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[challenge entry] buuuu beee biiiiiii beeee biiiiiii BZZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Konnie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# someone's got a sharp eye!
www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/blog/turtle_power.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *rubs eye*
*handybleedytime*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# the fucking cruel bitches
let him go you cunts.

i fucking hate konnie, how she survived 10 years on blue peter i'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It's terrible these days, like Saturday Superstore
without helmet hair DJ Mike Read. Sarah Greene was lovely though. I'll never forgive Mike Smith for marrying her.

And now they're ditching Grange Hill! Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# There is no Byker.
Kids TV became shit long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Last night they were talking about a BBC channel
for teenagers. I can't imagine anything worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Fucking Skins.
Teenagers watch that, don't they? Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Some kind of soft core porn channel?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I was watching a 21st Century Girl's Guide to Sex a few days ago.
There was vulva and all sorts. And sexytiem. And internal cameras. And a money shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# This is exactly what Britain's teenagers want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# That doesn't surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# No, just some programming that is wholly embarrasing to teenagers
and useless to everyone else. It will make you want to kill your television.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Like that Sex With Mum and Dad
thing. What good can come of it? Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^this
without a doubt
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i love konnie.
i really really do.

EDIT: oh dear.....i really didn't want to stagger across this ite, looks a little creepy zip.to/konniehuq

EDIT2: but this, i did want to find www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp7LH-TvJc
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Everyone does.
She really reminds me of my best mate from primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# your best mate was a tv presenter at a primary school?
*mind boggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# No, but she does look a bit like her.
Except less brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ...and a nicer font?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Silly Heffrey
Huq is not church.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Good morning, Captain.
Sorry, I was just chiselling the crusties out of my eyes, so I may have posted out of context.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# avoid teh pop ups!!
www.still-life-captures.com/konniehuq/

yes.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# LET HIM GO YOU COWS!!
run simon RUN!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lucky old simon, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# And now: the de-bigulated version.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh you dirty thread deleter!!
=)

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^
I lost my reply. All that typing for nothing.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *hugs*
it's ok.
i'll kick him in the nuts for you on saturday..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I deleted it as soon as I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# haha!
i know!
just joshing chief!
now lets give the gerries what for!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Squirrels with nuns and after-birth.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Mr Jackson,
That was beneath you, sir.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ah, to be on the other side 'ey? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# It's dark over here!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# i can't draw nuns....
the habits are a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Nope, that excuse isn't working either....
C'mon - get drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# HERE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That nun's got some saggies.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# i modelled her body on your milestone posts...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Not enough detail
Presumably, the squirrel pinned the nun down in the park one day because she didn't want to share her nuts, the ungodly bitch. Her habit became ripped in the scuffle and, because as we all know squirrels love tits, the sight of her disproportionately large knockers inflamed the squirrel's ardour and he penetrated her roughly. She loved it and they spent all afternoon making hard yiffy love in the bushes.

Nine months later, she's back in the nunnery having squirted out a half squirrel monstrosity and is attempting to cover her tracks by eating it and the afterbirth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I bow to the master.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Richly Deserved, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It was all JJ's idea
I just fleshed it out a little to add authenticity.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# does my picture tie-in at all now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Your rendition is like the prewatershed version

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Must be six nuns
obviously!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# now if only i could draw and think of something TO draw....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Well, you better come up with something....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# why didn't you just edit it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hehehee
ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Ah, that's better.
And woo as well.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# poor pip.......
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# The bigger the better
with sequential art joy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Heh.
I once did this semi-purposefully to an ex.

It was just a saved game though, not one of these online malarkies where his frustration was public

/complete bitch out of context
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yay!
a scarlett a day keeps the misery away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# oh my for anyone but scarlet thats a paddling
........actually....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# RAVE TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# fuck my penis
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *injects my seed into your jap's eye*
*wanks it out again*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# that is a seriously nasty mental image you have just generated there....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm too disturbed by it to even make him an award.
eeeeewwwwww.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hands out bottles of mind-bleach
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# recycling ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this?
link contains gabba!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPKYZxfeFmE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# FUCK!!!!!! CHARLIE LOWNOISE AND MENTAL THEO!!!!
EDIT: that song goes bizarrely well with the above gif
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha :)

the good ol' days!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# haha i was in a second hand shop a few days ago and saw one of their early CD singles.
it almost brought a tear to my eye, then i remembered that they made songs like this.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha I have about 500 12" records like this :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNlUg8SrPlI&feature=related

