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On a job application form, where it says "reasons for leaving current employment"
is it poor form to put: "Theft and illegal accounting by management staff, discriminatory and racist behaviour in recruiting, illegal working practices and terms of employment, plus, I hate everyone I worked with."?
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

'poor speeling'

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

it said 'rasons' a moment ago

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

mmm, raisins

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

The spelling ninjas work fast

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

AND THEN THE BRAIN LEFT EARTH FOR NO RAISON!
/futurama
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

don't forget to add passive-aggression

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

We the American working population
Hate the fact that eight hours a day
Is wasted on chasing the dream of someone that isn't us
And we may not hate our jobs,
But we hate jobs in general
That don't have to do with fighting our own causes.
We the American working population
Hate the nine-to-five day-in/day-out
When we'd rather be supporting ourselves
By being paid to perfect the pasttimes
That we have harbored based solely on the fact
That it makes us smile if it sounds dope.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

hehe

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Why not just write...
"Became disillusioned with current company working practices."?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

That makes you sound like a big fat Bolshy trade-unionist troublemaker.
They want invertebrates. The clue is that they expect you to have a special reason to make a simple, nobody-else's-business personal choice like leaving a job.

Waffle some shit about expanding your personal horizons in fat handwriting.
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Newington, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

:/
www.b3ta.com/talk/6251055
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

"A dog licked me and I got sick"

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

~~sick~~ aroused
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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

"I saw a dog with an errection and I had a 'Boner-Off' with it and I won and I got banned from the park"

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

it's a wonder anyone has ever employed you, dg!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

I just keep my mouth shut, flutter my eyes and wear a revealing blouse.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

i assumed you just kept turning up at the building and it was easier to give you a wheelie chair
and a box with computer written on in than to have you removed everyday
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

I am the building's "Colouring-In Technician and Chair Spinning Specialist"

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

sounds alright to me
how many biscuits do they pay you?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Biscuits?!?! OH I'd dreeeeam about being paid is buscuits!
I get a wet wipe every week to clean my chin with.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

are buscuits bus-sized biscuits?
'cause if so, where can i get some?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

The end of my head dobber got stuck

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

so there are no bus-sized biscuits?
*sniffle*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I'll make you some from spit and love :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

HAhahaha!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

~~got sick~~ liked it (hope my boyfriend don't mind it)
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

I would say that "I did not share the companies views on employment and staff management"

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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Also: I would say "I was concerned with the morality of the business practicses."

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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Or "I was concerned with the morality of the business practices"
even
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

hahahaha, they'd love that, it would show that you are really funny, hahahaha, or not
new thread please
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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

"I thought this was threadworthy"

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Fuck off.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

:(

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

oh yes and you telling us you were off a train and Newcastle was sunny was threadworthy?
both are threadworthy, stop being so upset and overweight.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha
Am I allowed to use the QOTW Off Topic defence and claim I don't care in Caps Lock?
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

go for it.
You're also allowed to use the 'WELL SOME PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I DO' argument... I mean you've got the tits for it.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Can I claim I ONCE WON £10,000 FOR WHAT I DO argument too?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Like here:
www.b3ta.com/links/My_friend_sings_Nora_Jones_What_am_I_to_you
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

that lies entirely on whether you ONCE WON £10,000 FOR WHAT YOU DID

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

See ^^

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

see wha'?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6251179
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

oh I know that palava

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I think I summed all that up rather more succintly.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

If a bee stung his face do you think it would shrink?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

HAHA.
Fuck me, I just had to pretend to have a coughing fit then.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

no discernable change!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Hahaha

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

"they found out"

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

as long as you don't write it in your own faeces
you should be alright?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Who'd like to offer me a job?
I'm bored.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I've got a job for you
try to find out where my wages have been for the last month
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

You can be main Rodeo Clown for my Pug Ranch?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

woo hoo!
Ride em out head em up move along knock em dead RAWHIIIIIIIIIDE
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Your lasso is made from red liquorish so they get extra licky with you

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

come and be the new IT manager here
mine is leaving and i don't want a crap new boss
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I can't do computer.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

i said IT and you knew it was computers
sounds like you're overqualified
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

haha
:)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

seriously though. i'm gutted.
my current boss is the best guy i've ever worked for.

if we end up with some humourless slave driver, i'm leaving.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

You should start your own server maintenance business
You could quite effectively clean inside servers while they are in operation. The fans could be a little dangerous though.

P.S. Sorry
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I could cover myself in microfibre
and just roll about inside them.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

that's some niche pron, right there

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Did your cyber bunny get my Bender inspired message yesterday?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

aw he's turned off at the moment
he'll be back on on Saturday :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

"My boss wouldn't sexually harass me and I felt ugly"

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Winner!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Ha ha
excellent
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

"i was touched as a child!"

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

~~touched~~ dropped on the head
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

"Entitlement under Abolition of Slavery Act 1831"

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Newington, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Winnar

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

It was due to a toilet related incident.
I had entered the cubicle for my morning shit and noticed someone had left a 'slalom' of loose shit on the back of the pan. I exclaimed, "Oh for fuck sake, what cunt has got his arsehole half way up his back?", not realising it was my boss who had come back in for his briefcase.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

"no one wanted to play pokemon cards with me :("

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

I would love to play Pokemon and the only cards we had were 12 magicarps

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
DO YOU HAVE any EVIDENCE to back up your claims?
these are SERIOUS ACCUSATIONS
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Seeking a new challenge
you also sound like such a moaning fucking cunt
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

If you were to start a drag act, what would you call yourself?
I think Miss Terri Mann would be a good name.
It has all the hallmarks of a good drag name. Ends in "Mann", Terri is a sexually ambiguous name and it also sounds like Mystery man.

I even think it's better than "Helena Handbasket" from Friends (Chandlers dad).

Failing that. Use your first pets name and your mothers maiden name. Or don't.

Anyone who says Maffers is a bummer.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

maffers is a bummer

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

you speed demon!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

in my spare time, i'm the flash

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

in my spare time I flash.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

~~my spare time~~ bed
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Where is bed in the previous message?
Shitmuch?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Balls :(

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

uh oh, misery.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

I failed.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

nice try, guffbeak

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Yes yes.
Tell us something we don't know.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

you smell of bananas

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

he's a guffbeak

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

I cant say ive considered it
You queermo.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

i got bored waiting on my bus this morning and was thinking about private number plates.
The prefix M155 is available and I was thinking it's a shame Tegans mum doesn't drive as I could've got her one.

It led on from there.

