CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD
:D
MAN SUBLIMES FROM SOLID
TO GAS
BYPASSING EFFORT
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MAN SUBLIMES FROM SOLID
TO GAS
BYPASSING EFFORT
it is well tiring though
/just need to get one more silver punch bag before the time is up!!!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25,
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Sorry, was not being unfluffy
Just signed in to two pencil sketchy type pics and was confused :)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:15,
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I'm always confused
Which results in me posting stuff on here.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:18,
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It's how I got here in the first place
And now I can't escape...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:23,
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Sublime:
1. A submarine made of lime.
2. A Lime that is under something else.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:11,
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2. A Lime that is under something else.
in regards to another bit which i originally thought this was about
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2 of a series
this one is for all you science geeks/non science geeks who can use wikipedia or google.
Click for bigger (88KB)
Click for bigger (83KB)
1 of a series
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47,
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Click for bigger (88KB)
Click for bigger (83KB)
1 of a series
a friend once spent a whole harley rally threatening to beat me to death with a sublimed fart.
woo
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:48,
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Nice
was he carrying any citrus inna bum bag purchance?
...and it never ends.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55,
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...and it never ends.
no, he was busy getting his ear pierced in a tent by a dodgy chappy
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00,
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missed the pun then
or chose to teach it a lesson with literality..
sub. lime. fart.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:06,
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sub. lime. fart.
Yay!
and i didn't even have to look it up! sometimes i'm suprised at what i remember...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50,
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if you cannae be bothered trying to look it up
sublimating is the process of a solid turning to gas with out going through the stage of being a liquid.. one of the few chemistry things that sticks in my head..
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59,
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Ahh I see.
I don't know why I didn't look it up, to be honest.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00,
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lol
yay for comedy through science!
I take it you like xkcd too?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:07,
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I take it you like xkcd too?
diffusion of water from a dilute solution to a more concentrated one across a permeous membrane?
thus becoming ZEE FINAL ZOLUTION.
To summarize, osmosis is natural but may lead to evil.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16,
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To summarize, osmosis is natural but may lead to evil.
Not too awful for a first attempt?
Cheers to the self proclaimed non-swearing Boris for showing a newbie how to look like an total prick and be helpful at the same time.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:42,
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Cheers to the self proclaimed non-swearing Boris for showing a newbie how to look like an total prick and be helpful at the same time.
more or less justified though
filesize nazis really annoy me but there's no excuse whatsoever for that picture being 381k. that's just simple fucking laziness and he can piss off.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:47,
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boris.. may i draw attention to your name and your use of the word piss...
that's right your getting one of these.
HIPPOCATRAT!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53,
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HIPPOCATRAT!
381k
Which makes it 7 1/2 times bigger than it should be.
But it's a good pic.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:50,
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But it's a good pic.
the recommended size for a still image is 50kb
have you tried reading the FAQ?
Other than that, very nice welcome!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:46,
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Other than that, very nice welcome!
Well, as nobody else is doin it, yeh that's a pretty reasonable first attempt I reckon, well done,
and if you tell us what package you're using we can tell you how to make it board size!
*edit* and we got there in the end! I'll give you a now! ;)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49,
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*edit* and we got there in the end! I'll give you a now! ;)
here you are
www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/mariomoney.jpg
34k, precious little degredation of image. try learning how to fucking optimise in the future you lazy prick.
edit: but to tone it down a bit, it is actually a very nice job. that's still no excuse for being sloppy right at the last minute.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:49,
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34k, precious little degredation of image. try learning how to fucking optimise in the future you lazy prick.
edit: but to tone it down a bit, it is actually a very nice job. that's still no excuse for being sloppy right at the last minute.
Well, the excuse, or explanation at least, may be that he don't know how yet...
just sayin.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53,
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yeah maybe
but i'm in a really bad mood. i'll unignore him a few weeks from now.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53,
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Was that the real reason that photographer asked Her Majesty to take it off?
