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# Inspired by below
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD
:D

MAN SUBLIMES FROM SOLID

TO GAS

BYPASSING EFFORT
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# TIFA TIFA TIFA
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# i log on
to this?

/closes browser
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# WELL
:(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *lick*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Ooh.
I say!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# *crosses arms and stamps feet*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *sausage farms and clamps meat*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Noooo! My meats. You're such a cruel mistress.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Sorry,
i thought it was b3ta rhyming time.

:(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Eye bought fatwas climbing mime
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Try nought bitmap hater whining pine.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Cry astronuats dirtnap inflater mining decline
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Fly aero caught flirt bap equator shining feline
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Lorry,
I thought it was eat 'er rhyming grime.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# that's hardly the style, is it?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
#
i am here secretly, just don't tell anyone
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
#
Subliminal message
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# right, that does it
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Have I missed something?
Is it etchasketchab3ta day?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Trelly!
Hows you and the bump?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Good ta :)
Bracing ourselves for t'bash *boogies gingerly*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Good good.
:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I'm gonna ginger boogily.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I lost 100 tennis points!
600 now. :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I am crap at Wii Tennis
Wii Boxing however, I rawk at
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# it is well tiring though
/just need to get one more silver punch bag before the time is up!!!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Agh!
You've inspired me to try for 2000!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This is me putting effort in
with a touchpad and paint
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Sorry, was not being unfluffy
Just signed in to two pencil sketchy type pics and was confused :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I'm always confused
Which results in me posting stuff on here.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# It's how I got here in the first place
And now I can't escape...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Sublime:
1. A submarine made of lime.
2. A Lime that is under something else.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# in regards to another bit which i originally thought this was about


Click for bigger (130KB)

i got confused as i was talking about sublime farts.. os i assumed this was a guy farting and claimign the smell was sublime.. so yeah.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# 2 of a series
this one is for all you science geeks/non science geeks who can use wikipedia or google.



Click for bigger (88KB)

Click for bigger (83KB)

1 of a series
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# a friend once spent a whole harley rally threatening to beat me to death with a sublimed fart.
woo
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Nice
was he carrying any citrus inna bum bag purchance?

...and it never ends.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# no, he was busy getting his ear pierced in a tent by a dodgy chappy
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# missed the pun then
or chose to teach it a lesson with literality..

sub. lime. fart.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Yay!
and i didn't even have to look it up! sometimes i'm suprised at what i remember...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Science is beyond me.




(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# if you cannae be bothered trying to look it up
sublimating is the process of a solid turning to gas with out going through the stage of being a liquid.. one of the few chemistry things that sticks in my head..
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Ahh I see.
I don't know why I didn't look it up, to be honest.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# That sounds crap!
Osmosis ftw!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# hahahhaha
actual lols.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# lol
yay for comedy through science!

I take it you like xkcd too?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# luv it rofl :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# diffusion of water from a dilute solution to a more concentrated one across a permeous membrane?
thus becoming ZEE FINAL ZOLUTION.

To summarize, osmosis is natural but may lead to evil.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# really, how much further? my feet are knackered.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Just through those trees. *points to trees*

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I see. *approaches with the caution of a Jew with his wallet*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# wow, subtle racism!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Oi Vey!


*puts gas on*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Is that some kind of new emo post-punk band?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Not too awful for a first attempt?

Cheers to the self proclaimed non-swearing Boris for showing a newbie how to look like an total prick and be helpful at the same time.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# you wait all week to post
and you go and fuck it up
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# thats not very fluffy
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# no
but it is true

and i also woo the pic now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# more or less justified though
filesize nazis really annoy me but there's no excuse whatsoever for that picture being 381k. that's just simple fucking laziness and he can piss off.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# boris.. may i draw attention to your name and your use of the word piss...
that's right your getting one of these.



HIPPOCATRAT!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# The hippocatrat
is fluffy.. but would you want to pet that?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# You might want to resize that before you fix the link, fella
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Eeeps!
*winces at bandwidth usage*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# sorry
It's not that big, is it?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# see below :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# 381k
Which makes it 7 1/2 times bigger than it should be.
But it's a good pic.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# the recommended size for a still image is 50kb
have you tried reading the FAQ?
Other than that, very nice welcome!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Well, as nobody else is doin it, yeh that's a pretty reasonable first attempt I reckon, well done,
and if you tell us what package you're using we can tell you how to make it board size!

