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# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Why b3ta gets borked on a Friday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ^ This
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# This please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# dunno
but I've rebooted the server and that normally fixes it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# It seems ok now, much better
gaz is back, and that's usually the first thing to go and the last thing to come back, so should be fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# BRAD PITT'S BAD PRITT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# VANESSA FELTZ PELTS CELTS WITH BELTS
reboot the server!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Why can't they reboot the server late at night when no one we care about is online
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# CAPSLOCK MAKES ME SOUNDS SEXUAL.
TREES DON'T GROW ON MONEY

CLICK HERE FOR FREE SPYWARE

KEEP THE TIME! STAPLE A WATCH TO YOUR FORHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# HarderFasterHarderFasterHarderFasterHarderFasterHarderFaster
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# JENNY AGUTTER'S BUTTER FLUTTER
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# RELAX: ALL THE CUNTS ARE AT GLASTONBURY
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# winnar.
glad to be back
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Clickety click, your dicks a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hurry up and get naked or die trying
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# dot cottons dot com cot con revisited
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Max Strength Cold & Flu Relief with added Nudity!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Bernard manning's been cremated. He now looks like a nigger.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# This
(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Pal/Chum/Matey confusion: Dog foams at mouth, kids bathe in meat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# BERNARD MATTHEWS IS NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter, the weekly highlight of your sad, sad lives.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# poo bum wobble botty nob nob sex
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# lollery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# nicked from
the Young Ones book, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Swearing makes you look street and cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# cimordnilap palindromic rettelswen at3b eht
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# isketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# If comedy was a house
This newsletter would be the contents of the suspiciously fresh mound of earth in the back of the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# 'About as appetising as spew noodles served with poo salsa'
And a generous helping of fanny mites?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter, stopping you leaving work early on Friday. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# MONKEYS FUNKY SPUNKY DUNKY
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# vegetable fritata or inedible rubbery solidified sick on a plate?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# More fun than twanging yer banjo string!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I'VE GOT A LOADED GERBIL AND AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
(Richard Gere)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ginger
ninja minges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# elephants pick the NUTS from your ass in the ZOO
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# massive peado ring broken, toysRus refuse to give refund.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# no mud in here, you crusty fuckwads
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# "A spunkbubble in every home!"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Bernard Mannings Funky Monkey Pants!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# This week
Our PM strives to show us a new improved government making firm strides to the future while keeping with our old policy's that have guided us for so long.

(ie nothing's changed but we're pretending it has)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# This happens to me a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Have a click!

*clicks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# it would be funny
If it weren't true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# That's brill
my gaz has fucked up- anyone elses?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# teh board is borked
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Aha, I was about to say
'oh and now my boards poo too'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# i think b3ta is having a dose of the wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Rob must be cleaning out the server hamsters again
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# just the 2 buttons? arf
anyone else having b3ta issues?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# yes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# T'internet issues in general...
It's all broke today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# here's a poor idea ruined at the last minute by selecting GIF rather than PNG
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Proud dad - one of my 8 yr olds made this !!!!!!!!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# The Exploited
AICMFP
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# speaking of
look what I bought last week for $1.00 !!!



the discs are in perfect condition, not 1 scratch.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Angelic Upstarts!
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# who killed
liddle towers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *fears the demonspawn*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
ace. If I have kids then I want them to make animated punk demon skeleton heads too!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# PUNKS NOT DEAD*
*actually, it is, but the exploited are still ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Wattie is a speed-crazed clueless twat
/put Exploited gigs on twice before, but never again.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# How many 8 year olds do you own?
You are a sweatshop AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# or
This week we've been drawing magenta cocks. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# OH YES
love this band - woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
#

BIG!

