Today i saw Tommy from annoyingly chirpy 90's television programme 'Ground Force' walking out of HMV
I also purchased Dark Knight on Blu Ray and Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead

Tell me of your day, you bunch of closet homosexuals and faux lesbos.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

debating whether to go out or not
and i have been doing the laundry
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I say go out

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

i dunno

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

My t shirt design's finally up on threadless for votes, which was nice
It's Friday, which is nice
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Enlinkify

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Mmm no. I'll gaz it to you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I worked. Oh, and I had a donut for lunch.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Days off on Friday ftw

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Job hunted, watched Blade Runner
Work in a bit
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Which one of the 17 cuts?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

7
The final cut
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I've mainly been arsing around in a dressing gown.
Then I took my cv to the careers service.

I've got work soon, then pub (probably the lion).

This might sound a daft question, but are there any skittle alleys round here?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Not that i know of

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I installed IE7 on a load of machines
Ran a telephony report,
Moved a desk,
Had a couple of beers for lunch,
Retrieved some phone calls from the call logger,
Fixed some other problems.

I work in IT.
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Tonight I shall focus on my random burns.

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Or beer if the receptionist turns up at my front door

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Beer at lunch would just knock me out later on

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I've been doing it since I worked here
and to be honest, IT is a lot better drunk.
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I want to work in IT

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

It doesn't sound like I've done much
but it has been a truly stressful day. I didn't know how I was going to fit it all in. The report itself took about 2 hours.
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

And I'm still working on installing IE7

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

stress and hard work is good
I want to work in IT
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Well I'm sure if you're good at it you can do it
but not all departments are like the I.T. crowd.

Mine is though :D
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

All I want is a job in IT.
Pretty tough out there at the moment though.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I seeeeeeeeee
London is where all the good IT jobs are at, tbh.
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Not really about good jobs, its availability
I know 10 people who are going for the same jobs I am.. plus whoever else is job hunting. It's a ballache.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Yowzer!

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Aye... not good.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

One of our more senior chefs upped sticks a while back.
They put an advert in the Job Centre and got no less than 350 (allegedly) experienced and fully-qualified applicants phoning up. In one day!

Some of them were from as far away as Kendal (we're in Bradford.)
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I imagine about 90% of those don't know what they're talking about though

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Ouch!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Oof!
Times are tough
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

I don't.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I do.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I went to work
didn't actually do an awful lot, had a stomach ache, was sick, manned up, chatted, listened to my mp3 player, ripped my top and got on the bus to go home. That's where i am now.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ive decided to apply to the NHS
I'd like to be a gynaecologist.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Yeah, I'd LOVE to look at diseased vulvas all day.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I wanted to start a collection
Make a belt out of them
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I did something daft with sodium hydroxide but I'm not too badly damaged
it hurts a bit though.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

But still, tingly fresh minge i'll wager.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

let's see, i woke up when my alarm went off and i got out of bed, got washed and dressed and walked through the woods to the train station
i went in to the shop at the station and bought a bottle of orange juice, i was a tad early for the train so i smoked a cigarette, i then boarded my train and sat back and relaxed on my journey to charing cross....to be continued ....
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

What brand of cigarette?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

b and h gold

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

And how would you describe your train journey?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Went into Leeds looking for a suitable present.
Found it after far too much pissing about, nearly fell asleep on the bus home, had to have a pint to recover from all the aggressive metropolitanism.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Watched a few people walk up and down a bit in the morning,
lunch in the park in the sun, at home all afternoon and shortly off to Birmingham for the weekend. Apparently my dinner is being cooked for me as we speak.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

We took our dog for a trim.
He's so smart now, he could read the news.
"Good evening, this is BBC Dog News."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Or he could go and read the pre-existing dog news on channel 5 with Kaplinskunt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

"The Canine O'Clock News"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Ordered GTA4, 12months gold LIVE membership & 1600 MS points for £35

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

did you pay for LIVE by card or did you get some of those pre paid things?

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

it's all in the same bundle.
From Littlewoods.

BONZA BARGAIN.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

good times,
it took me forever to cancel LIVE when i sold my 360
( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

GTA4 is fucking ace
But I haven't got very far in it. But what I did play was brill.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

i enjoyed it at first,
but i got bored before completing the story
( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

The only thing that annoyed me was saying no to my cousin all the time
NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO BOWLING I AM TRYING TO AVENGE SOMETHING HERE you prick god I hate you
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

nosy cunt
work internet tickling cbbc wine chinese
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I have been answering Technical Support phone calls all day
I went for a steak at lunch and had a beer with it
I also had cafe liegeois and a big fucking coffee.
Then I did more Technical Support phone calls.

Later, I shall attend a bar, where I shall have some of that alcohol.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

I'm not sure who's pwned who here
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090612/tuk-heels-get-woman-out-of-unpaid-work-6323e80.html
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

here comes badger with another linky
i shan't be clicking,
i'm rubbing my winkie
( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Vera Duckworth lives

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth...
Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth, GRAHAM GOOSE HONK HOOOONNNKK! *chases*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

:(
You're horrible to me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

so how was the elderly ladies night out with wet knickers?
otherwise known as take that?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6217879
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

sounds like you had fun
fuck it, I sacrificed that chicken for nothing as the band did not have a plane fall on their heads
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

All they did that night was pray. Apparantly they do it every night.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

that and play soggy biscuit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Shoes.
The most boring purchase.
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

bingo? gaz now

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

When's the next game?
You should do a daytime midweek one, for us work-time b3tans, and the elderly.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

eyes down look in tomorrow from 8ish pm

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

I don't understand the rules
Will everyone need to unignore sexface?
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

not really as i recap the numbers as i go, i'm probably going to get bingo caller of the year

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I can't believe people get away with b3ta-ing at work.
They must have piss easy jobs.
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

They should make her wear the flat shoes.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

just punch her in the face until she does the work
the tough love approach needs to be used to sort out this country
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

i cant wait to find out what happens next

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

JMG must be just about to post.

( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'm already preparing a SCATHING remark in advance.
That JMG! Grr!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

i've got a list of stock phrases
just in case JMG posts
( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

suddenly:
IT'S CRUNKIN' TIME!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

i be downloadin an bogle wit mi bredren

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

get dem on der crunk lolz

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

bludclut i no
imma put on ma uggs n bikini an jus go nutz
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

This all comes very naturally to you doesn't it?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

:(
sadly
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

she must have some amazing looking
carpet slippers.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

what a load of bollocks.
medical grounds indeed.

fuck sake
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

FFS
'Outside court, Stallard said she was considering an appeal, adding: "It's a bit harsh. I can't believe I'm going to be electronically tagged. It's really unfair and I am going to talk to my solicitor about appealing."'

Shouldn't break the law then. Fucking serfs, it's not rocket science.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

serfs?

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Peasants.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

yeah, i know what a serf is

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Fabulous.
Your question?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

never mind

( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Fair enough. Nice having such a friendly chat.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

:\

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

its washing powder innit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

BASTARDS!
I bet the bitch puts apostrophes in the wrong place too
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

A convicted motorist?
Sounds serious.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I've just found out I've been getting underpaid a grand a month since I got back from abroad.
Who wants go from nought to upset in under 4 seconds at this news?
Just think of the day I'm being paid the owed cash. Just imagine how upset a day that'll be.


JMG FOR MOD!
MOOHALAA FOR STRAIGHT MARRIAGE IN '09!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Oh man!
You wealthy, wealthy man!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I'm funding a cure, SSG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

i am attempting to do a painting,
of some cows.
it is a sort of therapy.
i'll show you the painting once it's done if you like?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Post it on /board, and we should ALL click "I like this".

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I think this needs reposting
www.b3tards.com/uploads/Mykey_and_bunny.jpg
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

bad man

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

It's not like I'm going to cause any offence, it's not like he can see me.
Unless that was a massive lie of course.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

it's always best to add a 'no offence' just incase

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

this doesn't
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/SubliminalEsme/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

SHIT!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

just did

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=morning+poo
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

you may be overlooking this
img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/SirSandGoblin/mb.jpg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

GOD

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Can I have your account once you've passed away?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I've never been so aroused

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I am pissed off JMG
but not due to your news. I just caught my top on the bannister at work and it's ripped to fuck now. Sad times.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

but on the bright side its made the day of the office perv
as he gets to see your puppies with the pink noses.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

By describing them as such, you've just identified yourself as your office perv.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

oh they know that already.
reading bizarre for years kinda gave that away.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Rip the rest of it
eat a red pen, have a zombie half hour. It's almost half four on a friday, nobody's doing anything useful now anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Tell people you're the Hulk.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

it will make the tax mans day

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm yet to see how the internet will turn this in to dole banter.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

maybe it will be a bald tax man with a jobless son

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

tax man gets it regardless of whether it goes through Jam Master Geordie's pocket first
c'mon downloads! DOWNLOAD! I'm bored.
( rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

You didn't notice.
That means you can give the money to me and it won't affect you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Somebody stole money from my credit card last week.
I feel this is nature repaying me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

But....but,...
I like money.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I look forward to receiving my official JMG kickback gift.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm skimming 10% off the SAVE SSG fund to go towards our Christmas Party.
We'll be dipping tenners in caviare, and the like.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

that is good news/ or bad news, not for me to judge really, sorry, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

What's your job?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

fluffer

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

SCORE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

What industry do you work in?
I always assumed you to be in leisure or retail, definately one of the service industries.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I shall discuss this with you face to face at the bash JMG.
I have to drive to Peterbourough now. Sympathy required.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

on bright side, you will be leaving peterborough when coming home

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

is he actually going?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I thought the dole was only £45 a week

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I am not pissed :)
Although I will be later - I have finished my latest Master's essay, and my man has done his degree and got his results. :D
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Your good news comes with my bad. Damn boiler has packed up so I have to spent money I didn't want to spend
on getting it fixed. Fucksocks.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue382/
( rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Something about Prince?

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

WHAT?!
WHAT DID HE SAY!??
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

You put the lime in the coconut...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

har har!

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

... cancer?

/Derek and Clive
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

pancreatic cancer
to be exact
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

newfags can't triforce

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

cheers I've got the Lost Woods theme in my head after about 6 months of liberty

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Amidoinrite?
[ALT+255][ALT+30]
[ALT+30][ALT+255][ALT+30]
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

fuck off back to n11chan

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

*tries*
Arse.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

lulz

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

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( well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Gaz Mongychops for a bingo ticket?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

GAZ NOW!!!!!!!

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I saw a tramp who looked just like you in town the other day
Tell me, have you moved to Scotland, shit yourself and started drinking cheap whisky?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I like this

( rob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

"you've got swine flu, you've got swine flu"?

( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

*Punch*

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Oh goddamn
¬_¬
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

HE SAID ROSIE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

JUST GO ON AND HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
OOohhhhhOOOOOHH OOOOOooooooh
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Pub lunch?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

nah, it's just almost hometime
:D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

*gleeful YAY FRIDAY cuddle*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeee

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

This weekend's going to rock
I'm going to practice my ROCK GOD stance. I might even stand atop my amp like a right loser winner.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

YEAH!
Hips jutted forward, balancing your bass and looking moody? Nice one.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

:D
I love Friday afternoons, everyone goes so loopy
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Cos nothing compares to poo?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

you filthy Moser-lover.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

still no cure for ginger?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

The lizards love ginger.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Mine does
she tried to eat me a few days ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

OOH EE OOH AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
OOH EE OOH AA AA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BANG BANG!

