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bored with easter now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hey sod the religion is what I say

it's a free holiday and it has chocolate! - let's just tell it like it is.

FREE HOLIDAY EAT CHOCOLATE UNTIL YOUR SICK AND IT'S PROBABLY RAINING OUT SO DON'T PLAN ON GOING ANYWHERE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SHUT ANYWAY DAY! ~ may contain eggs, bunnies and crosses

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

Over here, it's tradition that people go out in millions to buy cars and furniture today

I have no idea why

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

cos jesus was a carpenter

who drove everywhere in a triumph i think

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

Moses came down the mountain on a triumph (bonneville - I'd imagine)

if my Religious ~~Indoctrination~~ Education is anything to go by

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

oh yes that's right

Jesus was more into riding asses if i remember correctly

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

One of his disciples had a Honda though

The Bible clearly states that they all left in one Accord.

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

In London the garden centres are choc-a-bloc

As people assume that from Easter, the danger of frost has passed.
/Gardener's World

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

Ah yes, that too

I don't see the point in going there now, when the shops are absolutely packed, when you just as easily could go tomorrow. Not that I'm going anyway. I just don't see why people would do such a thing to themselves and their families.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

My money's on choclit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

"choclit" sounds rude

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

"For the discerning man (or woman) who loves both choc AND clit!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

margret cho?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

Carbohydrate based clitoris

severely frowned upon in the Atkins Diet!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

no competition really is it

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

CHOCLIT!

and perhaps CAYKE?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

they duel for cayke at xmas

i believe

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

who's cho?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

harry potter's ex

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

harry potter is a complete pillock.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

yes he should have chosen slytherin really

shouldn't he

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

the wut in where?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

hah! you just reminded me of this time I made a casual comment like:

"Harry Potter books are for kids, I don't know why adults waste their time reading them"

and got dragged in to some argument where the other guy was saying "so is everything you read great literature, then?".

THEY ARE KIDS BOOKS! Grrrrr...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

kids books are usually the best though

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

It's all about the chocolate!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Morning...ish...

(EggyBred, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

FUCKSOCKS!

Is it Tuesday already?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)

not that bad...

...is it?

(EggyBred, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)

Bear in mind, it's Monday

People are still waiting for Christ to get out of bed.
Lots of anticipation.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

it looks really familar.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

awesome

my mates dad is ex-sas. a very very scary man but hilarious man. he got very upset when he play counterstrike and "ah slotted the bastard, hit him in the chest and the bastard didnae go down, fucking unrealistic piece of shite"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

I know an ex-SAS type.

He was on peacekeeping duties (loosely attached) in Bosnia. After hours, him and his mates would put on Bosnian uniforms and go and help their artillery. Unlike all the Walts that reenactment seems to attract, he wouldn't say much about the job.
His friend (we're in the same reenactment group) also said he was ex-SAS. "Really?" we asked.
"Yep. Saturdays And Sundays - the TA..."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

pffft :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

Thank fuck the school holidays are over soon!

I can't believe I just had a barnie with a guest who was going to complain to the booking agent they went through and the tourist board as we served them cheese with their breakfast that had obviously been eaten by mice.
They were furious and wouldn't accept that Swiss cheese looked like that naturally. They literally shouted at me, 'Do you think I'm stupid?' to which I happily informed them that they stupidity was only outmatched my their personal arrogance.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahahah

nice response

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

*phones Environmental Health*

If I was a mouse, I'd prioritise the croissants.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

if i was a mouse i'd have clogs on

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

Ah, but

Can you go clip-clippetty-clop, on the stairs?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

and how!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

Well I declare!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

He didn't even notice the cheese holes in the mice!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

haha how can people be that thick?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

Fortunely I do have some apparatus that helps me detect when a customer is going to be unusually stupid.

It's called a door. No joke. If I have to explain what they need to do to get in the building or, worst case senario, I actually have to go downstairs to open it for them as it's too much of a challange I've got a fairly doing idea.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

Next up : Raisin Toast

"No, they're raisins, not mouse droppings..."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

THat'sm ouse shit. It's cheaper and I get perverse satisfaction watching them eat it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

is that the yellow thing with a red bit around the edge?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

this is a question that really shouldn't be asked

because there is no limit to the power of stupidity

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

you should have shown them a picture of it on teh internets

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

Naaa

Stereotypical American. They were right. Facts had nothing to do with it. Normally at some point they'll feel as they are right there is A) a law against what the other person was doing, B) It would never happen in America where things were better and C) They could sue.
I have seen this so many, many times especially when they think that they can ignore the age limit as they want to stay therefore it must be against the law. THey'll then tell me it's discrimination and that it's not allowed in the US. I then as them if they have crechés or old peoples homes in America to which they inform me, 'but that's different'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

How do you recon the Swiss get the holes in them?

wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-14806.jpg

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

They knob it. Hence the phrase knob cheese.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

fuck me :(

now I want to punch someone in the face

with a 1976 ford granada

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

the best kind of punch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

I really hope you're making this up. Surely people can not be this stupid.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

haha

lol

and

http://www.customerssuck.com/
honestly, some people are fucking beyond .. just.. beyond

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

I like this one

notalwaysright.com/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

that one is also fantastic

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

Welcome to Earth!

