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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Pffft!

Most confusingly titled series of films ever:

1) First Blood
2) Rambo
3) Rambo 3
4) Rambo

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

I thought the last one was going to be called John Rambo

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

John Mclaine?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

On the Subject of Die Hard,

Why the fuck did ITV2 show Die Hard on Sunday Night, Die Hard 2 on Monday night and then not show Die Hard with a Vengeance on Tuesday night? Wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Die Hard 2 was on last night too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

What?

Another reason to hate the fucking shit that is ITV2!

*flounces off*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

because the BBC currently have the rights to air it

/as they did a couple of months back :)

/helpful answers 101

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

It was going to be but then

Sly decided he's going to make another one and that the last film should
be called John Rambo.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

aaahh!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

IMDB says that was the working title

and what they call it in Turkey.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

It is a turkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Erm

~~titled~~commisioned....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

what about

the neverending story?

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

Whats confusing about that?

The fact that it ended?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

I think they're up to about 16 in that series so far

so the name seems to be working.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

I just looked it up on IMDB

I don't know how many they've done but they do have this little gem:

The NeverEnding Story III (1994)
aka "Neverending Story III: Return to Fantasia" - UK
aka "The Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia"

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

I love trawling IMDB

we found this the other day. The longest film title ever:
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (1991)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Fucking Ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

I almost spit my coffee

at the Shocking 2-D!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

second one was called "Rambo: First Blood Pt.II"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Well if you're going to include subtitles

then Rambo 3 still doesn't make any sense even though its full name is Rambo 3: First blood part 3.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

pffft

you've captured the 'anxious retarded' look well!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

lovely illustration

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

all of these are ace :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

is Pete still doing that book research?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

Who is the Coloured guy?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

Gary Glitter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

The what now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Gary Shitter

/may not be true

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Council Gritter?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

*sends idea to Viz*

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

5. Pay nothing to Dried off a Bit

6. Profit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

Are you serious?

On both the colored statement and who it is?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Doh

Sorry I'm not very politically correct

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Arf!

Not your fault Im sure. I'm guessing you are upper middle class? ;)

And if you are serious about who that is, it is Michael Jackson.

EDIT: Which in retrospect, if anyone were to be termed Coloured I guess he would be the most apt considering the fact that the shade of his skin changes completely every few years.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

I'm not a retard

I know who michael jackson is
No I'm not upper middle class
I'm about as posh as Victoria Beckham!
IE not at all

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

do you also look like a twiglet dipped in caramel?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

Mmmmm!

Crunchy and sweet :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

I have something that looks like that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Oh my.

Oh my oh my.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

Noooooo........!

* clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

I was enjoying that until Jacko et al.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

I feel dirty

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Offers Wet-Wipe

"There you go..."

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Changes nick

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

Who is Nick...

and why does he need changing?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Sticky

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

she's been on the stage before.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

That still gives me the raging....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

She's let herself go recently

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Weetobix, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

oh my word!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

Hahah!

What exactly is she meant to be doing?

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Weetobix, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

We're in here, Trig..

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

YES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

INDEED

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hahaha!!!

Brilliant

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

superb shopping there sir

marvellous
*click*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

arf!

with Rodney as Abe Sapien

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

huzzah!

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mugatu, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

well I'll put this here then : )

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

what a film....

Click for bigger (117KB)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Haha!

Just silly :)

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Weetobix, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

yay

i was hoping someone had seen it :)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

hahahaha what?

ello dudley, have you been away?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

hellos :)

yes been busy at stupid work, so been in lurk mode.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

You are all of teh big silly

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

Freudian slips in space...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

Denny Crane.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

I endorse

the previously mentioned idea of another London bash in the near future.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

*claps raucously*

EXCELLENT!

I shall try not to lose all my money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

^This is sound advice

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

No letting me go in souvenir shops.

Also, can I not get quite as drunk as last time? I want to remember this one in full, please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)

Boo. Shame. No.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

No really, I glare at taxis apparently.

And have drunken babble matches with Fanj. He didn't even say anything, I don't think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

We need a b3ta secretary

to take minutes. Then we can get as drunk as we like, safe in the knowledge that someone else is remembering it for us.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

Who's teetotal?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

JollyJack

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

Yeah but would he come?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

Hell no

We're too scary and he'd have to stay overnight, which he doesn't do though he sometimes pretends he's considering it ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

I'm not scary, I'm bloody lovely.

Aren't I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

A bit of both

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

Tish pshaw.

Did I sit on your lap? If I didn't I meant to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

You didn't sit on mine

*pretends to sulk*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

I don't remember you sitting on my lap.

Put that on the list for the next bash.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

I didn't sit on any coats

Or have my lap sat upon

Cos I wasn't there

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

We're all a little weird by 'real' world standards

otherwise we wouldn't enjoy this quite so much

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

'ningles mam!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

'ning son!

You all good?
I'm trying to get myself enthused to do some prep work for a pretty important meeting tomorrow. Blegh.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

i'm an angry, angry boy at the mo....

whats your meeting about?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

anger management.

I think before I start the next phase for BA I'm sending all my guys on a danger management course. They are all fucking stuntmen in the workplace.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

How come?

What'd they do to you son?!

The meeting is my annual review where I have to evidence not only that i'm doing a job that can't really be evidenced in the ways they specify, but also that I'm 'advancing'...also impossible to evidence effectively.

Everyone knows I do a fucking good job, much to the chagrin of some, and yet I'm stuck being forced to sing my own praises on some dumb paperwork my manager is then duty bound to rip to shreds for the lack of evidence he knows I couldn't provide anyway.

