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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Haha

Subtle, so I like

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Jorvic, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Took me a while to notice.

But when I did I laughed like a loon. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

'N...

Subtle! Took me a while...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

Subtle?

It's damn near invisible!

Clever though!

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Ratsta, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Nice. I thought this was a RPS first time I looked at it.

(WiggZ, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

HAHAHA

SIX COCKING DAYS!!!! *DANCES WITH YOU*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I like

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

wot no bash spam?

;)

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Victor Meldrew, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

No just Bash lard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

"It drips so you don't have to"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

hehehe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

(Redmond, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

Sony PS4.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Sony PS4.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 25 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Sony PS4.

(WiggZ, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

Sony PS4.

sorry hexachordal :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

yourdoingitwrong

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Sony PS4.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Sony PS4.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Sunny pissforth?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

/thread

(WiggZ, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

I agree, it's a shitty post.

(Redmond, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

then why

post it?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

RIS?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Sony PS4

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

Oooooooooooooold!

I saw one of those for sale in the Philipines in 2002!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

SPOSN4Y

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Rico, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

You have been here

8 months and almost everyone of your image posts has been trollish shite and still you continue. I think it's time I did not have to see your shite again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

This post is a vast improvement on previous form

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

GOAT ?

what?

RIS?

I DON'T GET IT???

Boat?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

...

Ear Cataracts?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

i hope someone likes this, it took me all morning

click for bigger (250kish)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

I LIKE THIS

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

i'd do her all morning

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

Proper garlic sauce, unavailable in the south...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

pish

the stuff I've had would make your ball hairs fall out. It's not so much sauce but mashed garlic.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

lick my mash gar!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

The stuff I get round here has herbs in it.

HERBS!

Proper garlic sauce needs to be nothing but that, "mayonnaise consistancy garlic flavoured condiment" stuff out of a yellow bottle.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

yah that's what most places do

only the bottle is white...

But this one place I went to, it was fucking garlic pulp
PULP!!!

Delicious though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

Sounds good!

Fucking herbs!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

it's a dude, dude

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

you sure?

um, then I'll qualify my previous statement:

I'd do him all morning at a rate of $100/hr.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

bangin'

pretty sure.

But fuck it; give it a go and see what you find.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

you don't know what we can find

why don't you come with me little girl,
on a magic carpet ride?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdnSxVK0WzM&feature=related

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

It took me a while to figure out why that wouldn't load

I bumped my ethernet cable out when I plugged the 'phones in...

one of the best in my opinion. I remembered it the middle of disney's aladin, which I first saw when I was 21....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Cor!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

when are you going to do the rest of the alphabet?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

hahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

But it's letter R day on Sesame Street

and also brought to you by the number 5

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

I like!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

getting good at the hair now

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Ooo

That's rather nice, that is. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

who needs photoshop.....

(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

it's a good un

however is 400kb, should be around 50 plz. Try using photoshop's save for web option. Or some other optimisation thingy.

*goes to fry some bacon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

you do

so that you can optimise your images before posting.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

ouchies

please don't break the internets...

put the image on the b3ta uploader, it will shrink it for you....

edit your post don't delete :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

b3ta uploader will spit

it back out as it is too big for that too ( 400Kb maximum for that )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

oh ok

*learns*
Edit: I don't think he's coming back to fix it.
:(
Edit Edit: He has!! YAY!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

ooops

sorry internet.....should be beterer now

(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

you may have a click now :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

hi5

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

good job

that man.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

yay

thanks...

(tacrossman, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

*glees*

Liz never buys the rounds!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

*GLEES*

less than a week!

i have so much revision to do for the exam on saturday morning :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

Saturday exam?

Fuck that shit, as they say...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Good luck with that

Yup one week to go:D
I have a stupid amount to do.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

6 Days and counting. It's going to be mad isn't it?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

fully sick dude!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

thats what thorpey reckons!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Is that maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

in a MadChester 'Large it' kind of way....

or maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

in a more mad scientist kind of fashion?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

30/70 respectively

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

yup

Unfortunately there a load of lurkers with one or two post that are coming, It's nothing personal but it's really going to be a huuuuuj squeeze at the venue without them. It's going to be worst with! I wish rob hadn't've put something in the newsletter about it.
I'm working on a wet weather plan just in case.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Tell everyone to bring a boardgame they can play inside.

Bagsey Ker-Plunk.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

lots of them wont turn up

and those that do may become full time b3tans. I became a lot more regular after the bash.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Ha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

nice one

we seem to be having one of those days today.
using the edit tab^ replace your image with this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/funnymonies.jpg
and read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

edit/ well done on the fix, have a woo.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

would like to join in this flame as i rather enjoy being a hypocrit.

x

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

too soon man too soon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

you just sit at the back

and wait until you are forgiven. And put that dunce hat back on ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

hoi that's my hat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

I had a dream last night that they changed this image challenge to another one

due to some legal problems with this one, and I was the only person who'd noticed.

I may have to take a few days away from the internet, I'm having B3ta dreams again.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

what's with the sig?

shocksite i haven't seen?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

heh...

www.octopusgirl.com

VERY NSFW.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

I like octopussies and girls..

therefore I like this site.

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Aenesis, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

oh my fucking god!

I don't know whether to be disgusted, amused or envious of the octopus.

I tried googling for it yesterday and found the one with eels in her arse...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

you mean assfish?

...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Eurgh, I saw that before...

Looks like a one-eyed Cthulhu...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Whaaaaaat?

O_O

RSPCA WILL NOT LIKE THIS

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

How do you know it wasn't consensual?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

I often have dreams

where I am photoshopping things, they often get mingled with dreams about whatever game I have been recently playing. My dreams have been weird and involving Medieval TW 2 recently.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

oh thank fuck

i'm so glad someone else gets b3ta dreams, i always panic when i get them....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

i had a dream

after rob told me off for nazi-ing the other day.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

did it involve

a ginger bloke in a tin hat spanking you with a riding crop?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

*burst into tears

Yes, oh god yes, please help me. It's all true

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

nocturnal emmisions are perfectly natural

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

pfft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

hehe

anyway, beddie byes...laters

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Ha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

yay!

her maj looks best pleased

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spacefish bong!, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

You could always try this!!!! (online photoshop)

www.splashup.com/splashup/Splashup.swf

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

good lord.

