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today I am having Lemsip washed down with Lemsip and some sneezing. What are you eating?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

cor ' sbeen a while

cheese, chili and onion toastie
Prawn Cocktail crisps
cheese spread and S&V frisp sandwich
apple
Rocky Bar
lovely water and some tea

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

have chips with that!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

braw!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

castoffs

and overflow

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

have some surplus too

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

fuck it

i might as well

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

I've a bit of excess somewhere

and one or two remainders

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

a pastie and some space raiders

yum

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

what flavour space raiders?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

all three that were available in the shop

spicey
pickled onion
salt and vinegar

YUMMMM calories!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

cor

that's 30p worth of Space Raiders there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

I know

think of all that flavour (my mouth is burning)

edit: I love that even after all these years they are still only 10p!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

i prefered the old multi-coloured ones.

hurrah for e numbers! :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

Does anyone else here know and love rainbow drops?

As that's what I'm having for dessert!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

the sugary-ricey things?

i haven't had any for years...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

Thems the ones

*scoffs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

good christ woman

you'll be buzzing off your tits all afternnon after that lot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

I am already

*vibrates slowly in chair*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

have lots of coffee too

the comedown would be MONSTER

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

I think I have some pro plus in my office draw too

... this could be a fun afternoon

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

don't have too many

My ex landlord ate a whole box full and then called NHS direct as he was vomiting lots.

they just told him to have lots of water, but he felt odd for ages afterwards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

did odd get pissed off?

Or did he like the attention?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

He loved it, the dirty little monkey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

Too Much Coffee Man.

You should read that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha I read that a loooong time ago :D

Also the episode of futurama where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee...

AMAZING!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

Want to read a good comic then?

Have you read Filth? Manwife's just finished it and I'm just about to start it but I've flicked through and it is fucked up in the best way possible. Lots of perversity.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Sounds interesting

I recently finished reading "Fetish man" that I bought at a comic conventions, was rather funny actually

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

I haven't read that.

*calls comic dealer*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

:O I love rainbow drops!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAY

*scoffs more*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

10 bags for £2, bargain!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

have ketchup with those

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

*dips*

*burns*

*glomps lunch master*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

COR!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

MORE!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

*GLOMPS*

*sexes*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

*glomps*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

*cuddles inappropriately*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

what kind of pastie?

i demand to know.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

Chicken and Mushroom

I made it last night at home :D

also hello lovely thor type!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

hooray for home made pasties

best of them all.

that does indeed sound BRAW!

hello to you lully CW type lady of elusivness.

:)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

*giggles*

its only because i'm not allowed on msn any more :(

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Bah!

is that a new work rule?

come on i the evenings, i'm sometime on as is bobs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

I just moved house and don't have net at home either

yes... I know... I'm rubbish :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

Today I have a b3ta lunch!

A spunking cock, a Thames whale and a fried kitten*

*actually it is a houmous sandwich

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

perhaps a little John Peel*

*mustard

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

noon

a bowl of super noodles and an apples

starvinghungryfamishedes me

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

that's not enough!

have an all day breakfast!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

Oooh hello

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

hello you

*smooshes back*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

you and your kerazy noodles.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

delicious sandwiches

garbles mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

what kind of sandwiches?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

delicious ones

not made by spa

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

delicous ones indeed

one with nice dutch cheese, one with filet americain and one with a kind of dutch sausage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

Nooooooo!

ive forever been reading your name as medicore! i feel that i have been living a LIE!!!!!!

*cries*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

medicore-ian?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

eh? no

just medicore not mediocre

its just not the same anymore :(

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

medicore-ian.

Someone explain what word this is close to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

i am RISing here

help me out pleash

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

midiclorians

STARWARS YAAAAAAAAY

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

or...

My Delorian in which case

BACK TO THE FUTURE YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

'Smy girl

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

*Smug mode engaged*

These aren't the norks you're looking for

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

O RLY?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

Like that's going to stop me...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

Bitch!

office lol

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

Oh come on

You love it. You do. I can feel the moistness from here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

You're under my chair?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

I AM your chair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

aw - never mind duldey

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

*sniffs*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

awwww

www.medicore.com ?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

Seeded batch bread sarnie

containing lettuce and turkey and chivey philadephia.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

best of all philadelphias!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

Mmmm, you're not wrong.

I highly recommend it on onion bagels with roast beef and cucumber.

Mmmmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

*drools*

Cor. Yes. This!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

*nods*

It's too damn nice. Problem is you want more once you've had it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

Absolutely

It's luscious on rice cakes with parma ham :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

Ah that sounds lovely

I've got to wait until 2 to eat as well!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

My lunch today was

giving an attidude adjustment to the decorator. When I asked him to keep an eye out for my mail as I was expecting a bank card and he had removed my front door, he told me 'It's not my job'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

there's a simple answer there

"neither is this one anymore"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

Unfortunately the owner of the business uses the guy regularly so he thinks he somehow ranks over me as he has been used for years.

The idiot even thinks he can tell me how to do my job.
I just go all professional and he find his workload double and it keeps him quiet for about a day.
Basically the jobs only finished when I say it is, and this only when he will get paid.
So he's learning to shut up quite well now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

good

keep those proles where they belong

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

have paintstripper with that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Mmm stripper.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

No idea

Bangers and mash if I can persuade Mr Trellis to cook them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

braw!

have gravy with that!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

And onions!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

Your lunch sounds fantastic

random fact: I once had a long conversation about bangers and mash with onion gravy with the lead singer of manic street preachers who is really short and smokes like a chimney

I SAY BANGERS AND MASH FTW SO DOES LEAD SINGER BLOKE

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

that sounds like a design for lunch.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

leftover pizza

and raspberry yoghurt

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

best of all pizza

cold, I hope.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

of course...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

ploughmans sandwiches

mmmmm

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Mousing, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

I hope you had a full ploughman

using only part for a sandwich is wasteful.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

I just got up.. So a braw brew and two croissants.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

bloody students!

who do you think's been keeping the economy flowing while you've been sleeping in your bed eh? eh?

if you find out - thank them for me please

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

sounds very smug to me!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

poverty ham and cheddar cheese sarnies.

lots of tea.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

many's the time I have had that lunch

perhaps a little mayo improves it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

mustard mayo FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

O_o

yes, ^this

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

a mustard/mayo combo, is my personal fave.

