elbow in Blackpool, the crowd was full of Manc cunts just shouting 'MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCHIIIISSSTAAAAAH'. Gorgeous Mr G told them to stop it because they could be seen as threatening to other audience members.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

were they of the
"oh, look, plastic bottles, clearly projectiles" type of twats?

The level of that going on on Friday astonished me, and I've been to some fairly shockingly rough gigs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

We had some of that on Saturday watching Idlewild.
Though the lead singer of The Twang got a trainer in the face. That made me smile, the Brummie wanker.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

Sweet.
The problem at Blur was that ALL the booze was sold in placcy bottles, so at times it was like trying to watch through a swarm of large green locusts, to be honest.

I got hit by a thrown full glass bottle of Smirnoff at a Stereophonics gig in Swansea a while back. The Welsh know how to do violence properly. There's lovely.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

aw Stereophonics
jealous.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

It was the last gig at Morfa stadium before they tore it down
good gig, but a bit nationalistic*

Fucking massive fights, couldn't open my mouth for fear of being killed for being English and they played a montage of famous Welsh rugby victories at the start**

And I camped in a random field near Porthcawl so I could surf the next day and two pissed up valley boys in a nicked transit came within about 3 feet of killing me and the relevant missus at the time by rallying round the field at 4 in the morning. "we couldn't see the tent, boyo, it was green"

*pricipalityistic, really
**lasted 37 seconds
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

They were just all upset at having to be in Swansea.
It's a horrible place.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

Swansea is quite rough.
I say this as somebody who's lived in rough places. It's genuinely a bit rough.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

We had three brands of cock.
One fat cock who practically sat on my mate when the gig was still half empty and then got shirty when she suggested he might want to sit just a couple of inches further away. Another cock who watched the entire gig through the crappy little lcd of his fucking point'n'click camera and eventually had to be given a gentle talking to. And a small group who never tired of throwing plastic bottles. I thought they were the least cock-ish of the lot but they were clearly ruining the evening for a few delicate yoofs next to them. It was quite a good gig though.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

See also:
people who crowd surf and kick you in the head
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

Oh, it's not dangerous
it's just fucking stupid. I didn't go to watch to bands through as spinning green haze. But yes, excellent gig.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

I would like to add "pricks with flags at festivals" to this list.
If you are so fucking terrified of losing your mates in a crowd then you should probably stay at home. Or be attached to your mummy by a leash.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

I thought this about Glastonbury
Imagine paying a fortune for festival tickets, only to not be able to see the stage because some nob with a massive flag is stood in front of you
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I think Auntie Beeb might be a bit hacked off with it as well
they had those super duper long range cameras set up in the engineers palace and all they could see were red dragons and hilarious captions.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

Robbie Williams is pretty brilliant as well.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

Why say "no question"
then continue naming people.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

Because you're a cunt.
They're my top.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

Haha.
getting called a cunt by you

My erection will never go down now :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

Why contribute to a music thread when your reputation for Absolute Music Fail has been signed, sealed and delivered to the Tower of London for safe keeping?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

... I'm not going to argue but I'm going to mention a pot and a kettle now.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

Yeah. That works.
You express ignorant contempt for any and all musical forms and I've spent most of my adult life watching live music. We're two peas in a pod.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

any and all? no.
Some of the shit ones that get mentioned on here? Yes.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

Oh balls.
You're a musical cockwit. You dismissed one of the broadest musical festivals on the planet. You sneer mindlessly at anything. You're a complete fucking dullard when it comes to any discussion of music. You clearly hate it so why don't you keep your tedious miserable mouth shut and let people who enjoy it talk? I don't know if you're still a teenager but we're not your mum and we don't get a kick out of hearing your fucking whining.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

That was completely unnecessary.
All I'm saying.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

I'm sure he'll live.
But feel free to suck his cock if you think it'll help.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

steady now, karl is the new self styled internet forum policeman
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

You mean "/talk community support officer"

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

oh yeah
*wanders off
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Sometimes on cold nights we 69 together to keep warm

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

well said
it's not as if it it is even done with the thought of trolling uppermost to his posts
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

Muse at Wembley Stadium, especially Knights of Cydonia

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Yes. I've seen Muse.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

