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I bring you human/animal integration on moreauesque scales. Presenting...

...Hen Stefani!

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

Seams like a good point to go for a cuppa.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)

always!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

milk and none please

I've discovered that sugar takes away the taste
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

yays!

i love a good count down!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

you just want me to reply

I won't fall for it
ah fucksticks
₈

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:13, archived)

giggles

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

Do Jeane Tripple-Hornbill

I won't ask you again

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)

seamless!

and with sexy results.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)

Your outlook terrifies me sir

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)

It's the way he's made the calendar blue

FREAK

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

they say great minds think alike.

apparently really sad ones do too..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

you should see my powerpoint.

/coat

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

such a hot chick

*badoom crash* lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

looks more like a cock to me

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

hmmm cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)

where are her breasts?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)

Bindun?

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)

kill yourself?

why, shit factories are one of lives little joys

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)

hmm

maybe its an emo pregnancy test? lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)

lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

hehehehehe i hope it's not actually happened! (;

mind if i do a little TJ?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

I'm only having puppies. EVER.
rock on

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

I doubt it.

Haha though.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

Fluffy teim.

They love you. Oh, they do.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

Mofaha?

That's nice

What are they looking at?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)

someone masturbating?

like ceiling cat

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

i don't have a ceiling cat

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

Go out and buy one this instant young man!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

no, i mean,

my ceiling is just brick and support beams

/250 years old

(no room for him - he needs space to stretch out)

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

get him some ninja climbing gear

problem solved

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

theres no point

i'm not even home for the next 3 days - out camping

maybe i'll put him in my bag and let him roam the campsite

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)

Probably a squirrel. With tits.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)

sorry

I realise how shit a word "nice" is.

Dirty perve pusses!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)

When I was in year four

if you said 'nice' you got lines. 'I will not use the word nice when there are far better alternatives' 100 times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

what a wonderful expression!

edit: recovered it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

bbc sport?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

Come on, Tim!

Oh, wait.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

Niiice

Who's a pretty boy then!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

He's got Dot Cotton's teeth!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

this makes me wet

and not in the aroused sense

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

nah

I took it as a compliment.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

interesting bookends

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)

They do that all the time.

They're like those creepy twins from The Shining.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)

KILL THEM WITH STICKS!

or give them kippers, depending on your mood

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

arh..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

hahahahhahaha

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

Now I *am* afraid.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

you're one of them!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

Yes

The one on the left. I clearly can't keep anything from the internets.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

this makes me wet myself

in the bad way

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

There's a bad way?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

yes

but the less said the better, I need a towel

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)

Well at least I don't have to remove offending articles this time

and then hold you under the shower.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)

I still can't walk straight

but it was a fun night

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

You can't walk straight

because of your rickets, and that growth on the side of your head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)

you mean my ears?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

THOSE ARE EARS?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)

*hides with hands*

*runs away in tears*
I HATE YOU ALL!
₁₃

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)

Er....I thought they were sex flaps!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)

just because you can use them to stop yourself falling off

doesn't mean you can call them that!
₁₁

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)

I think they're nice

Sort of sad and droopy, like a basset hound. Awww.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

/mop

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

whatever happened to mofohaha?

this is great

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

I've been wondering that myself

I enjoy the mofahas.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)

fluff?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

FLUFFAH

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

aww poor we cross eyed dog

he wonders why his toy taste like cat food

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)

fluffah tiem yes. but no slugs please.

EDIT: Apologies to FOOF for the blatant copying of eye technique...

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

But he's rather marvellous

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)

why thank you!

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

Fluffeh!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

Go on the Timothy

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

The Captain is going to chew you a new dungchute

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

She is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

Sounds like fun

:-)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

didn't i see that you suggested

and old school pritt stick and scissors challenge.
we have a winner.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

Fuck yes

I've clicked it already.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

oh you TART

I THOUGH IT HAD BEEN CHOSEN AS THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE AND I WENT TO CHECK THE FRONT PAGE

*cries bitter, cold, acidic tears of disappointment*

Edit: Click now folks, to avoid further disappointment! :) www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post82054/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

bless your heart

i'll make a special picture for you as consolation, the old way, justa like mumma used to make.

i clicked it, i think./ have now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

\o/ yay

Cake AND Ice Cream! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

YES fantastic this please

Dear lord yes.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

Praise be, Sis!

edit: and the amount of pearoasts will be virtually null :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

Hurray!

Yay for fun and primary school

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

I already did click it, but just for you I went and clicked it again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

*mwAH!*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

*is kissed*

Oh I feel all giddy and flushed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

Blimey, can't wait for the next Dixon-attended bash then :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

If you were going to one

I'd endeavour to be there for that reason.

Plus so I could say goodbye properly this time (that sounds dead ominous)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

need more bashes not so far south so I can attend without taking out a loan

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

and not too far north

because i haven't got a pair of waders

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

Hmmm, where could we find such a magical place?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)

and close to a major UK airport

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)

....Luton?

It's a horrible place though.