/out of both blog

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

it may well be the following:

Freshly cut Ham and also some Salami, with green Salad, onion and chips topped with cheese, and some well buttered french bread
accompanied by a mug of tea

...and a twix for afters

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

that may well be a fine lunch

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

confirmation - that IS my lunch!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

Roger that

*poot!* Lunch confirmation recieved *poot!*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

present mrs. architect's day off work today

and so lunch has arrived as detailed above!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

PASTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

snorkle!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

pasties are braw

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

hopefully goat curry

the first to break under the pressure of hunger has to go to the west indies takeaway down the road.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

curried goat and rice is mighty mighty mighty good stuff

bring me some!

I think it's fair to say...

Borrowed The Duke's gif as I can't find mine

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

why not, if you are in central london

you need to be in 1/2 mile from berwick street.

[edit] yay. lunch of the day:)

[editer]not me who went :D jon broke first.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

Mm goat

Much yumness if slow cooked:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

cham salad with mustard mayo in a wrap

salt and vinegar mini pringles
blueberry and apple nutrigrain soft bake bar.
diet coke

mistumbmications thor_sonofodin.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

a balanced lunch in all respects!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

in about 3 hours time i will be tucking into

fettucine with home made tomota and herb sauce
*salivates in aniticipation*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

wuth a garnish

of typos and pseliing mitaykes

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

I had a sandwich at breakfast time

there was a frikadellen in it

that is all.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

Toooooner fish and onion sammiches

Yums

(Alexander Graham Smell, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

Trying to keep water down

damn you, red wine last night

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

Have gaviscon and valium with that

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

how many bottles?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

two

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

this weekend 3 for the win

and a day in bed.

:D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

chicken sammich

crisps and 4, count em, 4 club bars

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

Which flavours

I always like Orange, but not everyone has as discerning taste.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

i've got wiltshire (sp?) cured ham and mustard floury baps

and some cheese and funion crisps
and an apple
and some bitesize tesco versions of lion bars

and some sultana scones that I made last night

and water from the new watercooler we have just got

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

yay!

i'm having:
corned beefs and 4 different types of onion sandwiches
cheesy wotsits
cadbury's twirl
can of bloke coke

then a pint of lovely tea :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

4 types on onion?!

wow, excellent!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

yup!

spring onions,
red onions,
white onions
pickled onions

yum!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

Wow!

Glad I'm not sitting next to you this afternoon!

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Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Just about to go and make a peanut butter sarnie

Warburton's thickest slice ever bread and Sunpat's extra smooth peanut butter.
And tea

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 16 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

*cuddles*

hey hey :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

'Nooning!

*hugs for slightly too long*

*sips tea*

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 16 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

ooh

a fat bagel with sausages, melted cheese, mushrooms and hash browns, washed down with tea and followed by spliff :)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

Poor you :(

I went to McDonalds today and supported multi-national capitalist pigdogs.

It was nice though - I have a weakness for their apple pies.

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

*HUGGLES*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

3 way huggle!!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Two pints of Directors and several litres of tears

Oh, and a few strawberries

Clearstheairs Dave
Bazoo! You're a fecking STAR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

the best of bitters and the saltiest of tears

have cheers with that!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

I WILL!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

"It does not follow"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Ooooooof!

*pun gland pops*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

office LOL

thank you.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

*groans*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*asplodes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

aaargh!

right in the punning-bone

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

Blimey

I think this was my first ever post, i'd completely forgotten.

EDIT: not actually this image

(MNNNNGGH, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

More shit from drunken conversations in the pub last night

...also wtf!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

That's just not right

four paw cushions and only three nails!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Perhaps it was the dew claw

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

woo sir, can I sneak this in then, from last night...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

Brilliant!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

happy b3taday sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Lost Tintin book rediscovered

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

Haha

Crazy Belgians

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

name a famous belgian

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gravytrain, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

erm...erm....

the waffle guy

edit: cheers guys, now i look like a RIGHT idiot!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

you didn't need us...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

it's funny how people look like their pets

wait, that's not right.
be like their names i meant.
pbth!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

Jean Claude

Tin Tin
dozens of cool bands

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

Marc Dutroux

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

The Smurfs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

pffft

"we're from Dartford, on the run"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

Agatha Christie's Parrot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

James Ensor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

Belguim's famous painter

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

dig him up and shake his hand

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

appreciate the man

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

and I was just about to sprint over to wikipedia too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

before there were junk stores

before there was junk
He lived with his mother and the torments of christ

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

wasn't he associated with the artistic group Les XX?

or am I thinking of someone else?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

Jean-Marie Pfaff

He was a goalkeeper when I was a boy.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

in that case, I raise you Bosman

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

isn't he Dutch?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

I've just checked &, as Mr H says, he is Belgian.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

enzo schifo ftw

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Yeah Schifo was brilliant.

How about Eric Gerets & his Big Fuck off beard?
All Centre-Halves should look like that.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

there aren't any

I checked

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Famous_Belgians

edit: haha Dr Evil!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Stella Artois

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

do you think he woke up in a dishevelled hammock with captain haddock

and a smelly cock?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

I do now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Prolly bindun a thousand times, but here goes my quick & dirty addition to the canon...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

Poor Seal and his pebbledash mush.

Woo though!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

Ning-a-ling Cap'n!

