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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You know wha' like, I used to be a student of law and stuff innit!

She really is a moron :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

by moron

do you mean misunderstood genius who'll only be fully appreciated after her death?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

Actually, possibly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

shall we kill her

and find out?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

Yes, yes we should!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

Yes.

Someone, quick, kill her. Then I can appreciate her.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

While she's still warm?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

Those bloody shows.

Patronising nostalgia treating kids like OAPs.

"Do you remember 15 years ago when you were 17? Do you? Wasn't it great? You probably don't remember that well, though, because you've spent much of your adult life bleaching your short-term memory with alcohol and recreational drugs. So here's some mediocre nostalgic soundbites and images for you to stare at for a while as you sit there in a drunken haze, blocking out reality until you return to work on Monday, you fucking useless sack of lard."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

I seem to remember about

5 years ago I saw an I Love the 90s advertised. It had only been 4 fucking years :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

It's pathetic.

"We can't be arsed to be original. Here's some shit you used to like".

FFS.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

32 year olds are kids?

*falls off chair putting big toe in her mouth*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

Have you met any 32 year olds recently?

Yes. Yes they are.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

Yes, one of my best mates was 32 a couple of weeks ago.

We had trifle.

Ah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

I will be 32 in June.

I'm strangely looking forward to it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

well, if that's the case... *spends savings on a ton of Lego*

(not that I've hit 30 yet)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)

5 and just over a half years till I do.

I'm a quarter of a century this year. Yikes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

Just under two years left. Then I have to grow up.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

NEVER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

Do you wanna buy mine?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

I still have all mine from when I was small, somewhere... I even have the old technic test car still built

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

Lego Technic is shit.

FACT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

MAX HEADROOM!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

is it presented by Jimmy Carr?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

Didn't actually need to shop much...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Yeah!

This is fantastic!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

ha ha nawty person

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Nuke it from orbit

it's the only way to be sure

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

it's game over, man, GAME OVER!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

'She's old, but she'll hold'

Paxtonism from my new favourite (and astonishingly inaccurate) war film.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

haha, I read that as "astonishingly accurate" and nearly fell off my chair

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

U-571?

I quite wnjoyed it, despite the typical Yank "we won everything in the war" spin.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

I've never been more involved in a film

I spent a lot of the last half an hour hiding behind my partner whilst screaming 'NO! 200 METRES! PULL UP! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!' etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

I love submarines, ever since I went to the museum in Gosport as a lad.

My triumph was boarding HMS Vengeance

_{to sample the bilge water.}

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)

as in taste?

Bleurgh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

As in collect samples

to test for PCP, and by that I mean pentachlorophenol, and not angel dust.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

Heh. I bet it was full of the other PCP.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

hey, you'd all be speaking GERMAN now

or something like that.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

fucking lovely stuff, Babs.

Click. Have another:

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Eeek a zombie!

*hides*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

Don't be silly

according to my schoolmates down here in ToryTown, she's 'the first spice girl', 'the most inspiring woman ever' and 'someone for us girls to look up to'.

I despair of the stupid bitches I grew up around.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

*sheds in the face*

you know I love that don't you - it's one of the best pics of Lady T

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

:D cheers sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

I still love this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

makes it all worthwhile :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)

ha ha ha

I imagine the most telling sign would be Vaggy firing right in about her

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

pfffft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

brill, can be long now

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

hahahahahhahah! awesomeness :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

As someone who has had a stroke I find this deeply

Woo ;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

*Fellow stroke survivor 5s*

I think those adverts are great actually and about bloody time too! I wish they'd show it happening to some younger people though to dispel the myth that it's only fat old dears that have them

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)

I'm so glad everything's different now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

Brilliant

*Sends around the interwebs*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

clicked

it is woo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

Hahahaha...

Congrats on the FP old son, have another *click*

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

OOh FP! :)

*thanks everyone*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)

Awesome!

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

pfffff

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vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)

ffff

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vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

fffftttt

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vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)

*calls 999*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)

thanks

but don't worry, it's not a stroke, it's just terrible flatulence
x-(

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vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hmmmm

*Looks down at you bunch of student commies with disdain*

Greatest PM you will ever see....

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Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

Outstanding

Utterly lovely.

Too many Young'Uns don't realise how totally shite life was when she was PM. Doom was writ large - financial, social, Nuclear...

(Still, I s'pose we got Joy Division out of it so it wasn't all bad...)

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Dunks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

Well I think they're feeling the brunt of it still..

They just don't realise it, and think it'd be better if Noel Gallagher was prime minister or if we could all go 500mph on the roads.

