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# Yarr, I hope you all be proud of yourselves...
We made the local paper... Arrrr

*edit* sorry, it didn't upload properly... Try again now. Sorry :S
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Oh...
Can you email it to me? Or someone else host it? Plizz? With some jam on top.
dutchbird at 4rthur.com
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# grazie!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# We ROOL!
That's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# I'll host it if someone sends it to
90Nz0 at 4rthur.com
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# on it's way :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'm with you
that URL will never get past my work firewall
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# yarrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# haha,
is it me, or is it cut half way through?

do you have the rest of the artical?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# same here
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# no,
that's the whole thing.

Sorry, I've re-loaded it now, it should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# woo!
but it only seems to be half there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# yay!
just shows there is always a way to get in to the media.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Is there
a bit missing?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Brit missing?
Terry Waite?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Yay me hearties
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# The dinosaur
one is brilliant. I'd love to have been there for that one
(spook, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Woo!
Didn't mention Tim getting his arse out though. Probably for the best....
(Nacho, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahahah. Yes, I think you're right there.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Shows
how much more fun can be head with your friends rather than with "flash mobs".

The author sounds genuinely miffed she was left out of the piratey goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# We also beat
the "Genuine Flash Mob" to it. Isn't that a bit of a contradiction in terms though? It's like being organised, but saying you're not. We organised that in about an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# and pretty much half-cut
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# half?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# hehehe
*cackles*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry, no bridge
No WMDs either - but we did find some bunsen burners - "and this spoon, sir!"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# "We'll be back...
...weirdo"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# for you, darling vulga...
www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/b-pix.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# ooooh
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# You should send that to National Geographic.
I've heard they give out awards for that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# heh
They've been looking for the woring thing, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# heh heh
'Iraqi weapons inspectors resort to Photoshop'
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# *groan*

a rare breed i've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Popcorn ant?
yum.

I'm not with this am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# filename?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Ah,
I see.

Looks a bit like strangely shaped bowls of popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# look
at the name.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
nice goatse too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# no no no!
its not, its just a blackcurrant OK!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# You just had to say that didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ba-zing.
Nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# the closure of the msn chat rooms meant a huge sales increase for the retro games market
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Or people downloading MAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# IRC
will be booming too I should think. *ergh*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Nah,
people will just move to yahoo or some other chat service. They've got plenty of time to sort themselves out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I wonder how long it will be until MSN group accounts
are shut down, as there was is risk of children seeing pictures of things that might be suitable for them is too expensive dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah,
I'm probably going to get myself dedicated hosting once I finish this job.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# It's CLOBBERING TIME!!!!


this is far and away my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# that's brill
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
#
that's brill
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yep,
that is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# beau...
...tifal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Woo!
i will let you win this round.

i started drawing it and it was shit, even by my usual low standard.

no, really, it was rubbish, i've always had a problem drawing the thing.

yours on the other hand is Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# OK
do you wanna do another or shall we give it a break?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# More!


dance, puppets, dance!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# one more.
and i thing we should allow those less fortunate to choose the hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# orgazmo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Who's that?
Bovine?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Spawn.
Or milk and cheese. Or Sandman.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Iron Man
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Aha!
Iron Man it is!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# ok
i agree iron man
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# That's good enough for Yancy St.
Superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# He looks very fun loving
and blue eyed.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# woo!
thats wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# noddy holder vs spok, the race is on
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Good work,
Ninja buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Blimey, just look at you two now.
It's like a script from a gay porn movie where you start off hating each other, then end up being bum-chums.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# go the gay way maverick...
...go the gay way
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# its a buddy, buddy
cop movie thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# yeh, i'm the ninja,
and he's like a cooler version of shaft, and not as gay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# with a bit
of Dirty Dancing for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# you can be the sassy
police chief from the netherlands who gives us the missions
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I'll have a truncheon and handcuffs
But have to keep them hidden or the pair of you would never get any work done.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# You're going to
"hide the truncheon"?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Yup
up your arse. You'll be my buxom secretary who has a crush on bovine and Sunshine, but they'll never succumb to your charms.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# can we kick
him in the nads too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# You'll only
turn him on
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Wassup foo.
No way, honky jive-ass white honky ho, this nigger don't go hidin no porky food stuff wid no damn jive ass white dutch police chief bitch ho.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Not sure I understand your banter,
old bean
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# she could hide a boxful of truncheons
have you seen her arse?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ah, that would explain this then.
sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/TSE1999/TSE1999.html
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Ah...
my crowning glory
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# "Sunshine and Bovine"
"Protecting the board from the scum of the internet"