5 seconds of your time would be lovely please!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Hah, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I've got a feeling he'll go far :)

*click voted*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Ta muchly amigo.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Chaucer would have been a better weapon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# How's that?
He could have bored them to death? I've studied Chaucer for five years, and that's time I'm never getting back. Yes, I do feel bitter about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# rape ear wit?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Aceness! as ever


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# YO.......nder window breaks?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *breaks*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
that shakespeare. what a dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# 57 academics just punched the air
Yay Matazone! Loving it, as ever *smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Lawks!
What would Mr Trellis think? *smooshes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I like your style.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Nurse Sally vs The Tentacles, Page 46

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# It's not just an oddly shaped lifeguard then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# that guy
reminds me of my mate's ex... he was an odd chap...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# GOLF SALE ----->
wooyay - even if i don't understand it :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *Erection deflates like a punctured balloon*
More shithouse! Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
'ning JJ =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# This is not tentacle porn like I was lead to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssspecial filessssssssss
:P
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# stop taunting us.
us me
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# the whole world.
us. me
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# argh!
the excitement is killing me!
POST THE NEXT PAGE ALREADY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# tis tiny...
and woo
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# HUZZAH!
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# blimey is that thing still after her :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Nearly finished :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# cool :)

will you be inking it and making a book?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Might put it and the first into book form
But I don't think I'll have time to ink it.
Most people that have commented on it seem to like the scratchy pencil work, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *trolls back*

NOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU KILL THE SHITHOUSE BOYS?!!

:***(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# They were killed off way back in 2003 :)
……but a few Sh*thouse strips were posted up here on B3ta that carried the date 2004/5……wonder why that was?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Thumbnail looks like a worried face
Me likey :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# what's with the running!?!?!?
:D

ha ha

*catches up on SA*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Sally does not like teh tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# it's just first time nerves
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hmmm...
She must've seen too much hentai
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Cue the exploding school-girls.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hello You
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# why, heh~low!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Huzzah!
Nice to see this has made a return, although you do make the rest of us look bad. You need to draw some really crappy stuff to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# even easier
just go here
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# well that's this compo done then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# How tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I made in a form in access for mine
:(

tiz a sad git
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'm using Visual Basic Express 2005
In fact the same project as when I did that Hal 9000 thingy that was on the front page in the Office Art compo.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# aaaargh! COMIC SANS!
/predictable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Oh the irony
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# That links me to my b3tards account!!
Point taken!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# does it come with an option of having a pissy fit, deleting threads
and going in a mega strop..if anyone says anything against it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Whinge whinge whinge
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Can't provide the text too?! Jesus you think I'm made of time of something?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# TOAP seems to me like a very flimsy excuse to mock a picture.
Very flimsy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# It can be justified
If both pic and text are crap and/or unfunny.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# It's sprialling out of control!
There can't be many more toap puns left!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
I have no grievance against toap in general

It's the "20 seconds per entry on a new thread" frigging dialog boxes that are vexing me.

Click it, click it, click it. Who knows, if it front pages, they may be embarrassed into stopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# you don't get FPs if it's popular
this is not a democracy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I keep telling myself that.
It's how I cope with the grief of not FP'ing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Pffft.
nice idea but it's not our clicks that front page something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# no but my donation of £500 helped me
it was either that or a gold icon and compulsory blow job off rob
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# There's fuck all wrong with text on a picture
if it's done properly, with the right font and fits in with the general theme of the picture.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ^ this
Funny and toap are not mutually exclusive.

*draws Venn diagram to illustrate*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# * googles Venn diagram
(is a bit thick)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Private Eye
manage to front page TOAP every single issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# At the risk of sounding like every other forum-poster:
If you don't like it, you know where the door is. You aren't a mod, and those that are have not removed the entries. It is not against any rules. Bitching about it, and creating a new thread to whinge about pushing work off the board, is nothing more than a flimsy excuse to say "LOOK AT ME, I DON'T LIKE THIS, I AM SO DIFFERENT AND QUIRKY!"
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# About 300 posts too late... but its done now
(devilstick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Is that No Hand's cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Boingboingboingboing
Woo! Many congratulations, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# :O
congrats! Top anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# much much better late than never
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# In nearly 4 years! nNowt special!
Woo to anim though!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Goes back to lurking....
(devilstick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Quality not quantity my friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Excellent
super anim

next time please make with the nekkid
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Says you...
Micto knows how to do a proper celebratory post.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *struts*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *welds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# He showed his leg!
Below the knee!

I've shown more than that.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# i've shown more than that too
on more than one occasion
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# .....
Not the last one though...

