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Otter!
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Ennui loves you ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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Haha :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:13,
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lovely
our office kettle is nicknamed Tarka
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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of course....
.... Ring of Bright Water
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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no
just makes the water otter *obviously sorry for piss poor attempt at humour
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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brill xD
here have a cat from earlier
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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Oh my Darling baby
Love that & want your babies for doing it. My beautiful Schwartze. Living on B3ta at last. In perfect form. I can die a happy man. (Perhaps sooner than some of you might wish, you flame cunts...)
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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Heh
not everyone on here is a cunt. I like your Schwartze and the little story you told about her down the board :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:38,
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i thought you'd fucked off to bed ?
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:44,
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Small, as a reply, less seams
this is how it should have been
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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That rhymes.
Nearly.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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schwartzenkatzen are good katzen.
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Shiksa ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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mmmm, nice otter
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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I'm starting to see a pattern emerging (only slightly shopped, I took out Mythbusters)
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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Needs more Fred Dineage
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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How does Fred Dineage work?
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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With a skill that puts
today's half-assed presenters to shame. Oh how I miss Jack Hargreaves. He was like a friendly old uncle that showed you how to do all the stuff boys should be doing. ( I said uncle, not priest ).
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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happy days indeed
How are you mr?
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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I'm not bad thanks Pob.
been a bit busy. I plan to do some painting tomorrow. All good with you I trust?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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no not really
but I trudge on towards the reaper with a smile on my face and a faint whiff of alcohol/tobacco :) My only painting plans lately are usually magnolia, or getting rid of the same.
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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Ah the dreaded decoration.
been about 2 years since we had a major update there but she's throwing rumblings out now. She's hardly here during the week and apparently it needs 'updating' Fucking women. can't live with them. Don't actually want to live with them any more ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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ah now I agree
they are indeed insane, but we must conform to their standards of decoration. May the gads of gin be with you sah, for they feckin are with me. I sold my Jag today, you being a car man must understand that this was the final link to me having any kind of freedom. Loft insulation beckons ffs
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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That's just wrong.
We bought a Punto before Christmas. A fucking Punto! What have I become. The saving grace is my Nissan arrives March 9th and even after having it on order for a year I still get the "spectacular waste of money" argument most weekends.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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well mine ended with me driving a....
seat ibiza. I feel sick just saying it. Good times will roll again at Pob towers, but in the meantime I will be off to grow a hangover, I have put a lot of effort in. Take care mate
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:44,
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later fella.
We'll catch up proper, later.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:45,
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"out of town"
is a distant childhood memory of warm fuzziness :)
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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He doesn't...
.....he's dead.
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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How Did Fred Dineage Work?
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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I think
Jack would have had his hand up Fred's jacksie like some king of disgusting puppet.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1-aoUNBbE
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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Would explain the voice...
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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Is he the jarsquatting.com man ?!
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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I'm keeping well away from that
as I feel I'm better off uninformed.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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It was in one of the newsletters a few weeks ago,
unfortunately I watched it...
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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edit :
I sir am an idiot! umm en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_2 he isnt dead! edit 4 your sure its not mark spate?
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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go back to your squirrel fetish
;)
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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If you put MEGA in front of it
that covers about every programme on discovery.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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MEGA HOW ITS MADE
?
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Now that
would be a cool show...
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Quality programming, so much quantity, so little point,
I can't really criticise I'm currently watching Dave.
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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magnets!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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magnets up the bum, judging by the picture
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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broken glass magnets perhaps
on that note i have to be up early nn
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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I love all those programmes.. the last one i havnt seen but i want ;)
Seriusly, who know that "stock footage" could be so fun!
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Jorvic ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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I fucking love
How It's Made. mass-manufactured products ftw!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Except according to that program, factories don't exist,
and everything is made by a master craftsman in Canada.
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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They do show a lot of factories
making stuff. I like those ones the most. I love the machines they use! The 'master crafstman' ones are quite dull. There's one where they show how battery chickens are farmed, from egg to chicken-inna-cage. I'm fine with farming animals for meat, but it was quite distressing to see the little chicks being transported round on conveyor rollers. "The small chicks fall through the gaps and are discarded" "The workers check for deformities and discard the imperfect chicks" there were a few shots of chicks getting limbs caught in the rollers and stuff.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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Eeep!
