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Bring out the holy cdc of joy!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

despite the cdc-ness

That's rather ace, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

the god of tuesday must be honored

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Well, best of luck with that, then...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

ooh shapes.

Lovely.

One last time because I rather liked this.

Click for bigger (359 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

yays

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

it's... STARING at me.......

awesome, Pasa!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

I like the bleeding eyes

and the cockarrows

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

National flag of Cockgravia?

..It's a penisula!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Heheh

mindpiss....but you wouldn't notice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Haha is dat de vlag van Lulgarije?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

LALALALA LEVE DE LUuuuuLOL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Very nice

It's the CDC stop!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Wow

I remember that

But I also remember extreme disappointment at, I think, all stops but the cuckoo.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Rosie the magical roundabout

was particularly shit

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Wait around all day

and two come at once

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Joliet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

BA BA-LA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAA!

I'm back!

Nice cock

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Joliet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

thanks

true size ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

TOP TIP:

Smash your genitals in a door and they'll grow to twice the size!

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Joliet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

THEY JUST TORE OFF YOU BASTARD

WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO NOW. FUCK.

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Well, you're certainly not going to fuck any more

Have you ever considered being a Eunuch?

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Joliet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I see only the redex of doom

Ooh there it is!
Pretty, very pretty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

weighty matters

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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

*doesn't use*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

TOAA

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Not even if they're really ugly?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

it would save my life

if i tied myself to it during a tornado
/pedantic idiot

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Yore awl whey

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

your cfb isn't doing it's thing.

Nice pic though, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Really?

Seems to work OK for me.

Cheers!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Oh, it's stopped!!

;P

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

What's stopped?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Precipitation

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

What precipitation?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

The light through the windows on that is lovely!

Kind of reminds me of something I made a (scarily) long time ago...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

...I got the light wrong, pretty much down to making it up as I went along/not knowing how to use Photoshop that well, but I still like it :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Ooooo!

That's reet nice that is!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

still

Love the cigarette action. For some reason, I keep seeing him in a lighthouse.

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

creeeepppy! top stuff!

is that building subsiding, or were you? :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Yes!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

ooh

Nice angle. Is the building a facade, or has the roof caved in? Either way, very suggestive of this strange world.

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Correct me if I'm wrong ...

... Is that somewhere round Slater Street in Liddypool?

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

One for Mstandot.

Yes, Lacist.....

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

that's Captain Mainwaring

also - that girl has no mouth. How does she eat cayke?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

osmosis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

sounds messy

messy fun!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

SPLOSH!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

anally

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

"I can't eat this cake.. this fork is totally wrong..."

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

I cloned it out by mistake.

I usually put the line where her mouth should be.

or..alternative answer..

A girl with no mouth??
Silence is better then blowjobs!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNESGut1Jo4

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Dearo dear.

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

I know, I know.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Well it looks like i night be joining you during the day soon.

See you laters

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Sup dude?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Casual racism threadrush!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

thrush ?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

oh good lordy...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

RACISM CAUSES CANCER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

someone should of told jade

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Yes, they should have ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahahahaha! ssspppaaannngggg!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

That's bloody top, that is!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

I just hope my embassy remains intact

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Your embassy is safe in our hands.

Damn sight safer than the US one here in town tomorrow, that is.
har har....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

oh shitty hell.. that's all kicking off tomorrow, isn't it?

travel tomorrow is going to be fun....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Leave lace alone!!!:O

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

*plane noises*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Ah, t'was bindun then

My mate used to say that it was a bit Pearl Harbour out there.
I never understood what he was on about until years later.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

My paltry effort from a while back...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

I can't make that out at all :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

That's why it fails :(

it's the wood chipper scene from Fargo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Squat!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

awww!

/cue Dances with Rabbits...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

I DEMAND THESE BE BRED IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE(TM)!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Bred for food, or cuddles?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

for hunting

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

Awwwwww

Sweet :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.

wooooooo sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

eeeeeeeee

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Sqat!!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

squitten shirley?

woo btw

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

That's really cute,

and really nicely shopped.
Woo.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

That wins!!

Sod cloning sheep (they all look the same anyway) breed these little boggers! *click*

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Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

I want

this at once.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

WOO!

Sqox!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

also

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

winnar!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Squeer?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

nope

it's just the way I walk.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Deerel?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahaha what the hell?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Both fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

thanks

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

Squoose!

Or Squelk

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Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)

sore o kudasai!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

I never SAW your monkey picture!

Don't cry little one. Show us your monkey...

