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The feeling of vindication

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

I love it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

I've always said that about you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

what?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

Like a FOX

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

you make no sense

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)

Only if you're paying, and I can take my pants off halfway through.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)

I'll eat some cheese beforehand and spread some butter.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)

Who else but Quagmire?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

on that note

I'm going to go home. I've spent too long talking filth with you and Dixon and i want to go to sleeps.

Cheery bye all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

Night night

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

'Night dbroon

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

yay!

my cousin watched some film where a lift crashed down 20 floors and ever since then he won't get in one.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

Haha

nice

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

a mate of mine

swiped his oyster card to go through the barriers on the tube, but dropped it, and while he bent down to pick it up the barriers shut again on his head.

it was fucking hilarious.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

haha

as a kid, I was standing next to an escalator... leaned against it, and got dragged backwards through a very narrow gap between the escalator and a large stone pillar. Got away with graises, bruises and internal bleeding.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

phew

that was close!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

Close call on both counts

adopts best Treguard voice.."ooh Nasty"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

This reminds me of XKCD

Only it hasn't recently been declining in quality, or it could have done, but this is the first one I have seen you do, it could be the first one I dont know

*click* is what i am trying to say here

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

I read the words but failed the understanding bit afterwards

But I will happily accept the click :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Pfart.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent. What's a kinhajou?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

Kinkajou.

An Isreali who's more perverted than you.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

Not possible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

And you call yourself a vet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

I do.

but only on opposite days.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

kinkyjew.

kind of fetish rabbi jungle rat lemur.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

Oy...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

vey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

boy

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)

mind the piss, good sir

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

[wibble...

...it's been one of those days...

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(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

*looks*

*scrolls down*

That's going to give me epilepsy. I've (honestly) just got a headache, as soon as I looked at that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

[aww, sorry..didn't mean to....]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

You arse.

Nah, I think it's just a coinkidinkisaurus. I've been working dead hard today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

that took a few seconds to animate

but when it did the wibbling scared the bejeezus out of me!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

Suddenly I need a shit.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

I was about to post

'says 'Ahhh''

But that's just too wrong, even for me.

_{says 'aaah'}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

coprophilia now as well?

you slut!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

Don't tell me you don't love it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

only if it's seeping out of a corpse.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

*shivers with delight*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

chocolate angel delight?

your poll about deviousness yesterday put me in mind of a vote with some lesbian mates.
If you had to, Vanessa Feltz or Debbie McGee?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

The ever fragrant McGee, of course.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)

Now see it was 10 to 1 for Feltz

and then someone mentioned the alsation incident and it became unanimous.
I also think McGee would snap in half. But at least she'd be quiet I suppose.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)

eh?

alsatian incident?! did she have sex with an alsatian?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)

I'm saying nowt

allegedly

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

I reckon McGee's a right goer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

McGee, no doubt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)

I thought that was a Valin anim at first

nice n twitchy.

Bite the Wax Tadpole = Pepsi, right? Couldn't remember.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

[heh, TheOtherOne I think...

and cheers :?)]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

: )

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

I do like it indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

Bite the Wax tadpole

Tub ring fan?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

Discworld, isn't it?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)

apparently its the literal translation of coca cola into chinese

but its also the name of a track by TubRing, amazing avant garde punk tykes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)

It's set my teeth on edge.

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

Woo Wee Wibble !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)

wolfies!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

nice.

i saw a fat woman wearing a fleece like that the other day.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have a Wolf Fleece on right now

got it from Scotland

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

are you sure you didn't get it from one of those littl catalogues that come in the sunday papers?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

I LOVE MY DOG SO MUCH I HAVE CLOTHES WITH PICTURES OF HIS BREED ON

AND A WELCOME MAT
AND A BUMPER STICKER
AND A WATCH
AND PLATES
AND A RUG
AND POSTERS

etc etc etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

I love my wife so much

I look at magazines with pictures of other English women in the niff

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

What have you got against foreign women?

racist!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

Not racist! It was a reference to the "same breed" comment

But any women will do! Except black sambo nignogs and chinkies

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

what about the dago or hun?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

My ex was in rapture when he met my Razzle collection.

Proper grot FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

My poor mother once said she thought springers were cute

and has since been bomarded with such tat as you describe.
She's never had a dog.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

Hahaha!

Poor mumsy. Get her a springer, for goodness' sake. They're adorable dogs, my grandma used to have one- he was born on the same day as me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

I do quite like them

but they're bloody barmy

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

In a lovely way though, bless them.

Flopping about with their silly ears.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

My mate's dog Blaise

www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/517685114/in/set-1536237/
She's a nutter

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)

Oh bless her!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

You have to grab that stick and run round the fountain with her chasing you.

Wetness follows. But it's worth it!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

I'll bet!