You may be able to guess why I'm finding it hard to build up the enthusiasm...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

what a bunch of 'tards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

My Mrs

Boring Cow

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Is she any good at shorthand?

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

She usually manages to keep her hands to herself

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

Tho she can be fun

She drinks for one weekend a year at a hockey festival

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

I'm occasionally teetotal because drink generally makes me fall asleep

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

I can't say I remember much of it either

First time I met you and a few other regular 'regulars'

I do remember spending a bizarre amount of time sitting on a pile of coats by a table though.
Oh yeah, sorry to anyone who was there and had mysteriously squished things in their coats that night!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

My coat was in that pile.

You stuck a post-it to my breast- I can't remember what it said though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

'I like this!' ?

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

You're alright

my coat ended up trampled on the floor.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

As opposed to

The one next week at the Argyl Arms?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)

Yes

one with a bit more notice so I can talk the missus into letting me go out on the piss while she stays at home with the baby. And also one with some people I know.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

It's been on there for weeks

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

Silly St!cky! /links boarders are not real b3tans

They are a freakish cult of...well, freaks really.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Freakish Cnuts

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

Mr Cock......

analysis please.

^ninja'd

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

This made me laugh aloud

with fear and surprise

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

With eyes in your tears and rice in your eyes

a coat of vermillion is all you could spare

with rice cakes a plenty adorning your hair

the bright silken sun was awash with desire

when, from Lincoln market, you spotted the Spire

Oh how will it end, this passage of prose?

It's not Prose, you fool, It's...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

The girl with kaleidascope eyes

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

hahaha!!

i'll never look at him the same way!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

RAPE EYES

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

pffft

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

hahahhahahahahha

haaaaaaaaaaaaah

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

Aahh aaaahhh.. AAAARR.. ARFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Today Vlad and Ural dress up as very convincing lunch penguins and deliver communist propaganda flyers and leaflets to each and every household in Twickenham.
Residents will go hungry without the Lunch Penguin's special services unless they call 999 and ask for Michael Burke to come help flag down the genuine penguin.

What are you lot lunching on today?
(With apologies to those in Twickenham)

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

Covent Garden Soop

Thai Chicken Curry Flava

EDIT: I live in TW10, so I await the arrival of the penguins eagerly, spanging-pan in hand.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

I used to have a Mistress

in Isleworth. We used to drink in your neck of the woods. She was a nutter. That is all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

you cad!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

In the 'ignored cheating'

or 'thank you mistress, may I have another?' sense?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

just extra curricular

at the end of my first marriage.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

Aaaah, I see

I thought it was something exciting then but we've all been there I suspect

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

...well, not being your mistress

I think that's a pretty exclusive club, at least on this site

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

Not that

exclusive. You just never asked.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha, magnificent!

Don't spang Vlad too hard, I quite like him.
You can bash Ural around as much as you like, he's a bit of a masochist.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

I do not eat lunch. I am...

THE NIGHT BAKER

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

The usual

A bottle of vodka and a bottle of tequilla.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

I like to think you eat lunchables and frubes.

Whilst sitting underneath your desk. You eat the frubes last so you can jab people in the leg with it if they come near your lunchables.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

I knew I shouldn't have put that webcam up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

Carrying on from below

May would be best for me as it's just before when it gets really busy. Otherwise I couldn't get away with charging only a tenner for the night (prices go up from the first of June).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

Hmmmmmmmmmm

JUDE WHERE ARE YOU?

I need a secondary opinion on this. May is good for me, I don't know about her.

What do people think? Anyone interested in going to London in May? I shall be hopefully grabbing some other b3tans slightly later on in the year depending on what they're doing but I could do with a London meet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)

Maybe the last Saturday in May?

The 31st

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'm up for that.

*push* go and put it on the calendar then.

Edit: somewhere with a beer garden or something though, yeah?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

It'll get on that

I'll just rustle up a poster thingy

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)

WOOHOO!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)

I work in the city

Well, sit at a desk in the city.
Tell me where!
Tell me when!
THen I'll chicken out at the last minute

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'm thinking somewhere I know that's good and I can get a load of tables reserved

Oneils in Earls Court. Easy to get to and central

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Has it got a place for smokers

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

Well not inside obviously:P

It's out front, ther's tables and such.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

i would've been paid...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

Beers on you then!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

erk!

*welds wallet shut*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

I had an apple earlier

and then just now wholemeal bread with ham and lots of leafy stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

can is bein on piret ship nao?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

What as?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

:o..

I get to choose?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

Course you do, I can never be arsed.

I get to veto any suggestions though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

don't do it Grimmie!

she'll rape you and steal your beard to add to her own!

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

MUAHAHA.

*ahem*

lies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

Alo Johnson!

She's already got someone as official beard.
I am safe.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

Aye, and he does indeed have an amazing beard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

Legal bound breaker?

Communist overlord?
Very tall person?
Official lunch penguin?
5punky representative?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

should be ok, doesn't involve pianos

*stomps*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

FUCKING HELL

You're on the bloody ship, aren't you?!

My GOD, you're like my nan when it comes to grudges.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

fucking pirates!

They are not all good. You have no idea the bollocking I gave this guy. Do you know how long it takes to lay a coil like that? ;)
( plus in his eager larping later he lost his sword overboard which turned out to be an expensive one he had borrowed ).

Click for bigger (145KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA laying coil.

Sorry.