*edit* and we got there in the end! I'll give you a Image Hosted by ImageShack.us now! ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yay!
Took me long enough, I suppose.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# here you are
www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/mariomoney.jpg

34k, precious little degredation of image. try learning how to fucking optimise in the future you lazy prick.


edit: but to tone it down a bit, it is actually a very nice job. that's still no excuse for being sloppy right at the last minute.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Well, the excuse, or explanation at least, may be that he don't know how yet...
just sayin.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# yeah maybe
but i'm in a really bad mood. i'll unignore him a few weeks from now.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Fair enuff.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Mario looks so gay with a crown.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# doesn't everybody?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Depends if everybody's gay.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Was that the real reason that photographer asked Her Majesty to take it off?
?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Dirty bugger!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# fuck me you're a twat
i've been really arsey to you, i know, but i uploaded a 34k version at original size, and you go and post a 93k one at half size, hiding the good work you did.

goodbye.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Would you care for some fluff, Sir?
I believe you require some.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Woah
I did that before I saw what you did. Chill out.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Is OK matey, you're getting there,
we just have a very very steep learning curve here, like practically vertical...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# b3ta, a learning climb!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I know,
I feel a bit for guys lke this, 'cos he is listening and trying, and it looks like there's at least some ability there an'all for a change...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# bad day?
I'm new here too, and i'm incredibly thankful nobody overreacted like you have done when i posted my awful seamy made in paint images the other week. Perhaps you should read the FAQ, specifically this bit - "Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything."
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# oooooh gutsy move!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i fear no-one!
except for Teh Fear, obviously...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# *cuddles evilging*
CAN WE KEEP HIM SHEEHAN CAN WE CAN WE
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# someone has been doing their research
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# nah,
just been lurking for about 4 years and finally got round to signing up and posting!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i lurked for about a year
but i was too tempted to get involved.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ^ ^
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Bloody hell,
this one's a keeper.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Yay!
i am accepted!!!



and say "yay" way too much...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you can NEVER say "yay" too much!
*scorns*


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# in that case...
YAY!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# mmm
Original idea. I like.

Shoop out the queen (yay clone stamp) and hit Ctrl+U with mario selected, tick 'Colorize' and play with the settings till it looks like it's actually printed on the noted

BONUS POINTS: Shoop Princess Peach over Queenie for a 20 coin note.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Click for bigger (300k)





The Queen of the chatshow deserves his own currency
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# He's definitely a Pound short of a Tenner
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# 9 bob note, I get it!
He'd probably like that!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# 300k?
Why would you do that to the internet?

Oh, and, have a click. I don't really get it but I'm hoping I can hide that fact by saying I like it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government.


Texas size here.

...and with that, he was gone.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That government is best which governs least
I love that Pic ... looks like something Accenture might use to inspire it's worker monkey to BE ALL THAT THEY CAN BE -- but in a good way.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# goodness - have I mistakenly
done a corporate logo?

Argh!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# not a logo
and I said I liked it... should have kept mi big gob shut
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Noooooo!
I didn't mean it like that.

Thank you!
I merely meant that I could be channelling a corporate logo designer without knowing it.

Edit: It'd probably be the closest I get to *actually* working....
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# well - perhaps saying 'wow - that's the sort of thing which would inspire a moron'
is not the nicest thing which can be said about someone's hard spent effort.

:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Bless you, sir
:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I don't know. It could be useful...
You could build an army of cretinous minions to do your bidding.

It is very nice, by the way. I kind of can't stop looking at it, it's really pretty. =)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# a mission statement
would make this image complete

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# is that an invisible polo?
'ning everyone!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Well, if it were invisible...
;)

But, in fairness, it could be.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# is that a transparent polo?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Yes!*
*well, no it isn't actually, but - It could be!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Very nice Mr JPG



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# very nice of you to say so, sir
y' well?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Aye.
Nae to bad.

You bashing on Sat?
I can't remember.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I'll be there on the Sunday
can't make the Saturday, sadly.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# whats going on the sunday?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yes this^


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# STUFF©!
& THINGS©, possibly, as well.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# very very nice indeed
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# most kind Archie, most kind.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Life Saver !
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Oooooh, lovely.
Great shades.

*made it to the depot two minutes too late.*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I'm heading off now, Pickle
*goodnight hugs*

D'ya get your Amazon thingy yet?