Is that the right answer?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Fuck off
That's going to running round my head for the rest of the day now.
Twat
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Mission accomplished.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

those rapid beer chillers are a very poor effort
try the patented TMB beer drinks bath. dry ice, ice, salt and water in a bath. room temp to drinking temp in about 15 seconds. You need tongs to get the beer out, mind.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

where can i buy some dry ice?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

A dry ice shop.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

is that in the dry ice district?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

a dry ice shop

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

you might have me on that one.
I just take it from my chemistry department. You can buy it commercially though.

20 kgs dry ice, 50 kgs ice, 5 kgs salt topped up with water does a bath and it lasts most of the day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

what if i want a bath?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

you would be very cold

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I used to have a spare bathroom for beer cooling purposes
I kept the lawnmower in it the rest of the time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Iceland in Timbuktu.

( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

That you'd have to stop wanking?
because he was trying to examine you!
Guffaw!
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

not only that but thanks but it was putting him off

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I have just seen this story about a boy being hit by a meteorite travelling at 30000mph
uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090612/tod-boy-hit-by-meteorite-travelling-at-3-870a197.html
apart from the lifelong awesomeness he'll have being able to tell such a story in the pub, I hope he gets to keep it.

"Ansgar Korte, director of Germany's Walter Hohmann Observatory, said: "It's a real meteorite, therefore it is very valuable to collectors and scientists."" Sounds like someone might swipe it.

Should you be able to keep things that come from outer space if you touched them first? Or does the laws of 'bagsy' apply, allowing NASA, ESA etc, to try to keep it as they are space profeshunals.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

it made a massive trough in the earth but a tiny scar on his hand?
also: he looks like a girl. and what a crap photo.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

I'm assuming something to do with the fact that his hand could move backwards.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

it would have gone through it
or taken it off. It may not even have hit him, just passed close enough to burn him. But still. Fucking hell.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

and was it just that pebble?
or was it part of a larger meteorite? I'll have to call bullshit on it travelling 30,000 mph. It doesn't have the mass -- air resistance would have slowed it down.
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

the rest hit your mother
BOOYA
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

sorry :(

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

he's...
alive?

EDIT: And no, the universe belongs to the gods. UNITARianISM 4EVA
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

It only grazed his hand.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

if it was me
I'd have got the sun in my eyes and missed it altogether. Why was he trying to catch it anyway?
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yuo've never tried to catch a white hot fireball?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

I don't do SPORTZ
lol
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Duh, because then he's the next one to marry Zeus.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

This

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Fuck NASA, they've got enough space pebbles.
Let the kid keep it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Let him keep it.
If they don't then they're tight bastards.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Why you want to keep it?
Its only a fucking stone at the end of the day
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

it's a stone FROM SPACE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I read that first line in a chinese accent.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

WHY YOU WAN KEEP IH?
IH GIRL, IH NO GOOD.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Stop, please
I'm laughing way too hard now.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Sarcasm?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

No, i just spent a lot of time in Shanghai and the accents cut me up.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Ahh, you wercom, Eulopeen.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

L & R non-distinction is Japanese or Korean, not Chinese.
I'm such a killjoy cunt, sorry, but YOU NEED TELLING.
( Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

IR ONRY FOCKEN STON AT END OF DAY

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

SIRRY INGRISH, RACK OH DISIPRIN, THAS WOH IS

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

RU CANOR KEEP IH, SIIIIRRY BOY

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahaha
me too, after I read yours
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Haha
I really am a dyslexic twat at times

the irony is I laugh at Gonzo's spelling
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

imagine if you happened to be carrying a cricket bat...
...cor
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Doesn't this look like DG?
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60116/1239714102/Catbjjones.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

haha. that's not very nice
it IS dg, isn't it?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

No, I meant looks like him if he were trolleyed, befrocked and
the owner of a fantastic pair of chebs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Yesterday The Woman and I went to Thorpe Park. We went on Saw. It went fast and made my face go all funny.
I had to explain the theme behind the ride to The Woman; as she'd not seen Saw I had to explain all the torture device themes and scariness and whatnot. That led on to a big discussion about the role of horror films in cinema.
What is the point of watching something to be scared or grossed out or whatever? Watching Saw, is there really any legitimacy behind watching someone gouge their own eye out or saw their own foot off?
Alternative question: Piss off. The world doesn't revolve around you, despite the massive gravitational pull caused by your undoubted girth.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

What about my post Russell?
That's it. You're on my flouncing list, big penis or not.
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Sorry.
Do you have a picture of an otter with its nose pushed up against a window?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

not big, bigger than wormo's
that could mean anything
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Aaarrrggghhhh teh words LOL
Horror films are great, most people like having the shite scared out of them in a safe way.
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

yea
exactly. it's about being able to shit yourself in comfort, knowing you're not actually going to get killed. and if you do it in the bath there's less mess.x
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

prezactly :)
hey i got a kiss

a/s/l?
LOL!!1!!

See also: www.b3ta.com/talk/6220453
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

74/YES/HERE
LMAO
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

I HEART U
MARRY ME
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

lol
R U THIS FUNY IN RL? :-o()}
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Wts RL? LOL!!eleventy!

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

You watch it to be excited, have your heartrate raised, feel that exhileration behind being scared or shocked.
I think.

Or you really like gore.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

A bit like rape really....