As somebody who dabbles in flash programming, WOW.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

Good work!

and well done on the edit!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

you know I'm no good. nnnnnyer

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

this took to long to get

but i still would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I've 'ad her!

and how are things in Brianftang town?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

not bad ta

bit hungover. And yerself?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

I shall studiously be working on tomorrow hangover soon:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha

& Dear God!

'nings, how's the head?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

'nings!

Ah, yes the head. It's a bit floatylight at the moment. Going to be a day on the sofa today methinks. How's you?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

It's got to 'hair of the dog' stage

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

No doggy hair here

But I am just about to do a G&T fountain:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

*follows & dives in*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

get in my son.

I was fair tipsy last night but after a wake up coffee with a snifter of brandy I was soon good to go and have had 2 glasses of Chardonnay in readiness for the Grand Prix. I'm gonna be pissed extra early today.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

Ooo the Monaco GP I forgot!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Ohhh thanks

I nearly forgot!

Just in time too :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

ooo cheers i forgot that

i've got the best hangover pit crew ever here, woken up with espresso, a cheese and ham sammich and a glass of fizzy good. win!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

heavy night?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

We* had to get 'extra special' drunk

to tolerate Eurovision

EDIT: *I

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Yeah so you would. The weirdest of Eurovision moments out be watching it live in the morning on Oz:P
It was hosted live feeds by someone called Bert Newton who is Oz's ginger Terry Wogan:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

That's who terry wogan is?

AHAHAHAHAHAH i get it now!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Non Ginger Bert

Except he is not open about the wig:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

haha

did you get to see Eddie McGuire at all?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Yes

Yes I did:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

He seems to be winding up to being the next Bert-like

I love seeing people make a twat of Eddie, it is just so funny, it's not hard to do...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

HAHAHAHA

has seen about one minute of that blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Just so you know

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

THEY'RE SELLING REALITY

AAAAAAHHHHHH

I'LL BE LOST WITHOUT IT D:

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

yup

the world's going that way

Click for bigger (359KB)

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

No!

The cyclepath!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

worryingly..

there is still a high number of badly placed/ridiculous signs I'm yet to photograph within a 100m radius of me

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

i can hardly wait to see them.

if only there was site were people could post all of their photos so they could share them with family and friends.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

if...

...only i could make friends on this site we'd be half way there.

It'd probably be easier to fashion my self an internet baby though

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'm thinking of starting a new blog where I bitch about australian culture, then translate it into korean and back into english:

[e] three macdonalds cunts which are severe going, sexual intercourse raped our culture. Went out and when ordered the Commonwealth of Australia hamburger in case to go out and being a child, will receive the hamburger which has the bacon and the egg in the normality.

Sugar beet right sprinkles, the map which will be it that place does not know. It as well the map which will be does not know in the hamburger which is normal. Goes out, sugar beet right root I didn' Wanted the hamburger which has in case; t demands the Commonwealth of Australia hamburger.

I demanded the hamburger which has the salad. Goes out and must designate wants the hamburger which has the bacon and the egg in case, now. MACDONALDS this. They us it invention [hayss] like raped our Commonwealth of Australia identity of the good hamburger and season three they hit the sugar beet right root to circumference. You do you forecast the sugar beet right root in case orders this Commonwealth of Australia pizza?

No. You forecast the bacon and the egg. Help me in this. You in order description below are knowing what. You your [e] three has sexual intercourse body waste hat sexual intercourse.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

I am sure I've has that one emailled to me followed by an advert for fake rolexes!

Then again American culture is pretty much raping both our national identities!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

What's wrong with Aussie yogurt?

It must be clearly gronkpan, I eongttunghage Korea's annoying. This is nothing to do with me some of their failure to enter the baggy shorts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

^^STUPID HAT

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spacefish bong!, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

CH34P \/1@gr@@

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

They tried to make me go to recycle

I said No, No, No.

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

okay first time at using the mssage board properly

a few pictures as i forgot to come back after the wait period.. according to *edit* most people on here now *edit* that possibly wasn' a bad thing.. ho hum

and to finish off some well deserved surrealist misserablism

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

fuck off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha

Morning fella

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

I'm TJing. Someone here has a sore throat. I can't help thinking these aren't helping the matter.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

I knew it was you as soon as I saw it was a threadjack

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

You could imagine Thread Jack being a baddie from the 60's batman show!

Well the board wasn't moving and it wasn't worth a new thread.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

seventies batman?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_%28TV_series%29

HOLY TIMESTUFFUPS RIVERGHOST!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

I'm sure I have no idea of what you are refering to!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

HOLY EDIT BUTTONS RIVERGHOST!!

Threadjack would go so much better in batfink

Edit: I knew I should have taken screenshot of that, oh wait, image editors :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Yeah the Evil Thread Jack

would have ninja henchmen called The Edits.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

But then there would have to be the ultimate baddie

the fail post

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Doesn't really work like a name as Thread Jack does though.

Fail post could be the ultimate weapon of the Late Delivery Man though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

yah

but what would thread jacks weapon be?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

His ninjas, The Edits!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

so he's an ultimately unarmed baddy

once the ninjas have been defeated. he is nothing?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Well that was not uncommon

with the 60's Batman villans:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

I have you bang to rights guilty as charged

Click for readable (19KB)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

bigger!

are these yours?

ris?

wtf?

etc?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

u huh

I made them,

Possibly too big.. I hoped photo bucket would of taken care of that.. in my defence I have slept very little and am currently heftily medicated.

Go team sedatives!

x

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

You hoped photobucket

would guess what size you want to display pictures when you hotlink to other sites?
How the fuck did you manage to turn your computer on?
Please go to b3ta's FAQ page and carefully read all of the information there so that you can post without upsetting everyone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

photobucket does wierd shit with filesizes

usually makes them bigger though...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yeah, it makes some of mine bigger.

I tend to aim for saving at 46Kb or below as pb always adds a couple on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

tee hee

I'm think of getting an account there now, and posting photos of my self, so I look bigger :)

Hello Catpain...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hello

I'm here and on /talk, being quite unsympathetic about anorexia.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

I can't bring myself to post on talk but that group really has to be trolls surely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

/talk was Robs attempt at creating A.I.

But it failed the turing test!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

that is funny

I lol'd hard

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

go on lass.

you talk up a big arse and fuck those skinny bitches ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

that is an interesting image

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

My arse isn't really that big.

Contrary to popular belief, being the AVERAGE size for a woman in the UK is not big. It's just bigGER than the women you go for.