I need to dig them out again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# oh yes..... oh very yes.
Do you remember that one that went like this:*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH STANDUP!!!!!!*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH
*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH*BMPH

'twas a classic that yin
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# haha yes..about 450 of them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha yes!
*raves*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# yes
woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *peers*
Is that Northern Soul danci.... WILLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I laughed at this
more than I should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Fullscreen mayhem


Found this in my gif's sorry if its a repost.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# haha
ace
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# He needs to see Prod's dentist
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# but... the cursor.. real face... not... arg!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# And so the dream arc ends.
I'm secretly well chuffed with the page layout today.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Erm.....
I am confused but happy

*cuddles awesomeopard*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *looks*
*looks more carefully*

...?!

*looks behind*

I'll be honest with you here mate, I'm not seeing my cd.

That is to say 'WOO', that's braw! that is
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# You can have my CD if you like
I've got a CD full of lovely AOL. I am currently using it as a coaster, a SpecialDestructoThrowingDisc and also a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *folds arms*
I want THAT cd. With the Hexy musics.

Edit: Why? But WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Why?
Why what?

If you're talking about the birds, it's because just like you, they want to be close to me.

edit: brb, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# DESTRUCO DISK!!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hypnodisk was better
damn you, razer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hypnodisk was always shit
the disk would come off about five seconds in!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# no, it didn't!
did you not see what it did to the first one it fought? dinosaur-themed, i think, but i can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# but hypnodisc was never in dragonball z
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8037680
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *strokes*
I'd offer you some mink snacks but my image hosting is FUCKING FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# damn image hosting
*shakes fist at image hosting*
never mind, i've just had a 'nana anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *makes wooden fists*
i'm ready ma!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# you haven't kept it a secret very well
that's the last time I tell you about my cock-AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# awesome-o-pard looks quite frightened?
and somewhat surprised to find that he is not flying over sunlit mountains, as he imagined, but is in fact huddled beneath his quilt in a darkened room.

poor awesome-o-pard! i can so relate. :)
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# my dreams consisted of thunder storms and dragons last night :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# woo!
My dreams are shit these days. Last night I had a dream that I was in the bathroom with my ex boyfriend, and he was kissing me, and then he just disappeared, and then I looked around for him and looked in my bedroom, and he wasn't anywhere. Then I looked around and thought 'there's no logical explanation for this. is this a dream? ...nah, it's too real to be a dream.'

psh.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# pfffh my dreams are mental
it's usually some end of the world u.f.o invasion going on around me, and me walking down to the shops to get a few bottles of buckfast..

then I wake up and I never get to drink them :( haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha :(
I remember when I got back from america, all my dreams were about cherry root beer.

I love the stuff, but you just can't get it here :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# My dream was all about coming to work, and dbroon giving me a souwester as it was
raining outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# bless 'im :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I had a dream about vomitting repeatedly the night before last
then in the dream I though I hope I'm not really vomitting, I might choke and die or at least make a mess, and woke up to check. Once again a night's sleep prematurely ended.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I once dreamed I was an angle
I just kept seeing myself places and going - oh look - where that tree leans against the wall, that's me, I'm there... and where that bridge meets the river bank, there I am... hello me :)

it was the loveliest and strangest dream I've ever had.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# that's amazing!
you're amazing!
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# \o/
Ooh I forgot to ask. How was your gig last week (or the week before)?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I did both, as it happens
and they liked me so much I will be doing another on tuesday coming! It went very well thanks for asking ^_^ how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yay!
Doing musics in front of a crowd is one thing but having to make people laugh takes a very brave man!
I am fine thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# oh the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
*clicks*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *sneaky snuggle time*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# 'lo Prof!
I noticed the cat in a party hat post a few down *points* and it reminded me of the cats/party/wrong house animation. Was that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# possibly
the only thing I remember of mine is the dancing Panda... which I lost long long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I may have it
Watch this space.
*rummage*
Et voila..
I really must make a point of saving my fave posts again. It really passes the time when I am bored to view them again.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# you'll not find it in there young lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Wrong on two counts!
1. I did.
2. Young Old.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hmm
find it you did.