Yes, they can be this stupid.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

Oh no.

Deadly serious. It's always either Americans or younger Asians.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

i can understand people being fairly impractical, ie have difficulty working a toaster etc

but not accepting plausible argument about cheese having holes in it is a bit depressing.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

this would likely give them a conniption

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

Awww

You should have melted the cheese and put it in a tube to make them feel at home.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

heheh

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

The 60s saw a relaxing of the dress code for Imperial Scouts

Q&D - marvel at my clone stamp skills, puny mortals!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)

Would

But only if I had access to a time machine.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)

This didn't look easy!

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

i hope you didn't clone out an upskirt.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

I love the headlight on that

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

was it Friday dress down?

and click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

Scout bikes : automatic click!

:)
(Nicely done too)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

this is very nice

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

Yay that looks like lots of fun

topshop *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

This is 7 shades of win

or possibly 8

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Thank you kind peoples :)

& apologies for late reply

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Really nicely done

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

Fantastic!

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Grampa, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

Dogpark after dark!

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)

Haha

this cheers me :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)

PWHOAR!!!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

I bet that tastes salty

:D

NINGALLS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

Bearly Legal Bitches Volume III

Lassie 'Cum' Home

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

Click for 1280x720 (84 kb)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

cor, stop hogging the page!

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

Lovely!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)

That's very nice

that is

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

Me likes.

In other news, I got no fucking Easter eggs.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

Ha!

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

*glee*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

Pretty :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

OH HAI MR PINK

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

he is certainly pink.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:21, archived)

Yeah I'm not feeling particularly clever today.

How are you?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)

my right pinky finger is over worked and sore.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)

TIME TO START ON THE LEFT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:56, archived)

I CAN SHIFT WITH THE LEFT, BUT AS I'M CODING,

I'M ENTERING AND ARROWING A LOT AND THAT'S ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF MY LAPTOP :(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)

WORK THOSE MULES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)

VIMOD IS DISPLEASED.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

I AM DISPLEASED WITH MY PAINFUL PINKY

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

surely you reach a point where you just use your right hand on the arrow keys and use your left hand on the keyboard

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

it's a laptop so the tempation is just to reach with the pinky

to use the arrow keys. although i'm using vim I'm just too lazy to pull it out of insert mode. All very naughty I know.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

one day you will understand the importance of a spectacular pinky finger on each hand

I can destroy sheet metal with my wonderful wonderful pinkie fingers

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

Spectacular pinkies that I as a mere mortal can only dream about.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

Racist.

Good morning racists.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)

Morning Medi

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:35, archived)

*puts hand up*

morning medi

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink" is actually a rather deep question about the nature of chance and free will.

Reservoir Dogs has an existential subtext.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)

It's as playground as asking "why was I born into this life?"

COME ON, YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS

edit: actually it is more akin to asking "why am I the result of my experiences and/or choices?"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)

Well

If we make an exact duplicate of you, with some kind of duplicating machine, and we put you both in a room and switch you around a bit, like in that game with the three cups, and then somebody picks one of you and sends him off to live in a palace, that's just the other one's bad luck, right? Now, it might happen that, rather than using a duplicating machine, two people just happen to grow to be extremely similar - let's say, identical - due to their life experiences and choices. One of them may happen, however, to end up in a palace, while the other doesn't, and again, it's just his bad luck (assuming he likes palaces). This is an unlikely thing to imagine happening, but not so unlikely as it might be, given that human knowledge is a matter of trying to lay hold of objective truth, and therefore our ideas tend to grow together rather than apart, despite all our various different interests and preferred forms of investigation into the world. Therefore we can imagine two people who are not identical, but just broadly similar, and once again, one may live in a palace and the other not, and it's just the other one's bad luck, because any two people are in a vague sense equivalent.