And I'm not on there as a token 'fat girl' or whatever (not that I'm that either but I'll just go with other people's definitions of me for now) but more as someone pointing out that they'd rather feel sorry for starving kids in Africa than starving wrist slitty teenagers in Croydon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

chill

I like big butts and I cannot lie

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

I couldn't give a shit if you do or you don't.

I've got a fabulous arse, I don't need the approval of others.

Sorry, I appear to be in a fucking bad mood. Hmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

bad mood? I don't know what would give everyone that impression

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

*plays soothing harp music

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

god! I fucking HATE HARPS

*goes out into the street and stabs some nuns*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

i was about to type this

word for word

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

she probably bite your head off as well

...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

She's hungover

and has barely bitten anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

most people think I am big headed

unless we're talking about the other head, where you would be sadly correct. Maybe if I starved myself I'd feel better :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hangovers are balls

I slept through mine.

Having a day in pants, win. Need bacon in a bit tho, sizzly!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Don't you start with me miss.

or your arse, whatever size will be going over my knee.

I wasn't referring to your arse, just saying because I know your feelings about curvy that I can imagine you over there championing chunky over skeletal.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I really would love to see you try.

I can take you, easy.

No, I was more championing growing up and being an adult over whining and screaming that life's not fair boohoohoo etc.

Apparently my views are perpetuating people's issues etc. Oh fuck off and get some real fucking problems.

Am I being too unsympathetic? I can't tell. It's just when some bored teenager tries to get attention in that way, knowing that there's kids that are dying as we fucking speak due to malnutrition that's when I start to get angry. People can bandy around the word 'issues' all the want- at the end of the day, saying 'I've got issues' is just a nicer way of saying 'I want more attention because I'm a selfish, arrogant little cunt' isn't it?

Oh I don't know. Sorry for snapping at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

...

maybe some people could do with a hug occasionally.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

Oh I'm firmly in your court on this one.

"grow up and eat a fucking sandwich, you moany little shit."

I fear for the future, I really do. If kids increasingly can't cope with the pressures of living scot free in their parent's house with their TVs, computers, Wiis, XBoxs, Playstations and the countless other ephemeral must-have fad toys then what the fuck are they going to do when they have to walk in the real world and are faced with the reality of self-sufficiency?
I really don't mind if a few of them off themselves to be honest, natural selection will always find a way.
The human race is doomed.

Don't worry about snapping at me my sweet, I'm a big boy and it might do you good ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

Everyone's being a bit black and white over the whole issue

1 yes there are attention seekers
2 yes there are genuinely mentally ill kids
3 life is hard
4 it's hard for everyone so try not to whine
5 society does place a stupid priority on body image
6 the current 'ideal' is unhealthy
7 I want some bacon but can't be bothered to get up
8 I had a girlfriend with associated issues once, it was pretty tough.
9 /talk is probably not the place for clever discourse

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

^this

but I don't want bacon, I want a kebab.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

bacon's on

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

It's too cold to go out for a kebab

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

I had an

anorexic girlfriend when I was in school ( she was the sister of the drummer in our band. I think she was my groupie ) and that was in a time when we didn't even have a clue what it was. She fixed herself with some help.
Body dysmorphia and eating disorders are not diseases, they are just another form of addiction and a sign of mental dysfunction. If you don't get yourself help and get fixed then don't moan on fucking Bebo in the hope that strangers will stroke your fragile ego. Fuck me I swear if they don't bring back national service and sort out these fucking kids soon I'm going in to politics and I'll make a right stink.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

I just think it would be a good idea

for all of these teenagers to have to explain (by means of a translator if needed) to three or four malnourished 3rd world kids exactly WHY they're doing what they're doing.

Unjustifiable selfism. Injustifiable? I can't be bothered to check.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

This is chuffing awesome.

/ac

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Supergyrations, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Twat.

I've seen smaller planets than these posts.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

you fucking clown

learn how to optimise or fuck off

/refluffs

'ning all

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

'ning prodge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

ning :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Dear squishedpimp

Please find attached an invoice for a new monitor, my current monitor is not large enough to display your gigantic images.

(PS you might want to read the FAQ.)

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Supergyrations, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

ok...

please read the FAQ

people are also sensitive to people flooding the board, especially if they've already stuffed up.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

DO YOU HAVE A CASE OF MENTAL?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

yes.

several. They arrived by mail order. Damnable Readers Digest.

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

I have to admit the third one made me giggle..

The idea is to display the images. You can do this with this little bit of code.

I think the is actually the most autonomic reflex burnt into the mind of regular b3tards:P

EDIT: result!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

you lied about the ignore

i'll never trust a word you say again.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Did I say when I would ignore or if the ignore would be from me?

Huh? Huh?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

if only i understood this

i'd counter it with something witty.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Maybe you too would like to be a storm trooper!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

OK Hands up everyone who has me on ignore!

anyone?? Surely someone has ignored me! I mean the odds are in my favour!

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

ARF

you dunno how to make these display do you ><

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

it's not going too well is it

read this as well as the faq

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

and this, cr3's very helpful guide to not pissing everyone off.
svamp.eu/game/

there may be hope for you yet.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

I died.

You post your image, and it is met by wide approval by the boarders! Hurray! However, you are linked to I Love Horses in your post comments, and die from shock.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
I just hurt my wrist posting that....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

hello new person

you are failing so hard we can hear you over on /talk

please keep the noise down a bit, there's a good idiot

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

sorry.

As a form of a payment for you having to witnessing such a viseral failure have some selfharm

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

For fucks sake.

Are you ever going to read the FAQ?

animated images 250Kb

I've never seen so much fail from one person in so short a time.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

i should go to bed

but personally I blame my local council

Click for bigger (287KB)

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

*laughs till he cries*

that is cruel but panse-pissingly funny, the timing and wording are fucking excellent!

I too want an 'I Love This' button! LOL!

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..wil, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

lol

very good

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 26 May 2008, 8:58, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

edit: flame removed due to your fixing your post

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

FAIL=YOU

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

his fail seems to have stopped

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

marple

for now...

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

*tickles*

I liked the one with the pineapples.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

wow, looks like "the cliques" are out in force today!

I would just ignore all the nastiness and nerdy "omfg read the faqs" replies... although it is the done thing to keep images under 50k :)

(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

Morning all

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

poor lysdexic Sonjay

it's not funny watching words swimming about on a page.