/goes to register movie rights.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# they're giving a press conference behind the bike sheds
if you need them both
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Look,
I'm still waiting for Samsonite to show, so keep away.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# You should
be careful, it's inevitable that one of you will be shot before the end.
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# bovine will take a bullet for me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Don't give me
that jive-assed bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# what,
the ninja always lives
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Do you read a lot of scripts
from gay movies Baz?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Woo to the pic
that made me feel sick.


bleugh
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# nutter

Happyhappyjoyjoy I uploaded my pics again after the Claranet cunts deleted them
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# truely
mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# crivvens
how did I get here?
This is not my beautiful house.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# and i hope
that this is not your beautiful wife, either.
(trumpet, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# That's rather special
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# That's
fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Superior mashing!
Enough to drag me out of lurkdom actually. Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# yo,
werd up m'homie
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaasssss!
a'ight ruuuuuuude bwoy!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# yeh,
ma biatch.

msn groups appears to have gone nuts, hmm, lemme see...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
that is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# that's nice ... and mad.
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# wow!
you are fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# DANCE DOMO DANCEEEEEEE
Pull his string and watch him go

clicky for 1MB gif
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# gone are the days
of 1000kb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# i like martian's
'random quote' for today's board stats
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# A stolen 1 MB animated gif.
How remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# while we are moaning about shit posts
that weelybug link on the front page seems like a waste of time doesn't it. Or a plug
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# plugs look different
and are smaller, hence less painful.

I like the wheelybugs.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# There's not much there
to go on
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# what does it do?
I liked the look of it, but wonder what purpose it serves
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# It's a new mode of transportation
like the micro-scooter, but not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# chthonic's been blackmailing Rob.
He can post whatever he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# so
that's how to do it.
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I don't understand Spamish
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I've seen one of those things in a shop
they're fucking fantastic. I would buy one if I was a dwarf (or midget). So I rate it as a link.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# but when
you click on it. it does nothing. just has a tween of the thing, that can be bought anywhere. why aren't we posting up whole toy shops of cutsie stuff?
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I see your point
but it didn't really take up that much of your life, did it?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# just wondering about the poor links on the front page and
it is the weakest link

goodbye
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# OK, I'll stop trying to defend it now
you're right, it's a nice toy, but not really worth linking to.


But still, we should all ride round on them for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# ok
conceeded
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I have 1 year old son
Methinks he would love a wheelybug
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# you can get them from Urchin
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# because they like it
and it's their website. Stop your whinging!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# just
saying that the standard of link on the front page has dropped loads. And this is a sign it has now it's reached rock bottom.


haha bottom.
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# So find your own links
and post them on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# never thought of that
what a great idea.
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# The only time I look at the front page
is in desperation after posting a pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I only ever see it now
in munkt0ns .xml format in 4rthur, so I never see the links.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# yup that'll be you
desparate
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# congratulations....
...you have just broken the modems of every single dial up b3tan out there.