Birmingham's fairly central, and it's got an airport.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)

Port Stanley

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

Who whaty?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

Can't wait till I have money again to goto another

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

I'd like to meet you, you seem like a rather rambunctious chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

I don't know about that

I'm as shy as the day is long
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)

i know, london

i wanted to have a rounders day in the park or something equally as silly, but i see there's one in a couple of weeks, mostly talkers and i'll be in spain anyway.
i might dream up a date a few weeks later and see what happens.
any one any suggestions for location, would be handy if there's tent room nearby

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

I will be sat on my arse watching the rounders then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

same here

it's far too energetic for me and i'd spill my tea, but you know the sort of thing, fun for all the family, much like the one that's already planned.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

We can sit under a tree and sip tea and talk about the Archers or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

Ooh can I join?

I'm not a sporting type

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

Definitely.

Tea?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

TEA

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8QSiyQ02Xc

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

Didn't mean to scare you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)

Man, it'd take a lot to scare me like that :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

Frabjious joy!

You may get a real glomp when I see you next. That'll be quite scary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

I actually have no idea what a glomp is

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)

Sort of like a running hug.

well, a hug with a run up.

F'ristance

DIXON!
*runs*
*jumps and hugs*

^that

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

How *much* of a run up exactly?

OK, you've found my scare button :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

ha ha *Cleeeeek*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

*mwAH!*

*lingers a few seconds too long*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Phwoar!

*slips tounge*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

ooh i have a good one for that!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

Cool

I don't have a clue haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

my art project went to a standstill at one point

so our teacher made us go through magazines and take out letters to make a sentence - i went off at a tangeant and made a retarded excuse for a human and gave it a fist for a cock

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

clicked

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

Mr Queen...you have an icon :)

And hello to everyone else

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

YOU

Have I even seen you on here since the meet?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

errrmmmmm....yeah...for about 2 weeks

then I decided that if I was ever going to get the loft planned and built I better stop ~~wasting~~ spending all my spare time on b3ta

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Aha

I knew you'd offski'd.

Well it's good to have you back. How is the loft?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

It's a bastard...the bloody stairs don't fit

the mongtards made the risers to big...*sobs*...I'm going to have to custom build myself

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

The arseholes.

I'd help, but I'm a splinter magnet and you'd only have to deal with me whining like a little girl.

Oh I'm sorry mate, that's poo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

No worries...they were crap stairs anyway :)

and I have Mrs the Bun's excellent brother here as chief builder

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

*claps*

Yay for Mrs The Bun's brother!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

bollocks to stairs

poles is where it's at

I need a good builder too, otherwise my flat is going to fall apart cos of al my half-arsed attempts at doing itup

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

or wear platform shoes.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)

9 foot platform shoes

what an aceicle idea

edit: Right I must away to my labours...byall

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)

*hugs and snuggles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

good day good sir

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

Hello cutiepops

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

hello chief,

i've always had an icon, these are from a fresh batch released today.
was wondering where you'd gone you haven't been around much of late.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

see above :)

Bloody hell...I just realised it's 2 years to the day I gave up smoking...I've saved about £5500

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

*looks at packet of fags*

*packet of fags smiles nervously*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

well done sir

spend some of your saving, and you too could be the proud owner of a new icon, but not this one, i fear it'll become too common.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

I dunno...

The sheep seems to be the most popular at the moment..

We're the only two Hitlers I've seen, and mine was only to try out my hat on him.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

I did consider Hitler

But then since I live in germany people might get ideas

I prefer my cock though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

Hello

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

Hiya :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

damn you!

I really like that icon

I will stick with mah r'coooooon

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

NEW ICONs!

ftw

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Would be nice

Won't let me have one :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

NO MORE PISSING TENNIS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

^ this

tennis = boring

I'm going out in a minute but I feel fat and ugly, what shall I wear?

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

not only that

but it makes the sky rain.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

A corset.

If you don't have one, may I suggest kitten heels, little black dress and beautiful make up. If you don't want people to look at the rest of you, do the face to the nines.

But I don't think you're fat or ugly, so meh- I'd say bin bag but you wouldn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

I don't own a corset

Or a little black dress

Or kitten heels

I will trowel on the slap though. :)

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Yay!

Do bright summery eyeshadow.

Ok- nice crisp shirt, jeans and some sort of heels.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

I've got all of those things :)

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

*pats bum* off you pop then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Don't go out!!

I just made my 7k picture!! only 41 more posts to go!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

Fuck, I've just missed my 20K

I'll make a picture when I get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

My 15k is coming up

really soon :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

Really:?!

Naked time?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

I may keep my clothes on one of these milestones

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Just?

Only by as much as some people post in a whole year!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

I was on about 19 and a half yesterday

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

That's why you're top of the stats!

I've got to save up my nekkid for 5k now.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

MSN it to me then

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Sorry no special treatment

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

I don't know what clothes you have...

So I can't really recommend anything in particular... however - as you are neither fat OR ugly, I can't see that being a problem.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

fat and ugly?

don't talk daft

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

What's wrong with tennis?

There are worse sports out there.