I have a strange mind.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Maffers is a bummer

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

pwned

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Peter Street.
I've never owned a female pet.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Alexa Kimbo

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Maffers is a bummer

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

double pwned

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Denise Bowles

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Nice.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Shelley Hoare

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Mines better.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Though I want to praise you for pushing Wormulus' self-indulgent thread down, I'm frankly stunned by the levels of campness in this post.
Though it's not as camp as that pic you used to have in your profile.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6251113
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Too late, muffers

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Mary Hinge

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Spider Hill

(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Time to put this to bed.
Please list my comedy accounts, I want to know how many you think I have.

I'll get you started:

Wormulus
Hermione
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WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I would.
But I couldn't care less.
Sorry. No offence.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

mykey
friz
sexface
sammi
rob
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Can't be Mykey.
I've met him.

Unless he's trolling real life too.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

are you saying there isn't room for wormulus in the mykey suit?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

gilgamesh

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

MORE PRESSING MATTERS
www.tunetribe.com/product/index.html?id=307485

I've heard two songs so far.
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

No Friz, this is the thread where you all have to talk about me.

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WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

I think our time could be put to best use listening to these songs

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

yes tell your friends about my music i luv music it my life, do you like Pink xxx
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

You're clearly not Denise Bowles

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

and who are you
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

right-o
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I don't believe he exists
Does he have a Wikipedia page?
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

not any more, lol
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett,scarf-wearing cockhound,grass
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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Conor

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Mrs Hood-Butter

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

fuck off you grass, you should be shunned forever for being a little online snitch

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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

SickRik

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

I don't care.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Marissa Nadler is fantastic.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

good point well made!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

she has to be better than marissa faireborn
that bitch is annoying

i can't listen to anything at work. what is marissa nadler like?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

dream folk.
Imagine Joanna Newsom, but NOT DREADFULLY DREADFULLY SHIT
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

you're asking a lot of my imagination there

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

I think Wormulus is a comedy account and Police Dog is playing a cruel trick on us all

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

lion-cake

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

[sic]

([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Ryan Bury

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

brian ferry

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

This is not the internet I signed up for.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Comedy?
I could accuse you of a lot of things but not that.
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nick the greek, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Why do all words beginning with the letter Y
start with a Y...coincidence...I don't think so!
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

ha. yeah.
good one.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

It's not even the Summer holidays yet.

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

YM

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

ROFL UR FUNNY
Is your username a pun that I've not gotten, or is that your real name?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

"De Knees Bow Els"

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

www.tunetribe.com/artist/index.html?id=17052

clearly it's this person here
there's no way there could be two with that name
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

"Denise was bullied extensively at school and college and has used this as the inspiration for her songwriting and instead of being defeated by these experiences has turned her life around using her music as a source of strength."
God, if it is her she's not going to last five minutes on here
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

Or maybe we'll inspire her next album

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

Sticks and stones will break my bones.
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

no, that song has been done
unless you do covers
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

If I'm glue then you're rubber
and whatever I say will get stuck in your blubber
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Oh god
www.tunetribe.com/product/index.html?id=307485

"Fly" is brilliant.

Yup.
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

"I wanna fly with you
I really do"

Poignant lyrics, too
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

MAJOR CHORD MAJOR CHORD MAJOR CHORD

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I enjoy the ska drums at the beginning of "Fly"

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I am THE CASIO QUEEN!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Oh my lord.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

pfft. nice.
hey dg. would you rather die or kiss a bmw?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'd fucking love to kiss a black man's willy

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

thought so

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

BUT, if you substitute "music" with "shit comedy"
IT'S YOUR LIFE STORY
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

:'(

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

MOON-FACED MUTANT
LA LA LA LA LA
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Has that title been passed on then?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

HA

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

"bullied extensively at school"?
HAHA WHAT A FRIENDLESS CUNT, BET IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOWNS AND SMELLS LIKE A DEAD BADGER.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

are you not down with my syndrome?
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Not to the level you are, obviously.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

haha, fucking hell fire
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=11227578
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Is that video from 1980?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I can't hear any of that
despite turning all the volumes up high.

Was it recorded underwater?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I think the sound was getting muffled by the WAVES OF HIDEOUS FAT AND OBESITY

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Denise wasn't the fat one

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

stop being meen about my mum
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

What?
I was calling you "not fat", and suddenly that's an insult to your mum?

Wait, more pressing matters, your mum interviewed you?
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

yes my mum watch what you say she has an alsation
(Denise Bowles, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I think Maxine Carr was her style icon.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

THAT'S who she reminds me of!

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

if you whittled some lard off the fat one and made the skinny one eat it, you could make two normal-sized people out of them

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Like "You"
And "Yachtfucker"
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Are you the same shit troll from yesterday?
Oh, yesterday begins with a Y.

It's strange cos when I read your post I thought WHY?!!! WHY??!!!!!"

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

chill brah
i39.tinypic.com/54tzyq.jpg
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

I have my own thanks
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2568517&l=251a074245&id=639124179
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

bitch ain't chill

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Did you just call my daughter a bitch?
*gets all internet hardman on you*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6251007
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

*calms down*
*gets angry*
*calms down*
*gets angry*
*has a heart attack*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

i'm sure he'd kick an ass or two

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

I would've accepted
"He'd make a plan and he'd follow through"
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

or
tell them to unite for true
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

starting the betting here
mongychops or Wormulus?

outside chance of Syncubus
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'm glad nobody thinks any comedy account is me anymore
It's like the thinnest layer of respect around here
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

If its Wormulus, will he report himself to Cr3 for deletion?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

who really gives a rat's arse?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I reckon it's an actual new person.
Just a shit one.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

This one is me.

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WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

but Yvonne starts with an E

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

BARK BARK BARK BARK!
BARK BARK BARK BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

*joins in*
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!

BARK BARK!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

i would LOVE to see police dog envolving

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

YES!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I GET NO LOVE :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

licky lick lick
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

I had a DREAM about you, Police Dog!
You solved a crime ON A MOUNTAIN. I was well impressed.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Who's a good boy? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
*scratch behind ear*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

*police dog theme tune*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

lol is a palindrome
palindrome is not a palindrome.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

it's where the losing US vice presedential candidate
does her cycling
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

ym
yields easily you youthful yoghurt coating mongoloid.
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WormuIus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

ZIS COMEDY ACCOUNT IST NICHT FUNNY.

(Wormulus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Honestly?
No-one had the name Hitler before?
I'm genuinely surprised.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I VOS AS SUPRIZED AS DU IST.

(Wormulus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

weeeeeak

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Shatner
Shatner
(Shatner, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

oh brilliant

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

I'm moving mobile providers
and have about £20 left on my old pay as you go account that I can't transfer.

What can I buy/waste this £20 on?

Edit:

This'll do it !
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=xpt/Marketing/mobile/MobileT2B-outside

Edit2: bollocks US only, fricking yanks
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Sex chat lines.