(LokiMD, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha

clickty.

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moogy boobles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)

"Moon Man & Space Horse" makes a welcome return to our screens...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

ack

teh sansssss

haha what a guy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Seamy goodness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

Kwality horseh!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

They are a lot tougher to make than they look aren't they :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

But you make it seam so easy.

Edit: And your compression is a work of art in itself.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

You knows it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

*mounts*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

BEWARE

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Well it's about time.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Hehehe

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

agendalols

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

Wow.

There's a lot of win in here *shakes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

thanks miss

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

:D OH. HELL. YES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'd like to buy it on a tshirt.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

*lays one on the floor and gets gun out*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

*scuttles towards*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

BANG

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

*DEAD FOREVER*

NO ONE IS SAD. EVERYONE MISSES SAM. A MILLION PEOPLE GO TO HIS FUNERAL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I'm sad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

My funeral will be a piss up. Smiles all around. People will mourn once their hangovers have subsided.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

I won't be drunk.

I'll probably be in prison though. I want James Spader for the defence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

"... if the coppers come around just tell them, the party's mine-ine boys..."

www.last.fm/music/Jake+Thackray/_/The+Last+Will+and+Testament+of+Jake+Thackray

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

fine

but I'm giving you gems here.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

who do you think you are?

you're no Jo Wiley

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm constantly looking for new music

... by blokes who have been dead 8 years.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

Mine won't.

I want sobbing, crying, wailing, anguish. Sack cloth and ashes. I want black. I want suicide.

Luckily, however, I have an agreement.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

Biggest. Mexican. Wave. Ever.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

*gets confused with timing and is shunned by all other wavers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

the wavers guild is a harsh mistress

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

Don't give me elder scrolls flashbacks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

arg..

now I'm imagining walking around...

constantly

a lot

in fields

and hills

a lot

ARG IT'S A HUGE DISEASED CHICKEN

then walk about a bit more

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

I missed all the hat business at the weekend so thought I'd contribute.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I saw the top of that load and was ready to post my tinfoil hat for him :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

excellent

that was my aim :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Well you have done a fine fine job then :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

cheers lad

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

bwahaha

nice sheep

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

it's not a sheep it's a peeple

WAKE UP

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

haha

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Shada, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

The Goat?

/links

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

You clearly missed catnipppps shenanigans this weekend :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

hahah

just searched him. He really let it all hang out huh?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

If we do have the challenge "Make a pic in the style of another b3tan"

this would win.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

heh

although I would call the challenge "Use the Warp, Selective Sharpen and Gaussian Blur tools a lot"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Yes!

Bags me as Doctor Dyslexia - the only person I stand a chance of copying successfully.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm going to do things in the style of the Rev.

Oh hang on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

As long as I don't get lumbered with Toast, TGA or Monkeon I'm happy.

I can't afford the hummus bill. Even for a week.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

I'm sleepy I want to sleep on money... I'll try not to piss the bed :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

I don't know what's going on

but the colours are nice, I like those

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

I don't know about art

but I DO know about laminate floorings... and here at Crazy UnderCover's Laminate Flooring Warehouse and Savings Emporium you'll think we've gone **CrAzY** because we've all be put on lithium and spend almost every day sedated in a Multi-sensory Room... if only I could remember how to spell snoezelen

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Got a knife, stab you in the face, buy a shed off me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

I shed you in the face

BUY MY KNIFE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha!

ATTENTIONTODETAILOLZ

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha nicely done, sir!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

thanks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

yippee!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

Absolutely ace

Wow

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

cheers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

tutorial?

/ace :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

cheers.

yes, here is the tutorial.

1. Quickly cut out images from sources, no need to be neat.
2. Arrange images and warp them into shape.
3. Use the Selective Sharpen Tool to give the "painted" effect. Gaussian blur to get rid of sharp edges.
4. Pass it off as a piece of art that one should be paid for.
5. Change the whole world's opinions.
6. Eat lunch.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

yes! :D

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)

ETC

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Erwin Schrödinger.

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

For confusing generations of quantum physicists (even more than they were already), we salute you.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

That's very nice.

Quantum physics? Gotta have my orange juice, gotta have my orange juice, GOTTA HAVE MY ORANGE JUICE, GOTTAHAVEMYORANGEJUICE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

I like this. +10.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

YES. Coming soon:

Shroedinger's Million Monkeys.

Pavlov's Cats.

Plato's Duck-Billed Platypi.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Einstein's Gerbil of Relativity

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

Fantastisch

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fuscous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

It's not confusing if you realise what the thought experiment was SUPPOSED to show,

and what it DOES show, rather than what people seem to think it means (which is wrong).

