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Only mocking the fakes.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Ha! This!

I fecking hate that whole "Well what it is you see ... my wife's a nurse, and ..."

yeah yeah yeah let's skip to the end - fuck off.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

exactly

i get this shit all the time where i live. They even have the audacity to ask the next person along when i am still in earshot after just handing them the money the so desperatly needed.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

really

is she sexy? got photos?

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sinisterduck, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Very much this.

"I've just come down on a bus from Sheffield, but I'm originally from Southwark *points inexplicably up Parkway*, so I'm trying to raise 1 pound 50 for..."

No. No. No.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

2 quickies

In `99 I couldn`t afford a mobile phone. beggartoss at oxford St /newman street with dog by cash machine "spare some..." and his mobile phone goes off under the blanket.

My favourite was my mate, walking past another identitramp beggar clone in Holborn " I`m homeless and hungry, can you help?"

(in Glaswegian) "Aye I can, a wee bit of advice to you pal, EAT THE FUKKIN DOG!"

(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

Haha!

You missed the "Give us fuckin 20p you nob-head or I'll fuckin hit ya!"

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*gives 20p*

no trouble here mate...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Cheers mate.

Got another?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

take it all!!

just don't hurt me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

*takes it all*

Got any more mate, you fuckin' bellend?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha

also the "How much were them trainers mate? Can I try 'em on?"

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

heheh - indeed.

There's one round our way who's 'got a daughter on dialysis' and he needs cab fare to go and see her.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

i hope you help him out geoff

his poor daughter

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

I tell him he's taking the piss

ba-dum

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

i'm dissapointed in you

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

haha

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Such a sad story.

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

The more elaborate ruse is to ring on your bell

and then claim to

a) have moved in "across the way" *points randomly*
b) has an electricity meter on a card
c) has a wife/kid/parent on a dialysis machine at home
d) needs money for the meter to run the dialysis machine.

No.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

pffft

spare cigarette? no i tend to smoke them all

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Reminds me of what happened to me one time.

"D'ya have a fag mate?"
"No, sorry."
"Yeah you do. Yeah you fuckin' do!"

I just walked away.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

When I lived in Leeds I used to keep an empty pack on me

for precisely this eventuality.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

hehe, you said that the last time i made this joke

b3ta, round like a spiral in a circle like a wheel within a wheel, :)

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Did I really?

Damn. I've obviously run out of internet. I'll go and read a book or something instead.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/4460814

sort of, ithink we both need to get out more

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

You're allowed to tell the same anecdote every 3 years, aren't you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

if ony i could find the picture that started it

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

there

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

When I lived in...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

hehe, i've been spazing back through the archives

different days here to be sure, most people seem to have gone :(

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Change is inevitable

but that doesn't mean we have to like it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahaha!!

i like to let them whitter on until they run out of steam, then say no.

except for those damned christians....
they nearly got punched

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

haha!

give us you card details in the name of baby jesus!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

it wasn't that,

i really was in hurry so i said no and stepped round them and they physically stopped me.
it was all i could do not to slap him!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

No no.

The LORD stopped you. Not them.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

The Lord works in mysterious ways!

I.E: wild eyed crazy people after your moneys.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

i had someone in Brixton on thursday night ask me for 2p

i was impressed...

but i didn't give it to him

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

I once stood outside tesco asking strangers for 63p.

They all gave me strange looks, and a guy wanted to give me the money, but his wife said no.
So he slipped me a quid when she wasn't looking :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Hah!

And I bet he didn't hear the end of it on the ride home!

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

You should have gone IN Tesco

And bought goods using money earned from gainful employment.

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

If you have a fairly posh accent, are dressed smartly and talk with a ridiculous degree of politeness you can get away with murder.

"Oh hello officer. Oh goodness no, we're just rehearsing for a play you see. Well no I'm afraid in a brief lapse I did accidentally stab him in the chest, high spirits if you will. So I'll just be cleaning this mess up if you don't mind. Good afternoon."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Nice!

Have you had this one: 'Ah blew a' ma money in yon one-armed bandit an' ah need tae get the bus back wi' ma burd'. Get her to pay for it!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

it's OK, you can mock all homelesses

for they have no interwebs!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

the have groin and armpit webs

its true!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Wouldn't bet on it.

They probably all have 3G mobile phones and whatnot. I'm basing this on the fact that everyone in the world seems to be better off than me at the moment.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

not making money from porn?

you must be doing something wrong!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Also known as

A twisted fetish =/

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Those charity folk annoy me more...

"Hello sir, could I just have a minute of your time?"
"I'm not eigh..."
"It won't take a second, really, I'm here about poor little kiddies in wheelchairs"
"I'm not eightee..."
"But first, can I ask how old you are?"
"Seventeen"
"Oh, sorry, you need to be eighteen. Have a nice day."

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm getting quite good at weaving my way across streets to avoid them.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

That actually happened to me once!

Almost word for word. Except I can't remember what the charity was about...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

That happened to me with an NSPCC charity bloke.