I likes teh tennis.

www.b3ta.com/board/7344580

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

I take it he lost then?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

NO, rain stopped play

but its a foregone conclusion really init!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

Don't really follow it

all i know is everyone loves him till he loses

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

that's what we said Monday and yesterday

Who's laughing now?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

intamaweb says and rain has stopped the match

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Thus it is gospel

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

Chase me, chase me!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Fucking hell

*projectile-pukes*

edit: is ace though... have a click

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

You better not have still been on my lap then, boyo

I'm not into the Roman stuff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

Isn't that what the bucket was for, under my head?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

That was for later ;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

Yeah baby.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Hahaha!

He's got Parkinsons!

(

Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

I like to think

that in some way

we all have :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

I knnnowww I

haavvve

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

Cameraman's on the back of the bike in front...???

It seemed to work in my head!

:)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

you should make the background move to the right

to give the impression of forward movement.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Thats so beautiful I could cry.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

hahaha

& hahaha

(

WOLF .™, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

he's bouncing up and down like some kind of maniac!!!

I find this amusing

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

Hell Yeah!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

My eyes hurt...

...but I like the pic, have a click!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

yay for duncan norvelle in a panda suit

brilliant!
and another *click

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

A bouncing motorbike with a panda on top

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

WAAAH

this is rather good

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

hahaha lovely

and have a well earned relaxing cocktail afterwards

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

Aieeee!!

Also, WOO!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

(

Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

RESULT!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

hahahaha!

ris? but what the hell.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

I was testing an animation technique.

I failed.

(

Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

what more do you want, blood?

FAIL!!!!!!!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

no idea, but haha!

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

cor

look at him danse!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Henmania

apologies for...the whole post, probably bindun

(Lt_Mof0, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

Fuck off Tim

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

I'd like to follow this with some Tiny Tim reposts

just to annoy you. But luckily for you my server appears to be down.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

God bless us, every one

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

Tiny Tim?!

You don't mean the music of, do you?

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

first thing that came into my head

to replace tiger Tim is all.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

Ah, tis ok.

I don't think anyone's heard of him except me and my cunt of an ex.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Tip toe

through the tulips?

(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)

And how are you today good sir?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

Not bad at all

still recovering from Glasto a bit, but otherwise in fine fettle.

How's your hairy self?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

Ah Glastonbury blues as usual

but coping...in a week and a half I'll be unemployed, so I'm looking forward to that

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

I saw that film once

it scared me

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

Playing Hengman?

I don't understand

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

I'm with you pet

risssessesssssss

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

He is hanging himself.

The crowd encourages this behaviour.

One of them has a rocket launcher.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

Is he?

*switches on tv*

LIES!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

Well, maybe not today...

And maybe not tomorrow, but soon - he'll go out.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

oh, I thought you said he was hanging himself

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

One of those spectators

seems to be aiming a rocket launcher at good old Tim.

RUN, TIM! RUN!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

Poor Tim, they're all out to get him

Luckily he's feeling 'upbeat'.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

HA HA

that is ace

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

*wants to click*

it IS ace.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

RUN, TIM! RUN!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

COME ON BARRY!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

Woo! The animals're taking overrr.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

the nice thing

was the speed that the picture loaded at

took a while for the noose to appear

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

What?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

WILL PEOPLE STOP FRIGGING REMINDING ME THAT TENNIS EXISTS

But woo for the humour, I had a wee giggle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

Wii Sports tennis is good though.

Imagine. Tennis, but without balls or hitting things. In your living room. On a Wii.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

I don't have a wii.

I want a PS3 desperately but it's too expensive, the games are about a ton each and there's only about two I want to play.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

WII!!

Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii.

Wii.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

But I can't use it for proper games

Only hyperbright nintendo fun things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

WII!

uk.wii.ign.com/objects/845/845775.html

I'm off. Have a splendid evening perving at lasses in tennins skirts and spanking men people. :D

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Loves for the feathery one!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

*dons short tennis skirt*

TennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennisTennis

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

Lift up the skirt and you can say tennis as much as you like.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

i like the way this is going

new balls pleeeeeeze

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

Badum tish!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

*lifts skirt*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

*gazes lovingly*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

*photographs*

*makes into poster*

* *

*profits*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

Needs more itchy arse

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

ringworm?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

I want to be a sheriff

I'm bidding on a badge on e-bay just now

Now all I need is a stetson

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

I have problem with /board. See, I want to click "I like this" for everything, becuase most of the stuff is really quite good.

Woo Yay.

(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

duh

that's what it's there for!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

he he

yes click the button, cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

Click away mon ami

I tried to cut back a few days ago, and I just felt mean when I'd really enjoyed something not clicking it, so I gave in.

*clicks LDD*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

Hurrah!

I may make the popular page yet

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

I have a new clicking policy now

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

Whats that then?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

I check the profile

and don't click on anyone if they don't click on other people's pictures.

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

This must hit JJ pretty hard...

Whereas some like me, are big happy clicking machines.

Unfortuantely I rarely post pictures.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

Ha ha ha

I have to like the picture as well!