All well with yerself?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

It's all good.

Just got to find manwife's passport or birth certificate, both of which are eluding me not 48 hours since I last had them in my possession.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

Have you checked the back of the drawers in the bureau?

/old Python gag

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Pfft!

It was in my bag on Monday. I didn't take it out.

Tuesday it's gone.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

ID THEFT!

manwife 2 is currently on a spending spree in Dubai!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

EYYYYYY

Just spoken to him, and his mum's got his birth certificate, and she'll drop it off later.

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

my
god

the mother in law's been going through your bag!
the crazy buddhist!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

That wasn't in my bag

But the passport was.

Which is still missing, not good.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

fair do's

i just wanted to say crazy buddhist really

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

It's a good phrase.

What should I cook for dindins tonight?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

PORK CHOPS!

cauliflower in cheese sauce
and roast parsnips

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

I hope you were doing a Fonz stance when you said that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

I actually did a little thumbs up at my monitor.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

where did you last see them?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

In my bag.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

then that's where they are

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

Nope.

It's been emptied 3 times today already!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

look on one of the three piles then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Down the back of the sofa?

Under the fridge?
In the dog?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

Nope

Nope

and manwife's the closest thing I have to a dog, and if he's eaten his own passport I'm going to be most annoyed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

Has he got one of those Biometric ones?

If he has, just pass him through a supermarket till.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

"I need a price check"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

Haha!

No, definitely not. Paper one, just like thee and me.

His photo's not bad though, it's back from when he had normal hair and not dreads and he looks like a sort of... mixed race Johnny Depp.

Git.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

o_O

i heard they were tribal markings
i have my doubts about that being true though

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

or a motorbike accident

or an attack with acid

I recall the tabloids speculating lots in the 90s.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

They look like big old pockmarks to me.

I haven't studied him *that* intently though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

well

not his face anyway
=D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

Discoid Lupus

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

Episcopalian Rupert.

What game are we playing?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

is that a nightclub for werewolves?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

damn you!

i was going to say that!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

go on then

I don't mind

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

Yes

But it's also the disease that made his face all cratered

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

not surprised

going to werewolf discos

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

*snorts*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

is it a nightclub for werewolves?

*high fives G S*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

right back atcha! ATM

ooh - ATM - can I have some money?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

Me likey

Woo indeed!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

solitary brudda

(

gravytrain, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

nicely 'shopped.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

yup

but nicely done anyway

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

Dexter Chocadoobie, Head of Fail Department, Lack Industries.

inspired by this

Also featuring 80s child start Corey Feldman.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

he's one big head of fail department

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

it was hellava job working his way up

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

well i think working a head like that up the ass of his superiors would be the wrong way to go about things

it might end up hurting a bit too much, and damage the rectum of his hopes and dreams.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

I meant with all the prejudice he must have encountered

but I'll leave you with your strange imaginings there!

pffftt

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

hooray!

i remember that from yesteryear.

and frost and peggs perfect night in the other day.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

ah, i was going to watch that.

i ended up pubbing instead.

any good?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

apparently, I needed less 'performing monkey'

or so Thor told me...

*relurks*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

was alright

lots of blasts from the past.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

cool.

i'm sure it'll turn up on youtube, at some point.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

alien skull?

www.world-mysteries.com/sar_6.htm

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

hmm, could be!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

Aitey eigt jigerwats per hour!

Flux my capacitor!

Bored with these yet?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

Never!

Woo!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

^This!

hurrah!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

did you see this?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Oh you're so

eeeevil.

That's way worse than me calling him Ronan.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

so evil that you would have to say

froo its of the de veel?

edit: oh, hi by the way
*half hearted salute*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

Have you had a stroke?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

have you not seen

so i married an axe murderer?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Nah.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

get out right now and don't come back until you've watched it!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

PFFT

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

look at the size of that boy's heed!

it's got its own weather system

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

HEED

TELLY
MOVE

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

She was a thief

you'd better believe

She stole my heart and my cat

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 16 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

the frown on your face let's me know that you need me

there's a cynical expression in your eyes, saying you'll never leave me

The touch of your hand
says you'll slap me
wherever I turn

Micto says it best
....when he says nothing at all

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

Says nothing at all?

You're having a laugh, the only time he shuts up is when he's asleep.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

Hahahaha yea

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

it's uncanny isn't it?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

I really fancy his Mrs on Eastenders

Haven't watched it for a while though.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

she was better in nurses

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Indeed but she's still bloody gorgeous.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

Yes. And I would bone Stacey too.

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 16 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

what's the matter?

yell~ah?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

hell no

I'm just pissed off that I didn't get around to doing one of my own in a similar style last night

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

Definitely not!

they are all of the great.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

yes*

but when did my opinion ever count

*nb affirmation of boredom most likely based on jealousy of skillzorz

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

yay!

i love these.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PLUMS!

(

Carlossus, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

Best thing in the world ever!

including chocolate!

(

Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

not likely

this are triffic

(

Lynxkitten, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

nineteen EIGhty FIve!

maaaaaaarrty!!

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

Total ACES!!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

Nope,

Hahahahahahaahahaaaa!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

Well, Happy B3taday SPN!

*gifts in the face*

(

Carlossus, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

no!

not bored

they're ace

*click*

ps: tag them, you fool!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

This is fantastic!

Wooo! Yay! Houpla!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Hehehehe!

*Lurves*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

hahah

woo

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Three FPs at once!

Congrats!

That doesn't happen often.

(

<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 16 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Hath he not

had four fp's this week? Or was one of em last week?
Meh he's a fookin genius anyway, entertain me more mr magician!

(g256, Wed 16 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

*coughs*

Five this week.

*embarrases*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

Woo! Three FPs!

You're doing rather well this week!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

May I also...

...add my congrats? Three FPs is this a first, huh??