but i'm going to bet that you're younger than me so my young lady comment stands!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Captain Hood-Butter is older than me
and one other B3tard.
I am the oldest female B3tard (I r 50).
Top THAT you young whippersnapper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
my mum's older than you and she's a b3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# my mum's older than you and she's not a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you mean the head nun?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# What is her username?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# chumpchop
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# dammit
i am very sorry to say that you are one year older than my mother.

(i r 31 by the way)

but still, looking at your profile, you scrub up well.

that's a lovely skull you have
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# If I was a proper grown-up I would mother all the male B3tards
but I'm not. I'm just as peurile as everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *farts*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *lights match*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hah - young 'un!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# LOL!!!
hahahaha
*edit* HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# :D
you know I love you don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *Nods*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# haha
I wasn't expecting that!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# damn you, dog!
living out my dreams!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahaha! very good!
I'll just slide this in quietly so no-one notices...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I noticed!
It was woo then and it's still woo now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The marvellous, mechanical, mouse organ!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# wow!
i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *edit*
I cant get over how the keys move! i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# i still adore this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# lol...
There's nothing like getting a pussy to clear the old pipe organ...
(The Beardy Weirdy "A day without a buzz is a day that never wuzz", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# This was, is, and probably always will be...
my favourite thing on b3ta... ever.

Yay! *clicks*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Wheeze!
Gurgle...

that made it for me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# four frames of motion ftw
reminds me of GTA

woo
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# that'll learn him
fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# woo
i like
i wonder how often my dog has dreamt that dream
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I love his little face!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Arf arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahahha - nice one!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# that definatley WON'T get the kids set up for all day at school!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I have a lovely spliff all to myself every morning
whilst watching the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# haha!!
does it make the news seem more... real!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It makes Bill Turnbull seem normal
when really he's just as stoned as I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i can't smoke before going to work
my meh levels are low enough already
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Me neither
I prefer a can of special brew
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crack off the wifes tits for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Your wife is made out of meringue
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or ice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or brandy snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Meringue better for sexytiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# They melt when wet
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Better than ice.
Imagine getting stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's true love, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# /Paul Daniels
That's MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# yeah cos having a wife that melts into nothing when wet would be right sexy
*twirls index finger next to temple*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# So you'd rather have a wife that you stick to with your bellend
who will also melt due to the heat created by the warm arts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# if...
but...

shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# As long as it has tits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I prefer it when women are made from
the stuff you normally have them made from... dematologically tested silicone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# why would she get wet?
you mean in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I think someone's into watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You could fashion some sort of
impenetrable cape.

/Raincoat.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you're suggesting that you fashion a wet suit for your ice wife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You say this like he's fucking mental or something.
Seems perfectly rational to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# because you're fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# SLANDER
I shall see you swinging from the highest yard arm in the docks for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ma-an
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# There's the rotter, officer
He is a slanderous oaf of the first water, and I wish to have him executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!
you will always remebers this day as the day you almost caugh... oh - you've caught me.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes it is.
Mental would be making a wetsuit for my ice lady, but using Fire as a raw material!

Oh how we laughed.

/runs off
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'd love if you could make me something out of fire.
I would like a little cat made out of fire. I'd call him fireypuss, and I could set him on gentlemen callers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# But how would you have
cuddle tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ice based mittens!
And perhaps an ice apron for chesty hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Oh that's excellent
I'm glad you thought of that for me. I was thinking I'd have to become a fireman and get some of those fetching big trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
'meh level'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It cheers me up for the inevitable 'drag self kicking and screaming'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i done it once
i didn't do a bit of work all day

and i had a headache from concentrating too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
I think you may need to have it built up into your system during your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I took an E before going to work once
I'd been up all night and thought it would help.