Edit: Oh dear.... nevermind.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Nooo, I got there too late and the Nazis wouldn't give it to me.
:(


*hug* n'night lovely xx
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Night hon, xxxx
*mwah*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# *smoosh*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Very nicely done
First thought...I like this

2nd thought...It's a picture of a bog roll, but I still like it.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Blimey - you must be posh!
Crystal bog roll?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Looks a tad like the aperture science logo to me :D
But very very pretty and realistic and shizz as well. You are a very talented man :D

PS: I am now fourth most married on Frank's Marry Shag Kill game. :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Was in my head. Had to get it out.


Prolly bindun.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hate it when my obelisks catch fire
woo!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# at least asterix
can fetch some water
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# with hilarious concequences
in French
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
Mon duer!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Ah-ha!
So this is what a frenchman really looks like.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I was thinking of posting that
But there wasn't mushroom
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *beats you to death with your own shoes*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Ha
I'm not wearing any
pulls up socks over knees
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *beats you to death with your own... iPod*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# What is an iPod
not seen one of them in darkest Essex
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# c'est Champignon le Wonder Horse
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

I HATE WAYS AND CUSTOMS WHICH ARE NOT THE SAME AS THE WAYS AND CUSTOMS I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE WERE CORRECT
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I hate Weighs and Customs.
I WAS NOT FUCKING OVERLOADED!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Nobody really needs that many dildos though.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *shrugs apathetically*
c'est pas ma probleme
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Rotten to the Corr:
Johnny Rotten is artistic manager of the musical group the Corrs, he also moonlights as a greengrocer. Each week he is incredibly rotten to the corrs whilst his attitude causes his apples to start to go off.
Each episode ends with him apologising to the Corrs whilst eating some of his rotten apples, to the core.

With hilarious concequences.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# is that
from the pilot show?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# England's fightyest nonces:
The bloke from Eastenders scours England's prisons visiting a different one each week where he gets all of the nonces together into a Royal Rumble type cage fighting situation to fight to see who is the fightyest nonce in that prison. The winner is taken to the National final (the all other nonces in the cage and sent on to star in Alan Sugar's Stage production of The Sorcerer's Apprentice). The final has all teh fightyest nonces from around the country fighting to be crowned England's Fightyest Nonce. The winner is let out onto teh streets to take on the great Brittish Public.

with hilarious concequences.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Mike Reid(Read)'s My Creed:
Televison actor Mike Reid and Radio Disc Jockey Mike Read travel the country on motorbikes challenging each other's beliefs.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Where's Simon Le Bon Gone?
Every week a team of civilian people who aren't celebrities have to hunt down Simon Le Bon who could be anywhere in the world. They must use clues given to them crypically by Michaela Strachan as she hand upside down and naked from a helicopter. The first team to find Simon or entice Michaela into bed win the grand prize: sex with Michaela Strachan
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha
I remember this
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Bent Coppers:
Ian and Dave Bent are brothers, the brothers work in the police force. Once is corrupt whilst the other is a homosexual, they both suffer from curvature of the spine. They are both made from copper, they are law enforcement robots from the future.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Celebrity Changing Wombs:
Every week more and more desperate 3rd rate attention seeking whores have their uterus redesigned by floppy foppy foppish fop Bob Hoskins.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# What Thyme Is It?
every week a group of celebrity botonists, none of whom are David Bellamy, attempt to identify the specific plant from which a sprig of Thyme was taken using only carbon dating, confocal spectroscapy, carbon date raping, gas chromatography, litmus paper and guess work. Every week they fail.

with hilarious concequences.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Better B3tan Than Beaten
Rob wanders the street with a cricket bat and encourages people to post on his message board.

with hilarious concequences.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# .
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *me like*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# 1 Metric tonne of beef jerky at mach 7 over the Atlantic.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Gaaah!
The oxo borg!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Haha.
OH NOE! CPT. PICARDS CANT DARN HIS SOCKS! THE MACHINE IS BROKEN!

MAKE IT SEW!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Over run by bad pop music tribbles!
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN OF EIGHT. Oooh Ah, just a little bit...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Arggh!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# a little bit more...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# ha
Gina G used to live round my way

my sister tried to look her up in the phone book

"It'll be under 'G'," I said

I'm so helpful
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Silly Nimbus
Why would she be listed under her first name?!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I *know* - I'm so crazy!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I always thought her agent
Just had a stutter
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *Opens mouth*
Later all, home tiem!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# It will arrive 1 inch thick, 17 miles across
and deep fried.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# that sounds like a party to me
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# and lightly battered:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# only the bits which land in Scotland
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No I said
lightly battered:P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'll lightly batter you in a moment
ya radge doss ... wee feckinbastardcuntya...