I see it sorta like talking heads '100 Best Countdowns' type filler, it's easy to watch and sorta glides over you when you have a beer in your hand (and laptop in the other) That one sounds a tad scary tho...
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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yeah!
it's great procrastination-telly. y'know, the soothing background noise you put on while you're supposed to be doing something else because you think it won't distract you.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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hey.
Don't you be knocking Rob's chosen career path ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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"The 'master crafstman' ones are quite dull. "
Harrumph! Would you rather watch a program about how cigarettes are made than see me make a Welsh Dresser out of mahogany? ( naked, probably.)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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hehe,
i think if the craftsmen were naked they'd definitely hold my attention a bit more!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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*Votes for the latter*
;)
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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*ideas for a tutorial*
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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a snoad
EDIT: argh SNOWed
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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woo here have this xD
edit : and a click for being ace
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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hahha
yays my snoad is not alone edit: mines a toad not a frog :p
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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I know :( my frail can still hang around with
your snoad tho and swap stories about that juicy fly with the funny walk. edit : your file name betrays you! the force is strong in this one.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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Haha top mashing :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:51,
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That's really well done.
Wooo
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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thank
youz
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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The awesome matey.....
I haven't animashed in ages.... What do you call in? Snog? Frail? EDIT: - sorry - Just seen the Snoad/Snowed bit. Am a bit pissed....
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:59,
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wow!
10/10
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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that's lovely.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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lovely stuff
:)
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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nicely :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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This is Schwartze
My first cat, She died in 2005 but I animated her. She went well with "Siouxsie & the Banshees" 'Nightshift', see what you can do... PS: You can tell she was a rescued cat by the ear slice... (Left ear from her perspective)
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:33,
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I expect your
vermin died of shame knowing you would use her carcass to one day break the fucking internets. ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:38,
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er?
meh
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:40,
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I think he's saying the file is a little on the large side.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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it's a 500k
whopper of a file. Optimise it!
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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I could not resist a little dig
at your impressive skill to take something so simple and void of data and make it huge.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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Is your friend
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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It's late at night
where I am & I'm pissed as a cunt so I don't care.
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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Oh well cunt off then you fucking twat
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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Thanks.
I did not want to have to point out this rudeness.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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Wot
You wanna take me on do ya?? Wanker! I've been here longer than you, you lame loser, come back in 5 years or so... Twat.
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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You've been here longer and still have no regard for the rules
Someone tries to be nice so you can fix it and you have a go at them. You sir are a shit
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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yet they've still contributed a fuckload more in those 2 short years
than you have in the past 6...who are you anyway?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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I am Dunks & I'm not ashamed
I lurk & occassionally post. You have a problem with that?
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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seeing as we're playing b3ta top trumps ...been here for 6 years..never heard of you.
but from what I've seen, you're a grade A. tit. so no..I 'don't have a problem'
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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I'll take you on
Outside now, round the back by the bins.
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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being here a long time excuses you from being social and
observant of the sites guidelines? I must remember this because I've been here about as long as you. The only difference is I read the faq and only get involved with cunts when they are, actually cunts.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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hahahahahahaha
no, seriously - hahahahahahahaahah :D I just lolled on my shirt and it was YOUR FAULT. edit: still laughing :D You silly sod.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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At first I thaught you where an idiot
Now I know your a twat
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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Well I really can't
be arsed with a flame war, you've been here a lot longer than me. So I shall go to bed now, shamed. Pip! Pip!
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Is 6 years, 0 months and 17 days your actual age?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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Heh!
Meh
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:13,
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what our angry internet drunk is trying to say is that..
you could easily half the size of the file if you optimised itwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/schwartze01.gif
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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Yeah, but I can't be arsed
so Meh. Call me an abstrad if you want. I couldn't care less. It's not gonna be an FP is it? Get over it & get a life FFS. Pip! Pip!
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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are you biggles?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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hehe
you called your cat "nigger" in german. Homage to dambusters?