I don't rememeber anything from that day, except watching The Thing when i got home.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The Thing's a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Even I can spot the obvious flaw in that plan
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I know that NOW!!!
I was young and full of stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You were being fisted by Jade Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# and drugs, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# O_O
you don't know me very well do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't read your bloody biography, dude.
You've never told me much about your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's cos i don't really remember it
i was stoned all the time




*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hang on,
you told me you was an orphan in the local nunnary and now you're the vicar of a small community in scotland that had never heard of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's right
but we have a massive marijuana plantation in the nunnery gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ahhh!
you left that part out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what part?
sorry, my memory's not waht it once was
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# don't read his biography
it's very self indulgent and he makes outrageous claims about knives
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he also
accuses chestnuts of being lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well they are
making children knock them out of trees with sticks instead of just falling out like every other cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# have you ever stood next to the "queen"
she buzzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they are not outrageous claims!
watch

*twirls*

OW, ME PINKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I just cannot imagine that
I have never really been in to recreational drugs in any way, but having a joint in the morning seems as weird to me as having a pint (in the morning).
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I've done that too, but only when young.
Please take into the equation my extremely high tolerance to all THC based narcotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It wasnt a judgement
At all, I cant tell you are 'a normal', it just seemed like soemthing that my body would reject. Much the same, I assume, as having a 8am pint.

Saying that, I havent ever tried it. Perhaps I should crack open an Erdinger tomorrow morning!
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Do you drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# My wife mad!
thanyou, thankyou, I'm here all week, try the Veal.

Errrm, yes I do drive, and i'm not even married (yet).
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# If bloody only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ^this
very, very hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# im sure you could make them yourself
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'm sure I could.
If I could be arsed.


Weetabix looks quite difficult to make though. What's it all stuck together with?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hopes and dreams.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# !
MOTHER FUCKER - GET OUT OF MY HEAD mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hope
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# dream
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hello cheeky chops
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *giggles*
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# and s
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *has hope and dream*
*buys s*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that's right
SHOPES AND DREAM

*winner*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# shopes?
i shopes my arshe, but only in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# that's because you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# what is the correct way, o master?
teach me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# sand
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# strong nuclear force
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# weak electro magnetic potency
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# physics ftw
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yay
clever b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# baby animals
and fear.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Milk?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# my cousin
had something like that on a t-shirt many years ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# well as something so simple, bindun-ness was a certainty
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
bloody stuff always makes me really edgy, i hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# wouldnt know
je suis a weed virgin
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# me too!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# stay that way
in my humble opinion it's waste of time and money. and in my experience it turns perfectly lovely folk into complete arseholes who i generally want to just bugger off and come back when when the effects have worn off.

edit/ i should add i feel much the same with drunks, and folk on most other subtances, i've tried a few but they don't agree with my temperament, i'm much nicer and better company clean .
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I tried it a couple of times
and the only effect it had on me was to completely drain the blood from my head, feet, hands and cock and make me want to vomit up my pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I have personal guidelines about the stuff
1. To be taken sober. No mixing with booxe.
2. To be taken with mates at home or anyplace where you know you will be sleeping.
3. To be taken in moderation.
4. Most importantly but probably difficult for those in the UK. Know your source or only smoke the plant not resin. Make sure what you have resembles a plant that is untouched.
/'pot's pot for dummies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar!!
and on this topic i have recently taken to munching half-gram bags of weed when drunk and without papers, rather than smoking it.
What do you eat when you're drunk that you really shouldn't?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ass
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# nice!
have some chips with that, BRAW!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# chips are a bit soft, ill go for the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fried egg butties
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oh. fuck. yes.
i don't agree though, i think egg butties SHOULD be eaten when drunk, and sober.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i try to avoid fried foods
i look enough like a number 8 as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oh yeah now this one is shared by most people i think, a common affliction of the beer.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ad when you consider the actual badness
inside the thing.

Vile.

(unless its a PROPER kebab)
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well, it is the Merkin pronounciation after all! ;)
NEVER make hash cake, then get the munchies, and then that's the only sweet thing in the house.