Unfortunately he talked to me for about ten fucking minutes before he asked that. Cunt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

I hate their logic

"Excuse me sir, do you agree that deaf children should be helped wherever possible?"
I can't deny it.
"And that two pounds is a small price to pay to help a deaf child?"
Yes.
"Well, given that you've accepted both my premises as true, syllogistic law says you need to sign here and give me two pounds a month."
No.
"But the syllogisms! Think of the syllogisms!"

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

I'm

Terrible dealing with these people..
I feel bad just walking away saying no, so i end up waiting for them to explain their cause to me, which ends up taking a fucking AGE, by which time i've missed my lunch and am ready to jump into the road just to get away.

I'm going to get some fake hearing aids and pretend i cant hear them.. knowing those cunts they speak 10 different types of sign language and would have the patience to write down what they're saying for you.

(Ahoyhoy, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

"Spare change?"

"Uh, sorry mate, but I already gave you some change via your website."

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

hahaha!!

good old rob the hobo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha!

'scuse me, guv. I gotta get this sex-change operation, see, so I need to borrow a couple of quid so's I can get to the hospital on time...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

On a similar note..

I need a new car,and if every b3tan/ard would paypal me 50p, I'd end up with over 30 grand,which is more than enough for a new car, so come on dig deep.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Raising £30k, eh?

You could have at least tried to imitate a Nigerian ex-dignitary!

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Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

But this is not a scam!

and will only cost you 50p.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

im in!

give me paypal address

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Woo!

I love it when people come and ask for money saying they just got out of prison. What? That's your sob story? You're a criminal? Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? That's the best you can do? Fuck off.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Had this interesting guy once...

Scuse me mate... Im a police officer *flashes odd looking card ID, I've just started in the force and I've been unable to catch anyone.. So I've been up in the woods having a drink throughout the day.. I'm really under pressure to catch criminals but haven't.

Anyway, I know you lot have been doing something wrong (sneaky spliff down some alley way, fair do) but I'm not gonna arrest you, if you take me to the nearest offie and buy me some booze..

Err, what?? Dont think so mate..
It's that or I call in my collegues and arrest you chaps..
No.

*We walk off
*He gets his mobile out and mumbles '3 youths, walking mumblemumble...' into it like a radio

Twat.. Thing is, the week before the same guy stumbled up to us and asked for a bite of my KFC. FFS.

(Ahoyhoy, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

there's a tramp in liverpool

who starts begging about 8pm and always asks for cash for fuel for his ferrari.
think a fair number of people give him a quid just for making them laugh, everyone else just buys him some special brew

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Go straight to hell, boy; go straight to hell, boy...

"WHAT ... is your name...?"

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Jeremiah Hampshank

what's yours?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Monsieur Le Splonge!

*doffs hat and thrusts out hand to shake*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Lobby

Firstfloor Lobby

*shakes hand*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

*rotates foot*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Jeremiah was a bull frog, he was a good friend of mine... and so on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

i never understood a single word he said

but i helped him to drink his wine

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Morning Jeremiah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Are you Henry Kelly?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

going for gold?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

No, I'm the guy on the bridge in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

At least - that's what my mum always told me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Going for gold!

The heat is on, the time is right,
It's time for you, for you to play your game.
'Cause people are coming, everyone's trying,
Trying to be the best that they can,
When they're going for... going for... Gold.

And now for the First Round Proper

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Select!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Who am I?

What am I?
What is my name?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Eric.

You're Eric.

Your name's Eric.

Do I win £5?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Shed Seven: "Are you hear for the weather? Or are you going for gooooooold ...?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I always loved that show for the stumbling, half slurred attempts at the english language

usually made by Henry Kelly himself

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Legend

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

haha

indeed

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I know the woman who won the first series of that

she's one of the Eggheads now
(the nice old lady, not the snotty one)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

...

Bristol, or Menai?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Bristol - Clifton Suspension Bridge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

It's very lovely, btw

EDIT: Yours, I mean. The original's lovely, too - but I meant your version in this case.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Indeed - 'tis a lovely bridge.

Popular with Emos too, which can't be a bad thing (ultimately).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Great pic

Great song :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

^this^ to the pic..

whats the song?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Straight To Hell by The Clash

A wicked chilled reggae number they did.

Flip-side to Guns of Brixton is it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

*scratches head*

rightyo

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Tell me you know The Clash.

Please tell me that you at least know OF The Clash, if not their work?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Class(h) in a glass

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I know OF them...

don't tell dad how crap at music i am...
=(

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

*shakes head quietly*

Ives, Ives, Ives ...

What are we going to do with you?

*sigh*

Go to your room and research your music. I don't want you coming back down until you're at least prepared to not care about anything.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*goes to room*

*sticks radio 1 on*
*runs down stairs*
i don't care anymore!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Have some Kiss FM with that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

O_o

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

Clash = the only band that matters

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*notes down*

class = bestest...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

...