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:39,
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no,
just a Jewish friend who put the word into my lexicon. (It's Yiddish.) Good one though, eh?
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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i was really gutted
they cut nigger the dog from the dambusters movie. It makes no sense without him :( Damn PC morons - it's history ffs.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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Is there a new release of the film?
My DVD that I bought last week has nigger the dog
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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i think they cut him
when they show it on Telly. must buy dvd :)
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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it's german for the colour
black. It's yank slang for your definition.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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i stand corrected
*slinks to corner*
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:50,
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No need because you were right.
It's how the jews ( Americans originally I believe ) referred to the blacks and it was meant in a derogatory manner. I just wanted to point out in my usual pedantic way that in the original German it just means 'black'
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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*unslinks*
But i thought jews were black people? At least the semetic ones... Not the Russian fakey ones.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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nit a subject it is wise to draw me on.
Jews are just members of another religious cult and can be anyone, including you or I ( especially if you want to marry the rabbi's daughter ).
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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Don't worry
i'm spectacularly indifferent to religion.
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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Sammy (also gone away) says Hi Schwartze
He never like financial news
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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Sammy was one handsome kitteh
smart too.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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Cheers Hairy
He was one tough Luton cat!! and we miss him
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:48,
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She is probably cuddling up to to him now ..
& trying not to get shagged. She was very coy was was my Schwartzer...
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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And big Sam
was an (almost)complete gentleman... He liked beauty and Les Dames!!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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He would probably be going BIG TIME
to Schwartze, & she would be seeing him off for being naughty. & then if I know my Schwartzer, giving him a good time in the bushes out-of-site. Naughty girl.. (She gave me 4 kittens, you know. & she looked so sweet. You never can tell...)
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Dunks ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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Lazer Eye Lou Lou says hi too
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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your left or my left?
woo @ your cat
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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it is a kitty
and therefore it is good.
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Shiksa ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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Awww
hooray to rescuing cats. Good on you :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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OH HAI, PEW PEW!
sauce - b3ta.com/board/9148930 p.s cats are rubbish
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:31,
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Long cats with lasers, ace!
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munzor in the jungle ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:38,
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:)
nice eye movement on the cat.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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This is how to do it.
Small-scale in the kitchen. No frost-bite for me!
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:02,
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Wow he looks so cute :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:02,
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Keep him in the freezer!!!
Woo.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:03,
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Yes we have done this!
Though frost bite will have 'McTavish's nose in no time :(
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:04,
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Keep his nose in the fridge!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:06,
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But how will he smell?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:07,
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Like carrots LOL!
How's the Hallamshire doing in my absence?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:11,
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It's scraping by, just about.
Had a nice view of the snow from I floor.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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Indeed.
I keep meaning to ask security if i could go on the roof one day and take some photos of the city.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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This is sodding awesome :D
/board has been fantastic tonight
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:05,
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Yeah!
Now that's Art :)
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Peregr1n @peregr1n ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:06,
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this is beutifull
I am impressed
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:09,
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Cute
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:09,
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That's lovely.
*Clicks*
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:11,
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that pipe looks dodgy to me
;-)
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:12,
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It's the top off the pepper pot
- so yes - it smells of exotic herbs! :)
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:28,
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Eric Morcambe!
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:13,
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haha
possibly the loveliest snowman I've ever seen :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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It warms my heart
to know this. Made on a whim - glad it brings warm joy to the B3tans! :)
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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woo
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raevloek the Mollusk ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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Whatsit?
Donae geddit... :(
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:30,
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Key-yoote!
:D
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:25,
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fantastic
well done you :)
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Pob mk2 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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That's cute :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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Here's my snowcock!
(it didn't last long, we've had 6 days over 40 degrees)
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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your snowcock is tiny
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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it's not the size that matters!
but how many fists you put in with it!
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:01,
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Put more arrows on it!
That generally works
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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Snowcock of the wild field mouse.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:00,
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hahaha - Nice Arrowage
I prefer pushpins myself...