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I'm not that keen on the Saw ones after about number 3
they got a bit "shocking for shocking's sake", I think. The first one was the best, the surprise was kind of lost after that.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

*agrees*

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

This ^

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

The first is the best.
I've still seen the others though, I'm a bit of a completist like that. I knew they'd be shit as well.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

i've only not seen 5
but I thought 4 was okay, after the crapness of 2 and 3. I liked the whole miscarriage thing. call me strange..
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

*tugs sleeve*
i TOTALLY just booked rail tickets
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

yay!
*throws flowers over you*
CAN'T WAIT!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

i am excited already.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

*dances about*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

:D

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I think those films are quite pretty in their own way. That's why I'd watch them.
The storyline to the saw movies, IMO, is shit, but the pretty pictures make up for it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

People watch movies and telly to illicit some sort of response
This response varies from aaargh!! to ohhh yeeah
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

So that would be someone cutting up a salad and a McD's advert.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Aaaannnnnnd i'm done

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Because being scared is fun to some people.
I love horror films. So jam it up your sphincter, Russell.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

horror films.So it your

my
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Bloody hell
was that worth the effort?
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Every time

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'm such a lazy cunt :(

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hey, I don't agree with her.
Slaggy.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Well she's clearly rubbish
Fuckface
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Saw (the first film) has a very good plot behind it, it's not just gore and horror.
The rest were just milking the gore fest cow.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Because the point in films is to stir up emotions,
be it horror, amusement or in the case of many hollywood films, boredom and depression.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

I've never seen Saw.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

That is fucking awesome.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

i'm not a fan of gore, i fast forward those parts
and there was a bit in splinter where i had to close my eyes :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Have you ever seen Guinea Pig 2?
The plot is a bit thin. A good horror film has more than just gore in my books.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Guinea Pig 2: The Klumps.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1029234/ That is all I have to say on this matter.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Yeah, that was all slightly unneccesary.

( Druid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

What was it like?
I just saw the advert for it via the Guardian, it looks awesome.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hello.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

well, mop it up then!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

OW that isn't an otter either :(

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

THIS IS NOT AN OTTER
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

certainly noy an otter called 'lindsay'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

NOY

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

hehe I've seen a few videos like that
they're all brilliant. The fisheye skating video never gets old.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

*dims lights*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP1HEFlkdY

*thrusts sandy lube into your paw*

*winks*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Ok.
Wonderful.
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

As I refuse to meet any of you people. Mainly due to death threats and the over excited we see on here. (Strangely many of these people are from Yorkshire?)
Who'd like to meet Hubare doing an impression of me?
Like those lookalikes you see. There's money to be made here.

/edit
Yes. I am attending that Capt HB b4sh. Stop gazzing me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

This is fun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Sebastian_Winnett

"Subject is not noteworthy, page has been created as a joke as "Winnet" is a slang term for faecal adhesion."
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

OHH WORMULUS!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'll just pop this back on.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Poor Wormy. You're all so horrid.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Pffft.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I STRONGLY CONDEMN THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR
WAIT TIL I FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Look in the mirror, you horrible man.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

that is an OUTRAGEOUS allegation!
I'll see you in COURT for that sir!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

DOES ANYONE KNOW A LAWYER?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Does anybody know what
"Operation Bum Injection" is ?
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

A vaacination programme for the homeless?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

it's ART
I'd explain it to you but you've never been to Oxford

you spotty little oik
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

web.archive.org/web/20080115200202/http://www.seduced-twg.com/artist_profiles/sebastian.html
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Does this mean you might not make our bash afterall?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

OH I AM ATTENDING YOUR B4SH ALRIGHT, CAPTN HOOD-BUTTER.
I AM ATTENDING. THIS B4SH. THE ONE HERE YOU SPEAK OF.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

NOBODY TELL MYKEY THAT YOU AND BUD ARE COMING TO STAY WHEN NUFC PLAY AWAY AT IPSWICH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

img199.imageshack.us/img199/5544/pleasedont.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I'm mildly amazed that no-one's shopped Moyles into the current image challenge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I just need to know how much Newcastle Brown to get in. Wildheart brought some last time.
He's from up your way you know. I could tell by the accent. I couldn't understand a word of it. Mumbo Jumbo if you ask me.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I NEED TO FIND TRANSPORT what airports are closest?

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

nyeeeeeeooooowm
flying binky!

I hope you can make it, I will do such a big spango-hug on you.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

yes, this.
do your best, binkles!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

YOU PROMISED ME A SNOG.
although i like hugs too. AS WELL.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You will have a hug AND a snog.
Extra value for your money. Not that I'm a whore or anything.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

oh my.
*rushes to check rail stuff again*
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

so, anyone.
that ascii pic of head in hand. how can i find it?
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

this is the best I could find
www.b3ta.com/talk/5705481
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

:D thank you missy

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

HEY I CAN TOTALLY GET RAIL FOR LIKE £30 TODAY. BARGAIN.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

fuck yeah!
bring a tent and you're all set!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Cambridge Marshall Aerospace.
EGSC: APP 123.60
RAD 124.975
VDF 123.60
TWR 122.20

Landing fee £35
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

...oh Vienna!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Stansted, by the looks of it.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

OK THANK YOU

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Not me.
I'd quite like to meet hubare as himself though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I heard that he shaves his head and works from home in order to look even more like JMG

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

He's like a cross between myself and the spaceman from Toy Story.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6220364
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Spot on.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

ADD THIS TO THE INTERNET TRUTH FILE!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

There should really be a JMG Facts Page online somewhere.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

INTERNET WIN!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I'm so over-excited, I just urinated on a passing Japanese tourist.
I do hope the tabloids don't get hold of this.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I read of Paris Hilton's frisky night with Ronaldo in the press.
But I was astonished to see you in the background of the photos feeling up most of the members from "The Pussycat Dolls".
Blimey Double R!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

*dandyish swirling of cane*
Nicole sends you her regards. Sexy regards.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

FROM THE RENAULT ADVERTS?!
Lordy!
You do keep high company!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

"Nicole"
"Ra-Ra!"