(

Ninj, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

I bet he's sleeping with the moderators

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 16 May 2007, 22:41, archived)

It S diffICUtry to tyyupe...

...with all thers4 coxcks in yiouir face4/

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

Kawaiiiiiiiiii

iiiiiiiiii

Look at the little buggers go!

(b, Fri 18 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

*bindun* Sorry. Should have guessed with you lot!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

Arf!

*wheezy laugh*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

oh it's alright for you to laugh,

but some of us just aint interlectually inkliened!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

tj:

on this work pc, my cursor arrow sometimes points to the right, depending on what i'm hovering over

any ideas why?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

your PC swings both ways!

have you checked the AC/DC power terminal?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

Hahahaha

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

*presses the 'any' key*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

Yea, depends what toolbar you're over

Its just a visibility thing, in dreamweaver if you move over a line number in the code, it swaps the curser over so you can see which number you're at.

Not really very helpful to be honest

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

aha

i see

ok, next question - is there any way of stopping windows menus from shortening so you only see the most recent items used? tyhat really fucks me off

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

do you naturally hang to the left or to the right?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

it's too small to 'hang'

it just sort of wobbles about on top of my scrotum

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

does it have small claws?

if so, i'd make sure it hasn't been replaced by a hermit crab

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

*cringes*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

In MS Office apps (Word, Excel, etc)

right-click a menu bar or toolbar, choose 'Customize', go to the Options pane, and tick 'Always Show Full Menus'

Meanwhile, if it's your Start Menu (and you're using the 'Classic' Start Menu), then right-click your start button, choose 'Properties', click the 'Customize' button & clear the tick from the 'Use Personlized Menus' tickbox in the 'Advanced Start Menu Options' list.

EDIT : I just re-read that. I may be helpful, but by God am I ever boring....
^{/oftern alone at parties blog}

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

cool ta

edit: YAY!
how about the windows menu?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7193562

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

erm

where's that?

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

Or still use Windows 2000

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

On the start bar thing?

Right click the bar
Properties
uncheck "group similar taskbar items" or something

or do you mean in the actual start menu?
*edit* oh, nevermind

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

I have a computer question

I asked the other board and they wouldn't give me a straight answer

How do I make liks that I've been to go back to being blue instead of purple?

edit: Hooray! Thank you so much main board, you are much better than the talk board.

kisses

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

Clear your history

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

I'm not sure how to do that

i thought I had done it but all the purple links stay the same

just so you know - I'm looking at pages offline - if that helps

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

WATERSPORTS!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

I BEG YOUR PARDON?!!!!!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

you pissed on my mind

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

Oh yeah

sorry about that
I was desperate
*wipes*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:00, archived)

He loves windsurfing

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

whenever i feel blue

i just paddle my cannoe

and if i don't feel better
then i like to get much wetter

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

delete your internet history

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

Ctrl + shift + del

in firefox works

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

This usually happens in left-hand margins,

and it means that clicking there will select the entire line of text.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

i've been trying to make my arr~ah swing for 15 mins now

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

fucking idiots

(

King_Eric has been ok since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

that's been done several times

but yours is nicely realised and I am happy and have a cup of tea, so

woo.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

pfft

I decided to invent a new slogan for The Sun newspaper the other day*. Here it is, in full format

"The Sun's the one, it's number one! It's the one! The Sun is the one! The Sun's so fun, it's the one! The Sun's the one"

*three seconds ago

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

Au contraire, mon brave

I believe it to be thoroughly number two.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

it's good, but it's no

ooh, ahh Daily Star, say ooh ahh Daily Star

now there's a marketing team working hard for it's money :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

Daily Star, Daily Star

Aliens have nicked my car
The think 16 year old tits are
Really gooooooood

Me, just now.

I am a LEGEND.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

what's wrong with 16 year old tits?

the owner would be about 27... surely?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

ah, the eternal debate

at what point does a chest become a breast?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

when it's volume of fatty tissue is more than

the volume in the rest of the body.
or failing that
16

'ning Max

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

when they are bigger than the rest of her body?!

/deliberate misreading

morning reg

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:51, archived)

exactly

just like this

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:00, archived)

vaguely

testicular

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

Max?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

Headroom?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

Branning

Eastenders

^mictoboy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ah, fair enough

*edit*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

depends

but I'm opting for a lowish age + the age of the tit.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

19 year old on page 3 dressed in a school uniform bearing her breasts

is it art
or is it family friendly peadophillia?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

who cares as long as it sells papers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

my younger cousin made a small fortune

selling class mates copies of page 3 girls
50p a pop!
the boy is going to be a business legend when he grows up :D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

i for one would like to see this in an ad.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

hah.... i think having the solution upside down will be harder for the sun readers than the impossible puzzle

(I_am_B, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

the sun has really lost it's teeth

they managed to run a feature on Rufus Wainwright the other day - without mentioning he is gay

(

rob, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

that's a bit like an article on Lord Levy not mentioning that he's Jewish

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

Is he?

Blimey, I actually didn't know that.

Mind you, he'll always be a 'tit man' to me.

/edit/ 145.53.136.229/Listening%20to%20great%20Music/teksten/Docs/Rufus%20Is%20A%20Tit%20Man.htm
for those not faililar with his dad's oeuvre

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

hahahaha

good old dad.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

*wanders off to listen to old records*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

I was listening to Career Moves yesterday

Still my favourite of his.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

Excellent

I listened to Attempted Mustache on Monday ... it's Loudon coincidence week!

I see from your profile you are a fellow Saddleworthian, btw :D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

i've lost the ability to see from your profile

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

Sorry about that

(mwahahahahahahahaha)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

as final images go,

you haven't done bad

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Fucking Hell!!

I've just seen that now.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Yeah I sort of grew up around that area.