(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)

Crabbit

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

done

loverly

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)

koalirrafe

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)

aces

although squitten sounds more appropriate!

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)

perfectly executed

have an old skool woo

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mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

The Sun caught out by Wiki prank - lol

.
A guy I work with managed to (inadvertedly) get his mate's name in The Sun on Friday.

He changed a Wiki page as a prank ages ago saying his mate Mike had become John Barnes' assistant as coach of Jamaica.

Lo and behold under the "55 British Managers Abroad" feature printed last week, there he was: "10. Mike Commane".

Yayyyyy. Lazy journalism rulesz :))))

Click for bigger (159 kb)

(DwayneChrist, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hold on while I shit myself with interest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

HAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

in news which will surely be of interest for you..

"The United Nations’ Food and Agriculture Organisation has warned the price of tea will "jump to a record high" following droughts in India, Kenya and Sri Lanka, which have hit production hard."

www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/31/tea_prices/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

:-(

I shall stockpile bags then

Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

b3ta

could go into meltdown.

Fill the bunker!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'd like to reserve a space for a couple of crates of earl grey please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

crapping hell. That's not too good :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Did it also mention

that not only was this in the news back in January, but the price increase could go as high as 6p on a box of tea?

Not exactly bank busting stuff

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Joliet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

Lovely response

I shall steal that and use it in conversation, if I may?

Though, of course, that'd mean it's not stolen.

Er...

I've confused myself now.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

:D go for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

*pffft*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

second one today, I better update this award...

Edit: Now expertly and seamlessly updated.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

*applauds politely*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Hourly award.

...and have a sarcastic clap to endorse your sentiment.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

*running glomp*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

You!

*fondles under duvet*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Yeah, vandalising a free and useful knowledge resource. Very funny.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Well, we all laughed when 'The Hedgehog From Hell' goatsed the Daily Fail

Oh wait, that's because it was funny

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

I said "useful knowledge resource"...

People who deliberately put falsehoods into wikipedia really annoy me though. Even stupid ones.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

I love Wikipedia

Have to be careful though or I can waste hours on it. Much like b3ta.

The Daily Mail is an important source of information to fascist idiots.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

~~ful~~ less
have never used wikipaedia in my life, mainly because they can't spell.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

I despise the place.

But only because when involved in internet arguments, people will blindly quote 'facts and figures' from it as though it is a reliable resource for truth.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

If people didn't deliberately fuck it up on purpose, it might be.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Not as good as the shoe-wearing* Zenit St Petersburg (I think) fans...

* on their heads. I mean we all wear shoes, what would be funny about that?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

...

Were they the ones with the song about a little potato?

Cypriot team, wasn't it? Ended up in Private Eye either way...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Them's the buggers!

I can't remember the full thing.

*googles*

Edit Aha! The Zany Ones!

www.b3ta.com/links/Lazy_Journalist

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Hehehe

www.b3ta.com/links/Lazy_Journalist

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

:) found it now...

To the OP - a fine example as to how something like this should be posted on b3ta.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

*21 gun salutes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

hahaha! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

This post combines two of my favourite things

football and unedited pictures with lots of words.
:-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

+ threadwaste

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

that's nice dear

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

All aboard!

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

Couldn't think of a very good tagline :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Does she have to look quite so pleased with herself?

I dread to think what the cameraman's doing to give Nicky that expression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

He doesn't look happy...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Wanking off a handicapped squirrel.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

What a weirdo.

I only wank off handicapped voles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Do you wear a stole while doing so?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

a whole stole.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Now there's a goal!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

They all look way too smug for my liking

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

The cocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

I'd like to do sex unto the lady.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

You're talking about the one in the picture, yes?

Not the similarly named magazine of repute, I hope.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yes.

No.

What?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

mmmm...

The fellow in the middle looks like he's coming to some great mystical revelation. That, or he's just realized where the smell's coming from.

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Nicky Cambell (TWO L'S)

looks terrifying

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

A lady on the radio this morning told him he was from a pretend family because he was adopted.

I heard a tear hit the desk in front of him.

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

One day

they'll knock on my door asking for an interview.

And I'll whisper "No"

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Needs more pushing the camera away and swearing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

We'll add it in post.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

hahaha, brilliant

should've made Campbell blue though

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

I take it one of the chaps in teh fillum is blue?

/has no real idea blog

EDIT: Better?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Very, very good!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

yer woman from watchdogs face isnt the best but shes a minx

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Top Shop Barbie!

*cerlick* :D

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Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Quality edit!

