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boo
Scared you all eh?
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thatdudewithbreasts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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what
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mongychops ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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Enough of that!
it's Dave the Facts time
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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*dances*
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08,
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Was it worth the wait?
o0 -
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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aha hahah ahahha
duckock!
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38,
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Ah, Tuesday
I'm in love
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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jesus it's fucking Newbie Tuesday isn't it
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers. inwardly digest
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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Mods, please!
Eject the fuckmonger!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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hello buddy
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51,
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Most Amazing PS3 Demo Yet!
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dsailing ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:27,
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spam!
- rr
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:27,
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toss............................a
spam yourself toss box. not interested, dont click. simple logic numbskull.
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dsailing ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:31,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:31,
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Or just go to:
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41,
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ahh hah hah hah ah ahh
i fucking love you. so much i'll let you touch my fetid, rotten cock. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers. EDIT: I like how the reporters say nothing about Sony, Eye-Toy, or Playstation 3.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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nicely said
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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free stuff
hooray!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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I love this:
excellent picture by brianftang It makes me laugh like a nidiot every time I see it :D
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38,
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hehehe `tis great that
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39,
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hahaahahahapfft
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40,
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why, thank you!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46,
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picture of you:
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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and your girlfriend:
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:33,
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Is that Comma?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:33,
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course not!
Comma wears specs
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:34,
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and your mistress:
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:33,
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these are lovely
:-)
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:34,
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and your dad doing the only thing he`s good at:
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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it's noel edmonds
aicmfp!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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hey, that's my mum!
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:34,
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I took her to the ballet the other night
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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oh dear.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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Oi you little dick
Don;t talk to Rik that way! He may have an un-nerving obsession with the Schiavelli But I still love him!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40,
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Mongoloid Porn Inferno!
-cock off noon everyone else
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:29,
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Mongoloid Porn Inferno?
is that a PG rating? art'noon.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:30,
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Its an 18 rated
but games are for kids anyway, so buy it for yours. Then say its the game's fault that your son set fire to little Jimmy up the road and humped himor something
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:33,
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you forgot the jumping on his head and the magic mushrooms
/nintendo
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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Ha! Did you see Jack Dee
last week? Marcus Brigstocke turned round and said how stupid it was that people blame computers for violence today. If that were the case, our generation would all crowd in a dark room listening to repetitive music and munching colorful circles.... Hang on....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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Pea-roast
It would appear Mr Brigstock is guilty of severe pea-roasting. I remember him telling that joke in Jongleurs about four years ago, and again more or less every other time I've seen him tread the boards. It's even arrived via email form numerous times in the past few years, maybe it's time for him to give up on that one?! Other than that, funny guy.
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RiverChelt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40,
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Ha!
I was at the recording of the pilot for a new show he wanted to create. He was hilarious! But he did use some similar gags true. Ho Hum :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43,
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Radio
I was at the recording of two of his 'Fearnely Whittingshaw', or other such similar upper class names, radio shows, where the upper class gent travels the world. That was funny. And surprisingly not a pac-man joke in sight.
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RiverChelt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48,
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Giles Wemmbley-Hogg
double M double G
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Flappers ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03,
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haha
I've ever seen that before or heard that somewhere else It made me laugh
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41,
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'noon Mr Gimpson
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:31,
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.
knocker of cocks!!!!!11!onehundredandeleventy
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:30,
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Cock off you nonce!
Please
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:30,
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Fuck off
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:31,
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oh look, someone hasn't read the...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:34,
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there's the door
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Admiral Drew Peacock is back ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:35,
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ooooooh threadwaste eh?............
could get nasty
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Just Flange ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31,
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I know you're not supposed to post unshopped pictures but fuck it.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:26,
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pffft
I hate him more than sandpaper
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:34,
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A sandpaper swimsuit?
Or just sandpaper generally?
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42,
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sandpaper generally
it rubs.. you know?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48,
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Ooh yes
jolly uncomfortable, it is
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54,
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First post!!