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:00,
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Hahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:01,
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What a prick!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:07,
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That's a bit tacky
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:08,
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You've made your point.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:12,
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HEY EVERYONE
THIS GUY'S A BIG FAT PHONEY!
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:00,
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I"M NOT FAT!
just big boned!
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:03,
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Was this at Manly Beach?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:01,
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Glenelg, south australia
on Australia day
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:02,
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I was in Sydney CBD on Aussie day
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:03,
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i was in darling harbour a few years ago for australia day,
that was great!
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:04,
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i was at the cricket at the oval
and australia lost which amused me greatly (being a kiwi)
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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Your arrow has sunburn!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:02,
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cos it's
FUCKIN HOT!!!!!!!!!!
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:03,
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You're missing out.
I saw about a dozen snowmen in the park as I walked home today
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:05,
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I'll make a compo entry then....
CFB (~0.5mb) *edit* Cheers for the praise chaps
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:56,
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FAB
Clicks
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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This is aces!
And wonderfully smooth! *clicks megaly*
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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wow
and lovely flag unfurling :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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Also ^this
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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hahahah
Very Nice *click*
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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Nicely animated.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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clicked!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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Stop being so good!!!!
Woo!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best one yet!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:00,
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Top unfirling there!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:00,
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Oh yes. This is how we should redevelop London for the Olympics.
With fiery death from the skies.
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:13,
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Slow track times on the 800m...
...as the competitors crawl around with their hair falling out looking for scraps of food.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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Wahey!
how nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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woo
click :D
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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nice job, love the flag bit
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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That's a really
great animation - well done, there!
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enceladus ,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:51,
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Thanks
Thailand ey? How exotic! *edit* Blimey! you have some hummus in your profile.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:58,
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Only just read this...
Thanks very much -you're pretty ace yourself! Yeah, the Thailand thing is actually only a maybe, but I'm hoping it might happen if I leave it as my sig long enough!
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enceladus ,
Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:11,
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This arrangement of simplistic stereotypical objects ain't big enough for the two of us
Previously (nooo idea where the original post is though)
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:51,
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He's having a nibble
Of some different grass He's got tits on his squirrel And a cock up his arse
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:52,
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brillo
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:56,
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Thats sharp
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:10,
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YUM YUM YUM!
Good morning all!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:49,
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HAHAHAHA
This is epic.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:51,
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LOACH!!!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:55,
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NOM NOM NOM
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:56,
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He's very happy wiht his fried chicken!!
Woo.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:51,
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Hahahahahahahahhahahahha yes
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:57,
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ehhh
E2: even smaller now (: thanks
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Ginger_Prawn ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:32,
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Cattersea power station
is big!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:34,
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4chan is that way -------->
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:34,
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your PNG non-optimisation skills are exemplary
though I do like the picture.
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:35,
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Stop using up all of the internet.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:35,
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Oh no.
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit) ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:36,
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This is bigger than a big monkey's big wooly cock,
and that's big! Otherwise, I kinda likes it! *edit* just save it as a JPG you prawn!
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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haha
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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whoa!
I have one of those monkeys. The tail makes a good cock, as it's about the same size and shape as the legs, and has a smaller white tip.
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit) ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:39,
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:39,
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Yiff!
*spazz*
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:45,
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:3
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:38,
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I think this picture requires a cat powered factory just to load it
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Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:39,
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It's big you know!?
And like many things unusually large it garners unusually large attention! Did I mention it's
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:47,
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It's big, but is it
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:50,
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sorry for old big
eehh sorry, i dunno. ): it is a lot smaller now however (:
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Ginger_Prawn ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:50,
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happy ending xD
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:57,
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is it me, or is there a strange vibe around this advert. (no editing)
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fenntastic Hates Cats! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:29,
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yes very strange
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:30,
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FAST FOOD DOGS.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:30,
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Hahaha yes
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44,
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:/
in other news i just found out about jarsquatter.com... ewwwwwwwwww
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:31,
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HAHAHAHA
... *bleeds*
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:02,
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existing thread next time please
and less herr lips please
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:32,
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Herr Lip?
Wasn't he tried for War Crimes in Dachau?
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:35,
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hahahah double space between 'smile' and 'today'......