*falls over*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# \Englishman pretending to be a comedy Scot
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Sorry
COuld you possibly speak Civilised Engish.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# what will everyone else
in glasgow eat?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Each other?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# not until
the mars bars run out
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# THE MARS BARS ARE RUNNING OUT?!??
*Alarms*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I blame the sectarian violence
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# shut it you
person of differing religious views to me (probably)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I oppose religious views
... religiously
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# RIGHT!
*has at you*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# come on then you God bummer
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *opens troose*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *charters boat*

*sharpens steak knives*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *joins*
*donns jerky eating hat*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# BEST BARBECUE EVER
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Is it over Macho Grande?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# This Jerky is heading for England.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# We'd better get to the Tower
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Last one there doesnt like beef jerky.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha! Love it! It's a keeper.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Thanks, ants.
THANTS!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# what manner of mad noncery is this!?
its brilliant!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It was the end product of a conversation
between me and M3essential about CDs.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *sniffs air*
do I smell jerked meat?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Yes
*Spluffs*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I love your work
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D
Woop!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Now do dinosaurs Jousting
:D

OR anything with dinosaurs in it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# giant blue breast has green nipple!
but will it survive the beef attack?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ...all the way to the bank.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# she's after something
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# my guess
some big german sausage
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# oh phillip
ones sausage is so smooth.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that's a greek sausage
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Thank you
if you were a man yours would be too.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I don't say this often
but the Queen was a bit of a looker in her youth.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# indeed she was, i would of liked to see her.....royal mint?
crown and septre?
....
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Crivens!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'll never look at a first class stamp in the same way again
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# You're supposed to close your eyes
when you lick them.

(Top shop, M3Essential. One of my all-time faves.)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# NOW you tell me :)
/hopes you'll still be making an appearance on saturday
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# a month without booze? no problem
a night without booze at a B3ta bash? might be too much to ask of a man

still pondering the wisdom of it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'd like the source
of the bosom bits :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# She was beautiful.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# haha, lovely
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Pound it !
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# My my!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# She hates us
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *inserts*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# kinky!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
*thrust*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# do you think
Someone ism licking the back
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# filthy sexy queen
sexes filthily
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# a woo yay!
although i think the punchline would work better if you didn't have sweep on the price tag. but thats just my opinion.

x
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'll miss his squeak
as I munch a slice with chips and a green salad :(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# VEEEEE!
*running glomps*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# outta the way you!
*gets to V first*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *waits for quiet moment*
*big old sloppy smoosh*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *walks in*
*drops monocle*
*walks out again*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *Pilfers monocle*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *gets spare monocle from monocle cupboard marked "monocles"*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *sniggers*
*sign on cupboard marked "monocles" slips off revealing sign marked "DANGER: TNT"*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I have one eye which works prefectly (20/20 vision) and
another which is total guff at seeing (looks good though). I've often really considered getting a monocle for day to day use.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It's your lucky day!
Yeah, I've one eye which is rubbish, and another which is even worse. But they are quite blue.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I've got two eyes that are shit
and one wanders off when it's bored, and most of the time they're bluish greenish grey (although they are a bit changeable).

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'll gander at them this weekend.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Here you go
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# the colouration of your eyes
looks like pagans dancing naked around a fire... which is about the acest type of eye colouration there is.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lies.
My niece has almost pitch black irises, this makes me very annoyed and jealous. Although I think they slowly lighten with age so she won't have them long.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Do you like it because you think it's aesthetically pleasing
or for the reaction that you think you'd get from others?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Well I have long black hair, thick black eyebrows and black beard.
So black irises would go fairly well I feel.

Plus it would be an upgrade to my creepy stare.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I think really light blue would be kind of stunning in all of that.
But then I find lighter eyes to be much more unnerving.

Are they brown, then?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Aye (eye)
Depending on what light you look at them in (which alters both the colour and the shape due to the pupil opening) they go from a dark brown blurry colour to a light brown sauron's eye type thing. You can actually see the sphinctor type shape of the iris quite clearly under bright lights.

Also I don't find light eyes disturbing at all, maybe on dewy eyed children who look almost innocently sinister...but not really.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# That sounds very similar to the wife's eyes.
You must be similar colouring anyway, although he's not Italian, he's mixed race.

Right, bye all, have a lovely evening
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# two words
Bi ro
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# NO idea what that means
but trhank you!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# no one ever knows what I'm talking about
I am communication fail ...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sunflowers around my pupils
that's what someone else said. I don't really know what that means either.