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

What does it mean

if you haven't thought about it?

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fuscous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

but surely that means it's worked

as people are simultaneously wrong and right about it?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

Well, it does seem to be against logic that a cat can exist in two states

both living and dead until the situation is resolved by observation. Microcosmic physics seems very weird when applied to macrocosmic scale.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Yay Erwin!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

So this Buddhist monk meets Schrodinger's cat.

He asks: 'Are you alive or dead?'

The cat replies: 'Mu.'

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George Spiggott, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Obscure-badum-tish

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

hehehe

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

This is my recording studio.

I may do the rack mount stuff next.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

woooo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

nicely

I hope they're faders of flyingness?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

nah

they're darth faders

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

...

/lead balloon

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

What's the desk?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Mackie 32ch

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Can't go wrong with a machie.

Running Pro Tools?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

Cubase FTW!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Logic Pro 8

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

arf

that told me.. PC or Mac?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

I like logic

The GM is great, runs well with Logic as well.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

ah nice

only got the 16 track version meself

Soundcard?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

The thing you put your pencils on:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Needs more green haze of marijuana smoke.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

How much EL wire did that require?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

twelfty

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Spanish wire?

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

haha!

The Three Amigos..., ¡Earth!, ¡Live! and ¡Neutral!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

I know someone that would make the inside of his pants sticky if he saw that.

All I can think is 'I'd be in trouble if I so much as looked at it'.

We shall be recording again tonight, but on nothing so whizzy as that. 8 track and lots of mikes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

We do very special rates for b3tans

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

I shall most definitely keep that in mind, senor.

Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

*vimto yays*

I watched all of that series on iPlayer and then this complete twonk decided to tell me 'as a joke' what the drink of Britain was!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Irn Bru, obviously

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

it was tea actually:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

Come on though,

you can't say that you hadn't guessed that was gonna be the conclusion from the word go :)

It is the british drink! I have never been anywhere in the world where I can easily get a decent cuppa!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I took a swig of Vimto concentrate the other day thinking it was the fizzy stuff.

I nearly came.

Woot.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Oz Clarke is a bit of a dick.

I saw that one where they were serving behind the bar, and when someone first asked him for a pint, he started drinking it so he could tell them what it was like.

James May wishes he was Stephen Fry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

James May's a bit foxy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

I know you love him in a sexy way

But he does wish he was Stephen Fry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

I think all men do, a bit.

If they don't they should.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

^ this

but without the manlove

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

I wish I was Stephen Fry

except my age, and a version of Stephen Fry who likes all teh sex with girls.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

He's shagged ladies, back when he was young and beautiful.

Lucky ladies, I say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

^see

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

"oh, hello"

He's a ladies man, for sure.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Don't ask me to explain it

he's just a bit nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Great taste in Nichole Fahri, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

:D shirts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Oh yes. Yes indeed...

*owns three of the same*

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

I've seen a billion shirts I want to buy you.

at some point I need to get your measurements so I can have them on me just in case.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Go with 'Spare Tyre' size and you'd be close enough

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Harrumph.

Speaking as a woman who's chucked her arms around you more than once, NO.

I could guess, but I'm no good at guessing boy measurements.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

You do a mean 'Harrumph' my dear Cap,

You're too kind as well. I think it's a 16-16.5 collar, but I dare not get anything too 'tailored', as that extenuates the mid-riff area - and that's really not a good thing, trust me.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

*notes down*

I just wear very tight belts. I look like sausages, but meh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!

You svelte young temptress, you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

:D this mutual massaging is very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

You're both gorgeous people.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

:D awww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Oz Clarke plays a bank robber in Superman The Movie

TRUEFAX!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

*purple tongues*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

they'll try and take you into custardy

Click for bigger (238 kb)

(doinkard, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

woooot SPOOOON!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

yays!

You yam Arthur:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Spoons!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

I still have Spawn No1 somewhere.

I've got most of the original Image comics first editions.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

I wuw spawn

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Me too

I was very disappointed to learn I won't be able to retire on the amount I could sell them for :-/

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Even rappers are feeling it

(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

*invokes a flock of seamhorses*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

\o/

*Applauds Wildly*

Outstanding Work!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

Trumpetah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

I'm sending my seam horse to the glue factory as it just doesn't measure up any longer...

*sob*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Oh my lord

this really is quite special

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

Will a horsey car thief do...? I can't find my seamhorses...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Just for variety

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Hey

Where'd you get that pic of my kitchen?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

tag it

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gravytrain, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Jay Z is so rich he doesn't

wash his pots, he just buys new ones every day. 100%FACT

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

"FORK IT!!!"