Nice.
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I wanted to delay this till my candleday

No such luck

Most of which were "Hahaha ace :D"
+ 500 on /links
+ 5 on /talk
= OCDFTWLOL!!!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

your animations are win

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Thanky :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

NEEDS MORE COCK

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Those aren't fingers

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

yay

for some reason that is reminding me of Treasure Island Dizzy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I can't find your hidden link to nekkid.

congrats.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'm at work :(

Couldn't put you through that mate

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

hahaha! Grats!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Cheers Stevie :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

YAY

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Thanks :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

woo!

More nekkid!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Maybe for 10K ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Congerts

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Cheers!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Congats

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Many congrats, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

*run up*

*leap*
*collide*
MWA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Hello Gorgeous!

*engulfs in hugs*

How are you today?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Shattered, my darling.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

You and me both, honeybun.

Sleep deprived after a wizzo weekend with fab visits from the wonderful Prof & Jessie, my foundation butcher's course last night, etc etc.

Nice quiet night in tonight, early to bed, listening to the World Tonight, methinks.
Did you get any holiday at all last week, what with all the illness, 'n ting?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Course! Oooooooh!

I did, a little. I watched lots of House, which is my new thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

It's great, isn't it?

/just finished watching the seasons 1-4 box set blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'm near the end of season two.

Yes, it's absolutely fantastic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Thanks JPG

And thaks again for the coelosphere :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

De nada, my fine fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Congrats Bela!!

Have a massif WOOOOOO! :)

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Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Cheers Ninj :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

grats.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Cheers :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Congratulations buddy!
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Good show

Congrats :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

Congrats!

I'm still a proud member of the "0 posts on /talk" club :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Thanks Barb

I had to force the 5th one

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hooray!

Congratulations!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Cheers Moley

And thanks to everyone else ^^^

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Gratulations

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)

It's my 1st b3taday!

Anyone for cake?

Apologies for the lack of humour - I'm going through a bit of a dry-spell.
Edit: Thanks everyone! Also, for anyone RISing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presence

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

grats

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

What a terrifying mother type thing.

Birthday hurrahs and that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

yup

she looks a bit squiffy and full of pent up sexual aggression... like she's going to down a bottle of gin and go and chase the pool boy

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

So THAT'S why you like her, Julio

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Happy candleday!

Have some more dessert.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hahahahaha!

SPANG!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hahahaha

It's fruit Jim, but not as we know it!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

lovely stuff!

*carlick*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

Spock's bib really, really suits him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

HehHehHeh!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahahaha...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Vibro cayke

Fun for nearly all the family....and

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Bet he's feeling a bit light-headed

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

I haz tidied up teh Londunz for you.

I haz even polished teh piggins!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Yaaay for shiny piggins

So clean, you could eat your lunch off one

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

I do on a regular basis

it's nice to do befoire I go out an feed the plates in Trafalar Square.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

WOO!

Thanks!
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Shakey cakey!

Happy alternative icon day.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Happy B3taday

I really wanted Cockweasle to do what he does to this pic

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

happappappy b3tacandlecelebrationpartyday!

what the hell is that thing in the magenta top? :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Is she making the cake levitate with the power of her mind?!

Woo and congratulations :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Despite all attempts at exorcism the birthday cake continued to spoil the family seances

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

well done that person

also - she's a hottie!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

Who, the evil mummoleth?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

no - the 8 year old with the ribon in her hair

yes the mum - she looks like she's a little mentally unstable.

sexeh!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

"shakey cake"

"oh yeah"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

happy b3taday!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Top reflection-age going on there

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Thanks

I might try and 'kettleman' it

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Not really he just used a camera.

top genetic engineering the cock men though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Sadly they were a failure.

They were supposed to be sixty feet tall and shoot lasers from their eyes.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

I feel for you.:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Happy birthday!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

happy candles, jimbo

and fab source pic

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Happy

happy
happy
happy
joy joy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

...

But I don't think they're happy enough yet...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hand them the cock of joy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Congrats, Sir!

Have some Presents*

* a cheeky pea from a while back

*too tired to do the gag, the picture will have to suffice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

happy b3taday!

I always thought you were older for some reason.

I am 1776 posts from 20k and 23 days from my 3rd ( 7th ) b3taday. That could be double japery if timed correctly.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Eesh all manner of nekkid.

I think I'm about 450 from my 10k. Time to hit the gym methinks.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

shouldn't that cake have a pic of shakin stevens on it?

Happy candle day, to you and your shaky cake.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Yays

congrats:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Is it cock tuesday already?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

fuppin pedrofile!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Spunking on little boys!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yours are just... so full of win.

