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No particular axe to grind, just the fact that their ad's are easy for a numpty like me to animate....

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WOLF .™, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

The BUPA Dr Who?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

Tum-te-tum

edit: Great I post straight after the newsletter no-one will see this now.
*goes off to read newsletter along with everyone else*

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

still good, mate

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Woo!

Better now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

Yes, much better ta

much better ta

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha, well I saw it!

And clicked and everything :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

no-one will see this either

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

but that may be a good thing

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

I've just finished watching

the Transformers film, it's rather good./

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

that's not it you know

that's an animated gif, the film is probably longer I imagine.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

now you mention it

I see the difference.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

i want one

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

try here

www.paperrobots1999.com/home.html

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

mrs thor once called it exactly that

i never let he forget it now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

speaking of dinosaurs

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue301/

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

Yay! Thank you sirrah!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hooray!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

WHAT KIND OF COP OUT THINGS-THAT-MAKE-YOU-GO-AAHH SECTION IS THIS?

WHERE'S MY :3 ?

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Shada, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

This is a sickening oversight!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Woo - that's my work buggered

Cheers!

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

I demand a recount.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Damn.

Tell Fraser my offer still stands though.
I love popcorn.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

gracious senor

this is the cheese sauce on my cauliflower of a day

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

*yays*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!

oh bugger I'm late :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

pffffft

shoot 'im again, Duncan, man.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

*spluffs over idea of Joss and Eliza doing a new show together*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

wooo, made the newsletter

gerrin :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

he deserves it too

(LazyBastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

is that the hamburglar?

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

I take it he did spill your coffee

and is thus suffering the consequences?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

yep

tis the end of this clown

deletes psd*

* may be a slight deletion exageration

(LazyBastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

needs a cup of coffee to put it into perspective*

*as does everything

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

Gods Goatse

This must be a GC of epic proportions but fck y'all, i'm posting it anyways (not made by me)

Found it on good 'ol snopes

(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

oh ffs

Hello not so new person who should know better. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

You don't get this do you?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

I swear I've seen this before

(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

normally i'd flame ya for that, but woo anyhoo!

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

remember

b3ta may not be for everyone!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Prof!

*hug-smoosh-sex-glomp*
whereyabeen?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

work

and I still have hunners to do

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

stay!

*sits on*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

*muph mummble smurph mummmble rumph*

I need to get my work done though - I'll be put on the nawty step with the nawty people

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

yes, nawty people like me

*warms step up*
*skins up*
c'mon - www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/weekends.gif (cheers to the wonderful star who made this!)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

I'm not here on Monday so I have many many works to acomplish before I can go home :(

and my wee brother is up and I promised him I'd take him and his girlfriend for a posh dinner tonight... with chips.

although you do make the nawty step very tempting... ARG - why do you mock me so b3ta!!????

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7754743

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

yay - it's like having teh best bits of the board presented to you on a silver plate.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Haha ace!

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

don't encourage them

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

meh

If i made one person smile, job done.

If you don't like it, ignore it, if you've seen it already, ignore it, simple

i'm going to get very drunk, enjoy your respective weekends y'all!

(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

cock off

arse-wipe

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

munch my danglers

fudge packer.

Thank Rob for the ignore button!

(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Young man where are your manners?

I'll wait till your mother's finished licking your hoop.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

no, YOU 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01001111 01000110 01000110

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fross Read your email on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

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(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

mnngghhh

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

:D hahaha

*click*

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

Donny!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

hahahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

That sick puppy!!!!

he loves it!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Mum !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)

apologies

Edited for sweary content

(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

lol.

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Shada, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

LOL

*

*Not mine

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

I want a siamese :(

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Shada, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

*fires up Paintshop*

EDIT:

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

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Shada, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

...twin?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

Go to the link board

And repost it there, if it's not yours

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

you are gay and love mens bottoms for scat fun.

you have anal pox and warts.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

is that a medical opinion.

