jesus it's fucking Newbie Tuesday isn't it
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
inwardly digest
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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inwardly digest
toss............................a
spam yourself toss box. not interested, dont click. simple logic numbskull.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:31,
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Or just go to:
www.videovat.com/videos/051012-ps3-toshiba-cell-demo-video.wmv
For those that just want the video...
EDIT: It is rather good.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41,
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For those that just want the video...
EDIT: It is rather good.
ahh hah hah hah ah ahh
i fucking love you.
so much i'll let you touch my fetid, rotten cock.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
EDIT: I like how the reporters say nothing about Sony, Eye-Toy, or Playstation 3.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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so much i'll let you touch my fetid, rotten cock.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
EDIT: I like how the reporters say nothing about Sony, Eye-Toy, or Playstation 3.
nicely said
Fucking spammy bastids.
You wouldn't catch me using the board to peddle my free mp3 downloads of funky tunes by my band the universal constructors.
No way José.
:)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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You wouldn't catch me using the board to peddle my free mp3 downloads of funky tunes by my band the universal constructors.
No way José.
:)
I love this:
excellent picture by brianftang
It makes me laugh like a nidiot every time I see it :D
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38,
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It makes me laugh like a nidiot every time I see it :D
Oi you little dick
Don;t talk to Rik that way!
He may have an un-nerving obsession with the Schiavelli But I still love him!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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He may have an un-nerving obsession with the Schiavelli But I still love him!
Its an 18 rated
but games are for kids anyway, so buy it for yours.
Then say its the game's fault that your son set fire to little Jimmy up the road and humped him
or something
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:33,
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Then say its the game's fault that your son set fire to little Jimmy up the road and humped him
or something
you forgot the jumping on his head and the magic mushrooms
/nintendo
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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Ha! Did you see Jack Dee
last week?
Marcus Brigstocke turned round and said how stupid it was that people blame computers for violence today. If that were the case, our generation would all crowd in a dark room listening to repetitive music and munching colorful circles....
Hang on....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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Marcus Brigstocke turned round and said how stupid it was that people blame computers for violence today. If that were the case, our generation would all crowd in a dark room listening to repetitive music and munching colorful circles....
Hang on....
Pea-roast
It would appear Mr Brigstock is guilty of severe pea-roasting. I remember him telling that joke in Jongleurs about four years ago, and again more or less every other time I've seen him tread the boards. It's even arrived via email form numerous times in the past few years, maybe it's time for him to give up on that one?! Other than that, funny guy.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40,
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Ha!
I was at the recording of the pilot for a new show he wanted to create. He was hilarious!
But he did use some similar gags true.
Ho Hum :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43,
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But he did use some similar gags true.
Ho Hum :)
Radio
I was at the recording of two of his 'Fearnely Whittingshaw', or other such similar upper class names, radio shows, where the upper class gent travels the world. That was funny. And surprisingly not a pac-man joke in sight.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48,
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haha
I've ever seen that before or heard that somewhere else
It made me laugh
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41,
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It made me laugh
I know you're not supposed to post unshopped pictures but fuck it.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:26,
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First post!!
Goop, this is my first attempt at flash, new to all this lark.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/barclat/steeve.swf
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:22,
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/barclat/steeve.swf
After seeing Wogan on Room 101, describing his 'hamster in a ball' method of keeping ice at bay in your fishpond, I decided that empirical evidence was required...
I can confirm that, as of yet, ice has failed to form!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:04,
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I can confirm that, as of yet, ice has failed to form!
i have a anti-tiger amulet here
and there are definately no tigers.
wanna buy it, only a fiver.
Great pic! woo!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:11,
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wanna buy it, only a fiver.
Great pic! woo!
wanna
trade it for my wand of dinosaur extinction? only used once..
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:29,
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I'm actually reading your words in that post in the Wogan accent...
its great
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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is the fact he's a "betazoid"
going to lead to some magenta cocking?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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you have know idea how much i was tempted to make him a
b3tazoid
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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Woo hoo!!!!
MOD EDIT: Please don't leech pictures from other sites. Not even the BBC
Owls is teh new kittins!
My first post
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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Owls is teh new kittins!
My first post
NOT A DEAD ONE!
honestly...
edit: what's the redex at the side?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:02,
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edit: what's the redex at the side?
oh my god!
someone has destroyed all the stars and planets and other floaty things!
we are alone in the universe!
with only dth to amuse us...
aaaargh!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:00,
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we are alone in the universe!
with only dth to amuse us...
aaaargh!
i went off to get myself a coffee and came back to find all your posts had been editted.
a lack of fluffiness is not a crime, but a way of life. follow the path of true enlightenment and stop being so nice to people
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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a lack of fluffiness is not a crime, but a way of life. follow the path of true enlightenment and stop being so nice to people
that's because it's an old remote!
the red button is the off button!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:00,
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and twenty Dick Beattie too
I wonder how my pal Collin Tommy's getting on. I haven't heard from him in ages.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:10,
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I heard that the Great Architect has him trapped in his cellar
guarding the stolen Kia Ora . . .
