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[challenge entry] I'm sure he'll still get his £200 for passing Go...
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I have* shares in Northern Rock.
Oh, and a mortgage.

*Had, I guess, although I never got fuck all from them, you thieving fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I wouldn't feel too bad...
all bank shares have lost value - just think of yourself as a trailblaizer!
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# heheh
I haven't been paying much attention to this compo but I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Ev'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Aaaaaaargh
Ha, ha, ha lovely.

Chairs, kittens etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# KILL IT!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Pull up a shop, cushion a kitten etc... etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Cheers
Full of cold, and fed of playing the banjo. Turned to B3ta. I've actually lurked for about 7 years now. I wonder if that's a record?
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Rawarrrr


Hello there; here are my 1st silly photoshops. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Ha, I love both of these :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# They're good.
Much better than my rubbish efforts.

*hates*
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Thanks
A friend introduced me to the quick mask. It's great. Also those are my first silly photoshops - I've done a few other things for work...
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That's fantastic
What is this quick mask you speak of?

/Photoshop user who has never bothered to read the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Ah well you see
Errm press 'Q'. You can then use the brush and eraser to lay down a mask. Press 'Q' again and you'll be back in normal view with the selection round your area. It's like using that rubbery masking fluid for those who did art before computers...

What I usually do is get a rough outline with the magic wand and then finesse it with quick mask.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you should try layer masks if you haven't already
It lets you go back and edit what's visible without erasing the original image
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Yarr
I did try, but for some reason couldn't get the hang of it. Maybe it's time to revisit.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I was the same for ages, but it clicks eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Please euthenase this with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# But he's lurverly
And makes a fine cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Starship Troopers in a more gentle age.
"I say, Medic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# "lets go and inconvenience some insects"
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# "Steady, chaps."
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their.... Do they have eyes?"
"No, Sar!"
"Oh well, fire anyway..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# That made me chuckle.
Would have made a better movie if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# This idea may need shopping...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Probably not what you had in mind...


Nom nom nom etc.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Works for me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# heheh
he's after the tasty grenades
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# This is win.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Dinner is served . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# aRRRRRRRGH!!!
MILK IT!!

/shit capslock

also: welcome kitten chairs bumming etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hello to you
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# whelk cum
you'll never beave
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# And just to show it's not all top hats


Ahhh. Now I feel I've truly arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# .
Ahhh. Now I feel I've truly arrived. Cum in hot spurts across my keyboard

TOP COCK sir
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# One does try.
Strange experience too - it's the first time I've thought 'My cock's a little too big. I wonder what method I should use to shrink it?'
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# cilla black naked.
that should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Thanks
That whole toblerone I just ate may be making a reappearance.
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# THEN MY WORK HERE IS DONE! MWAHAHAHAH!!!
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# just correct the color and it'll be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] nings all - final go!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Tapped . . . aye . . . hand over your watch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I'm making B3ta inside Moviestorm!

pink rocket is a temporary CDC :D

If I were to make a free B3ta pack for moviestorm, what would we want in it?
I'm thinking CDCs, Monkey Beer, Teh Fear, Domo, the Furtive logo, a shark/helicopter/bridge and perhaps Flap or Mort.
Post requests here....

Oh and click for youTube motion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# A witch!
edit: no hands please
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# quo?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# where would we be w/o TEH QUO?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# fcuking hell
You should look at your b3ta poster for reference m8, that was great :D

Beatie needs to be there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# actual people take way too long for a bit of fun and free ness
but I could make a napkin/hat for characters to wear :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ^^this is more than acceptable :)
To be inflicted with the "Beatieness" is as good as :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Not just the furtive logo but actually Furtive and Fluffy would be nice
i'm working on staging a comeback for them.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# furry characters are a definite no-go
this is low poly realtime fun and games
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# so make them smooth
fluffy will look like a bowling pin.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# flap or skug?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hahahah, Skug would be great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# a pair of y-fronts
not really a meme but would probably be popular
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *GLEE*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Sexy nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# naked men.
sexy ones.
not rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# tits with squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# SKuGs dinosaur thingy?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# SkUGOSAURUS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# You may wanna check here :D
www.b3takit.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# yep, ran through that first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# OKey dokey.
Well I wont fucking bother then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Clive
and perhaps a denizen or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Denizens would be very woo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Personally, I think it could do with more Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# What couldn't be improved with more Ttssattsr?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Too much Ttssattsr spoils the broth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Too many cooks soil the Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# IT'S GLANDULAR AND IT'S CRUEL THAT YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I think he may be related to ClanSoul. Lol boke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# If only I could capture your manly sexiness in 3d
but I fear such an attempt would drive me insane with lust
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# POCOYO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I'd like to avoid as much copyright infringement as possible
(which probably means no Domo)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Meh!
Pocoyo I can understand, but I think Domo is pretty much public property now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ahahahahhaha
I imagine you humping the nearest USB port in wont of anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Already saw it on there 5 mins ago
I'm such an avid toast fan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# you were quick off the draw alright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about?
is moviestorm something that will allow fools and tagnuts to make 3d movies without having any talent? This will be good, but you will be less worshipped when every tom dick and the other dicks are making fancy 3d movies in minutes.