:D you're communication lovely.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Preeeetty peepers :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# What.....
er...ta?

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *clings*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# At least cling to my back
so I can wear you like a rucksack.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# No way. The front is where all the good stuff is.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Apparently the back's not bad.
*hug* bye mate
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Tata, you.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# how does it smell?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# *shuffles over*
*splutters something about the bells*
*gives daisy*

*blushes*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# oh... b-E-lls...
I thought you said...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D
Night Archie
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# and you too m'lovely
have a good 'un
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You are an aryan.
Kill the nazi child!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# GINGER ARYAN.
You coming to London then?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# That's ginger?!
ARGH!
*pokes with sticks*

You specifically sat in really dim light so it looked brown didn't you?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ARE YOU COMING TO THE BASH OR WHAT? YOU DOUCHE.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *taps on right shoulder*
*surprise smooshes from left hand side*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
hehehehe
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# looks like he's had his chops
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's fucking great!

*clicks hard*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ..
this makes me hungry...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# how
rare
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# bloody meat puns!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I do
and I try my best

*cries*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# If you do your best,
then well done.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *squeaks*
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# your brain works too good
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# it makes up for the rest of me
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *looks at withered legs*
yeah, sorry about that mate
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# it might be the fact that it doesn't work too good that works to his advantage
or something like that.

meybe, i duuno.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i entered a sweep steak once
it was all cold and bloody.


and WOO to the pic
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# hahahaha
*needs more fingers*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Clean sweep !
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# He'll sue!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Yum!
Have chips with that, Some onion rings too and garlic mushrooms.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Grrrrrr...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# heh, that's a real gas!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# that is a "4 Star" pun
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oi'l smack you if you make any more puns like that one
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Oc(k) Tane't hurting anyone!

fucking feeling shame right about now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ouch ouch ouch
come on PET, ROLl another cigarette and we'll talk about it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# can't talk right now, got something in the pipeline
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Terrible puns
Diesel get us into trouble with Dave the Hat they're so bad...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# TANKs for the warning
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# well, to get technical, the DERVil's in the details here
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# you've lost me
refine your post a bit
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# just drill into it a bit
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# that post is just (black) gold
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I know I'm loving it.
PETROL.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Oi'l have to Refinery my puns then
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# or...
take a train/live nearer work!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Women! tired of being sexually abused?
Stop looking nice
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# that is some good advice right there!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# but if they take that advice, what are we meant to do on a boring commute?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I don't know why....
but they have around me lately...

With the exception of the lovely Lady Doom anyway...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# pffft i laugh at you and your depleting bank balance
/hardcore pedestrian blog
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Pffft I laugh at you and your very limited range and speed.
/funded driver blog
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# everywhere i need to go is within five miles so i can walk there in an hour
/fitter than you fatty :P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I read that as "I laught at you and your range limited spurt"
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Pumped up !
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# OH GOD OH GOD
www.pwoconline.org/Resources/Speakers/KarlaHogan.html

HAHAHAHAHA

I know it's not funny but... HAHAHAHA MOBIUS SYNDROME DID THAT HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *bites lip*
*stifles an epic laugh fit*
...PFfffffsqueeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# HA!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# "TOPICS OF CONVERSATION: GOD'S JOY BEADS"
OH GOD I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A VERY VERY LONG TIME.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# God's what?!
Thish I godda shee *waggles imaginary cigar*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I really want to see her talks
but I'm afraid I'd put her off by laughing too loudly and ending up on the floor.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Presentation Topics:

God’s Joy Beads


*imagines
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# almost spat my water at the screen
poor lass it must be so tough tr.....

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahhaHAahahahaahahahaaaa




Hull plz, one way
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# BUT WAIT! THERE'S
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# just as i take another mouthful
I've come to the conclusion: God either doesn't interfere with events on earth, ever. Or he's a total joker.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i thought that said
professional spacker
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
MNNNNNNNNNGGGOD!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *makes note*
Do not open links on b3ta when making important phone calls!

I lol'd
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Now I feel guilty :(
*stifles laughter*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I LOL'D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# And then you've got to *Q8* hours to get to the tills :)
very woo :D

OH GOD KARLA HAHAHAHAHA MOBIUS SYNDROME HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Quick dude, it's IMmobile
I think.

Woo!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I think...
...you're right, oops...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# :D I just thought you could ninj(:D) it
as it's obviously going FPwards.