I'm going to get someone to make me a proper cutlass- not out of e45 (is that the one?) sprung, just normal stainless I think. So not battle ready, but pretty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

at the christmas market in Weimar

there was a whole medieval marketplace in one of the little courtyards, and there was a big blacksmith's stall where they made knives, swords, axes and such before your very eyes, using old methods. It was fucking excellent. I stood there for quite a while watching a bloke make a scary looking knife.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

takemetakemetakemetakeme.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

"hello little girl.

would you like to see some knives? Hop in"

You must have been a nightmare for your parents ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

Yup.

If it looks like it'll kill me, I want to play with it. This includes sharks, tigers, bears, crocodiles, combine harvesters and ebola.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

hang on a sec.

whilst I get my Nobunaga armour out and ready my Katana, Wakizashi, Tanto and Naginata. I'll find you something to play with ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

stop making her come.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

Spoilsport.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

if you just want nice for show

then this will do you.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ARRRGG-PIRATES-OF-THE-CARIBBEAN-CUTLASS-SWORD-SABRE_W0QQitemZ260214427940QQihZ016QQcategoryZ43337QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

anything made of 440 stainless will keep nice. Just don't try edge fighting with it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

I'm buying that now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

i prefer a nice hand forged piece

with diferential heat treating.

i likethe way that ebay listing doesn't actually show you the blade. it myst be awful.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

Good enough for sticking to the wall though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

i suppose

just don't hit anything with it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDL4eiKhVc

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

haha

Truth be told The only good place for 400 stainless is on the wall as display ( and it is why there will never be an import issue with them as they are ornaments )
But at least have the sense to find a full tang blade if you plan on waving it around.
The spot welded Yank stuff is horrific.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

it is a display ornament

and clearly states it.
There are plenty of hand forged swords on ebay. I just don't think that the Captain wishes to spend that kind of money.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

hahaha

larping delights me. I may have to try it one day, but I fear that I would be frowned upon as some sort of tourist who hasn't actually played WoW or Warhammer before.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

You'd look good in a pirate costume, actually.

I can teach you enough Warhammer lingo to get by.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

hehe

I have more swords, armour and guns for show than you can shake a stick at. I don't like to spend a lot either. You should have talked to me sooner.

edit:// podted under the wrong reply, but I can't be arse moving it as you'll probably not get back down here to read it anyway ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

hahaha

*stops now*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

Official lunch penguin.

*toddles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

^Do Want!^

I can be Guardian of the post-it notes?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

You're a bit new, love.

Also, no post it notes on board. We just use shouting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

*Sulks*

Didn't wanna be on it anyway...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

Course not.

Come up with something big and impressive sounding.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

*unzips fly*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

I could be ever so cruel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

Pfft...

Micropenises FTW!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

*listens*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

Nothing

but an icy wind...

*wafts and runs away*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

sounds like a fad diet to me.

no mention of fags, tea or biscuits.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Today I have had three ciggies, 1 cup of tea

1 cup of coffee and no biscuits as I'm trying really hard to carry on all the good losing weightness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

are you giving up fags?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

Not on your nelly

I'll get fatter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

Smoke more.

Problem solved.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

I smoke quite a bit

Any more and I'll sound like Phyllis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

You'll murder folk at 'Bette Davis Eyes' on the karaoke, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

a good tip for that, so my fat mate assures me,

is to brush your teeth every hour or so. He said it really made him not want to eat, because everything tasted so gross. He lost weight, too.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'm doing alright so far

with eating more veg than anything else when I do eat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

I lost weight by eating lots of salad and if i was eating meat, only eating wafer-thin turkey ham

and eating Snackajacks instead of crisps.

Worked a treat.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

I can see.

You do look lovely now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

and bigger teeth?

super!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

ham and pastrami

Vienna splits with fresh salad, egg and lashings of Coleman's english mustard.
And cider. Fuck it, I did an hours work earlier. I deserve it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

That sounds amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)

it does

what's a vienna split, i'm guessing some sort of fancy bread roll with a dusting of icing sugar.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

It sounds to me like some sort of bap, yes.

I'm as informed as you are though...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

It's what the bakery call

a big chunk of French bread cut in half. I think they have ideas above their station but frankly I don't care what they call it, they make lovely butties.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

Bit of a baguette then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

i have the answer

www.recipetips.com/kitchen-tips/t--1130/bread-shapes.asp

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

That Miche looks LOVELY.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

yeah but you are in trouble

if your 'ring' looks like that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

I was wondering what the fuck kind of bread that was.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

or very pleased with yourself.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

I've not got the

sandwich rolls yet because frankly I can't be arsed to drive to the bakers although I have been thinking about it before this post. The cider however, is lovely.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

Is it nice cider?

A mate brought me back some scrumpy from Somerset. Now all scrumpy I've ever had before was lumpy, lovely and came in ceramic pots. This was clear, brown and came in a bottle. It also tasted like tramp piss.

It was, wasn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

yes it was. The problem with proper

cider is just that, the lumps, dead dogs and the stink.
This stuff appears to be called 'Amber Harvest'. It's quite nice but I expect it is cheap. I just asked her to pick me up some cider for a change. The only brief was "Don't buy anything you can imagine a tramp drinking on Shepherds Bush Green".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

I like the lumpy stuff.

And this local one that we sometimes get, that's nice. Very sweet though, I'm not a huge fan of dry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

cider reminds me of the taste of spunky paper

I find this to be less than pleasing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

Reminds you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

I think i should have said:

"tastes like what I imagine spunky paper to taste like"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

It isn't the same as far as I know.

Having tasted both spunk and paper, albeit not in one delicious morsel.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

fucking WHAT?

haha!

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

*shrugs*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)

Yey to Pez-dispensing penguins!