*clicks... again*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

CDCs FTW!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

squirt the pussy !!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

"THIS IS PENIS! I KNOW THIS"

(quote ninja blight) :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

old repost......

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WOLF .™, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

:-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

after 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

Nice.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

haha! Arf

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

seo ea tiep

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Here's an ostrich

Can someone tell me what RIS means? It took me two years to figure out CDC and that's pretty obvious.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

FTW!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

Someone told me Big Bird was a girl once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

before the surgery?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

is/was you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

I heard this too.

s/he does have impressively long eyelashes. Not as long as that snuffleupagus though.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Who I'm also convinced is a boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

So there could be some pachyderm/avian sexy tiem?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

NO BECAUSE BIG BIRD IS A BOY.

Well, there still could be, but it'd be gaysexytime and probably no babies would ensue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

trunk reacharound!

everyone is a winner

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

I reckon those eyelashes would make for a tickly rimfest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

do you reckon anyone's ever snuck into Sesame Street at night,

got into one of the 2-person costumes, and had sex?

I like the idea of people shagging in a wildly contorting snuffy.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

It'd be difficult

but I want desperately to achieve that now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Pantomine Whores!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

FTW

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

snuffleupagus is definitely stoned, regardless of anything else

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

I love snuffleupagus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

hhhhhiiiiiiiii biiiiirrrrrddddd

heeeeeyyyyyy osscccaaaarrrrr, dooon't beeee suuuchh aaa grrroooooucccchhh.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Everyone should be more like him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

everyone should castigate the homeless for, unsuprisingly, being a little less than chipper about their lot?

fuck snuffleugpagus, tory prick

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

I might put you in a bag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Thought as much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

i'm about to eat pastrami on rye bread with mustard

oy vey

i'll let you know how it gets on

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

You're so cute.

Have fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Centre for Disease Control.

Something to do with Morrisons. Basically 'I don't get it'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Prepare for RISFEST!

Hope that helps :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Click for bigger (295 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

oh god

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

things that rhyme are fun

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Acestrich!

Someone posted a pic of a Morrisons shop with the letters MOR---ONS
missing. Everyone looked at what was there and went RIS? It became Eh?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Thanks

I always assumed it was an acronym.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'm in a fluffy mood today, despite the spring flu, so here it is:

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I hate it when compressible structures acquire an ailment

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

it's worse when the cogs get sick... shit EVERYWHERE.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

fucking shitty cogs!

*shakes fist angrilly*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Me me me me me me!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

*points to self*

I started it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

OstRIS

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Hunark sounds like a car name!

I know RIS has roots in something to do with a broken morrisons sign, but i equate it to "RISon" as in "reason", as in "what is the reason for this"?

Erm - hope that clarifies things

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

MORrisONS

We were supposed to laugh at "MORONS"..
But I said "ris? i don't get it"
To be ironic.
Pretending not to see the more obvious choice of joke.
And everyone followed.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

ah i see

ill add it to my burgeoning 'insiders b3ta know-how' book.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Arf!

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

I love your anims

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)

Ewww...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

that's just wrong!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

...That is...is

errr...it's Good, but it's sort of walking an odd line between specialist fetish and shuddery awfulness.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

now if she was a squirrel....

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

or French...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

and I'm spent

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

What would you rather see going into her mouth?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

I don't know...

But I can sort of feel that snail going in and what it would be like on the tongue... aarrrggggghhhhh

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

I've fallen on the side of "would"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

hahahahahahha, that's brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

What the..?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

Aren't you a little slimy for a stormtrooper?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

why... damn it... why?

What have you done to the most lovely of intergallactic princesses?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Boing!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

spang..

ah the possibilities are endless..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

I watched The Simpsons last night where Homer tries to get rid of all his springs.

I particularly liked the spring in the eye.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Haha I watched that.

I liked the spring-mounted frying pan, and ensuing conflagration :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

don't pull...

DON'T PULL

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

*SPANG*

hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

One man bandwagon is one man.

And a bandwagon.

Also - spang.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Where's the source for that, as I have a couple

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

It was two sources originally.

This is the base I use.
www.b3tards.com/u/e1b129bd024c8a5a5a35/90degs_blankbase.jpg

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

i loves

your weather updates i do:)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

You should do 'it's blustery out'

and have Rumpole in the window.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

have people been going round calling you sugartits again?

its not a terribly macho name for a dread pirate.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

My mates do it to annoy me.