All this could be moot. I'm too lazy to google moviestorm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# yes it is. it is also free
www.moviestorm.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I hope it is, I am dling it now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Rob's face on a Space Hopper
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I assume you mean the famous ginger hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Indeed. Ooh, extra mind-things.
Could you co-opt some rathergood bits? Kittens with Viking hats, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I just had a thought,
please see if Joel will let you put the Spang Monkeys in there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Mindpiss!
Fuck it, I'm off to see Tropic Thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# 47 goats
A fucking great big giant panda having a shit.

Rob.

Another goat.

Cheeses.

Zombies.

All of my stuff.

Another goat.

Captain Wow's left armpit.

Mictoboy's blobs.

Walrus Man's Aspergers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# there's a zombie in it already
Cheeses I can do, not sure about the rest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# No. You can do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# do rob!
if there's one single human in the whole thing it has to be rob!

or GrandmaOfShoes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# GMOS?
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# OR AT LEAST THE HAUNTED GLASSES
BUT PREFERABLY GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# A Branson beard
and a piss emitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# how much are they paying you to plug this?

sock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# not a sausage
It's no different to me using paint shop pro or MAX to do stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I know..just messin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# SkUGOSAURUSES!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# flickrgirl
thefear thefear thefear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# snarn
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Manle
y
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# on a badger!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Noobmaster!!!!
or at least his lovely little flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# William Shatner
wearing Laird Dave Draws' sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Brian Blessed's beard
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Well
Mort, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# might I suggest some Dixon pance?
and a prodge angel and devil?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# FOOTMASKS.
ok, the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ('''\(..:...:..)/''') Raaghhh!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# i always feel so bad for nora
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# she makes me feel slightly jealous :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
#
www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20071030
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha!
haven't looked at scary-go-round in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# pfft
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Ha ha
how rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back home



Has anyone else had problems connecting to here, today?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Yes.
I haven't had nearly enough opportunities to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# These are very very good
Please, please do more.

*click* and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I have had no problems here today
but then I never log out unless I turn my PC off. I never turn my PC off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Outstanding !
Connecting just fine to this . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# great stuff
is it just me or does his eyebrow appear to read Grant Mitchell?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Even better than the first one!
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Connecting in the computer sense is fine.
I just don't always connect mentally...
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# like yours, only shitta


yours is awesome by the way
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# That's great
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# not really in the same league as yours tho is it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# i like it!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# way too good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# micheal chiklis?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# ben grimm is looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# That is fucking awesome!
I Love The SHield fucking hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# fantastic :)
great character too, and getting better now the end is near :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Harping bird feeder . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# haha
and well executed
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# tootleytoot
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# nice!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# In the key of . . . G !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# An early depiction.


Peter Mandleson, you are the reincarnation of Niccolo Machiavelli AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Good old Mandy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# the Queen of Rio
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# danced like an angel
and sucked like a hoover
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I wouldn't credit him with that much influence...
but this pic is nicely wooy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Thanks
He probably has a similar thirst for power though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# This is bloody ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# lovely!
nice 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ta
practising with paint.net
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Perhas he will become a Cardinal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Argh
mushroom distortion!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Go Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Holy skiing saviour!
That's awesome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# reminds me of ski free
getting chased by the yeti and other dixons customers looking at it happen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ?
Dixon's finally on the game?