I have trouble making sense of all this, as I'm sure do you.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)

I used to work in an IVF lab and have destroyed a cloned zygote of myself

The concept of genetic clones versus (let's call them experience/choice clones for the sake of this) experience/choice clones is just freudian versus jungian all over again.

It's impossible to create perfect clones because there will never be two genetically identical humans who have experienced the exact same choices and events.

Why does it happen? That's pretty much the same question any discussion boils down to.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)

What a wonderful thing to have done.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)

It helped me understand religious people.

These days I'm a non-practising quaker.

One day soon I might tell the story.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)

I mean

When a river happens to meander in one direction rather than another, from a multiverse perspective, both things have happened, producing a nice symmetrical tree-like structure of possibilities over time. When, due to the random action of something, such as rats, a lift loses power and ceases to function, that also has a perfectly reasonable position in the multiverse as one branch on an elegant tree. However, from my point of view, I may find myself stuck in the now broken lift, perhaps with somebody I hate. Yet I know that, in a parallel universe, there is another me who is not stuck. How is that in any way fair? Also, in what sense am I the one who is stuck in the lift, and not the one who isn't? It's all very well observing this retrospectively and saying that I'd better put up with it, but how did I get there? Why can't I have both experiences at once?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)

Who's to say multiple universes even exist?

Fuck them even if they do, there's no point in getting caught up with things you can't control.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

Indeed. Bastards, sitting all smug in their palaces.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

We get to laugh at them because a palace hardly buys a loaf of bread in their universe on a 7:10 basis

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

also if the direction of a stream was determined by a big rock in the way the resulting two rivers would not necessarily be symmetrical

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

Yes, but it would be symmetrical overall

if there was an equal chance of a big rock being in the way in a different place. Perhaps there wouldn't be, due to the rock having fallen off a cliff and probably falling in a particular direction, but overall, there would be an equal probability of the cliff being on the opposite side of the river. Or else there wouldn't be, and so on.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

what i'm trying to say is that very few big rocks will deflect the water in equal quantities on both sides

so if there's a 60/40 at the top then every 'branch' from there on is affected and there is less and less of a chance that a branch on the outside will eventually reach equilibrium.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

Oh, well, right at the top, then yes.

If the very first chance that happens anywhere in time is an unequal chance, then, yes. The tree would be all bent.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

Now we just need to work out what the odds are of a perfect 50/50 at the first split

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

probably the second few splits as well

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

like if there was a big mountain nearby with its own waterfall or something

ok I'm not using water as a metaphor anymore

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

so if we're stuck out on one of these outside branches

do we cease to exist when the water dries up or do we just stagnate in our shitty puddle of consciousness?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

This is wrong on so many levels!

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)

Would make a good pub sign.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

Let's have a quick one down the Gravel & Shadow?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

if both parties gave consent then who are we to judge?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

absolutly no idea why i needed to draw this

just did.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)

seasonal...

but not easter :D nice

(JoePesky, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)

Hail!

Hail yes!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)

There's something spritual about that.

Pretty cool.

I'm still stuck in the Youtubes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtE-2RXTRbU&feature=channel_page

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)

Left-handers ftw!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)

Teeth!

He's still pretty amazing.

Sleepy time death time for me...

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)

This is wonderful

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)

My nightmares are YOUR FAULT

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broadsword, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)

HAPPY DAY, WIKIPEDIA TERRORIST

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

Nikolai Tesla's robust arrogance has produced yet another terror

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)

you made me lol

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Meow! Meow! Meow! ...Meow! Meow! Meow!.........

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)

HAHAHA

"WHAT DO WE WANT? MORE FOOD! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? MORE FOOD! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? MORE FOOD! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)

hehe

pussy-whipped chitter chatter

(JoePesky, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)

This is what you draw when you stay up too late...

Click for bigger (91 kb)

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--- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)

you should get that seen to

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

Thom Yorke?

Nicely

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)

His new solo album is awsome!

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)

Someone help me. I've gotten sucked into Youtube. Yay for tits!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3plTtWzLMv0

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)

Very good

Slightly unnerving, a bit unsettling, and not a wee bit freaky. But still good!

I love you and your animations, Tits! You have brought much joy to B3TA.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

I love this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Num Num

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)

they're having a staring contest...

...i think the guy is winning!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)

GIVE ME A JOB !!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)

YOU'RE HIRED!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)

scream #2:

AND PAY ME LOTS OF MONEY!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)

NOW!...NOW!...YOU PAY ME NOW!...

...I NO WORK FIRST... YOU PAY ME NOW!!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

I PAY YOU NOW, YOU SELL MORE DICK

I PAY YOU LATER WITH METH

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Shiksa, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)

I QUIT!...