Don't really go back that often but I miss the hills.
Is Saddleworthian the proper term? ;o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

I doubt it

I'm not a real one anyway, I'm from t'other side of the hill originally, and spent about 15 years in central Manc but I've been living there about 4 years now.
/story of life blog
'tis a pretty part of the world tho'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

I'm surprised the Sun even mentioned or knows who Rufus is!

Looking forward to his new album.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

THey made me laugh the other day tho the bastards.

They were reporting on Elton Johns mystery illness and the opening line said this:

Elton John mystery illness. AIDS say he is comfortable and recieving the best care.

This is for real!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

SUBLIMINAL!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

in an un-noticeable way?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

they YOU are ARE very VERY clever GAY!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

I can't decide if you mean that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

Heheheh

/secretly reads the sports pages as he likes football blog

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

But...

the Sun sports pages are ill-informed opinion written by fuckwits dressed up as fact.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

scores and scorers for the fantasy footy league I do with my mates each year. Not defending the paper, it's bilge.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

Ahh

Quality publication, as ever

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

What? Viz..

Cos they've done Sundoku, Stewdoku, Soupdoku, Whodoku, and pretty much every other *.doku you could think of.
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

needs a zoodoku

and a sunutsu

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

???

This welcome beer is a sacrament and the dutch pig M61 is good too

(xaniac, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

That is scarily in time with the Looney Tunes theme

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

Looney tunes

is the theme of my life

(xaniac, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

which is also used in Blazing Saddles!

Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo!

\o/
Me Mongo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

We used it in panto a few years back

Best scene I think we've ever done

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

*Imagines Mrs Trellis in Pants*

Mmmmmm! Last one I saw was in Denmark . . .
Hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

You're right

You do have a repost for every occasion!

There are piccies of me in panto around: never played principle boy though.
*hunts* - Ooh, this is me (on the right)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

Every pic I see of you, I fancy you more and more! C]:0D Paulerspury, eh? . . .
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

Yup

Award winning no less!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

the beard or the panto?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

The group

The beard got retired due to the smell

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

Wow!

Is that your own hair?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Yup

All mine. Apart from the bits stuck on with spirit gum: which is horrible by the way

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

I didn't have you down as blonde for some reason.

I really must grow a beard like that.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

It's grey!

Just strangely lit...
This is a better likeness

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

*offers can of beans and a seat around the camp fire*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

*offers laurel and hearty handshake to our new . . . *

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

good morning ma'am!

and isn't it a lovely morning!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

'Here's a pie I baked . . . '

'of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you . . . ?'
hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

oh no, I've reached my limit on schnitzengruben

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

They quote Byron and Shelley and jump on your belly

and burst your balloons!
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Always coming and going and going and coming

And always too soon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

neanderthal

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

Balls!

it's reminding me of Mercury on the PSP
which i dug out and dusted off over the weekend

woo!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

STOP IT!

JUST STOP IT NOW!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

I am just hanging out for the surprise party:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

there's a party, and here's the surprise..

we forgot to invite you!!

*helps self to trifle*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

your beer is

church bread?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

beer

can agnostics not have sacramental substances?

(xaniac, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

I guess so but the sacrament

is still the god biscuits part of that whole cult ceremony.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

This works very well with The Melvins' Night Goat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

Ooh I say...

Click for bigger (233KB)

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Ninj, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

oh be~have

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

Slight TJ

But i've managed to lock Photoshop in full screen mode, and can't get back! Anyone know how I return it to normal, I desperately don't want to loose my unsaved work, i've just spent all morning on for the society!!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

TAB key?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Try pressing f

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fuscous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Lifesaver!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

Try the 'any' key

/very old joke indeed

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

press ctrl-s to save your stuff then press

I think it's F11 or F12 to return from that awful full screen minimal mode ( if I read you correctly )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

Alt + F4 would do it

*Would not actually do it.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

Finally!

A cillit post that made me laugh!

'Ning all

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

'ning Trelly

how've you been?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Still pretty crappy

Cough sneeze etc. But on the plus side I have Looney Tunes :-)

How's you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

I've always thought there was sommit sinister about Looney Tunes

I'm doing well, feeling lazy today so I've put work on hold

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

Sinister? Looney Tunes?!!!

Explain yourself!
May be a rebel and have a crunchie bar later

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

What!?

But thats like cheating on friday. How do you think he/she/it feels?

Also, is chocolate better cold or room temperature? Its the current debate in the office since I was called weird for putting my crunchies in the fridge

Although I had one yesterday, but I won't tell if you dont.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

Chilled FTW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Maybe its a boy/girl divide thing.

but warm choc is icky

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

Room temperature

Not like my boss, who puts his in his pocket for an hour before eating it. Eurgh!

I won't tell then, but shall I have a Twirl instead?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

I donno, never had a twirl

Although it doesn't sound like it stacks up to the mighty crunchie.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

ewww!

Reminds me of the time I heard about office sandwich bags . . . you pop yer sarnie into a placky bag and sit on it for an hour until it reaches arse temp . . . 0_o
YUK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

Gah! No!

My sarnies come in chilled and are eaten same!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

most definitely

chilled

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

HERE COMES THE CUDDLE POLICE!

*HUGGLES*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

Oooh, hello!

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

'neeeeeeng!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Hello!

you can have a cuddel, but as you aren't ill, I shan't squeeze as tight, ok?

*cuddels*

Anyone else?
King of hats?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

and \o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

BUNDLE!!!!

*BUNDLES*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

*over-glees*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

yup

same here.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

BRUUUUuuuuummmmm! SCREEEEECH!

www.b3ta.com/board/7193403
yep! you too!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

*gasps for breath*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

*straps oxygen mask on*

*lifts up to pop a roll up in*
there, there . . . more rum?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

you make a fine nurse

*fantasises*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

*bends over in stockings and mini-skirt*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

COR!