I enjoy Fightstar.
They might not be your taste.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

Strapping Young Lad.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

This too.
I got their Chaos Years thingumy recently because the DVD was filmed when I saw them.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

Yeah, I watched 'em at Download then as well.
Completely blew me away.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

War if the worlds: live

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

I hear muse are good

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

this is the greatest live performance I've ever seen of any song, ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksGi7B5BdM

and I'm not kidding, it is fucking sublime in every way

you probably won't like it though
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

yeee haw

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

fine then
best english singer/songwriter/musician no one's heard of? that'll be this bloke

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKkhUkxvc4
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

hey, I didn't say I didn't enjoy it

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

everyone gotta yeehaw once in a while

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

So fucking this that it BLEEDS.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

I've spent most of the afternoon listening to Mr Bungle
I'm probably not a good judge of quality music
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

Fat and Franic

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turb0t, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

Westlife

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

we should totally go see some Westlife tribute bands together

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

a capuchin enclosure, but all the trees have been replaced by drumkits
and someone is hurling grapes in
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

The lady currently live on www.oneandother.co.uk
AWESOME
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

There are a lot of them.
Hayseed Dixie are fairly impressive if you like Bluegrass.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

They're great fun, especially when they break into Duelling Banjos.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

Oh yes.
Apocalyptica are quite impressive too.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

klf

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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'll add Eagles Of Death Metal to this as well.
Saw them at a tiny gig down here the other week and they were fantastic. Joey Castillo from QOTSA drumming for them.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Hmm
Meshuggah
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moohalaa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'm going to see Lady Gaga on the 14th.
How are you being shit at music today?
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

I'm not
although the headphones that come with the 5800 are shite.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Buy 6 new pairs.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

no, I'll just use my creative ones.
that means I can have the remote control thing on my belt rather than my collar.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Yay.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

How much are micro sd 16gb cards?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

£30 - £40, according to Froogle

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

is £30 worth it to double the capacity of something?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

If you're sure you'll use at least 75% of the extra capacity, yes.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

Defo,
but I don't necessarily need it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

depends on the original capacity and cost
if it cost £45 for the original capacity, then yes. if it cost £5 then no.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

It came with a free 8gb card.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

I'm not being shit at it.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

I was just listening to Wings.

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Jobe, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

they're only the band the beatles could have been

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

I have Michael Jackson songs in my head.
:(
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Throw a shoe at her face
I've been trying to listen again to the Jon Richardson show from yesterday since 10am this morning, but have only managed to listen to about 30 minutes of it so far.

I'm also really looking forward to seeing the Pet Shop Boys in 2 weeks
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

By listening to cowboy music
I'm very jealous of you.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

I'm ridiculously excited.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

Grr

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

I promise not to gloat.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

Lies

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

Find every review of her music ever written by Alex Miller in the Guardian
I think you'll find it sums her up.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Does he like her?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

he doesn't like anyone
although he reserves his lowest level of despising for her and Bat for Lashes, currently.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

I'm going to see Oasis tomorrow.
They're being supported by The Enemy. I think we can consider this thread closed now.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

The Enemy have a song on Guitar Hero that I sort of like playing.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

the only time Oasis aren't shit is when you're drunk,
and that's only because everyone else is singing along and getting into it, so you get swept into it yourself.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

MoT
... suddenly not shit.

Although this is possibly the only thing I'm likely to agree with you on, muscially....
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

I flung my faeces at a fiddler

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broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

My ringtone is Shaddup your face
by Joe Dolce.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

I'm listening to the Lenka album
I don't know if that counts as being shit at music, I just like the album.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

I quite like the show song
about the money back at the end.
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magnum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

that was stuck in my head for a while this morning

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

i don't like music
i don't even own a radio
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mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

I bought the Florence and the Machine album this morning
but I'm not sure that counts as shit. Rather the opposite.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

I'm not a fan of her(?*)

*Not sure if it's one person, or a band.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

a band
but I'm quite happy about this, as this just vindicates my position.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

I whistled along to a tune in the office kitchen
and said "cor, I haven't heard Lambchop in ages."

Three people furiously grabbed their phones and frantically texted; it was a "name that artist" competition on some obscure indie station. I could have won some free stuff if I'd kept my gob shut :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

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