Fatal!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# been there, done that
wore the look of horror when all i could see for 2 hours was tiny coloured triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Trouble is...
eating it is too hit and miss. It takes quite a while to take effect and you can't regulate it. You may ingest too much but only realise it a couple of hours later by which time it's too late to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# especially
if you've had a couple of mitsubishis as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I don't eat cars either
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# don't you?
not even that cakey skoda?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha a vicious vicious circle i suppose...
*plots to replace all of WiL's munchy goodies with Mushroom and Hashbased baked products*

*whistles innocently*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You're fecking mad
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# no.......
simply too lazy to go out and buy papers.
Don't worry, i swallow it whole mostly, to avoid the taste. Trouble is, i SWEAR the next day i can feel it in my stomach, it's like the rest of me wakes up reasonably straightlaced and decent, but my stomach is still stoned as a saudi stripper.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# myself whole
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# shit........just...like......shit, man.
how do you manage that? it's surely impossible shirley?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# jizz
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiice, pineapple flavoured?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count ?
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Them people off the advert have got your cat smoking noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i just spazzed back,
i'm sorry for your loss and of course we'll raise a pint for you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ahhh
no, don't be sorry and yay, drink merrily for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# if you insist!
*starts now*
glad i keep 3 bottles of port here for emergencies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# what a happy pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# of course it counts
it is a kitten wearing a hat.

may not count, but what the hell, it's a challenge not a competition
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# YAY!
(and on my birthday too! ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Dunno really, saw the new poster, had to do something
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha!
Or "Taxi!"
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
I thought a flowery parasol might look nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# the posibilitied are endless
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# nice
See I can't hear the title without thinking there's a scientist sitting a corner crying & wanking gently into his latest theory as he reaches the grim realisation that it's all bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Arf!


Click for bigger (91KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] sorta
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Whenever I see robins
I think of a Calvin and Hobbes strip I once read which involved a birdy (may not have been a robin) tweeting and then going into 'ON TOP OF SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEETTIIIIIIIIIIIIII ALL COVERED WITH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
i know the one you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Oh thank fuck
I was wondering if it was an actual memory or one of them false ones your brain makes up for japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# haha!!
damn treacherous brain!i thought all this was in my head until i met jessie and prof martin and weasel!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D No, we're real. And FABULOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# yay!!
yeah you are!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# it's like a little sparrow
but it's singing at the top of its voice?
mouth wide open?
and the words are written all big like?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Aye, that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION!
it's not really
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I can vouch for this strip existing.
Used to sing it myself for ages.
Only thing my step-dad ever admitted annoyed him about me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# JESSIE! *gently and loosely curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I bet there was more. Kids are dead annoying a lot of the time.
I remember my cousins going through the 'why' stage. At the same time. So it was in stereo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ther-Ermine

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ooooh I want one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Which
one? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The theramine.
The woman looks haughty and French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# "Haughty"
There's a word you don't hear enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I told someone to vamoose this morning.
Vamoose is an excellent word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Pinking Shears.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I have some in my desk drawer.
I work in administration, you see. Where you never need pinking shears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# fulsome and vulpine
words i like but never hear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Voluptuous is an excellent word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# my wife
insists on saying voluMptious

she thinks it sounds better
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Voluptuous???
Maybe... I prefer Blunderbuss...
(The Beardy Weirdy "A day without a buzz is a day that never wuzz", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Trust you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Trust me...
Trust me??? Are you mad??? Someone did that once and I let them fall flat on their back...
(The Beardy Weirdy "A day without a buzz is a day that never wuzz", Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# mrs monstrinho says this all the time
tho technically she's saying 'vamos'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# 'Hypnotique'...
...apparently.
EDIT: You wait until she opens here eyes and notices...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Sounds French to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Quite.
Wiv zees Airmeen I wheel mek ze b-yootiful moosic!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *tut*
VOUS EST UNE PUTAIN DE LA MUSIQUE. C'EST TON PIMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ummm....
...about half past twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I suspected as much.
Shameful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *Is shamed*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I should bloody think so.
Coming in here with all your hairs and creases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You leave my hairy crease out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# But it makes it so much BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# oooo!
that's rude!
i'm also quite pleased that i understood it, although i've never been a putain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Vous n'aves pas le sex pour l'argent?
Mais j'ai 700 Euro pour...pour.... rien. Je suis desole.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# pff!
700 euro? c'est l'amour! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Vous est tres cher, mais c'est rien pour une fille de ta calibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# aaawww!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
in that case I'm not googling it at work.

