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www.whitehouse.org gives me a blank page
irony or do they still block euros and can't even be arsed to tell you so? at least they would tell you so while bush was ruining the country (euros fuck off, yanks only)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE
Fucking hell, this place really is slipping into a shitemire.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
Rest In Peace Monitor Bug©

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
orlwayz in r hartz

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
I chanced upon you late one eve
And now I sit here utterly bereaved
A whirlwind friendship we did rouse
When inside my monitor you housed
Your quirky ways and games we played
And now immortalised, forever you stayed
Embedded in a crystal display
Fossilized bug in some dismay
Into my monitor you dug
My one and only Monitor Bug©
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
can you suggest any song that goes well with this?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
A Tribe Called Quest - Monitor Buggin' Out

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
Bomb the Bass - Bug Powder Dust (to dust)

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
Tupac - Bug 4 Life
George Baker Selection - Little Green Bug
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
I'm Only Sleeping - Buggs (suggs)

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
James Brown - The Bug Payback

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass by The Outhere Brothers

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

by before
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

dune buggy, presidents of usa, relevant to both elements of this thread
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_UHTCjTNLA
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

www.lyricsvault.net/php/artist.php?s=16691
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
That's beautiful, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
Are you sure this time?
Because he died once last night and i'm not sure i can handle the emotional roller-coaster of going through his death again if you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
I don't really know the ins-and-outs of insect life but I was fairly sure they don't really live that long.
He looks thinner than usual, probably starved to death. Woe is me |¦:¬(|
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
Stuffing the monster munch in didn't help sustain him?
Will there be a funeral? i'm gonna Gaz CR3 and ask for a black banner for /talk in our time of mourning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
It just sort of mashed between my fingers and fell onto my desk.
He's only an inch from the right of the screen. So close to freedom, so far from hope. Rest in peace Monitor Bug©
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
I killed a spider mite which was trapped in my monitor during a Microsoft exam,
I failed the exam.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
Shouldn't have used a hammer then

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
I think this falls under the umbrella 'shit no-one cares about'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
nice brolly you've got there
does it work for you or do you get a blank page as well?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
You need to make it a link so we can click on it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
why dont you try out some good ol italian
copy pasta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
Because no one here gives a single fuck about your conspirasy theories or the whitehouse enough to click on it, let alone to copy and paste it.
Fuck off to forums.pokedex.net where you're also not wanted, but at least not bothering adults.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
yet he appears be one of those adults...
odd.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
you can't manage it yourself?
Try a decent browser like chrome, select the text and right click it. job done.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
Sorry I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
well then, be honest!
it's much nicer. That's what I learnt from Lead Balloon last night. Didn't learn to laugh though, it's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
oi oi
i'm on your side.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
I was just being honest man.
It felt good, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
there must be some real deep truth behind "fuck off"... missing me!
maybe it's cos i need foooooooooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
Can you stop talking to me please?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
how does that work?
I can say "yes" but then I'd have failed...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
I bet you call Christmas "Chrimbo"

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
He doesn't celebrate Christmas because the muslims have banned it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
the white white house has white white webpage
and on the white white webpage there's a white white room
and in the white white room there's a white white presid- oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
here you go
www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
I don't want to imply you're a prick or anything
but the US goverment site is .gov, not .org.

You prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
used to be this i think
whitehouse.georgewbush.org/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
what is that site anyway?
It's certainly not whitehouse.gov
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
Ah, shit parody site from 2006
interest over.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
The whole page is a closeup photo of one of Obama's teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
dental racist

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
I think i actually prefer Mortal Wombats shit threads more than yours
NONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
Haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
Had the poo second.
Was worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
EXCELLENT
I'm going to go now...these pills are strong
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
Better tagline for Senokot than for L'Oreal, I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
i don't flush the toilet
i scare the shit out of it
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
I like a devoted poo hour, myself

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
I hate it when Baldmonkey gets attention.
Do I have a poo and then put away the groceries or put away the groceries THEN poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
BING BONG BANG.
BANG BOOM BANANA!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
hey, you know olympia is a fucking shit hole? yeah, dont hang around there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
FUCK YOU, OLYMPIA.
Let's piss in a jiffy bag and throw it at Olympia's head.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
Dukakis?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
poo on the groceries

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
then eat them

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
then poo out the groceries onto new groceries

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
repeat ad nauseam

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
which, one would imagine, wouldn't take long

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
dunno, i better get driving again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
Got an airport run Mongy?
Good times, they're great money.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
nah man, got to sort out a photocell in peterborough, but i stopped off for a break

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
Oh, and if you want truly appalling rage until you have an embolism telly.
www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Jerseylicious_23841/
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
Sorry, this was meant for Bluestar, didn't mean to place this here, it's miles outside your remit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
no problem, i only click on porn links anyhoo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
Geordie Shore does it for me.
I couldn't get into Jersey Shore last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
WW is obsessed with Jerseylicious, it's more appalling than Baldmonkey on Jeremy Kyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
THIS ORNAMENTAL WALL THING SHOULD BE MOISTER
IT'S FRIEZE DRIED.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
clickindis
to get it on the popular page as an example to others
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
A STARBUCKS WORKER IS THOUGHT TO HAVE TB
BECAUSE HE HAD A COUGHY. COFFEE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
not so good.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
I care not for poo posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
What about groceries?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
Yes.
I like groceries.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
dont get dragged down to badgers food thread level, he shames us all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
Sorry m

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
it's all cool, i better get going, if anybody is in oundle or whatever it is called give me a wave

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
oh
that Oundle. No, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
woah, me too

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
My daugher is potty training this week
That's very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
I've gone through this once before
And going through it again now. I feel your pain. But the money you'll save on nappies is extraordinary
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
oh no pain
yesterday morning she just comes downstairs, takes her nappy off and goes in the downstairs toilet.

Big tick.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
groceries first
You won't be able to relax, ensuring a smooth expulsion
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
It does feel like it might be a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
then do the groceries first...you'll be pleased you did

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
You are a wise man.
What are doing making shit songs with Balders?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
I secretly fancy him
We look alike so our children would be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
you're actually his secret lovechild with janet aylia
but yeah, go and have sex with baldmonkey if you want, who am I to stop you?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
this changes EVERYTHING
Still going to try it on with him though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
I don't blame you, who wouldn't?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
OI!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
Oooooh, we're playing our tune and we're singing out song with a
BING and a BONG and a BING

BONG BING BOO
BING BONG BING
BING BONG BINGLEY BONGLEY BOO

BONG BING BOO
BING BONG BING
BING BONG BINGLEY BONGLEY BOO
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
Grocieries first
The need for a poo will add an element of excitement and tension and its probably more hygenic, although you are probably very good at washing your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

I've got to sort it
I've got to sort it
I've got to do the job on time
Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong
I'm going to finish this job
before they finish this song
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
is the train bloke gay or what?
And although the actor playing the market trader is blind, the character isn't!! What's up with that? All in all Me Too is a weird show. I'd fuck Bobbi though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
Bobbi?
Nha, she was scared of a plastic toy robot the other day

Cooeee I'm over here! This way! No, over here! He's not blindy, just squinty.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
Bobbi cleans the buses at night
I'd clean her bus at night...or something
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
They do pick some very strange actors for cbeebies program
Like Miles Jupp, cricket journalist and comedian don. Fucking awful actor... just like Chris McCausland, who, like Archie, acts human in real life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wfrQEXoON0
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
shit! I had no idea!
The guys from Big Cook Little Cook do stand up too don't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
yeah, they're doing a CBBC program now too, and are less annoying. Something sciencey.
bit shit as standup, just watching that video still, he's not amazing, but not at all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
Wife and I are taking Organ Donor 1 to the Doctor Who Experience on Friday.
I'm planning on enjoying myself. Deal with THAT, shit people.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
Now look what you've done to manolith.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
Couldn't care less; I'm drinking coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
i should have come to expect this callousness by now
but it still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Speaking of which, I used a pumice pummice pummis one of those stones on my feet yesterday.
They are lovely and smooth.
And I can get into those trousers and take shallow breaths now.
One week to go. Will I do it? A tale of one man and some other men and some women moving from one place to another and improving their dress code and that. This summer baldmonkey is.
I pissed on an orchestra lol
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
i haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
I am jolly waki, you see.
Hey hey I'm the monkees people steeple wimple and woo
Bum bum rhythm and kebabs.
Slipped disc sponge and a staff.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
Morning All
Just to let you know Baby Leah ( Emma's daughter ) was born 29/06/2011 at 2:39.

She was 7lb 7oz. They are both well and happy.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
Oh good.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
emma who?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
You know, Leah's mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
oh right, of course

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
I've never heard of her.
But apparently there is chocolate fudge cake in the kitchen for £1 a slice yesterday.
For CHARITY.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
The slack fannied fucking bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
What already?
she's less than a day old!
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
FUCK HER IN THE FONTANELLE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
you can't defile a church!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
Unless it's a Charlotte

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
I'd love to defile a spring onion.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
Charlotte is a potato
not gay salady thing. Actually, they are salad potatoes... so carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
POGO
MOGO
LOGO
TOGA
Flip flop
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
your, ahem, 'wakiness' is more verbose than usual today

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
I'm bored and tired and can't get on until I am sent a file.
If I'm miserable, everyone else can be too.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
that's the spirit?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
This one time I taped some tins of beans to my knees.
IMAGINE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
imagine it
like you just did?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
LOL!
TIN-KNEES!
CAT-TIN-KNEES!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7226479
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
that wasn't terrible bullying!
i was being very tactful
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
See, when a day starts all shit like this, it's normally quite difficult to recover it.
BACK OF THE WAKI FUCK EGG NET WIBBLE WIBBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
where the hell are all the good people?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
yeah, you're alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
I thought you were alright too.
Then you outed yourself as a massive racist :((((((

It just goes to show that internet personas can be carefully crafted to hide one's true nature.