Actually, I'm not sure. Width? I've never had one, I don't know.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# this'un's going nowhere.
280 max.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What a shame.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I know I'm not the best of people to pick up on typo's but
immobile has wo m's

sorry.

:)

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# wo?
I thinked you dropped this "t"
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Hehee
*prints*

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# What we need is a riot
Its been so long since there was a good riot, like the poll tax ones.

Also, I swear to god the guy that I have been talking to at o2 sounded like the phone jacker
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# what, like a right wing oil riot?
you mean like the type of riot they have in Haiti because the food prices are going through the roof and they can't eat?

Get some perspective, eh? :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# A riot is a good thing
It clears the air
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha
I know what you mean.. The poll tax riots seemed to be cathartic for the nation!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# haha up yours driver!
/takes the train

In all seriousness, peak oil is very, very close and prices aren't going to come down. Get used to it.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# haaa-haaa! *points*
*has no car*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that's great :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# hehe i thought that was you
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hehe, I just noticed :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# very good Arch..... oh!
well done
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Its almost like they are purposely taxing petrol to discourage driving and encourage commuting.
Oh wait.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Here. Have an appropriate quote.
"Next time you're bitching about the price of petrol, remember that an irreplaceable
geological curiosity pumped from kilometres under the one of the coldest, stormiest,
most hostile seas in the World, piped through hundreds of kilometres of steel,
transformed through a miracle of organic chemisty into a useful product, is only
slightly more expensive than milk."
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# End of day doodle.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Curly wurly hair :)
wyh
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *starts whistling Dueling Banjoes*
most excellent cartoonage as usual Mr JJ
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Boioioioing !
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# wooo! i have my first gig in 5 hours! FIVE HOURS!
wooo!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Break a leg,
as they say in the biz.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# why thank you :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Where are you playing?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# needs more Deliverance music
Da-da-daa-da-daa-da-daa-da-daaaaaaaa :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# my ex had one of your pictures as a desktop a while back.
i told her i knew who the artist was but she didn't care.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Which pic?
:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i think it was a tyrannosaurus.
with tiny arms. i liked it anyway.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *sproing*

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I like this picture
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I don't want to go jumping onto any anti-JJ bandwagons
because that would be a silly thing to do, but there are some of your pictures would look better if they weren't arbitrarily made into pictures of anthropomorphic animals. This picture, for example, would in my opinion be far, far better if she didn't have a tail and was wearing sandles instead of having big cat feet. That would make it a really nice picture. As it is the tail and feet ruin it for me. And I say this as someone who's happily bought the first volume of Sequential Art, will buy the next, and has read through the whole thing a couple of times, so I'm not meaning to sound like the usual trolls like that freak who was hassling you earlier.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I think you missed the point
I'm pretty sure the joke here is that her claws broke the string. Get it now?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# What a happy little plucker!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# with these sexy animals you reveal to much of your inner desires
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Pffft!


Click for bigger (43KB)

Bindun?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Giving your cat no other choice but slowly dribbling toilet duck into your mouth whilst you're asleep?
Yep.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'm not sure which confuses me more,
the pic or this...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Mmmmm
toilet duck
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# why am i looking at your mspaint/ cat
:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *cough*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# heh
so nice
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# PAINTCAT TRIGGER ACTIVATED!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha nice hover text.
=^.^=
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I rarely have an image or link without it
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# =^.^=
=^.^=meow=^.^=
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# =^.^=
\^.^/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# wow
also woo, Good board today!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# YAY
i love presnets!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You beat me to it!
*molests*

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# oh yes! Hehehehehe!
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Nice

Glad to know I wasn't the only one!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
#
woo.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i am like this.
very much so.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Nicely done!
I like the way it looks as though it has fleas!

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# "I remember when..."
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *bids 4d*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Well this is just fantastic!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# wyh
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Haha! Bloody excelent!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahah, office lolled
dammit!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# :D
Wonderful.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I was going to provide the obligatory link,
but its domain has expired. Now we really will have to remember when it was all fields.