Am I terribly macho?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

not especially

but you at least need a macho epithet if you're going to be a pirate, Ol' Ironballs or something. you wouldn't find blackbeard going round with a nickname like sugartits, would you? i think you'd better start splicing your friends mainbraces

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

I can hardly name myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

Captain "the bastard hand of the cruel iron god" Wow?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

That's quite awesome

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

i think you might be on to something there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

*prepares to relaunch the saltyminge suggestion*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Factually inaccurate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

mustardbum?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

I sincerely hope that's factually inaccurate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

gravynavel?

_{I can do this all day, but it will get increasingly personal, and my list of condiments will probably fail before my list of body parts does}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Having just poked myself in the bellybutton to test this theory

No. Moisturisernavel. I wish I'd not done that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

I'm off to lunch,

where my gravy will be on chips, not navels.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Freak.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

*Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

*takes out targetting computer*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

great.... now we'll never hit anything

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

throw a barn door at him

at least he might hit that

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

i can't hit a barn door from the inside :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

maybe you really need to go to tesco

and get a tesco value targetting computer

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

well I didnt fire it. I have a really cool program I picked up on the interwebs.

it's called "Skynet". Handles all the defence systems and everything.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

my life is a scratchy black animated .gif.

woe is me.

also

would someone make this animated and cool? seeing as im lost without photoshoppe:(((

ill pay you in fp cliks??? GO ONNN:D

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Plymptoneye watches over all of us.

I must find a DVD of The Tune.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Cue attack of the CDCs...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

*foams at mouth and fits*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

ooooo THANK YOU!!!

bela would you mind if i used this as my myspace avatar?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Do what you like mate

Took no effort at all. Paint + gickr.com
(don't leach though)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

.........

www.wearenotyour

oh you get the idea

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

I would like to report a dead link please.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

wear en oty our?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

im sorry

but i thought it was a good image and someone would be inspired by it.. i was:P

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8854842

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

yayayayayaaa!!!

i thought they had taken that down or sommink...better then cock tuesday by far i say:)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

They did take the UK site down.

But apparently the Aussies still love their horses.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Bitch!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Count on it ;p

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

LOL

everyone loves horses !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

*waves angry fist*

*fists angry wave*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Here you go...

I was bored enough to comply...

click for bigger

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)

Anyone concocting such fucked up recipe's has got to be a master criminal..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

I find him quite good

And did anyone else just get the most bloody hatstand Gaz???? Or am I getting picked out for "special" attention.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

I am presuming it's from the Goat (though it claims to be a friend of his)

Seems to think B3ta is conspiring against him (the Goat) and we should all be made aware of how underhand it all is....utter fruitcake

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

Awwwww.

The Goat was gazzing me at the weekend in respect of his having his account removed.

Slightly odd that he should be getting in touch with exactly those people who've been giving him the most grief over on /links...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

B3ta people are all about the smoke-filled backroom conspiracy

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

I feel it would be cruel tp copy and paste it

the bloke might need a Doctor

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Nah.. I'm Ris-ing my tits off

Lets see what all the rumpus is about!!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

please post it! I feel left out of the loop here....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

"interesting" people on the internet is why my profile contains some of the nonsense it does

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

haha those damned illuminati

Alfred hitchcock knew the truth when he made the movie The Birds.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

yes

some fucking batshit insane person did a search on google for "azimuth" becuase he wanted some more mind control on his satellite system I guess

he found a really shit joke I made

from this he decided that I had seeded the google search. That I was one of the individuals who had tortured him. That I was working for homeland security (who in all honesty, I considered getting in contact with because from his site this guy is clearly batshit insane) and that I was homosexual.

Still, gotta laugh, the police are hiding under his floorboards listening to him you know :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

LOL

pesky police and their trumpet ear horns !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

ah well, conspiracy in progress!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

and to be fair to him

everyone's at least a little bit homosexual

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

*touches*

Bah! you call that gay!

*flounces*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

I got one too

Look forward to reading it!
Have a pea

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

BULL PLUMS

:D
And if you think ^that's^ a pea, then remind me NOT to come round to yours for Pie and Peas :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

*winces*

mushy peas

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

definitely says "up your bum"

I wonder what else he shoves up his rectum?

*ponders*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Mofaha thought it was A POO PLUM

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

LOL WTF! a Poo Plum !!!

hahaha

Edit: well bugger me backwards..he could be right you know !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Eh? What? Who?