I want a boxer one day. A big lady one called Lucy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

Boxers are great

They love to play

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

Yeah, I used to live with one when I lived in the shared house.

His name was Bocko, and he was glorious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

heheh

are we gooey over dogs much? If I wasn't working all the damn time I'd have one tomorrow.
Home time! 'Night!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

nighty night!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)

I have two paintings and

two etchings of my dead Rotty. Sorry.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

But they're of YOUR dog.

Not just your dog's breed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

oh yes.

proper commissioned and all that. We do however have a little ceramic rotty ( that is actually quite cute and well made ) of a generic dog but it was a present from a young nephew so, you know, it gets kept.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

Well I think that's perfectly understandable.

You know the kind of tat I'm on about though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

Oh god

The pub I used to work in, this bloke came in offering paintings of dogs. Really shit nasty tacky ones. I was about to launch into a rant when the woman who worked in the kitchen started harping on about her staffy and how lovely it was and how much she loved them and how much she'd love a painting etc etc etc.

She paid about £50 for it. Chumps.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

My goodness.

The next picture I want is one of those light up Jesus ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

Haha YES

Tat for the win. I'm still pondering getting a christ on a bike

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

OOOOH!

Linky?

This is going to be my new handbag on payday

www.mcphee.com/items/11073.html

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

no you don't,

go one better.
ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/Musical/104.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

I must have this. Repeat MUST.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

Nothing on eBay me dear :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

Oh bless you for looking.

If I were a bloke, and you were single, I'd be bloody swimming to Germany with a rose between my teeth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

That kind of dedication to the cause gives me the raging horn :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

'Smy boy. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

best present ever brought bach of holiday

i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/amerykah/virgen_lg.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

I want that as well.

I just have a normal kitsch Mary statuette. She guards the computer for me, with her Mary powers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)

i have a pair either side of my monitor

and a lolly pope on some near by shelving

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

You lucky thing.

I want to get some of them Russian icons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

they're not really kitsch enough for me

they look quite nice really.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

I want LOADS of them

I'm going to plaster one wall of the bathroom with them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

oooo thats cool actually

but also will terrify any one in your bathroom

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)

EXACTLY

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)

LUPINS!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore dumm dee dumm the night

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dumm dee dumm the dee
Dee da dumm dumm
da dumm dumm dee
Dennis Moore
Dennis dee
dumm dumm dumm

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

Mister Moore

Lupin donor
Extraorrrr
dinary

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

I shall rest easier tonight having heard that...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

I like the effects of this totem !

Woo lf !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

wolves.

wolves.

/Rudi

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

Van Desario?

Eh?

Make sense little train!

Well, to me. For I are a bit dim.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Yep, that's the one.

Rudi Van DiSarnio

content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e9/Mighty_boosh_202.jpg

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

I can't remember when he says wolves.

I must be broken :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

it's in the jungle room

when howard is lost and vince meets Rudi.
what happened to my mate oward?

he was eaten by wolvessssszzzzsshhhhh.

by what?

wollllvesssssszzzsssssh.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

mod wolves?

it was on last night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

that's the one

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

Oh aye.

I think I have to behead myself now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

i think so

although perhaps it should be

"Wollllveeessszzzshhhh"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

Yeh I had problems trying to type it

Yours was much more successful.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

no no

the credit goes to you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

[nice ice...]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

Britney Spears' Up-Skirt Photo finally gets revealed!

Oh well, as expected - A Bucket Full of Crabs!

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Darklord, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

rrr Britney's pears

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

Are crab infested as well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

It appears as if the crabs have

wigs as well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

Evil fruit for teh compo

Have an exceptionally quick and dirty entry...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

Don't eat them.

They're not very nice.

And apparently poisonous. That must be bollocks though, as I'm still here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

I work on the basis

taht all food that isn't very nice must be bad for you.

Mmmm permanent cake.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

like uric acid.

Blech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

what's

that?

Do you mean bleach? 'Tis late in they day and I am easyly confused.

edit: nor can I spell, it seems.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

I haven't a clue.

wee acid?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

Bollocks are poisonous and don't taste nice?

Also, sorry for the TJ, but what's the difference between a "fan" and a "friend" on this site? It's got me all confused...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

I have no idea, I was wondering that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

A fan is someone who has added you as a friend

But you have not returned the favour
A friend is when you both add each other

I think

Has no fans or friends ):

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M o D, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

I don't think it can be...

I have one fan, and one friend, but they're both the same person...

I think Jessie must be right. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

I'm one of your fans

despite the rape.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Fans have added you as a friend

Friends are people YOU have added

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Oooh...