...*flips finger*.... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)

YESSIR!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)

well just look at my office...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)

THIS IS HOW I FEEL EVERY DAY TOO!

wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)

RACIST!!!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)

I had a case of food poisoning at his place, "The Golden Retriever Chinese Restaurant"

He also ran out of Dim Sims and Soy Sauce

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)

hahah

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)

ah-so...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)

i said...

...give me a SPORK!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

hahaha

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)

Perfect fit for our sales team.

YOU FUCKING BUY FUCKING LOTS FUCKING NOW, FUCKER!!! Is their motto.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)

Make purchase for Happy Time!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)

we all get rich...

...have big orgy!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)

JUST GIVE ME CASH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)

give me cash for this shitty ass drawing!...

...(had to be posted though)!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)

You're worth hiring purely to do illustrations instead of office memos.

Fuck that would be so confusing it would be amazing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)

i'm also available for cheap animations!...

...HAVE A GOOD NIGHT GUYS!...i must drown my sorrows in Scotch and Guinness!....... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)

YOUR JOB IS TO BE AWESOME

YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

Is it terrible mspaint drawns o'clock yet?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)

What is it?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)

It's a creepy monster holding a small child on a throne in the darkness.

CLEARLY!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)

Ooooooh

I see it

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)

what?...

...a human sacrifice?.... Satanist!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)

Actually he was killed by a right wing monster, after he got married to the one carrying him who is actually a woman.

But that's not important right now....

The joy of writing crap fiction

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)

I must be in a fine mood

I saw an angel coddling a recently departed soul.

I'm a full-on atheist of course.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)

Wait, I've just seen it.

It's like a gargoyle carrying a woman, flanked by two torches.
That's very good.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)

Also I just realised my b3ta profile is actually 30th if you google search Jeru

Which is pretty good seeing as you get over a million results, and it's the name of a famous rapper and Miles Davis album.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

That is quite impressive.

It's one of my favourite Miles Davis songs but I'm not a fan of Tha Damaja

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)

I'm indifferent about the song, not particularly memorable given I mistook it for an album AGAIN.

I like screechy jazz.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)

Also I've listened to It's Tricky about ten times in a row now.

Can't. Stop. Freaking out 80s style.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)

A LOVELY DAY AT THE BEACH LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)

I HATE THE BEACH :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)

IT IS SANDY AND WET AND I FEEL SO LONELY THERE.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)

Do you feel lonely a lot k3b/-\b?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)

Awwwwwww

that's a yes, isn't it?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)

*sniff*

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)

*hug*?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)

YOU DON'T MEAN IT. NOBODY MEANS IT. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE PAIN OF BEING LIKE THIS

AND FEELING OBLIGED TO LISTEN TO MCR. OH THE PAIIIIIIIN!!

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)

The best way to cure emoness is to stealth into the subject's house and spline Run DMC into all their emo songs, becoming increasingly louder and more frequent.

Until eventually they are cured and stand up and brakedance 80s style.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)

Don't listen to MCR.

Ew.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)

BUT I WANT TO BE ACCEPTED

THIS NEVER GETS ME ACCEPTED

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCK

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)

DOESN'T GET ME THAT EITHER

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)

Oh...

I'm sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)

humpf

YOU WILL BE

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)

ARGH!

:[:[:[:[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)

I still haven't stopped giggling.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)

You're

meanmeanmean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)

HAVE YOU BEEN B& TO YOUR ROOM?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)

no, although I'm in my room, it looks more like this

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)

Wait...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)

um two books, one them was probably on spectral methods the other on turbulence.

and a either the bit of crumpled paper that is now uncrumpled and sitting there, or a used tissue. hopefully with snot in it.

Why does nobody notice my tank? :(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)

We thought it was a duck...

:3

And oh. That's less interesting than fire. And potentially much grosser.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)

I think i have a little wooden duck kicking around.

I do have a forg kicking around on another bit of my desk

Click for bigger (81 kb)

edit, fuck I just realised there's an i missing :(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)

Just as well he wasn't a cane toad

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)

I know someone who has a dried canetoad sitting on his desk

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

Hahahahahah

Some woman used to jog past our house every day, and one time, she was singing this at the top of her lungs. She scared my cat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

aw your poor pussy. :(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)

Is that man being fellated by a half-submerged bunny rabbit?

If so, this my favourite drawing ever. If not, then I don't care for it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)

I want it to be your favorite drawing

but I don't want it to be that with the bunny.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)

I see.

This presents quite the quandry.
What to do, what to do, what to do?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)

Can it be a nice person splashing about in the water

but still be your favorite picture? :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)

No this wont do at all.