?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59,
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fuck me you're a twat
i've been really arsey to you, i know, but i uploaded a 34k version at original size, and you go and post a 93k one at half size, hiding the good work you did.
goodbye.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:53,
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goodbye.
Would you care for some fluff, Sir?
I believe you require some.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:55,
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Is OK matey, you're getting there,
we just have a very very steep learning curve here, like practically vertical...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:58,
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I know,
I feel a bit for guys lke this, 'cos he is listening and trying, and it looks like there's at least some ability there an'all for a change...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:01,
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bad day?
I'm new here too, and i'm incredibly thankful nobody overreacted like you have done when i posted my awful seamy made in paint images the other week. Perhaps you should read the FAQ, specifically this bit - "Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything."
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:00,
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nah,
just been lurking for about 4 years and finally got round to signing up and posting!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:14,
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i lurked for about a year
but i was too tempted to get involved.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:16,
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mmm
Original idea. I like.
Shoop out the queen (yay clone stamp) and hit Ctrl+U with mario selected, tick 'Colorize' and play with the settings till it looks like it's actually printed on the noted
BONUS POINTS: Shoop Princess Peach over Queenie for a 20 coin note.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 12:29,
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Shoop out the queen (yay clone stamp) and hit Ctrl+U with mario selected, tick 'Colorize' and play with the settings till it looks like it's actually printed on the noted
BONUS POINTS: Shoop Princess Peach over Queenie for a 20 coin note.
300k?
Why would you do that to the internet?
Oh, and, have a click. I don't really get it but I'm hoping I can hide that fact by saying I like it.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 12:56,
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Oh, and, have a click. I don't really get it but I'm hoping I can hide that fact by saying I like it.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government.
Texas size here.
...and with that, he was gone.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:58,
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Texas size here.
...and with that, he was gone.
That government is best which governs least
I love that Pic ... looks like something Accenture might use to inspire it's worker monkey to BE ALL THAT THEY CAN BE -- but in a good way.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:00,
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not a logo
and I said I liked it... should have kept mi big gob shut
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:05,
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Noooooo!
I didn't mean it like that.
Thank you!
I merely meant that I could be channelling a corporate logo designer without knowing it.
Edit: It'd probably be the closest I get to *actually* working....
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:06,
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Thank you!
I merely meant that I could be channelling a corporate logo designer without knowing it.
Edit: It'd probably be the closest I get to *actually* working....
well - perhaps saying 'wow - that's the sort of thing which would inspire a moron'
is not the nicest thing which can be said about someone's hard spent effort.
:)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:14,
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:)
I don't know. It could be useful...
You could build an army of cretinous minions to do your bidding.
It is very nice, by the way. I kind of can't stop looking at it, it's really pretty. =)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19,
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It is very nice, by the way. I kind of can't stop looking at it, it's really pretty. =)
Well, if it were invisible...
;)
But, in fairness, it could be.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:01,
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But, in fairness, it could be.
Oooooh, lovely.
Great shades.
*made it to the depot two minutes too late.*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:10,
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*made it to the depot two minutes too late.*
I'm heading off now, Pickle
*goodnight hugs*
D'ya get your Amazon thingy yet?
Edit: Oh dear.... nevermind.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:12,
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D'ya get your Amazon thingy yet?
Edit: Oh dear.... nevermind.
Nooo, I got there too late and the Nazis wouldn't give it to me.
:(
*hug* n'night lovely xx
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:13,
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*hug* n'night lovely xx
Very nicely done
First thought...I like this
2nd thought...It's a picture of a bog roll, but I still like it.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:14,
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2nd thought...It's a picture of a bog roll, but I still like it.
Looks a tad like the aperture science logo to me :D
But very very pretty and realistic and shizz as well. You are a very talented man :D
PS: I am now fourth most married on Frank's Marry Shag Kill game. :D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:22,
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PS: I am now fourth most married on Frank's Marry Shag Kill game. :D
:D
ha ha ha
I HATE WAYS AND CUSTOMS WHICH ARE NOT THE SAME AS THE WAYS AND CUSTOMS I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE WERE CORRECT
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:50,
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I HATE WAYS AND CUSTOMS WHICH ARE NOT THE SAME AS THE WAYS AND CUSTOMS I WAS BROUGHT UP TO BELIEVE WERE CORRECT
Rotten to the Corr:
Johnny Rotten is artistic manager of the musical group the Corrs, he also moonlights as a greengrocer. Each week he is incredibly rotten to the corrs whilst his attitude causes his apples to start to go off.