*saves up pennies*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Look out for the abominable snowman Jesus!
/o\
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# No, he's a holistic healer
using the power of his pance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# oh
*disappointment*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# But he does have to take them off to heal you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# awww yeah
:D

I'll try and get ill somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Our ski free had a robot.
/windows95 blog
(Vega31, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Show off
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Apparently they all did
I didn't check on the web. Honest.
(Vega31, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I don't remember a robot on mine.
I thought it was a yeti who chased you down after you'd gone a certain distance
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Alas!
www.geocities.com/fearofblik/

but Wiki might be better,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski_Free#Abominable_Snow_Monster
(Vega31, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# that goes well to Shakespeare by Akala
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Whoooooosh . . . and . . . shooooooooosh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahahaha! Outstanding! I wonder if I can get hold of the old "SkiFree" game for windows?
ooh, time to escape the office... buhbye everyone!

edit, damn, that is some mindpiss right there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Jesus goes
off piste
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Needs a
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Jesus H Christ!
H = Horace, clearly.

A woo and a click and a "helloes, b3ta!"
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha he's good at that skiing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# nice slalom
rather good this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# wonderful slalom action
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# If he goes too far off course
Does he get eaten by a yeti?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# No, just Horrace...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# bluuuurg!
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Needs more Gurn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Nite all!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# K-
lassic!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Stoned . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# That would be
Gurnyfacedlikeasmackedarse Island
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# bluuuurg back
or half
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Her on the right looks like my Jiggly Janet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Take me to Dyson if you want to live....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# and make a clean sweep of it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# bussard ramscoop?
or dyson sphere
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Lovely
and the background pattern reminds me of rocko's modern life. Or RugRats.

Thank you captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# THAT WAS A HOOT!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yay for Heifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# damn you kids and your fancy newfangled
cultural references. Bring back Muffin the Mule!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'm contemplating a bestiality joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I set it up for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Last time we tried the RSPCA got involved
although to be fair I think 3 in the afternoon on the main beach at Hastings was probably a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# they are so up their
own arses in Hastings. Try Brighton next time. You'll probably get an appreciative audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Lesbian human/donkey porn?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# never mind that.
Where are my photographs woman? I am out of portraits after this one is done.



Click for bigger (295KB)

( I am trying to paint in photoshop, it is all of the torture )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I've got a bazillion zits at the moment
so that's all bad...

I'll have a look and see when I get back. There might be new ones knocking about.

You're lovely (and I refuse to believe otherwise).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# well look at it this way.
The zits are there and I won't be painting them, so if you are just vain and don't want me to see them then fine. Otherwise get some quirky shots done in high res so I can work on something. just make sure those eyes are nice and big :) and no tiny pupils or I'll have to cheat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Big eyes. Gotcha.
I need some MDMA and a dark room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I do love your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# When I die, you can keep them. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# In Scotland verbal contracts are legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# In Scotland all I'd probably ever be able to say is
teeeheehee your voice is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# well - that would be legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# what if I can't wait that long?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# photocopy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Then you'll have to carve them out beforehand
I can only think of 9 people at most that you'll have to fend off.

If you do carve them though, leave the blood trails down my cheeks so I can go and get them tattooed on. Lolgoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha. Only nine?
I'll make it fair and leave the weapons at home.

You may keep them. I only want to look at them fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 11 if we're counting two extra b3tans
16 if we're counting the rest of my grandparents as well.

That's very kind of you.

Edit: yeah, yeah, I don't really do thousands of vague friends, I'd rather have a few very close ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# me too
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Super special club in the dark for two.
UHNtissUHNtissUHNtissUHNtiss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
I love MDMA - everything's amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# oh Stewie
your head is so smooth, how you doin' that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Here's a portrait for ya...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that's strange
I was contemplating a joke about proper book keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
Contemplating a bestiality joke. shirley?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# necrophillia, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Come on. Out of the two it's definitely the preferable choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# copro or necro...
hmm, I'm still not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ew, copro.
I'm still haunted by mental images of GG Allin. Never mind 2 girls 1 cup, it's worse watching a little bloke do it with his own before spitting it on his paying audience and beating them about the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# damn, I've not seen Rocko's Modern Life for ages.....
that and Real Monsters or what ever it was.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# AAAAAARGH! Real Monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that would be the one...
and the early series of Rugrats....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# what the fuck are
you lot banging on about. Get some Clangers into you.



Click for bigger (223KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What are you talking about? Who's this Jay Zed fellow? What time's Countdown on?
My mum loved Rocko's modern life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# John Zoosh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I've heard that he is down with the homies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# no
he's in a home... assisted living... poor lad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# he has to rap through a tube
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# yay-more klanners
*starts engine*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I've been catching up with old episodes of Count Duckula that I half-remember watching as a kid.
It's strangely nostalgic.

Also I recently watched the movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective for the first time in about a decade, and there was a whole scene in it where he pretends to be a German dolphin trainer that I don't remember ever seeing before.