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Oh for crying out loud

Go away

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

*prods*

www.b3ta.com/board/7754805

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

*cries*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)

Who,

me?

Oh. OK. *trundles off*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

TRUNDLE THE FUCK BACK HERE NOW

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Shada, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

*trundles the fuck back*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe -

FUCK-TRUNDLER!!! My new insult! Thank you guys!

*is inspired* :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

O_o

www.b3ta.com/board/7754319

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

you could star in this

pown.alluc.org/?uid=468

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

I break the school rules

and log onto b3ta (via Axai's www.axai.net) just 'cos I can...and for what?

I'm really angry now.
I'm going back to work. Bloody kids.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

For 1 million...

(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

COAM LOL

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slight yoinks!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

if you didnt do it, dont post on the messageboard

thats what the links board is for, drongo.

if its a goatse picture, there is 4 & 1/2 badger chance that someone else in b3ta did it and its GC

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Meh - apples for seams.

You get the idea - this took far too long.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

going to compo it?

(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Er...

Yeah... *hurriedly edits*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

Cylon spies are everywhere!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

*fears*

*hides behind a Cylon*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

Cylons!

woo :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

KITT - the Islam years

woo to the pic.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

nic

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

oops

forgot the e, nice.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

cheeky cylon pea!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

smells like tar

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

(LazyBastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Ooh!

*porks*
*contracts rust*

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

*sporks*
*gets electrocuted*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

mmm...

i like to feel the well lubed cogs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Phwoar!

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(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

tsssk

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(LazyBastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

STOP THIS FILTH!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

haha a binary pedant! i like.

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

;) big binary fuckchop

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(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

01101111 00100000 01110010 01101100 01111001 00111111

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

All I want is to have hex with her

%48%65%6c%6c%6f%20%73%65%78%79%2e%20%4e%69%63%65%20%76%61%6c%76%65%73%2e%20%55%70%20%66%6f%72%20%73%6f%6d%65%20%6c%75%62%72%69%63%61%74%69%6f%6e%20%3f

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

You can base my 64 anyday

SSdsbCBnZXQgdGhlIFdENDA=

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

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(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

‹0i”“ïlÔ8‡ŠY‘6??

really?

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

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(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

Fuck me this is big

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 111111111333333333333333333333333333333333333333333337777777777777777777777777!!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

MUA HA HA HA HA

Has anyone else realised just how silly this is?

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

I knew what that was before I even translated it

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Shada, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Well it has to be, doesn't it?

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ClanSoul, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

As long as her tuppence isn't made of cogs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7754796

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

Would.

Shakes can of WD40. Attaches Straw. Lubes.

edit: I imagine her automaton nature would allow her to keep a good consistent speed and rhythm well administering a handjob.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

you'be be better off with 3-in-1

WD-40 is a water displacer and corrosive protector, as shuch it's lubricating ability while being good, isn't really what you need.

i would suggest axle grease for you robot action needs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Actually, I'd probably be better with 15/40.

Will perform well once heat has been built up through friction, and not cause to much resistance on the opening strokes.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Arf!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Just in case anyone young or impressionable is reading this...

Never smear your bits with Engine Lubricants. It causes cancer.

And if any lady robots are reading this, don't use KY Jelly. You may short. Use a good silicone based lubricant. And keep your fanbelt tight and well adjusted.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

thanks Dr. Nick

*cleans sump oil off cock*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

if only they told the truth,,,

Due to my flair for optimisation..... ahem
the original is 2mb so have this ropey Wolf.™ optimised version

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WOLF .™, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

racialist!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Alas I must admit I baited the hook

I contemplated pink muggers, then thought sod it

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WOLF .™, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

ain't that the frooging truth

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

How come she still has her ipod post-mugging?

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

because im lazy

... no err,

she fought them off hence the bruises

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WOLF .™, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hahahaha

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

this is worth 100 points!

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

...