Each episode ends with him apologising to the Corrs whilst eating some of his rotten apples, to the core.
With hilarious concequences.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:52,
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Each episode ends with him apologising to the Corrs whilst eating some of his rotten apples, to the core.
With hilarious concequences.
England's fightyest nonces:
The bloke from Eastenders scours England's prisons visiting a different one each week where he gets all of the nonces together into a Royal Rumble type cage fighting situation to fight to see who is the fightyest nonce in that prison. The winner is taken to the National final (the all other nonces in the cage and sent on to star in Alan Sugar's Stage production of The Sorcerer's Apprentice). The final has all teh fightyest nonces from around the country fighting to be crowned England's Fightyest Nonce. The winner is let out onto teh streets to take on the great Brittish Public.
with hilarious concequences.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:56,
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with hilarious concequences.
Mike Reid(Read)'s My Creed:
Televison actor Mike Reid and Radio Disc Jockey Mike Read travel the country on motorbikes challenging each other's beliefs.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:58,
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Where's Simon Le Bon Gone?
Every week a team of civilian people who aren't celebrities have to hunt down Simon Le Bon who could be anywhere in the world. They must use clues given to them crypically by Michaela Strachan as she hand upside down and naked from a helicopter. The first team to find Simon or entice Michaela into bed win the grand prize: sex with Michaela Strachan
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:04,
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Bent Coppers:
Ian and Dave Bent are brothers, the brothers work in the police force. Once is corrupt whilst the other is a homosexual, they both suffer from curvature of the spine. They are both made from copper, they are law enforcement robots from the future.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02,
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Celebrity Changing Wombs:
Every week more and more desperate 3rd rate attention seeking whores have their uterus redesigned by floppy foppy foppish fop Bob Hoskins.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:08,
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What Thyme Is It?
every week a group of celebrity botonists, none of whom are David Bellamy, attempt to identify the specific plant from which a sprig of Thyme was taken using only carbon dating, confocal spectroscapy, carbon date raping, gas chromatography, litmus paper and guess work. Every week they fail.
with hilarious concequences.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:12,
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with hilarious concequences.
Better B3tan Than Beaten
Rob wanders the street with a cricket bat and encourages people to post on his message board.
with hilarious concequences.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19,
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with hilarious concequences.
Haha.
OH NOE! CPT. PICARDS CANT DARN HIS SOCKS! THE MACHINE IS BROKEN!
MAKE IT SEW!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:27,
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MAKE IT SEW!
Over run by bad pop music tribbles!
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN OF EIGHT. Oooh Ah, just a little bit...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31,
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ha
Gina G used to live round my way
my sister tried to look her up in the phone book
"It'll be under 'G'," I said
I'm so helpful
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34,
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my sister tried to look her up in the phone book
"It'll be under 'G'," I said
I'm so helpful
I'll lightly batter you in a moment
ya radge doss ... wee feckinbastardcuntya...
*falls over*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37,
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*falls over*
shut it you
person of differing religious views to me (probably)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:46,
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It was the end product of a conversation
between me and M3essential about CDs.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42,
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giant blue breast has green nipple!
but will it survive the beef attack?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:21,
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I don't say this often
but the Queen was a bit of a looker in her youth.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12,
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indeed she was, i would of liked to see her.....royal mint?
crown and septre?
....
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13,
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....
You're supposed to close your eyes
when you lick them.
(Top shop, M3Essential. One of my all-time faves.)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:27,
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(Top shop, M3Essential. One of my all-time faves.)