Nostalgia is strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# german dolphin trainer? That sure isn't in the version I have.......
speaking of catching up on old toons, that remindes me I still have quite a few episodes of Mysterious Cities of Gold to watch....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# If you can find episodes
of the full saturday morning runs of 'The banana splits ' complete with 'arabian nights' then you are in for a treat.

Oh how I remember Hanna and Barbera with great fondness. They were my nanny as a child.

( It was probably more the case of, "Sit there kid, watch that and shut the fuck up until it's time for your tea" . but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# at least you got cartoons.
My dad's favourite thing to say to me from the ages of about 3 to 17:

SIT DOWN SHUT UP WATCH THE NEWS IT'S INTERESTING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I liked the news.
and cartoons were only Saturday mornings.

I read the encyclopaedia brittanica in my spare time ( I kid you not, it was the single best gift I have ever been given in my life ) which my grandfather bought for me and I learned had to pay for in instalments for years beyond the time I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I liked it for the first 20 minutes or so
but damn it, I was a 78/9/etc year old girl with things to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# giggedy giggedy goo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# even count Duckula
was way too old for me but he was around when I was in my twenties and taking a lot of drugs. I bought all the videos and we used to watch them when we got on from clubs off our tits. I even had a count duckula watch ( plastic with a flip lid ) to the chagrin of my fiancée ( I had a mickey mouse one too that you had to slide his head to one side to see the time, I was a weird fucker in the 80's )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# shit the bed!
that's lovely

:D

do you ever worry you might have Asperger Syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You excel yourself Mr Walrus Man.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Excuse for a pearoast...
I was going through my old stuff and came across this gem..

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# lol better than
my favourite attenbrough moment
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Do tell...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'd like to see your interpretation of..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That is a good suggestion, I have started work on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# :P
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Lovely!
I would love to see your pictures in stained glass.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Me too.
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Woah! Trippy stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yay!
in other news where has my picture gone from the popular page? i thought they just worked their way down the page and didn't disappear? :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I like this new board game . . .
whose turn is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# good idea to put the patterning in.
saves people like me colouring them in!

woo!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# pardon my posh


time for a little jig methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That looks nothin like Posh
Who is is supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# duke of edinburgh
no relation
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sure he's got some relations
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# He likes to do away with relations by marriage...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# not from round'ere
is he greek ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# that am a bit woo
theyre all appreciating his shoes
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# break you orf like a pheasant wing
BA~GURK!
and you can jus suck ma cock
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *remembers Gordon Ramseys "The F Word"
When they electrocuted the turkeys*

hahahaha! Quality TV
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I've just discovered this image
goes particularly well with "Are friends electric" by Gary Numan. Nice moves Toff.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# boing boing boing
he is well rubbish at teh hopscotch. HAHA says I. I would beat him. I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Haha :D
This is good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hopping on scotch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Blah blah, bloody blah blah...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Racist!
Is he auditioning to be the new Churchill dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Aren't we all?
really
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh yes
had to, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *thinks*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ^
Depends on the time of my life in question.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# watch this when you get home
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iJz6_PEu6Iw
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# i'm crushing your head
:D edit : that was kids in the hall - nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That still provides hours of drunken entertainment down the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hello Dave
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MzK9kMxDcG0
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# drunken
pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'll try
not sure if I can get on tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# TRY HARDER!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Auditioning to be the dog?
I didn't think I was. Am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# sometimes it's just misdiagnosed xenophobia...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you forgot to do Brown's head
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# oh yes
velly just nice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hahahah..... Like a perpetual nodding machine :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# A'noon Stevie
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# 'noon there N,
blimey, 25 mins, and i'm escaping from the office via a carefully orchestrated plan to run out the main doors... FOOLPROOF!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *groans*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's been one
of those days.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahhahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# gynmastic glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(at a stretch)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ...
"how flexible are you?"
"i can lick my own mimsy"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# This
"I can get my feet behind my head."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# grey kid's was better
or whoever it was

www.b3ta.com/board/8740779
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I think that's rather unkind
Both are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# thursday is a funnier word than wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Only if you're Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I was b3tan to it by more
people than that! It's an oldie but a goodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Busy on wednesdays?
I find her lack of commitment disturbing
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Have a clump of shite.
I have done some shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# i completed Braid last night
i felt all proud n stuff for not cheating once!
:D
*beams*

next on my list is getting that fooking Wax off achievement in GW~evolved.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Ive only played the demo of braid, is it worth forking out money for?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# if you can resist the urge to cheat when you get stuck
(and you will get stuck) and you stick with it, it's a great
feeling of accomplishment. But if not, then no
once you go back to the levels that seemed impossible and it
all clicks into place, it's only a short ride from the end.