Had Guns of Brixton as an earworm for about 10 days solid in January. Had to listen to it again and again and again. And when I wasn't listening to it, it was running through my head of its own accord.

Then, suddenly, it wasn't.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

OOOOOoooooooooooo

the guns of Brixton

I hope I've started you off again :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Actually,

I started myself off simply typing the message.

It's like when you see the word "yawn" written down. Just sets you off...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

'noon boys and girls :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Noons to you too squire.

That's very great, sir. Very great indeed.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

woo thank ya

:D

edit : oooh portsmouth person :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

portsmouth bash!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

cant we jsut bash portsmouth

maybe with something very heavy! its an island after all and may float away somewhere hot :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

it will never happen

trust me - why bother - something is bound to go wrong.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

i dunno

a couple of sails - we could throw the chavs over board too :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

if you threw ALL the chavs overboard it would clog up the channel!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

you should see

the queue in the morning outside portsmouth savers! you'd think they were giving away free special brew and fivers :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

arf!

i think a portsmouth or fareham minibash would be a laugh though...
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

we could, or we could have a few bevvies and a laugh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

sounds like a plan

but there's only 3 or 4 of us down in the lower pits of hell (sorry portsmouth)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

thats enough for me!

3-4 b3tans is the equal of 80 'normies'....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

hahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

are you suggesting that the average b3tan

is worth 20 regular people? THAT is a bold claim!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

oh yes....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Portsmouth ... ?

*shudders*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

or Fareham?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

nope - that means nothing to me

and I reuse to learn anything about it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

fine,

be like that!
*storms off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Spike Milligan on Room 101

Please refer

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

has anyone else noticed that the posting clock is wrong?

or am I living in a time Fwap

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

No it isn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

then you are an hour behind me

Awaits the lottery draw...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

If only :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

its the hour change

it always happens - it'll sort it self in a month or 3 :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Dude you RUINED it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

hehehehe

but i did post this at the same time as you :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Silly!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

that i am!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Last time it "sorted itself out" we lost a week of posts.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

\0/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

must be the time difference

where are you posting from?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Posting from

sunny London
yourself Prof?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Kirkintilloch

(pronounced kurc kin till uch)

it's an exciting and wonderous place full of magic and wonder

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

drugz?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

thank ya

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Ooooh... pretty.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

hehehhe

cheers!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

atlantis!!

woosome!
i hate your talent.
=(
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

pfffft

its based (if only loosely) on a picture i saw of the new york library :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

they should do it up a bit

the book's will be getting all grown on by the big tree thing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

this grand and spacious classical home

is beautifully presented with contemporary style, internal and external garden area, kitchen, double master bedroom, single bedroom, box room/study and useful halls connecting all the rooms. It is tiled in the kitchen, which also has taps. The loft area where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago today is ripe for conversion. Parking at the rear.

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

hahahhaa

the bones of the dead can be usedto make lamps and beds :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

turn this skull upside down

and it's a fetching ash tray and conversation piece!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Felching ash tray

Niiiice

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

That's beautiful :)

That, in my opinion, is one of the best things you've done in this style :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

why don't you just marry him

if you love him so much?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

i think he's to young

and innocent for me ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

But I love you!

*clits wrists*

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Clit wrists?

Do you massage them in private?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

I said it on purpose, don't worry. It's the story of the emo and the girl:

Emo: I'm so depressed.
Girl: Well why don't you cut yourself?
Emo: *clits wrists*
Girl: Typing error?
Emo: Nope, pull your pants down and come over here.
Girl: ...
Emo: *clits wrists*
Girl: Ooohhh...

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

RIS?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Exactly.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

pfft

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

no dont clit your wrists

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

sshhhh, killerkitty might hear

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

I'm no afeared of her

*hides*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

are they in love???

awwww :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Hahahahah!

Beatings, for sure :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

arg - I haven't had beatigs since I was 13

... I assume it doesn't mean something new and different in the modern parlance?

apparently bad means good and ill means very good!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Well, according to popular belief, Killerkitti and I are married somehow.

So if I was cheating on her for the Rev (this is getting more ludicrous by the second) then she would kick me lots, repeatedly.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

woo

thank ya sir! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

nice

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

woo

thank ya! also i thought you were banned!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

nah, only a couple of naughty steppings

on my last chance now though

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

bugger!

well at least they let you back in :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

that's ace

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

woo

thank ya! can i just say - you are one tallented git :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

[Hi Cockalorum!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

lovely!

needs more ghost! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

hehehhe

good idea! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Ooooh, did you base it on anything?

Because it sort of reminds me of one of the temples from something but I can't rememeber what. Either that or I am just seeing The Neville's faces on it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

the main building

was based on the new york library :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

The Angora Project...

...was a project administered by the SS for breeding Angora rabbits.
The objective was to provide fur for the linings of jackets for Luftwaffe pilots.
Angora rabbits were raised in Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz, Buchenwald and Dachau.
Fuckers!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

hahahaha!!

is there nothing those wacky germans wouldn't imprison?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

It was just the Angorans they hated...