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:33,
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i wish i had a face
then i could frown upon you
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:33,
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It's you.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:39,
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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:54,
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Good arts!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:06,
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Warp tunnels
Get the pacman maze builders to design the embassy entrance, and mind the ghosts in Guantanamo.
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:11,
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It has no snow, it has no squirrels with tits
I don't know if we can let you get away with this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:12,
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That is to say, I like it and I like your thinking
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:13,
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Surely only a deeply disturbed individual would be interested in a squirrel with tits
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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What are you doing over here?
More to the point, what am I doing here?
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26,
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It got dull over there
What are you doing here?
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:27,
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Being nosey
And being hopelessly out of touch
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:31,
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Say Woo and Yay a lot and pretend to like stuff that you don't really like
Oh and throw a tantrum if someone breaks an ickle rule
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:32,
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You're going on the list
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:35,
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I purposely posted a picture one nanobyte over the limit
and the one person still on dial up started crying There's a list?
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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Pasanonic?
I might wait for a young lass to post shit drawing and then crawl up her arse
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:40,
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haha!
you talkers are funny
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:42,
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I can barely stand their biting satire
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44,
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You think that's satirical?
I thought I was just taking the piss a bit?
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:45,
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We know
But I'm a b3tan, not a /talker Just so you know
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44,
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We are all b3tan.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:45,
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I said I was sorry
for the second one
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26,
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I just posted this twenty minutes down the board, so nobody will see.
The US Visa application form apparently includes the question: Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in Genocide? Yes or No
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:12,
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Yes.
That has always been a question on the paper version too. Also: were you between 1940 and 1945 involved in any nazi activities? Answer yes or no. If you're interested in this, Frank Zappa has done a nice comment on the form during his Yellow Shark period with the German Ensemble Modern. The track is called 'Welcome to the United States', and the complete form is read out aloud on stage by a person with a very german accent, accompanied by strange sounds and music.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:15,
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Ooh, thank you for the infos.
I shall investigate further.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:16,
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It's on the Yellow Shark album
if you're looking
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:17,
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it appears to be here
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mvUU5x1u3gs it is very very fine, although they could really have done with deinterlacing the video
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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Cool, I've never seen that.
Now if only everyone would listen to G-Spot Tornado off that same concert and I'll be very happy indeed ;)www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDI5Ci_7YL4
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:44,
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everyone one person (needs more lemmy from motorhead in a tootoo)
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:33,
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yes
...I mean no aaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh....
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horrid ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:24,
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Poorly planned terrorism.
You deserve what's coming.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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The official secrets act form is similar
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Hankster ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26,
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hah! and they say that american officialdom has no sense of humour
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:48,
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Did someone say Pacman?....
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:12,
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Wow!
Very cool :) Edit:Both
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:15,
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pretty
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:17,
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I first clicked that thinking it was a real clip!!
/likes olde worlde games an' stuff
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:24,
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oh but it is, isn't it? or is it?
no it is. :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26,
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That is really lovely.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:26,
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Lully!
processing?
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grey matter ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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wonderfull
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:18,
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Top stuff
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:23,
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ITS ACTUALLY SNOWING!
Yay - 3 flakes of snow :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:23,
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Only shopping was the blurred background blah blah blah
Caption competition? Maybe!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:07,
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Evil dog in child shocker
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:07,
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In? It's not even touching.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:08,
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give it time...
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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Now stop that....
Oh i posted it on b3ta!! Carry on.
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:10,
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Rawr!
LOL
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littlefish I like cheese ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:11,
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:22,
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What a showoff!
The dog, that is. Not you. Woo(f)!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:24,
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ha ha ha
now make the kid look around and the dog drop them all looking all innocent woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:24,
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Thing is he could probably do that!!
The talented feck!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:27,
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Hahahaha
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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hahaha
"A few seconds later, Devil Dog showed his disgust at forced corset wearing by butt-raping a small child"
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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Hallo. Have a kitting
curious kitting is curious
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:06,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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{:-) #2
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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very woo
:)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:28,
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Apparently he's been waiting for 18 years for just the right conditions.