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

I'm a very choosey clicker

It is truly an honour* to receive a Dixon click.

*dubious honour

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

Some say that's the point of it all...

but me, I just like clicking.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

click away

my rule is if you like it enough to save it, click it!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

funny

and accurate.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hahaha

I wish it was really like that.

I've just written out my letter of resignation. I quit! Woohoo!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

HURRAH!

wait, what job was it?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

My current job.

They can fuck off.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

i don't understand

why you need to WAIT to quit

why can't you just not turn up?

tell them you're leaving - don't show up. what will they do to punish you? fire you for not showing up?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

I want the satisfaction of giving them a letter of resignation personally.

Also it means that I quit, as opposed to get fired - looks very different on a CV.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

no, no, no

My stepdad left his job at Focus, he gave them a letter and everything, but he couldn't leave for another two weeks!

It's madness!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

Ah right

but they'll escort me off the premises because I have full access to the servers :) So they can't really let me work an extra week.
Also if you don't work your notice period, they can withhold pay (it's usually in your contract).

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

it's called "cancellation period"

don't you learn these things in school nowadays?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

they learn how to put painkillers in microwaves

and sell them for high values in the playground

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Yay! I was wondering how this saga was panning out...

got anything else lined up?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

Not yet

but applied to 8 jobs today and I have freelance work I can do for the moment.
Besides which they have to legally give me a week's notice which means an extra week of pay during which I can jobhunt.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

Excellent work mon ami. Excellent work indeed.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

Woohoo!

Good for you! Got something to go to?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

See above :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

Good for you (again)!

*hugglifies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

*points up*

Who are they?

*didn't even read*

WELL DONE LOVELY!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)

Thanks m'dear!

And thanks for your help too :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

What help!?

*hug* I'm very proud of you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

Ta :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

Be sure to shout "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT" as you give it to them

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

Hah

I'm not quite going to do that, but I will give them a self-satisfied smirk as I leave the room.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

Whilst mooning them all

I find nothing says "fuck this job" better than walking out with your arse hanging out

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

I might just come into work

with all my body armour on and give them a good scare :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

Full face

and big hair.

Have you got any full eye contacts? You should do if you don't

9mmsfx.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=MBS&Category_Code=MLA These ones would really suit you, IMO

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

They're rather nice!

I might have to invest in some of them...

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

9mm are the best

9mmsfx.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=9SE&Product_Code=H&Category_Code=SL1 I really want these, plus they're quite cheap.

9mmsfx.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=9SE&Product_Code=F&Category_Code=SL1 these keep wanting me to buy them though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

$400 per lens

are you mad.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

They're industry standard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

They look painful

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

since you're seeing it as a good thing, congrats on that

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

Thanks!

And you told me to do this a while back ;)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

yeah

but it's hard to finally make the step of cutting off the only source of income

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

acers

have you got something else to go to?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

See above comments.

Not yet, basically, but I'm not actually worried.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Well done

make sure you delete your porn cache before you go.

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Haha

No worries there :)

*edit*
And thanks again for all your assistance!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

Welcome

Did you get my email?

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

Just now, yep.

I'll make the necessary changes this evening - thanks!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

yay

stick it to the bastards

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

Indeed!

I'm anticipating it with great glee :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

I love those shows

An hour of blatant moronics by the criminals and the presenter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

Wow!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

Are my flies undone again?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

hahahaha :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

I was bitterly disappointed when I discovered he's not a real Sheriff

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

He was

He's just retired now

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

Really?

\o/

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

yup

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bunnell

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

My lying cunt of an ex.

*sends evil vibes in his direction*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

My brother pointed out something a while back...

The difference between US and UK cop chase shows is that:

- In the UK ones the bad guy can get away.

- In the US the cops are all shown as heros, and not the petty, humourless cunts they really are, like they are shown in the UK shows.

- The US PIT maneuver causes more collateral damage then the bad guys ever cause on their own.

(

Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

Hahah

Brilliant!

(

in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

In Celebration of the END of Blair's reign

I'm reposting my personal favourite episode of Animated Adventures of Tony Blair... enjoy

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

Hamtoucher.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

how's the poo business today?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

The business business?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

excreactly

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

and, relax

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

King of Scat, eh?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

WHY ARE BOTH YOUR HANDS UNDER THE WATER

Dirty pig, you're wanking and fingering yourself at the same time, aren't you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

and all on a flooded tennis court!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

The disrespectful arse.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

You just want the image

;-]

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

:D always.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

next time, join in

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

I always do!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

I prefer your doodles

to most other doodles (except for some of the other doodles that I like)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

tentacle rape!

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

havingapoo.blogspot.com

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

I've done one, I just haven't gotten around to posting it yet.

Prepoop: 194lbs
Postpoop: 192.9
1.1lb poop

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

crikey

mine are usually about 4lb

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

Is your sig a quote from "Mr Jolly Lives next door"?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

can't expect much after yesterday's big'un I guess

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

Indeed

although I have only ever managed the full 4lb in one sitting on 2 occasions, so MN is doing well. (I have done it over the course of a day more than once).