_/*\_

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)

Vlad & Ural

That made me think of Waiting for Godot and I dont know why?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

bacon sarnie

with sauce

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

Simple and classic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

nothing.

EDIT: oh wait, anger.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Anger is not for eats.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

owww!

my ulcer...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

Deep fried stomach ache

from too much booze at the gig last night :(

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

What gig that be?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

the hold steady in manchester

had many beers but no food, got home and figured that when the house started wobbling at about 1am that it was probably time to go to bed. My stomach is experiencing aftershocks on a seismic scale at the moment.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

DTF?

Homemade sammich.
coke zero

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

A tasty penguin-based alternative.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

crikey, is it lunchtime?

coffee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

This lunch time I will be mostly eating..

Some nice organic steak fried with garlic, rocket and cherry tomatoes in a wholemeal pitta.

(

Equus is still lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

i vote for this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

Mmmm, now there's a lunch!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

I just had myself a Bacon Sarnie and a Cuppa.

I think I may make myself some CHilli Chips in a bit....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

Baked potato

with bolognese and cheese

and I'm starving because I forgot to eat my 11 o clock banana

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

~~starving~~ thirsty ~~eat~~ suck ~~11 o clock~~ tummy

(

Carlossus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

Several cups of tea, sporadically punctuated by Extra Mints.

Nutrition at its best.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

I've had a nectarine, a bunch of grapes, a satsuma and a blueberry muffin.

and some coffee. and now it's time for a fag made from liquorice papers and peach tobacco.

what a fruity bastard.

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

That all sounds lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

egg roll with salad and a mozzarella ciabatta washed down with cola light, a coffee and two cigarettes

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

It's not even time for elevenses yet

but when it is, I will be having tea, spliff and some sort of chocolate biscuits.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

I am eating

the Peter Davison Doctor Who story Castrovalva. With chips.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

hurrah

I'm not doing much. Although I did a gig in twickenham a couple of weeks ago

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

no reason

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)

Is that

Sven Goran Ericsson?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

it's wolfgang schäuble

he's not that important. :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

^Needs more Ericsson^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

wheeeeee

is he going backwards?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

yes

will try to find a picture that shows him doing a backflip. may also contain rockets. :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)

YES!

THIS.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

needs more rockets...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

hehe

great

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Anybody got any Honeydews?

Want to have it large, as it were? click here.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

Ave it!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

Stacking E's for the hell of it!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

pffft...

have i ever told you i love you?

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

Haha, that is fantastic.

( needs more gurning and teeth grinding ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

this^

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

I like this

Especially the bit at the bottom where Alan Sugar has joined in the raving.

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

bUt FROgSes haVE NO TEETH?!!!!!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

then boy, are

his gums gonna be sore come Monday lunchtime.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

Not if they are soluble

The amphibian versions always are.

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

*does the glee and click*

*glees*
*clicks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

slight TJ

Fucking FBI are stealing my aggro. They better have their DPS up! ;)
www.curse.com/articles/details/7089/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

Having eliminated all terrorism in the real world

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA_hahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

hehe. I think that

the author has a sense of humour.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

if it was down to me

internet gamers would be first up against the wall, shortly followed by chatroom users and bloggers.

edit/make that gamers in general, basically anyone that has to plug anything in to play a game on it, and that includes battery powered games too

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

Yeah

BUt you'll bum anything!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

Shot by b3tans?

Oh please let it be 'shot by b3tans'. Hang on though, half of b3ta would need shooting too. Damn. What a kerfuffle!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

Yes yes yes this

MUPPET POSSE BLOWIN' - FOUR TO THE FLOOR - 'AVE IT!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

Back to the front

Front to the back
comin' atcha
like a heart attack....

What...

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Top one

Nice one
Sorted.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

Woo!

triffic!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahahahahahaha

/relurks

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahahahahah!

ooiitt! oooittt!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahaha

I've got some lemsip

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahaha!!

rincin'!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

[haha...fuck yes!

...I'm having to send that to a few people in the office...preempt it turning up in a months time ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

^This.

in spades.

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

awesome

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahahaha

muppetEtastic

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

sunday morning coming down

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

top one, nice one, get sorted

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

haha

splendid

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

excellent!

...but speaking of large, shouldn't their pupils be getting larger not smaller?

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)

^this

also, woo!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

It didn't look

as funny. Hence.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Nice!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

this is 876 kinds of woo

(

mugatu, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)

Epson Fury

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha

Wooperb!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Heh.

Should ask him to toner it down.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

You dpi git you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

Where's our printer baby?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

What? This one?

I still have it:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

good grief

is that the one from....... that was AGES ago

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yup

London bash 2006 I believe:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

Fuck me, it wasn't 2006 was it?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

doesn't time fly!!

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'm gobsmacked.

I really am!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

why did you have a printer at a bash?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

We found it on the way

Ancient dot matrix.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

hahaha!!

special guest appearance!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

He's lying.

He and Dixon rogered me up the wrong'un and I gave birth to it in the loos at the Imperial.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

but it's only

got one head. /confused blog ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

That you can SEE.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

that sounds more likely!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)

We both know that's not true

Dixon had you up the rightun, it was me that had you up the wrongun!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

Yup!

Time for another one methinks!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

Definitely, I'm up for that.

Are we still allowed to crash at yours?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Yup.

I'll need advance warning though as we book up really quickly on weekend now that we're no 1 in london:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

:D So I heard!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

What about one Saturday in March?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

Bit short notice, mate.

Might have to see about that.

Hmmmmmmmm

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

April?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

Summer?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

i can't do march

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

stop ribbon him

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

*sign*

It's bad form feedering this behaviour!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

All I'm cyan is that he should calm down.