"Try it yourself, make a massive snooooowwwww cock"Click for bigger (122 kb)
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jon_tanner ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:55,
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What a big cock!!!
And a snow sculpture too!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:57,
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ahaha
er... i just put my name in at wordsmith.org/anagram and it came up with Anagram Nerds Row 'nuf sed
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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I got
Zincs Luck Kinky Strange
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:21,
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Arf attack
woo
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:00,
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ello dearie...fancy i nibble yer nuts ?
frontpage checklist: [x] skwirl [x] with tits [x] corset [x] fur [x] would ?
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:45,
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good god, that's a whole new kind of wrong
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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indeed
wtf, sturdy squirrels? it's going mental it's this depression/blizzard we're in
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:47,
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I blame you!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:27,
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Urrrrr!
I think I'd rather do a normal skwirl.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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Jamnog's had a monopoly on squirrel pussy for too long!
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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I can assure you he hasn't
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:26,
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hmm that reminds me of that time...
edit :
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:47,
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hahahah
that would be the one
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:53,
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its a ruddy good source image but
they made it too small to get much of a girl out of.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:56,
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yeah
i couldnt find any good girls seen from the same camera angle for this one, so this happened instead
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:58,
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I normally have to cut up several squirrels to make one
I just noticed the hand. (currently cleaning gin and tonic off my monitor)
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:00,
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laziness is next to godfriness
i got bored :)
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:06,
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you did a great job on it
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:27,
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would have D: :D D: :D etc
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:54,
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Oh hello JamOfSomeNog :D
Woosomely would!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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she wants to get that trimmed
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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PFFFFT
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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A man's hand for a foot??
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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that's not wood, that's tarmac
or possibly concrete
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:50,
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erm....
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:50,
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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popular squirrel is popular
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:16,
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SQUITS ! ! !
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:43,
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Fancy a pint at the old Dog 'n' Duck?
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:38,
archived )
hahahahaha
what a happy fella
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:39,
archived )
HAPPY
but scary edit: woo and yay
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:42,
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Tis
very woosome....
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LittlePixel ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:03,
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Hahaha
Fantabulous!
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:40,
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Luverly!
But he looks a bit mallardjusted.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:41,
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Ahhh he's just a bit peckish.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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Haha super.
You were one of my favourite b3tards when I was merely a lurker. /flattery blog.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:41,
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aww, shucks...
ta :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:47,
archived )
Holy crivens that good!!
Woo!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:42,
archived )
Hee
together at last.
(
_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
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can we call it doug?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
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yes.
yes we can.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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luffs
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:10,
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Woo YAY!!
and you can have this
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
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furry!
I like the idea that squirrel women need a chair just for their tails.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:50,
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xD
its is a good prop
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:55,
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Oh yes.
This is dripping with moist, glistening WIN!
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
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Yay!
Does it go: 'Quaof Quaof!'? ;)
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
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That's terrrrific.
And has made me want a pint. damn you
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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that is rather ace
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:45,
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Hurrah!
Nice to see you back :)
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GatheredCrustacean ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:45,
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hello!
thanks. it's very nice that everyone hasn't forgotten me in my absence :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:54,
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run, bitches!
(nwot, so i'll deposit it here)
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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hahahaha
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:46,
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But.....
don't Bumbles bounce?
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:56,
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heheheheheheh
this is brilliant
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:03,
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hahaha
farking excellent
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:42,
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what a chummy fluffy
thingy
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OneOfSome ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:49,
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Dogs do tend to turn into quite nice looking birds
after a few drinks. Woo!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:55,
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This makes me grin like a fool.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:57,
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Thats really very good
(
Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:00,
archived )
\o/
Yay, that's ace, miss
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:00,
archived )
Hahaha!
Lully!
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:08,
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Oooo
Fine plumage.
(
Tart Monkey ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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Hahaha
Win!
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Sheep! ,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22,
archived )
Snow Elephant-Man
Oh and obligatory snow cock
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:38,
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Where is all this fucking snow?
I've seen chuff all here in Somerset.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:39,
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There's enough to have fun with in Bristol..