I hardly ever get gazzed. Nobody likes me.
Edit : Ok, not everybody hates me. MN's cat likes me, apparently.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

you're not worth my time

manwhore

(sanguine_badger, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

That's what it says on my business card

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Business cards are controlled by the alumni

as i've said in a previous post www.b3ta.com/questions/hypocrisy/post373285

(sanguine_badger, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

....nope. My gaz box is 99% of the time empty....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

I've received five message

ever. But then I'm not popular.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

PUBLIC GAZ TO EVERYONE

Love you all! And not just in a squidgy, fluid-infused way. In a regular, awww-you're-all-lovely way.
Yes, even Pasanonic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Did you just get your oats or something?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

No, I had the remains of a pie for breakfast

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

Leftovers for breakfast.. you can't beat it.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

My favourite is reheated pizza

Protein, carbs, fats... a healthy balanced meal!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

i was foolish enough not to get any food on the way home last night

i'm now stuck in bed with a hangover, an empty tummy and a comatose woman nearby.

mmm.... zombies

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

An excellent choice sir !

Would you like re-heated garlic bread with that ?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yea just got it

Goat also turns out to be a bit fucking tedious

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Ooooh I hope I get one too

I hate being left out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

It's great!

It's got numbered points, quotes, and everything!
And at the the end he orders "Let that be an end to it"

:D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Just for you Mr Toast I shall forward it

Given President Obama is about to land in a helicopter in the middle of Regents Park- greatly startling our Macaws, I shall now relurk away :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

me too

maybe he knows that we're masterminding the conspiracy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

me too.

Everyone knows my calming discourse would be ideal for a person so obviously having issues with b3ta.

We could swap stories about why everyone on b3ta hates us :) ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

fucked up recipe's what?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

what up recipe fucked?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

not'n much.

jus' chillin' wit assembly instructions buggered

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

lol

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

haha !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha

Leave Jade alone!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

I dunno

it's no more fucked up than a boiled potato

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

Boiled?

That's just fucking nuts!

Deep fried is the only thing to do to a spud

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

and mars bars..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

you mean WHOLE CHIPS?

crikey

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

I like 'em chunky

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

oooh matron !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

don't be silly. Boil some new potatoes, let them cool, and then mix with maionaisse and sweetcorn.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

BUTTER and MINT

come on now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

This

*remembers cooking at some stage*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

that is actually true.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Garlic, rosemary and olive oil

*secret roastie recipie*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Boild potatoes shaken up in the pan, then cooked in the oven covered with 'chinese 5 spice'

for truly spectacular roast potatoes.
Fact.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

8-BIT Waterslide in REAL LIFE!

Thought you might enjoy this video we made for a competition:
8-BIT Waterslide in REAL LIFE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkYVazguJCY
Feel free to vote (the most votes wins) but most importantly I hope you get a few laughs from it :)
Tea&Cheese

(teaandcheese, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

aaaaand he we go with 300

fail posts

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

not necessarily.

I mean, if they made it themselves then it's on the board/links blur line.

Personally, I'd have done a thumbnail pic to tease us in.

edit: having watched it, well done, that's pretty aces. I have no sound here, so only had the pic-a-tures.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

*arrives*

*leaves*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

Nope, chap, you've linked it on /links

doesn't need to go here as well. Unless you buy two cans of soup so you can keep one in the bathroom as well.

Totally made sense, that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

you're not wrong, saltyminge

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

*gets all offended*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

I want some offended!

you big 'ol offended hoarder.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

*PUNCHES IN THE FACE THEN*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

I feel that was uncalled for.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

You loved it.

I have to go and do some w*rk for a bit. Blech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

enjoy that petal

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

that would be an excellent name for a dread pirate

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

Not this dread pirate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

fifteen mice on a piece of cheese

yo ho ho and a bottle of milk

(where on earth did that come from?)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

but... doesn't everyone do that?

I keep all my extraneous soup in the bathroom

under a thick layer of tinfoil

everynight I put a new layer of tinfoil on the soup to protect it, after first telling it that I love the soup, you love your extraneous soup don't you? if you don't it'll become sad and go sour in the can :( poor soup.

My soup is always happy, except this one time, but that wasn't my fault, it fell on the road and MI5 (I think it was them) drove a road roller over it, thus killing the soup.

Poor soup, I still hear the screams in my sleep now "WHAT'S THAT FUCKER DOING"

it haunts me to this day

oh what was the question again? OH LOOK A BIRD!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

sorry T&C, but this goes on /links. Pictures and anim gifs YOU make go on here. If you just want to chat, head to /talk.

if in doubt, read the FAQ

edit: just watched it; it is UTTERLY BRILL!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

edit: that's quite good..well done and good luck

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

Dirty dirty

dirty dog

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jon_tanner, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

that's very cool

if you'd stuck up a small anim gif of it (or such) folks would have been fluffier to you. we likes to stare at pictures here

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

nekkid pictures

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

of your mother

*electric sixes it*

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

i was just thinking of this oddly enough

is there a thing that will convert youtube/mp4 files easily to animated gifs? my imageready/CS2 combo just won't do it.