^oof

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

What a rip!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

All this just to drum up some responses

Hear that? Thats the pun barrel being scraped.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

He's racing along

Will it end with a photo-finish?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)

argh!

paper cuts!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

What came into me head reading that

was:
"argh paper cuts
argh paper cuts
kentucky fried chicken and
argh paper cuts"

This is what happens when I don't sleep properly for four nights running.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)

From the fast food song?

A Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
Mc-Donnnnald's
Mc-Donnnnald's!

A Pizza Hut...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

Indeed

What the hell that's doing in my head I'm not sure. Possibly it's leftover from the rugby at the weekend.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's because you love fast food and want to kiss and hold hands with it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

This is true

Although strangely I prefer "cornershop" food to franchised places, e.g. I prefer what my mate refers to (quite accurately, I suppose) as "Halal Fired Chicken" to KFC.

I'm not sure whether it's safer as the people making to food actually vaguely care about the business and aren't snotty 12-year olds, or far, far more dangorous.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

live in Switzerland for a year

and you'd kill your own parents for a KFC

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

argh!

paper cnuts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

Goodness!

*clambers onto bin*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Looks up skirt

Woo

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

*touches*

*Runs away*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)

fantastic.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

*runs until ink cartridge runs out.*

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

it's going to get me!!!!

gets a click from me

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

I bought one of those printers once.

It was rubbish. Lovely anim though.

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Aenesis, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

That's either an Epson R600 or an R800

/sad twat

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

It's a R600.

The R800 doesn't have a control panel. Is it wrong I didn't even need to use google to answer this?

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Aenesis, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

Hypnotic

Indigo
Outdigo
Indigo
Outdigo

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

smug smurf

CFB

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)

pfft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hahaha

I misread that as: Famous Spluffs!

EDIT: Fucking WoW! Still borked!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

hello you

i've just been sent your pic of the squirrels massaging at the spa by a work colleague! don't ya love viral images!!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)

Morning lovely lady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

F***ING HELL!!!

There are 3 companies using this for profit, does the one you've sent have a contact address? and is the animation unchanged? (I've seen one that has covered my logo and added their own)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

the animation is unchanged, and your logo is there

it says "hope you have a stress free day" then has the animation underneath.
it has just come in from my friends mum who recieved it from another friend - as these things go. there are no markings as to where it originally came from, and it all seems exactly as i saw it on the board...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)

sue the fuckers

that's what I do

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

"I saw you leave with Smurfette last night..."

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

she started smurphing me in the parking lot

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Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Shut the smurf up!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

Oh, that's what it was

I thought someone had spilled a pack of blu-tack when I walked past in the morning...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

That's a remarkably good likeness.

Is his face grubby, or does it have a light covering of ginger fluff?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)

Are you sure?

I think it's freckles, now.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)

I think

It's something secrit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)

eww, all over hs face.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

And in his ears.

RIGHT INSIDE HIS EARS.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hehehehe

Yay!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)

hahahahahahaha

aceness in blue cartoony form

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

That made tea come out of my nose!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha!!

absolutely ace!!
EDIT: i just have to say this: GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
fucking idiots in this place!!!
all i want to do is try and hold my temper and be happy the stupid fucks just won't let me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

fuck yeah!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

Inside dentally

This is, like, totally fuckin woo.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

*click*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

needs more herman gelmet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

and strin choking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

and murious fasturbating

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Is there any bandwagon

he doesn't eventually end up on, like some sort of b3ta Godwin's Law?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahaha everytime I see that, I wonder

where the hell it's from

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

Itll be one of the many

TV bits that the Fuhrer has whored himself out to thanks to the nepotism of his TV producing wifey ;)

ARF!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

show me teh footage!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

With added Zig and Zag....

youtube.com/watch?v=ppP3YHI1wtU

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

HAHAHA

why is rob talking all proffessional and thoroughly analytic on the subject of a retarded internet video

GAH

*wanders of flailing arms and stamping feet, whilst confused*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

Tremor Macdonald

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

Bwahahaha

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)

He seems to disagree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)

excited?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

Not especially.

Why?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Nor am I

_{HIMYM = "How I met your mother" starring the awesome Neil Patrick Harris a.k.a. Doogie Howswer, MD}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

Aha.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

It's ace.

Look it up and be en-glee'd.
It's an american sitcom with real likeable characters and jokes that are good.
Plus it has the delightful Allyson Hannigan* in too.

_{*your spelling may vary}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

She is lovely

but I wish I could feed her up a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

yer

she's got space in between her tits for an extra one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)

Total Recall FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)

wasn't there talk of a re-make of that film?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Total Remake?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

doesn't matter

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

Now you've got the Rock in my head!

So I am excited now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Why is the Rock in your head?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Don't you remember that song?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)

I got a pocket full of cheese

and a mouth full of bees

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

hahaha

That's one hell of a fart.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)

Yes,

he does look like he's 'let one go' so to speak.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)

shut up

or don't
it's all the same to me.
I just wanted top contribute.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

As in "A (one) goat."

Or "There are no goats on this island."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)

I love you

and must be with you*

*lie

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)

I love you too.

And will be with you.

Whether you like it or not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)

What is?

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

Farting.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

racists are

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

only 10 hours late...

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new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

haha

someone at work gave us all a bit of perspective:

quake.wr.usgs.gov/recenteqs/latest.htm

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

Yeah

well that's what happens if you live in a bit of the country which is only held on by sellotape.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

I know this is links board material

but *click*

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

good idea.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)

When I was in New Zealand for 3 weeks

there were over 90 earthquakes.