These IT sorts are monitoring everything.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
No we're not.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# nice punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# thankyouverymuch...
I'm here all night...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# bwahahaaa!
bill bailey's gonna want one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *fetches taxidermy kit from loft*
now I just gotta find me a weasel.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# tasty like an ondes
best entry I've seen yet..
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# this goes perfectly with
jimi hendrix "burning of the midnight lamp"
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# a follow up:
the Ondes Marmoset
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# the voices in the newsletter told me to do this

sorry about the repost, but the board was spacking out so hard last
night as to be pretty much frozen for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# fab
really fab
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# LOL!
Nicley! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha!
i did a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hurrah for Viz!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
who?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# O_O
My ex would have punched you by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# how big is he?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 6ft2ish
But he's a total cunt so if he ever does hit you, kick him in his little cotton reel cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ...
will do.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you'll know it's him
as he looks like a viking, dresses like James Hetfield did in the mid 80s and will probably introduce himself by telling you how fantastic he is.

edit: I actually have good taste in partners, he was just a blip as he was influential in the scene. Ish. I got to meet musicians through him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# his is name Captain Fantastic?
or perhaps Techno Viking?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No.
He has a generic name. A generic name for a generic boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# It was a letter in Viz magazine about 5 years ago:
"Has anyone else noticed that if you put your thumb over Paul Simon's face on the Simon & Garfunkel Album Bridge Over Troubled Water", that it gives Art Garfunkel a huge Cossack moustache?"

Yours I took it is an animated version.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh it's a
magazine.

I got the idea from the b3ta newsletter. which probably got the idea from some guy. who got the idea from viz. who got the idea from some guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I am still a happy subscriber to said publication
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Me too
Its has ALWAYS been hit and miss as far as I am concenred, so I dont see any particular decline of late.

have you read the book by the guy who set it all up?

he's a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Great book that
They all come across as such NORMAL blokes who are suddenly shifted into the ccelebrity limelight.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Drunken bakers are a fucking masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# fully agreed!!
worth the subscription price for them alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Paul Simon > Art Garfunkel
in all ways except physically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hurray!
That's most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Nicely!
How did you do the jacket / chin?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# the jacket I did with the clone tool in photoshop.
and just guessing.
and the chin is adapted from paul's.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahah
LEAVE PAUL SIMON ALONE... AND I MEAN IT!!!


/relurks
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahhaha - that is funny - nice one
Simon and Garfunkel rule

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# That's superb
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# repost schempost!
I love it all the same! woo! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hello zog
you gorgeous hunk of man you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hell o
mict o
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# yay! trouble over bridgewater!
good ol' half man half biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha!
yaay! hello from the past!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# that sir is fucking ace!
funniest thing on the front page.
very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# this is good
more please
(william_shatner, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel quite sorry for this little fella...
I think his mate does too..


now with 2 drums..

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# splendid
now do the other hand
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yup
would probably look better... but i'm so crap at these things, unless everything lines up i'm screwed.

Perhaps he just likes the sound of the little chap on the right.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# you're already there.
cut the arms off, stick them on seperate layers, duplicate them and flip them horizontally.
have the bloke armless on the background layer,
and do the same blur/wobble to the other monkey.
swap the up and down arm from side to side and see how it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Something like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# eggsackly
and with a little extra shirt blending for good measure.

glubglub had done the hard bit in dreaming up the idea. i am currently void of ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i did the other drum..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Great Stuff!
That's loads better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# although..
i prefer your monkey head shaking style ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hehehhe
although the first thing I thought of for some reason, was this quotation:
"Ah, chilled monkey-brains!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I've had pigs brains in a sausage.
It was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hmmm... I was in Tel Aviv a while back, and on one of the menus was "Lungs in Gravy"
didnt have the nerve to try it at the time though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Ah you wuss
I always try scary food unless it's dog or cat.

edit: or disgusting icelandic shark stuff. Nowaynever. I've been close to it, that's enough for me- just the smell made me vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# heheh
i'd rather eat the snake surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Dirty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# i thought the beetles looked kinda appetising :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i'd forgotten about the beetles
strangely, they do seem the least rank of the three
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# That bloke looks so happy though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Is that Pervez Musharraf spanking the monkey?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# MONKEYDRUMS!

monkeydrums monkeydrums monkeydrums MONKEYDRUMS! monkeydrums monkeydrums monkeydrums monkeydrums monkeydrums monkeydrums ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Have you seen Chris Cunnigham's Monkey Drummer?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# No
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# & We have a winner!