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

Eat your heart out, Trellis!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

these all rock

my socks

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

..?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

...!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

...!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

damn you mcbain!

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

I give in

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

(senthos, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Haha this mini thread is fucking lovely!

Really taking my mind off my impending redundancy. Afternoon wanks to 'Loose Women' here I come! :o)

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Yay! Well, we do aim to please...

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

COCKNOSE!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

^ this ^

^ this ^
^ this ^
^ this ^
^ this ^
^ this ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)

I think this is my favourite 'woo' ever.

Ever.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

it took a while,

but the end result was worth it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

awww

you remembered!
:)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

i lost the original!

this was a remake that i started last month and finished last night.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Well worth the effort

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

I did a similar one ages ago

but I can't find it

doesn't help that my file naming conventions are absurdly abstract...

woo sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

A Tribute to The mighty c_kick:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

I love this

You genius you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

haha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Hehe!

The puff of smoke at the end did it for me.

And, on a side note, why am I only just discovering Pandora.com? WHY.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

because it has no idea who Ari Eisinger is

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Nor Chrome Hoof.

: (

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

because you are not web 2.0

/smug blog ;)

Are you in the UK? Can you get it there?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

I am in the UK.

And, no I can't legally get it here.

WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

wink wink

any fast and reliable proxy?
nudge nudge

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

WAHT.

I just made up a US Zip code. I live in Florida. I'm gonna get sued, eh. Bawls.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Weird. I only get to the restricted page, saying I'm in Germany

and I used to have a profile there (I still do if I use it from a US proxy server)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

Weyhey, I've seemingly broke it!

Maybe my Firefox thinks I'm from the US? It gives me bloomin' US spellings all the time.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

yay! all good for you!

enjoy!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

grrrrreat

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

hee hee!

cracking stuff mr freebs

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

hahahaha great scott!

That's marvelous! :)

/honored

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

not quite to your standard

AND THE amount of layer groups nearly killed my machine

(although I think I inadvertantly duplicated groups within groups)

took ages to flatten and save

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hmmm, flattening and saving

You DID use the Window -> Animation stuff, I presume? :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

Ace

I was thinking last night, Peter Serafinowicz has getting all his stuff from b3ta.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Nah

Cos b3ta is actually funny
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

so that would mean he's not getting it from b3ta

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

yayayayay

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King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

lovely, sir! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Nicely done

and you're doing a great job of covering for agent TripleB while he defeats infamous villians using the medium of extreme bungie. No-one can tell you're a robot.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Beep!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

he's seen things you people wouldn't believe

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

hehe

nice

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

WOO!

splendidly executed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

'noon all...

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Ninj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

what a wheeze

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

*hands Acme(TM) snare shot*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

it's no choke

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Crikey!

Thass rather gutt!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

THIS

IS BEAUTIFUL

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

Genuine Office Chuckle....

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

I'm going to dump my lunchtime 'bot here

(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

\o/

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

phew

I thought it was going to not get any reply

(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Kiss some arse, my good man

...and they will like you.

:P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

I'm going to have my lunchtime dump on your robot!

Only kidding! he's woo!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

good job he's wipe clean

(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

Is that... a PNG?

You are win!!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Pretty Nasty Grappler?

yep he is

(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

Personal Nut Groper?

Is it a pleasure model?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

I like him.

Unless he's a girl. Then he smells of girl metal.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

would a girl robot be blue?

(pdjpdj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

Pearoast for compo. Humblest apologies.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

tea/keyboard moment

love it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

Pfffft.

C3PO is a god.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

a very camp god

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Did I type "a God"?

I meant "gayer than Elton John's dog".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

You are an ewok

AICMFP

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Ha!

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Pffft!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

clicks

ace!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

It was a cute idea

but somehow it got abused quite quickly...