It's trippy, but not funny

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Do they do the backstroke?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

nah they sortof swirl and the spaces between words form prety patterns and pleasing shapes

I'm just glad that I'm not really bad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

fair enough

Dont worry by the way Im aware that dyslexics dont require food aid. I am just too lazy to fill in that plot hole.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

I'd take food aid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Jeremy Kyle: DNA will prove I'm the father! The results.

What Noob error.. I see no Noob error here...

*shifty eyes*

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

*fail*

please use the /links board for youtube links

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

happppppppppppyyyyyyyy b333tttatatatatatattatadydydyayayayayayy!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

ta!

have some treats!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

most treatsome!

going insane to japanese macdonald's right now...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

that

is quite special

Last night I watched it a few times in a row. Mind you, I was a bit tipsy

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

*Listens carefully to Coming Through*

*likes*

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

ta :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

OH DEAR :(

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

yep noob error

if you want to post a link post it on the /links board

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

And your first ignore too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

surely not

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

that's far too harsh

it's only a tiddly little minor noob error.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

you've ignored him as well haven't you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

<selfpity>

i'd ignore myself if ever given the option.

*leftpointingchevron*/selfpity*rightpointingchevron*

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

you need to use html &gt and &lt

> and <

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

no.

but having just wandered back and seen ^^^^^^ up there i might.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Good heavens

Did you click your heels as well as the ignore button? :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

I believe my first attempts at posting were fails of such epic proportions

that I hold the bench mark for b3tards to aspire to.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

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(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

I don't get what you're trying to say here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

eugh

that took so long to read and it wasn't even worth it.

(Veno, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

yay!

And I've got some birthday treats! (some gc in there)

- a festive song! (which seems to go quite nicely with the gif above)
- 15 of my tracks on last.fm (check out 'coming through', which I made last night)
- Fritzl ma Shitzle's food suggestion for young children
- Handy: A list of some major brands, and the fonts they use
- Transformers transforming (animations, ronseal)
- We come in peace. Still brings a smile on my face. (animations, be sure to check out both seasons)

That's it. Enjoy!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

hippy bidet!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Happy B3taday!

WOO!

I have clicked for later as I must get ready!

*waves*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Ha, gefeliciteerd ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

danque!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

Please accept this three-candle birthday cake as a token of my mediocrity

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

ooh

very acme-like!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

happy b3taday sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

HB3D!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

bappy caykeday

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Happy b3ta day!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Happy candle day Mr Kick!

I shall pretend my impending fry up is some tasty b3taday cake :) Have something small, fluffy, and exceedingly lethal:

CFB

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I thank you for that effort

try adding whipped cream :)

edit: jebus! a Fox+Bat = Fat? or Box?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Long eared Jerboa and

Acinonyx jubatus = Cheetah!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

wow

so THAT'S what they look like, ta!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Yes A b3taday animash should be done!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

This I love

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

yay happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

ta!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

happy b3taday fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

cheers!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

ha pee b3taday c kick

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

[Happy B3ta Day!

bzzz bzzzt bzzz bzzzt!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

happy birthday!

thanks for the font list! x

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Fatter popes would mean bigger treats

"POPESCICLE"

(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

quick give it to the altar boy

then he can suck the pope as usual

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

Seams like they've been doing it for years

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

POAP!

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

POAS!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

PEAS

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

PODS?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

Can I leave this here?

Don't really wanna waste a thread on this early morning effort, no matter how slow it is.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Euh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

well waddaya know eh

I did shop some moneys before, for my 50k milestone

bit big

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

deceptively cute

he'll have your fingers off tho

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

*throws bread*

*runs and woos*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

klxdjxkll

m,olxcjm c x .

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

Arghhhhhh

Is that the blood of his last victim on the floor?

Woo!

& 'nings b3ta!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

'ning!

oh, and

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

'ning 'ning!!

All a/board

@:D

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

I wonder what sound it makes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

qwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

I'm not surprised

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

docile or antagonised?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

it looks inquisitive

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

but do they quack or grunt?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

25th May

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

yay a brand new post!

mushroom spluff!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

That's rather lully.

I'm hoping that's now what the London bash bbq will look like!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

poms wouldn't know a decent barbie if they sat on one

what is going to be cooked? Risoles?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

barbie queue

YAY

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

cor

*wanks*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

I just got back from the supermarket

and they had a LazyTown DVD. I nearly bought it...

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Ratsta, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

WRONG!!!!!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Yeah well trust me.

I've lived in England and I've lived in Australia and Aussie can't barbeque for shit!
They're so bad that have to use gas! They also feel perfectly happy to throw the word pom around with the same venom as someone would use with the word packie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

I don't see a problem with either to be honest

I do remember someone taking his case to have the word pom banned by the United Nations. Most of the time though, pom isn't supposed to be offensive, neither is the use of the word wog, bastard, prick or cunt. We're just being friendly...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Yeah erm word to the wise

Most of the people her are from England and wog is probably the most offencively racist word around, I know it means something different in Oz.
Also I live in Australia for 3-4 years it is perfectly acceptable to constantly make snide comments about English people. If you changed the word Pom for Aboriginie and kept the context the same people would be much more shocked and offended.
99% of Australians that called me a pom would get completly irate if I called the a convict back.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

zoinks it's certianly not that bad here...

And I'll concede there are arseholes everywhere, but not everyone is. I don't use the term pom to cause offense, it's kind of jocular. Sure call an Aussie a convict. I don't give a shit, it's our heritage. As for snide remarks about Aborigines, again it really depends on context as to whether or not it is offensive/shocking etc.

I'm also half Scot, talk with an accent and get shit from both sides...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'm just going by observation. It's perfectly acceptable in the meadia too.

I loved living in Australian and I loved the people but if you're English and there's an Australian who's pissed off at you, you can gaurantee that words 'fucking pom' will be mentioned and maybe two thirds of the time the tyrade will detour off into English people in general.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

That's a top description of Aus,

but it wouldn't matter what you were. If you were from Queensland you'd be a farking Banana Benda, from Western Sydney, you'd be a bloody Westie Bogan, it would't matter you were from the other side of the street you'd still get something.

But half the time, the people don't stay irate for very long and you can go have a beer and a laugh afterwards. If you can't they're just plain cunts, and they're everywhere in the world sadly.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

just do what I did

and tell the Aussie how POME means 'prisoner of mother england' which actually refers to the convicts themselves. So in essence, a pome is actually an Aussie...the look on their face is priceless!