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

I doubt I ever poo'ed that much in one session

my metabolism apparently favours excreting smaller amounts, more often

pfffft, I'm having a conversation about poo weight on the Internet :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

*snorkles*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

you what!?

snoasts?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

I would like to take this opportunity to say "dirigible".

Dirigible.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

One of the top ten best words!

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

Well done for posting

Now could you show us what you're posting?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

erg

it shows up one min then the next its redexed. I dunno why it's not doing it.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

Hamtouch Detector

I don't know who it works, but it does.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

Fair enough

Try not hosting on MSN: I did that once. I have since learned there are better places.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

such as?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

cr3ation

For starters

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

or b3tards

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

...use the b3ta hosting...

........use the b3ta hosting...
and you're back in the room.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

msn groups is shit

I can never see anything hosted there...

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

He celebrated with a broken link?

I'd have at least thought he'd have broken a skink a rinky-dink-dink!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

borked?!?

Edit: you fixed it now :)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

Only for you.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

Oh,

really.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

they told me he was armless!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

Oh the irony - Blair is no longer there...

...... and neither is your post.

(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

ello sunshine

how's tricks?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

oh dear

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

Hahahaha

that's excellent

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)

it's really old, but thank you :)

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

But I love it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

then my job here is done! huzzah!

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

explain

for i know not of such things. What does ham toucher mean?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)

One who touches ham.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

...Part of me knew

that you'd say that.

And yet part of me yearned for more explanation. Perhaps involving bacon, pork, or even trotters.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Text_memes

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

it's a derogatory term

applied to those that repost their work, which is a bad thing as it pushes all of the new original stuff off the board...

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

I made it up

it is an expletive free swearword I created to upset 'Tash after she discovered that fucktard was in common usage and wigged out.

These days it means pearoaster, filesize abuser or imageless poster predominantly.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

It is a toucher of ham.

that is to say that skin, usually of teh hand area, has come into contact with the meat product commonly known as ham, though gammon is also to be wary of.

OR

threadwasting by reposting... As I can't see it though, and it seems to give people a lot to talk about...

*passes damp cloth*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

yes do tell

for i have no idea and merely copy the cool kids

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

haha!

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

Gordon pea roast for teh compo

Have at thee!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

Winner.

(Woody999, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)

Never underestimate the appeal

of floppy magenta cocks

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

*clicks*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

click

lol sums up there relationship pretty well i think

(PunkBuster, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)

made

me laugh a bit much.

(

moogy boobles, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

ó_0

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

Don't be like it

It's a JollyJack - You HAVE to love it, by law

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

Ooooooo

bitter cattiness is unbecoming in a lady of good breeding.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

I do love it

the cow just made me go "ó_0"

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)

hehehe

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

mmm, a cow.

Them's good eatin'

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

THIS!!!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

*burps*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hitler eats pie?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

Desperate Dan!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)

hahaha

Good old Dan!

*tries to click*

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

smashing

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

mmmmmmmmh cow

arf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Mr. JJ

I would like to inform you that the first frame of the above has caused a massive case of Office LOL while I was on a telephone conference. This has caused all attendees to go completely silent.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Now's the time for a song then!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

*clears throat*

#Start spreading the newwwwwwwwwwwws#

*high kicks*

#I'm leaving todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

If you're not wearing stockings and suspenders I'm going to be upset.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)

*takes the 5th*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)

*peeks under desk*

*comes up grinning*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)

OH GAWWWWWWD

MOI WIFE'LL KILLL MEEEEEEEE

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)

I won't tell the wife.

Now give us a twirl.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

That'll learn ya :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

ha ha!!

what ever made you kill these off in the first place....!?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

I was never going to LEAVE them dead.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

that's what i told the police

but the Ex is still insistant on pressing charges....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

That cow looks a little past it's use-by date...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

Nah, just knock its horns off and wipe its arse

it'll be just fine

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)

That's what the lady at Asda said about my veggie slice...

there was soemthing odd about that.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

Is an "Asda veggie slice" as delicious as it sounds

or even more deliciousssserrrr

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)

Well... it's kind of like eating a bag of warmed up dust and slime.

Draw your own conclusions...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)

hehehe

:o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

Urm... seemed better in my head

Click for bigger (179KB)

Maybe not though

(

jon_tanner, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

Kenny?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

If it is......

....he's been washing his face with Miracle Grow.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

Slayer cake?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Kerry

the buffet slayer...

(

jon_tanner, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Buffet the slayer?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

What a huge pile of fruit.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

*insert joke about the drain filter on Michael Barrymore's swimming pool here*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Buffet the vampire slayer?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

Thats much better

I used t work for a massive bee-hatch who we nicknamed "Monica the buffet slayer". But I coulnt find a picture of her. And unless anyone from the company reads this it won't mean much. But jesus she was a big bride.

(

jon_tanner, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

No one else got the cake then:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

pffft

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

Big buffet with heavy-metal type rocker entertainment?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

and dancing girls?

i'm not coming if there are no dancing girls.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

No coming on the dancing girls.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

the rules just said no touching.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

touching with semen counts.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

What if it's not your own semen?