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sinisterduck, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Pervert

*launches tabloid campaign against sinisterduck*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Oh, I'm up for that

Can I be the concrete pillar at the finish line?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Bagsy I'm a paparazzo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

is abused

the right term to be using?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hello,today i'm pissed of

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

pissed of what?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

course!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

best answer to anything ever

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

This

pissed (because) of drinking?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

brosnan?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

Don't know

ask her?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

her who?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

of on

/floor blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Damned robots.

(click for slightly bigger)
Edit: Repost.

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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)

iCrap

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

iPlop

looks like it did a little download there

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

I be liking this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

Hahaaarrr!

Blummin' Ahab's always running afoul of his crewmates.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

I like this

and i like being able to click stuff i've missed.

Hurrah!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

Arrr!

keelhaulingly good hummus

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha

Going for another FP?

:P
WOo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

Now we be needin' pirate robots

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

ooh reposts you say?

click for portal to bigger: :D www.b3ta.com/board/7752666

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

woo

steampunk D2

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

if we're doing reposts then....

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Dr. trouser, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

Hehe!

*likes*

have one of these

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

'roasts'

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McBadger COW, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

I thought you already had

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

*ovenbakes*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

1875: Giant Belgian robot lays waste to London.

(Pelle ghola, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

lovely.

nice nod to belgium, is it a machine of your own making?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

nah,

he's brazillian
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

He's pretty good

but I wouldn't say he was brazilian'

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

No there's only one of him

not a brazilion

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

have a woo

have a yay
have a chocolate biscuit

I like that a lot

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Dr. trouser, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAA!

AHAHA HAAA HAAA!

etc.

woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

Grand!

but it was 1876
/history pedant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

This is an alternate reality

in which the Belgians finished their machine a year early, and Queen Victoria did not manage to cover up the nefarious plots of her fellow Saxe-Coburgs.

(Pelle ghola, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

nice

i like his hair

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

Excellent stuff

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

great

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

Is its brother a machine

That makes "Belgian biscuits"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

I find this difficult to believe

Something good coming out of Belgium?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

The sport of bee-flying is the national pastime of Belgium.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

Duly noted

Information like that shall be(e) invaluble when we invade.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

I loves it

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)

Belgium???Split it!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

fuck off.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

Haven't you had enough, you miserable fucking cunt?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

newsletter subjectline compo - write a great phrase and win a date with Frase(r)

C'mon. Let's hear those fingers typing.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

top tips topple tip top top trumps totally

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

The right royal newsletter with coke up its nose and a cock up its arse

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

oh my, lord linley how you've changed..........

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

I belive the cock was in the mouth

which to me conjures the image of snorting coke off the shaft whilst fellating that same cock.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

It was up the arse first though

just to give it some extra flavour
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

nutty coating?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

But of course!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

how efficicient!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

hahaha this whole little sub-thread is filling me with glee.

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

yes, except

you can probably only take a snort on the first pass as after that the shaft would be wet.

Also, not entirely sure I fancy having a line chopped out on my cock, but I'd be willing to give it a try.

*plans evening ahead*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

Perhaps some very wet and horrible speed

would be best suited to this particular task.

And maybe a line of coke off his bumcheeks afterwards?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

well, now I think about it

you could only get a line on the first gobble any way or you'd have to stop to chop out the next line and that wouldn't be much of a bow job.

I think we need to see a video clip of a minor royal demonstrating how best to do this.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

if it was two nice long lines that went the whole length of an already turgid shaft

and a long, slow initial drawing into the mouth of the cock, and provided you can suck and wiggle your tongue and inhale strongly through the nostrils all at the same time then you could just mop up the crumbs with the mouth during the rest of the blow job and presumably everyone would be happy.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)

I am

after reading that

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

It might take some practice

but that doesn't strike me as a bad thing...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

*practices*

*chokes*
*tries again*
...
*profits*

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

i shall repost this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

B3ta: The only time travelling site on the web

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

Fraser frees geezer from freezer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

THE QUENCHING CRUST OF THE MIND PIE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

a cure for Jean Charles de Menezes size headaches

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

erm, how about

Erasure is an English synth pop duo band consisting of keyboardist Vince Clarke and singer Andy Bell.