* Next challenge please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He bangs the drums...
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Well....
there goes that idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yes.
yes he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# My first attempt at using Illustrator


anyone know where I can find some absolute beginner tutorials? I can only find some that assume some basic knowledge of how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# That minimalist devil seems quite taken with him.
I don't know, I never learned Illustrator. Only shop and Quark etc. Manwife could help, but he is at work, designing ting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# haha i didn't look at it like that
but that is how i'm drawing devils from now on! its an absolute bitch to use. I'm sure once i've got the knack it'll be amazing but its so confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I'll ask him if he knows of any tricks tonight.
He's pretty much had to retrain me in shop as I'd forgotten a lot of it, but not the retouching. That I remembered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I use these
online.caup.washington.edu/courses/LarcWI01/LARC440/illust_Inside.htm

www.tutorialized.com/tutorials/Illustrator/1

I loves Illustrator - I believe it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# it looks pretty epic
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# thanks very much
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# this is quite basic
www.ndesign-studio.com/resources/tutorials/
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Nice!
I'm struggling with "Paint" at the mo'
Can anyone remind me of the slightly better version you can download?

:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
#
www.paint.net
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Thank you
I'll ditch all this seamy shite then!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
#
the only way i manage to get away with fewer seams is because of my dirt cheap tablet, i have no idea how i'd cope with just a mouse no matter what app' i was using, i'm far too cack handed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
#
I was bought a tablet for christmas, and I'm far too cack handed to use it! I'm far better with the mouse :(
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# plug it back in
and play, it's easy, just like using a normal pen, don't look at the stylus/pen thing just watch the screen you'll get a feel for it in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I'm not too bad with seams in photoshop
because I use the pen tool but Paint is a different matter, I just can't do a thing!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# As requested, Lance! *(drawn using a tablet and pen in Photoshop)
Lance! *(drawn using a tablet and pen in Photoshop)
and further I've had SO many people asking how I do these I took a frame at every completed stage so you can see the whole thing took approximately 10 hours (as he is a bitch to draw due to his skin having extraordinary detail!) over 2 days on & off and for once I won't be doing live updates after posting as I've had this a day already due to being on my travels at the mo.

Cheers!

Large uncropped final version: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/lanceh.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That is so very, very excellent.
Can I make a request? At some point, just because it's him, could you do Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# easy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nope
Jack as in THE ONE AND ONLY. (Nicholson)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i know
i was being faseesh fascet fasteso cuntish
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Beehatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# natch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# cuntish is a great word
it should be used more
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# it should
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Damn!
FOr a second there, I thought you meant Jack Bauer... would have whole-heartedly supported your request for Jack if it had been him...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# bloody hell thats woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Do give my love to everyone on Saturday
I do have enough money to attend, but I'm going to be at my granddad's house sorting through my grandma's things (translation: stopping him throwing any other heirlooms away).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :(
I'm sorry miss
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It's ok
She wanted to go, my uncle (her son) died a few years back and she's not been the same since. Eventually it was cancer and I'm glad she's out of it now, as she was in so much pain.

She was a great nanna, mad as a bloody hatter.

I'm ok, seriously. These past few days have been a bit shit, but I'm getting there. I don't really do death as my family live for so long- as of yet we've had two deaths in 23 years (my life) - my uncle and nanna.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *hugs*
my grampa died last year. it's not nice

*more hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I remember, kitten.
*hug* thank you. I am alright though. More worried and granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# make sure
you keep something to remember her by. all my grandparents died when i was a child and i have nothing to remember them by, which i deeply regret.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I will be doing
I think I'm inheriting her grandma's engagement ring, I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# that's lovely!
something passed down through the family that obviously meant a lot to her. it's perfect. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Well, if he's not thrown it away yet.
It's beautiful, though. Big canary diamond. I'm not sure I'd trust me with it, but there we go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# don't worry
knowing how precious it is, you'll be very careful with it, i'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I don't either
My dog is nearing the end of his life, we've had him about 12 years, I've grown up with that mutt!