I don't have any you see, so I got a pot of someone elses 'specially.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

\m/

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

Kerry King!

Woo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Shirley bindun?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

haha

excellent

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

arf arf

Hows the sprog?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

Small.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

bet your Mrs was happy about that

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Indeed she was.

Although it was still the largest so far at 7lbs 6oz

(I previously stated that she weighed in at 7lbs 11.5oz, but it turns out that the midwife's kg/lb calculations were wrong.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

hahahaa

:o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

hahahaha!

it took me a moment, eyesight's not what it was.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

I'll have you know that those are a silhouette of a signed pair of Ray Charles' own glasses.

so there!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

did he sign them?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Yes,

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

Badly.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)

sell it on ebay

nice work.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Hahaha

No I don't think so.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

Then click, damn you click for all you are worth

/bitter at the poor reception of lordmanley.co.uk/tony-blair earlier.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

oh how i RIS'd

oh how i sighed upon checking the file name

what a fool i feel

:D woo!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

There is a stray d in the file name though.

not so much to throw you off, but because I cannae type, Jim.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

Not enough Gordon.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

Pfffft...

Hahahaha.

"Now, Gordon, I won't you to take the helm of the whole country. No getting into trouble now, y'hear?"

"Ooooh... welll..."

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

Resign!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

I'm truly sorry

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

eh? Micto's prime minister now?

*confuseds*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

Yes he is

It was all a ruse

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

Look who it is!

(

timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

shhh!!

teehee

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Gordon Brown IS Tony Blair

I know that AGES ago - I was watching the news and at one point, for a split second, Brown's face WAS Blair's - Very freaky...

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

Of course, life on the ship could get tiresome, but the more mundane conversations were never reported

BFC

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the ri-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ight

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

i've been listening to that

sound track today!! :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

"damn, the solarisator is jammed again!"

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

Glowing edges, Shrilley.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

yeah, that

/doesn't have image software on this machine for reference blog

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

Don't worry.

I completely understood it in exactly the way it was intended.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

BUT MY REPUTATION!!!

*sobs*

;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

Your drinkt is become ready!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

pfft

or should that be psst

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

The latter, for sure.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

that's really good

*likes*

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)

Ohh....er....thanks.

Lovely....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

strange kettle..

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Don't worry, I made yours with the normal one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

mmm...

...it has an earthy aroma...

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

good christ!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

haha nice

Where does the drink keep going to though?

May I be so bold to make a suggestion? How about a straw in the glass - make the drink disappear up that, then the loop will be that much sweeter

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

perfectionist

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

c'est moi

My burden.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

heh, ta!

You'll just have to imagine that!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

/old and dirty

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

stunning!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

hahaha

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

dirty bazzard

;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

lovely

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Well it's got plenty of nose

Oh yes, this is very familiar...

/Melchett

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

*gets reference*

Oh God

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

May watch that later

As I still can't find Queeg

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

nicely :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

Maybe old hat to you cats & kittens

...but have a ringtone I made
Life On Mars ringtone

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

VOTE SAXON?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

yes

(

St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

Nooooooooooo! STOAT HIM!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

My thoughts exactly!!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

Don't you start!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

I haven't even seen the episode yet!!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

They all die.

Martha several times.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

yay

best news i've heard all day!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

Exactly!

Now behave, or I shall have to put you over my knee.

And I'm not joking, I've done it to much bigger boys.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Can I watch?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

Tis up to the manwench here

he's the one who will have his botty on display...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

Oh I couldn't possibly have my bottom on display to the public

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

Too lovely?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

Well ok, but no naked flames

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

:O What do you take me for!?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

Mrs Trellis

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

I'm not she though!

I are Captain.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

does your sig say "I am hum"?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

Not intentionally

I think I shall go and change it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)

can i watch you watching?

(

plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:33, Ignore, Hide, Reply)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

Can I watch you watching me watching?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

deal

(

plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:35, Ignore, Hide, Reply)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

how much for the DVD rights?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

A thousand pounds

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

I'll give you £8

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

Throw in a Toffee Crisp and you're on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

Can I have a mirror?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7313543
www.b3ta.com/board/7176453
www.b3ta.com/board/6354754
www.b3ta.com/board/7352437
www.b3ta.com/board/7255346
www.b3ta.com/board/7122534
www.b3ta.com/board/6455385
www.b3ta.com/board/6555245
www.b3ta.com/board/7964535
www.b3ta.com/board/7725346

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

*grabs*

*chucks over knee*

*gets to work on trousers and pants*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

*10 heartbeats to full engorgement*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

It's hard undoing belts from the back *tugs desperately*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

*assists*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

You want me to do this, don't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)

*gets hand all good and cold*

Brace yourself love...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

^ This!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

New icons? Crikey, since when?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

about half an hour ago!

woo

I like sheep

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

I heard that rumour

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)

NO.

*points like Donald Sutherland*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

and his husband, Keith

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Who's he again?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

The not a dwarf one from Don't Look Now

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)

*doesn't look*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

A wise idea... there's a dwarf running around Venice dontcha know.