Belgian long-ears were safe.
Phew!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

they didn't capture enough e

there are hundreds of wild e running all over europe now (formerly known as urop).

here's one for you: e

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

stop picking my sentences apart!!!

*slaps*
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

sorry.

It's because I have no skills of my own and am in an unhealthy sexual relationship with a friedn and I need to make myself feel better by finding faults with others.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

yeah, that's right

WITH A FRIEDN!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

I think I mindpissed my own detractors.

does your precious edit button do that for you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

are you talking to yourself now?

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

to and about

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

With a friedn?

You dirty beast.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

I once had a relationship with a Freudian

she looked great in a slip

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I hope things go well with your friedn.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

YOU'LL THIS UNHEALTHY IF YOU CARRY ON!!

*brandishes cudgel*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

*cuddles Giles Brandreth*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

that won't get you free tickets for the teddy bear museum!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

oh.

*stomps off for lunchtime clothes change*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

bye!

wear something happy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Nappy

Calls Mummy Hazel

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

it's just normal clothes.

Can't go to the canteen in scrubs.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

they let them here, as long as they wear white coats over them...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

That rabbit is seriously getting his groove on.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Look at his head.

Now think of (arguably one of the best songs of the 20th Century) Skee-Lo's 'I wish'.

Totally fucking works.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Noon, Cap'n.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Nongles Spanner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

good middle-day, Cap'n.

(the rabbit wishes he could get with Leoshi, you know, she's really fine)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Oh fuck off I love you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

are you feeling a bit conflicted today?

perchance?
edit: more APC? Noice. Maynard is working hard on your iPod.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Fuck off I love you is just such an excellent phrase.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

You should make greetings cards with it on.

Instant profit.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

YES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

there is a shop in Oxford

that sells greetings cards which almost certainly include this one. They have some ace ones, such as "Happy birthday you enormous wanker" and so on.

I had a large temptation to stop this post at "there's a shop in Oxford." True story.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

There's a comic shop in Oxford

That doesn't seem to understand the bleaching qualities of sunlight. Every time I walk past it I feel so bloody angry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Comic showcase?

It's closed. It is now "the cous-cous cafe" or something.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Probably, I haven't been to Oxford

in about a year.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

He's okay. Don't fully agree with his policy on vintage comic display.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Spaced FTW

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

YAY \o/

well spotted

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

a couple with whom I am friends...

used to have a weird thing where she was our friend and he would never meet us, just drop her off and pick her up again. One time as he dropped her off they'd been arguing and she clearly said "fuck you, you cunt." as she got out the car. He said "what did you say?" and she slowly turned, and using the voice of the devil from the exorcist said...

"I said I love you."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

i think i love her

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

*hacks for a bit*

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Carras

I can do that, and the kid in the Shining croaking 'redrum' and also the backwards breathy croaky thing out of Ju-On.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

so you say

but will we see the evidence?

no, no we won't

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'll do them at the meet.

So NER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

no use to me hen

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Well you will insist on being very far away.

Hmmm. I shall get very drunk and tell someone to remind me to call you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

YAY \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

No Can Meet

Sob
Been trying to find a way to work it, but then realsied it is my weekend to see my kids, n they come before lecherous lagering,
Sos

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ah, maybe next time

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Fingers crossed

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Finally got round to putting a pic of myself up.

Should I advertise this?
am scared now

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

backwards croaky Ju-On thing is the most fun

especially if your flatmate is scared and has just gone to the loo where the light is controlled outside.
(sorry Sal)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

It worked much better when I had black hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

can someone please tell me this is an April Fools joke:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7324273.stm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

It's an April Fools joke.

I'm sorry, I think I just lied :[
*offers box of tissues and a gun*

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Updated at 11.59 so would still qualify...

If it is a joke it's in particularly poor taste though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Please god... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*kills TV*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Apparently Alexa Chung wants a Radio 4 slot.

Because she has so much to offer their listeners....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

alexa chung...

slot...

*froths at the mouth*

something about her does it for me. i'm sure you hate me now

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

She's essentially a pair of ratty skinny jeans and her boyfriend's opinions.

Pointless. Alright to look at, but still probably riddled with indie diseases.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

that's fair

but she has such a lovely face

she's just so pretty yet thick looking

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

dense, just the way you like 'em!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

She just gets to me.

I've got more charm, personality and charisma in one of my arsecheeks than she has in her entire body and do you see me on the telly? No.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

i don't want to hear her speak or any of that shit

i just want to look at her pretty face.
and do wicked things to her

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Set fire to her cervix.

I'll allow you to do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

through friction?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Through a toughened glass tube with napalm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

as long as i get to come on her face

have i said too much?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

In her eye in her eye in her eye.

In both eyes. Rub it about a bit. Then set fire to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

I've been on the telly

My video is still on BBC vid player

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Who is her boyfriend?

is he in a popular beat combo by any chance?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Probably.