As for me, I'm building up to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# this is great
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# cungrutulutiuns!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# very pretty
anim is good, too
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# boingy!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# nearly 400 but congratulmalationings anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Thats a fab milestone post
I'd go so far as to say GRAND... geddit... 1000... grand...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this about 4 years ago.. and thusly it's bindun to heaven and back I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# HAMMERTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# you cant have a woo
I've got the song in my head now.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *collaborates*
*listens*

I hear Ice is back with a brand new invention - wiggas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha
I just found this:

(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Haha!
Also: 'ning =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# this is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Heh.
TJ: This isn't worth its own thread...

When friends read your QoTW answers:


=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# eh?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# It's a gaz from a friend.
He's read one of my answers to this week's QoTW and thinks I'm a bit homosexual because of it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# He thinks that him reading one of your answers has turned you gay?
Sounds like an odd chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Arf.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
Profile for porky:

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send me a message


he's practically a real person. ignore his opinion
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Fab
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Well
we're all a *bit* homosexual
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pic linky?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# gazzed
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# YOU LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I READ THAT EARLIER
so, If the thought of happy young child getting squished under a BMW upsets you slightly, you're gay?


hmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Or even..
before you go and break my heart.
or
jump before look and go an make a fool out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Tony Blair, Peace Envoy ?


Blog & Archive

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7326888
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# oooh :)


[edit]

and happy b3taday meester :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# woo
and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Political, and funny.
You are Steve Bell. AICMFP.

Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Haha
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Incidentally, the bow and arrow is the weapon of choice for the antichrist
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# :O
That's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# thank you
large version available here if you want :

www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/427
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Do you mijnd if I send that to my dad?
He'd love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# no problem
help yourself :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# now that's bloody quality right there!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# now that's bloody quality right there!! :)
/recycling
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Now that's cocking genius right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Wallpaper sized?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# largest I have
www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/427

click on the small pic on the site for larger

there's another blair one there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ooooo
ta
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Cayke?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *needs hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Ask a lady of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *hugs*
whys?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Because I'm just tired of the fight
One of my best friends decided to be pissed off at me, and now they seem to just be waiting for me to make the slightest mistake to justify their belief
...regardless of whether that is a true mistake, or even fits with what they already know about me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# aw
I know people like that

gits, mainly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah, well I never thought they were
We wouldn't have been friends otherwise

I just don't know what more I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *industrial-strength hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Sounds familiar.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# fuck'em
if they're that petty, cut them loose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ^ this
It makes more room for decent friends. :)
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *hugs*
Yeah, it happens every now and then, apparently nice people turn out to be twats. Not your fault and unlikely to be anything you can do about it. Probably best to just be a bit annoyed then forget about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *enhuggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Taking the peace more like.
Woo!

And happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# happy B3taday Beau!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# haha
harpy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Gosh, 5 years
Happy b3taday.

And woo!
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# haha nice

happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# You're too good at this whole lolitics thing.
Far too good :D

And a very happy b3taday to you as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Happy B'day B
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# help me write the newsletter, fill in the XXX bits
: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* PISS TIME CHALLENGE - J-Rod writes, "Ever
took a long piss the morning after a long
night at the pub. Sometimes it feels like
you're in front of the toilet for a solid
couple of minutes. Film your wizzes
(showing genitalia not necessary) and
compete for the world record!"

* XXX
* XXX

-------------------------------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Jimmy Carr weeping silently at a funeral.
Oh, something to make?


Er......fuck knows.


I'm no help at all, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# rip-off merchant

    GOLDENFANJITA'S
       TEXT TIME

  suggestions please
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oooh, something onomatopoeic please
'lo Fanj
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# 

********************
      PLOP!
********************
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
JOKES ARE FUNNIER THAN TECHNIQUE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# My Mum With a Cardboard Box on Her Head
I don't know where this is supposed to lead.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Meat helmet!
how much meat can you wear on your head in one go? provide pictorial evidence and a champion will be announced next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Does the meat of my head count?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# How much is there?
It's supposed to not be attached in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Enough to cover MY ENTIRE SKULL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Ah but is it detachable?
If so, yes, it counts, but evidence will need to be provided.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# :( no....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Probably just as well...
That would really freak people out if you just detached the top of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# That'd be WICKED
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hang on a sec then...
*goes off to get small knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# no
it'd give you an unfair advantage.