In a red coat.

the scandal.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

has she got floaty boots?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

Not that I know of...

But I have now decided that I must invent floaty boots.

*goes off to shed*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

*chuckles*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

Dumdumdum Dum. Dumdumdum Dum. Dumdumdum Dum....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)

yay!

yay for marvin!
yay for life on mars!

yay for yoooooo

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

fab stuff fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

Life of arse, more like

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Buffet The Vampire Slayer

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

*hangs self*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

*sneaky table*

Come down when you're ready love, the kettle's on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

Cheers hun

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

*provides coffee*

Hot and strong, just like all the best things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Mmmm

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

HA!

Look at Spike!

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

I don't understand this

How is she slaying that buffet? Or how is the buffet slaying vampires? Where are the vampires? Who are you? Why does my hand smell of cock?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

needs more

garlic bread

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

GARLIC BREAD?!

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

IT'S THE FUTURE!

actually I always thought that particular line wasn't that funny. I preferred the Rich Tea "oooh it's too hot" bit

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

I just get it from all my mates.

As they think that's what all of my Sheffield family sound like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

*Cringe*

(irMrk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

The closest tray is clearly full

of slayer droppings.

She is sneakily spooning them in while holding the gaze of the viewer to avoid detection.

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Jay, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

Old joke, but well executed

Kudos for posting a pic of James Marsters *drools*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

he has a tiny head

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

There's a

Tony Head in the background.

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Jay, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Picture of him as Frank N Furter

Freaky deaky

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

he's also about my height

which makes him quite short

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

Is this a scene from Home & Away?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

...

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

TOAFP!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

my thoughts exactly

suppose i may as well repost this from six weeks ago

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plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:09, Ignore, Hide, Reply)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

That scares me in wonderful ways.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Bit Aphex Twin, innit?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

Ahhh, the undisputed master of 'Give Us A Clue'

No one who witnessed the event will ever forget the sparkle in Lionel Blair's eye as he received Free Willy from Michael Aspel for two minutes!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

pfff

there was a new one on Monday but I can't remember it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

One of my personal faves...

Who will ever forget the show's American tour including their special Whitehouse performance.
That was the legendary occasion when Una Stubbs, her hands going like tiny steam-hammers,
scored maximum points for pulling off All The President's Men in under 90 seconds!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

it was him flying to los angeles try a out new american version of give us a clue

something about putting him on a plane to see how he goes down on the pilot
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plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:15, Ignore, Hide, Reply)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

that was it

not as good as the film ones.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

Not as good as the 'I'm a celebrity' one

Which nearly killed me first time I heard it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

Icons

I've donated but it won't let me change them. What's going on anyone?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

it takes time sometimes, but I don't know why

I got my first icon set instantly

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

*stresses*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

The Ant and 'going down on' Dec one?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

or the tears of frustration that welled up in his eyes

when he was given just two minutes to finish off twelve angry men
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

...

who can forget that breathtaking finish when Lionel Blair came from behind and had Dirty Harry licked in under two minutes?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

and

no one will ever forget the occasion he was given A Town Like Alice, when he chose to do a silent impression of the author. Such was the performance, Una Stubbs gasped in amazement when she saw Neville Shute in Lionel's face

(Sheepattack!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

Montezuma?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

wierd..

isn't that Aphex Twin?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

same pointy face smile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

and same

'making the transplanted face slightly bigger than it should be', i think
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plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:16, Ignore, Hide, Reply)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

Playa playa girl...

'You aint shit, and your hair aint neither'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

hahahahahah

I love that line

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

Don't be dissing my hair girl....

It's all pretty sweet!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

calm down dear

you don't have to post a pic every five minutes
you can relax, and have a chat if you want

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

aw overexcited caffeine boy

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

I miss that guy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

Haha

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DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

I miss you cupcake

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Not sure why but

I adblock almost every picture you post, rather than just Ignore you.
Bizarre.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

it's a bit short on skills and/or hummus

innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

It's definitely in keeping with his usual style

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

That's fucking amazing.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

speaking of which

hello Dixon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

hehehe

Hello darlin' :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

pfft!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

Gives me a chance to post this random nonsense...

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

poor old Brian

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

Hostel Tail Zwei

freaksafari.com/index.php?area=hostel2

(liaronfire, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

FAIL!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

that works so much better with that icon...

And gives me the perfect opp. to test my hat on something else.

'noon all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

noon

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

Triple B!

*dances*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

I want a new icon!

Can't remember my bloody paypal password, they say they've emailed me reset details and they bloody haven't!

*seethes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

*soothes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

I had to guess

got it right

*glees*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Paypal are evil fucks.

They take an age to do anything.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Do I spy new icons?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Indeed you do...

scroll down a bit to see the list...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

=D Nazi edition

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

I'll probably go back to my Raccoon after a while...

But at the moment I'm enjoying Hitler.