*flatlines*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

*arouses*

Pub 'o' clock! Laters all!
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

Ning lovely

Mittwoch! Only half the week to go!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

yay for faking illness and bunking monday!

woo the 4 day week!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Yay for real illness

And missing Tuesday and Wednesday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

*snogs*

*takes the rest of the week off*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Heh heh

Fresh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

have a nice cuppa tea and snuggle up on teh sofa

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

To what is you sig refering,

oh gloriously-hatted one?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

some strange comfort for a soul to soothe

aint it hard, aint it hard
to want somebody who doesn't want you

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

Ah OK thanks

Now I gets it :)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

that cup is going to over flow any second now.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

i have plenty of storage

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

Hahahahahaaaa!

But seriously,
that air pocket in the line could cause detrimental damage to your pipes, I hope that there is a pressure relive valve at the back?

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

And what exactly is that brown machine?

Wee goes in and wee comes out apparently.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

*worries about detrimental damage to pipes*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

Poor bunchkin.

*sends good thoughts*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

*receives thinks*

Ta :-) What's the word on Alton Towers then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

My work load for that day has actually increased since we last spoke.

I'm not looking forward to it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

Greets

Mrs T.

feeling better?

/edit/ do you know I have no idea what day it is ..... I wrote 'happy hump day' and then edited it cos I thought it was Tuesday
/confused

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Happy Hump Day?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

Yeah

Wednesday, it's the hump of the week, innit, all easy downhill coast to the weekend now etc etc.
Also it sounds a bit rude.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

Oh yea, shit its wednesday already

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

I've been on b3ta so long

I got the rude bit and not the logical bit....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

pffft! oh dear!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

hahaha

grand!

relurk

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

Woo!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

Yay!

That man is a legend :)

(

Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

Cool!

*envies*
Where was that then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Memorabilia

Birmingham NEC, November last year.

He is a top bloke and took a shine to my girlfriend :)

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Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Arf!

Too true.

(Fluffster, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

ah the south, world renowned for its cusine and its hospitality!

Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

EDIT: I got on the popular page! I'm popular, go me!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

that's fucking top work sah!

hehehe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Ta!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Hahaha!

Quality

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha

I never noticed how smug he looked.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

That

is

Awesome

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

NSFW? ;-)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Now come on!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

Ha!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

love the paint mash stuff in the profile.

top work & hummus dude.
here, I award you the official SPN steak of the week.....
i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/TomHazelgrove/DSCF1737.jpg
/cant be arsed resizing.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Happy B3taday!

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

Happy berfday!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

That's very well done.

He looks quite.... inoffensive!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

*flashes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

Ning a ling Ron

How goes it ducky?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

'ning Muffins!

all is grand
just booked a dirty weekend to Amsterdam
the queen of hats has never left the country before
should be fun! :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Goooooood plan that man.

She'd best love it.

Go to a coffeeshop called 'Funny People' - it's the best in the Dam.

Have you ever had dutch gear before? If not I'd tread careful, it pisses all over ours.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

i've been a few times before

it's such a lully place,
'till the sun goes down....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

And then it's even BETTER

Remember no Irish pubs (expensive) and to go to the zoo to see the capibaras!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

ooo! i haven't been to the zoo before

how far out from the central station is it?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

Down the main road

For a mile ish. Maybe less.

Basically go down (is it Reeperstrasse? something like that) the main road until you hit Dam square, then keep going. It's on the left- it's signposted. Couple of minutes after the big bridge by the park.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

cheers me'dears

i'm really looking forward to it
roll on june 14th!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

*claps for you*

I hope it's all lovely. It'll be fucking HOT.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

Morning Cap'n

everything ship shape?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Bristol fashion!

*throws some bras about*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

I'll just hoist those bras up the mizzen

and we'll be underway in no time Cap'n.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

nicely

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

boo!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

good vecotring:)

People of board, I rarely come here but think I'd like to move back in. Would you accept me?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

Depends

First you must endure the ritual of initiation.
Gentlemen, get the paddles

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

i'd even draw some picciess

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

yes make with the pictures

and then with the paddles!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Post a few redexes.

endure the flames.
get bummed.

Welcome to b3ta.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

That would all

sepend upon the circumstances of your last visit. Did we treat you like a leper, bumrape you or both?

;)bollocks to it. Open your heart and feel the ~~abuse~~ Love.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

I was swimming yesterday lunchtime

and in the pool was a guy who looked exactly like colonel sanders

(

Weetobix, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

Is it because

he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly?

(

George Spiggott, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

Smartarse!

(Nursie, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim,

that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

(Hello Nursie)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

But how can you hate the Colnel?

(Nursie, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

because...

he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.
Smaaart aaaaarse.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

pfft

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

HAH!

Much better than mine!

Click for bigger (98KB)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

Hahaha!

I knew someone out there would have done it before!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

As far as b3ta is concerned you were first

I never posted it because i did it before i knew about this place a few months back. Thats why mine looks so shit i learnt a lot since then :p

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

Kyrano! You Shall Elect Me Leader!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

Somebody put

Humpty dumpty back together again.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

Kinder!

Chocadoobie!

(

fuscous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

oh you fucker

that had succesfully slipped from my memory banks until now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Ha ha, me too

Some bastard sent me this link the other day;
www.devilducky.com/media/61627/

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fuscous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

ahhhrg!

welcome to fear!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

Not the only dodgy Kinder ad.

There was one with animated anthropomorphised toys where some aeroplanes run up a hill and fly off, but a twin-rotor (Chinook) helicopter trips and crashes. That one slipped under the good taste censors.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

From a photo taken driving across europe... You just can't escape the B3ta...

click for bigger

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

dricing?

were you cutting vegetables while driving?

EDIT: damn editing

(pdjpdj, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

I thought everyone did that?

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

ristacular

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

I am guessing

it's an Abbey Road thang

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

*slaps head*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

Ahhhhh,

Ta for that.