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# How can you cheat?
There cheat codes or something?
The demo was alright, but if all the levels were pretty similar I didnt see the point, Id rather spend my points on megaman or doom or duke nukem :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# there's walkthroughs for every level on Youtube
i'm saving the rest of ma points for SSFIIHD!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~do~ken
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Thats just cheating, whats the point!
Thats super street fighter something somethign something something something....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# exactly
but some of the puzzles seem so impossible i can
see why some may give up and peek at the answers....

Castle Crashers FTW!
*fully maxed Grey Knight FTW2!*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# SFIIHD - hell yeah!
apparently, Marvel vs Capcom 2 is coming out too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# whoop!
and then the one with Capcom Vs japanese unpronouncable animation studio (Battle of the Planets! dudes)
is coming to Wii!

i Just bought two Hori arcade sticks in preparation for SF4....

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm stuck on fucking dark sector
so I'm playing condemned two till my best mate can come round and do that bit for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Krulltastic
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I am Ergo the magnificent!
Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision, & I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
These are good!
do COD4 :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahha, thats top!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Egg?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# holy crap it's dimrill!
I have missed you
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hello Mr Bloop.
Thank you. I'm trying to start doing stuff again, so hopefully more soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yay!
My favourite of yours was the CAT-AT.

Pearoast it for me please!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Oh gosh
*blushes like a cunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Criminy
that truly is great. *big hand* etc
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# ^This
Mr Makemouthnoiseman is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# EGG!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Look at my sexy bum


EDIT: show me your sexy bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# OK
turn around
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# briiiiiight eyes
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# God Damn you WOW
*bangs face off desk repeatedly to get the song out of his head*
*ends up banging face off desk in time to the song*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Haha!
You have fallen into our trap!

*smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
If it helps, I've only gone and done it to myself as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# good man Micto
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh I miss him.
Wandering Hands McGee, bless his niblets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# he's around in the evenings
but I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I rarely am any more
my mates seem to like me much more than usual these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# For some reason I've got
Bright Eyes from Watership Down in my head rather than Total Eclipse :O/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# that's what sprang to my mind too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *bursts in, arms flailing*
I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT, FOREVER'S GONG TO START TONIGHT, FOREVER'S GONG TO START TO... once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart [duh duh duuhhhhh], nothing I can say, it's just a total eclipse of the heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# There are a few songs that seem to be permanently in my head
If I ever stop thinking about specific things they drift in and I find myself singing them.

Sadly, that's one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Danny bloody boy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# it's OK
I've got MAster of Puppets in my head
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ...same here....
still, at least it's kicked "Poddington Peas" out of my head from this morning....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I shall have my revenge.............
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Mmm
Neil Pearson in his Drop the Dead Donkey days

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *holds kindling close by*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *starts Great Fire of London II - this time it's personal!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *raosts marshmallows*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# bang bang bang
pown.it/2232 (ok im stopping posting these now)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahah, I just clicked random a couple of times
pown.it/2195
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hours of fun
pown.it/2306
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# unlike
DR DICK... i mean wtfsocks? pown.it/2281 - NSFW ARGH WTF
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Indeed o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Oh dear gods you've ruined him for me for ever now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# if you die in canada you die in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# or turn into a bum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Or an embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I want to go to Canadia
With the kids in Canadia WHOOOA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# lawnmower deth!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Close, Kim Wilde.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# He looks alarmingly like Christopher Lloyd!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Isn't that Keith Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Bag on the head and carry on as normal.
Well, that pretty much is normal for me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# "Sexy, everything about me's so sexy..."
doo doo doo da da da daaaa da da...etc
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thats a nice sexy front bum
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# vagabond girl
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# grrraauw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Woof bark
meow donkey.

cfb
Made this whilst teaching a mate how to shop the other day.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# This is not CatDog
Go back and try again!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# :D great minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# javascipt!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# MANHUGS!
*bundles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *gets squashed*
'noon hatty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hmm?
I'm not technical.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# random autocomplete shoutiness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Really? I used to have to do it for the NHS, and we weren't known for our dodginess.
I love a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# as confusing as a reach around from a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# This is modern medicine dear boy, not the dark ages
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.
(I'm starting to get scared of my auto complete)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oooooh, fleshy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# punk isn't dead it's only sleeping... deeply
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hey, I'm not saying I made the right choice morally when my ladycock went all floppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :OD
DogDog should be a character in CatDog (if not already done so)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# All alone in the world was a little CatDog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
All alone in the world Chernobyl was a little fackin hyawge CatDog!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# One fine day was a woof and a woof
a baby was born and no-one could be aloof
no one eyed budgie
no three eyed frog
canine
canine
little dogdog
DOGDOG
DOGDOG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# now that's a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Thee and me, poetry tour 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Beethoven he was a deaf man
And Jesus Christ was a Jew
But of all the little twists of irony
My favourite one is you ...