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:14,
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that fool
Collin Tommy will steal that Kia Ora and exchange it for Sony Ericssons and Bandwagon.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:16,
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Rival photoshop competition whoring shocker...
right -to try and get some use out of my freshly installed crazymum forum, im running a photoshop competition, and would like YOU, the talented people of B3ta, to check it out...
clicky woo
the big difference with this one is that you win an actual, physical prize! ive just printed a whole load of new crazymum stickers packs, and am giving a pile of the away for the best photoshopery.
person with stickers, yesterday
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:53,
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clicky woo
the big difference with this one is that you win an actual, physical prize! ive just printed a whole load of new crazymum stickers packs, and am giving a pile of the away for the best photoshopery.
person with stickers, yesterday
might have a squizz tonight
cos your site is too scary for work viewing ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:57,
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Hurrah!
With the Woo and the Yay
and the enhanced feline awareness...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:51,
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and the enhanced feline awareness...
heh
big so the text can be read,
foggy cos i tried to make it look a bit more newspaper like,as opposed to amateurish 'shop like.
i keep trying!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:47,
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foggy cos i tried to make it look a bit more newspaper like,as opposed to amateurish 'shop like.
i keep trying!
the new thing seems to be baseball caps at a jaunty angle....
.... with a label hanging off the back
what the fuck`s that all about?
edit: a BIG label, not a teeny weeny one
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:51,
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what the fuck`s that all about?
edit: a BIG label, not a teeny weeny one
just a really big label... dangling
it`s times like these that you realise you`re getting old and don`t understand the yoof
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:59,
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it`s times like these that you realise you`re getting old and don`t understand the yoof
it's to make the cap look stolen
look closely, the label says "this cap has not been paid for"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:02,
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possible relative of
the bling phenomenon of wearing still tagged basketball shirts in the US - shows you're so money that you're only wearing new ones, replacing rather than washing. Knacker imitation of having silly waste of cash going on
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:23,
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I'm still confused
by the 'turn up the back of the collar on your scabby polo shirt' trend. Weird.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:53,
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there was an episode of Law and Order
where the baddy did that to cover a tattoo on his neck, so he wouldn`t be recognised
... maybe there`s another tattoo fad
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:58,
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... maybe there`s another tattoo fad
That's cos they're trying to be smart....
Scenario:
Chav: "What you lookin' at?"
Me: " I dunno, they don't label shit these d.... oh they do!"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:15,
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Chav: "What you lookin' at?"
Me: " I dunno, they don't label shit these d.... oh they do!"
Teh label 'ting
Is the label from the shop, to prove that it is a sparkly new stolen hat. Like if you buy an NBA hat it has little card with the NBA logo and some yarbles about something or other on it.
The presenters on 'Yo MTV Raps' used to wear all their clothes with the tags on to prove that they were all new, or that they never washed them, or something.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:19,
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Is the label from the shop, to prove that it is a sparkly new stolen hat. Like if you buy an NBA hat it has little card with the NBA logo and some yarbles about something or other on it.
The presenters on 'Yo MTV Raps' used to wear all their clothes with the tags on to prove that they were all new, or that they never washed them, or something.
ahhhhhh
that makes sense- I think it was a NBA hat too
.. although it`s more than a bit sad!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:26,
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.. although it`s more than a bit sad!
if you wanted to make it look a bit more newspaper like
you should have tried black writing on a white background like a real newspaper!
come on, you know it makes sense.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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come on, you know it makes sense.
Oi!
You started a sentence with a conjunction that was not capitalised!
That crime attracts a punishment of death, under the syntax-Nazi code of conduct!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:58,
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That crime attracts a punishment of death, under the syntax-Nazi code of conduct!
technically
"and" is a perfectly good word to start a sentence with, however this was more an implied continuation of the previous sentence.
and capitals can get to fuck, this is the internet.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:02,
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and capitals can get to fuck, this is the internet.
So rogue apostrophes are worth pointing out, but lack of correct capitalisation is fine because "this is the internet"?
Perhaps you'd like to produce a list of internet grammar rules for the rest of us, so we are all clear.
edit: i'm just pissed cos you pointed out that apostrophe before i did
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:15,
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edit: i'm just pissed cos you pointed out that apostrophe before i did
well, lack of capitalisation
is considered 'trendy' on the internet. misuse of apostrophes is just ignorant.