NOW you tell me :)
/hopes you'll still be making an appearance on saturday
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:31,
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a month without booze? no problem
a night without booze at a B3ta bash? might be too much to ask of a man
still pondering the wisdom of it
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:53,
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still pondering the wisdom of it
a woo yay!
although i think the punchline would work better if you didn't have sweep on the price tag. but thats just my opinion.
x
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05,
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x
I'll miss his squeak
as I munch a slice with chips and a green salad :(
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05,
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*sniggers*
*sign on cupboard marked "monocles" slips off revealing sign marked "DANGER: TNT"*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13,
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I have one eye which works prefectly (20/20 vision) and
another which is total guff at seeing (looks good though). I've often really considered getting a monocle for day to day use.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:14,
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It's your lucky day!
Yeah, I've one eye which is rubbish, and another which is even worse. But they are quite blue.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16,
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I've got two eyes that are shit
and one wanders off when it's bored, and most of the time they're bluish greenish grey (although they are a bit changeable).
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:19,
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I'll gander at them this weekend.
...and your eyes.
www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/imag0068.jpg
There are mine.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:22,
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www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/imag0068.jpg
There are mine.
Here you go
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/eye2.jpg
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/eye1.jpg
I wish mine were blue like yours.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23,
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/eye1.jpg
I wish mine were blue like yours.
the colouration of your eyes
looks like pagans dancing naked around a fire... which is about the acest type of eye colouration there is.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29,
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Lies.
My niece has almost pitch black irises, this makes me very annoyed and jealous. Although I think they slowly lighten with age so she won't have them long.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32,
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Do you like it because you think it's aesthetically pleasing
or for the reaction that you think you'd get from others?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33,
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Well I have long black hair, thick black eyebrows and black beard.
So black irises would go fairly well I feel.
Plus it would be an upgrade to my creepy stare.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37,
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Plus it would be an upgrade to my creepy stare.
I think really light blue would be kind of stunning in all of that.
But then I find lighter eyes to be much more unnerving.
Are they brown, then?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39,
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Are they brown, then?
Aye (eye)
Depending on what light you look at them in (which alters both the colour and the shape due to the pupil opening) they go from a dark brown blurry colour to a light brown sauron's eye type thing. You can actually see the sphinctor type shape of the iris quite clearly under bright lights.
Also I don't find light eyes disturbing at all, maybe on dewy eyed children who look almost innocently sinister...but not really.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42,
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Also I don't find light eyes disturbing at all, maybe on dewy eyed children who look almost innocently sinister...but not really.
That sounds very similar to the wife's eyes.
You must be similar colouring anyway, although he's not Italian, he's mixed race.
Right, bye all, have a lovely evening
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44,
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Right, bye all, have a lovely evening
no one ever knows what I'm talking about
I am communication fail ...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34,
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Sunflowers around my pupils
that's what someone else said. I don't really know what that means either.
:D you're communication lovely.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35,
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:D you're communication lovely.
*shuffles over*
*splutters something about the bells*
*gives daisy*
*blushes*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:43,
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*gives daisy*
*blushes*
That's ginger?!
ARGH!
*pokes with sticks*
You specifically sat in really dim light so it looked brown didn't you?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35,
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*pokes with sticks*
You specifically sat in really dim light so it looked brown didn't you?
*taps on right shoulder*
*surprise smooshes from left hand side*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11,
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it might be the fact that it doesn't work too good that works to his advantage
or something like that.
meybe, i duuno.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12,
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meybe, i duuno.
i entered a sweep steak once
it was all cold and bloody.
and WOO to the pic
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10,
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and WOO to the pic
Yum!
Have chips with that, Some onion rings too and garlic mushrooms.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:09,
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Oc(k) Tane't hurting anyone!
fucking feeling shame right about now
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00,
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fucking feeling shame right about now
ouch ouch ouch
come on PET, ROLl another cigarette and we'll talk about it
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02,
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Terrible puns
Diesel get us into trouble with Dave the Hat they're so bad...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03,
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but if they take that advice, what are we meant to do on a boring commute?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02,
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I don't know why....
but they have around me lately...