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new_matt, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

If your combo can't handle the format

Convert it first. Use SUPER or something similar to convert it to MPEG-1 or something, then it should be importable.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

This is an online jobbie.

video2gif.leechvideo.com/

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

that's nifty

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

It's OK.

Great when it works, but the site can be a bit tempremental.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

magic

thank you

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new_matt, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

no idea

i'd probably just mash pause and printscreen

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

There's a clue when you post...

Posting a link? Consider using the links board

SO...

EDIT: it is very good though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

ilikethis

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

Weetabix people faces!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

Woo!!!

They fightin' some mean ol' dippy egg?

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

You did it wrong

but I forgive you 'cos the video is awesome :D

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

EDIT: i just watched that and its really good :)

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

giggedy!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

really good

2 things though,
1. post a screen grab of it here to avoid flaming
2. have his trunks come off the slide at the very end

and now 3. DON'T POST AND FUCK OFF, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE AN ATTENTION SEEKING TOSSPOT AND NOT HERE FOR THE SENSE OF COMMUNITY AND SHARING OF ACENESS AND JAPES

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

4. Really listen to 3 above

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

thats fucking marvellous

keep it on links though, eh?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

Regardless of the failings happening, that is rather splendid.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

I do of course hate you because you broke an internet rule

i did however vote for it cause it's cool

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

That's really very good.

But, as I'm sure you'll have gathered, posted on the wrong board.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

It's pretty ace

I voted :-D

Ignore the fail posts, it's good stuff, next time use the /links board though ;)

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

if you made this then it's so fucking woo

it must have taken you fucking ages

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Must have taken ages.. its funny, good work guys!

Shame its in the wrong place!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

edit: I did say almost. The anim is very good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

Haha!

And all for want of a screenshot...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

That's really quite bloody brilliant.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

that's amazing

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

this better be fucking good

or I'll fucking cuss you!

I will too

edit: that's very good but please don't be naughty on the board in this manner, it makes people very sad. like this :(

what you want to do is make people happy, like this :)

or very angry, like this :!!!!

sometimes people drool, like this :)¬¬¬¬¬¬

this can't be helped

edit: however, you have not yet replied to any posts, therefore point 3 is starting to apply

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Wants to be angry

But thats pretty good and seeing as I never go on the links board I would never have seen it.

Worlds gone wrong for me...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Funny how things turn out....

IN OTHER NEWS!:Right. I'm having to visit London Village tomorrow. I do hope all you London B3tans have kept it tidy, I think you should really have a quiet word with the chap you employ to sweep the road, it was a right state last time I was there... Rubbish all over the place, cars, noise, why I think I even saw a rat! Oh and if you could stop those drunken Scotsmen from being sick on that charming underground railway you have as well that would be nice too.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

hooray for proper floppy disks!

but REAL MEN used to load games from tape

(Oh, and London is still a bit dirty, and there'll probably be a riot going on when you're here (G20))

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

me mam used to program using punch cards

she's not a real man though

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

\o/

that's awesome

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

I used to make binary bleeps and burps into a microphone

and hope that it turned out to be Jet Set Willy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

did it ever work?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

it usually ended up being the first level of manic miner ... but with the theme tune to Dizzy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

once I invented Sonic the hedgehod 4 years

before it was released, but it was a very different game about performing abortions in the street...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

You may mock -

I had a demo of a little Echidna character rolling into a ball and pinballing around the screen, a few years before that came out. Bugger.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

so close and yet so far.

Is your sig a word-of-the-day affair?

If so, good choice.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

it's a manifesto of how to live my life

I like it's two meanings

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

booze and grot!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

*learns today's new thing*

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

arf

altogether now.. urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*pause*

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEECHCHCHCHCHCHCEEEEEEE

*waits 10 minutes, adjusts the volume by a tiny amount and tries again*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

C< 64 FTW

Have a good time :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

will you go to putney, chutney?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

Nope... I will be doing the "Russel (street) Bussel"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

that's not far from the strand

avva banana

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

load "woo",8,1

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Mmmmm, scotsmen.

Last time I went to Town, I cuddled a JPG lots. Are you going JPG cuddling?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

Cuddled a JPG?