Erasure entered the music scene in 1985 with their debut single "Who Needs Love (Like That)" (see 1985 in music). They established themselves on the British charts and became one of the most successful artists of the late 1980s and early 1990s.

From 1986 to 1997, Erasure achieved twenty-four consecutive Top 20 hits in the UK. By 2007, 34 of their 40 singles have made the Top 40, with 17 climbing into the Top 10. Although most popular in their native UK, the duo has also achieved success in Europe, the US, Japan, and Latin America. To date, Erasure has recorded worldwide album sales of over 25 million.

From the start, Erasure's success was founded upon their songwriting skills. Vince Clarke's talent for writing melodic and catchy pop songs was evident from his years with Depeche Mode and Yazoo. As a lyricist and melodist, the singer Andy Bell added depth and character to Clarke's electronic style.

Albums such as The Circus, The Innocents, Wild!, Chorus, I Say I Say I Say, Erasure, Loveboat and Nightbird demonstrated a further diversity of sound.

As pop craftsmen, the pair's work bears comparison with that of Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Eurythmics, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD), a-ha, Roxette, Tears for Fears, The Lightning Seeds, and other enduring pop songwriters originating from the 1980s.

The duo's singer, Andy Bell, is openly gay and has often reflected this through his outfits and gestures on stage, at a time when Western society as a whole was less accepting of homosexuality than it is today — making Erasure's success all the more notable.

Vince Clarke was a founding member of Depeche Mode and sole writer of their first three singles (including the breakthrough Top 10 hit "Just Can't Get Enough"). After leaving the band in 1981, Clarke forged an equally successful career with the duo Yazoo (known as Yaz in the U.S.). After two hit albums in as many years, he split with Yazoo partner Alison Moyet and briefly formed The Assembly with producer Eric Radcliffe. The project spawned a UK number four hit single, "Never Never," featuring Feargal Sharkey on vocals. Clarke then released another single with vocalist Paul Quinn, "One Day." It flopped, leading Clarke to place an advertisement in Melody Maker looking for a vocalist for a new musical project. He selected Andy Bell, who was the 41st to audition (and whose voice would often be compared to Moyet's).

Erasure's first three singles were commercial failures in the UK, although the third, "Oh L'amour", charted well in Australia and some European countries (especially in France, where it still remains Erasure's only hit to date). It was with the release of their fourth single, "Sometimes", that Erasure finally received recognition in the UK in late 1986. This song peaked at number 2 and spent many weeks in the UK Top 40, marking the beginning of a long string of hits for the duo.

"Sometimes"'s parent album, The Circus, turned platinum in the UK; its three additional hit singles - "It Doesn't Have To Be", "Victim of Love" and "The Circus" - ensuring it remained on the charts for over a year. But Erasure's real breakthrough came with their third album, The Innocents, released in 1988. Preceded by the Top 10 single "Ship of Fools", the album hit number one in the UK on its initial release, then remarkably returned to the summit a year later, eventually going triple platinum. It also turned platinum in the U.S., generating two Top 20 hits in "Chains of Love" and "A Little Respect".

The Innocents was the first of five consecutive number one albums for Erasure in the UK - an achievement unmatched by any of their contemporaries. Wild! in 1989 and Chorus in 1991 both contained four Top 20 singles and were huge sellers.

In late 1988, an EP, Crackers International, led by the song "Stop!", hit number two in the UK singles chart. This was bettered in 1992 by another EP, Abba-esque, covering four ABBA hits, which became Erasure's first number one in the UK Singles Chart. Later that year, a singles compilation, Pop! - the First 20 Hits, also hit number one and went triple platinum.

In 1994, Erasure released I Say I Say I Say, their fifth consecutive number one in the UK Albums Chart. Its first single "Always" became the band's third Top 20 hit in the United States.