and also isn't a meat helmet when you sneak up behind
someone who is sitting in a chair and put your cock
on top of their head?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Why would you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i wouldn't
it was a canadian friend of mine who told me about it.
you know what those canadians are like.
wacky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Well...
It could be that instead if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Master Of Turnips does nothing interesting at all
Here is a montage of his posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# "b3ta loses the plot and goes arty!"
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Find Maddy
Convince a newspaper or tv station that you've got phographic evidence she's still alive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# This^
Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# a vile?
O_o
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Or "Who can kidknap the best Maddie look-a-likey and convince the McCanns it's their daughter"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Wrong. Ten shades of wrong.
*mops up tea from monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# ^this^
With added "Please can we have this please?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# lots of love, god save the queen xxx
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ahhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hehe
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# or how about
The Queen Elizabeth Effigy Show

Last week those wacky funsters in Pakistan were seen burning effigies of our esteemed Queen. Make a tv show showing her getting her own back. Post it on youtube.

Or:
www.effigies.com
Where do those wacky fundametalists get their effigies so quickly? Set up an online shop. First one to get a fatwa against them wins.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
can you curl off more than a foot of turd?
extra points awarded for style and coiling
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# oh god i got "goatsed" the other day
with a video of a chinese/japanese lady doing a foot long poo and eating it

don't ask me why i watched it for that long
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# It's like Punk'd with lube and grunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# if she dumps into a clear glass dish which nearly overflows
shes japanese.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# there is a website for this.
www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/month.html
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Pets on skateboards


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Find places no-one has heard of Madeleine McCann
Plot the results on Google Earth.

Extra points if they're not in Antarctica or Uzbekistan.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# what about
Khazakstan?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i bet it draws a giant cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# the not blinking world record
stands at about 2.5 minutes. break it!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I could beat that eas... *blinks*
bollocks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# i thought that mr hat sir
but lasted half a minute. the trick is to revolve your eyes to imitate blinkage.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Grass eating
Survive on a diet of grass (not the drug) for an entire three weeks to see what the effects are.
Keep an online diary, perhaps with video footage to show how the experiment is progressing. Describe the sensation of chewing cud.
At the end of the three weeks, answer the question that everyone will be asking; can you be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# What if you're already female?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Photographic evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Cheeky bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Is that the pose you would adopt
for the photo?

*fills in Razzle model release form whilst waiting for photo*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# cant chew
the cud as we dont have multiple chambers in our stomach
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# : STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* Make a 4 chambered stomach and survive off cud
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Speak for yourself.


*enjoys multiple chambers*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# you bragging
about your rumination abilities again?
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# stick sellotape to your front door, and unwind it on your commute to work
see if your journey is longer than a whole reel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# That would only involve
coming down to the cellar.
A reel would last me months.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# You are either a wine merchant or a crazy person
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's the
CELLAR OF RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# How long's the average roll?
If I did that on the bus I'd cause many accidents. Or a lorry'd snap the tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# pffft
gain points for trapping humans in it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# How long is a roll of sellotape anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# 66 m
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Prove your alliegence...
by designing a patriotic birthday card for Her Majesty... including three randomly generated pictures, one of which must include the words Iraq and Bush int he search parameters

...or something less shit?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# are you asking me to stand in the toilet with a camera?
what? no...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Sneak your own 'products' onto Tesco shelves, complete with barcodes and shelf labels
record the results
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# If I could vote
I would vote for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# people keep leaving umbrellas in the shop
and people keep asking to buy them... im gonna sell one, one day! :D
edit : i once sold my managers hat thinking it was stock - shh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Why do all second hand games consoles smell the same?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# film yourself having a wank
then post the video to a made-up address

see if you get on the news
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Partner Tracking
A few weeks ago, a guy attached a camera to a cat with a timer to see what it was up to.
Do the same with your beloved half and see what they are up to when they pass the catflap!
(duck Quack !, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# feature
nuts2zoo.co.uk/index.php

to commemorate bloggerheads now being ripped off.

With added recording of Zoo employee talking sweet to me on the phone.