With the exception of the lovely Lady Doom anyway...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06,
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With the exception of the lovely Lady Doom anyway...
pffft i laugh at you and your depleting bank balance
/hardcore pedestrian blog
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55,
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Pffft I laugh at you and your very limited range and speed.
/funded driver blog
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57,
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everywhere i need to go is within five miles so i can walk there in an hour
/fitter than you fatty :P
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:59,
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I read that as "I laught at you and your range limited spurt"
:D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03,
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OH GOD OH GOD
www.pwoconline.org/Resources/Speakers/KarlaHogan.html
HAHAHAHAHA
I know it's not funny but... HAHAHAHA MOBIUS SYNDROME DID THAT HAHAHAHA
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55,
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HAHAHAHAHA
I know it's not funny but... HAHAHAHA MOBIUS SYNDROME DID THAT HAHAHAHA
*bites lip*
*stifles an epic laugh fit*
...PFfffffsqueeeeeeeeeeee
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56,
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...PFfffffsqueeeeeeeeeeee
"TOPICS OF CONVERSATION: GOD'S JOY BEADS"
OH GOD I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A VERY VERY LONG TIME.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:57,
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I really want to see her talks
but I'm afraid I'd put her off by laughing too loudly and ending up on the floor.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02,
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almost spat my water at the screen
poor lass it must be so tough tr.....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahhaHAahahahaahahahaaaa
Hull plz, one way
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:00,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahhaHAahahahaahahahaaaa
Hull plz, one way
just as i take another mouthful
I've come to the conclusion: God either doesn't interfere with events on earth, ever. Or he's a total joker.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03,
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*makes note*
Do not open links on b3ta when making important phone calls!
I lol'd
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04,
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I lol'd
And then you've got to *Q8* hours to get to the tills :)
very woo :D
OH GOD KARLA HAHAHAHAHA MOBIUS SYNDROME HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56,
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OH GOD KARLA HAHAHAHAHA MOBIUS SYNDROME HAHAHAHAHAHA
:D I just thought you could ninj(:D) it
as it's obviously going FPwards.
Actually, I'm not sure. Width? I've never had one, I don't know.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:59,
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Actually, I'm not sure. Width? I've never had one, I don't know.
I know I'm not the best of people to pick up on typo's but
immobile has wo m's
sorry.
:)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:01,
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sorry.
:)
What we need is a riot
Its been so long since there was a good riot, like the poll tax ones.
Also, I swear to god the guy that I have been talking to at o2 sounded like the phone jacker
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02,
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Also, I swear to god the guy that I have been talking to at o2 sounded like the phone jacker
what, like a right wing oil riot?
you mean like the type of riot they have in Haiti because the food prices are going through the roof and they can't eat?
Get some perspective, eh? :)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:04,
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Get some perspective, eh? :)
haha
I know what you mean.. The poll tax riots seemed to be cathartic for the nation!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12,
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haha up yours driver!
/takes the train
In all seriousness, peak oil is very, very close and prices aren't going to come down. Get used to it.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:02,
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In all seriousness, peak oil is very, very close and prices aren't going to come down. Get used to it.
Its almost like they are purposely taxing petrol to discourage driving and encourage commuting.
Oh wait.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:36,
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Here. Have an appropriate quote.
"Next time you're bitching about the price of petrol, remember that an irreplaceable
geological curiosity pumped from kilometres under the one of the coldest, stormiest,
most hostile seas in the World, piped through hundreds of kilometres of steel,
transformed through a miracle of organic chemisty into a useful product, is only
slightly more expensive than milk."
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:59,
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geological curiosity pumped from kilometres under the one of the coldest, stormiest,
most hostile seas in the World, piped through hundreds of kilometres of steel,
transformed through a miracle of organic chemisty into a useful product, is only
slightly more expensive than milk."