(I'm actually a hairy lesbian from Damascus. No, really. That bloke in Scotland stole my identity.)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
mykeyboy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
HI.
DID YOU SEE ANY GOOD PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY IN?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
HAHAHAHA! I MADE A VERY FUNNI JOKES!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
well you say that now
but it's all too similar to brayndedd's racist outburst the other day. make a flippant remark that betrays your underlying bigotry and then backpedal furiously when pulled up on it.

are you racist too manolith?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
heh, that'd be a hard accusation to pin on me, i think

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
You only fuck her as a form of subjugation.
There. Not that tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
i guess it would be hard to disprove that
fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
I'm good, so I am.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
ah, a challenger arrives, let us see how this pans out in the long term

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
i'm afraid i don't have anything better than the cheryl cole defence

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
you married a gay black man?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
it's the 'i can't be a racist because my other half is black' defence

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
why so?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
He's painted his blow up doll to look like a gollywog.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
I imagine that's because he's nostalgic for the days of slavery

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
If you press the button on it's tummy, it sings Al Jolson songs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
i've painted my blow-up d...
oh baldmonkey already told you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
jesus, baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

, =
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Ooh. That looks odd.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
That's what your wife said.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Onions are a type of fruit
Swans are almost never mute
Eye of toad and tail of newt
You can learn a lot from lydia
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
As the wind beat down on him
He felt a branch bounce of his shin
He heard a snap and soon his string
Was limp upon the floor.

He'd lost another kite again
To another hurricane
Furthermore he had been maimed
ULTIMATE KITE FLYING WOO WOO WOO YEAH prick
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
i wonder if frisbee adam's password is 'ultimate' or some variation
could he be that silly?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
It's probably the name of his first owner.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Jethro.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
There seems to be a "Dr Who Experience" thing at every seaside resort now
Even Lands End has one

Usually just a load of dusty memorabilia in a darkened room
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
'the doctor who experience' - sit on a sofa and watch doctor who

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
An experience I've never had
never ever.

I am presuming the above experience is the one on the south bank?

You going there this weekend hedonist?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
EAYEYAHYEYEHAYEHYAEHEYHYEHAYHYEHYHYEAHYEAHEYHAEYHEYAHEYHEYEAHYEH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
Dr.Who is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
I have always presumed this to be true
but have never wanted to find out for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
I devoloped a speech impedamint and eye twitch after 15 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAH! nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
:D
That means I'm grinning.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
I'm going to spend the whole time telling my six year old that Dr Who is shit.
That's what I meant when I said I'd enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
Did everyone know
that the opening theme to Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em is morse code?

the *ONLY* good thing about that fucking awful programme.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
HORSES FOR COURSES MORE LIKE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
No
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
1st time, 30 odd years ago, maybe
but still? again and again and again and again....?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
For the love of god, get some professional help

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
Michael Crawford lollerskating under an articulated lorry and that. Christ.
See what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
3 points.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
you fat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
Do these panties make my cunt look big?

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
i would have no idea, i think you must be confusing me with someone else

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
Polka dot.
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
i wonder if webclam is still fingering that old boot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
He was a good mate, and I'm happy that he ended up happy.
She wasn't really my cup of tea, but that hardly matters.
I wasn't keen on the way they were practically fucking in the back of my car when I drove them to a CHBash, either.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
Also, I saw him laciviously eyeing up Kersal's feet in high heels at a bash once.
He was clearly excited. I dun a lol.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
wasn't he a sexcase tho?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
Yes.
Yes he was.
Case doesn't cover it though. Trunk. He was a sex trunk. Or a sex garage. Maybe a sex warehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
sex landfill

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
That might be taking it too far.
Sex luggage rack.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
there was a kids program called polka dot shorts that i'd forgotten all about
the theme went:
'polka dot,
polka dot,
polka dot shorts!'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
i was soooo singing that song too ten minutes ago.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
having trouble?
maybe some sort of battery powered device might help?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
*deals with it fairly easily*
Was X Men good?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
YES.
IT WAS NO CASABLANCNACA BUT IT WAS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
good
I fear I won't see it until it comes out on dvd now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
ok, we're all at work now
youtube links are no good.

what's an appropriate thing to talk about at this time of the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
Alright little big bro?
You never start threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
i know, this is why.
i don't know what to talk about!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
Are morning poos an appropiate subject matter?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
Crap!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
no
i don't like poo threads
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
Cheese, capitalism, concentration, or in fact anything starting with the letter C.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
columbo?
just one more thing that's always in our hearts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
The advantages and disadvantages of going back to bed again?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
Or you could sleep on a Couch.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
I'm guessing this deeply suspect "work" business means we can't discuss this any more.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7229060
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
Crikey!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
What is it,
are tits involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
anyone's I know?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Oh come on tell me what this is.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
Just watch them, undulating.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
it's some chick in a milkmaid outfit jogging about in some fields with her big flappy tits waving about all over the place

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
with some cows

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Right see you in 5.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
If I weren't China's nicest b3tan I might make an inappropriate joke about Blue Star at this point.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
or in a cot

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
Pants colour.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
classic black, today

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Yellow.
Nothing wrong with yellow pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
why so defensive then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Just heading the inevitable piss stains comments off at the pass.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
Polka do-bleeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurgh... soz.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
No new posts?
Ok then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvXfpYINcwc
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsFt2xNoGSA
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTbu9OUddE4
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:21, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZw5AC_re6I
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
This thread really isn't going the way I was hoping

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:24, archived)
& that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wSr7h_pjxs
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
I'll be honest
that vid always amused me
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
Lee Newman & Michael Wells have an incredible legacy in dance music
be a shame if they're always remembered for that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
and that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
I'll be honest
I'm a little disappointed you of all people would link me to something like that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
Ah give over.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V43OhvtQ5i4
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1H9bli79to&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:37, archived)
Is that not just an advert for a bar?
Specifically Jurnet's Bar in Norwich UK, tell your friends, free cider for broadsword?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
hmm
maybe :( would like to think it was put there hundreds of years ago just for confusion. Lovely little model and still made me chuckle :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
I think it would work better if the little model fella was banging one out
then the camera panned back to reveal the camerma...

actually, no that wouldn't be good.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
I liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
i have a new rule
I'm only going to listen to music that has a buttery biscuit base
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 3:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ck4D1Cl
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 6:28, archived)
I don't have a youtube link, you'll have to settle for this, which has just been brought to my attention. (NSFW)
www.liveleak.com/view?i=c78546934a
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 6:31, archived)
NSFW really means click as soon as possible no matter where you are.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 6:38, archived)
In this case only it does, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 6:43, archived)
i fucking love peep show
in the last few days i've watched every episode up to series 5ep2, not many more left unfortunately.

not much makes me laugh on account of me being a miserable cunt. but peep show does make me chuckle.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
Hey Womby,
I know David Mitchell's brother. He used to work in the Turf Tavern, a lovely pub in oxford. I met David Mitchell once when he was visiting his brother. I didn't say anything for fear of not being funny enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
i would have said things, or at least passed him a note which said things for me

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
Never seen it on account of me being wilfully ignorant of popular culture

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
you should try it out
it's better than everything else
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
I also haven't seen it either, but that's because I think it's a pile of shit starring two smug wankers.
Or is that the same thing in this case?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)
i do like educated people with well informed opinions

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
i think you're shit
but only because you are
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
Well done.
Is that the root cause behind your self-loathing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
i love me. i'm awesome.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
Same
Oi! Cook face. Use balsamic cider vinegar for your dressings instead of gay modena shite. It tastes a million times betterer than plain old grape crap.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
i've gone off you

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Oh fickle internet :((((

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
this isn't the internet
this is the matrix
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
I stand by my answer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
fickle matrix

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
Personally, I don't like vinegar (any type), so tend not to use it while cooking for myself, unless it's part of a sauce and will be balanced out by other flavours.
Professionally, I have to keep within a costings budget and would get told to fuck off if I suggested using it to my head chef. The fact we use very little balsamic vinegar in the first place would also possibly be a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
Yeah well
Fuck off back to Grimshaw's non brewed condiment if you like it so much
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
Pfft, condiments.
You mean you can't cook something edible and appetising without resorting to outside flavourings?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
IT'S AN INGREDIENT
YOU PLEB
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
I add sage and thyme to my baked beans.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

sage rosemary

They're well saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)
Ooh matron.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
Ok well done.
I need friends on xbox to get two co-op achievements.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
i only have three playstations, sorry

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Why would you have...
Oh to lure in the children.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
nah ps2 and two ps3's as one of them's my nephews

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
I knew there'd be kids involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
Are they like Sainsburys Nectar points?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
Except you can't spend them and they amount to nothing more than me being a game completist.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
That 'bloop' noise sure is satisfying though.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
I found out you can't get friend list with benefits, without playing online, which is a pain.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
I got the "Crockets are such B.S." achievement last night and was disproportionately happy about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
I don't understand anything anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

I need friends on xbox to get two co-op achievements.

ZING
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
This is infact quite true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
If you have a steam account
There is a newly created /talk steam group if the same group of internet acquaintances in a seperate capacity counts toward the friend total.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)
My upstairs computer couldn't handle any new games, or old games for that matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
OOoo get you with your 'upstairs' computer

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
Bedroom computer if you will.
We're borrowing a laptop at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
Point me towards the sign-up page please.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)
Time for Bed
Gnight you lot, don't stay up too late, or you'll miss the Sandman, and then you won't have that satisfying feeling of pulling the gunk out of your eye on the bus/tube/sat in traffic jam on the way to wherever it is you have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
Sounds like a sensible idea.
I'm off too. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
So to draw attention away from
nothing in particular

as a kid I liked this www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbNgEVgaMAM

what did you like?