Thank you everyone - I didn't realise it was my birthday :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Bah! to being ripped off!
but Huzzah! Happy B3taday!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Heh.
28 visits from Emap yesterday and the day before... but they won't answer my emails or return my calls.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# i bet they're not the only people though
i think i'd ignore you if you came after me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ah, but you see....
... people often miss Chapters 1-4 of events at Bloggerheads. It usually starts with a polite request or a reasonable question... it's generally *after* this is ignored that I 'go after' people.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# fair enough
i'd still be hiding mind
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# silly interwebber
hiding is not ignoring

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# LOVE SONGS FOR SHOCK SITES
Write and perform a song including any of the following words in the chorus; [goatse, tubgirl, etc. list]. Who knows? It may well chart and corrupt a generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# an ode to lemon party?
/voms
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Hmm,...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# how does one pronounce "goatse"
is it "goats", "goat-se" or "goat-suh"

this is important for rhyming purposes
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# goat see ...
...i believe...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I've always pronounced it 'goats'
so that it can become 'goatsex' with the original domain name. That might just be me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# goatse
So people know what I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Goat-se of course
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Behind the scenes footage of 'Wizbit'
Showing the deleted episode 'Debbie Does Woolly', some scrapped magic tricks involving Wizbit's kinky point, and the paparazzi photos that eventually got Paul Daniels in the clink.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *rape someone famous and tell us about it!
*make fun of a blonde person than draw him crying and send it to us. rewards are present.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# how long does a fart smell for in a jar?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# now this is PROPER
science! I'm gonna get me a beeeg jar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# can you get a trumpet to parp...with your parps?
film it pucker up and let us see
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Make some cupcakes
and take them to the local children's home.

B3ta can be about giving back too. :)
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# with added e numbers...let the chaos begin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
#
numbers
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# You missed out this part:
laced with LSD
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# FT-IR scans of farts.
Wish I'd kept them.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Did you fart into a bottle of KBr or bubble it through nujol?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Neither.
We had a gas sampling cell.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Crimewatch with canned laughter
I'd like to see a studio audience added to shows which shouldn't have one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# :D

This is a delightful suggestion, but has already been adopted by sitcoms on BBC1 and ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# it turns out that
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps is a comedy. I'd never have guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^this
Topical too, as Nick Ross has just retired from it.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# retired?
wasn't he given the boot?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I stand* corrected



*slump in a chair
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
#
retired
been "Moira'd"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *likes*
I watched M*A*S*H on DVD last night, and it allows you to switch off the laugh track. It's quite spooky minus automated laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That's quite a trendy feature.
More of this please, Entertainment Industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# The
laughter is there to tell Americans when a comic situation has occured in case they cant work it out for themselves
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Do farts reverberate through a megaphone?
Prize for the loudest & most damaging
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Can you dig a hole right to the centre of the earth?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# and let's face it
who hasn't tried this
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Extreme Mooning
Dear Jim,

I would like to see someone's arse pressed against the glass of Gormley's Blind Light sculpture.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Make a simple anemometer
( www.teachingonline.org/anamometer.html )
And measure TRUMP SPEED with it!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Or,
climb up your local remote roadside weather station and piss in the rain gauge, while blowing really hard on the anemometer thingy and shining a torch at the light gauge. Take a thermos of hot water for the thermometer thingy, too.
See if it gets on the news. Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
most elaborate deception ever

*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I would do this
But I don't know of any of them around here :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# How about
Amusingly shaped fruit and vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# go to the sniffiest, most poncy shop you know
hang around outside

then stick your bogeys to its window and wave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# John Travolta's Electro-Magnetic Glans
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Weigh your own head using the Archimedes principle
then start a website where other people can do the same, submit pictures and weights and start a graph.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Or use the
Bigley technique.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ooooooo!
hostage-y.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Peter Andre
Sanding down his crusty buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Reclaim the Olympic Logo
The London Olympics logo is based on graffiti. I'd like Grafitti artists to claim this style back by tagging the logo all over trains, monuments and busses.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Oh, that's evil. Those straight lines are perfect for the window-scratching method that is so popular with today's youth tomorrow's athletes.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Teenagers holding their breath until they pass out.
Whilst filming the whole thing and sticking the result on youtube.