Following this success, Erasure went through a difficult period of re-evaluation and re-invention. The 1995 release of the album Erasure marked a determined shift away from their signature three minute synth-pop to a more introspective and less accessible sound, with many of the album's tracks clocking in at over five minutes. Although this new direction would be critically well received, it did not translate into sales, and Erasure's days of mass commercial appeal and guaranteed number one albums appeared over.

In spite of a return to three minute pop songs, the 1997 album Cowboy did not restore the success of their 1986-1994 era. Cowboy enjoyed a short-lived success, peaking at number ten in the UK but vanished from the UK Top 40 after only two weeks.

In 2000, peaking at number 45, the album Loveboat passed unnoticed from the general public and is often regarded as the lowest point of Erasure's career.

However, Erasure's commercial fortunes reversed in 2003 with an album of cover versions, Other People's Songs. Showing a return to the pop sound that had catapulted them to stardom, the first single from the album, "Solsbury Hill", was a cover of Peter Gabriel's song and reached number ten in the UK Singles Chart. Erasure were invited to perform on Top of the Pops for the first time since they performed in March 1997.

Erasure's comeback continued in 2005 with the album Nightbird. Its first single, "Breathe", reached number four in the UK charts (their first Top 5 hit in more than a decade) and achieved the number one position on the U.S. Dance Chart, eighteen years after their first chart-topper. The next single, "Don't Say You Love Me," enabled fans to configure and buy their own remixes of the single through the band's website, with each variant of the song limited to a single download.

2006 saw the release of the album Union Street, a side-project which featured a collection of previously released album tracks that the band reinterpreted in an acoustic/country & western style. The album was named after the recording studio in Brooklyn where it was recorded.

The duo then released a more 'dance oriented' album than some of their more recent work. Titled Light at the End of the World, the album was produced by Gareth Jones and was released on 21 May 2007 in the UK, and in North America the following day. The album was preceded by its first single "I Could Fall in Love with You" in April and the second single, "Sunday Girl" in June.

The Light at the End of the World Tour kicked off in Tampa, Florida at the Tampa Performing Arts Center where they spent the week prior rehearsing for the tour, which will cover most of North America as well as the UK, Ireland, Germany and Denmark by 7 October 2007. Up to this point, Erasure has focused on playing nearly all of Light at the End of the World live, minus the album track "Darlene". The rest of the set is peppered with extensive hits of Erasure back catalogue.

Vince Clarke and Andy Bell have found a new energy in both writing and creating new music and are very keen after this tour to hit the studios to record some new material for 2008. Vince Clarke has been heard in recent radio interviews as saying that they really want to complete the concept album of nursery rhymes that they have been working on for some time. Both are also keen on doing another pop record soon.

off the top of my head.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

give a little respect

to-oo-oo-oo

me

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

B: Integer out of range

/ac

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

10 PRINT "WINNER"

20 GOTO 10

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

RUN

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

Ha ha, this ^

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

I clicked that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

I've met Vince Clarke and he's a cock

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)

www.wheelybird.com/files/erasure.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

VISCOUNT LINLEY IN HEATHER MILLS' STUMP FELLATIO VIDEO

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

so was it Linley?

was he sucking or being sucked?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

he was the suckee as i understand it

and also bought some coke, er, allegedly

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

Teaching your child tennis the fun way

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

^ this ^

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7074721.stm

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

We're treated worse than paedos, rapists and golddiggers

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

forcing richard and judy out of their jobs

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

WHERE HAS MY MONKEY GONE?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

1875: Giant Belgian robot lays waste to London.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

^ this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

aiming fireworks at Simon Weston since 1997

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

HINGIS, LINLEY, MILLS, COKE, COCKS AND CUNTS

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

I don't want to win a date with Fraser

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

Love is a many splendid thing but leave the monkey alone

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

101 things to do with left over candy- you skiving cocks

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Kill it with paperclips!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

A man, a plan, anal: Panama.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

Wowzers!