*EDIT* I can't help but feel this thread drifted away from the original topic :(((
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
Due to sega using this to hawk their products years back:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPOXhIlAy4g
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)
alright spoider
was it just 'cos you fancied her?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
I will admit if Present Spider found his way back to the past, he'd like to have a crack at her.
But seeing as how I was just a kid, I really liked the song and her voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
To be fair, it's about a billion miles better than bogus's offering down there
but really, if you want female vocals over a vaguely dancey beat it has to be www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pywkt4aTgXk
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:22, archived)
Female Vocals?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJDrLVAjgd8

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
WUT?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtPj_iWln0s
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)
SPEAK UP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjY_uSSncQw
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
Nooo nooooo
I can't do that song. Dunt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)
I can't do that one either
it gives me the creeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
Had a real soft spot for Toyah
Still kinda do
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
One of the first singles
I ever bought.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)
Mine was Robin Beck's The First Time.
Damn corporate advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
My first that I know of was Rolf Harris

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
Not sure what my first record was tho
lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
I quite like how my lol there made a pants lol hat

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
I quite like how that made me laugh
but then I'm simple like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
I quite like how my lol made you lol one way or another
my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
I'm fairly sure your LOL pants hat
beats that chap over on /Board who reckons his Fez/Top Hat icon hat is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Oh great..
I had to see Denise Welch sucking a magenta cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
Had
or
WANTED?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
I HAD WANTED

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)
YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE BOYS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
I didn't say click on /Board, that's dangerous.
You know, the amount of time they have spent putting that same chaps gurning face on ANY PICTURE EVER i reckon it's possible they are heading for QOTW autism.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
I remember when board had funny stuff :/

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
I like that face.
It makes me laugh. I thought you were talking about /board NOW...You were not clear enough Windy. Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
FUCK YOU!!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
I think we all need to calm down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNoj-PZbcO8
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
FUNK YOU!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
No, funk YOU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mls04iVmU9o&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
also, it was funny for a while
but when it's nearly every other pic it gets depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
Oh my, she's squeezing quite hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)
I think we all need to calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)
You're not wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngu9yhBpHCI
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)
I'm carrying on as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
Oooh missus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
Yeah she was alright
always remember seeing her interviewed when I was a kid, proper Essex, quite surprised me
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
Love her.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)
I'm not big on pop music
but as pop goes, she was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
She is the Kathy Burke
of the singing world.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
Is it wrong to quite fancy Kathy Burke?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)
Nope.
She is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)
nope, no, nope

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
So you liked gay disco?
I liked this
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
Why is he dressed like Billy Idol?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
Because he is gay

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
alright hetero bogus
see the problem with that is, it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
So's your big gay arse

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:22, archived)
We can't all be as hetero as you xxx

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
i feel like starting a new thread
broadsword has me on ignore
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
And you're trying to get others to follow suit?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)
er, no. not really

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
Tell you what
JMG will be going purple with rage now. Waiting for a suitable time to pass before it doesn't look like he's been waiting for you to post.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
I can't decide if JMG posting above almost instantly is hilarious
or a bit creepy and sad and stalkerish. Either way it makes me chuckle. Soz Womby.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
It's autism
We mustn't laugh
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
Not even if we find it really funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
Look
Flids and mongs are funny but we're not allowed to laugh. Same thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Especially that.
Hello folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
Don't point at mongs and flids

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
*stops pointing*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
I had such a crush on this cunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5tpuCcPfGk
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)
I still know all the Lyrics to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jzJ0OyrsHI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
You should totally meet our friend gonz
he likes hollyoaks, holding hands, and chinese food
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
I like chinese food
BONUS PIG FACT: Brother pig's girlfriend is going to be on Hollyoaks
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
That's pretty cool, she'll become known to literally tens of masturbators who haven't worked out how the internet works

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
Pffthahaha.
Or who aren't allowed on the computer unsupervised.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
Mini-me's dad will be filming her then

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
Officially?
or is there some clause in the contract i should warn her of?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
he is head camera man thingy.
What he does with the footage in his own time is his business.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
Terminator 2 is on Sky 1
Please don't tell me the ending
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
HE DOESN'T COME BACK LOL
but he does
do the other sequels count?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
Only lawyers would know

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
No, two seperate time-lines were initiated when Cyberdine was blown up.
One which follows the events as they happen in the film, then continuing into an era of unexpected peace and tranquillity.

The other which encompasses everything branded with the Terminator franchise since and which sucks donkey balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
They all have a kiss and a cuddle at the end and everything is lovely :)))))))))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
Woah, dude, lay off the pies

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
BROADY!
That's the ending to the Sperminator 2 you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
Mummy and Daddies "special" hug?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
That's the one.
The noisy one that always sounded confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
*strugglecuddles*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
No Suprises there
Ey mns?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
Yeah. Don't act like you don't like it!
Oh, wait, hang on... that's not right...
I'm rubbish at this
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
I'll meet you
down the back of the meat raffle *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
*winks*
*finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
sometimes when i'm watching porn i start thinking,
i wish this girl's dad was there for her when she was growing up, life could have been much better for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
Does it help you reach climax?
thinking of men?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
generally yes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
I don't know why, but it popped in to my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UX2afsTqFI

Wanna cyber?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)
It's good but it's no
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKX1EY6dkIY&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
WUT?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKX1EY6dkIY&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
Mnah mnahhh
Oh christ..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
and they say pop died when Billie Joel stopped making music.
This is clearly genius
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
No way
no way
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
No way!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOZ6zk_Evo
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)
I'm quite amused you linked that 'cos I always had them down as being a bit scouse
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
I linked it as I know
you have a thing for 'em. They are totally Scouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
Have a little of this
fond memories.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
There is just no need for that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)
HOW ABOUT THIS?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUmFD8_0q9U
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
WILL I NEVER ESCAPE THE RUMOUR THAT I FUCKED SONIA
:((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
Little ginger minx. I 'eard she was the fookin bike of Lime Street like.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPOXhIlAy4g
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
I spent half an hour nattering with her one night
Lovely girl, if somewhat talentless.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
I wouldn't say
talentless
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
Oh
You have to go one better
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
could be worse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
Pretty glad I closed that before it started playing

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
Probably for the best
Just by searching for it I've got a fine from the Internet Police, and they lat Scat porn go with a warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
AGGGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7rBgc-OEE
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
Wasn't that the vid where something inappropriate flopped out?
Sure it was one of her vids but fucked if I'm watching to find out
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
Simon Cowell?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
the fact that this is the first sub thread in ages to meet the wall
is a little depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
It's quiet at night
UNLESS YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOxB55gIMgo
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
I know it's not Sting,
but it is Sting right? but it's not Sting.

Also, i actually really love this song.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
AGGGHHHHHHHHHH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq3dYGkuGwc
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
You so know he would have
a mono-brow if he didn't have it waxed once a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
the fuck!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
WHAT?
the muppet song as a... but how could they...how had i never heard...
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
It was the 90's and AFAIK it was because two record execs had a bet that one could get a shithouse band a number one single.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
I think one of the cunts used his bairns in the "band"

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
well, if you're gonna rape you're kids
at least do it for a number one.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
i remember it worryingly clearly

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
is interracial better than bbw?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
Phone them and ask them
www.birminghamonline.org.uk/info/2382/
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
HERBY ALPY!
Soz, I wandered off & didn't realise you were here. Now you are here IT CHANGES EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
How's your pants?
How's the pub?
How's it?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
YES
YES
YES
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
All good then!
Huzzah!
I have work in the morning BOOOOOOOOOO...I bet you don't you lazy slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
I have work in the morning in about a weeks time, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
YES!
I have a few days off in about a weeks time. SO THERE *blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
You coming to visit?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
To abroadland?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
Where the drinks run free and the sun always shines
probably
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
I will one day...
You should come over here....oh hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)
YAY BRIZZLE :) :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
They kill Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
Soldier defeats spy then gets fragged.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
The doc didn't die after all
and returns in a time-travelling train with his wife, 2 sons and a Dog. There is stunned rejoicing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
he becomes governor of california

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
Is that the one set on the dinosaur island or the one where the T-Rex eats the dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
You have totally ruined the ending now.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
I haven't revealed what breed of dog it was though.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
Obviously 'Sausage'

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
It's the one with the witches
called The Witches
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
Not the Dracula one then?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
It was all a dream

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
He fucking dies
Good film though, I was watching it also
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
They end up shagging while the Prime Minister is watching on a video link
He tosses a towel over the camera before the end credits roll
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
He sleeps too long

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)
The Death Star blows up
but an Ewok is killed and much pathos ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
come on baby, light my fire
what are your view on them there sky lantern things then eh?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
better than twister threads
i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
who are you?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
I hoped people had been playing internet twister
but I scrolled down and oh boy major disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
internet fister possibly
twister is stretching it a bit lololol
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
Can't see them from here
I'm indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
jmg must have poste...oh...what?
EDIT- this is better internetting from Mortal Wombat.
I quite like them. Last time the Sp@ms were here, we let a couple off.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
i've only heard bad things about them, so i suppose bad, dunno tho, i'm sure a different oppinion could be had, there are not right and wrongs, apart from fucking kids, stop doing it you nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
i reckon you could fuck a kid right up with a few of them there lanterns

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
"not satisfied with violating his prey
He soon moved on to tieing them to hundreds of Chinese Lanterns for a terrifying ride in to the night sky, where they would either plummet to their death, or burn alive in the sky like a beautiful meteor"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
*wipes tear away from eye*
beautiful
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
it is a small cyber dolphin, kill it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
I can't man.
I pressed the screen down and it just stops for a bit, then carries on. I wonder how long it'll live for. I might try and push some Monster Munch into my monitor to help it out.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
you are like buddah or some shit, pour homme or somethin, peace

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
That fucker likes my post.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
There has to be more fun to be had with Monitor Bug©

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
Open paint and draw it a maze.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
Or draw it a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo1311.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
Bullet hat!
did it fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
It was logistically very hard to draw it a hat.
I might have to wait until it goes to sleep again.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo1310.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
I'm glad you didn't make it difficult for him. Now we wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
He's not keeping within the lines the cheating cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
What's it doing now,
if you've killed it and ruined the only entertainment we have on here so help me god i will report you to the relevant bug charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
is that like an orb ive seen them off most haunted