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:47,
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\o/
Hands up for Bristol :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:49,
archived )
real photo
monday
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:40,
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my snowman looked very much like a cock during construction. I built a 6ft something tower, then carved out a neck. Looked very phallic. Yes indeed.
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:44,
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I wouldn't like those snowballs hitting me on the chin...
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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Aha, my cock is bigger than yours
(I never honestly thought I'd get to say that!) click to engorge
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useful_idiot ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:49,
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I was gonna make a snow cock after work
Frickin snow had all disappeared by the time I got home
(
TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:28,
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Six Letter Word
Click for bigger (304 kb) This sort of thing seems to happen alot with the new show. I'm beginning to feel that there are some disgruntled employees at Countdown Studios.
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Mikes Soapbox ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:13,
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Logger?
(
FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:14,
archived )
Gigrek?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15,
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I dont do crosswords
but I know what I like
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15,
archived )
Ginger?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15,
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Niggle
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15,
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Logger
next! also: Gringo
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15,
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HAHAHA RACIST BASTARDS NIGGE_
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:16,
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niggel?
edit : doh i speled it wrongd
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:17,
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in?
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fuzzy duck ? maybe. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:16,
archived )
You watch
Countdown on catch-up? Crumbs.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:16,
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yes I can cheat and no one knows but I
Nope I couldn't screencap my tellybox
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Mikes Soapbox ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:19,
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What did the contestants go for, anyway?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:30,
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re
Ginger, Linger, longer, and dictonry corner said niggle.
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Mikes Soapbox ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:34,
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longer
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:17,
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*cheats*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:17,
archived )
Elk goring.
Yikes. Haha, "ogler king".
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:18,
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My favourite is ELK RING GO!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:19,
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Elk in grog.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:21,
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Available from selected delicatessens
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:25,
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holy fuck
an anagram of my name (Liam Deeney) is Ideal Enemy
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SiX and his hat ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:23,
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This has mystical significance, beware ambush by numerologists.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:28,
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My first one is
Adrenalin Owl Sex
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:29,
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Hahaha
what sleaze.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:30,
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Fuck yeah!
*films in slow motion*
(
FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:31,
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and
Wine Lord Anal Sex
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:34,
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/declares nemesis, facebook stalks
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:31,
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i got
Brat By Errors awesome!
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D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap? ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:47,
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Barack?
;)
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:17,
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erring?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:18,
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only one R
silly
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:19,
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I need more than 30 seconds!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:18,
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that's not what mrs mstandot says
:P
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:19,
archived )
Hahahahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:20,
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oh hardy ha ha ha ha
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:21,
archived )
:D
evening stan.
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:22,
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Good ning.
I see you had fun in teh snow, earlier. But don't tell epiphany ( he's a bit bah humbag about it)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:24,
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pirate snowmen do rock!
waiting to see whether i'm off tomorrow (the rest of the family are)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:26,
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I go back tomorrow
after 10 days! I may have to walk to work!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:27,
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i've been in sheffield at snowy time
fun sliding down the hills, no fun trying to climb back up good luck fella
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:28,
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I live at the highest point!
Getting to work shoudln't be a problem. :D
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:30,
archived )
8.2/10
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parttimedogfish ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:22,
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is it
SHIT OFF ?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:19,
archived )
You lose for watching this on catch-up.
Of course, this is a mere footnote on the epic treatise concerning your blinding inability to read the huge, highlighted warning to post such material on /links when making a new thread. In summary, you're rubbish.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:24,
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Ning!
How was your blisteringly early phone interview with the foreigners?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:28,
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Ning Sir :)
Awoke at 6am and was phoned at 7 on the dot. Lovely man from a Korean school asked questions about how my visa application is going. All went very well indeed. Provisional arrival date is now the last week of February but I can leave one week later if the embassy are slow in processing. I hear the Midlands are snowtastic. How're things? :)
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:34,
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Oh splendid, that is excellent news.