You are quite right however, and I shall make more of an effort from now on.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:20,
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You are quite right however, and I shall make more of an effort from now on.
quote...
"Jokes are better than technique."
so there,miserable sods!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:21,
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so there,miserable sods!
oh dear
it's a shame there isn't an 'un-see' button for my brain
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:47,
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When this bird flu scare all blows over...
You need the right celebrity to get people eating chicken again
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:28,
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Hahaha
I always thought that song was stolen from Sesame Street
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31,
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I want to cast magic missile
Found out the other day my g/f plays both diabilo and d&d and she has a go at my geeky habits!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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Well I made her go see..
... howls moving castle, Appleseed and Ghost in the Shell 2. None of which she got all the way through without asking what was going on and could we leave.
Edit: Considering I'm a nice b/f and go see all the latest crap from hollywood she wants to see its a bit rich that she can complain
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:28,
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Edit: Considering I'm a nice b/f and go see all the latest crap from hollywood she wants to see its a bit rich that she can complain
Oooh!
Is Howls Moving Castle any good?
I've heard mixed reviews of it...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31,
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I've heard mixed reviews of it...
It goes on a bit
but if you liked Spirited Away I fully recommend HMC.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:35,
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ah
anime nerd.
i'm not sure what that scores on top trumps nerdiness, but D&D is probably higher.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31,
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i'm not sure what that scores on top trumps nerdiness, but D&D is probably higher.
Yea
I'm not sad enough to spend a week playing one bloody mission on that game
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:32,
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D&D?
Pah!
If you want a proper fantasy game, look no further than Magic: The Gathering!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:22,
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If you want a proper fantasy game, look no further than Magic: The Gathering!
I bought that when I
was about 12! I gave up after about 10 minutes coz it just made my head people scream!
Edit: Now this is what I'm talkign about! www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=gijoetcg
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:23,
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Edit: Now this is what I'm talkign about! www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=gijoetcg
Better now though.
proper rules system for a start!
Unless you're 13...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:28,
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Unless you're 13...
So the booklet isnt
6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,073 pages long anymore?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:29,
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It does seem very long though still.
Give me Top Trumps any day of the week!
Especially these ones!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:33,
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Especially these ones!
I remember the days
when everyone was playing with thier tatty xmen cards at school and there was us playing with our mint laminated gathering cards. We thought we were so cool, how wrong we were :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:24,
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Yea
We got all our cards laminated. It could be easily taken off for sale but it just protected them from bending.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:34,
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I'm not that bad honest.
Im a normal uni student. I just still hold onto my geeky memories :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:39,
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We made our own cards
for all our mates.
We also had special cards like "Seagul Poo" and "Evil Maths Teacher" that some people were especially vulnerable to...
/edit:
We could also use that person's special ability every so often to force the result, eg. "Boff Smother"!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:45,
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We also had special cards like "Seagul Poo" and "Evil Maths Teacher" that some people were especially vulnerable to...
/edit:
We could also use that person's special ability every so often to force the result, eg. "Boff Smother"!
I tried to recreate that hp ad thingummy.
Don't think I quite got it right...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:09,
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Don't think I quite got it right...
Was tempted to make one the other day
but that has alot more flair to it :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:16,
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Hahah! Fabbly-us
Superbly done.
EDiT: and a well-deserved FP too!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:12,
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EDiT: and a well-deserved FP too!
hehe...yes dear I did...sorry about last night
I had a really bad day yesterday and my
frustration spilled over onto the board
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:20,
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frustration spilled over onto the board
I know when to walk away :)
I hope today is more betterer for you.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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wow
that is amazing. really well done!
Chuck a HP Logo in the corner andget Free Legal Difficulty Fun!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:36,
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Chuck a HP Logo in the corner andget Free Legal Difficulty Fun!
well done
if that hadn't got FP'ed, there'd've been no justice nor hope for the rest of us
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47,
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Thunderously spanking
Send it to HP and cadge yourself a fat PR/marketing job!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:12,
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Exskullent work that man.
You don't pop up nearly enough these days, but it's always worth the wait. :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:46,
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just what i was going to say.
except without calling you a cunt.
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 19:48,
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Also Groan
But woo
What is Venger doing with himself these days?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:59,
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What is Venger doing with himself these days?
i was undecided where the pedants would go on this one
a hen dressed as a man would be a transvestite, whereas "Drag" is used mostly in common language to mean men dressing up as women, garishly.
I decided to adopt Drag to mean just dressing up as a garish woman.
Too much thought went into this post.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:15,
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I decided to adopt Drag to mean just dressing up as a garish woman.
Too much thought went into this post.
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