I am confused? If they are fluffy then yes I suppose I could cuddle one?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

J. Peasemould Gruntfuttock.

Oh him of rendering godliness. He is a bit fluffy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

think boy

take out your b3ta users top trumps and see if you can identify which fine gent it is to which the lovely Wow refers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

He's a delicious beast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

I've always assumed so

but I wouldn't know

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Well I'll ask Timpkins, but he's getting on in years, and may not manage to make it all as tidy as you'd like

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

Well make sure he does what he can

And if he could polish the buttons on those pedestrian crossing machines it would nbe nice too. Someone had stuck chewing gum on them last time I went

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

But I haven't been sick on the underground for days!

and tomorrow may be the wrong day to come here...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

...why?

Is it half day closing?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

it's nude day

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

Yay

Even better

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

I'll stay late after work and polish all teh windows, and vacuum the pavements :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

What a stirling example you will set too.

Who knows it might spark a trend :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

beware they don't like non locals

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

Thankfully...

there are very few locals left.

FACT: Every Londoners dream is to move to Essex

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

You're coming tomorrow?

You better not one of those anarchist fellows who is coming to cause trouble and beat up anyone wearing a suit...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

Nope I am coming to do work related things

and bother museum staff

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

Second part sounds like fun

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

I'm going to wear a suit special like

just to see if I can attract some trouble.

Yesterday, standing at the tube station in the morning, wearing old trainers, jeans, 13 year old T shirt and 30 year old leather jacket, the current Mrs Box asked, in all seriousness, if I'd be dressing down on wednesday...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

HA HA HA

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

hahahaha...

I wore jeans on Friday and got called scruffy

(jeans are outlawed by our dress code, cos it's vital to my "sitting behind a desk all day not speaking to anyone work related abilities" what fabric my trousers are made from)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

I can pretty much wear what I like

with the exception of a couple of my homemade T shirts that the MD deemed "inappropriate".

It's my fucking department and I demand the dresscode to be sexy

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

not your sexy cayke ones?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

try not to get killed under the watchful eye of an apparently turned off for legal reasons CCTV

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

I dunno WHAT he's been eating . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

my uncle and his family went on a safari type holiday a few years ago

they sent us a 20 minute "edited highlights" video, the first 11 minutes of which was a rhino doing a wee. Man, those animals can wee.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

it's like a pressure washer

only not very cleansing

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

a pressure filthifier?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

that stuff isn't falling out of his arse

it's shooting in!

*waits for the rhino to inflate and asplode!*

ningles grandad

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

hello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

haha :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

NAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAM

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Hahahaha

Jaffanominator!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

finally, an unlimited supply of fuel and fertiliser!

very woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

That's some masterly flow!

O_o

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

I know that Rhino...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

someone

should design a cement mixer that looks like this :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

Splendid stuffs!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

quick reminder, 3pm for those taking part

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19011
Ignore the calendar saying 2pm B3ta clocks are still out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

I am planning to enter

I was making a nice vector last night but I got pissed off and gave up 1/2 way through.

I'll make something by 3pm though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

I don't get it

Monkey, Tripitaka, Pigsy, Sandy????? what characters are these? Dragon ball P?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

edit: crappy wiki links!

info here

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

thanks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)

Guybrush Threepwood

approves...

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

not sure I'll be able to play today

:(

also - someone's been in my eBay account and they've been sending lots of messages asking people about phones I don't want

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

perhaps someone's sorting out a nice surprise for me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

Someone hijacked my ebay account once when i was on holiday

Cheeky bastards were selling handbags from my account, or rather taking money for non-existent bags and racking up paypal fees under my name. Just email customer services pronto and they'll sort it pretty quickly.

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

yeah

they've been pretty good - reset my account, contacted everyone who's got a message from 'me'

also - I think they have a thing where they check the IP address of the machine you're accessing your account from

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

ugh, that sucks, Prof. Hope that gets all sorted.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

I think it's sorted

and they were fucking stupid anyway because someone sent a response to their request and it popped up in my gmail so I jumped right on it and changed all my details.

like I say - it just makes me wonder about the security of my passwords (I have like 6 that I use for pretty much everything)...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

THE TRUE NATURE OF MONKEY IS

IRREPRESIBLE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

Oooooh....

I have mine ready.
It is shit.
In fact, its so bad I feel I should apologise unreservedly for everything, ever.

Still, its worth a post.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

i've never seen monkey

but i have seen monkeys, so i'll shop them

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

you don't have to enter the draw off, its not compulsory

if you want to shop some pictures of monkeys then by all means do that in its own thread. But please keep the draw off thread to it's designated theme thanks :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)

will do!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

Top stuff!

i'll av a crack at it! Monkey rules!

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

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