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
exactly the same
because it's just light reflecting off something because there no such things as GHOSTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
im a believer

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
Any good stories as to why you're a believer?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
She thought love was only true in fairytales.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
Only ghouls fall in love

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
why could you not use the cursor to point it out? ffs, .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo1309.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
It did a swear

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
Your penis has escaped

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
ouch!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
PWNED!!!!>!>!>!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
yep. that's a thrip you've got there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
sheer indignance at no fucking mike reply screenshot here
imma make my own up
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Say whut?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
They're good

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
they do cause a little grief
www.surreywildlifetrust.org/news/52
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
That crossed my mind
but if animals are stupid enough to eat them then fuck em, they're too stupid to live.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
the steel wires are havested by machine with the rest of the grasses
then get into animal feeds. the animals can't really avoid tiny chopped up pieces of wire you dung head
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
They are right pretty
and make you go 'wooo'
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
but they also make some fucking idiots go ''OH SHIT MAN, THERE'S A UFO UP THERE, MAN! CAN YOU SEE THAT SHIT, MAN? THIS IS SOME FREAKY SHIT, MAN''.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
You mean I'm not special and they didn't buzz my house?
shit, and i spent hours writing messages on the roof for when they come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
'I heart Celine Dion'
is only going to scare them off Windy.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Celine Dion?
CELINE FUCKING DION?? I'm a Grace Jones man thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
I LOVE Grace Jones.
When she was the surprise guest at Bestival I wet myself just a little bit.
Half through excitement, half through fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
I've stepped out back and thought "what the juddering fuck?"
before realising it's a fleet of them lamps
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU IGNORED ME TWICE
I'M LEAVING FOREVER YOU HEARTLESS COW. I hope you choke on the remains of Mortal Wombats Nonce lanterns.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
HORSE KILLER

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
Qu'est-ce que neigh

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
Most formidable opponent at twister
Orangutan
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
Human centipede

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

AaaAaaAAaAaaaAaAaaaAaaAArrRrRrrRrRrdvAAAAaaaAaaAaaAaAAaaRRRRrrrRRrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
:D
Evening broadsworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
y'alright?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
Aardvark tied to the human centipede.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Is there a word missing from that sentence, or is my brain simply not working properly?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
I right royally fucked that up. Too many ''the''s. IT'S EDITING TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
Mr.Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
Oh man, Monitor Bug© started moving again.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
If this get's any more tense we're going to have to commission a movie about it
Michael Bay can direct.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
i demand photos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
This is even better than the time you broke your heel.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
i'm guessing it is a thrip or thunderbug
my office is in rural lancashire and we get infested with them once a year
it's great fun trying to use a mapping program when one of the pecked lines starts to move!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
Snake

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
edward scissorhands

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
what's this twister shit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
some touchy feely shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
i just had a scroll down
shouldnt have bothered like
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
You know yesterday when you said this
www.b3ta.com/talk/7227904

yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
har, well recalled
fuck off and your spazzy leg*


I jest. Hope it heals well.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
octopus or possibly octodog

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
your mum lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
LEFT FOOT BLUE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
Dead leg?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
CLASS TRAITOR

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
starring Daniel Day Lewis

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
as a one legged man in the trenches of Stalingrad

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
this has got sitcom all over it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
co starring Richard Briers, Karl Howman and Mani from Primal Scream

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
And they commissioned another series of fucking Torchwood instead.
That's the BBC all over, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
And we all know why, but you aren't allowed to say it because of PC.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
all coppers are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
Twister
oh mi god nun of u'z got it before me. lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
That's a terrible film

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
BUCKAROO!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
Do you remember that man who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
DOUGAL

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
Second best shit-falling-down game after KERPLUNK.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
I had it.
It never fucking worked properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
I only ever played it once.
It was christmas and we were at my uncle's house and he made my cousin demonstrate her ballet to everybody even though she'd only been learning for a fortnight and there was way too much sherry in the trifle and they forgot to cook the sprouts that my grandad had grown and he sulked. Then we had some honey. The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
needs more bommyknocker

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

blah blah blah christmas uncle's house blah my cousin blah learning blah blah trifle and they blah my grandad blah honey. The blah.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
missed out a blah btw

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
i think they all got done by jenga, kerplunk was probably based on it or summat, i dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
fucking jenga, what's wrong with you

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
At least with giant Jenga there is real danger of small children getting hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
Breezeblock Jenga!
/hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
tis the solo toilet game

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
What about the Michael Douglas version?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/64505684@N07/5882497958/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
That's wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
I thought so too when I saw it.
It was at Mutate Britain under the Westway flyover in that there London.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
WAFFLE

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
I've fallen :(
Actually have the Twister bed sheets on atm. Might have a game later.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
I've got Action Man bedsheets and a poster of James Hunt on the ceiling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
Gaaaayyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
He's not gay! He's got long hair!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
You would say that. Just because you want him hard to get

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
hark at the rich kids, i've got na's old otteman full of nets and artex

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
candlewick bedspread?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
I'm going to bed
Na night.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
Na night lovely jenpots

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
Night night
sleep tight lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
I thought it was that other Dr. bloke that was the cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
you are never here any way you fucking crip

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
I've been at Glastonbury man, go easy.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
i think those of us that have to suffer the bbc output for that shitfest suffer the worse, dont you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
I dunno, I think the Tory MP that died on the shitter suffered a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
*falls over*

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
You mentioned it a few threads ago, but i dind't reply before the board had moved on
How are you finding the Gaiman Graphic novel?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
Name me one of your favorite films and why you like it.
Please don't be a dullard and mention a porno (real or lolcrazee), let's try and get some conversation going.

I'll start.

I'm going to go with Big Fish, I emphsise with the main character and I love the acting and directing style. I find it magical and it transports me to another place, and then slaps me back to reality. It inspires most emotions in me and I find it very entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
My favourite film of ALL TIME
has to be Kind Hearts & Coronets. It's just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
I don't know that one, what is it about?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
Dennis Price has to kill all the living members of his family in order to inherit a fortune
and they are all played by alec guiness. It's just very well written and it's in black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
Sounds like it's got potential, is it B&W 'cus it is old, or 'cus of the direction style?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
Here you go you lazy bugger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4WnfqVvn8
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
Absolutely superb fillum
in fact, I love all the Ealing comedies. The Titfield Thunderbolt is probably my fave. Quintessentially British and produced in technicolour.
I'd love to be the drunken rich guy that Stanley Holloway played to perfection
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
*ealing fives*
www.b3ta.com/talk/7228573
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
Eton Fives ?

(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
Eton Trifle

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
Eton Mess

(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
That's not a song by The Jam!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
That's an Ealing right?
All the Ealing stuff is great. Especially The Ladykillers. And Passport to Pimlico. And The Man In The White Suit. Well yeah, all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
The Titfield Thunderbolt is a belter as robh said up there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
I forgot that was an Ealing!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
This is Spinal Tap
Always makes me laugh and I never get bored of watching it. Some of the finest improv ever filmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
I've not gotten around to seeing that, it's the rock-u-mentaroy isn't it though?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
correct
And it's totally brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
^this
it's a wonderful film
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
I've always fancied that
If only for the "Volume goes up to 11" bit as the clip of it made me laugh like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
and honestly, that's not even the funniest bit
Everyone should watch it once. It should be law.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
Two word review:
Shit sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
It was actually someone else's vomit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
You can't really dust for vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
This piece is called 'Lick my Love Pump'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
I hope you've noticed
all the other things in the world that now go up to 11, like iPlayer?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
Stonehenge does it for me :)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
I still don't know the difference
between " and ' in imperial.

In string handling in python scripts I do, but not in ye olde worlde numbers
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
The bit with the tiny bread is my favourite
that or "the answer is none more black"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
Seen ANVIL! The Story of Anvil
? That was pretty good. Pretty sad and touching in places for a fake doc about a shit metal band...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
I really enjoyed that
I didn't expect it to bring a tear to me eye though.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
no, but it has been recommended to me before

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
If we're going to have a Tap subthread then someone really needs to mention The Mighty Wind.
I'll do it; watch The Mighty Wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
oh god yes
When I saw Tap live they were supported by The Folksmen. And Harry Shearer was wearing a dress :)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
also Best In Show

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
That film made me howl..
Have you seen Waiting for Guffman?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
you must!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
^this!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
Excellent film sir
good choice.

It's a most underrated film
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
I like lots and lots
But like earlier when I got flamed I shal say I LOVE Transformers. I really do, I can't even decide if I only love it because the youngest boy loves it and the Glee on his face tomorrow night will be priceless.

Also I booked my holiday for next year today WOOHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
Agreed
But only if you're referring to the original cartoon movie with Orson Welles voicing unicron and where bumblebee swears.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
Oh fabulous.
I find I rarely laugh at the telly if I'm on my own, but if I'm with friends and they laugh, then I'm more likely to laugh.... I think the reaction of who I'm with is worth just as much, to me, as the origional joke itself. I would like to go with you to see War of the Worlds Live or Wicked, so you could see the glee in my whole being when watching them.

Oh wow, where are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
You know how much I want to see Wicked anyway.
We'll have to arrange it.

Oh and....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
Wicked is ace
The stage mechanics and all that is just excellent.