For goodness sake - make it a linky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I don't have a modem
But my router did just explode.
(parm, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I made this and didnt steal it
plus I did'nt think it was that big OOPS.
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# i will make it smaller
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# By made, you mean
you converted it from another format? That hardly counts as a creative effort. You didn't even do a good job of covnerting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# you made that?
you could sell it to some japanese tv company as a possible mascot
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# make the dimensions smaller
and the max filesize you should post is abut 200k
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# when you say 'made it'...
...do you mean 'ripped it from an mpeg'?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Euwh!
You just covered my noggin in Phil Mitchell's acrid effluent.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# thank you...
...for saying that in a way that makes me want to vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# yer I ripped it from a mov
but I had never done it before, let me have this one pleaseeee
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# This isn't a board for showing off your
ineptitude at converting files from one format to another. It's about making amusing pictures and animations and music, or finding funny stuff on the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Like at
www.funnystuff.net
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I thougt the cuteness couldn't last too long
I very nearly put this on 4rthur as places to go, but thought better of it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I'm just desperate for a front-page, so I thought I'd try
the combining animals thing. I'll repost it at the slightest opportunity later on...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I know the feeling
I was torn between making some dancing syringes, and a dancing cat.
After the amount of time I put in, I wish I'd gone with the syringes now.
but that meerbat, is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I really enjoy your schyzophrenia
between day time and evening.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# It's hard to be such a cunt
when I'm not being paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# yeah, and you do donate to b3ta !!
Rob should pay you instead.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# but unless you actually do something with the ripped frames
once you've done that, there's not a lot of point
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, like that crap
alizee gif
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Gyrating slappers
are exempt from this rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# not mentionning she was probably under 18 ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I did ajsut the frames
i cut some stuff out with that rabbit dude
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Link to that you fucking fool!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# oi!
*slaps your fore head*
thats better!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I think I have that as a MOV
slightly smaller
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# the video it's from is maybe a 1.6MB avi and has more to it
than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# actually the avi is 840k
www.doebbe.com/domo-kun/

or you can see it in www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DomoDarko.rm of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# or
go to here....

http://drew.corrupt.net/domo.html

and download the 100+mb mov of all the domo adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Never realised Domo could be so soulful.
You have made my morning melancholy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not going to watch it at the moment
it made me rather sad last time I did
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I bet none of you would work in a office like this:
Caribou Coffee sued for same-sex sexual harrassment
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Yay...
...for coffee made by lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Is it
dykaffeinated?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Apparently
they sit there flicking beans all day.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# he he he...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Sex with dogs.
People sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I know
Dogs are horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Have sex
with Elk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Or a
gnu
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Or
an Okapi.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# or a gazelle
or is that just too far....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Gazelles are fine,
they're just hard to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# could always
try wild boar, but then its getting a bit rough again...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i've had a few boars in my time
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# careful
with hedgehogs though
(radja, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yep,
and you can with a Giraffe if you stand on a stool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# at least it couldn't sue you
it's open source anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# With their scratchy claws and everything
AND they object if you smoke afterwards.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Dogs are nice
People are horrid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# A female friend of a friend of mine
would plaster her cunt in Pedigree Chum so her dog would lick it off.

Unconfirmed %age of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# "Plaster her cunt"
was that you?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Don't be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# *hug*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Get off me
gay boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# you love it,
you whore.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I heard it was
Nutella


100% Hearsay
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# james calman
at school did that, apparently
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I think we need to know more
about Master Calman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Someone I know
was at a party, he stumbled into a bedroom to find the hostess in the same situation

Veracity uncertain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# there is
promoter who works for metropolis who was caught with his dick in ice cream dressed up in a ballet tutu a years back

Funny as this guy is 6' 5" and throws his wieght around like he is mike tyson, when apparently he just a little bruno.

/gossips
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# thats nasty
nasty nasty nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I guess it would depend on the type of dog
and how sharp its teeth are.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Being sexually harrassed by a caribou
would be worse.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Caribou
knibbling at the croquet hoops.
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I am missing out soo much, being freelance.

"She told me that she liked my butt.”
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# People could hire you to abuse you....
You'd be a metaphorical prostitute, as well as a literal one. (and a literary one)
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# "Inviting one of the plaintiffs to her house to engage in some type of sexual activity with her dogs"
Argh.