Thanks very much. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

No problem!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

a fan is someone who's stalking you

and friend is a fan but you don't mind them stalking you and you tell them where you'll be at certian times.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

*Fears*

More food for me to worry about sprouting legs.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

i kept meaning to do this

but i didn't

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

oh noes!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

YES

YES

OH YES

*clicks it like it wants it*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

they taste good! but they bite back if you are not careful

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

This actually looks appetizing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

toppage shoppage

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

These are not easy to pick . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

ooog.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

you have captured pain on her face perfectly

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

*counts*

I see two arms.

I SEE TWO FUCKING ARMS JJ.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

How many legs do you see?

Stop complaining!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

*peers over the edge of the image*

Five.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

uh

okay then.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

I blame the French.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

Thor wins

ouch!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

i prefer a bit of hair though.

straight up, not along the sides.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

A landing strip, as it were?

"Here comes the airplane!!"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

more like a landing field.

strip is too precise.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

if you use that line then you're in thailand

and they don't have any hair

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Duncanprong Goodhewpratalan?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

If you have to use that line

then you're a paedo!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

Oh is she waxing her bits?

That's so not the face that we pull.

It's sort of like this X-S with added

'FUCKINGHELLBASTARDAAAAAAAAAAAARGH'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

what happened to shaving?

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

The grow back period is awful.

And you can't shave for the first few days, as you literally rip yourself to pieces.

Lady parts do NOT like to be shaved.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

depends on how hairy you are i guess...

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

Pfft

I'm hardly a bloody gorilla. I'm possibly not doing it right. You'd think, with all the videos I've watched that I would be though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

my missus uses a man razor for as far as i know, never had any problems.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

I just have problems with razors there in general.

This is a....strange conversation to be having with a random Belgian off the internets.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

I know how you feel

These Internet Belgians are giving me the creeps

;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

i may not be a lady...

~~but i'm all woman...~~

i had conversations about women with women, so i know some factual data.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

PIE CHART IT NOW

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

needs more venn diagram.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

Don't look at me, I'm lazy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

Will any pie chart do?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

haha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

^that

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

I was perplexed as hell how some people can manage this

and not look like they are highly allergic, have oddly placed acne or are self-harmers

...then a few months back I figured it.
You either need to be naturally fairly sparse, or have a DAMN good razor. I used Venus for years and only recently tried out the new whizzy 5 blade (guys) razor. Oh my

Oh my INDEED

Edit: a couple of weeks back I had to use my venus again as it was in my travel bag/I was away...it was a fucking great reiteration of my suspicions. Ouch.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

mum!

*covers ears*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

I AM naturally sparse

but I am using a Venus.

Ooooooh 5 blades. Oooooooh you lovely lady you, giving me tips.

Jessie, oh bestest of the ladies who've run up, stuck a post-it note on my boob, giggled and run away, you are lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

Gillette Fusion

It is all buzzy and 'ooh, not sure if I like this, can't feel the blade like I should be able too...ooh...ooh, actually that's lovely'

And for once I'm not talking sexy buzzings!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

Right, I'm getting one on pay day.

*smooch* YOU are a diamond.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yay! Glad to have helped

*smooches back*

...and I really don't remember what the note I adorned your nork with was, though it did bring back a little flash of memory and I remember it being terribly amusing at the time :D

Edit: Actually Fusion might not be the best choice, I seem to remember there being a non vibrating version too? The one I use may be Fusion Power?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

I have no idea either

That was post-10 pints.

I'll try the vibrating one. If there's a choice, I always go for the one that vibrates.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

I used the new JCB one last week. Three gears!

Damn near tore my knob off.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Electric razor.

Works fine, no risks.

If you are wondering about the benefits of shaving, push a tic-tac inside a steel-wool scouring pad and then try to remove it with your tongue.

(mungo_spanner, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

what about epillation?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

You do it on your scrotum.

Then I'll do it on my pubis.

I epilate my legs, and that makes me cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

I once plucked my scrotum completely bald with a pair of tweezers

It felt great - and took weeks to grow back

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

i shaved my balls

it itched like a motherfucker for a week while growing back.

then six months later i did it again just for good measure.

it itched that time as well.

mrs thor told me never to do it again because all i did was scratch my balls.

now i only scratch my balls half the time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

haha

yes, itchy scrote is bad. Also had a bit of razor burn... bit of aftershave should do the job...

no.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

yes, aftershave

as it'll make your balls sting like a motherfucker.

i don't bother with it now, i shave normally with a straight razor and there is no way that is going anywhere near my ballsack.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

well, I wouldn't say "stings"

It stung a bit at first, but then the scrotum felt as if it was on fire before petering out to a dull sticky warm and uncomfortable itch.

I don't even shave my face anymore. I have a big* beard now.

* - well, biggish

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

the first time I shaved mine with my flatmates clippers...

somehow my scroteskin got caught in the fucking teeth of the clippers. There is no expressing the terror I felt.

Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

been there.

Well, not literally.

I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

dixons man menstruation!