Oh, how we laugh.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

"Nicole?"
"Papa?"

"Out slagging your way round all the cock in Paris again?"

"Out being unfaithful to Mama again?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

"Don't be silly darling. You know I had Mama bumped off when she started threatening to take me to the cleaners"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

"oh, Papa, silly me, of course. I'd better go, this Parisien cock isn't all going to suck itself"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

"Save some for me!"
*Minces off in Renault*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

what the hell is wrong with yorkshire?
please mark your response for my attention
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

What's right with it?

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

1/4
the rest is too northern
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

It's really close to the much nicer Cumbria and County Durham and Northumberland.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I WAS BORN THERE AND SPENT THREE VERY HAPPY YEARS AT UNIVERSITY THERE

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

And not once did you pop in for a brew...
For shame, Binks. SHAAAAAAAAAAME
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

i didnt know you then!

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Me

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

No, ME

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I'll fight you for it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

I'll scissors paper stone you for it. On three...
THREE

TWO

ONE

GO!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

*scissors*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

*rock*
UNLUCKY!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

*stabs with scissors and claims prize*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

*already left building on victory parade*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I really need to work on my stabbing reflex.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Yorkshire is a perfectly adequate piece of land...
... You mean 'What is wrong with Yorkshire people?'

Answer: They are pefectly normal for psychopaths.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Why do you use ellipses so much?
... I mean, surely it's more effort?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

It's more...
...dramatic.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ellipsis is for the weak and feeble minded...
... oops
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

And people who can't...
...use the phone book.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I don't want to meet any of you ever again.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

:(
But Jobe, I'm LOVELY.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Don't listen to her Jobe, it's all LIES.
She's HORRIBLE.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

You're HORRIBLE to me Double R :(
I'm lovely and that. Stop LYING.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

FIBS
you're a terror. don't trust her, jobe!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

:(
Character assassination, ONLINE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

not even me?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

especially not you.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

im... not... gonna... cry...

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I thought about going the bash
but too expensive and in the south arse end of no where
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Badger's post here made me giggle.
b3ta.com/questions/onthebox/post449695
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

this is the kind of person i imagine gives you death threats
i43.tinypic.com/18zols.gif
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Oooh, scary.
The fact you only need to run up a flight of stairs and be completely, totally safe notwithstanding.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I often visit your corner of the country and I am disgusted that I have yet to see a statue in your honour

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

This is fun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpWM0FNPZSs
If it's GC or from the newsletter, I apologi you can all get to fuck anyway, I never liked you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

You've NEVER made me come.


Edit - but that is genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

You must be really shit

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

it's an old Fast Show sketch
but, why thank you, yes I am really shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

Pfft
love you really
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Ha! Excellent!
Which reminds me, why am I clicking links? I gotta get to work.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

that's
quite lovely.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

hehe
I saw that the other day, it's lovely :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Thats very good indeed.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

did u just nab it off the one i posted on /links
or coincidence?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Coincidence
I was sent it last night.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

ah you beat me then :D
i got mine today.. you winz0r

*bows*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Christ.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

He looks more like a seven-foot dutch angel of satan with sideburns
but, I know what you mean.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

blimey!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Oh dear.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

Hello, this is /talk.
It's appreciated if you take the time to spell and punctuate correctly.

Thanks.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

I can't see it at work
you shit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

It's the most wonderful thing ever
and it'll be deleted at 4pm. Bad luck.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

I HATE YOU

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

CHARLIE BROWN.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

i see her more as peppermint patty

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I've seen this before.
I hope you die.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I probably will
although you're unlikely to get a personal notification.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

That's very impressive.
Well done Flappers. All is forgiven.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArJYvaCCB3c&NR=1 Making Of... is good too.
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Some classic mongy.
b3ta.com/talk/5150552
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Very good
Plus, no more KERS in F1. Hurrah: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8088272.stm
( magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I'm a bit "meh" about this. Think it was a bit silly in the first place.
Interestingly: "All 10 current Formula 1 teams are included on the list of entrants for the 2010 season, alongside new teams Campos Grand Prix, Manor and US F1."
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

So it'll be a 26 car grid next year, I thought it was limited to 22

( magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I managed to break some of my armour, so I'm getting a new one in gold
how do you carry off bling?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I need to buy some new undercrackers

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

are your current ones gold stained?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Crusty piss?

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

http://tinyurl.com/nn6obb
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

DO WANT

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha, aww

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Sneakily.
I always wear the four rings and two bracelets I'm wearing currently, and my labret. Not usually anything else.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

I read that as
lab rat.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

although I know what it actually is
I still struggle not to think of a labret as something fucking filthy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Jewellery is for girls

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

I don't even think it's for girls
I think jewelry looks tatty

PERSONAL OPINION ON THE INTERNET

however, a gold chest plate looks bomber.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

How about a lovely gold medallion
or indeed a lovely pork medallion?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I won a gold medal
last weekend
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

I got a medal made of something last weekend.
It wasn't gold, but I'm not GmoS, so it couldn't have been.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

All over my face

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

I only really wear a silver ring I got for my 18th, it's a Rennie Macintosh design
and bits of plastic tat every now and again. I'm not very bling.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

In a sack, wearing a balaclava

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

THIEF!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

I have a nice watch
That's about as bling as I get
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

smashing, I can't wear watches, they make me feel sick.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

No bling
I very rarely wear a watch, sometimes a set of dogtags but they are hidden under clothing anyway.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

What's your favourite type of invertor?
/edit
There's a lot that I can take from those who mouth-breathingly leaped from the last thread to this thread with the word "inventor" still stuck in their mind.
I enjoy experimenting with your internet brains.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

I miss Wormulus :(((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

It's your BULLYING which has SPOILED the INTERNET for me as a whole.
There's a few nerds I miss picking on, here.
I can't get through to Mykey for example. It's been 4 years now and he still won't tell me what originally made him fall out with me on the internet.