Bet he wears hitops 'ironically'. Twat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Lars Ulrich

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

That's a bit harsh, even for her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Pah.

Riddims and tennis. What more could you want?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

A face that isn't on inside out?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Hahaha

/doesn't know who she is, but agrees on the Lars bit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

is she the dull posh bint

that ended Popworld?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Aye. And I loved Miquita.

Miquita had sturdy legs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

and can hold her drink

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

She's a good girl.

Plus she's friends with my lovely Amstell. I just want to mae him a cup of tea, nothing sexual. But I do adore him so. His spiteful little one liners make me so happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Make your own show!

It's bound to be far better than anything on telly at the moment.

Edit: Hey! You edited your post, and now mine looks completely out of context!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Which post?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Your one above mine.

www.b3ta.com/board/8240498

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Fucking where though?

Where I'm talking about SkeeLo? I didn't edit that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

If she got a slot anytime between 7.00 and 7.15pm that's fine.

My wireless switches itself off for that period of time.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

titty bang bang

got THREE series!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

when will they learn?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

honestly?

i think never

twats

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

The BBC should just give up on comedy

now they've got Dave to put all their good comedy shows (and Catherine Tate but one bad apple does not a rotten harvest make) on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Two Pints had SIX!!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

i quite liked two pints

oh sheridan with your enormous wobbly baps

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yeah, overwhelming desire to just plunge your head in there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

both heads

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

I've only got one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

sucks to be you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Yes.

Yes it is.*

*oh God pleae say it is!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

But is this?

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/ramsay-vows-to-forswear-bad-language-after-he-gets-the-brushoff-from-australia-803097.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

man, I hate those sweary chef shows

it's like, ffs, get over yourself

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

ahem

"After the show's first instalment, Allen denied that some audience members walked out of the recording because they were bored"

in a different font, nawty wee bbc scamp there :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

The SS uniforms were designed by

Hugo Boss if you didn't know :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

woo & yay for my first big board induced lol of the evening
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Once a short arse...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

haha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Pffffft!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

but look how big his head is!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

this doesn't quite work does it?

honestly, appropriating JPG's style ideas, I must be desperate.

And I am

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

worth1000 used to have tutorials on this sort of thing

nice

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

I think it would work better

if you remove the water from the statue or the black line from the bottom and stop overlap with the two side images...

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

you are?

*unzips*
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

very...

*kneels*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

O_O

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

i'm so desperate for a new job

my portfolio doesn't have enough 'serious' stuff in it.

Maybe knopcking shit together in five minutes on the day before you apply for a job isn't a good idea

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

maybe not...

keep trying though mater!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Luuuuuunch!

That's very nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

i need a hug

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

*squeezes*

How come, poodle?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

just because
ta again

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

*snuggles* okidoki then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

mmm

*gets comfy*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

stop being such a fanny.

*slaps*
*gags*
*whips*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

such up

i'm being hugged by a good looking woman

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

I wish she'd piss off, it's making it hard for me to hug you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

silly fae

i was talking about you!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

:O really!?

Here, let me just get that hook out of your cheek :D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

there's nowt better than i bit of fishing

oh i do feel terrible today, i have such hideous knees

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I like your knees the best out of everyone's.

They're my favourites.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

YAY \o/

hey that hook in your cheek quite suits you.
i think you should keep it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Dead punk, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

how about a hideous bloke?

*hugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

nah

i'll hug you instead
*hugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Almost.

Nearly. In some places. If I squint.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

*squints*

nah... its still cobblers...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

the perspective needs sorting on the front section

it looks too much like it's leaning back at the mo

cool pic though!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

I knew I'd seen him somewhere!

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

he's always been there....

under our feet...
WOO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

Seams harmless enough.

'Ning all!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

These old photos are always knackered.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

'ningles!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

You delurked me.

FEEL MY WRATH

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

*irritate's*

*badger's*
*harasse's*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

if you don't behave i won't buy you any sweets.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

*behave's*

... ' ...

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

that hamster looks familiar

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

95% less seams

:D
*click*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

bindun?

probably, shite anyway

(Cogwulf unsober, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Bindun I'm afraid.

TJ: Have you seen Jim Sheridan's comments about ex-ministers that criticise the government? Made me laugh...

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

...

You don't need to inject Charles Clarke with rabies. He's already foaming-at-the-mouth-bouncing-off-the-walls-batshit-crazy-and-highly-infectious-and-dangerous-with-it.

/political. Sorry.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

The connoisseur goes for the 'savaged by gallic dog' method of administration every time.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

best way by far.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

IVES!

We got another!
get him!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Truly epic lurkage!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

me?

C];0p

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Yeah you

You Notoriously Least-Posting B3tan Ever, you.

;p

EDIT did you celebrate 70k? Probably only went by about 10 mins ago...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

they're everywhere!!

desperate times...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

the only way to be sure...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

You're bound to miss a few.

Lurkers are everywhere! Always lurking in the shadows...