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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Is this what you were asking us?

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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

You could of course buy ringtones like the annoying frog

(

SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

but I don't think that's as funny

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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Sort of
I don't need 0898 for that though, I just phone random people up and shout obscenities, that give me the right fucking horn.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

0891 21 21 21
Text "grot"
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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

0181 811 81 81

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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

fucking A

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I remembered that
and googled just to check. Funny how numbers stick with you. I can't remember my own fucking birthday half the time.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

i remembered that as 081 before the area codes were expanded

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I think it was the catchy song
they made out of it. I seem to recall a black and white old-school clip that accompanied it.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

01 811 8055

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I remember ringing that.
*sighs*
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thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

0891 339955

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Call 0891 50 50 FIFTEEE!
And talk to a guy dancing with some dumbells.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Haha
Me and my friends joke about this every so often.

I recall the guy with dumb-bells had stripey black and white spandex pants.

(Girls voice) Ohh eight nine one
(Manly mans voice) FIFTY FIFTY FIFTYYYYYYYY
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

She sounded like she had just come up from the bottom of the ocean, covered in seaweed and gasping for air

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

And the man sounded like he just shoulder-barged her out of the lime-light to scream FIFTY FIFTY FIFTYYYY at the mic.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

I'm going to do this whenever I see a girl on the phone now

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

are there any girls in your office right now?
what's the number?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

001 809 563 0000
It is/was a German chat line

/half remembered advert from MTV Europe when I was 11.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

psychic chat lines
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magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Your mum
it's good to talk
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

there's a freephone helpline number on this can of flyspray, try that
0800 353 353

ask them if it's safe to spray it in children's eyes
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

so tempting to phone it
and pretend to be Geoff Goldblum in distress.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

get one of those tennis racket style fly killers, great fun

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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

01322 281 271
Pizzahut in dartford
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SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Order a pizza then offer to pay them in phone credit.

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

My Text Check
No worries.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

you can call me up if you want, i'm not much for chatting tho so it will mainly be silence on my part

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mongychops, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Use it to buy games for your phone.

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

phone the scientologists
tell them you're mentally ill and you want to give them all your money
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Call me on 020 7373 5800 and tell me you love me

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Good morning, official announcment time
iSpongPico has been created, and will join the world sometime in the first week of January 2010.

You may congratulate me now.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Yay
Great conception work.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

It was very easy you know

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I hope it was fun too
I know I enjoyed it with Mrs C
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

NEAR THE TOP.
b3ta.com/questions/theboss/post463360

/head in hands
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

'near the top'ing is for twats

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

GET IN!

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

aww
*ruffles hair*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

You mean you've been DOING IT?!?!
Like the PIGEONS?!?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Yes, all over your car

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

ewww, some bloke's lost his mess up your ladycave

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

That's at least 3 times now

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

ewwww you let a man do a wee in your bellybutton

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

congratulations you have more babies than me
My sister has just moved to New Zealand, she says it is cold.

Is it cold? She has an exam on Saturday, is it hard?

She's an osteopath, do you know her yet?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I know someone who had an exam yesterday
is she your sister?

it is cold, we have a fire, it didn't burn my neck.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Probably not but it was worth a try.
She's British, and much shorter than me.

But cold in New Zealand is pretty warm right?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Cold in NZ is Spring in UK
Warm in the sun, cold in the shade, cold breezes and cold nights.

Fair bit of rain, but mostly bright days

Your four day forecast will follow after the news.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

GOOD JOB!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

conceptulations

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Thangratefulations

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

haha, i like that
especially since it ends in something that sounds like 'fellations'
fnarr
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

pl uop psdn suolnuo
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Being an upside down lady
will she give birth out her head?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Good point
*googles*
EDIT: Apparantly not. It's a clunge delivery but they have to push harder due to a different gravity.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Cheers
I'm thinking of calling it Captn after you if it's a boy
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Huzzah!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

HAHA MORE FINANCIAL PRESSURE

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WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

another work-shy dole-scum to blight the already depleted planet

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Who's going to pay for my pension,
that's what I want to know... because it's certainly not me.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Congratulations
Have you thought of any names?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

bumcivilian

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Sulphagne

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

cDonald

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Well we have iSpong Mini, iSpong Nano
so this one's going to be iSpong Pico. Shuffle seemed wrong somehow
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

iSpong Touch?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

YAY!
Oh congratumalations, babe :D This is wonderful news!
(

Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Thank you
:)
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Congratulations.

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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Thank you

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Yay, congrats lucky lady. :D

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Thank you

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

congratulations

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Thank you

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Congratumalurations!!

(

FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Thangratefulations

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Congratulations on completing the unholy trinity!
*awaits an early 2010 apocalypse*
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Oooh I hadn't thought of that
maybe we will stop at 3 after all
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

TOO LATE!
Together they will form iSpong MiniNanoPico like a grotesque episode of Power Rangers, and bring about Australasia-based armageddon.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

who the hell impregnated you
?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Baldmonkey
he's got a fucking enormous penis
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Yes but it is grafted on.
He harvested it from one of his victims.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Your fanny must be like the batcave by now
But with more pedestrian traffic
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

It's terrifying to behold

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

the bat-twat.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Top shagging.

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ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Congratulations

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magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

HOORAY!
Two of my girlie friends are expecting babies this year, one in November and one on Christmas eve. I'm not at all jealous. Not one bit.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS!

*quickly works out dates and when we met up in Wokingham*

*sweats a bit*
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

*points*

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

Ning!
I think i have a tumor... how can i tell?
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

leave the internet immediately
i can't stress that part enough

then go to the doctor
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

wow, it worked!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Hold it to a lighter.
If it turns blue, it's a tumour.
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Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

look into the mind of baldmonkey
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/b3tatalk/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

That's still less scary than Rob's Shatner-ator thing.

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Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

that's pleasing
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vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

clearly you are more easily pleased than most people

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

:-( probably true
on the up side, I am as a result easily entertained
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vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

*jingles keys above your head*

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I'm sorry, I was busy chasing some rolled up tinfoil, could you do that again?
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vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

one show a day, sorry

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

:-(

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vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

to be honest a rolled up ball of tinfoil is usually enough
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vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I have a tumor.
A lipoma to be specific. I'm hoping to get it removed soon so there's no need to give me the SSG treatment.

I'm just lucky I guess... the poor brave little soldier...
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I'm trying something new with my facial hair.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Evil villain curly moustache!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

an evil villain goatee beard type doo dah

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

this is big news!
what are you trying?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

I'm trying an evil character goatee chin beard type thing,

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

ace
are you going to do more evil deeds to suit it?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

of course.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

bwa ha ha!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Do a face frame.
Thin line of beard boxing in your face. You will look cool, I garantee it.
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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

gosh no.
those always look dreadful
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Damn foiled my plan.