When we get a wave of these, the headlines will be fun. and B3TA will get known for getting stupid kids to do things for our grooming needs.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# THE FORBIDDEN DOCUMENTARY
Make a film about places where you are not allowed to film, starting with McDonalds and working your way up to secret U.S. bases. Try to interview everyone who refuses to let you film.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# How many comdoms can you fit over one hand
like a game of gloves... but with man sheaths!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# have you any idea how expensive this would be.

femidoms, make a sofa out of a single femidom
and pose your family on it while they watch telly
ala. royal family
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Family Clinic = Free Johnnies.
Provided you don't tell them you want to do this stunt, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Not a good idea
www.myscienceproject.org/condoms.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Mingers with dinners
A website of photos.

Funny snaps taken of fat people when they are eating in the street.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
There's something so satisfying about watching fat people eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Confusing grannies with porn
Pretend to be an authority on censorship advising grannies at a bus stop that Razzle is the new Sunday suppliment in the Indepenant and record the results and complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# FREE COLOUR SUPPLEMENT DAY*
Take copies of Razzle, slip them into the Daily Mail at your newsagents and document the results.

* Not a real suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# and you
have done that too!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i think
you have done this mr jecster, haven't you?
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# VIdeo yourself dry-humping a range of inanimate objects in public areas
such as a pub jukebox, a shop window, a train ticket machine, etc.

Double the playback speed.

Add the theme tune to 'The Flumps' as a soundtrack.

Send it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Or the...
...Benny Hill chase music, "Yakety Sax" for comic effect :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# What's for dinner . com
for when you're nearly out of food and have no idea what to make with the seemingly unrelated items you have left.

a wiki-type database where you can input the meagre contents of your cupboard and/or fridge and it'll find you meal ideas or recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# What a good idea.
If it hasn't already been done somewhere... patent it! Quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# This was on the links board a few weeks ago
Although it kept suggesting "bacon surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# oooh, does it exist?
got the link? or remember what it was called?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Alcohol free beer at work.
Keep a crate (or 2) of alcohol free lager under your desk at work, and drink repeatedly throughout a week at work, including during meeting / Tele conferences / staff interviews etc.
Make no secret that it is Alcohol Free, so that everyone knows it is Kaliber (or whatever). Keep a diary or the meetings your manager calls you in for. Include transcriptions of your justifications ("But it's alcohol free!" / "Ginger beer is OK, why not this?")

I'm genuinely curious what would happen. (But not enough to actually try this myself).
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# heheh
there's a bottle of Absinthe in our office kitchen

booze outweighs tea by about 2:1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Is that PISS one real?
If not it could be whipped up into a game for the Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# DrZaarlon...would like to inquire...
...What Are We? Your News Letter Writing Bitches?

www.helpmrwritemynewslettercosImalazyginger.com

[heheh.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# HOW LONG CAN A TODDLER HOLD IT'S BREATH UNDERWATER?
We ask Madaline to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Muslim Taunting
Is there anyone stupid enough out there to tell veiled women how sexy they look?
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# compo it? .... nah...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# now do 'never the T.W.A.I.N.'
*is sure most people won't have seen it*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# that's for scanners etc right
it stands for something ridiculous but i can't think
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Wiki...
The word TWAIN is not officially an acronym; however, it is widely known as a backronym for "Technology Without An Interesting Name".
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# yer just found that
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# haha
clever geeks

just like GNU
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# wassat stand for then
edit: dunno why i ask when i can look it up in 2 seconds

i like recursive acronyms
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I thought it was an animal
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# GNU's Not UNIX
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# i know
but what does the GNU bit stand for?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7326808

*senses recursion*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# GNU's Not Unix
it's a recursive acronym...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# what am I?
You're 80s sitcom/anacronym mash up bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# or 'the cruel scsi'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Isn't that Killing Knife
supposed to point away from you?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# i'm like jack palance in 'shane'
pick up the pun, go on. Pick it up

*shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!


Edit: although Sinden would have pronounced it:
"Yi cyouwn git myi scyianna to wyirk"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# and then waggled his pursed lips for 3 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# pfft!
Anyone else remember "Whoops there goes my knighthood" from Viz?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha
Donald Syndon ends up wanking on stage in front of the queen, through a series of hilarious mishaps.. I prefered The Adventures of Prince Philip though.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# What, the
terrible, TERRIBLE TERRIBLE sitcom about antique dealers with Donald Sindon and Windsor Davies?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# yup!
haha it really was awful
*does the sinden facial twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# And they weren't gay
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# They were in-laws
his was shagging the other one daughter,I think
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah, sounds about right
Wasn't she suppossed to be a bit fit?