You'll be dangerously close to failed, hostile and potentially nuclear state very soon :). Do go to the DMZ, it sounds well interesting. The North Korean guards face each other so if any tries to run off he can be quickly shot. The Midlands are reasonably snowtastic but we didn't grind to a halt like London. At uni humanities closed for the day, but they're all wimpy arty types so that's to be expected. We economists soldiered on. Is the Korean visa process unnecessarily brutal?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:39,
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Ah, classic Humanities.
I think it was last year when half the roof blew off and Library Road had to shut. Good times. My brother lives in South Leam (he's also a second year, doing History) and reported mild disruption but nothing more. South Korea isn't harsh at all, it's got many connections to the West. I think that it's the teaching of children part that requires extra checks. I don't mind at all though, as the boredom of acquiring the endless documents led me to join this site.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:47,
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I am also in South Leam. It really is a small world.
Good to hear the visa's alright, I am told the US visa application form includes the question Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in Genocide? Catches out the terrorists who have planned it all extremely poorly.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:07,
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Hahaha
:)
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:46,
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can someone literally spell it out for me
what am I meant to be seeing?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:24,
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If you're serious...
A certain racial epithet of six letters beginning with 'n' can be formed. How hilarious.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:26,
archived )
Hmm, not quite sloblock is it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:30,
archived )
classic
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1cKMKcHmg me and my chums essentially remade this for GCSE media studies :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Hehe, no.
But like many thread-wastes, it has produced hilarious results. Hope you're well. :)
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:37,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:40,
archived )
Adheres twat.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
archived )
Hahahahahahahaah
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:45,
archived )
Hahahaha YES!
*Glee*
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
archived )
mwah
x
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:45,
archived )
YES!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:06,
archived )
it spells out 50 cent
(or snoop dog)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:26,
archived )
Is this "list black people"?
I don't like this game.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:31,
archived )
well the theory is...
you're meant to be seeing something amusing and/or arty
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:27,
archived )
6 letter word, insult when directed at black folks by white folks, starts with an N,
very popular in America often when associated with pictures of KFC and melons.
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:28,
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yeah, but where's the funny bit?
You can also spell "Girl" which is a great name to call a 4 year old boy as a term of abuse. It's still not a particularly funny screengrab. /look of disdain blog
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:32,
archived )
Ah I see, well, it is practically spelt out without many letters moving,
sp I guess that's the point? Nothing will ever beat when they got Wankers during Whitley's reign tho! :Duk.youtube.com/watch?v=7gBXPUSXGWs
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..wil ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:42,
archived )
or when he wore his tie with countdown written on it
but the microphone was placed over the "o" and the "down" was below the desk. It was a Christmas episode as well I think
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:49,
archived )
niggler
i win
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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:27,
archived )
Anyone do the Radio Times Trackword?
A couple of weeks ago it was 'Litterbug' but for a good half hour all I could find was 'Tubgirl'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:31,
archived )
hahahaah
now that's funny
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:33,
archived )
I hope you and your good lady are bearing up now
May I offer you a manly-type hug? Or even a girly-type one, really...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:37,
archived )
much obliged
yeah, a week on and things are less emotional, still shit and stunned, but our brains are processing things and turning everything in to just good memories
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:42,
archived )
HOW
DOES A SCREEN GRAB GET MORE COMMENTS THAN SOME PICS THAT PEOPLE SPEND TIME ON, PFFFFFFT
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:32,
archived )
This is the way of b3ta.
If quantity of replies is all you're after the best bet is to make a 402kb poorly-done animation offering cheap viagra.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:33,
archived )
Unfortunately, ^this too.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:36,
archived )
^
this
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FIEND ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:37,
archived )
^this.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:34,
archived )
It makes it all the better when you actually produce something decent.
I've spent hours on various things, some of which got no response at all (some would say deservedly). However, following these failures, the responses to my better work made me glee.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:40,
archived )
yes
I truely agree. I wasn't expecting this kind of response but saying so only adds to the thread. Sorry to the photoshopers for any offence caused.
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Mikes Soapbox ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:43,
archived )
hahahaha, Nlggrieok
is Icelandic for goatse.
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:33,
archived )
Nikleg
the limb-stealing fiend.
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:36,
archived )
Linger
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:38,
archived )
Ginger?
(
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:51,
archived )
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