I know it's not the same as a person but I've been really surprised how badly it's hit me, the idea of him not being about any more? even just seeing that he can't do the things he used to.

I actually studied Death in Society at uni, and logically I'm right up there with the reality...but emotionally I've been completely blindsided and I think that's because I've not had experience of death.
A couple when I was too young to remember, one I never got told about (and hadn't seen her for years anyway) and a few pets I'd not really formed that kind of bond with.

/essay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Oh bless you
an animal in the family's exactly the same, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# He's like a little brother
A mischievous, loving, personable, ever young brother

And now he's old, and starting to hurt, and slipping away from us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh sweetie.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Tanks bud! I never quite know how to respond when folks' reactions are so full on positive..
unless I do a :$ to every response, so I'll just repond to this one and say thanks to everyone for their kind words of support.

I hope to do more before I get well/bored...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# wooo!
awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I was going to ask how you did these..doh!

they're awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Holy Mother of Vector Art!
That's unspeakably good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# this is clearly the work of the devil
my mind is suitably boggled.

i shall now go and pray
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You could go and prey
swoop down on the unsuspecting people of London Town.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# the truth is i very nearly did
i spotted my spelling mistake in time though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Oh I think I prefer the image of you flapping about in the sky squawking
wearing a shitty kestrel costume.


We have red kites over here and they're bloody MASSIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# wow
especially wow for the full size version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Cheers feller, I'm getting esp good at eyes now I think
I think I could maybe try drawing something totally original and out of my imaginings soon!

However, I'm getting requests from friends to do portraits of them or their loved ones, esp considering Valentines Day is coming up, which may keep me busy, and they probably won't be suitable for showing on here, tho I can ask if they don't mind, we'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# the eyes are superb
and always the most important part
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Thanks again!
I do (as you can see in the GIF) always try to get them in early as then I feel I can see the 'life' in the portrait.

When I don't have so much spare time to do these I may try doing some less detailed ones as the earlier stages of chunky block colours are still recognisable and still look kinda cool, and of course, thy won't take so long to do, but I'm afraid I'm never quite sure when to stop and do rather enjoy the later 'fiddley detail' stages the most. But we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# fwow!
thats incredible. there aren't enough woos to describe how cool that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# This is ace!
W/Y/H

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Fuck.Ing. HELL
As always, in awe
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Somebodybus sattybus on a desk in orum
somebodyelsybus collapsibus (I think) tumteetumtee on the florum.


My best mate knows this rhyme as he did far more classics than I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm half-smiling right now
in the perplexed 'I know they're expecting me to get this, but right now I reeeally don't' kind of way

Also, in a rare instance of channel hopping yesterday I caught part of Diagnosis Murder. I now feel ever closer to my Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Don't worry, I don't know why I wrote it really.
It was quite a good one, about smallpox. Lots of hazmat suits and naughty scientists.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# blimey!
that is amazingly outstandingly brilliantly excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# truly awesome work
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I don't think I've commented on any of these yet
I suppose it's about time I did.
They are bloody amazing!
I've often wondered what you've actually done to the pics as sometimes they look as good as a photo,
now that you've broken it down into layers I can see what a wonderful job you've done of them.
You should look at maybe doing this professionally instead of just something to waste time during chav wound recovery.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I have been told this a few times, and/or asked the address of my webpage,
I don't have one and I don't know the first thing about setting one up, never mind how to 'do it professionally', and I imagine it's not simple, but if you or anyone else on here who may have a clue would be so kind as to offer some pointers/advice/links that might help get me on the right footing, I am of course happy to try, nothing to lose after all, and it would be nice to get something positive out of the bad experience that (by a roundabout route) got me to here.

I am just about to go do something elsewheres in a bit as I am at friends at this time, change of walls, and on their computer (took my laptop with me) but I'll check this and my messages out laters.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Shit Off (again)
Exceptionally Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# abso-chuffing-lutely ace
awesome work - :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] A 1, A 2, A 1-2-3-4.........
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

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