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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

win

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

sulks

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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Would you climb a mountain
for a bag of crisps?
(fume troll, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

What crisps?

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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I don't think they've thought this through.
You can't just go banding about promises of crisps on the internet and not know which type.
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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Depends of what kind of crisps
If it were 3D's that you can get in Spain.

Or a packet of seabrook beefy but they were guaranteed tons of flavour
Seabrooks have gone right downhill lately..
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

no
unless it was one of those bogus 'pretty big hill. let's call it a mountain' type things and it was a massive pack of fancy crisps
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'd just climb the mountain.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

pffft
you don't need bribing
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vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

TELL THE INTERNET
And then go to the doctor
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Ask it if it is or not

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

wont talk to me.

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha!
Have you seen this?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

excellent
i hope they don't change it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

also, reminds me of this:
www.snopes.com/business/hidden/coolcans.asp
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

Do you think Nintendo intended for all the letters with stars on them to spell "U R MR GAY"?
www.a-normal.org/wp-content/mario.jpg
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FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

link fail

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

"please do not hotlink our images"
but i know what you mean

tom and i were talking about it yesterday
i don't think it was deliberate
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

psst, the new one doesn't have the stars!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

What, new covers for the game or that link up there? The link definitely does.
(

FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

it's a working link but the picture it links to doesn't have the stars that we were talking about
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

yes it does. I'm looking at them now.
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FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

oh yeah, for some reason i remember them being bigger. can see them now. why're we still whispering?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I think the fact that the Sun thought their readers needed it spelling out speaks volumes.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

They can still only work it out by pointing at the individual letters as they read them out loud.

(

FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

"coincidence"
Yeah right.
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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Mhm, fired designer, more like.

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Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

National coverage in the paper for free.
Raise and a new car for the designer.
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Yes, that's true.
I hadn't thought of it like that.
(

Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

I liked the you've been tangoed adverts that got banned.

(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

It seems school was more fun years ago.
I'm sure they'd ban pogs these days, in case a kid threw a slammer at someone's precious Tarquin.
(

Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

pogs got banned while i was at school

(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Really?
Oh. Maybe I had a liberal-minded school, I don't remember them being banned.

My point stands: Why can't kids beat each other senseless with ill-advised toys and excuses from TV these days?
(

Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

they were banned because fights were erupting
i was fucking brilliant at pogs
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Conkers being banned is madness.
And something that makes me angry.
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

That's crap
Pogs are ace.
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

This^^
is true. Remember the Asda 'Microsoft' bras. So much publicity for so little money.
(

lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Link, please?
Google doesn't like me.
(

Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

The Asda/Microsoft spat is difficult to find.
But Asda advertised a range of lingerie made from a type of material they decided to call 'Microsoft Fibre', in the knowledge that Microsoft wouldn't be able to resist making a fuss.

It was all over the papers for a few days. Publicity worth, well, perhaps not 'millions' but a lot.
(

lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

hi, i keep forgetting to send you the tracklisting
because i mainly go on talk at work
sorry, i'll do it this afternoon (hopefully!)
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

Cool,
can you remember what track 2 is Off the top of your head.
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

deus ibi est
isobel campbell & mark lanegan

from the album 'ballad of the broken seas'

s'good, innit?
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Yeah, favourite track off cd.
Going to get more of their stuff.
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

do you like the rest of it?

(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Yes.
Listened to yours and HarlodBLC whilst driving about for work. Was a nice change from my music. All though I have only recieved two random burns so far. :(
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

i've had 3 now
i had to PAY for mikewozere's!
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

You can charge?!
Was it any good?
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

no, he just didn't pay postage
yeah, s'alright
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

haha cheeky

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BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

that's it
i'm going to go buy some tango.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

that picture of
Neil is priceless ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

amorous badger?
blimey, he's put on some weight
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I note that the Sun yesterday had the headline "The Twitter batter of Tiny Pete". Genius.
I can only presume Jordan has been slagging off Peter Andre on twitter.
(

FoldsFive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Sometimes I wonder if they come up with the pun first and make the news happen afterwards to make it fit.

(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Sometimes??

(fume troll, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Morning poo.
Slightly overlarge and mildly dry brown trout causing some discomfort on passage.

Minimal odour and surprisingly splash free - 7/0
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS. I LIKE EGGS.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1495799
(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

but what is your opinion on chickens?

(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

FUCK A SHIT

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

HONK

(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)

PARP

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

Careful, you might follow through.
And I'm not sure i could handle the excitement of TWO plop reviews in one morning :)
(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)

I imagine your poos are like Aero bars.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

talking about shit
has anyone got a working copy of pistons stand up?

From what I heard the only to person to die worse on stage was Tommy Cooper.
(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

I managed to watch 2 minutes 14 of it.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

I want to see it
I like disaster movies.
(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

This was like a snuff movie he was dying that badly.
Though, to be fair, the fact he's actually got off his arse and done it makes him marginally less shit.

You can say many things about the bloke, but you must have some nuts to get up with the material that he had.
(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

Jeans and a T shirt?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)

~~have some~~ be absolutely fucking

edit: I'd like to point out I haven't seen the event in question, I'm just assuming it was awful. And jumping on the bandwagon.
(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

Well, yes, that as well.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

bahhhhhhh
you would think its in a cache somewhere...

but can I find it.

can I fuck!

grrrrr
(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

but what IS the deal with airline peanuts?

(

dotmund .co.uk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

And white guys, they're all like x
but black dudes, they're all like y

What's that all about?
(fume troll, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

You don't get them anymore.
Peanut allergies are to blame whys everyone allergic to peanuts now whats the deal with peanut allergies...
(

BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

A wild Abra appears!

(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 4:45, archived)

*Teleports*

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 4:47, archived)

*rages*

(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)

:/put finger up bumhole of wild Abra

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 4:58, archived)

Wild Abra has been violated and is humiliated!
Wild Abra's pride drops suddenly!
(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:08, archived)

Pride comes before a fingering

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)

lol removed
www.b3ta.com/links/Piston_broke_does_stand_up
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)

Yeahh, him and Friz were talking about it before.

(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)

Friz has a fat face

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:10, archived)

Are the Russians and the Yanks still fighting over which of them will be the first to walk on it?

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:18, archived)

I think they're arguing about who gets to punch it first

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:23, archived)

bugger bugger bugger
I wanted to see this!
(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:04, archived)

YES!

(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 5:08, archived)

gronda gronda gronda

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)

Needs more theme tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UZtsfuSiw
(

masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)

FUCKING GREAT NEWS.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

does anyone do forza 2 here?
I just got a 7.04 on the Nurburgring in the time trial challenge.