*calls work*

sorry i'm not coming in, time of the month.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

haha

I've come very close to the said scissor problem, just managed to stop the blades in time. Gave me a nasty nip though.

I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

I know your pain..

It's that little seam that runs round the middle - am I right? In fact I know I'm right.

Stupidest place to put a seam ever. There's nowt better than having your scrote-bag all smooth then clapping it about on your thighs...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)

I love your style

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

Trust you to enjoy it.

Maybe I'm doing THAT wrong as well then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

bald balls do feel very nice until the growing back in begins

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

NO BALD BALLS

I like a hairy man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

fret ye not fair maiden

for i am of the caste of men who cannot be arsed with such prunage.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

This.

Tag team time, Dixy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

You hum it, I'll play it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

It goes

'tum, tum tee tum tum, rape dbroon, tum tee tum taaaa'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

haha

yay! I'm not sure how it works. Should I take up some sort of position?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Just shut your eyes and try not to think of

searing

flesh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

I prefer the "smear person from head to toe in toothpaste and hang them in front of a big fan" approach to bondage

Effective and comical.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

what happens exactly?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh aaallll riiiiight

Only because it's your turn. At least wear the Fred West mask I so carefully embroidered for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Fred West??

I asked for a JOHN West mask - made of tuna

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

But that won't match my Rose West mask.

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

hahaha

the thought of a tuna mask pleases me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

i shave my scrotum.

well trim more accurately. i just use a 'lectric razor which is usually fine except on the odd occasions when i've tried to rush it and then snicked myself. lordy me that hurt.

edit:what's epillation?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

I think it's a big old wooden ship

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

It means 'a whales vagina' in German.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

hahaha

I love you.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

Bless you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

epillation

ooh epillation
epillation
that's what you need
if you wanna be the best
and you don't want furry breasts
epillation's what you need
TAKE IT AWAY ROY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

My ex would pluck hers with tweezers, one by one

it looked terribly sore, but she enjoyed it apparently. It took fucking ages. I watched once. Awful thing to see.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)

Ick. Never understood how people can do it

I once had a massive waxing session, just about everywhere you'd quite like to be hair free, apparently it's supposed to be massively painful?
Well, I didn't exactly enjoy it, but it was bearable...right up until the plucking.
When she started going over to get the missed hairs I couldn't stand it, I wanted to just slap her. Hard.
Or cry. Harder.

*curls up a little in memory*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

NNNRRRRRGKELLYCLARKSON

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

I read "massive waxing session" as "massive wanking session"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

There was a very well presented lady fiddlin' with my bits

whilst I lay naked under a variously placed towel...I can't promise wanking wasn't involved at some point that day.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

*catches breath*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

quelle surprise

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

likewise

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

too many whirling blades?

(

Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

Only if you shave with the heavenly sword.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

such wisdom!

I think I'm ready to become a women now

(

Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Apologies for the inaccuracy :D

I've only HEARD it. Never actually witnessed it.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

It's possibly the face of someone with better pain thresholdiness than my good self.

That'd be anyone, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

I'm pretty sure you'd find a few volunteers on here

For the art, y'know

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

*backs away*

Notmenotmenotme. Owowowowow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

Oooo...

...she could stuff a pillow with that bikini line.

...and I'd buy it.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

'eh?

edit: aaaaah

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

So not Vanessa Feltz then?

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

Is that meant to be someone?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

lubberly

these always brighten up my day.

Jolly Jack's pin ups. not waxing. obviously.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

Wax on

Wax off...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

hahaha!!!

i like the waggling paws!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

'Ning fella

I heard a sick joke today.
Does anyone want to hear it?

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

What's dirty, red, and gets pulled by a car?

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

i don't know,

what is dirty, red, and gets pulled by a car?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

A baby on jump leads

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

genius

of course, with "genius", I'm using it entirely in the Dermot O'Leary sense of the word.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)

I should just never tell jokes.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

true.

it would still be a shit joke, but I think "a baby tied to a towbar" would make more sense.

Cars tend not to drive around with jump leads, and if they did, they'd be attached to the battery at the front of the car.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

Well what if the car was just doing it to power the baby up from the car itself?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

Quite.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

hm.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

My friend's caravan?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

Michael Winner the Trailer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

Oh yes, he's really dirty...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

He will be when I've finished killing him with muddy basalt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

you're all wrong

it's a towbar with a flower on it.

Flower's are essentially whores. Tarts to the bees.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

Wols are as well.

And voles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

you do know that's only half a joke?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

My internet connection broke halfway through.

How annoying is that?
For you lot, I mean.
Not for me. I found it funny.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Yummy!

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha ace

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

are they wanking at the same time?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

*confused*

You don't wank when you eat?

weirdo....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

Birds don't mastubate.