(

S tr app y, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hehehe!

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

Its gonna piss down now.

You trod on a Beatle. (well four of of them.. its gonna flood)

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

hahahahah!

Not seen this before - utterly brill!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

^THIS^

with more "ahahahahahahaaaa"-i-ness!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

HAH~PEEEEEEEEEE B3TADAAAAY!!!

wh00p! wh00p!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Now that's rather good.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

pfft!

Woo!

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

Pffft. This is rather epic.

(WiggZ, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

Haha

excellent

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

Someone should...

... change the little man in each sign so he's doing the "Staying Alive" dance.. I'd do it, but I'm on a cheapo lappy with no PS. And kind've busy.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

Haha cor!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

I received both of these on the same day

And I thought it was a bit funny.

The book is here (buy a used one).

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

haha

*jump in air*

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

*measures*

a grand ground clearance of 5mm!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

a new record!!

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

enter initials:

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

P O O

hehehe

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

*richter scale machine breaks*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

meanie

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

*smooshes*

anybody got any idea why 'ignore' doesn't seem to be working

i can't ignore anybody :(

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

your ignore list may be full

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

hahaha

probably true
I've got a feeling I'm on there

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

*ignores*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

i think the idea of eating well and staying fit

isn't to become immortal, but to spend your time on the mortal coil feeling good, and not feeling and looking like shite in a bag

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

aye

all those marathon runners looked so healthy
after punishing their bodies for 2 hours straight

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

there is a balance, somewhere in the middle

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

i agree

they say we all have a milage
and pushing to hard will just ruin your body
for later on in life

i have two friends, both brothers, both great at sport
while at school, but pushed so hard they now are riddled
with bad pains and aches :(

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

for the few months when I was eating healthy and doing regular excersise

I didn't actually feel any better... although I did lose some weight

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

I donno, I quite liked the idea that I could run more than a few yards before collapsing

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

It's all nonsense

I started eating properly again this weekend, thinking it was time I started looking after myself after a couple of years of being very lazy. Sunday night and I come down with flu and feel and look even more like shite in a bag than I did before.

I'm going to have a medicinal bag of chips later.

(

S tr app y, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

better have a nice battered fish with it too

and pour a load of curry on it

have a few beers with it too

just to be sure

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

I started a healthy eating thing a while ago

purely to lose some weight, as I already do quite a bit of excersise. Although I now hate going to the gym and have cancelled my membership. Meh.

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

i walk alot and have regular sexy tiem

and it's always my Gym going flat mate that has the flu :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

gyms are rife with germs

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

I'm putting it down to my new job;

I'm flying down and back each week, so lots of lovely recirculated air on the plane each time.

Still, at least BA give out alcohol on the Friday evening flight home.

(

S tr app y, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

That is actually a good point.

Then again, more time spent eating well and staying fit means less time eating kebabs and monging on the sofa.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

'ning all.

Hope this ain't been done. :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

*fears*

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

This makes my brian feel like melting

(Goole, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Nooooo!

*builds a new Brian out of wood*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Brian?

Brianstorm?

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Arf!

I recognise that bloke!

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Pure brilliance!

I trust that got an fp?
/too lazy to check profile.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

the cunts!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Happy B3ta Birthday btw!

Hip Hip....

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Happy b3taday mate.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Ta mate:)

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Matey mate mate mate tame meat team

I like your attitude. You should spend more time here on board

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

If only I had time. Here have a Ninja Panda......

Fuck I miss having the time to photoshop!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

I salute your awesomeness

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

*courtseys*

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

hippy b3taday!

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Ta moit!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

This is superb!

*clicks* oh... shit i can't.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

You big silly

I like your brand of nonsense sir, keep 'em coming : )

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

New album out soon

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

I like this

this is good. but lacking freshness.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Haha

GMOS with a perm

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

haahaa!

goodly stuff.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Sidles in, posts bad pun, sidles out

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

PUNCAKEULAR!!!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

haha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

This is rather strange.

EDIT: I likes it though.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

That's both disturbing

and brilliant, haha!

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

gah!

*turns monitor off quick*

*hides*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

This

is approx 30% RIS and 70% ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

Ha!

Brilliant.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Wed 16 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

Haha.

/stats board quote

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

"It gave me a burning sensation"

/stats board quote

pfft

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

and then i wiped my cock on her still warm corpse

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

those jews have got a lotto answer for

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

I don't care if she IS allergic, the midgets are staying!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Jewish lotto?

*buys ticket*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

in a situation like that, i normally just shit in my mum's mouth

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha

is this your stats board best of?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

nah

but i get 'hahahaha' a lot, so i thought i'd try for something a bit different

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

It'll be "nah" tomorrow.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

WOOYAYHOUPLA!

splendid stuff

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

PunDay already...

Oh well then.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Right, you've done it now...

EDIT: Haha, it's HUGE!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

better than i love man

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

racist

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

pfft! Wine jokes YAY!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

That's cos the bread was his body

silly Jilly

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

exactly!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Pfft!

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

Crockit an Tibs

Biggars!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

'ning sir, and a hearty woo to you!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

'Ning!

Hope you're well.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

I'm splendid thanks.

Or as Purple Ronnie would say... I'm pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyface =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

speaking of odd turns of phrase

this made me snort with laughter

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

Haha, ace!

Word, dude. You well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

recovering from a horrible cold

so sort of, yes :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

'ning kenny!

Hows work? Still busy?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Hey dude!

*gives KW several weeks worth of backdated ruffles*

Work's still busy, but settling down - Last month's overtime was ridiculous; this month's will be paltry.

I'm getting a bit more time in the office again now, so I can post occasionally.

You well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

yea not too bad mate

I'm looking at buying lego at the moment. I feel that the child in me has been neglected.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Sounds like a plan!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

That said, all this new lego is shit.