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

ha!

not with my Planetary Lurker Net®
unless they've escaped into space....
hmmm..
the mars lurker colony.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Only one way to be sure.

We need to blow up space!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

i'm all over it!!

*rushes to finish intergalactic doomsday device*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

*hands adjustable wrench*

You're doing the right thing squire.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

this'll learn all those that have crossed me!!

*gibbers*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

*chloroforms*

ClanSoul saves the day once more!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

this could so easily be reworked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpWCp-UZUgU

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

The hard boiled egg

made me chortle.

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

First post!!

Really, what is he thinking?

*Resumes lurk mode*

(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

'All those drugs I took have turned my legs a different colour'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Heh

Hee

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

Now don't tell me

It's something about sport isn't it?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

oh no you don't!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

He'll get you you know

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

get me?

NEVER!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Holy crap!

(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

gotcha!

*pins to display board*
very nice specimen!
*admires*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

*imagines ives' collection of lurkers*

Hm, it's like a lepidopterist's display case, only better

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

it's bigger and more colourful!

;)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

And generally sexier

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

that goes without saying!

maybe it's the compromising postions i pin them in....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

As long as you have me with someone sexy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

you're not a lurker anymore so i let you go!

go! fly free!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

*escapes*

/re-lurks

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

*bludgeons*

nice try.....
*drags back to case*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Please Mr Ivesb...

not the lotion again. My skin is too plump already.

/hose avoidance

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

it can never be too plump!

*pours the lotion on*
thats it...
rub it in..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Fake tan lotion?

I'm no liverpudlian!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

BWHAHAHA!!

streaky!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

It's nice here.

And warm too.

(Chester Elegante ........ladies., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

no talking in the cabinet!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

*smashes glass with hammer*

*smashes ives with hammer*

Runs off......!

I have been lurking for about a week now (busy at work) - but I free and I'm back

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

*groans*

where did he go?
he'll pay for that..
*loads Blunderbuss*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Seriously, stick around

We're an alright bunch, provided you don't do anything stoopid

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

oh . . . err . . .

*feels bad now*
whoops!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

meany.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Well, most of us anyway

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Oh no!

And I can't hide, because that would be a form of lurking!
Curse your black heart!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

BWAHAHAHA!!

my black, black stygian heart... oh yes.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Can I have a slice?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

if you want to become my souless, undead minion...

of course!
*offers*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

*takes*

*garnishes with enough salt that it shrivels and loses its ungodly powers*
*eats*
*dies of heart attack*

You win this round!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

*unkills*...?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Damn!

I was having fun being dead! Nobody asks you the time of day or anything...

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

*gets caught*

Congratulations, ivesb, you have unleashed that wrath that is A DAY OF CLANSOUL POSTS!
MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

*slaps*

SHADDUPAYOURMOUTH!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

*irritates*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

*applies a soothing balm*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

*finds evil ginger net weilder catching device*

*catches evil ginger net weilder*
*wins*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

RASCIST!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hahahah

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Never again

Shall I lurk

(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Now your lurkage

beats my lurkage...

(

enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

argh!

they're everywhere!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

*pushes into vat of mushypeas*

Ha! Gotcha!
tee hee! You look like Tony Hawkes!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

...

wrong code...its league not union

better than my first post...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Incorrect uploadz coadz!

Nice steroid-popped eyes

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

Camel ignores STOP sign

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Fucking pantomime camel!

Always ignoring stop signs like a fucking...something or other!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Is this real?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

it looks very real

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

bloody camels, think they own the place.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

could be dangerous!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

hammer time?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

In the name

of love?..

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

for ducks sake

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hahahahahhahahahaha! Ha!

Brilliant!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

that's the best image I've seen this week

It nearly made me choke.

Do you by any chance have a copy without the "oh shit" text?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

it's an oldie i'm affraid

but i'll have a look, it might be in the archives

Edit

i haven't got the Pshop file but i do have the three original pictures it's created from if you want 'em?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

nah, that's ok

spang horse is still win

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahahaa

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

sotp!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

go camel....

go camel, go camel, go.....

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

It is ridiculous...

She's got nothing to worry about...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7324123.stm

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Delia's let heself go . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

i was thinking that was delia too

but i was thinking "delia's looking well"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

"She said it was like wearing a white hairnet when visiting a meat factory".

A tough, stab-proof hairnet.

Daft cow.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahaha!!

'like wearing a hairnet to a meat factory'

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

^this

I chuckled.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

what isn't mentioned is she took the vest home and wears it to go out, answer the door, have a dump..

she's not safe!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

like wearing a thong

on a porn set

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

like wearing a submarine to go 10000 feet down

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

like wearing ivesb

like a ventriloquist dummy to go to the pub

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

like using aphex the mink as bait to go killer whale fishing

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

like using ivesbs pockets

when the public toilets are closed

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

like wanting a few extra pennies and dragging mink down to the docks to whore out

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I think we should all write to the police

And ask them to investigate her for impersonating a police officer.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

Impersonating a politician more like

More like
more like

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Heh hee...