There's a phrase I never thought I'd utter.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

'lo wheezers!!

busy day?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

Mine got all screwed and it said

I had to ring up but didn't give me a phone number so I never use the pain in the arse thing any more
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

oo new icons me likey

I want a Prof Chike one though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

nice sheep

bee to the three

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

slug to king seven.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Knight to king prawn

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

Salt shaker to clue 27 down

something something a something something something z.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

PLARGEZ!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

That'd make 16 across 'gagina'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

PLARVEZ!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

Hmmm.

Doesn't fit. Makes 9 across 'Lary Glitter'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

IGARVEZ!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

You're so excited!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

I've had a lot of coffee

and apparently I LOVE making up words

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)

Go and work for America!

You could invent things like aluminum and color.

Don't forget to check your 'rowt' if you're planning to drive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

I'd probably get bored

I'll just stay here and wait for something else.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

ant to Mynock 43

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Samantha!!!!

*snogs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Hello Sonic

How are you?

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

Hello Pachey,

lovely thanks, high on trifle.

How's you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

I'm tired and grumpy

I want trifle

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Hang on, I've got a padded envelope here, I'll send you some.

I'll pop in some tea as well, in case you get thirsty.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

*trifles*

that enough cream?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)

We're having Tirimasu tonight!

Yum!

you ain't got no trifle you ain't got no trifle!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

I chucked you an email by the way

just to let you know :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

I just got it ta

There was nothing in it about buying me beer and chocolate so I deleted it.

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

I'll buy you beer and chocolate if you want.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

mountains of choccies that magically don't stick to your hips!

now that'd be good..

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

That'd be fantastic.

Along with no-calorie cheese.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Can I have low carb pasta that doesn't taste of old pants please?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

word up broomster!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Ives!

I wish I worked on B3ta, it's so much friendlier / better than my office...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

we're one big happy family.

wanker

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

Ah the family wanker...

I used to sell those for a living. Very versatile devices.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

Pfffft

*best icon ever award goes to...*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

monkeon, it seems

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

this^

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)

ooh

new icons?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

you want links board for links

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

links, links, links rechts links.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

Halt!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

Gibt mir dein Hosen!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

pance begone!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

*places them lovingly in the Hosenbugler* Umlauts are for people with amazing keyboards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

yöü räng?

there's always the "ü" option btw

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ö

not there

Ö

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

*headbangs*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

*raises an eyebrow*

My, you do listen to some odd music, don't you?

send me some band names or something, I'm going to give all this noise a try. And you can listen to Mummakil- it'll be like a musical foreign exchange.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Send some to me as well

I'd like to broaden my palette, and can offer you some lovely mellow things in return.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

Who, me?

for Mummakil they should have a website- I don't know, we've just got the CD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Well... both really...

In return, I've opted for some mellowness:

Odawas
Besnard Lakes
The Mekano Set
Sleep Robot / Sleeping Robot

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

Oh come on

you know Rammstein as well as I do.
But yeah, I'll throw you some artists...
Here's a few:
Stahlfrequenz
Sulphuric Saliva
XotoX
W.A.S.T.E
S.I.N.A

That'll get you started :) W.A.S.T.E are about as harsh as rhythmic noise gets.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

Sinitta
Big Fun
Color Me Badd

this list goes on and on for ages!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)

Hush yourself :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)

The Reynolds Girls
Mel & Kim
Elgin Wells Extravaganza

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza!

edit: www.purevolume.com/thetonydanzatapdanceextravaganza

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)

the EWE seal of approval

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

You're all cunts!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)

*eats ' and e*

That's better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

Huhhh?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

your

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

Ahhhh gotcha.

I'm anal about punctuation.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)

were all gay though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

I love their first album "I Am The Senate"

*dances*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)

Course I know Rammstein.

Now off you pop and listen to Mummakil.

Oh, and if you can find Mistress as well, they're brill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)

XotoX lives a few streets from here :)

I don't really like his style though, I'm more into

Hocico
Wumpscut
Covenant
Combichrist
Velvet Acid Christ
Frontline Assembly
Tumor
...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)

WUMPSCUT!

*knows*

Phew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

Yeah...

EBM has its place but I tend more towards the really nasty end of the noise scale.
Combichrist is great for filling the dancefloor though :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)

... are fucking ace.

So difficult to google them though.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)

pffft

maybe try "tripledot" or "dotdotdot"?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

Chk Chk Chk

You may have as part of the musical exchange programme.
Oh, and Dog Fashion Disco- see the seminal (teehee) album 'Adultery'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

Ah yes, there we go.

*headbangs*

*strains self*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)

get out of my sight

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

You're blind, fool!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

is this a ham i see before me?

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plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:02, Ignore, Hide, Reply)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

Oh...God...

No...No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!

*splodes*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

you seems to be a goatsed prolapse.

please take this link to the links baord.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)

ARG!

the Dollis Hill loop!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

She wants you

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)

COR!

Nice Culrin in! C];0D
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Ah why fankyu.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)

Hoe Noes

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)

Fail!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

Please read the FAQ

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)

hahaha!

"Look! He's mocking us!"

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

I just got banned from freaksafari

for spamming them with b3ta

cunts

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

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