Fact.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

Not what Jolly Jack says, although

bears do.
Edit: Is a bird crossed with a bear a "Beard"?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

Yeah, but Jolly Jack says dogs can't look up.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

he also says the rifle's real

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

It isn't?

I can go home then?

edit: excuse me while I just spang myself for not realising.

The pub is called the Winchester...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

spangs again

for good measure

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

and he smites his enemies with desk rockets!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

Since when can dogs not look up?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Since always!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

They can't move their eyes upwards.

They can raise their heads to see above them, however they cannot "look up".

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

Gorrilla/doorway time?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

Gorrilla/doorway time?

Eh?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

And you call yourself a b3tan.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Due to major lurkage, I haven't been around here for very long...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

Their bear-feathers would get all sticky.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Why hello there psychedelic warlord!

Or is it 'psychadelic' or 'psychodelic'?

Any way, how's the dissociation for mommy coming along?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

"Psychedelic"

And she's stopped now :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

my other mum was on here earlier.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

My mum doesn't have an account

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

get her signed up then!!

the morew the merrier!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

You should make one.

Then post lots of dirty shit.

Then have a massive go at her and forbid her from ever going on the internets again, the filthy mare.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ask Nicole Kidman

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

I read that as semi-disgusting

Mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

regurgitation FTW!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

That reminds me...

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

C H O I C E !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

another attempted mindfuck

Click Higher qual

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

mind is fucked

you did your job well

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Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

This.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

woo.......

*is transfixed*

Click

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caffeinefreak, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

*head a splode*

Very nicely.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

WHAT?

Is your lightbulb warm?!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

no!

i though i was falling......

my lightbulb is juuuuuuuust right mummy...
*waits until she turns away*
*feeds it to the dog*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

Nooooooooo!

You'll kill it!
Poor puppy!!!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

...but it's okay to kill Ivesb?

poor little wooden boy.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

*mutters*

damn dog... i used to be the good boy 'round here!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

Yep

That'd do it

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

rrrrrrrrrr

it's...making...me...wibble

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

Ow. New eyes please...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

oh bloody hell

that is ace

Battle od Poitiers, 1356
Les Grandes Chroniques de France, about 1415
MS, Cotton Nero E.II pt.2, F166

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

If that were much bigger

I'm sure it would induce a pretty convincing case of vertigo.
Nicely done!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

Very woo, you clever git.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

Thats ace!

Woo!

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

One of the few birds that feeds on Bamboo and has BIG POINTY TEETH!

The pandabird is rarely seen in the bamboo forests of China, as its eggs are popular in Chinese medicine.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Do these eggs give you a B|gG3r P3n|Zzz?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Only when stirred with a tiger's teeth and some endangered whale foetus bone

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

*gasps*

you a portsmouth lad?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

After a fashion, yes.

I live here, but I'm not a lerkal, I'm a stoodunt.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)

i live in fareham and work at QA

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)

I work at the North Harbour TESCO

and study at the uni (duh).
I'm looking to get some sort of work at QA over the summer though.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

RUN!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
give me a shout if you start here!
i'll show the 'ropes'....
*leers*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)

I just want an extra foot in the door

Cos I'm studying to be a BMS, you see.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

really?!

i'm applying to do the BMS this year!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

O RLY?

Were you a lowly ATO then?

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

i am an ato but in another department.

i'm keeping my eyes peeled for anything that crops up in pathology.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

I was an ATO in Histopathology

It was great but I felt like I was able for more. I highly recommend the BMS course at Pompey though.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

thanks matey!

i need to get my current boss to let me have day release and i'm poor enough i shouldn't have to pay for it...
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

That is a challenge

I wanted the NHS to pay me to do it, but I don't think they had the money for me.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

bastards!!

didn't they have a whip 'round for you?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

The trust wasn't in the black til after I'd applied for my degree

My own stupid fault really.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

well you will use trust money to fuel your habits.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)

You have a port hosp email address

are you already working in the NHS? Hello, by the way

EDIT: MMMNRRRGH

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

i am.

i work in clinical engineering.
why?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

top grooming.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

*leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

kisses

Click for bigger (348KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

That's very lovely indeed

I am in awe, and very envious, of your talent.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

what talent?

a few friskets and a wash with the pixel brush? Piece of piss and much overrated.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

Oh, I see

I thought you;d done a vector or sommat.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

oh no.

never was a vector nor ever will be. generated in photoshop by colouring selections ( as most of b3ta's "vectors" are ) This technique is known as cell shading and the selections are called friskets but the world and his brother think they know what a vector image is these days and sadly get it wrong 99% of the time.
Not a path created in this image though.

Click for bigger (110KB) Cell shading

Click for bigger (137KB)Vector.

Two very different animals.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

Ooh, nice

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

Noice!

kiss me!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

*smooches*

*touches inappropriately*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

pssst!

he likes being hit...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

haha

*donkey punches*

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

He meant me

not himself.