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Victor Meldrew, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

yah no-one is quite sure of the entomology

I think that POME or POHM is largely accepted as a bacronym. OED goes for the pomegranate story, but I think the origins are probably lost to history.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

Naaa

Just just said they were pissed off coz they were like New Zealand but without the culture:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

I think you'll find you'd get the same effect in the UK with Americans

and "Fuckin Yanks".

I know quite few people here in Grimsby got irate at being called Codheads in the middle of a football match commentary. I'm proud of being a Codhead, even though its meant as a bit of an insult.

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Yeah

But they fucking deserve it! That's not hypocrasy that's just how the world feels about them!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha

OH THE IRONY!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

I'm going to have to take exception to that

I've never heard of anyone going out "to bash some poms".

There's a profound difference between using a derogatory term for a group of people who have been exploited throughout history versus using a derogatory term for a group of people who have exploited people throughout history.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

In your mind at least.

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Araucaria is such a tit, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

Yes, let's trivialise the human rights abuses and wholesale slaughter of the past

by assuming that making fun of someone from england is just as bad.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

Strange

I can't remember the last time I exploited someone.

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

yes and there aren't slaves in most modern countries either.

but if you use a derogatory term for someone whose grandparents might have been slaves, you're bringing up a whole world of emotions for that person.

English people haven't had a bad run. It'd be nice if we lived in a world where black skin or big noses or ginger hair were all just thrown around as innocent ribbing, but some words have centuries of hatred behind them.

Sorry if you don't like being called a pom, but it's really not that bad in the scheme of things. I'm sure you can mull it over while you eat your delicious dinner and sleep in your comfortable bed.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

cloud cow nose?

wtf

woo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

so it is, I hadn't noticed that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

Ah but the top half of a personage's face on the left:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

Too early for crack River!

personage's face indeed pffft
;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

Crack, the breakfast of champions!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

Okay, you can close your mouth now

nice one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

I see a waterfall

Have a woo!

The moodiness reflects the weather outside! :(

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

he is fit;;;& his company doesnt sell arms to sudan he saves childrens

ONE TIME DOCTOR DYSLEXIA URINATED ON A LEPER AND HE WAS HEALED

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:00, archived)

uuuuhhhhh wut?

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:11, archived)

! DON'T BE HUMBLE

ABOUT YOUR SPECIAL MAGICS PWERS!

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:14, archived)

okay well then fine.

i am great and i am good.

hail me as the coming goddess if you wish but please if you would announce your identity or any other pseudonyms i may know you by, friend.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:16, archived)

erm, no pseudonyms

MERELY PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB, SIRE
I WAS THERE THE DAY YOU KILLED A WHOLE VILLAGE JUST BECAUSE SOME KID OPENED A WINDOW

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:24, archived)

but does i know who you is and what?

i feel a small amount of familiarity in your texts.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:25, archived)

no, but

that's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said to a newbie. cheers

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:27, archived)

np.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:29, archived)

HEY I JUST FOUND THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE

i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/isjumping/IMG_2184_2.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

aaarrrgggh.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:14, archived)

DOCTOR DYLEXIA I HAVE A CONCERN:

WHY DOES YOUR BLOGGER PROFILE SAY YOU ARE A MAN? THE PICTURE IS OF YOU BUT IT SAYS YOU ARE A MAN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:18, archived)

i don't know. i probably just made random selections when i made the profile at first

a lot of that information is false and that picture is not of me.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:21, archived)

But I met a lady that looked just like that

and when I asked if she was doctor dyslexia she looked at me weird and walked away.

Just like I figured you would.

I yelled out "Hey, it's gronkpan" but I didn't think you heard me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:23, archived)

that was a bad idea.

honestly if i saw someone ask me if i was doctor dyslexia i r/l i would probably be scared and i might just yell out "nooo".

also you know what i look like i don't know why you would ask a lady who looks like the weird advert i got that other picture from.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:30, archived)

SOMETIMES I GET CONFUSED, OK?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:34, archived)

thats okay.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:58, archived)

NO it's not ok,

It's far from ok,
So far past ok you wouldn't believe,
Ok is not in the equation,
It just.......

Oh no wait it's fine

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

SEKCY LADIE PISS IS THE NEW PENICILLIN

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:20, archived)

hahah

your i nay shone

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:26, archived)

It's what we do.

Nice to see some more Doc fans about.
Pull up a bloody mouthed citizen and dig in.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:32, archived)

cheers!

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:33, archived)

sheen? air? bell?

(deathbyfeedback, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

WHY DON'T I HAVE A FAN CLUB?

MAKES ME SAD :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:30, archived)

WORK THOSE MULES.

www.b3ta.com/board/8400161
THE REST FOLLOWS, JUST LIKE DYSENTERY.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:34, archived)

my shitty post is the reason I don't have a fan club?

makes sense i suppose...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:36, archived)

EXACTLY!

IT IS LONELY. MAKE LOTS OF FUCKING SHITTY FRIENDS FOR IT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:39, archived)

if anyone want's me I'll be in my crying corner

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:43, archived)

let us all join our shitty friend in the well famed crying corner.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:46, archived)

WELL I'M GLAD THAT I'M NOW YOUR FRIEND BUT

IT'S A LITTLE TOO SOON FOR SCAT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:51, archived)

"It's a Little Too Soon for Scat" was the B side to "White Christmas"

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:56, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

THE CRYING STORE CALLED

THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

CRYING ROOM DOMINATION COMMENCES.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:04, archived)

THOSE KITTENS ARE NOT PREPARED TO DOMINATE.

THEIR DOMINATION ATTEMPT IS UNPREPARED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:06, archived)

NO DOUBT DUE TO THE FACT THEY NEED THREE TO OPERATE IT.

DOMINATION IS NOT COOPERATIVE SPORT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:11, archived)

WHILE THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF AN ARISTOCRATIC MODEL

WE SHOULD ALL REMEMBER THAT THE ACCORDIAN IS THE INSTRUMENT OF THE PEOPLE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:13, archived)

THAT IS NOT AN ACCORDIAN THAT IS A PAINO ACCORDIAN

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

THEY BOTH POSSESS THE CAPACITY TO DOMINATE

PAINO ACCORDIAN IS A BRUTAL DOMINATOR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:24, archived)

THE SHIFT KEY OF THE FAMILY.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calliope_(music)
AKA: MOBLE DOMINATION MECHA UNIT MARK I

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:30, archived)

OMG SO BIG!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:33, archived)

HE SORTS THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF

AND THEN DOMINATES THE WHEAT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:41, archived)

I DON'T HAVE GLASSES

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:07, archived)

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

IS IT TROLLING?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:48, archived)

I AM A TROLL I LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND SHOUT AT BILLY GOATS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

I don't get that story

I think the lesson is that it's ok to headbutt people who are weird to your friends.