Werther's Original.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# yeah
it was great until that part wasn't it?
(spook, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# But that was the funniest part!
You lot of prudes.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I just watched the video
they were ALL dogs
(spook, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Is it Work safe Lesbian hour?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I'll get my dungarees out.
Lucky I trimmed my nails recently
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Dont forget
the sensible shoes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# "Caribou Coffee, is a real treat,
Even lesbians prefer it to real meat"

/pythonish advertising slogan.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# people like my butt too.
hello everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# 'ello mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i have a house filled with apples
it's ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Make
Apple Vodka...or cider as its called.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# we're going to
but most of them are rotten and stuff, so we'll DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Apple chutmey
is the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# hello mike
Someone was posting under the name mike woz ere. I thought it was you, but then realised it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# what a fucking bastard
i'll fucking kill them.

someone nabbed the name 'mike' at some point when i had a stupid thing after it on my name, so i have to always have a stupid thing in it now. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I called him a cunt
because I thought it was you. But he was being a bit of a cunt anyway, so that's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# These anchorpeople on the top left
are hillarious. We are so news, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# How apt
that Ellen Degeneres is in the bottom left corner
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# If you like kittens and you like meat...

...you should love this.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# mmmm
I dont like meat but you've done well there.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# spicy
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnns !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Kittens of meat!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# that's brilliant
and tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I am
very nuch enjoying these food based animals.
Now make a rat entirely out of vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# a car-rat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Okey dokey skip,
will do.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Can I have a cheese monkey?
Can I? Can I? Pleeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah,
ignore mine, do a cheese monkey.
That's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# right, can do,
but it'll have to wait til tomorrow now - I'm without potatoshop (or gruyereshop) until the evening now... :(

And my net connection appears to be fucked too
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# superb
I'm going to put on my meat hat now
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# have you tried
www.catsofmeat.com/?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Stop with the Spam!.







*sorry, terrible punnage, great pic!*
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Sidcup?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# that looks like it's got more variety to it than a plain old sausage dog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# "We could have each other for dinner
we could have each other with cream."
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# love cats!
woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Doo de doo do doo do do do!
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# hooray
top meat
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I love little Meat Kitten!
Meat Kitten's eyes are made of pies
Her legs are made of Wurst
From head to feet she's made of meat
I love her fit to burst

(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Her paws are made of sausages
her ears are made of beef.
Her mouth is carved from a lump of pork.
and has bacon for her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Her arse is made of cumberland...
which is a bit of luck
Coz I can pull her legs apart
and......
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# and see her privates
made of duck?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# That's it!
i couldn't come up with an ending me-self.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Haiku..
Cat has bratwurst tail,
I love her pork chop ears,
I might eat her though.
(Mr_Bobbins, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# her porky sausage suck
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Meat Kitten's fur is Parma Ham
A sausage tail, of course.
Her claws are best New Zealand Lamb -
Her Whiskas is dead horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# She lives in a basket by the fire,
and when no-one is looking.
She moves her basket closer,
and I can smell her cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I took Meat Kitten to the vet
She wasn't feeling perky
Her nose, instead of cold and wet,
Was dried-up like beef jerky.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# The vet said,
"I'm so sorry,
and I don't mean to sound so rude,
but the only way to help Meat Kitten,
Is to get her Barbecued."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He said to keep her in the fridge
So she would last much longer.
Meat Kitten very soon was cured,*
And every day grew stronger.
* geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# 'eyes are made of pies'
is a great line that would fit cmoothly into most songs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I love
that poem.
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
yay!

now make one in real life!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Cheat
you just took the skin off a real one.

Nice pic tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# um....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I bet they would win the
Three-Legged-Race at sports day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I just realised,
all they did was race up and down... how cheap was that?