I missed all of them :(

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

^this

It's just like the reporting of murders in South Africa. It doesn't really make the news unless it's spectacular.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)

was there ab Earthquzke?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)

apparently it shook your keyboard about quite a lot...

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new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

Obscure Tarot Card 2

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hahaaha

EDIT: Yays! Looks like I have an entry in the 'In Brief' page in tomorrows Metro:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

You can see into the future?!

What are tonight's lottery numbers?

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

4 and tadpole.

The bonus ball will be round.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

*takes out notepad and pen*

*writes down "round"*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

I can give you the results of the Wimbledon men's finals if you want too.

It will be called off due to a Cliff Richard infestation.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

Can I nick that joke?

I've been asked to submit some sketches and stuff for a sports comedy programme and I know fuck all about sport.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

you need this guy

www.soccerfactsuk.co.uk/player_details.php?playerid=437

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)

See?

I can't even tell what sport that is about.

Is it feetball?

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

yep

footbally comedy is mainly to do with hairdos

www.virginmedia.com/sport/football/galleries/worst-haircuts.php?ssid=1

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Show me the money!!!

Yeah sure.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

Well Wimbledon isn't for a couple of months after this series finishes

and I wouldn't nick jokes anyway. But if I do get any cash from the series, I'll buy you a pint for being kind enough to offer.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

Yays

That makes me a professional gag writer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Would this be a good card

or a bad un?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

neither, and both. The conspiracy of fish card has a number of meanings

At the first level it means suspicion, something smells fishy.
At the second it relates to memory and social consciousness
At the third it means a lovely fish supper.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

I would say bad

being an angler, the last thing you need is confirmation of your theories!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

I love the yellow one

:D

EDIT: Actually I could see this as being a series of drawings. It's really cool.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

^this!

A random pack of tarot cards would rawk!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

That's good news, right?

Please tell me it's good news!!!
Oh dear god! It's bad isn't it?
: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yeah

It's like worse than "The Tower" "Death" and "the Fool" all in one go..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

I can't remember what I saw/read this in

but I remember someone going to a tarot card reader, and getting nothing but death cards...

"theres only meant to be one in the pack..."

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

*makes some batter*

better make the most of it then!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

more like

"batter" make the most of it

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

Now now.

No need to lose your tempura.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

Save that pun until Fryday.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

see how it pans out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

Those pesky piscine plotters!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha

I would not like this card!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

Lovely

Sounds like an 80's new romantic band.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)

OH HELLYES.

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gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)

Jersey Paedo-geddon - THE AWFUL TRUTH

Prolly bindun, but not in glorious PAINTMASH-O-VISION with bonus Comic Sans.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

Kind of

But yours is much much better!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

sorry...

have i missed something? Is bergerac a paedo now too?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Dodgy children's home

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

he lived there as a child

or worked there as a predator?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)

I don't think Bergerac has anything to do with it.

I think he just happens to be the only other thing anyone knoows about Jersey.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)

oh, i see.

thank you for clarifying this. I will be happily available if you require clarification on anything sport related apart from handball. My specialist subjects are football and women's gymnastics.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

am i right in understanding that the building where all this is going on

was actually the location of the Bureau des Etrangers?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

Sorry

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)

:) 'ning

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

superb!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hahahaha

that's a clicky from me:D

Sorry for the minor TJ. I thought I'd share my Khazi blackboard again.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Lest*

What the hell is that yellow thing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)

What do you mean what is it?

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

Your job's way more fun than mine.

Hire me please, I love your place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

LOL

You are now Chief Jaffa Cake Buyer.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

Oh, if only.

Seriously, if you can ever pay me more than I earn here, I'd gladly work for you, you is nice man. Plus then I can whine at you until you make me bacon sandwiches with ghostie sauce.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

That sounds just wrong!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

Pfft, compared to what I could have said it's fine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

lol

Wimmin. They're always after the sauce made by my tomatoes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

It's a fact!

It's also what I put down as my religion in the last census:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

72% of us claimed affiliation to Christianity in that census.

In other surveys, 66% of us say we never go to church.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

Ah but with the Church of the FSM

You can worship anywhere! But sermons can only be carried out in full pirate regalia.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

This is why Captain Wow's work is so important. As a scientist, I endorse all piratical activity.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

Fuck yes, I'm singlehandedly curing climate change.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

when you wash your eye patches turn it down to thirty!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

Plus your peg must come

from sustainable sources!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

Aaaar!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

:D your mind works in some spectacular ways.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Pianos is murder!

*protests*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)

they need to be culled as they are spreading clarinet TB

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)

Influtenza?

I know, I know. *stabs self in arm with pen*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

MalARIA.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)

Tympanic Membrane perforation.

*gets coat*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

Pentatonic ailment

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

chorala

(oh lord these are bad)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

Harpes

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

Oboela

(to re-jig one from down there...)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

haha

Genital wahs

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

they're a bastard to get rid of...

Guitarrh

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

hahahahaha!

clefmydia...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

Trapped wind

led to a Harp Attack

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

Pull off strain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

haha that's nothing to do with music

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

Rudy VanDesario

would disagree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

oh, i was thinking of pull-off strain in the context of your good self

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

Pull?

I don't tend to pull anything- it's more motion towards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

more motion downwards?

surely that would just hurt after a while.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)

Everything hurts if you do it too much...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

Bassoon AIDS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

cor anglais Ebola?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

Skiffle-is

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

The 3rd frame has upset me

badly.
*closes B3ta for a few hours until the image has gone from brain*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)

Tsk

Tsk

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

This was

number one when I was born.