Sure she's green but.... Would.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
I am also taking my boy to see transformers tomorrow night
except he's my husband and he's 34. It is quite wrong how excited he is but the imax is at the end of our road so I can't really say no.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
I enjoyed transformers
It wasn't what i had hoped for, but it was a good film in it's own way.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
The Last Unicorn
Specifically the bit where a tree grows massive boobs and tries to smother the main character with them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
What's that about?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
The film is called the last unicorn. Take a wild guess what it's about.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
A chiropodist
and his quest to find the ultimate corn?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
I read that as The Last Unicron
I totally need to get over this Transformers obession.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
My friends and I used to watch The Transformers : The Movie a lot when we were stoned.
At one point we could quote every line.
We still sometimes use the universal greeting when we meet up.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
Also when doing jury duty the other day I struggled to resist the urge to shout 'INOSSCENT' before demanding that they feed the defendant to the sharkticons.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
633 Squadron
The music is great and I love the scale models they use in it
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
I've never heard of that one, is it an old film?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
1964
Classic ww2 film
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
I watched 'The One That Got Away' last week, great film.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
YES!!
I love this movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
Singin' In The Rain
it's funny, it has brilliant songs and dance routines and it never ever fails to cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
Oh man, I've only seen clips, but what I've seen I liked.
Wasn't there a really good modern version for it they did for a car advert about 7 or 8 years ago? I remember thinking 'wow' to that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
No.
There was a dreadful advert for a car that had a remix of the title song. I hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
what about Morecambe and Wise's version? come on, that's pretty good.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
What about the Paddington Bear version? :)
In other news, HELLO BLUE STAR! HOW ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
Yes I like the Paddington Bear one
AND the Morecambe and Wise one. Hello mns, how're you dollface? I'm alright. Drinking tea and settling down for the finale of Geordie Shore, how man pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
Howay there man pet canny like. Ah hev a spune in the bathrum but ah've nay corze te yuse it!
I'm not watching Geordie Shore as I paid a lot of money for my TV and don't want more of an excuse to put my foot through it after already watching Bonio from off of U2 pissing about at Glastonbury
I'm drinking a bottle of Ridley's Old Bob and recovering from fitness training with the Beaver Scouts.
I have a resting heart rate of 70bpm. Fit as fuck, me!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
I had a hard choice
between that High Society and An American in Paris...Oh and Calamity Jane! Oh I am my mothers child...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
I ruined Calamity Jane for some women I worked with.
All I said was that Calam and Katie were massive dykes. They nearly cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
Did they not realise
that Wild Bill was just a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
I watched Roman Holiday at work the other week.
I love that film, for the romance and for Audrey Hepburn.

Also romantic but in a very different way is 'Das Leben der Anderen' which is also a favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
Donno that one, whats it about?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Holiday
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
That's a lovely film.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
she has a very strange hat at the end though.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Audrey_Hepburn_Roman_Holiday_cropped.jpg

but hey, she's a princess, princesses are allowed to wear stupid hats, eh Beatrice?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
I can never pick one
depends on my mood.
I love High Society as Grace Kelly is just the most beautiful lady that ever lived.
She is so annoying in it, but it's also got Satchmo and Sinatra and some great songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
Hello.
I might be playing folk music somewhere on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
same reason...
"Inn of sixth happiness"
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
The Bug Under My Monitor Was Not Dead. It Has Moved But It Might Actually Be Dead Now As It Is Not Moving Again 2: The Klumps.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
I preferred the first one

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
But seriously, it's Last Samurai because it's got everything.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
biscuits?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
crisps?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
paint?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
i'm already bored with naming random things.
Last Samurai is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
The Fifth Element.
It's lighthearted fun, great cast and looks great.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
Milla Jovovich is hot as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
especially in that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
This is completely true.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
Mooltipass

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
The Straight Story
That's frickin ace. One of the first "nothing fucking happens!" films that made me want even less to happen. I swear I could watch him trundling along on his tractor at 4mph for hours at a time. Not technically true, but the principle stands.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
marble madness

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
it was q-bert took to another realm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
i dont watch films, they insist upon themselves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
Withnail and I for the quotes
The Deer Hunter for the long, slow, beautiful, soul-crushing inevitability of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
I like inevitable
I hate twists. I generally enjoy films more when it's about how X happens, not what X is. Want to see The Way Back, which starts with a blurb that says "This film is based on a true story and is dedicated to the 3 survivors"... Without the twists and shit, the story has to step up .
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
I still have yet to see The Deer Hunter

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
Little Miss Sunshine
because it makes me happy and sad at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
yup. all that.
really great film. sliiiightly corny in places, but great.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
I liked that. I wasn't expecting to when I was given the plot outline, but it's great.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
Not about the plot though is it?
All directy and charactery. It could've been about peeling carrots but donein a certain way it'd still be good. maybe. if you have a carrot thing.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
I enjoyed that one too

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
Then you are a man of good taste.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
I love that film!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
Fantastic, ain't it?
Hello the lovely Jenpots.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
'ello littlest Aardvark
are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
I am very well thanks.
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
It doesn't feel right having such a recent film as a favourite but it's like it was written specifically for me and the music's ace too.

Before that it was probably Airplane! because it's a proper classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
very clever film I thought
visually at least. It bombed though, didn't it? It did feel like it wasn't a proper film in some way though, maybe because it felt too original.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
It didn't do that well at the box office, dunno if it's making it up on dvd though, could well be a cult hit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
Airplaneexclamationmark, yes, very much so a classic

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
I watched Scott Pilgrim for the second time the other day
and if anything loved it even more than the first time. It's so well made and as is said below very original.

Airplane is also outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
I got the DVD for my birthday and watched it often enough that when I got a blu-ray player I bought it on blu-ray too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
was going to ask which film, but then realised that it didn't matter for the purposes of my next comment.
I love it. Everything about it is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
i'm not going to single you out here per say, but good god, i'm not sure about this forum at all any more, i felt you lot were better than this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
idiots

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
It all went downhill when Comma turned legal.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
she was one lovely looking young lady

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
I bloody love The Running Man

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
it's called "Forrest Gump"

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
"I'LL BE BACK when I find Bubba!"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
I didn't enjoy the sequal so much where he caught AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
Yeah but there's that bit where they show the audience Ben Richards' supposed atrocities and it's cut from the same footage we, the audience, saw right.
Which basically suggests that a camera crew follows him round for the whole film. It just ruins the illusion. Oh and CHIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
Oh yeah: Brassed Off
Caught the end of it on C4 the other night. Pete Postlethwaite's speech in the Royal Albert Hall is very moving indeed.

I liked him.

also:
La Haine (jusqu'ici tout va bien)
Moon
Trainspotting
Studio Ghibli stuff
Monsters Inc
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Hill - obscure B&W film in an army prison
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
OMFG
MOON. Such a good film. Sam Rockwell should be in more films.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
I saw Moon at the Odeon in Covent Garden one midweek afternoon just after it came out.
I had the whole cinema to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
Did you have a wank
into a tub of popcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
oh you :(((((((
also: the last film I saw there was Submarine, about a month back. 6 of us in the cinema. Great film though.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
Not seen that yet.
I like going in the day on my own. Or just on my own in general. No one to ruin the film afterwards by going 'Oh that was shit *moan* *moan*'
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
Is it still out? go and see it if it is.
Very sweet, and hilarious in places
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
they've started doing live streamed opera at that Odeon too, might have to pop along for a sing-song

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
I don't think they do it
at ours..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
He was in Welcome to Collinwood which iirc I proper enjoyed
I might have to borrow that one from the internet and watch it again
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
Also see Matchstick Men
and Confessions of a Dangerous mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
Matchstick men,
proper ace film.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
Even with Nicholas Cage in it!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
I love Sam Rockwell

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
He was in a weird indie film called The Lawnmower Man
that was pretty weird. And the film of Chuck Palahniuk's Choke. Which was also good but not as good as Moon.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
Oh I love him too!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvj8ZEnNrQY
I enjoyed Choke, but then some didn't, but I had never read the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
Starship Troopers
even ignoring the satirical aspect, it's a thoroughly entertaining film which has been well done. It's just a shame about Denise Richards' nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
That film is utter fucking shite.
I hated every moment of it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
I can see why someone might.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
*shrugs*
each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
I couldn't stick more than about fifteen minutes of it the first time round.
Then everyone kept banging on about it so I tried again and quite liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
i enjoy the stong protrayal of the vietmam conflict

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
It's got some really good bits
but some of the acting is a bit off. I always enjoy it when it is on though. The little News updates are quite hilarious and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
I think the acting being a bit off improves it
makes it more comic booky which works quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
this
super troopers, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
Pretty Woman
Is ACE. And handles like it's on rails.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
Also, I'm a little bit partial to old "kitchen sink" dramas
Saturday Night, Sunday Morning
The Loneliness of The Long Distance Runner
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
Grosse Point Blank
What's not to love? Fighting, guns, explosions, a few laughs and love story. I had it on video and wore it out.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
and John Cusack.
one of the best actors ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
I do love this. War Inc. was good too.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
I couldn't work that film out
it was so weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
Don't forget the fantastic soundtrack, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
My Neighbour Totoro
it's just magical, it reminds me what it is like to be a kid, it's cute, funny, clever and beautifully animated.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
If you travelled around on the Nekobus when you were a kid
then I want some of whatever your mum was smoking while you were in the womb.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
oh yeah
that's the toy story 3 spin off isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
thats the one
I don't think it will take off though, bit of a flop.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
hey magnum, do you know whose joke this is, it made me lol
i went to the dr.'s today, i said 'dr do you treat alcoholics?'
'of course i do' he said
'great, get your coat on i'm fucking skint'
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
i just dun a lol too

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
Nope
sounds pretty old school to me.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
it appears so, i think it may just be the alkie bit that is new

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
Probably Snatch because it makes me laugh every time I watch it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
Ghostbuster's
Commando.
Full Metal Jacket.
The Breakfast Club.