PALINDROMIIIIIIIIIIIIC sirrah! ^-^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

THE NEWSLETTER IS A LIE.

THE NEWSLETTER IS A LIE.
THE NEWSLETTER IS A LIE.
THE NEWSLETTER IS A LIE.
THE NEWSLETTER IS A LIE.
THE NEWSLETTER IS A LIE.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

Beshenivsky suspect charged with breach of health & safety act

Oooh, political.

(andymurd, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

NATIONAL BELCH GUILT FROM CLEETHORPES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

Goats goats goats FUCKING GOATS GOATS GOATS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

Shit, is it Friday?!

best news I've had all week

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

STICKING WEBLINKS IN YOUR JAPSEYE SINCE SOME TIME.

WE SUCK COCKS FOR MONEY.
PRESS AND RECEIVE BACON.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

I am not an antelope.

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Ratsta, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

WARNING: Your subscription to choirboy fisting magazine is about to expire.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

^ this ^

* note to self - check my subscription *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

haha

^{^}^_^this^^^{^}

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

How do you do that ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

Select text

right-click, view selection source
is your friend :D

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

*adds "righ-click, view selection source" to facebook*

*sends vampire*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

He's not realy your friend

he only accepted you on facebook because he felt it would be rude to turn you down

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

like everybody else :(

*hides in corner*
*cries*
*dyes hair black*
*cries more to melt eyeliner*
*takes picture*
*joins myspace*
*profits*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

LEAVE "right click, view selection source" ALONE!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Thanks...

But I was only joking...
www.b3ta.com/board/7749326

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

*votes*

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

If I win, I promise I'll push back.

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Muns, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

TODAY IS THE DAY THE TEDDYBEARS HAVE THEIR PERIOD

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

Friday: Game over, Man! Game OveR!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

Team Fortress: London Underground Edition.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

WE'RE THE REASON RICHARD AND JUDY QUIT

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

HALLOWEEN IS OVER: MASK OFF SWIRLY FACED MAN!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Not as shit as it was last week

Not that last weeks was shit, it was rather good

(Long time lurker, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Proud sponsors of Brazilian

electricians in the UK

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

Heather Mills kicks ass

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

sprinkling your day with glee like a nutty cluster omelette

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

THE NEWSLETTER THAT LOVES YOU! HARD! IN THE BUM!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

it's like us shitting in your mouth without asking.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

Let's play Jeopardy.. Answer: Viscount Linley

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

I WONDER IF GEORGINA WOULD LET US LOOK AT HER FIREPLACE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

LIKE ROASTING CHESTNUTS ON AN OPEN FIRE BUT WITHOUT CHEST

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

THE ONLY NEWSLETTER ENTIRELY TYPED WITH GENITALS

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)

This, with photographic eveidence

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

FREE STOAT FEMUR INSIDE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)

TELL FRASER I DO ANAL ON A FIRST DATE FOR A MOVIE (WITH POPCORN)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

TELL FRASER GEOFF DOES ANAL ON A FIRST DATE FOR A MOVIE (WITH POPCORN)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

Heather to make Macca stump-up.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)

MAKING LOVE TO MY COCK

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

The all new, all clicking B3ta!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

The Lolworth under 11s sunday school viking recreation group rape burn and pillage Cleethorpes

sigh, back to lurk

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

b3ta: Not Just A Faceless Entity Trying To Steal Your Children Away

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djol, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

VISCOUNT LINLEY: "I NEVER KNEW I HAD IT IN ME"

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

hahahaha

now everyone wants to know what's so funny.

fucked if i'm reading that out HERE ;)

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

William and Harry both gay*

*no relation to the royal family

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

COVERED WITH BLOOD AND SWEAT LIKE YOUR GOOCH IN A GAY BAR

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

BLOOD, PISS, SPUNK AND SHIT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

We'll do anything for love but we wont take it anally from the doberman you bought with your ex-partner whilst smeared in you faecal juices.

or summat.

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

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