You'd better apologize to poor Ivesb.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

*groans*

i've got a headache...
and my arse really hurts...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

why.

They all love it no matter what lies they tell themselves.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ooh! How inappropriate of you.

Actually, it would've been inappropriate only if I was a child.

You can pretend if it helps you though.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

be quiet

and put the dummy ( pacifier ) back in.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Hooray for panda-mashes =]

Woo, sir =D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

That is a lovely pandoala

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

I called it a Koanda =]

Well, really, I call him Steve.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

The bird is generally known around the place as Geoff

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

Ay!

/Cartman blog

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

I do like pandas. There my favourite bare.

If I had a favourite bare, it would be that their panda.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

i hate panda's.

they are natures losers

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

They speak very highly of you

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

they do?!

welll....
*grumbles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

reminds me of my skanda

(pdjpdj, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

He looks dead cocky

like he'd do a smell on you then laugh at it.

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)

you've just broken me.

I've been giggling for about a minute now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

VICTORY!

*Does victory dance*

(

DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Think I'll draw a pin up this'arvo.

Two word suggestions please!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

ants & pants

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Lightning Fox

scared

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Boo...

Bies?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Optimistic. Amputee.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Ew.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Oh come on.

You know you love it when I spread my stumps.

*spreads*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

It just absolutely must be this.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

A man of taste!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

Serious. Mistake.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

Pfft, vanilla.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

Googlewhack!

Eww i just got chocolate on my keyboard. now I can see every key I used to type that. And that. Eww!

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

Googlewhack, seriously?!

*toddles off to check*

Edit:

'Results 1 - 10 of about 69,400 for optimistic amputee.'

You bastard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

Wow, that's a lot of amputees

You could make a Ben Hur entirely out of amputees. And they'd all have these big smiles. But no legs.

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

*waggles*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

*drops monocle in surprise*

No wonder they fell off, what with all that waggling.

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)

...

_*waggles*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

Apostrophe Girl

Defender of all thing's grammatical.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

You're just asking for a Captain-sized spanging, aren't you?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Maybe :)

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

Masochist.

I'm not playing your games.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

silly captain

~~your~~ you're

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)

*grits teeth*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)

/ enjoys watching the slow boil

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)

You're all bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

You're
bastards
Your
Bastar'd's

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

*hovers over ignore*

You bastards have driven me to cancer *goes for a cigarette*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

~~grits~~ grit's

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

psst

wouldn't it also be tee'th?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

That's just silly.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)

Thats

sheesh!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

Dependth on the magnitude of your thpeech impediment.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

Poor manwife

he's going to have to deal with my violence.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

L'apostrophe!

www.angryflower.com/plural.gif

(

fross Read your email on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

Gil Elvgren

Ok, they're names, not words, but have at it!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

HYPER MEGA!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

radical awesome

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Lesbians and lesbians.

Damn!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Laser

Conjuntivitis

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

impetuous, mellifluous.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

brazilian wax

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

Bouncy Castle

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)

Carnage Nun Migumi!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

Peach Cheeks

;)

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)

F'rinstance?

www.galleries.coolios.net/mcnudes/Peach_in_mirror_mirror_by_MC_Nudes/?p=9&fg=0

NSFW!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

Troublesome fronds

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

Tiresome scribbles

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

Jelly fight:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

Vanessa Feltz

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

squirrel bukkake!

nurse sally.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Ninja Scarlet

(REWRITABLE, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

Horny Coatstand

*hopes*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

Too Subtle?

Click "I Like This" if you don't like this.

"But if I like...then I don't like...like...don't like...must click..." beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

What if it makes me want to do The Bad Thing again?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Forty lashes, as always.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

Boo.

*wishes for pots of money and bisexual supermodels instead*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

Swords for war became longer during the 13th century and their grips extended to allow them to be used with both hands if necessary

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)

my heavy cavalry sword is extremely blade heavy.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

Mine are too.

yet my naval sabres are much easier to wield. Still no match for the feel of a good full Katana.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)

ohhh!

a sword collector!
what do you have?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)

quite a lot.

mainly military ( I collect lots of militaria )
Some naval sabres ( or cutlasses to you pirate types ). I have 2 cavalry officer's swords from the Boer war ( one my great-grandfather's )
Some nice Dirks, a Borneo Dyak ( headhunter's sword complete with human hair ) and around 25 various Katana, Wakizashi and tantos. a couple of Bos and a naginata. More blades than that but thats most of the sword types.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

Using motication for violence is vulgar.

A gentleman enjoys it for its own sake, and never employs more than a scalpel.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

*goes to click I like this*

*misses, hit'_{NO APOSTROPHE HERE, YOU'RE SEEING THINGS}s ignore*
*is happy with the result*

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Stop punk, it's the apostrophe police.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)

bloody hell how did I even manage that?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

With your spackhands of nongrammar.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

Book'em, Capt'n!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

Captain is not Danno.