A swing and a miss Killerkitti. Better luck next time.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)

Awwwww

:[
Okayyy...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)

Gutted.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)

:[:[:[:[:[:[:[:[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)

¬_¬

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)

That's the best face evar.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)

I know.

It's the most accurate ascii representation of my normal face.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)

How do you do it?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)

He takes great care to make sure his face is Unicode-8 compatible.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)

¬_¬

⌘+⌥+V

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)

Slut cat to the rescue!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:59, archived)

Slutty - maybe.

Classy - defintely.

Can't argue with that bowtie.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)

from the bbc pic of the day scotland

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connor, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The baby bunny is shooo cuuuute. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)

mmmmmm rabbit stew.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:59, archived)

I'm not usually one for cute but this is kind of next level.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:59, archived)

"You cut my motherfuckin' nose."

"Pay up or next time it will be one of your feet. If you're lucky."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)

I'm sure this is what happened.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)

Put that thing away! I'm not Arnie and this isn't Mars!

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Ratsta, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)

"you're putting that thing WHERE?"

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Shiksa, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)

Aww.. that's so cute. Bless him

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)

Awwwww.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)

That's the best fluff I've seen in ages

I like to pull out of her mouth and finish on the bunny.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)

wait

is that a special Bunny Speculum?

(vladk2k, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

BEACH ACTION

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)

Awwwww

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:08, archived)

It's a lovely day until the poor bugger gets eaten by a shark

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)

Shhhhhh

that won't happen. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)

hmmmm....

...what an inquisitive sun.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)

Curious George!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)

Wish it did this back in my school years

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)

Dirty Pod, get to bed!

Nice!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)

he's a quick finisher.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)

that's awesome

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)

thank God computers were invented...

... we've all waited for this day.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

doesn't masturbation make you go blind?

(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

I took a photo, look at this.

85 year old blind Moroccan lady with a tattoo on her chin.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

Looks like the symbol for The Artist who was the artist formerly known as Prince but now

is just called Prince again.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

The tattoo was put there to signify which family she married into.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

I don't like the sounds of that

more akin to cattle branding that anything - unless she's married into some kind of Mafia family.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

In the right marketplace that tattoo is worth as much as a platinum Amex.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)

Hello there, young lady.

What's your name?

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

so why is she blind?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

because she can't see?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

but surely the lord will heal her.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

Freeeee-eee-eee

Nelson Mannnn-del-a

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

Alaska

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

A load of disabled pigeons.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

A small, off-duty, Armenian traffic warden.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)

Does the Blind woman prefer venetian, holland, or vertical perhaps?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

Hip looking old lass.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)

is she aware you did this?

(Pob mk2, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)

Yes.

This is the view from her window, Atlas mountains in the background.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

This is amazing.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)

Here is her back yard

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)

Have you got the above two in hr?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)

Um not really.

I used a Canon AE1 with some Ilford film, got it developed in the professional photographer's lab at the end of my street, then scanned the prints in my Dad's HP scanner. It was the best I could do. I've got 600dpi png scans if you'd like to see them, 2.5mb.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

I would like to see them, actually.

Could you upload them to b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk and message me with them?

I go sleepybyes now.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)

Will do.

Sleep tight.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)

i think shaved eyebrows look hawt on ANYONE

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

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Ratsta, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)

Because I can get away with it at this time on an Easter Monday morn.

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)

This is Quentin Tarantino wearing a large hat

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

Great

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)

The likeness is uncanny.

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Ratsta, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

Yay!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

Yes I recognised it as a hat straight away

I thought "That's a hat if ever I saw one!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

It's a hat?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

Yes.

And a 'lage' one at that!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

That hat's not so big

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

It's on the larger side...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

I think it suits him

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

Yay!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

Fits him pretty well

not big at all

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

THIS IS NOT YOUR BEST WORK.

Thom Yorke, right?

(Guizmeaux, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

Always.

I LOVE YOU THOM!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

*POKES SELF IN EYE REPEATELY WITH PEN*

DO YOU LOVE ME NOW? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?

boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

Wait...

your name is Thom?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

*uses pen on birth certificate*

yes.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

I call fake!

He'd have written "Motherfucking" in front of "hat"

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

*ODD BIBLICAL QUOTE*

BANG BANG PETWWWWWWEEEEEEE AT-TAT-TAT-TAT
edit, almost forgot:

MUTHAFUCKA

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

Hahahahahah

You have summed up all his movies perfectly...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

all that from watching about 10 minutes of pulp fiction.

which is all I've ever seen of his wonderful body of work,

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

Oh man.