I think i can't narrow it down much further, but i can always watch those films.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
I have The Breakfast Club soundtrack album
I was slightly obsessed with that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
I spent about 4 years of my young life dressing like John Bender
Hero worship to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
Bender
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
I couldn't decide
if I wanted to be Claire, which is a fat girls name, or Allison who was like, TOTALLY weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
blade runner (director's cut), for some reason i find it very soothing despite it being about killer replicons from beyond the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
The Life Aquatic is my favourite film
It has Bill Murray in it and I love his melancholy face and deadpan-ness. I love the mostly-David Bowie score. I love the wide cinematography. I love the saturated colours. I love all the weird made-up animals and the faux-dramatic documentary bits. I love the typography. I always cry at the end bit with the shark.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
It is very good
I think Willem Dafoe is excellent in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
what happens at the end with the shark?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
I can't tell you that
you'd have to watch it. No spoilers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
I won't know if I want to watch it unless you tell me what happens with the shark

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
it's a good film
I always preferred The Royal tenebaums though.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
It is very good
but The Life Aquatic has a charm that the other doesn't, quite
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
Bill Motherfucking Murray!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
Zombieland was just on
it's sad when he get's shot
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
SPOILER ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
Terminator 2: Judgement day
like it because it's cheesy and got everything an action movie needs.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
RIGHT HAND GREEN

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
*falls over*

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
... textured like sun?
... is people?
... gunpowder, gelatine?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
all the ones
legs eleven
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
YAHZTEE

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
Is this some sort of infection?
You're a Doctor, can it be saved?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
I'm afraid this thread is terminal

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
Have we got a priest to read the last rites?
or shall we just drop it in a paupers grave and piss off down the boozer?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
I'm already on my third round in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
I'm wearing black boxer shorts
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
I don't make the rules

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
It's kind of pinkish, really

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
leaving you on for the blue and screw back for the pink

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
House!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
DOUBLE TOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

OOOOOOOONNNNNnnnnnNnNNNNEEEeehHhHuunddredAnDEEeeEEeeEightyyYyYYy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
Double vodka.
Single pint.
Double vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
FATBELLY!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
*bumps belly*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
jesus dude, I'm watching Police Academy 4. Show some respect.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
C.O.P
Ever get Bobcat Goldthwaite and Andre Agassi mixed up?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
FREEZE YOU SCUZZ-BUCKETS!
Not personally, no. But I can see why some have.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
RED RIGHT HAND

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
GO FISH

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
Which two members of Jedward would you most like to play Naked Twister with?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
Where's mortal wombat when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
stuck in a kid somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
sorry, QUEUE.
stuck in a queue somewhere.

for downloading child porn
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
hahaha
You are awful
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
The one with the hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
I think that's Jedw.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
so is your missus up the stick, then?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
Will find out in a couple days.
She's not very well at the mo and the doctor has been pretty shit trying to diagnose. I think he's said pregnancy just to have a respite while the blood gets tested.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
human response: fingers crossed then for whichever way you hope it works out.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
/talk response: paging moon girl technologies!
MOON GIRL TECHNOLOGIES TO THE /TALK BOARD IMMEDIATELY.
urgent relentless diatribe on the futility of the continuing propagation of the human species required, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
Haha, lovely stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
3 men run a parish, one runs it and is supported by one that likes a drink and one means well but is naive
- ten points for stating the obvious, 20 points if anybody gets it

edit\ i'm not sure anyone will get this, it was the late 60's and is never repeated
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
Rising Damp

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
The Omen

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
Men Behaving Badly.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
If i say Ballykissangel do i get anything?
I didn't want Father Ted as my first answer, but it's here anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
FATHER TED!!
Minus ten points to me! Hurrah! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
ever decreasing circles?
the answer should always be ever decreasing circles
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
rude dog and the dweebs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
I loved that.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
that one with derek nimmo.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
moar for the points

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
father dear father?
oh good christ has it come to this? and with no google?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
oh, father!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
You're thinking of Oh Brother!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
IT WAS THE SEQUEL

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
nicely played

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
All Gas and Gaiters

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
you totally wikipedia'd that, you motherfucker.
/irrational rage
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
sadly not
/actually knew this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
i totally get points for derek nimmo though.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
bonus points if you tell me what 'Lotus X' is

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
is it a pretend fanny made of latex?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
close....

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
is it joanna lumley?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
It's a German massage parlour
www.lotusx.de/
k e i n e Sex-, oder Intimmassagen!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
Two sisters and a next door neighbour all have husband in jail and they get up to all sorts of scrapes including being in gonz's fantasies about two sisters and maybe the next door neighbour can watch.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
Pass

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
If I answer with my favourite one, you'll make me play naked twister with my least favourite. I know your style.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
Louis Walsh and Vanilla Ice.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
There's only actually one of them, he just stands next to a mirror all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
Shambles, is this what it's come to?
After almost 8 odd years, you've finally surrendered to the lowest common denominator?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
hello spoider.
since you discovered i look like baldmonkey in a wig, you don't gaz me any more. what's THAT all about?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
I ended up with a job and found I'm back on the gayshift
Only to find it's all gone quiet and crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
oh, man. etc.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
saddest of sad faces ever
congrats on the job though
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
Hahahhaha, if it helps, with a wit like that I'd still totally do you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)
But I swear to god if you start going "I LIKE EGGS" while I'm down there, I'll empty my colonscopy bag in your shoe cupboard.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
oh, gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
Hell, if you look like baldmonkey in a wig,
I'd still totally do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
Alright Janet, how you been doing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
shhhh. i'm trying to embellish my CV.
i am quite the procrastinator and my current Important Decision is which font to use. i'm thinking either wingdings or comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
how about a lovely mixture of both
show your potential employers that you're a fan of diversity
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
shall i put some clip art in?
i bet there's some brilliant personnel-themed ones in there.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
yeah
and print in blue ink
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
i might just write it out in green pen.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
oh and red
and put "I love Christmas" at the top of every page
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
Whack an old school 'under construction' gif in the previous employment section.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
oh man, i bet prospective employers LOVE that shit.
imma put my name and address in rainbow-coloured wordArt. and add a theme so it looks like i'm writing in a NOTEBOOK!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
The bug under my monitor has died man :(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
Can you get it out?
If it died i hope it's comically obscuring a letter turning a perfectly nice word in to a rudey bad word. It's what it would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
No chance man. It's died just a bit to the right of the middle of the screen.
It does sort of look like the cross on a 't' though or something which could lead to some hilarious jokes when someone types cunl. You know, like a cunl.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
I'm going to try and line it up actually....
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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
it'll work if someone starts discussing their tenant.
you know, lodger
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
I've just spent the last hour
reading my book and doing origami with one of our doctors kids. It's been MEGA. Yes, my computer is fucked AGAIN. Third time in as many weeks.

What's the last book/cd/dvd you bought? (That is either or all) Mine was Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis, Ornaments from The Silver Arcade by The Young Knives and I don't remember what dvd I bought last.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
Last book was Yes Man by Danny Wallace.
Last CD was Easily Tricked by Petter & The Pix, and the last DVD was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, though that was about 8 years ago due to OMGPIRACY.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
But right,
Danny Wallace is a poor man's Dave Gorman. And Dave Gorman is fucking rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
I don't care what you say, I read the whole book and enjoyed it.
Stick that up your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
MY FACE ISN'T NEARLY LARGE ENOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
DAMN STRAIGHT!
and the film wasn't bad, if you can get away from the fact that it's as far away from the book as I've ever seen a book/film remake.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
AND I'm watching Dave Gorman live in November.
for my birthday.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
what's he doing this time?
i bet it's well exciting, like trying to find everyone frum hull who's surname is hull, or maybe he could join up all the dots on all dot to dot puzzles and overlap them all so that it looks like someone's face, then try to find that person's face
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
its basically a slide show presentation
:/
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
'DAVE GORMAN'S POWERPOINT PRESENTATION'

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
You're a poor man's poor man

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
I find it's the tits and vadge that give it away.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
Your tits are just your hobo bindles. And your vadge is just your beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
RONG

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
that's truer than you know
they were living in the same flat when they started out on their wacky writing careers.

Having said that, the only other thing I know about danny wallace is what I've read in yes man and it's a cracking book
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
I somehow knew you'd be an expert on the wacky.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
i liked when he tried to start his own country, haha imagine that !

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
You're just jealous of something I'm not sure of.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
I bought the Mistborn Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson, haven't got round to reading them yet.
Not telling what DVD I bought last because I don't want mocking.
And I don't have any favourite music, so I don't buy any. I wait until one of my friends takes pity on me and makes me a mix cd.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
You can have a copy of my randomburn if you want?
/picks up the hint
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
Actually it wasn't, I was just pointing out that I'm such a 'tard with music
that people pity me.

But yeah, I'd love a random burn. Fankoo.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
You massive Glee idiot

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
gleediot

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
Stiiiiiimpy

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
remember that book of songs for kids that you have?
yan tan tether mether pimp dick bumpit, etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
hehehe
Ninja-baby was reading that the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
i bought a pop-up book about a princess finding fairies in her pink castle

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
i think the last CD was a flanders and swann box set
and dvd... gosh you're going back a couple of years. Corpse bride maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
That sounds like a euphemism to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
there was a fire-breathing dragon and a crocodile and a witch in there too.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
The previously unpublished
lost Stieg Larsson, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
for kids?
if they're small try this - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paper_Bag_Princess

You get you say "Ronald, you are a bum!" when you read it outloud. Win!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
i had a book called the practical princess
about a girl who wasn't about to swoon over some fit-but-stupid prince.

i think it influenced me a lot. i am very little romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
she started watching ghostbusters last weekend.
that's good for a 4 year old, right?

let's see, the opening scene, venkman is giving electric shocks to a male student, who shouts THIS IS PISSING ME OFF - and coming on to a female student. for the sake of pseudoscience.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
Gotta start young
I always remember this scene was like the rudest thing in the world...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhAMKCUlBtQ#t=8m30s
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
Is your signature a reference to my internet problem?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
Hmm
Last album - Gloss Drop by Battles (12" heavyweight vinyl, natch)
Last book - Overcoming [BEING TOO DAMN FUCKING AWESOME] by Gillian Butler
DVD? fuck knows, nothing this year. I bought UP for my dad if that counts. Just download 'em, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
Haha
internet shut in.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
Careful
Or I'll start thinking about inviting you and FF out for a drink...

I can always change my answer to a lie...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
HOLY SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
You shouldn't use the turds name in vain...