* is inordinately pleased with such a result *
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

According to Omegle, Jesus is a Nigger.

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Do you know 'bout dem white girls?

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

Just had a nice chat with a peado.
That was fun.

:(
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

a /b/tard then

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

29/California
He says "he's stuck it in a ten-year old's pooper" before

:(
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

that's just sexface

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

Did you tell him about Abras?

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

:'(

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

transcript?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

Did he touch you?

(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)

No.
No I don't.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

no habla español

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

I'm chasing the non-existant cake.

(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

I keep getting killed by the death lasers.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

I have to kill the companion cube again.
I can't bring myself to do it.
(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

People keep a/s/l-ing me.
They get upset when I go for 46/m/york.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

i don't understand "normal" racing games
where are the blue shells? the boost bar? the exploding carnage upon crashing?
(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

I gave Wipeout 3 a good thrashing last night
it's good to get back to the classics from time to time.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

i'm terrible at regular racing games, i don't understand concepts like "brake before corners"
but with something like mario kart or burnout, i'm a god
(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

I cant stand Mario games
I had Burnout on the GC but I didnt rate it much. now R-Factor on the pc is seriously good, but not much use to you if you dont like 'real' racing games unfortunately.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

I got a 7m03. On a horse.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

seriously
WHO WANTS FAMILY GUY/SIMPSONS INCEST PORN?
(

SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Dude, I totally saw some already on 4chan.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

as I said last night
it makes a change from the simpsons.
(

TBL I posted this on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

oh cock
I read that wrong didn't I.
(

TBL I posted this on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

I've probably seen it.
I'm not proud.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

DIRT

(

SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

I wear little medals for every shock site that i've been on and survived.
You should be proud.
Unless you wanked over it.
Then you should consider help.
(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

No idea. It used to come up in little adverts when I went on redtube and other such sites.
Bad shit.
(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

deja vu?
but maybe with more shouting
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6248207
(

TBL I posted this on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

ah he slipped in the simpsons
lisa as the president.. i wood
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

no thank you, i am no longer a fan of insects

(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

is it incest if it's a cartoon?

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

philosphy corner, with kristine

(

Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

Who is the incest, and who is the cartoon?
Eh?
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

MONO! is online, but he doesn't say hello to us anymore.
Who else can you "see" who has abandoned us like a little coward?
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Me
I know you all remember me.
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Hah!
Fucking hell. Have you checked that MoT isn't about to pander to you? :-p
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

hurrah!
if anyone remembers my freaky toes at all.. my little toes are being amputated in 2-3 weeks! Fun times for wiggledance.

I have forgotten who MoT is unfortunatly.
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

OH, I am gleeful at your forgetfulness. He'll be destroyed inside.
Yes, unfortunately for my brain, I do recall your freak toes. Pleas do not post photos of pre and post-op :-|
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

I'm sure I will
I still have old bloody-pins-in-my-toes webcam photos. OH I do feel special thaat someone remembers me.
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Only because of your vile toes.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

well, better than nothing
perhaps i'll send you one of the amputated piggies as a prize.
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Don't do that, or I'll make you look at I Love Horses.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Diabetes?

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Oh no
I just have severe 'claw toes' the only real option is to remove the worst ones. I hear it's cool to only have 8 toes these days anyway.
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Ah
I wouldn't know :)

But I am interested in medical shit, so if you would be so kind to GAZ, I'd be more informed to make a decision :)
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Decision?
Kill It or Keep It?
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

To decide whether 8 toes are better than 10...

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I prefer my one.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

If only toes could make that decision easier

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

She'll have forgotten about it in about three weeks.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Who?

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Sammi.
Will have forgotten about her miscarriage in about three weeks.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

Yes, what sort of decision!
I could explain more via gaz if you'd like but I must warn you i'm a tad tipsy :)
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

That Hankster bloke.
I don't know him or anything, just a memorised username.
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Yeah, he's a right loser.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

he was good for late night appearences

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

I'd like to see Enigmatic back

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

You've answered the wrong question.
I'd bully you now, but Broadsword might get all white knight on me.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

he's gone to bed
how about Syncubus?
would you like him to pop in and say hi?
(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Hasn't Syncubus killed himself yet?
If not, why the fuck not?
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

He's going to see his girlfriend in South Africa in August.

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Him and Bou are still together?

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

as of last week

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

This raises the question - why do you know?
Do you mingle with him, online?

I need to know so that I know whether to hate you or not.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I talked to him for about five minutes last week. It had been months since I had.

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Oh my. You've really gone downhill.
I might not vote for you.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

downhill?
you weren't busting my balls when I talked to him on a regular basis
(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Don't bring facts into this.
It's Dave Trouser's Ranty Bollocks Nonsense Hour.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

shove it up your cock

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Jesus.

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

No he isn't.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Oh okay

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

he occassionally turns up on c4mbodia

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

I never could get used to the snail pace of that place.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

it is VERY slow

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

I don't even know what that is :/

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

people from here ages ago
c4mbodia.com (previously 4rthur)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I'd also like to say Hank.
Where did he go?
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

WRONG ANSWER
*slap*
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

I'd like to see more of Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I wish he hadn't been deleted quite so quickly.
I reckon we had another hour of fun to be had with him.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Oh and that 'Dave Trouser' guy should be here more.

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

I'm very busy of late.
I've started an import business dealing solely in Arctic Sand.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

try anatartic they have a proper desert
and on the bonus side you may get lost in a storm
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I hate you DOTrigby.
Arctic Sand is more valuable.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

*smooches*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Not seen Aardvark for a while.

(

WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

I HAVE.
Can you see him right now? On MSN? If not, you have also answered INCORRECTLY and should go and kill yourself for being an intolerable cunt.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I can see him.
And with that, bed.
(

WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

He's in your bed?

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I don't know.
I don't pay enough attention to people.
(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

OR THE QUESTION IT SEEMS

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

D-

(

Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Bou?
not really but just for a laugh.
(

TBL I posted this on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I remeber her!
What happened?
(

Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

JMG SUPLEX!
How do you respond?
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Kick out at two.
Clothesline. Sharpshooter.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'd drop kick you while you were stood facing the crowd, lapping up the applause

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
(

weaver., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Odd chap.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Hi JMG
I am currently eating!

Monterey Jack cheese, and dipping it into lovely lovely JD BBQ sauce, and some of Mrs HS Balls' chutney.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

The JD BBQ sauce is almost worshipped by my other half
Dozy bastard ate it* in about half a week.