Watch all of it. And watch Grindhouse. Grindhouse was amazing.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

that would require me to a) download it

b) watch a fiction story for two or three hours. I've I wasn't sloshed off my noddle I'd probably reduce the movie window size and start coding.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

Bugger all that. Go to the pub and have a beer

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

I would, but it's raining outside.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

Are at the Mountains? its drizabone in the Hills district

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

yeah it's eased off a fair bit but it was pissing down a couple of minutes ago

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

It doesn't rain in Australia

look if the rain falls in Britian the rain in Australia must rise this is SCIENCE!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

it never rains it pours.

*puts sad music on*

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

As long as it's the beer that pouring you shouldn't be sad

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

We all want a shower of the golden ales raining down on us

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

When it floods there, there's a drought here. The imbalance is always the way

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

Wait, so you're saying

you'd need to be drunk to watch it? Or do I not understand your strange Australian English?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

I'd need to be too drunk to code or do other stuff.

admittedly the last film I saw like that was fear and loathing so it worked out quite well.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

Oh man.

But his movies are so good!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

Oh don't he will only make a 3 hour film about

his hat with people talking relentlessly talking and talking and talking and talking and taking then some violent action and back to more talking and talking all set in some psuedo 50/60/70/80s setting and everybody trying to be uber cool in rhetro fashions. Yeah like we all want that to happen again!

hehe ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

His movies rock!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

The last one failed to rock on any level

I've even forgot it's name now but it's the one with the stunt guy who kills people on the road after meeting up with them only to end up getting the tables turned on him by 3 stunt women - yay that really rocked not in the slightest.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

Grindhouse!

I loved Grindhouse!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

Hahah

mofaha & killerkitti's single-word review: "FUCK"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

FUCK

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

BEST LAGE HAT EVER

I do think he looks a little like elvis too

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

The hat looks like Elvis?

you should send this into the Newspapers and Telly - My hat looks like Elvis

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

Hat didn't die man.

He just went home.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

Quentin 'Elvis' Tarantino

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

QUELVIS PRESTANTINO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)

I WANT TO KILL BILL

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

I WANNA FUCK UMA THURMAN BUT WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)

Have you tried asking her

it no good just wanting to you have to put the effort in.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

I send her a lovely hand written note, detailling not only my desires but my

vital measurements. She never replied. :(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)

Perhaps your vital measurements was too big to fit

in her postbox?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)

the probability of this event is not statistically significant.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)

"UMA, I HAVE A VERY LAGE HAT...

PLZ DO KISSYS ON ME"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)

MY VERY LAGE HAT LOOKS LIKE ELVIS

BEFORE THE CHEESEBURGER THING

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

unfortunately my hats are all nicely fitting and have delightfull proportions.

except maybe the straw hat from when I was a kid, but that's too small.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)

He's already been stalking her.... But She contacted VIMOD and now he's been B& from going near her

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

who is this Vimod meme?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

VIMOD is the uber-MODerator that can ban anyone from anything. He first started from banning people form using Photoshop CS4, and his strength grew from there

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

VIMOD DRIVES A ZAMBONI, EATS ALU GHOBI AND NOW HAS A LINE OF CANNED LASSI

Click for bigger (80 kb)

VIMOD VIMOD RIDING HIS ZAMBONI
BANNED A WANKER IN A HAT
AND CALLED IT ALU GHOBI

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

Lassi is good

does not belong in a can.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)

VIMOD WOULD DISAGREE IT IS A VERY PROFITABLE SIDELINE

TO HIS B& HELPDESK

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)

I SHALL DISCUSS THS WITH HIM

I SHALL NOT BE B&

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)

aw man he tried drowning me in a vat of this stuff:

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

RAWR KILL BILL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

Cocknose

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)

If either of your versions of those organs look anything like that drawing

see a doctor, SRSLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

Hahahaha

This^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

hahaha it's a bit short.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

Caption competition

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

Child and cock or something lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

"Frankly my dear I don't give a...."