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

You wait ages, and then...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

hahaha

They yam hoooj!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

That's so cute!

And nicely done, as we'd expect.
Have a click-woo-dingding-tickets-please.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Speciesist.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

You say that.

But so is MOTHER NATURE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

I blame that Darwin chap

Sailing around like he owns the place, saying blahblah this species is more worthy of survival just because it has nicer plumage or sharper claws or can hide behind rocks better.
Who does he think he is?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Exactly.

It's obvious it's just the work of a god who's on some goooooooood gear.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Tiny routemasters!

Yay!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

top work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

You!

*flashes*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

*Misses the Routemaster*

Great Stuff,sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

brill

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

hahahaha......that's ace......and they run regularly:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

*Insert Piano music*

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

*tickles the ivories*

woo

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

perv

EDIT: I finally got to ride in my boss's newish car. Talk about needlessly post; the seat react when you turn corners by raising the opposite side to which you're turning so you don't end up leaning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

prude

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Closing the doors tends to help in moving vehicles, I've found.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

You're just no fun anymore!

Bastard can't afford to give me a pay rise but can afford over 100 grand on a sodding car!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Boss Law #6

'You can all fuck off, I'll do what I like'

Not an unfamiliar concept....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

I can't wait until I'm in that position.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

hehe...

I'm not like that, though*

*Not all of the time, anyhow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

You need a PA.

I'll let you consider that again while I go out for a cigarette. You do though. A ginger one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

two of them

a curly haired one as well

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'd hire you purely so you could judge people for me.

Really look down your nose a tthem, then sigh and flounce out. That'd be excellent.

I really am going out now. Be here when I come back please, Om Pom Pom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

i've got to pop to the shops for veg and a paint brush. i'll be back in an hour

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

Strange...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

*flicks hair*

Pick me, Paul!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Ok, you're both hired.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

*snorts* *rolls around*

I'm a great worker. I pull a mean pint.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9251874

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Yaaaaaay!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

What you need is

Pics of him in a compromising position.

Rohypnol can help you with this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

I have better than that.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

a four pack of super tennets?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

No but I do have a 30 pack of crap tenants

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

haha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

Drawings don't count.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

I was shouted at by my mum for opening the door on the motorway

which is unfair as if I hadn't I'd have set fire to the car.

*best passenger ever*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

I'm so glad I don't drive anymore...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

The wife shall be learning soon

I will once again take my rightful post of 'Stereo Operator'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Awwww, bless you, lovely....

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

I'm good at stereos, I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

"Ambience Enhancement Manager"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

That's the boy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

I've never even had a lesson.

I'm designated drinker.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

*click*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

I remember when I was a little riverghost (yes there actually was a time like that)

And my dad used to amaze me and my sister by taking his hands off the wheel when going down the motorway. We thought that if you did the car would stop and it wouldn't, obviously.
In hind site maybe child safety may be a little more important than child giggling and ending up in a fatal car crash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Maybe he had it with his knees

I know a person who drives with his knees, but makes it all alright by saying 'yeah, but only when I'm skinning up'.

*rubs face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Naaa driving with his knees was his other trick:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Very good indeed, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Mornin JP!

You well sir? Loved you robot/scorpion thingymijig :D

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Hullo, Sir!

Very well, thanks - and thank you, I replied a little late, I didn't see your post initially.
Anyhow, hope you are all of the good, I'm in severe need of coffee, can I get you anything from Pret?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

A Guiness shandy please...

...they do those don't they? I'm not too bad thankee sir!

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Ah, the silent comedian most famous for smashing up organic molecules

Buster Ketone.
(Have an apologetic, nice-pic woo)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

hahha, ooh, that is a slice of excellence, right there!

top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Silly Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Seams.... like a viable programme idea

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

please make the text

a bit smaller. i can still see some letters!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

haha

is the answer d: An elephant

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

wow

that poor woman :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

she deserves all she gets from that level of stupidity

she must have got through Fastest Finger First by simply having the DTs and hitting the buttons randomly

EDIT: bollocks apparently: www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp - fucking internet!!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

mindpiss! I was about to post this

www.hoax-slayer.com/elephant-moon-quiz-question.shtml

next thing you know, we'll believe that Mercury is poisoning our children.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Pfft

thats thilly, how can a planet poisen children?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha

5.1/4" floppies. Actually these days I could just go hahaha floppies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

That's what your <generic female relative> said

Wait, no, she didn't...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

actually, I was working at a manufacturer about 10 years ago

A person from another plant in Germany was visiting our plant in the USA, he needed to transfer some files to another PC and was asking for a 'stiffy' -- must have been a way to differentiate from the floppy, but he didn't realize what it would translate to in slang

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

And meanwhile, the American staff were all sitting on their fannies

and commenting how the spirited German chap was full of spunk?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

indeed, arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

i dont geddit :P

b3ta.com/board/9251773

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

I still have a (working) computer that runs 3.11!