We must move on, G.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

we simply have to accept that he's made the ultimate sacrifice and put his career as a respected artist first

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Who will wear scarves for us indoors now though, eh?

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

and then they came for the scarf-wearers.
and I did not speak out, because my neck was warm enough.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Also. Is Wormulus Gazzing anybody else asides me or am I the only one?
I'd feel a bit special if it's just me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

me too.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Not me
But then I wouldn't expect him to
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

not me!
GREAT SUCCESS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Not me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

he's GAZing me wondering what I'm going to do to confuse the googlebot
stay tuned people
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

What are you doing to poor old g-bot?

( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

He gazzed me
but it was just about Randomburn.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

if he's moaning
I'm sending mine out on monday. Once I've worked out why the SWEET SHUDDERING FUCK audio CDs I burn on my mac don't play on any "normal" CD player I possess.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

It was him.
Of course he was moaning. Probably whilst wearing a scarf and looking down his nose at me. ONLINE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Bit cheeky of him asking you for stuff when he was such a cunt to you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

Oh
but it was a joke, online.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

JMG

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

12v dc to 230v ac

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Archie
/Balamory
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Fair enough
I didn't read your post properly
In fairness I read your posts like i read BBC news links,
Read the title then quickly lose interest
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Going by the previous thread, I'll have to say Foldsfive

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Yep, fair do's boss
I didn't read your post properly
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Broken periscope.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

p ou
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I AM THE BEST INVERTOR EVER

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

GMoS CHOPS TO THE THROATS OF THE UGLY!
*Boomers up top*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Muh ha ha ha ha
I like an inventor who lives in a dark castle on top of mountain and has a PA called Igor.
( g_j_p, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

That one that lets you use the laptop etc in the car

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

What's the best invention that's not been invented yet?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Time Machine

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Teleporter

( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Replicator

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Mind Bleach

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Replicator,
Holodeck
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Holodeck would be awesome
but who would clean it after it's used as a cyber-brothel?
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Geek

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

yeah right you wouldn't leave a holodeck if you had one.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I'm not saying that
But the fact that your contribution was lifted directly from star trek makes you a sweaty faced wheezing nerd.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

Calling me names to disguise your true feelings?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I only hit you because I love you

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Robotic women with realistic vaginas whose tits get hot and they play the accordion

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Not been to Japan then?

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Well they've got robot women that look like corpses
And a robot that walks and plays the trumpet

I'm waiting for all the pervert technologies to be combined
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'll bet you are!

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Haha,
I was talking to somebody about this yesterday when I mentioned realdoll, and the person I spoke to said that in Japan there are dolls that cost upt o $100,000, and these japanese business men buy homes for their dolls to live in.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Thats exaclty what I was thinking of.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

The plans are afoot.
I just need to sort out a problem with the mammary heaters and we're all set.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Make little pockets and then people can put those disposable hand warmers inside.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Just stick a hot water bottle behind each one
I don't mind if they're slightly rubbery. And leak water.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Bluestar is really a robot?
This explains everything
( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

The problem is when we were tuning her speech patterns, the linguistics tape got swapped for some Chubby Brown.
Hence, the phonomenal amount of swearing.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

I just thought you were designing a killbot

( SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

GET FUCKED

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

The Karraffedler Peyingtoo Automatic

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

I once tried to make perpetual motion
I spent about a month making prototypes and everything.
Didn't work though :-(
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

(1) Take cat
(2) Butter some toast
(3) Fasten toast to cat (butter side up)
(4) Drop cat and toast from small height
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

It doesn't work
The cat sits down and licks the butter off of the toast
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

It has to stop hovering long enough to break the physics paradox first.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

haha

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

you forgot
(5) adjust vertical hold position by adding butter or removing limbs from the cat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Fine tuning can be achieved by simply brushing the cat.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

food replicator

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

virtual reality game that you plug into your brain

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

engines that run on only air and are actually efficient and small.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Why cant somebody make an engine that runs on water ?
water can be split into two components, hydrogen and oxygen, both of which are combustable, surely somebody can make a hydrogen-oxygen engine.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

I saw an engine on Mythbusters that just gives off water
drinkable water, too.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

we can do that.
it's a piece of piss.

Now explain to me the methods used to get Hydrogen in the first place?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Coersion, guilt and fire.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

you're right about the third one.
more or less.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

That was the first I thought of
and then I got chemically confused and remembered why I work in an office.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

The powers of persuasion. Or harsh language.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

If we could harness the righteous indignation
of FotE campaigners, there might be enough energy....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

We could burn their sandals at the very least.
For shits and giggles, if nothing more.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

I recall we did it in physics once.
it was an electrical process to seperate the water onto the two parts.
I think it involved a 'H' shaped test tube, and the gasess were collected in the vertical tubes of the 'H'. And electrodes were applied at teh bottom of the verticals of the 'H'. One gas colelcted on the anode side, and the other gas collected on teh cathode side.
The gasses were proven by burning them and observing their reactions. One has a squeaky pop, cant remember which it was.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Hydrogen, isn't it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

yeah.
electrolysis. It kind of needs electricity. which needs fossil fuels. bit of a catch-22 really.