Maybe it's that if someone is being weird to you, get your big friend to headbutt them.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:58, archived)

even wikipedia doesn't get it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Billy_Goats_Gruff

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:07, archived)

I like the idea that the troll is the protagonist

and that he should have just eaten the little goat instead of being greedy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

^this

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:29, archived)

I know

literature is impressive, eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:31, archived)

Well, when I write it it is.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:47, archived)

GET 'EM, WEB SHERIFF

ALSO: WHERE IS MY FRONT PAGE?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:00, archived)

I don't think I'll front page anything.

Everyone gets angry no matter what.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:01, archived)

AND THEREFOR: FRONTPAGE YOUR FRIENDS

Actually, that's fine. I just hope you don't become kind of aloof like the other mods. That would suck. We need you in the shit.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:06, archived)

Please let me know if you find the way to her heart

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:03, archived)

i still love this picture.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:24, archived)

I am glad of it

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

Impossible to forge? Impossible to Photoshop.

1) Surely bindun
2) Don't call my shirley
3) why doesn't Queen have a logo? I wanted to shoop it into the blank oval bit.
4) My first ever post!

~~Did I post it right?~~ yes I did!

(Azrael- last had a shower at, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:47, archived)

Yes you did

but that was your third post.

Just saying is all

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:50, archived)

you could have used this logo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RedGreatestHitsQuennalbumcover.png

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 8:52, archived)

why not a new thread?

It is worth it
have a click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

Welcome person from lurkageland.

Good first go. Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

The Queen Crest... AKA the Queen Logo

www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0013/5177/brand.gif

Made by Freddie to represent all the bands star signs in a similar fashion to the country's coat of arms.

(iapetus, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

50s are pissy easy to forge

which is why they're recalling them from circulation (burning them when they get back to the bank of england)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

"50s are pissy easy to forge"

Is this the voice of experience?
Perhaps you might like to give me a few tips!

(jethou1, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

*sigh*

I had almost forgotten he existed I've had him on ignore so long.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

doctor dyslexia claims to be female

but I'm not sure I believe that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

I couldn't really care less.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

Best in Show at Crufts 2008 - Sheep Edition!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:14, archived)

THAT LOOKS YUMMY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:15, archived)

Good eating on one o'them!

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Ratsta, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:17, archived)

That'll boil up a treat.

*orders eleventy*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

I wonder who has the job

of trimming the hair around the cock.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

when we still had a dog, my mum used to cut his hair (he was a spaniel so he had plenty)

anyway, one time, mum was trimming around the cock area, and the dog got a bit 'excited'. For some reason my mum got offended and started beating the erection with the electric clippers shouting "PUT THAT AWAY".

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:30, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8400190

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8399850

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8399987

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 5:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7440773

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 5:32, archived)

*boke*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 5:36, archived)

call pon dem rasta man seng call pon dem

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 6:36, archived)

im flattered but sort of scared

and also very embarrassed because i haven't made anything very good at all in the last two months or so and i can't think of any good art now.

but still thank you.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:24, archived)

LOLOLOLOL

BRILLO AS USUAL SIR KNIGHT
WELL PLAYED
WELL PLAYED INDEED

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sun 25 May 2008, 7:30, archived)

I likes this!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

SNEIGH!

EDIT: Just really seen what I posted... properly... for the first time
Sorry folks, I've been on the piss

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:53, archived)

GOOD HORSE.

YOU ARE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB, HORSE.

YOU HAVE MADE SOME TERRIFIC STRIDES IN HORSE.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:04, archived)

WAS IT UNEXPECTED HORSE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

HE'S GOING TO STEAL CHINA'S GOLD.

EAT THAT GOLD MR. HORSE MAN.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:08, archived)

ALL YOUR GOLD ARE BELONG TO US

WHAT YOU SAY?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:15, archived)

USA USA USA USA USA.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:17, archived)

BORN IN A DEAD MAN'S TOWN

FIRST KICK I TOOK WAS WHEN I HIT THE GROUND

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

PUT ON THAT WIDE BELT AND TELL IT LIKE IT NEVER WAS!

This land is made of mountains/ This land is made of mud.

This land has lots of everything/ For me and Elmer Fudd.
This land has lots of trousers/ This land has lots of mausers.

And pussy cats to eat them!/ When the sun goes down!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:27, archived)

oohhh me so rascist.

i should just die.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:39, archived)

when you do, donate yourself to necrophilla porn

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:44, archived)

okay.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:50, archived)

YOU TELL 'EM, DOC!

It's candied apples/ And ponies with dapples/ You can ride all day!
It's girls with pimples / And cripples with dimples/ That just wont go away !

Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes/ With noses as long as your arm!
Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks/And honkies -honk- / Who never left the farm !

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:47, archived)

there's a magazine for you

here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 4:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:14, archived)

bender's influence ftw

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

Terrapin

cfb

(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

nite nite b3ta

discomeat very tired now

zzz

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:38, archived)

I only just got here

bad sleep patterns + playing with turtles

nite

(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

nite nites

chunders very tired too
I think I go zzzzz also

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:55, archived)

tamyyamugatchi hiroshima shiochii nu khan khaaan tadifuchhiiii.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:05, archived)

I thought I'd get in on the whole webcomic thing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

can't wait for the next episode

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

stay tuned for more adventures of...

HIGHLY PERVERTED STICKMAN!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

But without a cock, how much damage can he do?

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 25 May 2008, 8:39, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

ARF!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

THIS WAS HIS OWN FAULT.

HE SHOULD HAVE HAD LESS BONES.

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d d, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:33, archived)

I approve :)

You've waited far too long to get into this kind of thing

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

will it make laydees want to boof me?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

i made stickers

click for others

it passed the time.

not really worth its own thread but ill go for it anyway.

hope you're all well.

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sooperdave, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

redex here

*waits*

edit:

ah yes.. I see now.

yay!

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

X of crimson... :(

oh. nevermind.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

haha, people are going to think it's viral marketing for something

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

nice :D

eugh, morrisons trolley

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

it works here..

humour is lost, but the imagery works.

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

mm yeh

looks funny in some places.

its just to make things look a bit more interesting i guess.