Oooh... Littl' bit o' politics...

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

My name's Ben Elton

Goodnight

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Oo-er missus

"She told the BBC that the neighbourhood police team she was with put on their stab vests and gave her one as well"

Can't say I'd fancy it but there you go

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

Hyak Hyak Hyak!

ooo sidney

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

bloody mps wearing stab vests on britains streets

what next? armed police patrolling?
most likely

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

They could have got her one that fits

(

Weetobix, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

An Epileptic Jacket?

Ooh Er

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

She's doing PMQs tomorrow...

blog and archive

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

compo, compo, compo!

compo compo! gleeeeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

I love this

*clickety*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

yes, he HAS got a big head, hasn't he . . . ?

he HAS got a big head hasn't he . . . ? Hahaha! 'ning you!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

it's like a melon on a cocktail stick

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

This ain't going to let up for the next four months

Is it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

well, in four months a head can grow a good five or six inches . . .

in four months a head can grow a good five or six inches . . .no not a chance
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

the womb goes from the size of a wlanut

to the size of a melon in the space of 9 months
and goes back to the size of a walnut within 6 days.

the vagina on the other hand....

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Terrific

I shall make sure to go into all the birth details after the event

*avoids comments about four months for a head to grow*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

nah!

We're more interested in the conception details . . .
Oh Lordy! STOPPIT DAYVE!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

The weekend of the Blackpool bash

If you must know

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Bah!

Now I'm REALLY sorry I missed it . . .
hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Teeheehee

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

hahahahaha!!

'ningles unc!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

John McCrirrick

THat's very good, David.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Why thankyou, Doctor

DoctorI don't have a pic of John McCrirrick . . .
maybe I should do one . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Hehe!

*click*

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

YAY!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Unexpected Mobile!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

*calls*

HELLO! I'M ON THE TRAIN!
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

And soon

HELLO? I'M ON THE PLANE!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

I didn't expect that.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

how was his holiday?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

he had a babies bottle full of blue cheese formula milk . . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

*chives*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Superb!

*clicks*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Pfft!

UNEXPECTED PONIES!

(

Weetobix, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Hahahahahaha

The hummus is extra-strength!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

sing lofty

my first filtertastic thingy

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

i like it

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

that is ace!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Braw!

very nice indeed.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

needs more Wogan!
Luvvy boy!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Make it so

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

hahaha!

I knew you'd have one!
needs more snorkers!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

Okay

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Yay!

That's the ticket!
Braw!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Rutger Hauer!

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

i feel it only proper on such an occasion to post this again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY

sir, you did the world a favour in posting this, i love some of the comments, they bring a tear to my eye.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

It's a wonderful song.

For quite a few folk, it seems to bring back memories of dead people.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

indeed it does

the comments genuinely get to me every time, as i type i'm mopping my eye.

*sobs

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

"He is a pleasure to have as a grandfather but I don't think of him as Windsor Davies actor, but my grandad the funny, intelligent man who can light up a room in a millisecond"

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

i missed that one

brilliant.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

he obviously knows where the light switch is...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Very nice sir.

Filtertastic indeed.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

and here's the filtertastic tutorial if anyone gives a damn.

www.photoshoplab.com/easy-two-tone-silhouette.html
and also a filtertastic solo lofty
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/sing-lofty.gif

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Thanks for that.

Very useful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Woo!

nicely!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

I like this muchly

Though Bertie is looking a little weird.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

but he DOES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

That would look fantastic on a T-shirt...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

i'm going to give windsor a complete right arm

and i'm going for it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

To give Windsor a complete right arm...

Some sort of fisting euphemism?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

i'll have no fisting in my jungle.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Just got bored...

Original Vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE5ZwiDz63Q

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

brilliant!

you clearly showed the guy smashing himself without all of the american fluff in the background. I for one commend you sir/(madam)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

What's that?

A fakie kickflip impossible?

EDIT: needs more head explosion on impact.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Nice.

He not very good at skateboarding is he?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Ooooh... I like that.

Ouch!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Wheeee! *crack*

Get bored more often please.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

Haha! Excellent!

Although I think in the spirit of April Fools the link needs to be a Rickroll or ath the very least horseage!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

heh!

TJ: Flying penguins, lol

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/epeng001.shtml

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

What cunts

"Sorry, this programme is only available to play in the UK"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

Nah - screw Johnny - he doesn't pay for the BBC

We do. So he should pay if he wants it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

Why am I not looking at a picture of a dog that is not yours?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

H 1.1 iii (iv) c: because the picture of the dog that you cannot see is not

unfluffy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

And.

'Sorry, Penguins is not available to download'. Double cunts.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Late news

www.b3ta.com/board/8240001

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

I'm not up that early!