Also, it only works at small scale. At large scale (ie to fuel any significant number of cars on the roads) you have to do catalytic cracking of hydrocarbons. Which a) needs hydrocarbons in the first place just as a raw material, so why not just burn them and b) is carried out at about 1000 degrees C, which kind of uses a lot of energy and has a bit of a wee carbon footprint.

the whole concept is fundamentally fucked, but that's never stopped people before.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

robotigers.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Lathery bathtime hoverboots

/Comma moment
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

oh for fucks sake
My mate has just been interviewed by the police as he shouted at a group of girls sitting on his car. One of them decided to phone the police as (and I quote) "he was rude to us"

The little darlings were actually sitting on his bonnet smoking and drinking cider, (none of them old enough to be doing either) and he gets interviewed for telling them to basically get off his property.

so there you go, it is perfectly acceptable to sit on top of somebody's car and drink as long as you are under 16.

what's for lunch?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Lock him up and lock you up too for boring us then asking about dinner.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Under a JMG leadership. Here's who gets locked up overnight.
BORING people.
UNRULY YOUTHS.
UGLY people in ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE'S CLOTHING.
GMoS deniers.
RACISTS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hmmm
As a 'Orrid Rozzer myself, that seems a bit silly. I would hazard it was just 'words of advice' rather than an actual interview though..? The little darlings probably said he was threatening, which if they found frightening could potentially be viewed as Common Assault. Don't get me wrong though - I'm sure they were brats
(Eggo ergo I am, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I think I'd go into screaming windmill mode if I saw anyone sitting on my bike.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Get the ignition put on remote.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

I'd really like to run screaming and windmilling at someone though.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

It's just fun to see how high people jump when the bike they're leaning on
suddenly turns itself on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

haha
you do have a point. I broke it the other day by dropping it. Doh.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

Ah, council scum.
It was a smoked ham sandwich, but I ate it earlier because I was so hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

He got interviewed
That's it. Calm down.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

but he's probably a paedophile
what if it was YOUR 16 year old chav scum daughter he's shouted at, eh? I mean, morally, that's pretty much rape. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

The rule then is phone the Police first.
Or crossbow them from a distance. That would be my choice.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

They didn't arrest him did they?
so what's the problem, do you think a young girl making a complaint about an older man should not be investigated?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

ME!
Hello sitting bulls. Internet hero JMG is here.
Who'd like to open today's banter with some made up facts?

/edit
The SECOND I hit 'enter' on this I received a phone call from an angry person.
Ohh Fatties.. Why must you stalk me?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

When JMG votes, he's still voting for Thatcher
He draws an extra box on the form and puts love hearts around her name.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

I heard you are related to Margaret Thatcher
and that her "fall" was actually you barging past her to get to the fridge so she couldn't eat all your pies.

Which were bought with dole money.

By your mum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

I'm going to be a total forriner here,
but why does everybody hate margaret thatcher so much?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6220077
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

awesome.
ta love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

I think it must be because she was a women.

( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

It's cool.
Like liking Radiohead.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

There's a wocket in my pocket...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Margaret Thatcher is bald.
Her hair is nothing but a wig made of the white fur shaven off of lemurs and dyed.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Binge eating is healthy

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

What about binge eating fruit and veg?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

It gives you the shits
/bought smoothie maker and well overdone it on fruit
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Yeah, it's easy to overdose.
Overdose = :(
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

try adding vodka and lemonade to the smoothie maker NYOM NYOM

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

And when you try to stand up, not feeling any kind of ill effects
fall over immediately, singing Danny Boy.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

I think I love this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

That
was emotional
(Eggo ergo I am, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Also hot Coffee, Baileys, cinnamon take off base strain the cinnamon out and add walnuts blend again
and add whipped cream.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

That sounds nice
*takes notes
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

you need a very fine strainer though cause cinnamon is a bitch for pulling out of your teeth.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Cleans you out so it's all good!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

If we are being honest
thats bad for your teeth, fruit has tons of fructose in it, it can sometimes be just as bad as sweets if eaten in excess
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

But sweet things are better for teeth than starchy things
SCIENCE told me so. In reality, the acid in the fruit is more harmful for your teeth than the sugar.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Everything's probably bad for your teeth.
That's why I don't give a shit, and will eat what I like. I also won't use a straw for my orange juice, telly dentist lady.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

yes
coffee causes CANCER, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

B M
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

well done that girl!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'm trying out new ways of sitting on my chair.
Not a lie.

Er... JMG's mum has a vestigial tail, vestigial horns and a vestigial dorsal fin she uses to help fold the washing.

VESTIGIAL.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I'd love some horns.
But only if I could hide them.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Horns would help me look even more sinister
I like your thinking
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

JMG has a third nipple he calls Simon.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

JMG
is in fact 2 different people. One for the day shift, and another for the gay shift.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

Like 2 dwarves in a trenchcoat?