It's an ancient laptop that I don't have the heart to dispose of...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

I have the same, but on a dell Pentium II PC :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Pentium II?

you were lucky! etc

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new_matt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

hahaha 3.11!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

The fact that Estate Agents are bottom of the list

Proves the requirement to *click*

/fucking Foxtons blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

do they still drive round in those cunty little cars?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

They do indeed.

At least it makes them a clearer target for the Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

2 Foxtons Agents were Killed in an IED Attack yesterday

A Police spokesman was quoted as saying "That they really should use better camouflage"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Rather than shooting Brazilian Electricians for no good reason, eh?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

I work in an estate agents

Only part time mind you to fund uni. I hate most of the lying, shiny suited, fat tie knotted idiots who work for the company.

Have a click.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

I was in no way tarring you with the same brush.

Long may you hold them in contempt, it shows your quality, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Thank you!

At least when I do come to buy a house I know what to expect of them!

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

its either woo or yay

can I phone a friend?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

can I get a whip round from the audience, please Chris?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

I like the way Woolworths is above Estate Agent ;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

What a strange hierarchy!

I've worked for Rolls Royce (sorta kinda) and I definitely wouldn't want to be a Footballer

Edit: I do want a job though. Yes please.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

who wants to use a question mark?

I'm in a right Grammar-Nazi mood today.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

punctuation

not grammar, dear

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

haha

Pwnd indeed

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Ooo kinda challenging

Given that Kristy Swanson played Buffy in the original movie...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

trampallulliah!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

*winks*

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

"hey sexy"

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

I am so very, very hungry.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

WOO!

Good effort, Sir!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

I think I saw something moving in there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

that looks great :)

*hungers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Sorry you've not received the discs yet

But in the meantime I've aquired some things you may like.

Bumper Pack soon :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

*awaits with glee*

hope you're well fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

Bumpers?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

I feel left out with all this b3ta disc swappings

I LIKE DEEVEEDEES TOO!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

there's always this to get you started:

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/18755
It was great last year, and due props to Bluestar for organising it this year

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

That sounds great :D

*Signs up*

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I got some cracking 'choons' last year from some great b3tans

sadly, 5 unlucky sods got a cd from me which featured Shatner's cover of 'common people'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Wait until you receive my discs....

Crap Ahoy!

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Mmmmmm

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahahahaha

for hilarious situations involving tramps and other human detritus!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Oh hai poplier tramp!

My boss was telling me about how his missus was out the other night, so he came home, had a bit of a drink, and thoroughly enjoyed a good sing-song to himself around the house.

EDIT: PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNNERSTAN MY ART! *sobs*

Well - some do, but the prolitariat don't. Blummin scum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

I quite like that pic!

Gives you an air of a lurker, silently watching from the shadows... the fleeting glimpse of the solitary figure at the window, the mysterious stranger who only appears at plot-crucial moments for unknown reasons...
Maybe even a ghosty!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Shits

Put it on Youtube, you'll get some decent critique there ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

Yeah

Youtube commenters are almost on a par with IMDB forum posters in their intellect and insightful comments.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha

You mean:

omf wtf u suck!!!!1!! lol LOOSER!

Etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

haha

live from the back of a bus station

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

is that a tin whistle?

*clicks*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yarrrr hooligan

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

hahahahahahhahahah! Saturday morning cartoon fodder: "Pirate-Babies of the Caribbean"

(and now I have the Muppet babies theme stuck in my mind)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

god, this could happen

be afraid

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

This.

"Young Captain Jack Sparrow"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

speaking of which....

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

hahaha, I saw that... I could really see that happening...

*shudders*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

there's a computer game coming out.

i'm so displeased by that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

ah, the one that's out on PSN and XBLA... Apparently it's not that good.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Silly MAIOF!

You are 6 months and 10 days early!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

goddamn

i forgot to rewind my clock again :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Arrrrr Feyenoord *sigh*

I hate footy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

I hate children

and parrots

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

you love hooks though..

admit it.

you love. hooks.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

yar 'tis true

/pirate fetish

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

Enjoy your viral

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely done!