/Cliff Richard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# The Cliffy end's thrown me completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It was one of his darker numbers
From when he was getting about with New Model Army.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# You're like Stephen Hawking
I don't know what the fuck you're going on about, but I think you're smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# did you manage to buy any cake whilst shopping?
cool dog btw :D
edit : can it be milked wtf? nsfw maybe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I am made of cake!
and breads of course.
Edit: What is it with the Japanese and their obsession with lactation?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
and their obsession with lactation
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha what the?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# this is making me think of X-files
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# DON'T SEND ME BACK T'DARK PLACE
I made myself Siamese the other day....
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oooh!
Did you inform the Daily Mail and claim that aliens did it to you?

Have you now been separated?

Which are you, the evil or the good twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
#
This explains it all.

Not really. We're still together. The wanks are brilliant. They feel like someone else is doing it every time. Though it being your parasitic twin doesn't help.

That said, I am from the West Country and incest is all the rage around there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Dr. Rick Dagless M.D
(Capt Dogstar, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Do I spy a t shirt from that place where my Nostromo one is coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yes!
I have loads already. Two Bladerunner ones, that Alien one...I could fucking buy them all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# They're pretty fucking sweet, this is true.
I shall be turning the nostromo t shirt into a pencil skirt with the print at the back, for funsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I should've thought of that.
I'm always looking for new and interesting avenues of transvesticism.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Best skirts ever, the ones made out of t shirts.
Sort, stretchy, lovely.

New and interesting avenues? You could do as my old friend Dech once did and make a pretty awesome clubbing dress from the leaves of a plastic pot plant (a big one).

It sounds awful, it looked amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rstrzHXSJB0&feature=related
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Janice Long as a judge?
How does that work?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ...


Geddit? Oh dear, i need a lobotomy.

*phones doctor

Edit: SEAMS!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# short end of the boom stick?
:-S
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# single barrel gun firing short trousers at a easel with a circle on it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# who likes short shots?
we like short shots!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Please tell me you yelled that like Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# it's the only way
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hehehe
It reminds me of those games you had on holiday where you had an air gun and shot targets and the model would turn around and spit water at you/kick a bucket/spin the bird on it's perch/reveal an old man on the crapper. Back when arcade games were 20p a pop

*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Wow, and to think I was feeling old...
thanks!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ha
did you ever play the water cannon one? same concept really. i remember trying to time it so i had enough water to shoot everything and drench my mate's brother :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha! The watercannon ones were always more popular
Similar fun could be had with the air gun. You situate yourself at a gun which you know won't get hit by water. Wait for an unsuspecting punter to take a gun where you know they will be squirted, shoot the relevant target and drench them.

Happy days :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# had to filename
you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# it's like shooting shorts not in a barrel via some sort of hydraulic gun that 's pointing at a target in a field.
I say this often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# partial credit
you forgot to mention the cunning use of seams
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Argh... the seams the seams...!!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Super short shooter shooting super seamy shorts?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# when I raise my trigger finger
all you fuckers catch the shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# blah blah banks blah blah bail out blah blah


Because there's not enough Scottish politicians on /board today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quality!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# you think you're so quick with your replies...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Short burst of speed to make up for w*rking
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# You alright?
Did you get your tip trapped in the zipper again?

I keep telling you, more haste, less speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# and only 4 shakes
once you've finished using it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# JOLES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# BILBO!
GREATEST LITTLE HOBBIT OF THEM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# :)
yeah - sorry - I'm being a grumpy bastard today - I didn't mean to be antagonistic.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Aw
*hugs*

Look on the bright side. The working day is almost over!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# :)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# words can not describe how much I
good this this am is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Wonderfully well done.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# he he
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaha.........
any more of this n' i'll be hooked
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# this is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha!
*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# This is really, really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *slurps*
well i do try

what do you think of the picture though?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hello Hattielove :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Very
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
That's fabulous, have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

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