Or am I misremembering...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Prolly
in an early 80's way
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# TITS from outter space...
can't be bothered to shop boobies into it... etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# such a lazy day


Click for bigger (81KB)
degree exam results come out today so don't expect me to be in any normal state later.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# a shave and an ear-ectomy
and those ladies have a chance of being rather tasty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# You'd turn them down?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# think of the
fur in the shower every morning you wake up.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I live with a very hairy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# my mum?
Always wondered where she was staying these days.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i keep meaning to ask
how the venn diagram went?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Awesomely.
All the men proved themselves to be complete girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Good, good
I'm sure the hat i was wearing didn't help that :)

Well, as long as the two of you had a big laugh
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# We did.
You may or may not be in it...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# that's what th badge says...
:o)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Not in a laughing at way
Do you have a badge, Fenris?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# yup
pasted it in the other day.. now i feel special... so the doctors turned out to be right

/voices
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# But WHY won't you tell us?!
We want to know! Boo hoo hoo!

Heh, bless your hearts, I'm only joking
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^This!
And he moans about my hair!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Manwife wouldn't dare.
His hair's way longer than mine anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Does he get embarrassed at the swimming pool, beach, and other places where shirt-removal takes place in public?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Nah
He's not got much hair on his chest or belly, he's got sort of furry trousers. It starts just below his waist sort of thing.

And he's got very hair feet, it's dead cute. He's my fawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# as is, yes
i magine they probably smell, and may hagve rabies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# The frothing could be quite sexy
Get them to giver you a blowjob and you could imagine you were a hot frothy milk machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# oh dear
i must have been here for too long cos my first thought was a joke about 'foaming at the mouth'

/coat
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# you wouldn't have thought he'd have been so picky.
what with the disfigurement and the chode
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# my mum says i'm handsome!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# you are indeed a special little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Doesn't make you any less of an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hello gorgeous
how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# good ta!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# unshaven (just how you like it)
Sitting in a towel, trying to get the will power to head into uni, before drinking heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# So you like shaven squirrel tails eh?
perv.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Gah, you beat me to it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# no, that was Archie . . .
that was Archie . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ah yes
a tail-ectomy too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i dunno
i reckon it'd come in handy...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# good for
balance anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# helpful if you need a glass of water halfway through as well
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hooray! i hope you have a desmond.

in a good way.

looks like you could compete with DTH on these pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# the people's degree!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ppfftt
not likely, besides he is the man with the puns.

the sometimes awful...puns
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Good luck man.
Remember, the point of uni has nothing to do with the actual degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# it did for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# No drinking?
No sexual experimentation?
no traffic clothes or trousers made of hemp?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# You can do all that
and still get a degree, though.
It's win-win!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I did none of that...
Was teetotal after the first three months until about a year ago.

Never had a traffic cone.

Never had clothes made from hemp.

Got together with someone a few months in, am still with them today - hence no experimentation.

Although I have a decent degree, I think it could be argued that I failed Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I didn't go to uni, I had to go out get a job.
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# And from what I've read on here...
you win by a long way.

Ah well, it wasn't my money anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Nah
I desperately want to go. At some point I will, but until then I'm saving my pennies for my OU thing.

I don't know which yet though, I'm terrible at making decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Fair enough...
It's certainly not something I regret despite the above folorn wails.

Pick whatever seems most interesting - all degrees are fucking useless anyway so you may as well get soem intellectual stimulation out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# We didn't do traffic cones
we did FOR SALE signs for some unknown reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Well... thinking about it...
a mate of mine did steal a set of traffic lights.

He got them to work as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# BEST. JOKE. EVER.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i love
those two furry sluts.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# A-Tuin!
Oooh dear, he's lost the discworld.

Edit- OH! Hahahaha, bonza.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# of the heart!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *turns around*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *falls apart*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *gets a little bit terrified*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *checks filename*
*spangs self*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# tortoise with a pie on its back on the moon
I don't get it


ahhhhhhhhh

I'm off to t'shop for Chocolate - who's with me?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Memememememememe
But I don't know what I want

*dithers*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream!
Always!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *wail*
*shoots herself in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Marriage = Shitty relationship you would never choose to be in?
I simply don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Sex on demand!


Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Except not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Only for the woman!
cos men don't turn it down
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# It's when some men take that too seriously
And think it's their inalienable right as a husband to rape their wife that the problem starts.


/downer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I'm not having any problems so far
But then it hasn't been a year yet. I never understand a lot of the stereotypes either...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I quite like it.
Well the commonlaw thing we're doing at the mo.

But it's in the pipeline...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I've been married 6 years tomorrow
and I hate the fucking bitch*


* lies!
Shit if she saw this post i'd be dead!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Then lets talk blackmail...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Ooh! Happy anniversary!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Ta!
We're going to a posh resturant!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# i'd never thought of that until you said!
*gets divorce*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Clearly.
(Spui, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# SkUG for sale
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ^this


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# 14 years here
No complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Nowt wrong with marriage in theory
I just don't get why so many people use it as an excuse to hate people they were once in love with.

My post was a bit rude, the pic did make me laugh, I was just expressing my confusion at the actual stereotype
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Marjorie!
The bitch...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# It's not Marjorie.


It's Derek.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# lol
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# better...
...he's having an affair with the mainframe from the third floor.
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# aceness!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I'd click
But it's like looking into my future and it scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# haha!
Brilliant.
(Spui, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Being rolling out at stores across the land

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hem hem
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Haha!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Oh, very good
*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Apologies for shitness and length
Really, really struggled getting the motivation for this one. And it shows!
Firstly
Secondly
Nowly:

"Clank" said Mr Bigs
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Gosh,
how very wacky.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Another for the challenge


Like, which one is it?

I couldn't decide whether to put each image on a single post or not. Happy polly logies.

And the next one...you know, computer errors are always useless, so why don't make them already like this:

(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# please show working
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# ?
What does that means?
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# DID YOU EVER GO TO SCHOOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It means
he wants you to show him your workings.

workings cock
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# What is 4 + 9 - 3?
Instead of just putting '10'

you put

4 + 9 = 13
13 - 3 = 10

Didn't you do any exams ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# what is this about?
You mean I should have put all the images on a single post, that's it? If so, is just I'm a "L" and I thought it'd be easier to vote if the images were on separated posts...I mean, you put 'em all on a single, which one do you vote? You know what i'm saying?
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I know the words you're using...
Hardly the same thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# slow down there, Trigger
no conclusions should be drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Or written down
Or fed to a pigeon
Or made to entertain Arabian businessmen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# In fact
I use english only to paedo 13yrs around on the MSN, so maybe I didn't understand what you were trying to tell me. But if it was something good...thanks...I suppose.
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# GIFS HAVE FRAMES THAT WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# got my first graphics tablet today
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# and you didn't draw a cock first?
shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# He looks like a cock to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# enjoy
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# you think (s)he did that with a mouse?
disagree, how?
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I disagree
that this should be the first image shown from said new graphics tablet.

THERE ARE RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# oh, back the to cock thing.
fair nuff.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# i did it useing alias scetchbook
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# FROOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# you did that with your first ever graphics tablet?
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# why thankyou captin
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# very zen
edit zengood
+:) note: that is not a man of the church but +smiley
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# doesn't look anything like my graphics tablet
*confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# lolzor
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# it is tradition to draw a cock with the first tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# scritchy-scratch
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Pinocchio rake hands
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# It's good he's got rake hands.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Noseybonk!
*gets music stuck in head*
GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# itchy
scratchy
tasty
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Reminds me of the game Full Pipe.
full pipe characters
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# One workday morning...
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# He looks ready for love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You dirty minded hussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You dirty minded hussy, SIR
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I thought you were one 'o them females. Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Still no excuse for subordination.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# are they eloping?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# They could be.
I don't know, I'm not....fucking.....Sade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Ahem.
Sadé.

Ashley.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I meant Slade anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# umm..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Bizarre!
Love it :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# :)
IK set up is hard even on a line fellow.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# IK?
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# inverse kinematics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse_kinematics


used to put 3D bits to gether. them move them about a put.

Thats toystory and shrek in a nutshell
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

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