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Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Wahey! It's popular parrot!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

nice

2/5 of my sources :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

YAARRRRRR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

Pffft

*waits for it to load*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

*gives XLVII his load*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Iamgine trying to load Windows from Cassette tape

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ungoatsed! That was fun.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'll take one from the top and any other five please Carol.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Babby

Nicely done!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

It's the worst std available....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

I hear ProfUndercover has a Turtwig he'd like to trade.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Golly, are there really 100?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

All babies should be reversibly sterilised* at birth

And then people pass parenting tests when they come of age, taking into account their work history, wage and means.

If they pass, they can breed.

BANG - and unwanted pregnancies are gone!

Vote Vagabond - or I'll come 'round and kill you.

*Using SCIENCE

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

But then if civilisation collapses we'll all die out

because we won't be able to un-science the sterilisation.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

I see no drawback to this

Humans have had a chance, they've messed up. Give the ants and axolotls a turn.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

I dunno, sounds like fun starting all over again with fire and spears.

Maybe we'd get it right the second time around.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

I think it was Larry Niven that proposed this:

Put contraceptives in the water supply. No problems with passing a test, you just need sufficient willpower to drink nothing but bottled water for a month to flush out the stuff.

In his SF novels, he had a slightly different system with contraceptive injections, and a license system.

Birthright lotteries FTW!

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

Haha you too late! I done breeded already.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

*notes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Reminds me of what that leviathon of the airwaves

James Stannage used to preach. Go for it.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I was with a mate drinking 'round his the other day

And we came to the conclusion that Hitler and Stalin were simply not ambitious enough.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

ghengis khan - he was

reckoned to be genetically linked to 1 in 32 people

he must have shagged for mongolia. what a star

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boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

It's pretty easy to get laid when you've got a knife and they haven't.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Pfft

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Chat-up line of the week, 4th April 2006:

"Get your coat, love - I've got a knife."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

*writes down*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

'notes for future reference'

when not getting any action

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boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

pffft

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Got, got, got, need, got, need, got, got

Wanna swap?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

ha ha CHLAMMY I CHOOOOOSE YOU!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Hahahaha what?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

Genius!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I'm having one of those moments

You know... "I shouldn't be laughing this much over something so simple." One of those.

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

Male STD trainers;

Always have the balls to catch em'

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Arf!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

And their "monster" is also super-effective.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

my pary are with the father

aidsy! :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I am truley sorry for your lots

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)

hahaha oh noes! Not #63!

#27 ain't nice either!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

haha

reallols at babby

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

hee hee hee

*click*

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

I did this for my A Level Media Studies :D

Great minds and all that :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Awesome!

I had a feeling it would have bindun and much better.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

It was great fun :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Do you still have your version?

If so, post it!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

It may be up in the loft with all of my old school stuff.

I will see if I can get it down this week :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

I shall collect them all

where do I subscribe to

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boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

AIDSEY uses REPLICATION.

AIDSEY's evasion goes up.

hehehe, woo, sah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

Oh very well done.

:-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Thank you.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

aww, me Thor and Bobs ran an image challenge on this years back

they is all of the cute, can't remember how may we did

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

How is babby formed?

How girl get pragnent?

(vladk2k, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

they need to do way instain mother

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)

Doctor used abortion

It's super effective.

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spaceage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

STDs for sale

www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/main/venereals/

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dunk3d, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)

Haha, I'd heard of Giant Microbes but didn't realise they made STD versions.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)

thanks a fucking bunch

thank christ for adblock you exceedingly bold person

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

I am so desensitised to Goatse

that I didn't notice anything was wrong with the front page for quite some time.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

Twat.

That is all.

(AMadDayYes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

No, it's a bumhole.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)

You are a stunning human being.

I love you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Haha

It's now a ticking clock surely...

(Senseless, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Being a cunt:

(probably) your B3ta membership.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

what the fucking fuck?

and why?

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)

Because I would probably never have got the opportunity again.

And the original image wasn't really fp-worthy, so I don't feel I lost anything.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)

great smashing super

jokes over. har har now fix it

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

I fixed it a while ago

the old image must still be in your cache.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)

That was fun.

Well done!

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Ryan T Who are the brain police?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)

You managed to goatse...

...my RSS reader also. I sat there looking at in confusion for at least 3 seconds wondering what was different about it!

Assumed you'd hotlinked someone else's image until I read this.

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faintpraise, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)

Eeeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Waits for doors to open...

Edit: Smashing BTW :D

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha!

Someone pressed your lift's button...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

whahahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Arf!

I love this!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

www.pown.it/428

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

This is madness...