Goop, this is my first attempt at flash, new to all this lark.img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/barclat/steeve.swf
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McBadger COW ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:22,
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Strangely disturbing :)
Welcome to b3ta
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:23,
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how queer!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:30,
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After seeing Wogan on Room 101, describing his 'hamster in a ball' method of keeping ice at bay in your fishpond, I decided that empirical evidence was required...
I can confirm that, as of yet, ice has failed to form!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:04,
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i have a anti-tiger amulet here
and there are definately no tigers. wanna buy it, only a fiver. Great pic! woo!
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:11,
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wanna
trade it for my wand of dinosaur extinction? only used once..
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radja ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:29,
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Hmmm...
... moonwalking (ok, moonrolling) hamster..
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Beastie is doing science with his arse ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:12,
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I'm actually reading your words in that post in the Wogan accent...
its great
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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Finished the first page of my new comic.
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Ska King Cody ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:03,
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do they all survive and the doctor makes a joke at the end?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:06,
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actually most of them die.
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Ska King Cody ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:08,
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is the fact he's a "betazoid"
going to lead to some magenta cocking?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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you have know idea how much i was tempted to make him a
b3tazoid
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Ska King Cody ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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ha ha i can imagine
when's the next installment?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:08,
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as soon as i get another full day off work
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Ska King Cody ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08,
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is it a tattoo?
Captain Bates? Master Bates? Good Comic.
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:13,
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so sorry...
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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38,
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How goes your tattoo?
Any work done yet?
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Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45,
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not yet
im goin in tomorrow
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Ska King Cody ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09,
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Woo hoo!!!!
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thatdudewithbreasts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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NOT A DEAD ONE!
honestly... edit: what's the redex at the side?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:02,
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aw thats just bad luck :(
.... tufflove is the only way
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:17,
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Ba-da Ba-da Ba-Bindun?
oh and ning to all and sundry
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hypnochimp ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:58,
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arf
heh
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:04,
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33,
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Interactive TV! Yay!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:57,
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/watches
for hours
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FatherJack /me belms ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:59,
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oh my god!
someone has destroyed all the stars and planets and other floaty things! we are alone in the universe! with only dth to amuse us... aaaargh!
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) do bears shit on the wooden pope? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:00,
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No, it's cloudy . . .
sorry, I unfluffed at you earlier . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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i went off to get myself a coffee and came back to find all your posts had been editted. a lack of fluffiness is not a crime, but a way of life. follow the path of true enlightenment and stop being so nice to people
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) do bears shit on the wooden pope? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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that's because it's an old remote!
the red button is the off button!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:00,
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*nods*
Yup! That's the joke . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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I'll have forty, please
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:03,
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forty piece of bandwagon?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:08,
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and twenty Dick Beattie too
I wonder how my pal Collin Tommy's getting on. I haven't heard from him in ages.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:10,
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I heard that the Great Architect has him trapped in his cellar
guarding the stolen Kia Ora . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:14,
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that fool
Collin Tommy will steal that Kia Ora and exchange it for Sony Ericssons and Bandwagon.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:16,
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Kia Ora? Secretive Masonic plots?
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:17,
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I wrote that...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37,
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pffffffft
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42,
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Rival photoshop competition whoring shocker...
right -to try and get some use out of my freshly installed crazymum forum , im running a photoshop competition, and would like YOU, the talented people of B3ta, to check it out...clicky woo the big difference with this one is that you win an actual, physical prize! ive just printed a whole load of new crazymum stickers packs, and am giving a pile of the away for the best photoshopery.person with stickers, yesterday
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son of crazymum ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:53,
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*shops own stickers*
yay for cutting out the middleman!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:54,
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might have a squizz tonight
cos your site is too scary for work viewing ;)
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:57,
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Cats are harder to sneak up on than cowboys!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:49,
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Hurrah!
With the Woo and the Yay and the enhanced feline awareness...
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:51,
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hahahaha
i like that!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52,
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Most
Woosome
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52,
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that leaves me
feline good woo!
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harribobs invented christmas on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:16,
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if only..
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discodaz *generic witty comment* ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:43,
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*wipes screen*
nope, still foggy, and BIG
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:45,
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heh
big so the text can be read, foggy cos i tried to make it look a bit more newspaper like,as opposed to amateurish 'shop like. i keep trying!