Also, WOO.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ^this.
and woo to the pic
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# :D
very nice indeed. Stop being so bloody poignant all the time! :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# haha
yes yes yes
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I remember when these fields were all fresh basalt deposits
*gets up out of rickety chair*

*shakes a bit*

*sits back down*

stop snapping whippers! and get out of my bins!!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I'm not in your bins, you old fart.
*in your bins*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# oooh crivvens! ME BINS!
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *crashes about*
I'm NOT in your bins.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# haha! I don't even remember where my bins are
:D

oh

:/
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# They're not these bins, which I am currently in.
OOOOH tena lady. Nom.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Sorry to stalk, but
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH FUCK I DRIBBLED TEA ON MY DESK.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *offers bite of tena lady*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *bites*
*stores in his pouch*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Pouchy pouchy happy time!
*clambers in* TO LIDL!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Uggggnnnnn *stumbles to the pub*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# sexy bins tiem!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hhahahaha
Excellent stuff!

w/y/h
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# fucking yeah! fp!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# don't be silly, it took me no more than 5 mins to do :)
but thank you, anyway :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# so what? its still bloody funny :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ah yes but these are the rules of b3ta
o Spent ages on post coming up with finely taylored political/topical gag = no fp

o Spent five minutes during lunch in Paint = fp + Zoo + tabloid exposure

b3ta's rules are fickle and well defined all at the same time. ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha, you're not wrong
*picks up chance card*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *wears out clicking finger*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Very clever!


Also gives me a chance to pea this ;)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# That's great
and I agree with the sentiment. Own up: do you say "...going to Tesco's" when you used to say "...going to the shops"?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# No.
Waitrose for me.

Upperclass wanker than I am.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# woo
cool
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# you brilliant bastard

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I done a shoutout during a boring Alterac Valley run on World Of Warcraft...
...5 of us guarding a tower and literally kicking our heels "I remember when this was all fields" got a few smilies :)

Omg, I'm a fucking nerd.

Errr, woo :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hurrah for geek jokes
Having quit wow a few months ago, I've just swallowed my worries and pre-ordered the Collector's Edition of Warhammer Online.

I hope I don't live to regret it.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I've been WoWing like mental recently
Working on arenas with me 70 Warrior; got some Merciless gear and a slightly big sword. Also rep grinding and q'ing in Netherstorm for Aldor rep and gold.

Am enjoying it. A bit. Honest :p
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# That's just wonderful!~
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# arf!
i do like catching one of your pics when i pop in
splendid stuff as ever sir.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# absolute
genious :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# all of the brilliants
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Bindun but woo anyway
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# bugger
guessed it was too good an idea to not have been done before. Nevermind! :)

and apologies to whoever did it before
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# My back hurts
from the constant bowing... but how can I not?

*bows*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# yay this is fab
unlike 'progress' and 'development' which is just a load of old donkey bollocks.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha!
:-)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Simple and luffly.
Woo and click...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# oh
yes
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# haha
i remember when this was new

but its still funny :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah it's been done before
I don't know why we're the only perceptive bastards on the board.

I'll find the link.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I'm glad someone else thinks so
I'm sure I've seen this before. Still funny though.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i'm not alone :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That, my good sir
Is truly superb.

*repeatedly clicks*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# That's taking things
good
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Soup herb, but....
...not only has this been done before, it's been frontpaged before...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I *was* wondering
if this was either a bindun or a pearoast.

for a minute I thought I might have been going senile.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yes, they were all fields
until you came and developed all over them :D

Nice idea though.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i remember when this was a repost!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Geek humour. Sorry.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.
I'll make this film one day.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
#
bang gang
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
#
2nd shitty clitty
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This just gets better!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i think this may already be a film
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Bitty Shitty Ham Spang?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I'd imagine one of the nawty 'special interest' channels on sky already has
not that I'd know of such things, oh no...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Now I've got the songs in my head.
Ohhhhh the posh, posh travelling life, the travelling life for meeee! First seat at captains table - reaaaal companyyyyyyyy.

wyh
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Port Out, Starboard Home
Posh with a capitial p.o.s.h
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# QI
says that's bollocks
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Do explain.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# i can't remember
(I'm not John Lloyd) but i'm pretty sure the debunked this in one episode
also, youtube QI pilot. part one's missing but it's quite interesting to see how it started compared to what it is now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# They debunked a song?
Christ, they're getting a bit above their station now.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# that's a song?
?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Either I'm on drugs or you are, I suspect it's you.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i've just realised
that the start of this was chitty chitty bang bang related

whereas i was merely talking about the urban myth that POSH originated like above.

now back to these drugs...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I literally never knew that was a false or real etymology of the word posh.
In fact I never even really noted that the phrase Port Out Starboard Home even spelt posh.