This is discrimination.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

I waited and waited and waited:P

Also I think someone at my sorting office is a b3tards. The return address was put as the send one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

hahaha

I don't get it ;)

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Neither did the addressee...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

No but

That's the point!

/doesn't get it blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

RIS?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

By Air Mail?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

We say that all the time on here!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Unlike overseas orders from Men's Wigs n' Toupees Ltd.

which are sent by Hair Male.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

And rabbits?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

good afternoon you lovely sh3eple

is there anyone missing? did the oddly conspicuous men in well tailored black suits abduct any of us in the night?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

that's all, folks...

larger than the moon size (1.4MB) .

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

woo yay hoopla

Ningles sir. How are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

'nings, or indeed 'noons, sir.

I'm up to my neck in Telecoms today. Not a pleasant experience.
Yourself?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

yeah

about to get lunch and then clock off the board for the rest of the day I think... report to write (sux)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

you may have a well deserved WOO and click, you ridiculously talented sod, you

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Blooming heck, that's great!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Thanks, Mr Mole!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

Yowzer.

Stop being so good. You're not too old to go over my knee you know, young scamp.

*hug* how's it going, lovely? :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

*hugs*

Thanks, pickle :)

Extraordinarily busy today, sadly - but I'm in the 'zone' as I believe it to be called.
Which is good. And you, are you well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Still the same thing as last week? Oh, you poor love.

I'm alright- this week's going to be a shedload of poobiscuits, but I'm just going to get on with it and then it'll be over soon. That's the plan, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Oh, this is a whole new circle of hell.

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but it's nice to be proved wrong so consistently.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

*rubs shoulders* eeeeasy, love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Thanks, lovely.

*is soothed*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Good Lord that's fab...

That's a *click* and a WOO sir :D

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Whoa - Missed you there, sir...

Thank you!

Are ye well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

I thought you'd missed me..

...Great thank you sir, yourself?

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Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

cor

that's a bit fresh

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

a fresh kind of madness

after ning Sir

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

'noon Esquire

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

It is a bit nippy out there, yes indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

Windy as hell up here.

I say up as in straight up, not as in Leeds or anything. Being on top of a hill in the wind is no good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

You're ace, Pease.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

And you're very lovely for saying so.

And I'm really sorry for being such a dick the other day. *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Not at all, spaceman.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

You've got Babylon Zoo in my head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

I have Alessandro Stefana in mine. I love free sampler CDs.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

I *had* MIA.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

eeeew :)

I just got POST. 4 x Pavement 2CD reissues! Fuck yeah.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

I like MIA.

You have more money than I do. This isn't fair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

It came to 35squidleeps.

Which, I figured, was good value for 8CDs.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

That's not bad

but still. I wish I had £35 to spend on CDs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Oh it's okay, I wont be able to buy food this week. I made my decision.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Well done there, soldier. Top prioritising.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

So if a hungry, long-haired guy wearing a checked shirt knocks on your door tonight begging for food...

...

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

I shall be at band practice

but if he waits on the doorstep I'll feed him when I get in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

He doesn't eat much and will giggle on command.

I WANT MP3s, WOWFAE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

SO DO I

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Nice

You're in for a real treat :)

(moltenretriever, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

This was found of the Donner party :(

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

I'd love to say that I know what that means,

but I would be telling untruths if I did.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

...something about polys and games...

You really ought to team up with cr3's monster computer and do some high speed rendering challenges...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Oh goodness, he's way beyond me.

I would not presume.

*blushes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

But really...

www.b3ta.com/links/Samsung_gave_me_24_ultra_fast_SSDs_to_play_with

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Jesus H Christ!!!!

That machine!

*faints*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

It'd rattle off one of your little doodles in a heartbeat...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

I know.....!

*covets*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

bigger is better

by the way, is that green custard?

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Mandleson Brand, yes indeed!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

Man, how do you do these?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

It's a few different 3D packages, model building in one, some extra objects in the second

and them assembly in the 3rd, and render out from there. Takes a bit of time, but it's fun to muck with.

Here's a riff on something I was messing with last week, it's big, so mind out:

1.6MB

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

I tried Lightwave once.

After three hours pissing about with it I felt like someone had pulled out my brain, shallow fried it in petrol and then punched it back into my head through one of my ears.

Two dimensions is enough for me. In fact, a lot of my work struggless to make it to two.

Nice explosurage, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

I couldn't agree more about Lightwave,

I know it does some awesome things, but it's a real battle to get to grips with it.
I've sort of got to the bumpers of what I'd like to do, so tinkering is very much the order of the day.

And a good way to prevent my carpal tunnel syndrome getting any worse.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Had this in my nogin for a couple of days after seeing one of those 'not available in the shops' adverts.