Not this picture. That would be mental.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

I hear McCartney's doing a sequel to Revolver

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

Jezus!

That'll get rid of your headache.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

haha

fucking hell. that gave me quite a fright. excellent work, though unnecessarily massive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

The source of this gives me the ever loving fear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

I read it was fake

thankfully

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

Yes, I read that too.

It still shits me up, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)

source?

what source?

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

Er, the bit with woman being shot in the head?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

i meant i've never seen it.

you're supposed to give me a link in a case such as this!

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)

Haha!

Pleasing!

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Monty Propps, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)

Crikey!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

Haha

Nice work, shame about the size though :s

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)

It's within guidelines

for an animation

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

it was 370k at first

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

Ah, ok

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

& now he gets a click!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

Aww bless... He's gonna dig a hole an "feed" them all in...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Awwww.

Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Did you do anything with those Crispin Horse-Boy photos?

I'd love a peek if you have...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

Nah, last night I took a night off b3ta

Watched Lock Stock and ate salad and weighed and measured myself.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

if the milk is sour

i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

I stand by my statement that Jason Statham needs my loving.

My word, that man is so gorgeous.

Dexter Fletcher just creases me though, bless him.

And every time I watch the film I always go on about lovely Barry being cute and how much I want one (awww his ickle face) and then get sad at the end because he's dead (actor, and character). I forget this EVERY TIME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)

"fucking scouse cunts"

he does have a face like a bulldog

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

It's just his big silly head.

I love it very much.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

he looks like he'd be happy spending his

day lying in the sun idly chewing a slipper

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)

YES

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

growling and shaking his sovereign covered fist

at anybody that comes too close

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

but enough about your childhood

what about the film?
Edit: sorry, this doesnt really make sense.
Edit: Sorry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

you're so silly

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

I just thought all weegies wear sovvies

especially celtic fans.

and rangers fans.

neds.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

well you thought wrong

now go and say ten hail marys!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

sorry. :(

Holy Mary mother of something... x10

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

i'm not fuckin' interested!!

if you don't wanna be counting the fingers you ain't got,
i suggest you get those guns back, QUICK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Sterling use of punctuation there, Ives.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

the old exclamation mark-comma combo

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

It's a valid perl operator! Ahahahahahhaaaaa.

Ahhhh.

Anyone?

(x !, y; y z; z ~= w etc.)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

why thank you very much captain!

EDIT: happy now?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

haha

so many good characters.
i do like big chris too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

Everything the correct length and mass?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

Better than it was.

I'm heading in the right direction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

Those better not the those imposter

lime jaffas!!!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

Never!

I spit on those "limey" traitors

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

I think we should club togeather

and put a price on the head of the detestable marketing personage that came up with that depraivaty!
I call Jaffa Jihad!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

I've never tried any of the weird jaffa cakes.

I almost did with the berry ones, but I looked at them in Tesco, shook my head and picked up the orange ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

I prefer men-biscuits

like Rockys, Classics or chocolate hobnobs.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

You prefer arse biscuits!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Yeah

I prefer the cream filled ones:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

haha filth

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Rockys are lovely

as are Classics BUT

You can't beat a good Tunnocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

trios ftw!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

Do they make trios any more?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

da
da

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

Was ist los, was ist los?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)

I can't remember the other words.

Was that a line? I remember something about respect....*racks brain*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

If not

They should do!

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEO!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

Oh my yes.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

My mate Toby always has a packet of Tunnocks

and chucks one at you if he deems you to be worthy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

hitting people's elbows while the eat Tunnock's Teacakes is particularly fun, especially if you shout

MONEYSHOT as you do it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

Super fun!!! "wanders off loking for someone to do it too"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

Tunnock's Caramel Logs are good

but Jaffa Cakes are just so insubstantial and I find them pointless as a tea snack.

Pointless.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

Tea snacks?

I make biscuits to go with tea. They've got seeds in them, and taste AMAZING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

you get pretend Jaffas in France

they're cherry flavoured

and are quite possibly the sweetest thing ever invented

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

They sound foul.

Unless it's an actual cherry, or containing them like a pie, I hate cherry flavoured things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)

they are horribly sweet

cherry flavouring is like strawberry flavouring - it tastes nothing like the actual fruit, but you're tricked into thinking it does by the fact it says 'cherry flavoured' on the box

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

Always a let down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)

Hooray! Jaffa cakes!

Lovely stuff.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

It still scared the willies out of me

I felt as though hull was finally being destoryed in a cloverfield style fashion

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

have you always lived in Hull

or were you sent there?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

I was sent there

Willingly :(

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

Ha ha ha

now THAT I'd pay to see...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

To be fair

In Hull it would probably only require a large dog to knock it down

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

GIVE ME JAFFAS NOW

now now I say

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

Damn Hippie Freak

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

i've still not had a jaffa since flowerpots jaffa challenge...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

That was my cunning plan

It's about time we were all weaned off them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

more for you eh?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

I have stopped eating them

and biccies
and chocolate.
My body is a temple but I don't want it to get as big as the Taj Mahal.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

that'll be them going bust then!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

Hurray for Jaffacakes!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

*clicks hard*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

lovely.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

* follows*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

You dirty swine :)

They wil be all soily

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

There'd still be jaffery goodness underneath though!

Mmmm

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)

Is this better?????

(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)

lol

No nice borders

Hooray! But reposting may invite the wrath of the board.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)

well, technically he deleted the original thread

so people will complain either way. mr/ms diver, yes, that's better but it is more appropriate to edit the original post. welcome aboard.

(

new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)

Are you people ever happy?