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discodaz *generic witty comment* ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:47,
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the new thing seems to be baseball caps at a jaunty angle....
.... with a label hanging off the back what the fuck`s that all about? edit: a BIG label, not a teeny weeny one
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:51,
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does the label say
"i am a fucking twat" ?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52,
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just a really big label... dangling
it`s times like these that you realise you`re getting old and don`t understand the yoof
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:59,
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i'm 17
and i don't understand them...
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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it's to make the cap look stolen
look closely, the label says "this cap has not been paid for"
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:02,
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but we know that anyway...
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:07,
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possible relative of
the bling phenomenon of wearing still tagged basketball shirts in the US - shows you're so money that you're only wearing new ones, replacing rather than washing. Knacker imitation of having silly waste of cash going on
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:23,
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must be cos daddy waddy buys all der clothey wothies!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:27,
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I'm still confused
by the 'turn up the back of the collar on your scabby polo shirt' trend. Weird.
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tomsk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:53,
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honestly, you're so unhip!
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:56,
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there was an episode of Law and Order
where the baddy did that to cover a tattoo on his neck, so he wouldn`t be recognised ... maybe there`s another tattoo fad
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:58,
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That's cos they're trying to be smart....
Scenario: Chav: "What you lookin' at?" Me: " I dunno, they don't label shit these d.... oh they do!"
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sbeck ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:15,
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Teh label 'ting
Is the label from the shop, to prove that it is a sparkly new stolen hat. Like if you buy an NBA hat it has little card with the NBA logo and some yarbles about something or other on it. The presenters on 'Yo MTV Raps' used to wear all their clothes with the tags on to prove that they were all new, or that they never washed them, or something.
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Liquid Crystal ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:19,
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ahhhhhh
that makes sense- I think it was a NBA hat too .. although it`s more than a bit sad!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:26,
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if you wanted to make it look a bit more newspaper like
you should have tried black writing on a white background like a real newspaper! come on, you know it makes sense.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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Wot no 90% picture coverage!
I demand recompense!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:49,
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where are the apostrophe police when you need them?
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:51,
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alert! alert!
syntax nazi!!!
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discodaz *generic witty comment* ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52,
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and don't get me started on your spelling
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:55,
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Oi!
You started a sentence with a conjunction that was not capitalised! That crime attracts a punishment of death, under the syntax-Nazi code of conduct!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:58,
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says "Lord of Teh 9"
;)
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:59,
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technically
"and" is a perfectly good word to start a sentence with, however this was more an implied continuation of the previous sentence. and capitals can get to fuck, this is the internet.
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:02,
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So rogue apostrophes are worth pointing out, but lack of correct capitalisation is fine because "this is the internet"?
Perhaps you'd like to produce a list of internet grammar rules for the rest of us, so we are all clear. edit: i'm just pissed cos you pointed out that apostrophe before i did
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spacehog ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:15,
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well, lack of capitalisation
is considered 'trendy' on the internet. misuse of apostrophes is just ignorant. You are quite right however, and I shall make more of an effort from now on.
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:20,
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quote...
"Jokes are better than technique." so there,miserable sods!
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discodaz *generic witty comment* ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:21,
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that's not what my missus says
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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You get the cock for free
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:36,
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heh
reminds me of
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:38,
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Yikes
Sexuality doubts ahoy!
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:39,
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i was never confused!
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:40,
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Of course you weren't
I won't tell
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:41,
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*cough*
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Dr. trouser ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:42,
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Sweet
Baby Jebus! My eyes!
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:44,
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AAARRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
my beautiful eyes.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:44,
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oh dear
it's a shame there isn't an 'un-see' button for my brain
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Malaka omdz ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:47,
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Ctrl-Z
divvy ...I need to stop using computers...
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:49,
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hahaha
i really must make a cherie blair calendar
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:48,
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I have a few that you're welcome to use :)
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:59,
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*makes notes*
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:03,
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o0 -
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:39,
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eww!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:42,
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you fucking love it
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:49,
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that`s as bad as anything sick_boy ever made!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52,
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what a nice thing to say
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:54,
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When this bird flu scare all blows over...