* a bottle
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I've never enjoyed ANY of these.
Asides the sauce. I believe.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

The cheese is best melted on steak or in a burger, but the chutney is glorious with a fry up in place of HP.
Sainsbury's stock it. It gets a 5 Trouser rating.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

No beef mate
I'm chagging for a parmo like.
Just came off the 'no booze' antibiotics, so I'm merry.
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

au
ao
mn
~~the 'no booze' antibiotics, so I'm merry~~
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Try as I might
That makes not one iota of sense.

EDIT: Yes, now it does. WTF.
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Oh, Christ.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Just imagine!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

*Is violently fucking sick all over the place*

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Terrible bullying.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

It doesn't count if the person being bullied doesn't realise that they're being bullied.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

I think we just got rumbled.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

We know nothing.
We were on about something completely other than Sammi.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

I couldn't give a flying fuck at the moment
I'm more pissed off that the song, Stripped, was taken off.
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

I'm naked

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

I'm done.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Fuck yeah

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

MYSTERY MOVE!
*disappears into ceiling*
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Bugger!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Throw a pork-chop to divert your attention.
Burn!
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Ooh my face is twitching.
Too much staring at this monitor. Time for bed.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

*slingshots*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

*supermans*

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

hey have you watched it yet?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

fuck yeah man
you????
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

YEAH!!
i was sooo sure lafayette was dead.. and that scene where eric turns up and bill says
"very nice" cracked me up

if you know any spoilers DON'T TELL ME
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

HOW ABOUT THIS
that was SUPPOSED to be Lafayette in the car and I was supremely shocked when it was the woman, I about jumped out of my chair, they've thrown off the whole plot but I'm still enjoying the show
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

It's 1am already
And the tennis did well. I am happy because pressure from my tooth has been released, with the aid of a body piercing needle. Antibiotics and clove oil do the trick.

Why are you happy? And if not, why are you awake?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I've just finished the first draft of a first episode of a comedy drama
in which the main character is the format. Crazy, right?!
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

I'm listening to Slayer and getting pissed.
Lars Frederiksen's album has finished now.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Man, I fucking love Slayer!
Kept me going when I was in school.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

I've seen them live three times.
Last time, I fell asleep while Trivium were playing.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Not so keen on trivium either
I don't care what anybody says, Metallica were the best gig I went to. Not a St Anger one either.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Jurassic 5 is the best gig I've been to.
Incubus were the worst. They weren't shit, it's just that I may as well have just stayed home and stuck one of their albums on.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

The worst I've been to, and I only went there because somebody asked me to and it was free
Were InMe and some equally shit supporting bands.

Best: Metallica; NIN coming a close second.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

nothing too happy happening and it's still early here

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Not too bad ta
Just done two images for the challenge over on /board and just scored a house sitting job in a few weeks, where I get to stay in a massive country house (complete with Wii, pool table, full Sky subscription etc). I have to feed the ducks and chickens, water the plants etc. Should be nice and quiet to work on my book too
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

Ideal
And well done!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

It's all looking very late.
I'm just back from the cricket, which involved lots of balls hitting bats and lots of empty glasses hitting tables.

How are you?
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Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Quite shockingly pissed.
I've been drinking champagne and beer, a winning combination.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

feeling stupid
I tried to fix a little playlist bug with amarok and I've ended up screwing thing so monstorously that I can't even boot to my desktop and I'm having to install gnome alongside kubuntu in an attempt to get the thing going without wiping the bloody thing
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

None of this would have happened with Windows.

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Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

true
with windows i would have no choice but to reinstall the whole hing

/edit WAHEY! sorted!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

/talk scarred but doing fine.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Bored now.
The internet is slow.
Portal is slow.
Downloads is slow.
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Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

And YouTube is down
:(
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

THERE'S NO USE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

It's back now
*wipes tear*
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

KEEP ON TRYING 'TIL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

I would be at work now, were it not for this bunch of dozy twats that call themselves an employment agency.
Needless to say, I am already looking for a job elsewhere.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Good weather for cricket.
I'm brill thanks. All is well.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Glad to hear it.
There should be more folks openly happy with their lot.
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Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

In bed
listening to The Planets suite, missing someone, and lamenting my lack of home internets
(

moohalaa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

SUPERB
I'd love a beer though :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Ooh this.
An ice cold beer would go down well now.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

only if it's followed by another
and another

and another
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Oh man, I've totally been doing this all night.
I'm listening to Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards. Are any of you listening to music?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

oh man, music amirite, it's great ya amirite
I'm totally listening to some music
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

OMGOMGOMG
I'm TOTALLY listening to music as well
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broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Tubular!

(

Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Serious?
Awesome. Let's hook up!
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Radical!

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Far out, man.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Agitation Free's last album.
Which sounds like they went to the end of the universe, depicted its collapse in audio form, then travelled back to 1974 and performed said documentary live.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

JMG!
What's the good ship misery been at, tonight?
Report in with b3ta's woe.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

THE FOOTBALL.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm going to log out IRL. :(

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

15 minutes?

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

might just go afk irl
*gazes*
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I've already phoned my mate in Oxford.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Wut?
Is that slang for "I'm dying."..?
(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I've just realised I've spent nearly five years on this board.
Five years.
Christ.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Evening, Jammers.
I've not long boarded the good ship. I'm checking out the duty free.
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FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I trust you're well.

(

FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I went swimming and I'm feeling absolutely destroyed...
I've been a busy boy Jammy, my energy levels are flagging.
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I was at a BAR in a CAVE.
There were no fatalities.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

good work Jamsworth
I am safe to assume that the only reason nobody died was thanks to your presence.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

At one point there was applause.
I made sure it was aimed in my direction.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Oh JMG.
I am watching The Eagles Of Death Metal tomorrow in a tiny local venue. I want to shout this from the B3ta rooftops. I am very happy with this as they are only playing 3 venues in the UK.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

We've been short staffed in work.
So I'm a busy bee since we go on sale for Summer 2010 tomorrow.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Which travel agent company do you work for?

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Due to a recent message from our head office, I'm not allowed to say.
But it rhymes with Chomas Took.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Bollocks. My missus booked us a holiday with Cirst Fhoice and I was hoping you worked for them so you can sneaky upgrade us to a jacuzzi suite.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

It's a good job you didn't book with us.
Three separate people have told me that our company has gone bust, this past week.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Although, I should probably say something disparaging about First Choice here.
The CEO of First Choice (and the TUI Group) molests children.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

That's why we chose them over Thomas Cook.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I'm sure I could arrange something if you booked your next holiday through us.
By 'us' I of course do not mean Thomas Cook. Because I definately do not work for Thomas Cook.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Let's just both go on holiday, Jack. We can have that jacuzzi suite I was talking about.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I've got a 50% discount.
I'd like to remind you that this discount isn't with Thomas Cook, as I don't work for Thomas Cook.