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sooperdave, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

yeah..

I'd chuckle if I saw this road side

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

that's super, dude.

now it is bedtime for grown ups.
Colour this in whilst I'm away.

Click for bigger (207KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

Colour your own feckin pic!..

Isn't this the point of the board?

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

It's gay shift.

if you post anything that looks remotely unfinished then all the nutcases draw things on it. I've seen it, it's like science or something.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

Oh, I see.. arf!

Come what may..

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

look at the thread below

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

references to cdc?

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

what?

I don't know what's going on, I only came here for a cup of sugar, now look at me

doomed

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

BAM!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

YES.

THIS IS GOOD.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

Hahaha

This is awesomeness!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

cool. i should try that !

also. guess the song time

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connor, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

haha

yeah, do it.

sticking stickers to things is fun. apart from if people tear them down.

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sooperdave, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

superglue

and paper *laughs maniacally*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

put the glue on

in a pattern/writing so that when the paper wears away in the rain/wind/hail/hurricane there will be a little bit left in the shape of....something

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

(i got) 99 problems

(and a bits ain't one)?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

Haha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

this amuses me

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

Nice :)

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 25 May 2008, 6:32, archived)

There has been far too much philosophical insight and intelligence tonight

So I am going to make a shit post and declare gay shift!

Let's make this the shittest thread ever

unless you've gone to sleep

then I'm here all alone, all alone like a common pygmy.

On fire

Shit, fire.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

SCAT TYME!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

I spent ages staring at them trying to work out what had been shopped

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

did you get your stuff done yesterday mate?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

about half of it...

I've found out I have yet another cold. That's three in the last couple of months.

My assignment is ironically on modeling diseases that people can catch more than once :S

And you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

hmmm, the words psychosomatic appear in there anywhere? ;)

just kidding.
Hands on research is the best way.

I is good, but still procrastinating on the 10 minutes it will require to complete yesterdays tasks.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:28, archived)

hehe

Not in my assignment anyway, but geez I left physics for maths to get away from the practical experimental stuff. *sneezes*

The same model works for headlice and an extension of the model considering male and female populations as two separate and interacting populations models the clap very nicely...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

I don't think you can

catch genital warts more than once. You can't get rid of the bastards. I read somewhere.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

I can't catch genital warts at all...

can't get a screw for love nor money.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

it can be passed

in utero

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

Well, I didn't get it like that

So I'm not holding out any hope of a warty willy anytime soon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

herpes

or at least the strain that causes chicken pox and shingles

my old bio teacher had chicken pox three times, then got shingles, she was gutted

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

aw poor thing

you usually get immunity to CP once you've had it don't you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

you're meant to

although if you do get it again it's usually shingles.
as it's herpes she probably got slight mutations of the virus which most people's immune systems can deal with but hers couldn't.

think there's very few diseases where you're infected by the exact same virus/bacteria twice as they evolve so quickly

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:40, archived)

SCAT TYME

the story of the temporally mobile Dr

the Dr who could eat shit

throughout the ages

what the fuck am I typing? it's not gibberish

iodadasnlfipernlvp;'df qwe flip flip asdlkfad

that's gibberish, this is more drivel

ah, good old drivel, with tasty lard elements

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:05, archived)

sounds like the hella cool turtle I seen that pood only pure shredded turnip

his name was david he was a nice turtle
he had blonde hair

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

fucking shitty turtles, rub them? yeah? then what

oh yes, slimey jurtyl, spreading over the pyrenees what a gyp! total impregnant ambiagram

not expected to lead to priapism but who can tell

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

it does with me

but then again he only bathes in lava beans
and we all know how that works in china
especially with the soups and all

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

Well, there was a tale, in 1753 of a gentleman by the name Ernoldmot Motmot

for that was his name, and he went to china to buy a hat

sadly, his sense of direct was such that he ended up at a service station on the m6, to this day he remains there, buying cups of tea.

It's said that one day he will go to the toilet, they live in fear of this occasion, for his bladder is now of such enormity that it threatens to block out the light of the very sun

*Shakes hand angrilly at the sky in doom/portent type manner*

sorry, what?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:22, archived)

oh, nothing really

I was distracted by the arduous task of preening the praying mantis in order to appease the god of green sticks.

But that isnt really relevant at all to the constitution of a toe nail kept in a mine workers sock.

The aphrodisiac qualities of shampoo = peanut.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

I have travelled this world

I have seen her wonders
I have set foot in virgin water
as I have on virgin soil
yet in my egress from land to land
I have to ask
What the fuck? WHERE THE FUCK AM I? I'M FUCKING LOST???!?!?

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK!!!! I can see like ocean, and that's it, fuck.

That's why I'm glad I have my JML SOLAR POWERED Refridgerator with me, it keeps my prawns and other electrical appliances cool and fresh for whenever I need them.

Allow me to demonstrate, as I open this fridge, and.. hey, some TWAT HAS NICKED ME PRAWNS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

and "crikey" said steve

to the prawns he was to retrieve
as he looked in dismay
at their fateful array
all twisted and dead
with black stuff in their head
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY INSIDE A HAIRDRYER?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:33, archived)

could you believe

the task of steve
to put prawns through a sieve
and then stop rhyming

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

but it was gay on toast

that he desired most
to gobble a shaft
in both his fore and his aft
as a banana bender
he kept your blender

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

For four score and twenty years

Our three forefathers
bought the incontinent
constipated librium
and defibrilated

this is what makes america great!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

with cheese

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

I hope it's spreadable

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

HEY PIDGE NIP.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

'ey T_MAN!

hows the squiggly arts going?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

Curly squiggly whurly, ta! 'ows LIFE?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

lifes good mate.

pracastinating to finish the work that I was procrastinating to start yesterday.
only a few orders left to fill out and the suppliers wont get them until monday anyway so PROCRASTINATION AHOY!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)

You lazy cunt.

poke some cotton buds in your ears and make proper use of this down time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

but how will I hear the mainboard?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:28, archived)

One ear at a time!

fuck me, do I have to do everything around here?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

THAT WOULD BE NICE

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

\ pisses petrol

(that should do it)

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

a traditional country remedy, and no mistake

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

Add a short-crust..

40 mins in the oven and THERE is traditional country cooking.

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:05, archived)

oh man

oveny goodness of crusty crust steak pie

power yum! 100% of all the percentiles

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:06, archived)

You got the spuds on to boil yet?