Anyone else use Blue Tack on the egg'n'spoon race?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# blimeh
well at least you put some thought and effort in to it.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# and
an extra hand
it would seem
(spook, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# that's from the third brother
who didn't fully develop
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# 5 hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Two strange animals on ananova picture news combined

(big eared dog and rare insect eating mammal)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# It looks vicious,
has it got rabies?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# If it hasn't
it should have. We should send it some as a gift.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Hey,
I have a cd of the show from a couple of weeks ago, what were your suggestion I will let you know
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# poetry
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# there was a thing about a raven.
who minge i did be a cravin
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# i see your eep
and raise you an aaargh!

and if I may jack slightly, can anyone recommend a good free/very cheap webhost?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I asked that very question last night
the general consensus seems to be www.uh-hosting.co.uk. I haven't had a chance to test it yet, but they are very cheap:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# blimmy, that is cheap.
What about some high-leval hosting?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# P.s. It's real
No, really, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# blimmy,
random animal finder
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# AARGH!
KILL IT!!!
(woo, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Thought long and hard about whether to post this.


... will delete if too offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# That's a scary angle...
look at the plug sockets!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
And you made me long and hard looking at it!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# "I may not be a real doctor
but I'll give it a good looking at!"
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# i'd have to say
fairly offensive.

i don't understand where the whole fish thing comes from.
people must be having it off with very unhygenic women in order for them to smell like fish.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I think
there are alot of unhygenic women out there! we're just different. and clean.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# but but but you're all made of sugar and spice
and we're made of puppy dog tails
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Or you use Febreze down there.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# some men smell of fish, too...
(not in the trouser department, - just in general)

i have met several gentlemen who seem to suffer from this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# and some
just realy realy stink. dont you just hate it when in public and you cant get out the way of a smelly person. *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Stuck in a bus or on
tha tube....OMG.........ya cant escape........ewwwwwwwwww........soap isnt expensive is it
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I ran it by
a certain lady b3tan and her sister: the consensus was that "they don't normally rate fish gags, but in this case, the humour outweighed the bad taste"

Likewise, I have no idea as to the origin of the fish thing. And yes, it is offensive. Hence my mulling as to whether to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I think it derives from....
....fish-wife jibes. It has just come to be associated with the bearded clam through urban-leg ends.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# read as
'mulleting'
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# me too
just thort woz another fish gag......:=S
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# there is a fine line : )
and you are to be admired for having enough care to actually consult people on the matter :)

i think the consensus are right...

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Thanks ma'am
That one is indeed right on the line. I shall post some more charming images later to (hopefully) redeem myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# FISH GAG - UNDERLYING *100% FACT*
Gardnerella Vaginalis - facultative anaerobe common in the mix that is bacterial vaginosis. Diagnosed in GU clinics by the 'Sniff test'.

1)Get some discharge
2)Put it on a slide
3)Add sodium hydroxide
4)If the odour of fish can be detected at 20 paces then it's garderella

(Some bad infections can be diagnosed as the patient enters the building)
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Eeeeewww
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# "My that's a big one"
"My that's a big one"
"Ok - there is no need to repeat it!"
"I didn't"
"I didn't"
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Scared!
Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# thats
why its called creepywoo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# no matter
I brought my truck...

Wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# That's
a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# arrrrgh!
ARRRRRRGH!
*runs away like a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# That's very good
You see some are good!
EDIT: Like the Midwitch Cuckoos that is!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# That reminds me of a movie-poster,
but can't remember the film.

It could of been Being John Malka...something.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Being John Malkovichingsteiningklienstein?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# That's better than how I was going to spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Mary loved to tinkle the ivories (*groan*)



Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# remarkable
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Does she know she's
diddling with her grandmother's teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I didn't when I did.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# or these days
'Ivorite' tusk substitute.
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I might be able to wangle a Yamaha Piano
ensorsement for Mary.
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# very
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Woo
That is some corset:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Donald trained hard at speed walking,

despite the taunts of the other animals
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# hehehe
the sweat band is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Strange thing was...
I knew exactly what I wanted to do before I started?????