You're going to Mexico, aren't you? Which part? What hotel? This is all a factor in whether or not we go on holiday together.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Fuckin' A.
To be honest, I'm not sure as my girlfriend booked it kind of without telling me. I think it's Cozumel we're going to but I haven't a clue which resort. All inclusive, woo!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

You're fine with any part of Mexico.
Just ignore the retards making swine flu jokes, and you'll be grand.

Note that these jokes are made exclusively by old people and middle aged men.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Cheers dude.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

My anger and rage is rising and boiling up my blood, Jammers.
I'm watching a charming show called BNP Wives
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Have you spotted any of your friends from Monday?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I realise its a bit of a leap, but they're all cunts.

(

Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Not yet...
It was chock full of racists and footie hooligans.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

Cheylesmore on a Sunday or the BNP?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Saturday in town.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

OH NO DOUBT FAT WHITE BRITAIN!
Why must you be so ROUGH and live with these men?!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I'm getting VERY ANGRY now JMG.
OFFLINE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

An [offline] girl I know has made me an [online] Spotify Playlist
I'm sure this has DANGEROUS REPERCUSSIONS.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

Abort; Retry; Fail?

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

i thought this was funny when we last discussed you knocking up your girlfriend so i decided to try again

(

ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

Sadly, no

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

: (

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

You've scared mongychops away you bully.

(

Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

How so?
What?

WHAT?
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I'm a happy bunny.
Saw my girlfriend today, got a free t-shirt and drank some coke.
(

Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

What kind of t-shirt?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Transformers one.
:D
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Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Score!
I've got a French Connection Transformers t-shirt, but I had to pay for it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

It's like the first good free thing I've ever had.
Yours is probably better methinks.
Did you see the film yet?
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Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

No, I'm too poor at the moment.
Payday is on Tuesday and my day off is Wednesday so I'll probably see it then, when it's quiet.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

*Cough*
I don't think I need spank that dead donkey.
(

jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

I've had 2 hours sleep as iSpong Nano was sick all night

(

DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

What makes you so special?

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

the blend of 11 herbs and spices

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I live in Coventry,
We're very special.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

small gene pool?

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Ibstock, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Yes.
My mum is also my brother.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

LOLSPECIALNEEDS
Edit: I was in the telegraph on Monday.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I would have thought that the whole Leanne Salt thing would die down by now, Leanne.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Gonz.
*glares*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

ohmegosh, you're SOOO cute when you do that !
/sleeps with one eye open anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

For a good thing?
I don't very often read the Telegraph because I can't be doing with 32 pages of people moaning.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I was moaning

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Oh yes.

(

FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I have wonderful hair.
And a fantastic selection of shirts.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I too have wonderful hair.

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

| ------------------------------- |
Not to scale. Well, maybe, depending on your screen size, are you using your netbook?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

My parents were cousins

(

nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

My invulnerability to explosions.

(

FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I can see how that would come in handy.

(

nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

It's been a pretty pointless special power so far, to be honest.
Still, you never know.
(

FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

my really great blow jobs, and my tits, and the fact that i like online stuff

(

mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

*Panders*

(

FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Oh em gee you mucky girl

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Oh man, I bet you've got an awesome bumhole.

(

nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'm dreadfully shit but people still seem to like me

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

I mix a pretty good cocktail

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I don't know but I still think I am.

(

ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

if any animal could be genetically modified to be small enough to have as a pet, what would you choose?
little hippo in the pond? small giraffe nibbling the roses?
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

TYRANNOSAURUS REX

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

not that i ever imagined that someone would go down this route, but why would you want a lizzard bitting the fuck out of you?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

I'd keep him in a cage

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

He'd escape during a power failure and you'd be fucked.
Didn't you watch that documentary?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

i saw that documentary, scary stuff, only fox news seems to have any info on it

(

mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

The cage wouldn't need electricity.
It'd be some sort of ultra cool future cage.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Fail

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Ibstock, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

It would have its teeth replaced with jelly beans.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Or you know, a biologically compatible equivalent.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

CHEESE FUCKING STRINGS

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

What kind of cheese?

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

FUCK OFF

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Edam?

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

yes
(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Hahaha.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Cow.

(

SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

A human
it's not slavery if they're less than a foot high
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

those already exist, they're called "children"

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

children aren't humans
not even close
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Or 'Supermatt'.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6229865
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Little Cook

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I read animal
as criminal, I was a little confused.
(

jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

In that case
Phil Spector
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fred and Rose West action figures.
Much better.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Think of the accessories you'd get with them.

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

The F&R West playhouse.
With removable floor panels.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

gotta get 'em all

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Michael Stone
with back lever/hammer blow action
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Stone_(Russell_murder_case)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Armin Meiwes
complete with chef's hat
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

how about a pet Cockney hard case,
they make good guard dogs, and they're more affectionate than you'd think.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

raises hand

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Great white shark in a fishtank.

(

nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Polar Bear small enough to fit in my freezer.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

i like this answer because i'm sure i answered the same the last time i posted this thread

(

mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

What aircon unit would you keep your polar bear cool with when you walk him around the house?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

A fox's glacier mint.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

i would probably install a trane chiller on my flat roof, it can easy cope with 4 degrees and even produce ice

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I like that, proper hardcore air conditioning. Going the extra mile for your polar bear.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

he'd be so happy, eating out of his little dish in the kitchen, i'd have to dress warm tho

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

cat

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

One of these then
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

A tiny elephant.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Genius!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeR3VYM7aTg
about 1:20
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Tyrannosaurus Rex dog
lol well late not reading first reply

I don't know, Danny Devito
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'd get a tank of manatee

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

A giant ant

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_Attack
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Ha! I used to have that on my Spectrum.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Piss off, have you never played Fallout 3?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

fallout 3?
Is that an ant attack remake?
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

It's a grunge thing.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Killer whales
in an aquarium on the sideboard

and tiny penguins for them to chase about
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I fucking wouldn't.
Fuck off, fucking animal fuck. FUCK.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

what about a little baboon, eh?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

FUCKING FUCK CUNT SHITTY BABOON FUCK OFF CUNT FUCK CUNTSHIT

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

ok so the baboon is out, what about a darling little rhino, nudging your leg?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

it would give me the horn
every time
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING COCK SAVAGE COCK CUNT FUCKER

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

what about a little crocodile, that would be nice

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I bet it would be a snappy dresser

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in vino veritas, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Elephant.
Elephukingphant.
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

baldmonkey

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I'd have a paedo goblin.
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/7668.supermatt.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

NSFW you sick fuck

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

wonka?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Aye. Go on then.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

This is a great question
I would like a tiny little horse that I could keep in my purse. You'd never be short of conversation with a tiny little horse.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Would you call him Tim?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

My Newt

(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

This is Michelle.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

You can already get pygmy hippos
small enough to keep in a pond. Well, the babies are at least. You might have to keep slaughtering them before they get big, then buying new ones.