In fact, Captain doesn't know who Danno is. Her mum just says it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

oh no

it's the five-o

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)

Word

/policebot from Futurama blog.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)

Nevar

erroneous apostrophe's ( ;)) are the only way to lure the pedant from their geek-holes ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

*scampers back to hole to check nobody's nicked the C64*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

6

/IRA

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)

Heh, they kept trying to blow my dad up in the early 80s.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Ew!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)

I like this...

...but do I really like this?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

Cheese is a kind of meat.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)

A tasty yellow beef

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

I milk it from my teat.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)

But I try to be discreet

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)

YAY!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)

Oooooooh cheese

ooooooh cheese!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

*Grates curdled growth on head in agreement*

_{mmm...cheese...}

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

I avoided clicking the "I don't like this" button

was that okay?
LIKES!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

Not a little

I wouldn't say no to that.

(thinks: Is no one going to reference the Star Trek episode?)

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

My first vectorium. . .

(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

but it's a jpg!

: )
Ver' nice, sir!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

nice

i like the candle stick

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

That

is very woo!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

Ooh, that's lovely!

And a truly FINE first effort, I've never got the hang of vectors really.

It reminds me of this kittin on a skateboard
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

...though not a vector ;)

(

that looks great!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

:D Fanks

It's a lot rougher than I remembered it, but I was pretty pleased with it

(

are you wearing anything special to the brum bash?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)

Nah. I'm all fat and disgusting these days

so the more I cover up the better.

I wasn't even sure I'd be accompanying Mrs. Jessie to the bash but I realised that if he doesn't freak out on me you will ;)

(

eh?

me?
freak out?
FREAK OUT!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

*calms with a nice lightbulb-icecream-sundae*

There, there, see?
I even put a cherry on top :)

(

mmm!

*eats*
fanks!

ouch!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Mmmmm

Glass made of Jelly...

*salivates*

EDIT: Also very Cool :)

(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

EVERYTHING REMINDS YOU OF SKATEBOARDING KITTIES.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

It made sense once upon a time

I'm assured

(

I wasn't around once upon a time :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Nice

I really like the background :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

This is very John.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Ooh, ver nice =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

Nicely, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Your Russian/Chinese sailor pic is about to drop off the board

Pleeease explain as it has baffled me.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)

Allow me...

they are rushing (russian) to make things easier for their chins (chin-ease), but first they have to vocalise certain legalities (say-laws).

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

*Left eye twitches*

...
System Error: Brain at maximum capacity
...
Circular Reference
...
Shut down now: Y/N?
...

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

that's lovely

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

ace!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

I knew it was Jack Lemmon

tis very good!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

Wonderful as always!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

I saw your zebra

it's wonderful :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Why thanks!

Coming from the likes of yourself, sir, that's high praise indeed :)

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Love the colors.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

One of the bestest men ever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

very woo!

would love to see a walther matthau one in same style to go with it

(odd couple fan:D)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)

BLOODY BLIMEY THAT'S GOOD.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

Oooo this is nice

Like a fancy glass vase stuck in a wormhole simulation.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

best filename ever

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

*agrees*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

ohh!!

must. kill. humanity.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Yay!

Glad you're making this sort of thing again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Flamin 'Ell, that's good that is!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Space slinky

can it fold space? like the spice does in "Dune"

Edit - "Gonad"? I prefer space slinky, but hey, it's your gonad (shall I re-phrase that?)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

More like a pickled onion really.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Hoho, very good.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

noice !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

baffling

woo

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connor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

[oooh purrdy!

...give us the equation! you dirty slaaag! ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

sweet.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)

icon for the week

... general grievous

Been staring at this for too long, can't work out whether its any good or not. Bollocks to it anyway.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

Can I touch it?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Why - is it meant to be a Ham?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)

Ham gives you cancer, didn't you know?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

What about smoked ham, is that ok to touch?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

as long as you're not smoking

smoking and touching ham gives you cancer

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

And everyone knows Cancer is pure fail.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)

looks good to me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Oh, c'mon! You think YOU look good, ffs

How can we trust YOUR judgement?!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

i retract my opinion

*shuffles into corner*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

*and stares mornfully at mirror*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

oh no!

i turn my stomach!
*covers mirror*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

...and stop weeping so loudly!

You'll wake the puppy, then YOU'LL have to take him outside!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

anything!

as long as it stops you hitting me!

argh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

Why you scamp!

Don't you be starting rumors about our 'relationship'

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)

It's what happens when you shoot a alien invaderz?

*likes*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Many thanks to Bearded Whumpus for the idea

Quick, dirty punnage for teh afternoon. And based on a very similar theme to my last post. Oh, well.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

Feck!