/ac

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

That little boy is touching my cock

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

Child wins at egg and cock hunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

Boy carrying cockrel.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

HUMAN CHILD GROWS OUT OF COCKREL'S ARSE

Cherry tree grows out of human child's ear
Road grows out of cherry tree's trunk

EXCLUSIVE STORY INSIDE

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

NEWSLETTER LOL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

JADE GOODY REINCARNATED AS A COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

"Fuck Grandma, let's go see what's over that hill you cock!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

JADE GOODY - WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

ARGH! First Ram piss, now goody piss!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

AHAHA!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

I hear that glows in the dark

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

I AM GOING TO EAT THIS COCK LATER AFTER I'VE SMOTHERED IT IN GREASE

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

LOOK OUT MY COCK IS ESCAPING MY PANTS

(

Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

"COCK" LOL

(

Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

how in the name of sweet zombie esher is he grabbing the back leg in front of the front one

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

LOOK MUMMY I FOUND MY COCK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

"Copyright Tahkcalb"

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

I sold my shoes and all I got was this lousy chicken

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

GIANT CHILD ON COCK RAMPAGE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

GIANT COCK CHILD ROFLS!

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO STICK IN MY MOUTH?

(

McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

A fiver gets you beak, ten and I'll cut it's head off while you fuck it

(

McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

"MUMMY I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY COCK"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

"I am using this cockerel's foot

to detect mines, children's lost pocket money and other metallic objects"

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

"And the poultry slut LOVES it!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

Child walks down road carrying a basket and a rooster on a fine easters day

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

Meh. Needs a bit more than just posting it raw. Add some fun to it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

as soon as that camera's off she's gonna fuck them lil dogs.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

I couldn't improve on

perfection, I leave that to you.

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

I've got tons of them. One* for every occasion.

*several actually, but then I love doing victorian mashes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

Haha that reminds me of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)

HAHAHA! "Calm the fuck down, you silly rabbits!"

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)

Mother will kill me when she finds out I sold Daisy for this magical bean

(

arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

It was then

that the young Bernie Clifton devised the idea for his successful television career.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

"Daddy when you said the car was broken

because it's Big Hens had gone..."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)

Perverted Pesent Promenades Poultry Phallus Pondering Potential Pillaging and Cock Jokes.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

Peasant

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

nope... pedant.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)

Piss

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

Pedant

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

a joyful easter

(

Lightguy hail satan, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

winner

oh, hang on

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

shit...

...i was gonna say that.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)

'Outta my saloon, pussycat face!'....

Thanks dudes : )

(

--- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

fucking locals.

This is several shades of awesome.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

~~locals~~ lolcats

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

I'll be honest I thought it was lolcats until i read your strikethrough gag.,..

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

What is the world coming to!?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

Extreme porn

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

in ascii

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

You're always taking things a bit too far

Too far man

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

sadly, someone took it even further and decided that Deep Throat

would be more lovely in ascii
www1.zkm.de/~wvdc/ascii/java/
(NSFW obviously.)

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

Fight!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

clintstones meet the clintstones they're a modern western cat family

from the town of tombstone
they're a page right out from tits stories.

woo :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's awsome! Ha ha

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--- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

cheers, mano :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

it's a good night to be on b3ta!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

tits is an absolute genius!

every post is better than the last!
*click from me*

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

Awww come on now what with you and Happy Toast and the other talented people

can't you give the rest of us a break ;)

haha topanimationtits *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Stop!

Being!
Amazing!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Surely you mean

DEAR TITS. STOP.

PLEASE STOP BEING SO GOOD. STOP.

YOU'RE MAKING THE REST OF US FEEL BAD. STOP.

LOTS OF LOVE
THE INTERNET

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

intellegram!

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

stop

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

Wow! You are really full of awsome

Podd can Woo

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

Pod can hi cockalorum

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

Haha! Someone else knows Podd!

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

I can remember spending an entire school fete seeing what pod could do.

My name was called out for the raffle but nobody could find me, so my dad picked out a prize instead. I wanted chocolate, he got a bloody phone.
It's still in the hallway now, over a decade later. Taunting me.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

The magic died when I found out the actions text file

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

care to share?
It'd be cool to see all the possibilities.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

Damm

I can't find it...hang on...

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

Found it

glide
wink
blink
ascend
rise
shake
vibrate
waver
shiver
quiver
frown
grimace
scowl
vanish

disappear

smile
grin
smirk
sniffle
sniff
smell
yawn
sleep
rest
slumber
snooze
doze
cough
sputter
splutter
look
peer
stare
regard
observe
nod
agree
breathe
blow
puff
gasp
pant
sneeze
snore
eat
devour
munch
feed
guzzle
crunch
champ
chomp
chew
blush
flush
colour
sink
submerge
descend
bounce
rebound
whistle
hum
buzz
drone
laugh
guffaw
chuckle
chortle
giggle
cry
weep
sob
blubber
talk
speak
chatter
mutter
gossip
bawl
hover
flutter
jump
fly
flap
expand
inflate
swell
grow
enlarge
bulge
burst
explode
pop
walk
pace
tread
march
hike
amble
step
stroll
saunter
run
dash
sprint
gallop
race
leap
bound
spring
hop
dance
caper
cavort
boogie

inflate
swell
grow
enlarge
bulge
burst
explode
pop

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

Pod can pop.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

Yer, thats was the best

Currently running podd on a BBC emulator.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

(

Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

\Windows\System32

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

(

Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

\dvd\menu

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

Right Click - Delete - Confirm

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

Dos

C:/Dos/run
run/dos/run

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

You are a nonsense.