Probably why your comment seemed to make no sense really.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# fair enough
i got taught that at school as FACT but it was not backed up with SCIENCE
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# YES! I propose a drunken Chitty sing song this weekend!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# finally
a fucking geek joke I don't get!

yay! \o/

there may be some hope for me after all
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I don't get it! Hurrrah!

edit: gack, my brains smells of wee now
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# brain wees!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] My Nn Ob hurts
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# noicely dun!
Edit: my connection is being silly - that took AGES to load
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Don't shut it in the dd Oor then.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i was trying to think of something similar to say
you win
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# As always *hug*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *hug*
hmm you appear to be closer to me than i imagined you'd be
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Well we're quite close.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# closer than i thought
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# noon
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
That got a giggle out of me.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# mouse day is it:P
woos
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# the kinda do look a bit mousey
:(
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Mr. Mallet! Mr. Mallet!:P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *sticks a plaster to your chin*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# leave me alone! :(
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Btw, can people 'submit' a couple of tracks for the bash music?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Can I request some Bobby Darin?
Oh, and shitloads of Creedence.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I wish to request The Gorillaz and Witch.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh, and I'd love a bit of some 90s awesome pop
Shanice etc.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# WHAT IS LOVE!? BABY DON'T HURT ME.
We NEED some Haddaway.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# YES
And some 3T, for I wish it for someone who won't be there.

:(

OH GHOSTIE- I need 'I Wish' by Skee-Lo in there somewhere. Acest song ever.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# When you get the chance listen to 'Sweet Sue' by Witch. It's on their Myspace. I loooooove it.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Will do.
Remind me though, you know what I'm like.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Fun and lovely?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Ahhhh.
Forgetful numbnuts, I was thinking.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# OH BECAUSE I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY THAT.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Thought as much.
:-( you don't love me.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Duh. I just tolerate you.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha, that be awesome, extra points for the slightly shakey swat
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :3
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# happy little feller
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Ding dong kitty!
woo
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# aaaw
an anti gravitational headed kitty.

cute

:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# You made a post!
Did he just do a jump? Is that why his hat is float?

:)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# phew..
..I was worried some one might beat me. :P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# He's in the year 2184 where the fashion trend is for hats to hover.
The hovering hat industry makes 789,000,000,000,000,000,000.82 credits each month.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I would like to invest
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# The industry collapses.
You lose everything.

The fashion trend is now hats that are firmly jammed on the head, to the extent that they cover up the eyes.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I sold my shares just before it collapses.
I LOSE NOTHING.
I start my own business:
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You are my favourite text based game.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 5:17, archived)
# 789,000,000,000,000,000,000.82 a month get!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# There might be a few job opportuneties for him with a hat like that...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# haha, that country really is mental
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I Say!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# large head cat has large head
and is out about town looking for hookers

:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# pip pip.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
ain't he cute?!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# he should sell plushies
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# POSH!

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yaaaay!
that is lovely
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# nice cattings!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ooops!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Is that an Olsen?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# It's a Duff, isn't it?
And not the fit bassy one.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# up the Duff?
edit: Oh dear, that was the joke wasn't it.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ohh spang.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# :D



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# No it's definately wine:P
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# D:
?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Alcohol + Pregnancy?
Oh noes!
Silly Hilary.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# HILLARY UP THE DUFF MORE LIKE
LOL
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# LOLOL THAT'S THE JOKE YES
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# midnpiss
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# UPS.
wait, who's that?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Pirate Pome...
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yaaaaaaarrrrr
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Avast behind!
fat-arse!


(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Fuck the jelly,
I don't think he's ready to go outside.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Has he taken his trollies off again?
For GOODNESS' SAKE.

*storms off to find him*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *gets stuck in head
*amends to Nirvana remix

glees
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# but i ate all my dinner!!!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# You don't want to eat this.
Trust me.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# o rly
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# yarly.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *nibbles
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# y/n?
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# maybe
*nibbles again
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Yaahhh harrr fiddle dee dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

YOOOOU ARE A PIRAAATE.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Dat boy's a Shakespeare!
Yarrrr, matey.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# DEKIONPLEXIS
HELLO
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hhahaaarr!!! :D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee!



(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# arr!
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# They are twins!
Beautiful twins!
And one can DAAAAAAAANNNCEEEE
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Love this...
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I hope the gold's in his leg like Jonathan Small
a crocodile nipped it off, you know
clean as a surgeon could have done it
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *pastafarian glees*
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# As for myself,
I prefer fake wooden legs.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# But...
I can hardly draw as it is. Definitely can't draw fake wooden legs.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# arrrr :)
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

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