I could watch that video all day long. It's incredible!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

It's great

And it was only cos I hadn't really woken up then that I actually thought 'wow, that's incredible' before I thought 'wait, hang on....'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hehe!

youso stoopid :D

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Weetobix, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

I am vairy stoopid

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

lovely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

I like that

it has an almost GMOS-like quality in it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

Excellent.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

hahaha

smansh!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

OH GOD YES.

Did Goose Quest 2 ever happen?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

it's still being happened

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

Excellent.

I like your new profile.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

beak beak beak!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

OH YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

OH MY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Owwweee

That's good, nasty vid though :(

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

I have no sound

Did he loose the eye?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

Nope

They said it could take a few months for him to recover tho.

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

No.

But its going to take months to recover and get his vision back he says.

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Good show.

Just so long as it's nothing trivial.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

He's riding a giant jobbie.

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

hahaha!!

feel the pain!
use it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Somebody call NATO!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

crivvens

that one hurt

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

yeah its a nerdy one for sure!

*self spangs*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Have you seen

this?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

im both confused and terrified.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

*comes a little*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

I have got to get me that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

Well, i'm Ris-ing!

/lack of geekiness

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Me too.

Looks pretty though.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

he's cleansing an Ethernet NIC card

spang-gobular :D

EDIT How does USB get to work? It catches the bus NERDLOLZ

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Ahh!

I thought he was cleaning with Ether, and I didn't know the N.I.C bit.

Edit: But the bus in full of Frosties and cornflakes working together!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

Network Interface Card

/techie blog:P

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

lol!

a mini pci catches a mini bus! pffft! /saddoblog

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

thats a good thing

be glad you are RISing mate

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

erk!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

*groan*

Also spang.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

IT'S ALIVE!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

Marvellous!

I require fourteen and a bit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

and it's getting a click

Woo!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

Damn you and your talent!!

Woo :D

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TheOther, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

*fears hard*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

Hugs hard

NingT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

'Lo Wobbles

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

Top stuff!

ning all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

That's ace!

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahah!

nice lekky! :D *clickenspiel*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

excellent!

and terrifying..
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Terrifying? Damn, I was going for shocking.

Oh well...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

hahahah!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Cripes and crikey!

But also woo.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

pure bloody class

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

FLUFFY TIEM!

My sister's dog Freya, be-ortoned:

Click for big.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

*sings* Well my pad is very messy

And there's whiskers on my chin....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

And I'm all hung up on music, and I always play to win

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

I ain't got no time for lovin'

Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin'
All that groovy kind of stuff.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Well, I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

\o/

what a tune

I hate the sound-a-like in the ad though

yeah yeah yeah
no no no

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

*boogies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Lalalala

I'll slit my wrists while you are watching...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

A: it's not my dog - it clearly states in the body of the post that it's my sister's.

B: Because I've Ortoned it and it's made it nize.
C: The dog is vere fluffy.
D: Hahahahahaha bastard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of a dog that is not yours?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

A: Because I've Ortoned it and it's made it nize.

B: The dog is vere fluffy.
C: Hahahahahaha bastard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Why am I looking at your post asking about a dog that is not A Vagabond's?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

C: Hahahahahaha bastard?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

& good morning to you sir

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

Alreet?

Is it only Tuesday? Cocking shitsticks. I could've sworn it was at least Thursday afternoon by now.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

What's the Orton thing..?

Soft focus?
Looks good, whatever it is...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

In this case, yes.

But it can give a really nize surreal effect like this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

I hate you

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

What did I do?

I'm sorry if I offended you - I'm sure I didn't mean to.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

It's making it a bit twee

the sort of thing you fall asleep to
and while it's nothing special, you feel you should want to have sex with it...

no wait... thats Beth orton

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Why am I...oh nevermind.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

I waited three seconds for something to happen.

*feeds biscuit into screen*

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

The very best kind....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

Ha!

April Fool!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

i don't like rhubarb....

but i have the most massive rhubarb plants in my garden!
EDIT: how rude, WOO!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Dig it up

And send it my way

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

yes ma'am!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

i'll take some

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

I shall make some rhubarb crumble

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

i'm already sitting at the table waiting

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

all right all right, form an orderly line!!

*digs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

*pouts*

I can't eat this, but it sounds yummy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Why not??

It is full of good-time-things?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Raw egg

Definite no-no :(

Also rules out home-made ice cream and cake mix

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

pish and tosh

old wives tale.

eat as much raw egg as you like.

but no soft ice cream!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

Meh, don't want to risk it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Ah..I see, understood.

And lets face it, it would just not be the same with boiled egg in instead. ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

yummers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

I really want a boiled egg now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

are you having any food cravings?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

Not really - not the way I thought I would

Have been going for white chocolate and strawberries a lot though.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

Oooh, and spicy food

Babby loves spicy food :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

raw eggage

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

very good

also, i will be stealing this recipe

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new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

Best of all the fools

Woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

Hell yeah!

Delicious!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

I pitty the rhubarb!

fool

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

I could do with a holiday myself

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

Hahaha!

The master of ~~disaster~~ disguise.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

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