And I had so much I was meant to be doing today too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Fast delivery and a great item A++++ would deal with again.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

mwreeeeeeeeee-nooooor-beeedrrrrrrrrrrrrr-SQUIQUIQUISDCHCCHCHCHC-neeeerrrrrrrmeep-brrrr

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgqEIp2YmtE

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Someone tell me what this is, please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

i love horses

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Monkey Dust - The internet is expanding!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

Monkey Dust was win :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

Sweeeeenk-sqwarrkkkkkkk-swink-sqreeeeeeeekkkk was always my favourite.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

I always rather liked

EEEEEEEEEEEEE EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE EEEEE ooooooooooooo EEEEE ooooooooooooo EEEEEE skrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkr.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

hahahah, would that be a good ol' US Robotics modem?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

it would be:)

It's always annoys my techie side when you see shops selling broadband modems. Ther's no such thing. A modem is a modulator/demodulator basically it converted digital signals to analog and back.
Braodband is a digital line anyway so a modem isn't needed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Depends if your phone line is ISDN.

A majority wont be, and will still be analogue.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Broadband is a of asynchronous DSL,

ISDN isn't really broadband

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Sure, but it's still a digital line. And my point that a majority of houses will have an anologue phone line still stands.

:D :D :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

No they have coaxel wiring.

You're confusing that with being nondigital and fibreop being the option for a digital line.

Coax can be digital. A digital signal is just the presance and absence of a property, be it light or electrical enery.
ISDN, I believe, counds as a polyband not a broadband.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Lies!

Broadband is intarweb tubes!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

You don't have a techie side

you just fake it using an elaborate web of hoaxes involving Ask Jeeves, Wikipedia simple and an adapted head dobber.

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a broadband head dobber

suitable for multiple simultaneous dobbing

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahah, that sort of thing bugs me too...

a few weeks ago, someone at work was trying to be smart and asked me to save something for her in "PDF format". That really bugged me.

/geekblog

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

Hahaha, neeeerd!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

Actually...

I'm not certain about cable (the service may be entirely digital), however ADSL works over existing analogue lines, so must use a modem.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

As I explained above coax can sent a digital signal as it is an electronical conduit. Power on=1 power off=0.
Fibre op is faster admittedly but speed is not something were debated atm.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Once someone was using the phone while I was using a modem and their voice was coming through the modem

Im still not certain that this is even possible

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

they were clearly a level 7 technomage

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

or you are

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Im more about melee dps

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

I'd heard that about you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

I LOVE MY BRICK

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

It's tradition of the first week of uni (maybe a bit more than a week)

that members of st. andrews college carry a house brick, which they have to introduce to people and so on.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

haha

*orders*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

It's probably from Sounds Direct if it's from that era:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

bet i bet her norks are fantastic

not many bookies would take that one ;)

/twat blog

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

128 board!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

i remember...

...tapping your head to the rhythm of the dial tone

those were the days

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Youngun's today don't know their born!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

After a while all those coffee coloured babies start to look alike.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Well if you will leave the mugs so close to the edge of your desk...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

You tell me an easier way to teach them about hot things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hahah, nicely sir

I used to love that sound, but it's bitter sweet as often I'd be listening to it most when expecting a certain email, I'd be signing in and out all night checking for it.

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*huuuuuuuug*

Hello lovely lady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hello sexy lady, be you well?

I'm lining up the interviews now (well, just over a weeks worth anyway, it will slow down again after this week) and got a call this morning from someone trying to convince ME I'd be perfect for the job, makes a nice change ;)

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Oooh, that sounds promising!

Good luck, lovely. You deserve a damn good one after everything you've been through.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

*hugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

aaaaaaahhhh that noise takes me back.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

My friend Holly's modem used to say 'DIE' about half way though connection.

Trufax.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

hah!

bindun ;)
www.b3ta.com/links/283659

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

in a completely unrelated way in style and subject:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

If you play it down the phone line

it sends seedy emails to your Terry Waite.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

If we're talking about sampling dial-up

I quite like this little effort: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcm90F9T-N4

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

needs more old school!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Haha, you star.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

You are in super rare mode today :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

that looks like a fun sport

*despairs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

Goody bashing?

It's very popular round these parts.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

well - let me tell YOU

the book club I attend sometimes has some *very* heated debates! Oh yes...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Now then, now then...

*chews cigar*
:)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha

What the dickens

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

clifford was on itv's this morning....this morning

filling fern and philip in,fucking mug.this morning is like a fucking follow up show for itv's reality shows,shite.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

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