*starts whistling Dueling Banjoes*
most excellent cartoonage as usual Mr JJ
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:53,
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needs more Deliverance music
Da-da-daa-da-daa-da-daa-da-daaaaaaaa :)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:56,
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my ex had one of your pictures as a desktop a while back.
i told her i knew who the artist was but she didn't care.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58,
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i think it was a tyrannosaurus.
with tiny arms. i liked it anyway.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03,
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I don't want to go jumping onto any anti-JJ bandwagons
because that would be a silly thing to do, but there are some of your pictures would look better if they weren't arbitrarily made into pictures of anthropomorphic animals. This picture, for example, would in my opinion be far, far better if she didn't have a tail and was wearing sandles instead of having big cat feet. That would make it a really nice picture. As it is the tail and feet ruin it for me. And I say this as someone who's happily bought the first volume of Sequential Art, will buy the next, and has read through the whole thing a couple of times, so I'm not meaning to sound like the usual trolls like that freak who was hassling you earlier.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:30,
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I think you missed the point
I'm pretty sure the joke here is that her claws broke the string. Get it now?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 23:18,
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with these sexy animals you reveal to much of your inner desires
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Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28,
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Giving your cat no other choice but slowly dribbling toilet duck into your mouth whilst you're asleep?
Yep.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:49,
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Nicely done!
I like the way it looks as though it has fleas!
:D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:48,
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:D
I was going to provide the obligatory link,
but its domain has expired. Now we really will have to remember when it was all fields.
Also, WOO.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:42,
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Also, WOO.
:D
very nice indeed. Stop being so bloody poignant all the time! :D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:43,
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I remember when these fields were all fresh basalt deposits
*gets up out of rickety chair*
*shakes a bit*
*sits back down*
stop snapping whippers! and get out of my bins!!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44,
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*shakes a bit*
*sits back down*
stop snapping whippers! and get out of my bins!!
They're not these bins, which I am currently in.
OOOOH tena lady. Nom.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:52,
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Sorry to stalk, but
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH FUCK I DRIBBLED TEA ON MY DESK.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55,
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don't be silly, it took me no more than 5 mins to do :)
but thank you, anyway :)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47,
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Ah yes but these are the rules of b3ta
o Spent ages on post coming up with finely taylored political/topical gag = no fp
o Spent five minutes during lunch in Paint = fp + Zoo + tabloid exposure
b3ta's rules are fickle and well defined all at the same time. ;)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:50,
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o Spent five minutes during lunch in Paint = fp + Zoo + tabloid exposure
b3ta's rules are fickle and well defined all at the same time. ;)
That's great
and I agree with the sentiment. Own up: do you say "...going to Tesco's" when you used to say "...going to the shops"?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:20,
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I done a shoutout during a boring Alterac Valley run on World Of Warcraft...
...5 of us guarding a tower and literally kicking our heels "I remember when this was all fields" got a few smilies :)
Omg, I'm a fucking nerd.
Errr, woo :D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:55,
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Omg, I'm a fucking nerd.
Errr, woo :D
Hurrah for geek jokes
Having quit wow a few months ago, I've just swallowed my worries and pre-ordered the Collector's Edition of Warhammer Online.
I hope I don't live to regret it.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08,
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I hope I don't live to regret it.
I've been WoWing like mental recently
Working on arenas with me 70 Warrior; got some Merciless gear and a slightly big sword. Also rep grinding and q'ing in Netherstorm for Aldor rep and gold.
Am enjoying it. A bit. Honest :p
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:08,
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Am enjoying it. A bit. Honest :p
arf!
i do like catching one of your pics when i pop in
splendid stuff as ever sir.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:03,
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splendid stuff as ever sir.
bugger
guessed it was too good an idea to not have been done before. Nevermind! :)
and apologies to whoever did it before
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:25,
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and apologies to whoever did it before
My back hurts
from the constant bowing... but how can I not?
*bows*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:26,
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*bows*
yay this is fab
unlike 'progress' and 'development' which is just a load of old donkey bollocks.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29,
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Yeah it's been done before
I don't know why we're the only perceptive bastards on the board.
I'll find the link.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 23:33,
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I'll find the link.
I'm glad someone else thinks so
I'm sure I've seen this before. Still funny though.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 1:37,
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Soup herb, but....