(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

more or less
they take turns as to who is going to be on top.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

the rings in trees don't actually count their age
it counts how many dogs have wee'd on them
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

JMG has lovely alloys
PRIVATEJOKELOL!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

is this is B4SH joke?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

OHHH HOOBEAR!
You terrible person! Who is just me on another account.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Alright Jamjar,
I hear that's your nickname IRLOFFLOLINE.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Didn't you start this thread last night?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Quick! Start a thread about your socks!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

haha, he is dull isn't he

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

9 out of 10 cats
prefer malt loaf with added mouse
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Ding dong the witch is
not quite dead.
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I'm not quite sure, why am I meant to hate her?
The manwife doesn't like her, but then his Dad is all unionised and Labour-loving, so that makes sense I guess. What did she do?
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

She stopped free milk, thus threatening the health of bones and teeth across the land.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

I never got milk at school.
I don't see why it's an issue.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

Yes but that's why every time you eat something acidic your teeth melt

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

I thought it was just the radioactive Coke I drink.
Thank god it's just calcium deficiency.
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

She also sold off national utilities, f*cked the coal mining industry, made the rich even richer.
AND STOPPED FREE MILK.
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

we don't have a coal-mining industry.
Thatcher might have done a lot of bad shit but she didn't make coal disappear. We had used up all the stuff that was ecomonically viable to recover. You can't just go on mining something at a loss because "it's nice for people to have jobs"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Well she didn't help.
WHAT ABOUT THE MILK!?
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

she also raped the country, selling off everything to the highest bidder...
now we're in a situation where we're now pretty much buying the country back
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

the nation was utterly fucked
in the grip of a terrifying recession, paralysed by idiot unions and slowly sliding back into the dark ages. Her solution might have been vicious but it was the only viable one, and it almost certainly saved the economy at the time
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

are these the same "idiot" unions whose work throughout last century have afforded you and others in this country the employment rights we currently have?
although... vicariously - through my father - I've seen unions become as clearly corrupt as the government...

who do you actually trust? I'm going to start my own country! you're not invited! so there!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Can I come?
Unions can do good things, but many let their power go to their heads: See Bob Crow
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

^that statement has summed it up in a neat little package

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

I agree
i'd still immediately describe any union with a striking policy as cunts without bothering to read further though. It's not, and never has been, necessary to strike. It's just blackmail and extortion and should be treated as such. Let's see how Crow copes with seven years in the Scrubs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

even when things like safety are at stake?
I'll meet you halfway and say it's excessive over of the brand of coffee in the kitchen.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

All political systems have brute physical resistance at their base
if a union can't strike, it can't bargain.

And it's no more extortion than an employer threatening to deprive you of your livelihood if you don't tow the company line in every way.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

actually, I disagree.
I think it's far more extortion. You can always leave your job. Your employer can't fire you under the same situation.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

poor sematics
I didn't mean all unions are idiots, just some.

but it is actually most. the problem, basically is that unions have no concept of reality and never have done. If you tune out the rhetoric of any union's demands over the last 30 years or so it says "butbutbut we wanna pony and to go to bed later and cake AND jelly and icecream and why can't we play some more IT'S NOT FAIIIIRRRRRRR"

bunch. of. cunts. Especially Bob Crow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

I don't know too much about it in all fairness.
Too young, you see.
( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

this.
I know I should be angry at her for something, but I'm not entirely sure what. and she's just a little old lady now, really.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

"only" is a bit controversial
plenty of other western countries survived without nationalisation on that scale, and with more influential unions.

For me it was more the sanctimonious conservative-with-a-small-c preachy family values smug undemocratic nastiness of her that failed to appeal.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

it must be something about the British corruption and work ethic then
we couldn't possibly have survived with the power that the completely corrupt unions wielded at the end of the seventies

and of course it's a bit controversial - it's b3ta, sweeping generalisations'r'us ;)

I just get fed up of people hating thatcher when they don't even understand why. I'll give you your reasons though, they were unpleasant truths of her regime. except the undemocratic bit. she was no more or less democratic then her predecessors or her successors, only she was undemocratic in different ways ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Major was good for democracy
Blair was if anything worse, the power-drunk cunt.

But Thatcher centralised a lot of powers that were better served (IMO) by local councils, largely because local councils were a less right-wing than parliament. Plus she presided over a huge number of Quangoes being set up, and set a lot of government decision-making over to private companies.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

but local councils were more corrupt than Mugabe at the time. GLC, anyone?
Swings and roundabouts.

but, yeah, the Quango stuff is dodgy. But New Labour are a thousand times worse for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

I though New Labour were still selling stuff off
which is why we hate them as they're just tory-lite nowadays?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

I'm not a "new" labour supporter either...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Gordon Brown is a thoroughly corrupt fucker and no mistake...
the only thing that this government has got right is Northern Ireland
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

And she's old and looks a bit funny now
FUCK HER, BITCH
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

That's a good thing though
Milk is wrong.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Yeah, but when most people put milk on their breakfast
their breakfast isn't chips.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

LOLFAT

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

She did lots of things, same as every other government.
Some were okay, some were really shitty.
You are meant to hate her because of the shitty things, ignore the good things, and sternly ignore the notion that we've had many governments since who have failed to right some of the wrongs.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I hate this one more
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8096833.stm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

She looks like she's wearing a wax mask.

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

It's probably made of kittens blood
not wax
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

She's trying to rebuild bridges
Evil fucking bitch. I kinda hope she dies of something nasty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

I want her to swap pancreases with SSG

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

SSG ALWAYZ IN AER HARTS

( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

Something like elephantisis and haemmorhoids mixed together
would be appropriate.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

god she looks like a grotesque mediaeval puppet

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Aaah
I hate her.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

She looks like a weasel.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

that should start
"The devil rubbed his hands together in delight after... "
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

She's gradually turning into The Emperor from Star Wars, isn't she?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

haha

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

She really, really is.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

yes but BUT
can you get all 100 stars?
www.nekogames.jp/mt/2009/05/cat_gets_100_stars.html
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Noisy.

( Jobe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

ah, i have the sound off
did you get 'em all?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Fingers crossed eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Haben sie
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/queenofevil.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

That's an awesome picture.
/ac
( Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

Vielen dank.
It didn't turn out as well as expected, but the face did. Her exression was different before, more friendly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

*fears*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)