I will try again when everyone has forgotten this

(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)

Don't worry

Everyone's in a silly mood today because our beds all shook last night.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

We're imaging it.

We don't get earthquakes in this country, that's why the Government is telling us it will be ok to just bury all the waste from the nuclear power stations they want to build.

(

Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

of course

if you bury it, you can't see it

and if you can't see it, it isn't there

trebles all round!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

my bed didn't shake last night...

sadly.

Then again I wasn't in it either. Just stood next to it.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

there's always something

don't worry about it :)

also, I vote this for Best Image Containing The Word 'Mablethorpe'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

can today be Mablethorpe Tuesday?

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new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)

yes!

it shall be forthwith an institution of seismic admiration and respect

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

i'm happy.

but then i was out for a minute...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

yup. We're a bunch of pedants!

DOn't be put off. It was good for a first try.

EDIT: But ctrl+alt+shift+s lets you save an iage for web so you can get it under 50k.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

57.76kb

this has to be a new level...

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new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ah but did you hear me complaining about it?

I was giving a tip that would minimise negative responce to future postings!

And yes I did notice the irony of your post.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)

3 posts.

You can't say 'are you ever happy' after 3 posts.

If it helps, I got beaten up when I first got here, and now you can't get me off the bloody site.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)

^this^

there's no shifting her!!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)

*limpet*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

Do you ever work these days?

I think you must be one of the first people to break the 2k mark on the statsboard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

I'm beginning to suspect that the Cap'n is some sort of AI bot

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

I do, harder than ever in fact.

This morning I can't do owt till they've sorted my access to a database.

Well I can, but nothing of real importance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

lol, 2k

total g33k3ri

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)

You're at that stage where you drag your PC into the shower with you

i've seen it before :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

you were lucky

I got boy-raped, shoved in the boot of a car, car was filled with slurry and scorpions, set on fire , pushed off a cliff into a cesspit, dragged out, nipped repeatedly, whipped with a towel, given paper cuts on my bellend, rolled down a hill of nettles, and shaken roughly by the shoulders.

I'm also still here.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)

Serves you right.

Probably ;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

no!

sometimes,
every other full moon,
yesterday tea time,
the day riverghost got laid.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)

chin up old son.

dont worry too much.
bumming of the noobs is a mandatory here. If we do not conform rob steals our first born.
But only within british nice borders:P

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)

these people aren't

i was trying to be helpful, these are the things that you'll find annoy people. i don't care myself.

(

new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

You should be honoured actually

You've got a shitload more replies than most first posts! :)

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

not to meention the regulars that can spen hours sourcing and shopping to get just one or 2 replies!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)

tell me about it.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

*waves*

(

new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)

Yeah but the skin has thickened by that time

And you can just shrug, forget it and tell yourself to do better next time.

/denial

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

I'm always happy

but then I didn't comment in the said thread.

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)

golly

you're right!

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)

it's a pea?

quick chop 'is knackers off!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)

Like that

but not post it in a new thread. That's what the edit option in your existing thread is for.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)

Yes, but....

you see where you've got that Edit button? next time, instead of deleting a thread, just edit the one you've already posted in so people don't lose their conversations... I have a feeling they may be a bit annoyed, so you can borrow my bunker while you learn the ropes.

*dives for bunker*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)

you've cropped it, yep, nice one.

but generally speaking you'd have been better off replacing the image in your original thread rather than posting it as a new one.

the reason for this is that the length of the board is a set number of threads so if you take up two with essentially the same joke then someone else's work is pushed off the bottom and into archive land.

Just a tip for the future.

More can be found in the FAQ (link at the top of the page)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)

yes, but don't

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)

Why would you tell someone off for trying?

The board can be pretty intimidating if you don't quite understand what's going on, and the FAQ is a bit too old to sum up everything here.

You should encourage people if they want to do the right thing.

(

gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)

I spotted a spelling mistake in the FAQ when I last chanted it

I gasped

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

give it a rest

or at least read my other posts that are fucking helpful to the point of bending over backwards, and then say, "why didn't you say the long list of helpful things for this person" to which I would answer because I am busy and because I thought that my response would actually be read as quite funny to a lot of people on the board who actually understand my sense of humour

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

nazi badger lover.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)

The first few posts in a new person's life here are the ones that decide if they'll stay or leave.

If someone wants to be here and doesn't want to just piss people off, it's a good idea to be nice.

It's not a currency, you don't get to be harsh just because you were nice the last time.

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gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)

so why have a go at me and not the Fail post below?

especially when my "don't" doesn't make any sense at all, don't what? trim borders? make things better? it's a comedy response at best. Lets face it, you don't like me or my sense of humour, some people just clash like that, never mind eh

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)

I thought it was funny

mind you, I once spent ten minutes laughing at a brick in the middle of the road

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

I'll have a go at you because I know you're not going anywhere just because of what I'll say.

Yes, we clash, we've spoken about it before. That doesn't mean established members should harsh out newbies.

If I'm not going to get your hilarious "don't" joke here, I doubt someone who's been here for a week will.

(

gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

thank you

for your willingness to speak up on this.

(

Shiksa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)

I prefered

the 1 with borders

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)

that's better

welcome, but pay heed to the rest of the advise your now getting. deleting threads cause's badger culls.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)

lol

u r terist in b3ta borders:P

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)

I LIKE YOUR PICTURE.

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gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)

Pay heed to the above warnings...

Or you might get one of these:

I actually made this for the other chappy, who seems to have deleted his useless thread.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

THE FUCKER DELETED A THREAD!!ONEONEELEVENTY1!

KILL HIM/HER/WHATEVER!!ONEELEVENTY1!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)

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