(Fishrat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# That is a statement?????
It might be a question?????

Rather silly pic, mind :)
(Astatine, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I spose it's more of a bemused statement.
I was quite upset when I thought of the idea.
(Fishrat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# ...


(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Ah
Hahahahahahahahah!

*laughs like evil genius*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Where
did that expression come from? The "All your kittens are belong to us"... I just don't understand. Someone help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
#
www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Start...
here:
www.toaplan.com/zerowing/zerowing_story.html
(Astatine, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I see.
Thank you, the pair of you. I never was down with the latest crazes. I got bullied at school for it you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Come on
let's get "asd asdf.."
and "your face sold here"
done and we can then get on with our lives
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# How does,
tomorrow around 3 O'Clock sound?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I really could do with
getting on with my life before then.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Great
it'll finish in time for the Attack of the Friday Afternoon Fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# AFAFAL
Anti Friday Afternoon Fuckwits Attack League
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I like it
We need badges
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# which is nearly FALAFEL,
only I can't make the acronym work.
Would go nicely with Hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Yup
I know that feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# don't forget GOLF SALE
or has some twunt done it?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# See below
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I assume
you are graping my splido?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# *buries head in hands*
*weeps uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# you forgot
(StrangeOne, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# all of these are utter wank!

please stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# I'm with Thor
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# hear hear
there there
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# This is wank too


CLOBBERING TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Woo yay.
what about wolverine?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Nah, not yet
the Thing first!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# ok
the thing it is.

GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I like it,
and I liked Thors.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# harry sez...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# you think?
:oP
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# isn't it ironic?
don'tcha think?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# god this lady is getting a lot of airing recently
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# here here
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# calling something gay as an insult?
next you'll be saying that you're 133t hax0rs
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# you haven't been here very long have you
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# not really....
flugh
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# where's
monkeymanblue when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# i dunno
probably having a wank!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# should bovine
get his list ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# this list
it must be reaching book status soon no?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Made something dance.
Twas bored, did this.
Tis a nun.


Yes I know... I'm the best.
(brother mahoo hoo shaboo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# looks like tommy cooper strung up by his ankles
while haveing a seizeure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# "my feet are killing me
woke up this morning and they were both round me neck trying to strangle me"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# ba dum
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# arrrgh!
Children of the damned!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Meet Captain Sensible and Dave Vanian
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# if that's the band,
i played their song "Absinthe" on the radio.
It was much appreciated by the populace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Excellent!
The Captain is a gent!
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Old skool:
PORN!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# this is a tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# It's like a traffic accident....
...horrific but you can't look away. Applies to Jamie Oliver too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# jamie oliver
is quite handsome though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I would
With a tongue like that he could rim for England.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# bean flicking
madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Bean Freeeeee!
As freee as the .... er!
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# When the feeling's strong
And you can't go on
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# how true,
and i think i'll recall steps' version as that was more crap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# that's what I was thinking of
As it has the dance moves.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# NO! PLEASE NO!
*seething resentment*
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# It was designed ...
... to inspire hatred.

as was this
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# You know how you
can just go off someone?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# :o(
I was trying to be retro-ironic. Ah well I've buggered up a few people's mornings. My work here is done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Baaa...
It's a mortal sin!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# well it lived up to the brief then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# I am nothing...
...if not well briefed.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# sensible Y-fronts now
is it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# When you become a father...
...they issue you with them as standard.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Is that
Canterbury? (the linky)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Sure is,
was there with my folks and the missus. Saw the goth holding the sign and couldn't resist taking a photo!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I live not too far from there
thought I recognised it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Does he look evil to anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Oh yep
Dominus!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# i think by my response
"Children of the Damned!" i'm implying that it should be flamed, crushed and milled down into a fine powder,
to be sold at co-op stores across the country as a seasoning for pasta
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Blair reviewed his options....
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# In time with 'Star' off Vork's band site.
www.overtone.org.uk/

:)
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

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