This could turn out to be some decent scran!

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

oh cocksponges

I knew there was something I forgot

I got no tatties

might get some later today, or I could use instant mash, that shit is INSTANT man, no kidding open the tub and it's like potato bukkake

crazy

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

DRIED bukkake at that!..

Like the shit you'd scrape off your best unwashed duvet.

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

that's what I use when the queen comes round

by comes round I mean regains conciousness

but a quick blow to the head with a steam engine soon puts paid to that nonsense!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)

Completely Brunellian attitude..

/approves

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)

and you should see the airship!

it's full of peas

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

I'll get the chips in..

Twenty mins wrapped in the Rossendale Freepress should do it.

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

wow, you should hold embassadors receptions

you really know how to spoil potatoes!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

This is the unhappy hamster, he is lonely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:06, archived)

aww, poor hamster

he should go out and party with mr scribble

Ninjas and shit

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:07, archived)

Hey I kinda look like Mr Scribble

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

in some.. special way, don't we all look like mr scribble

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

well up to the point he's lying in bed with a woman

the only thing I lie in bed with is a cold :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

it's the look of open mouth shock

that you know she can't believe it

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)

that she's woken up next to a scribble?

I get the impression I'd be alone by the time I woke up...:(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)

she can't believe that she doesn't have a roof

and that we are looking down at her

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

She did have a roof

otherwise how was scribble gunna get his end in?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

via a complicated series of pulleys

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

driven by falling weights?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

and the hopes and dreams of orphans

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

damn straight

I've been contemplating how he could be made into a comic but I can't think of anything more than him standing there moaning and getting rained on.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

Perhaps if you gave him a MOTORCYCLE he'd be happier?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

I've always seen him as riding a kiddies tricycle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)

I socket . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

do that thing, with the thing

you know the one

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

yah! this is a gayshif thread now with a two frame animation

Needs a crappy nonsensical paint picture now....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

Crappy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

close but no Doctor Dyslexia

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

haha

you remain confusing as ever

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

I CONTRIBUTE:

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

PENIS LOVE

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

BOATCOCK MAN IS IMPRESSED

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

fums up

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

haha

everyone in this image is a WINNER! with a captial W

except that guy, yeah, that one, you know the one, he sucks, loser

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

Turns up!

.. then goes home again

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

I shall post one of my few comics:

(Pelle ghola, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

i too shall post a picture

hoorah

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connor, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

middle right is my favourite

look at those EYES

(

Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:16, archived)

\o/

with this team, no adventure can fail

unless of course this is the aftermath of them being decapitated due to adventure fail

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)

In my mind,

these characters are all members of a rockband.
The one in the middle is lead singer and plays the sousaphone.

(Pelle ghola, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:19, archived)

The Substantial Adventures of Sir Plainsworth Neutralman

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

temporary austrian!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:18, archived)

TINYHATANDMOUSTACHEFROMOUTOFNOWHERE.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

OCTOPUPPY.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

I want an octopuppy

is it available from JML?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

NO.

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

CRIVVENS MA BOAB!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:32, archived)

NOT AS SHIT AS YOUR HOUSE. LOOK AT IT.

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

OPEN HOUSE SEASON!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

Take this.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

PHOTON POTON PTON PON PN P.N.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

OKAY YOU WIN

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

'Daddy? Can I have a pony?' 'NO!' 'Daddy? Can I eat a pony' 'Why, of course, american express?'

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

I havnen't seen this in ages.

It makes me happy.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

shit enough?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

let's try the shit o-meter

2 shits out of 5, it knows how to shit, but it just ain't shit enough! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

i tried so hard to be shit too

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

"never mind, you can always try again in the morning"

*she said, as she reached for a moist towellette*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

i've spent the last few days catching up on smodcasts

and those things have taken on a whole new meaning

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

I do not know what smodcasts are human

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

kevin smith's

podcast.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

ahh

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

Oh this tree, it's so bark, so bark, oh tree, oh bitch tree, fuck yeah, fuck, TREE OH SHIT TREE

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

C'mere . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

^_^

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

hello! I am not really here.

I shall add this Spore, there's no way that the little fucker is getting his own thread. Not after what he's done to my hat.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

he reminds me of the post office telecom tower

does he do multiple data transmissions?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

Careful with hat Sporene !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

heeeeelll yeeeahhhh mo'fucker

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

I wish to post a nonsense

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Shlvng, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

indeed

It's Suzie Dent from Countdown in a horrible public toilet wanking off an unfeasibly large CDC

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Shlvng, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

Suzie Dent makes my cock yearn.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sun 25 May 2008, 4:11, archived)

Done artwork for a cnut of client who ended up not wanting it..

Grr..

Laugh at my misfortune.. there is the humour :(

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:57, archived)

stupid client!

I'll wee in his breakfast

edit: sorry, this image is good

discomeats like this image

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

I'll pay you if you would!..

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

I'll gladly accept money

and then give someone half of that money to go out and do that thing

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

haha

all that effort to post it on b3ta at the beginning of the gayshift hahaha

*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

The effort has been spent..

Might as well post it here rather than let it gather dust on an archive drive for ever.

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

that's the spirit

don't let them get you down!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:05, archived)

Fuck 'em..

Their loss!

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:07, archived)

*puts down razor blade*

*moves silly hair bang away from left eye*

YOU MEAN I'M DOING IT WRONG?!?!?!?!?!?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:07, archived)

yes

attach the razor BLADES OF DEATH gently to the mains supply, caressing the subtle texture of the PLASTIC CORD OF IMMINENT HANGING and softly insert the wires into the socket.. OH be gentle.. there.. now.. softly.. press the switch

AND NOW POTATOES

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

hahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

did you still get paid?

i'd be a bit antsy if i'd not been

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

Antsy?.. baddum tisch.. Nope, pay day, not this time :(

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

was worried

when i saw that link was purple, but it was for good reason not horses.

do what i'm doing, relax with a beer, game 1 of the stanley cup final and some on-line pool

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

online pool?

link me! :)

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

www.flyordie.com

~~just left but will be back once i've got bored of the game i'm playing.~~
9-balls my game, 8-ball's the most popular

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

Re-cycle it

some place worth while . . . it's too good to waste !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

I thank you :)

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

that is one shiny-ass ant holding one shiny-ass world

WAIT. HE'S GOING TO RECYCLE THE GODDAMN PLANET

SOMEONE STOP HIM

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Shada, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

Resistance is..

futile.

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mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

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