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
you really like the young knives
I was holding off saying anything, not wanting to name drop. But my band played a few gigs back when they were still just local Oxford boys. Used to hang out with Tom (house of lords) loads. I think i even have a signed copy of their first E.P somewhere. They are famous now, don't seem them down the star so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
I love them.
Come Saturday they will be my most seen band. House of Lords and Henry are hilarious and Oliver just looks like Paddy Considine.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
Really good guys, i hope they're still in Oxford
i am jealous of their fame, and trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
And in answer to your question
CD : Clutch - Strange Cousins from the West
Book: A dictionary, because i realised we didn't have one and thought that was silly.
DVD: Beverly hills cop 3 for 95p from a second hand shop on my way home jut now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
The Cricketeers is the best pub in Oxford
discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
On Iffley road?
haven't been down that way in a while. I thought it was a crap hole but i don't really remember ever having been in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
book: i bought a book that you can cut up and make a clock out of as a one-year wedding anniversary gift for some friends
album: probably the lonely island album 'incredibad' because it was cheap
dvd: some 3 for £10 wrestling dvds from zavvi in a moment of weakness
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
you and I have much to discuss
/veteran_wrestling_fan
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
you missed it all

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
*clotheslines*
Oh well...maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
the most suspect sounding manoeuvre in the whole of wrestling has to be
the rear naked choke
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
A good finishing move is ace
But the Worm? WTF is that? How on earth are half of these moves even conceivably meant to hurt in any way?

BTW, you aware of the Mass Transit story?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
yeah, i'm not a fan of the over blown people's elbow/5 knuckle shuffle/boom drop/etc finishers and the worm was the worst
mass transit was that 17 year old who ended up in an ecw match, right?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
you cant beat a good old Stone Cold Stunner
or perhaps a BOSS MAN SLAM (YES!!)
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
In college a few of us were playing football.
Someone hoofed it in the air and it was heading for the greenhouse. I grabbed a mate, did the Stunner on him just as the greenhouse smashed, ala the opening of Stone Cold's music. There were no flying beers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
I hope this is fucking true
I hope HARD that this is fucking true!
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
True, man. A few years back but it was glorious timing which I'm still very proud of.
Everyone got it as well so I didn't just look like a bloke randomly assaulting a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
I actually love you very much for this.
more of this sort of thing.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
I had a chat on the phone with the bossman
He's dead now, but probably not because of the phone call.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
awww man, he was my abslute favourite when I watched the WWF in the 90's
what on earth led to you calling Ray Traylor?

edit:I cried real tears when I heard he was no longer with us. Gaaaaaaay
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
my sister went to Merica on one of those student exhange things
And the family she stayed with were friends with Ray. Ric Flair too, although she never met him. Oh, and Nick Nolte of all people.
Bossman was awesome. I told him that his match at WM5 (him & Akeem vs The Rockers) was one of my all time faves. This pleased him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
I bought The walking dead (the graphic novel)
volume 1. Its very good.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
better than the tv show i hope
that was just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
Journeyman by Eric Clapton
because it was £1.99
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

book: Clients From Hell on Mrs Eddache's kindle
cd: Me First & The Gimme Gimmes "Go Down Under" EP
dvd: Star Trek DS9 series 4

Only one of those weren't downloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
I read "Gimme Gimme Gimme Series 4"
That awful Kathy Burke sitcom. Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
I have never been excited by an up-coming book before, but I am so giddy with excitement by this...
online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304520804576347810004917234.html

It's the sequal to a book called "The Magicians", and I've read it 4 times now, I love it and can read it over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
Haven't bought one in ages / Frank Turner- England Keep My Bones / Police Squad!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
Anyone know about Christopher Brookmyre?
The guy in waterstones said he was like Jasper Fforde but officially in crime land... hope the wifes like it / reads it / doesn't drop it straight in the bin.


OMFG I AM HAVING TO LISTEN TO WOULD I LIE TO YOU BY CHARLES AND EDDIE ON SMOOTH RADIO
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
i like brookmyre
he mentions b3ta in one of his books, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
Book: The New York Trilogy
CD: Freebird well I say CD it was downloaded
DVD: Akira
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
epic book
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=New+York+Trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
Topsy
and
Tim
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
Last book read was Terminal World by Alastair Reynolds
Last CD bought was the MoS' Soul compilation for my little brother and last DVD I bought outright was probably the Alien & Predator collection last year
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
No wait
Last DVD bought was actually Seasons 1-6 of House for my gf for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
House is fucking WIN

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
last book I bought was a second hand copy of "the complaints" by that scottish fellah that writes those crime books
I don't normally read that sort of thing but I heard him talking about it on the radio and he sounded very enthusiastic
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
generation x, and anne frank's diary, bought at the same time,
fascinating i'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
i've got about six books i need to read before those though so don't get too excited

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
Its been ages since I bought anything
I was given a free copy of Blackstone's Police Student Handbook if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
I pretty much read nothing but CoL publications while I was doing the LPC.
A veritable "barrel 'o' laughs", I assure you
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
the bible - the bible audiobook - the bible: the new adventures of jesus series 3

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Book-the entire Mark Bilingham Inspector Thorne series
DVD-Criminal Minds series 5
Music-The Complete Country Collection-although, to be fair, I did torrent this after seeing the Time Life advert on channel whatever :)
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
A bug has somehow got under my computer screen and is crawling around.
I thought it was a script cr3 had cleverly written but it's on every website. Fucking cunt bug.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
I'll take a screenshot and show you all.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
OH WAIT

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
The Lost Generation/Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction/Psychoville Series 1.
Good shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
The last book I purchased was something by Clive Cussler (the name of the book escapes me at the moment)
but the author does yet another cameo in it (surprise surprise)

and as for the last dvd I picked up, it was `the Eric Sykes collection` which includes `rhubarb rhubarb`,`the plank`, `mr h is late`, `it's your move` and `if you go down to the woods tonight`....brilliant stuff that I had not seen in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
I bought Huxley's Doors of Perception and Those Barren Leaves on Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
The last DVD I bought was Princess Mononoke

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
Book: The Sandman vol1, Preludes & Nocturnes.
CD: Massive Attack (greatest hits) and a Sophie Ellis Bextor cd.
Blu-Ray: Monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
How you getting on with the Graphic novels?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
enjoyed the first volume of sandman
the other one hasn't arrived
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
Thunderbolts and Lightning....
Here in the middle of londonvillage.

Am I about to drown here on the 4th floor??

Cripes. Who else thinks thunderstorms are fucking ace?

In other news, by daughter has done two wees on the loo all by herself today. Kickass!

She's 38 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
I quite like thunderstorms.
Unfortunately all we have here in Dublin is lovely sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
What, you live in Ireland and are Irish?
Well I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
he kept that quiet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
800 years of silence.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
Near the top...
for all Game of Thrones fans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNeT2nzEgA&feature=channel_video_title
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
Joffrey needs more slapping than a mere 10 minutes' worth.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
my experience of dublins
says you have LOTS of rain, and no coats I can buy for £4
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
I DON'T HAVE A COAT WHAT DO I DO

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
run
I have no coat either, but I'm only 40m from Monument, so think I'll survive...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
go home via the conveniently spacious sewers that are under every town and city
according to films and games.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
Remember: F.A.S.T.
Edit: you are all wrong. The answer is : Fisting Eddache Shit Fuck: www.b3ta.com/talk/7227478
Special mention goes to Binky for the nicest answer
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
Frisbees are stupid toys?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
failure adam still talking?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
Frisbee = Anal Sex Toy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
Fucking Adam: Shitcunt Twat

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
FANTASTIC AND SUPERB: TWOHATS

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
i don't know many people beginning with T, i realise.
BUT MY POINT STANDS.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
*smiles*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
do something more fantastic, prove my point.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
*juggles flaming kittens while unicycling*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
*applauds with starry eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
*signs one of the kittens and throws to binky*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
Hey Frisbee
look at this on links www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxgxa1GJlnI&feature=player_embedded
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
Old and great video is OLD BUT GREAT
There's a better one here for future use:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plyfiq4GYlkk&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
usually drink, usually dance, usually bubble

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
shelter under the bingowings of a passing fatty

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
HOLE IN TIGHTS TOE, WHAT TO DO?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
BURN DOWN THE VILLAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
i think we're dancing around the real issue here
what do people think of cm punk's outburst on wwe raw last night?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
What was said?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
That Greece must back the austerity program to gain funding.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
he keeps talking about leaving winning the title then leaving wwe
last night he started bad-mouthing the mcmahons and some current/former wrestlers. it was way beyond the usual crap they talk about. then they cut his mic and ended raw prematurely. now he's been indefinitely suspended, allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
Why don't you just check the script for the next episode
must've been leaked already.

I used to love WWF when I was younger, even when it was obviously fake, Jake The Snake etc. Now I can't watch the new stuff at *any* level at all. Not ironically, not suspending disbelief, not nothing... it's just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
i'd rather see where they're going with this than wreck it for myself
i don't watch it that much because i don't have sky sports. i occasionally steal it from the internet, though. i love it. the storylines are lame but there's some good wrestlers at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
Watching it now
"Hello! I'm breaking the 4th wall"

OK, serious credit for that...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
OK yeah
That was really good! No acting there by the looks of it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
was he not allowed to play with his trainset in the living room?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
he refused to take the bins out
and got sent to his room
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
i hope he doesn't kiss his mother with that mouth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
he probably has a tattoo denoting his love of mother-kissing, mongy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
good, you must look after your mum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
we owe them so much!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
I just looked up who that is.
Hahaha, straight edge, what a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
fucking good wrestler though

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
i dont know who this fella is but i'm guessing from your post he is black

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
not this time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
there is no accounting for this level of prejudice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
Probably just trying to get some interest back into Raw I would think

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
it's the better show, i think
they'd do well to give punk a big push. he's one of the best they have
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
We had a few pathetic rumbles of thunder last night but sod all today
I love storms, especially that eerie calm just before
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
it's backing off now
pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
Fuck that guy.
I've just booked a holiday to Naples. I'm going to piss on Vesuvius because I am better than a volcano and it needs telling.