...not only has this been done before, it's been frontpaged before...
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Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06,
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I *was* wondering
if this was either a bindun or a pearoast.
for a minute I thought I might have been going senile.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 11:10,
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for a minute I thought I might have been going senile.
Yes, they were all fields
until you came and developed all over them :D
Nice idea though.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24,
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Nice idea though.
I'd imagine one of the nawty 'special interest' channels on sky already has
not that I'd know of such things, oh no...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:24,
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Now I've got the songs in my head.
Ohhhhh the posh, posh travelling life, the travelling life for meeee! First seat at captains table - reaaaal companyyyyyyyy.
wyh
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:39,
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wyh
i can't remember
(I'm not John Lloyd) but i'm pretty sure the debunked this in one episode
also, youtube QI pilot. part one's missing but it's quite interesting to see how it started compared to what it is now
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:58,
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also, youtube QI pilot. part one's missing but it's quite interesting to see how it started compared to what it is now
They debunked a song?
Christ, they're getting a bit above their station now.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06,
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i've just realised
that the start of this was chitty chitty bang bang related
whereas i was merely talking about the urban myth that POSH originated like above.
now back to these drugs...
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35,
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whereas i was merely talking about the urban myth that POSH originated like above.
now back to these drugs...
I literally never knew that was a false or real etymology of the word posh.
In fact I never even really noted that the phrase Port Out Starboard Home even spelt posh.
Probably why your comment seemed to make no sense really.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39,
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Probably why your comment seemed to make no sense really.
fair enough
i got taught that at school as FACT but it was not backed up with SCIENCE
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Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42,
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finally
a fucking geek joke I don't get!
yay! \o/
there may be some hope for me after all
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:40,
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yay! \o/
there may be some hope for me after all
I don't get it! Hurrrah!
edit: gack, my brains smells of wee now
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:40,
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edit: gack, my brains smells of wee now
noicely dun!
Edit: my connection is being silly - that took AGES to load
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37,
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*hug*
hmm you appear to be closer to me than i imagined you'd be
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:44,
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Btw, can people 'submit' a couple of tracks for the bash music?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:37,
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Can I request some Bobby Darin?
Oh, and shitloads of Creedence.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:41,
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YES
And some 3T, for I wish it for someone who won't be there.
:(
OH GHOSTIE- I need 'I Wish' by Skee-Lo in there somewhere. Acest song ever.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:47,
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:(
OH GHOSTIE- I need 'I Wish' by Skee-Lo in there somewhere. Acest song ever.
When you get the chance listen to 'Sweet Sue' by Witch. It's on their Myspace. I loooooove it.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:51,
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ha ha, that be awesome, extra points for the slightly shakey swat
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36,
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You made a post!
Did he just do a jump? Is that why his hat is float?
:)
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:31,
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:)
He's in the year 2184 where the fashion trend is for hats to hover.
The hovering hat industry makes 789,000,000,000,000,000,000.82 credits each month.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:34,
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The industry collapses.
You lose everything.
The fashion trend is now hats that are firmly jammed on the head, to the extent that they cover up the eyes.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:35,
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The fashion trend is now hats that are firmly jammed on the head, to the extent that they cover up the eyes.
I sold my shares just before it collapses.
I LOSE NOTHING.
I start my own business:
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36,
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I start my own business:
There might be a few job opportuneties for him with a hat like that...
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large head cat has large head
and is out about town looking for hookers
:D
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:36,
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:D
Has he taken his trollies off again?
For GOODNESS' SAKE.
*storms off to find him*
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:25,
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*storms off to find him*
Yaahhh harrr fiddle dee dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.
YOOOOU ARE A PIRAAATE.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19,
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Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.
YOOOOU ARE A PIRAAATE.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:19,
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I hope the gold's in his leg like Jonathan Small
a crocodile nipped it off, you know
clean as a surgeon could have done it
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Tue 27 May 2008, 16:21,
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clean as a surgeon could have done it
But...
I can hardly draw as it is. Definitely can't draw fake wooden legs.
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