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

crab nebula?

oi grunty!

kick me off the internets

I'm too busy to be here

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

Will do

*kicks*

Edit: I didn't mean it, Freebs, come back!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

you kicked him too far!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

I know

He's logged out of IM too!

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

maybe you should've stopped kicking him after he fell down...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

Pffaahaha.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

After'ning son!

What's all this stuff again about you having another mommy?!

(

there you are!!

where've you been?
dad can't cook at all!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
COME BACK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Oh dear!

Has he been trying to make you eat his EXPERIMENTS again?

(

*sobs*

my tongue is 1cm shorter than it was!

my 'real world' mum has taken the dog for a walk.
she changed her name to chumpchop!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

Ahhh, I did wonder

What's a 'real world'? and what has your dad been doing to you?!

(

i think the 'real world' is beyond the edges of the moniter...

and he made a light bulb omlette that was a bit sharp....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)

*shields eyes from the sun*

Yup.

*tucks thumbs into beltloops and wanders off...*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

full of crabby goodness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

CRABLOAF

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

*does*

*hard*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

woah tasty!

thesunmachine.net/images/image_archive/grabcrab.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

Bloody hell...

Please tell me that's been 'shopped...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

i don't believe so

then again i don't know

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

Well I know both Crab Sticks and Bread Sticks...

...but that can't be right!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

*Glees*

Although I thought you'd just stick a loaf of bread over the crab in your last post and leave it at that.

What you've done is a little bit scary. I'll be watching any slightly mouldy bread for signs of sprouting legs and claws...

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

Scary? It could be worse...

www.b3ta.com/board/7961183

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

You're wrong.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

i am?

*reality unravels*
now you've done it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahah

I didn't say it. It was Simon. *points*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

thats the last straw simon!!

*rolls newspaper*
THWACK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

Hahahah

Smack 'im on the nose?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

all over!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

Oooh.

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

it was the sunday papers so one whack was all it needed!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

*crochets reality back together*

There ya go, Lad.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

Reality is just

a crocheted tapestry. *emo sigh* It all unravels so quickly.

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

like a badly wrapped birthday gift.....

(sorry)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

oh no.....

*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

lovely needle work...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

Why thank 'ee, kind sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

do you do socks?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

Well, not in a sexual way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

oh.

never mind then...

=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

tis Simon Amstell?

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

You're right!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

*dances*

tis good!

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

*joins dancing* ta!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

Is he saying he's Jesus too then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

Don't think so.

Why?

Also, you reminded me of this. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

I did? Cor.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

PAF!

cliki o'magnify

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

Woo!

*clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

Ha, brill =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

I'm sure I spotted a FWAP

woo!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

had to slip one in

don't get a lot of free time and can multitask efficiently :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)

hahaha!!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

afternoon

how u doing

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chumpchop fruity as a nutcase, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

meh,

bit pissed off with poxy work but other than that... yeah!
you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

same

still, we might win lotto

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chumpchop fruity as a nutcase, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

need to play it first!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

FP THIS NOW

*clicks*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

shhhhhh

you will jinx it

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caffeinefreak, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

Nice!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)

FIGHTS!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

Come on Dishwasher!

Bugger.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

POUND THAT DISHWASHER HARD

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

Hahah

this. *click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

I like this :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

hahah!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

It kills flies too.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

*buys 10*

Keeps tinkers off your tinkle?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

That's grate!

Zap!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

damn those frenchies!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

bzzt

I find that a lot of inventions have unexpected side-effects on Papists

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

Is she an electric papist?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

nownownownownownownownownownownownownownow

nownownownownownownownownownownownownownow

GIRL

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A ~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A ~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR

~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR

~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR

~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR

LET'S START A ~~WAR~~ COMMUNION

START A NUCLEAR ~~WAR~~ COMMUNION

AT THE ~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR ~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR ~~GAY~~ CATHOLIC BAR

WOOOOOW!

That was so much effort.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

hahaha!!

but worth it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

I'm all out of breath now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

/ loves Joel Vietch's animation to that.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

*puts Tea down*

Bwhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

I miss the old pope

he was class. This new one is just sinister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

and a robot

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

*applauds*

I have a Dime bar. Wanna share?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

PHWOAR

You know I do!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

*licks*

Here!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

Like that'll stop me...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

GROO!!

For that I figure I owe you a rl Dime bar.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

Yup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

I'll carry one around from now on. On the off chance I'll bump into you.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)

It's on a meter

She's a Pre-Papist.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

hahahahah

TEALOL

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

*buys 11*

finally i am a crafty consumer.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Oh.....bollocks.

What was that from?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

Futurama

Zoidberg!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahaha!!

stay in when it's raining though...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Pffft.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

Mmmmm cozy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

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