Where's your next holiday and what will you piss on whilst there?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
Centerparcs!
Livin' la vida.

And I will piss on... erm... well if I do an Arial Adventure thing again, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
If you're doing an Arial Adventure, try to piss on EVERYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
some sort of spinning aparatus would be good.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
Have you never seen meatspin?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
yes thankyou
it's just CGI you know. real people don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
I'll be going to Edinburgh later in the year.
I'll probably piss on a chip shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
Watch out
if you whip your cock out up there they'll have it battered and deep fried within seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
Do they really deep fry pizza in Scotland?
I just heard that, and it sounds delicious.
(dingomart thought he was fluent in bile, just not like this, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
i might have to go to calgary tomorrow with a golden retriever
after i deliver the dog, i should have a couple of days free
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
Are you some kind of animal pimp?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)

an international animal pimp I'll have you know

nah, i have friend who is a breeder, and he had some sort of fuckup with his ticket. he offered to pay for my flight if i take the dog
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
are there any strings or bits of poly bag poking out of the dog's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
Give it a golden shower

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
Goin' 'oop north to Yorkshire in September
Can't say I have any plans to piss on anything... Yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
Scotland. Chilly.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
what if another dog comes along after you and marks the territory as his own?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
It's a big volcano, I'm prepared to split it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
comprimise is loss, if you can't have it, destroy it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
I meant the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
I don't have any holiday plans.
I think you knew this and did this thread deliberately to leave me out. You shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
Hahaha you big holidayless gaylord.
Take your midget to Eureka, that's a fun day out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
He's going on enough bloody holidays this year, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR CHILD?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
probably a racist thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
Holiday will be in crete
I'll piss of the balcony on to the people below to show my distain for their lack being up higher than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
Hopefully I'll have a holiday
before we go to Noo Yoik in November. I'm going to piss on the Statue of Liberty when I'm there. I hear she loves a good golden shower...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
I might pop over the Amsterdam.
My ma and me want to go the the Van Gogh museum. I might piss on 'Sunflowers'.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
I saw that in the national gallery
it was just a small picture of flowers on a wall. wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
Without wanting to actually scare you
I should hopefully be in Manhattan in November... NY Giants vs Eagles.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
Celebrating 9/11, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
ooh, didn't know you were going to NYC

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
i'll be going fishing for a few days weekend after next, plenty of room for anyone who wants to come along

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
probably a bit short notice for everyone, nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
Mongolia. Via many, many other places.
I will piss in the desert.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
Disneyland.
An orchestra.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
Classic baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
This year, Cornwall. I will piss in the sea.
Next year, the Olympics. I will piss on a High Jumper in mid jump. I like to set myself a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
I dunno
I might just book a flight and fuck off to Barcelona.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
And piss on a Spaniard.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

piss on get mugged by
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
No holiday for us
but we're having a day in that London next week, staying at the trucker's hotel at Beaconsfield Services on the M40 the night before

/living the dream
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
fucking tourists, piss off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
Of all the places to stay.... wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
because it has a bed, an ensuite and it only costs £39 a night
five minutes down the motorway towards London even the Travelodge places are charging £100+ for the night we want to stay. I'd rather spend that cash elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
no, fair dos. I thought again...
where are you going down from?

With petrol and coke prices I've not purchased anything (not fully expensed) from a service station for a looong time.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
Birmingham
We've got loads of stuff planned (visiting the zoo, Ripleys Believe it All Not, West End Show etc) and I didn't want to drive 120 miles followed by 40 minutes on the tube before we even start.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
I used to drive the entire M40
every single day... save your money and just set off early! Park down in Brentford by Boston Manor on the street for free and go from there.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
I might go to waitrose instead of morrisons

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
You might be stunned by the culture shock of such an abrupt change

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
I bet they don't even put beef jerky on hangers in the cleaning product aisles

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
How you are supposed to find ANYTHING is a mystery

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
let's all pitch together and buy Greece
I've always wanted to have my own country
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
It doesn't look like you've thought this through, you've got no business plan, and you're a fuckwit
and for that reason, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
No thanks
I'd rather have a place in indonesia
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
This looks a bit like Indonesia....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxgxa1GJlnI
I imagine this is not the first time this particular clip has been linked here for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
Correct on both counts there, chief

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
hey, you know how you start new threads and then don't reply to anyone in them?
FUCK OFF DOING THAT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
bollocks
i actually reply when ive got something to say. not sure if you were the guy who moaned the last time about this but i already replied the last time when someone moaned about this. so yes i read the shit and i reply to shit but if the shit i write is just shit i consider it to be spamming so i dont have to reply to EVERY single message.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
oooo get her!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
Top work taking the high horse whilst admitting to being a tedious spamming shit, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
im doing my best

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
LOL, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
Fucking hell lads,
it's Rory cunting Bremner.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7228114
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
you are him, right?
www.drmarkporter.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
no i am not but still ive got my own wiki
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Porter_%28designer%29
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
you seem to have the whole talking about yourself in the third person thing sorted.
props to you doc.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
It forgot to mention that you're a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
You are a massive wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
"he really is a shit"
youtu.be/IlEcGHxfltE
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
REMEMBER YOU'RE A SPASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
OK, own up
Who just killed EVERY other b3tan....
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
Are you going to pitch in with your incapacity benefit?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
of course

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
Talking about the Weather and Tea rooms are we?
Well the Cricket is on soon, if you're feeling like the whole British experience in one day.
How are you going to waste this afternoon? or skive off if you're at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
I don't go in to work until half five today
I'll be doing a great deal of fuck all when I get there. I'll be doing a great deal of fuck all before too. So, in conclusion - fuck all.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
I've got to go choose some flooring, but otherwise i'll be doing fuck all as well
can't get team fortress to run on my shit old Laptop so i'll have to do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
I recommend carpet
Thus avoiding making any room look and feel like a waiting room in a hospital.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
MORNING BOGOF!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
helllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo xxx

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
Steady on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
mwah mwah mwah *cuddles*
*tongue in ear*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
You should start a thread
See how long it takes for Little Miss Autism to pop up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
i might in a bit yeh
but the op isn't too bad and his thread is quite new
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
awwwww,
wuv you too. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
*internet cuddlewuggles*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
whoooo?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
JMG of course
It what he does now. MW posts at night and within seconds the prick, who I'm totally sure wasn't sat there waiting at all like someone who has nothing better to do, pipes up with some of his normal brain farts. It's a very troubling sign.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
Buy One Get One Free?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
i said, you buy one, you get one free
you buy one, you get one free!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
The chap said when he came to measure up
"oh, wow, proper old concrete floors, you know it's fashion at the moment to just have polished concrete these days."
I almost asked him to leave there and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
What kind of cunt wants concrete floors in the house?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
trendy cunts with not taste?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
Seriously
What could you possibly think that shiny concrete would add to the comfort of a home? Imagine the romance of boffing the missus on a cold hard floor in front of a flame effect heater.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
The kind who like smashing their skulls open when they come in from a night on the pop and fall over.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
Health and safety issues are always at the forefront of my flooring choices
Ideally I'd like my house carpeted with beds.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
I just want a night on the pop :(

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
I'm meeting some old pals in Bratfud on Thursday night
I'll get you tanked if you want.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
I shall be TF2ing it up this evening.
Anyone else want to add me on Steam? My username on there is MrAardvark.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
If i can get this laptop to run it
i'll totally join you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
ditto

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
What are your usernames?
I'll totally add you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
Markolias
just added you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
Yay! New friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
is there a talk steam group?
There should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
No reason we can't start one.
(apart from that i don't know how)
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
I just created one.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

steamcommunity.com/groups/b3tatalk
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
judasboogie

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
Added.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
steam hates me
I can't find anyone, including edd who I added via the client last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
I just added you as a friend now that you're in the most awesome /talk group.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
eddegg

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
added you last night new BFF
getting your face tattooed on my chest on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
Quiet, you. We're friends already.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
I JUST WANTED TO JOIN IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
add me, add me, add me
spakkenkhrist or bomgit I think.

did that come across as desperate?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
Couldn't find either of those.
Please hang up, and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
bombgit even, I'll add you
NO ESCAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
get in on the steam group
then we can all be friends in 2 different exclusive clubs, except /talk isn't an exclusive club
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
Now it times out when I try to add people
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
nobby no-mates

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
I'M ADDING ALL YOU FUCKERS

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
(Psssssst)
b3ta.com/talk/583812

Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
Surely to complete the British experience you've got to lose an Empire too?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
How's that whole pretend subjugation thing going there?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
We've had a shooting the other week, lots of bombs found lately, looks like the eighties revival is really picking up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
retro is in
I've got an Uncle in Belfast whose coming to stay with my dad for a while over here, said he had enough the first time round.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
Yeah, there's a genuine sense of fear this summer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
It's being woefully under-reported here i think.
Maybe it's because i still have relatives living there that i feel i want more info.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
I know
Chavs, gangsters and guns. Sexiest of all the cocktails.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
I don't do cricket.
I'll still be skiving at work though, listening to my mp3 player and dicking about on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
any good tunes?
You seem to like heavy nonsense...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
Today so far I have listened to:
Cee-Lo Green, Jeff Buckley, New Order, The Veronicas, Pixie Lott and The Levellers.

Make of that what you will.

Also, heavy nonsense? What?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
ahh fair enough
I will make lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
It's the Godiva festival this weekend.
I'm well excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
oh, I *NEVER* remember it
anyone good?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
hmm, not bad at all for free

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
The Young Knives.
I'm going solely to see them. I *heart* them. We had Badly Drawn Boy last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
And Ash.
And best of all, Kid Creole and the Coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
Best I saw there was Hundred Reasons
They are / were a lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
You going?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
I'm going to the local PTA / School Fete
Luckies!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
Skyplayer and the ODI by the looks of it.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
I'll be working all afternoon answering the office phones that have been redirected to my house.
I will intersperse this with listening to podcasts and playing Peggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
why i've just had a cup
it doesn't really help against the heat wave like people claim it would
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

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