Baby pygmy hippo meat should be quite tender though.
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Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

that'd be terrible to explain to the kids
mummy, why does the pygmy hippo look different today?
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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Just tell them that they shed their shells like crabs.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

for some reason i am now imagining them to be like giant beetles
having wings under their great backs. if i wasn't going to bed, i'd photoshop it
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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

they'd be a job to flush down the loo

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

i'd have a flock of tiny sheep in the garden
they'd eat a blade of grass every hour, and i could shear them all to get little woollen fleeces that i'd sell as ear warmers
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spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

the stay puft marshmallow man

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Best song to make love to?
GO!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

smack my bitch up

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

apart from that one

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

The Hokey Cokey

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I have actually had sex to this.
FACTS.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I went blind with tears of laughter after the fifth word
does the joke get any better?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

No.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

an agressive wank in front of VH1's "I Love The 1990's" doesn't count

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Nah, real sex, with a real girl.
She was pretty ugly.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

that's nothing compared to what she says about you

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Meh.
For me, sex is sex. I'll take what I get.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

smack my bitch up

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

chase my bitch up

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Change my pitch up

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nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

smack my bitch up

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

chase my bitch up

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

bad touch
bloodhound gang

Definitely had some cringe-worthy songs come on during sex
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

smack my bitch up
Although anything by Black Lace does it for me.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

chase my bitch up

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

push pineapples
grind coffee
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

anything by blacklace gets me in the mood really
blackboard jumble is a bit of a favourite
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

You can get a good thrusting rhythm going to
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA DO DO DO
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Prime Mover - Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

South of Heaven.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

I am not a fan of music when I'm doing the bouncy.
Music is for seduction, not as soundtrack to fucking.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Like a Virgin

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Thunderbirds Theme

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Ahaha

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I like to wear the costume too.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I can only get to '3' when it's played.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

The big red rocket yeah?
Penetrating thunderbird 5.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

injected with a poison- praga khan

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

We don't need that anymore

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nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

We don't need this anymore

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Robert Palmer's "Addicted To Love"
if you get the rhythm right.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

(Save All Your) Kisses For Me
Same reason.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'd also suggest New Order's "Blue Monday"
but I doubt anyone on here could last the full seven minutes
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I can still do the seven and a half minute version
but I struggle to mime all the actions from the video.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I hope you don't do the Brotherhood of Man knees bent dance at the same time.

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FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

I very much hope he does

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

That's pretty much exactly where I was going with that reference.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Nah you want some Squarepusher.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

~~pusher~~
+ "Hip To Be "
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

this films shit let's slash the seats- david holmes

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Frankie Teardrop - Suicide.

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nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

That 'Short Dick Man' song from the nineties.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Don't want no itsy bitsy shrivelled little short dick man?
dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want dont want
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

That's the beast.
*downloads*
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I used to sing that at my ex.
He never realised I was taking the piss out of him.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

I remember my brother giving it to me on a compilation tape
that also included KLF's "Justified and Ancient" and the Eagles' Hotel California. I fucking loved that tape.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

anything by The Macc Lads
.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Does Your Mother Know?
Abba
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Disease Get Out Of My Bed.
By The Locust.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

YEAH!
THE LOCUST!!!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

i should be so lucky- kylie

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Going Through The Motions
McFly
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

21 seconds to go.
Twice.
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FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

You fucking stud

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

you got 42 seconds to go, oh oh god..... 45 A PB

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Playing it at 78rpm is cheating.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Smack My Bitch Up
Grandma We Love You
Thank Heaven For Little Girls
Spanish Flea
Flight of the Bumblebee.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

"I like this"

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

You Suck by Consolidated

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I've got a brand new combine harvester - The Wurzels

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Sylvia's Mother

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

hmmm bop- those lovely ladies in hanson

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Tijuana Taxi by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Cannibal Corpse - Pounded into Dust

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

ace of spades- motorhead

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Touch Me I'm Sick by Mudhoney

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Disclaimer: stoodent loldrugs story approaching.
"Excuse me Mr DJ could you play some mudhoney?"
"I just played some."
"Did you?"
"Yes. Ten minutes ago when you asked me to."
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Ha ha.
HELLO HOW ARE YOU?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

HELLO I AM FINE
I am having a quiet evening of ripping CDs and sorting out photographs.

Later I may alphabetise something.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

An Ending (Ascent), Always Returning, Deep Blue Day or Silver Morning would work.
/ac
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Actually, they might.

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I dunno, ambient music probably isn't very sexy

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

my soulmate would do it to radio 4

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

The Ace of Spades
just so you can sing along under your breath during.

And change the chorus to "The Case of AIDS".
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

jolene- dolly

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Learn from this mistake - Down

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

anything by Gary Glitter

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

those magnificent men in their flying machines- pinky and perky

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Jizzlobber by Faith no More

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Also
Cuckoo for Caca
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

smack my bitch up

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Gwar - Fucking an Animal

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I fucking loved GWAR
Morality Squad would be good, just to pause when he yells out "necrobestial anal teen butt sex, BRRRRUUURURRHGHGHGH!" and then I'd slap her arse cheeks and plough back in.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I was also tempted by Sexecutioner

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

BBC Sound Effects Tape 3, Side B
Track 7 - Cat's fighting at night, followed by
Track 8 - Milk float, followed by
Track 9 - Alarm Clock
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
I've seen the video

/old skool blog
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yeah. That Pete Burns was a sexy fucker in the '80s

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

i was thinking more
meatspin
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Like I said ... that Pete Burns was a sexy fucker in the '80s.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

My Woman, My Lover, My Friend by Anal Cunt.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Bananaphone

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

The music from the R Whites lemonade ad

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Or the Tarako music
*fears*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZIwQTo973w

I'd not heard of that before
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Bloody hell, that's disturbing.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

:s
yes. That
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

The theme from Hawaii 5-0

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Seriously though,
something by Isis, probably from Panopticon.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

have you heard the album they did with Aereogramme?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Not yet.
Worth picking up?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

worth torrenting, at least
as is the second Aereogramme album
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I was meaning to get the new Isis album anyway,
I'll shove it in the order.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

anything by jimi hendrix

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon - Neil Diamond
Shot by Both Sides - Magazine
Stuck in the Middle with You - Steeler's wheel
Knees Up Mother Brown - Traditional
Anything by R Kelly.
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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I've never put my penis in a song
But I did try saying "Take it you fat slag!" because Jimmy Carr told me to.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

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