Its practically made for you.
In my day we made spaceships purely with 2x2 and 1x4 blocks.
None of this custom made shit

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

Custom made?!

What manner of outlandish fuckery is this?

*investigates*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

You can't tell me these are made with standard blocks

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B000HHHT4Q/ref=dp_image_0/203-3115355-1127158?ie=UTF8&n=468292&s=kids

It takes away the fun if you can build it without the instructions

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

O_o

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

Hell yeah!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

I miss my lego now =(

I'm trawling ebay for those oldschool lego spaceships

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Hahaaa!

(now censored for the precious ones amongst us)
Edit:Wow! I have wasted a year of my life at this place!
I would not change a thing:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

always great

but at this early hour?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

Well the pool would be busy otherwise!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

'ning ghosty!

Good point about the pool there =)

How goes it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Busy busy busy

Getting the decorators to finish the last of the refurb off today and sorting out this new online booking thing we've just started using.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

Ooh, online booking?

Do you get to choose what kind of blankets?

a) Nice and soft
b) 100% SCRATCHY TORTURE
c) None

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

Little do you know that your choice defaults to B no matter what you pick.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

I know it well mate.

*remembers that night*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

Duvet aktwally

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Haha, that's excellent

but poss NSFW?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

nope.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

Well yes actually, it is.

Do you have a proper job?

Ah 'Australian business owner' I see. Right.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

The question really is "can he keep a proper job"

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

14 hours a day,

Building product distribution.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

Are you building the distribution, or distributing building products?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

the later.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

So you're an adult then.

Who can tell the difference between porn and notporn, presumably.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

Nice profile....

"that's the thing. I'm just not interesting. I am in the real world, where people bond over mundane things like using the same sort of fucking body spray, but not here on the internet, where people need....more, really....."

Fucking emo.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

*cries*

My feelings!

My poor internet feelings!

Excuse me while I pick up the broken pieces of my e-heart.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

*polishes cutlass*

*gives*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

whilst you are down there....

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

have you always been a troll or is it just for your b3taday?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

more a b3taday & escapeism from the real pressures of business life thing.

thanks for helping guys.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

life's a bitch eh

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

meh,

at the end of the day, I wouldnt change a thing.
Well, maybe, except for going into business 3 years ago with an embezeling fuck that I am in the middle of a fraud case against.
/been talking to the police again today blog.
/now works all on own & loves it blog.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

You use the word 'business' like it's a badge of honour

without ever saying what your wonderful company does. Are you selling your old shit on ebay you fucking massive entrepreneur?

When I was in 'business' ( construction, did ok thanks ) I did not have time to wipe my arse, see my kid or spend enough time with my wife, well, enough to stop her deserting me anyway, let alone spend a year trolling b3ta telling people about my business but actually reading like an adolescent cock.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

You're a hod carrier?

(

fuscous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

heehee!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

A YEAR OF NSFW

link it you cock

(also happy b3taday)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

Gimme a minute & I might trim 30 pixels off the bottom.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

in the mean time FUCKING LINK IT WANKER!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Channel that rage!

'lo micto. How've you been?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

settle down Max

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

'ning Muggles!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

'ning KW!

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogs!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

*falls over*

(

mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

See,

I edit just for you preshus:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

oh piss off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

you not lyke my edit?

there there diddums,
come here & rest your head on my cock whilst I spunk in your eye.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

Good grief!

/edit/ happy b3taday, obviously

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

thanks:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

I'm still not sure how I feel about that

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Now I do feel speshal,

I got the genuine Tahkcalb B3taday jpeg!
Thanks mate:)

Alot of effort went in to being signed up here for a year I'll have you know!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Happy B3taday Sir Pigeon Nipples

love the bodgy censor sticker! When was Tipper Gore on the board?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

Phwoar!

Where can I find that delicious porn? *pulls on overcoat and flat cap*

(Revels, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

WOO AND YAY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

Pfft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

that's awesome

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

Woo!

Yay!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

This

one-man-kittens-in-1980s-TV-show-vehicles-and-situations-bandwagon quite simply rocks my socks!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

^This^

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Hahaha! Woo!

I'm off for a fag... anyone care to join me?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

The Purrfessionals?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

hoorah!

fluff - check
transportation - check
80s TV nostalgia - check

I make that WOO!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahaha woo!

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mugatu, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

wootastic!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Hooray!

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Damn Kids!

always doing stupid things they learnt on the internets.

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sinisterduck, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

Have you seen the latest xkcd?

(Potatoman, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

haahahah

yes, now.

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sinisterduck, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

I'm sure you want to get your hands on this guy too...

My art hasn't been too hot of late, so apologies for the dodgy line work.

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

hahaha

I got one a few weeks back that actually made the entire DVD player shake so loud that you could barely hear what they were saying n the film

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

I bought one like that once.

Took it back to the shop, they put it on and it worked perfectly. The guy clearly didn't believe me, but he replaced it anyway.

/pointless story blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

I went to a shop once.

The subsequent transaction passed without a noteworthy incident.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

Gosh!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

'ningles mr kenny sir.

can i intrest you in a part share of a race horse?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

TotM to you Mr O'Fodin.

That sounds a mighty tempting offer. Can I hear more?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

it's basically a race horse that's at the end of it's days

it's either butchery for the meat or the glue factory.

just thought you might like to stock the freezer.

gordon ramsey says its a tasty meat.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

Haha! Class!

But now I've got Culture Club stuck in my head. Thanks.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

Bubble mixture kills DVDs as well.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Arf!

I think I know that guy...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

WOO!no apology needed, it ace.

i got halfway through national treasure and it knackered up, i've never finished that film.

damn you rental DVDs

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

HAHA!

The bastard

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

i bought a skip doctor machine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

don't forget to leave it sitting in the cat litter tray for a while

WOO!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

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