One cannot ~~simply walk into mordor~~ run dos

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

Ooooh a sarcasm detector, now that's a useful device

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

glowing windows in the daytime??

Nice work as usual. Needs moar dog!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

click!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

yet more magic.....woo

ker-lickety:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

o
)
o

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

They just want another beer.

Have a Woo and a Yay

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

who doesn't?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

I love your style.

It's fantastic :)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

Your animations

are consistently brilliant.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

just amazing.

i would love to know how you do such beautiful anims with such a modest file size...

*clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

one background image.

in photoshop atleast it has an optermising ability of removing "redundant pixels" so it doesn't keep reproducing the background all thje times.. just uses the one set of information. :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

wow thanks fot that!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

no problems :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)

Have a click!

(Fly Projector, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

its orson welles cat!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

This is fantastic!

as usual.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

cool!

lvley stuff, when are you going to make a whole film ?

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

I love the following

A. Your general drawing style
B. The way you capture cat-movements

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

Malicious, demanding man is malicious. And demanding.

/linked and youtube'd

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

HAHAHA!!

'multi clicks'

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

that makes me so upset I don't have sound working :(

it looked awesome though :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

haha

PLURAL

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

"Click" does not sum up how awesome this is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

Twisted! : D

.....sister!

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--- ---, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

haha...super mini-treat

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

haha!!!

this upsets me! *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

I drew you all a touchpad dinosaur. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

what does it eat?

I hope it doesn't like eating Archie here.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

No, he won't eat Archie.

He's a nice dino. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

Aww he's cute

now where did I put my hunting rifle ;)

nevermind Caveman Brian is on the case
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/dino.swf

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

Nuuuuu

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)

that's wonderous :D

(

arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

corrrr!

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

TOUCHPAD DINOSAUR TIME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

Wow

Way to outshine me, mue. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

Broken picture telephone sharpened my touchpad skills.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

Hahahahah

I love that site. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

RAPTOR JESUS!

The favourite draw I've done on BPT

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/view?id=5084

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

epic paint skills

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

yaaays!

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

That is absolutely awesome! Oh yes! It really is! No, really!

I mean, it's green and looks a bit like a dinosaur!
XD or something? :P

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

Hush, you.

XD

Long time no see, where ya been?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

Doing Dad things mainly :)

Hope you're well :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

Ahhh

I thought you might have gone to the dark side (/talk). ;]
I am quite well, thanks :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

yeah, i spend most of my b3ta time on there

most of us are a friendly bunch :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

I DON'T HAVE A TOUCHPAD WHICH IS FINE AS I, LIKE, SO TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME ANYWAY

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

Use your mouse.

:]:]:]:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

can't... dad stole it.

just got a graphics tablet.

sharks are prehistoric... have one I drew with my left hand:

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Draw something.

Please join in. :D

EDIT: awesome :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

WRONG

you're are meant to say I always thought you were right handed.. and then be all like lololololol and shit and stuff.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Wait...are you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

I don't even know what I am any more, Killerkitti,

I don't even know.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

Woah!

Are you ambidextrous?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

I'm going to say yes but would seem my left side has the functioning capabilities of a three year old stroke victim

but ambidextrous non the less.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

Hahahahah

I can write with both hands but my left hand side is the same. I write like a retard.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

I'd draw one with my left hand.... but it would be good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

FREAK!

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

I should put it down as a disability on job applications shouldnt I

3 apps done and counting now :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

your disabled?

hell yeah.. Look at these ink smudges.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

And the inability to write normally

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

YOU'RE!

fucking grammar retardant whore.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

Lol! Edit would have sufficed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

not as fun though :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

I'm deaf in one ear

And can never decide whether to mention it on job apps. I hardly ever bother, except for the time I applied for a job with the National Deaf Children's Society :p

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

PARDON!

..oh wait.

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

Thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

No problem,

epiphany :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

he looks like an ASSHOLE

i'm gonna fucking FIGHT HIM

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

*assumes the roll of the crappy weak one*

Yeeeaaaaahhhhh

*shakes fist from behind shada*

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

He'll step on you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

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