You need the right celebrity to get people eating chicken again
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sbeck ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:28,
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COCK WANK SOCK*
*This isn't what you're trying to do is it
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:35,
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DALTRY BANGS POULTRY
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:36,
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A wa?
...
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:36,
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this I like
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:37,
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erm
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PsyreN Bored Sig ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:39,
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"Crocodile Jimmy! CROCODILE!"
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:43,
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buh?!?!
*brain falls over*
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mutated monty ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:47,
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wtf?!?!??!?
!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??11111//1/1?!
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sbeck ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:51,
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psst... filename
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:53,
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*looks*
riiiiiiiggghttt!!!! loon!
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sbeck ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:04,
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Jimmy Nail Fails to put up Rails in Jail
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PsyreN Bored Sig ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:58,
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pfft
he looks like "our Norman" there (Norman Whiteside)
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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Ummm..
. .
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paranoiaman ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:01,
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Fugees reform with new front man!!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:24,
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pfft!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:25,
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Hahaha
I always thought that song was stolen from Sesame Street
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31,
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did someone say dungeons and dragons?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:18,
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gah
/filename
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:20,
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I want to cast magic missile
Found out the other day my g/f plays both diabilo and d&d and she has a go at my geeky habits!
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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Quick Spell Stone Skin
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:23,
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that depends entirely
what your geeky habits actually are.
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:24,
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Well I made her go see..
... howls moving castle, Appleseed and Ghost in the Shell 2. None of which she got all the way through without asking what was going on and could we leave. Edit: Considering I'm a nice b/f and go see all the latest crap from hollywood she wants to see its a bit rich that she can complain
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:28,
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i just realised how much i hate that...
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:29,
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hate what?
?
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:30,
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"so what's happening?"
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:32,
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So that's a neato
what now right?
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:41,
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Oooh!
Is Howls Moving Castle any good? I've heard mixed reviews of it...
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31,
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It goes on a bit
but if you liked Spirited Away I fully recommend HMC.
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:35,
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Ooh
fokin' brill. Ending goes a bit silly though.
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:41,
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ah
anime nerd. i'm not sure what that scores on top trumps nerdiness, but D&D is probably higher.
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31,
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probably
top trumps... :-D
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:32,
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Genius!
Goes away to make geeky top trumps.
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:38,
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Yea
I'm not sad enough to spend a week playing one bloody mission on that game
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:32,
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Ha! Lovely!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:22,
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D&D?
Pah! If you want a proper fantasy game, look no further than Magic: The Gathering !
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:22,
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I bought that when I
was about 12! I gave up after about 10 minutes coz it just made my head people scream! Edit: Now this is what I'm talkign about! www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=gijoetcg
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:23,
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MTG or D&D?
edit: is there anything wizards doesn't produce?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:24,
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Magic: The Gathering
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:26,
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Better now though.
proper rules system for a start!Unless you're 13...
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:28,
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So the booklet isnt
6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,073 pages long anymore?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:29,
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no...
*checks bag (yes really)* ... edit: sixty
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:30,
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took too long...
then i ballsed it up by .gif-ing it
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:44,
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I remember the days
when everyone was playing with thier tatty xmen cards at school and there was us playing with our mint laminated gathering cards. We thought we were so cool, how wrong we were :)
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:24,
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LAMINATED?
/distressed *dies*
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:26,
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Yea
We got all our cards laminated. It could be easily taken off for sale but it just protected them from bending.
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:34,
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Pfft!
I think your gf has a point!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:35,
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I'm not that bad honest.
Im a normal uni student. I just still hold onto my geeky memories :)
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:39,
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We made our own cards
for all our mates. We also had special cards like "Seagul Poo" and "Evil Maths Teacher" that some people were especially vulnerable to... /edit: We could also use that person's special ability every so often to force the result, eg. "Boff Smother"!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:45,
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I tried to recreate that hp ad thingummy.
Don't think I quite got it right...
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:09,
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Ha ha ha!
Awesome!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:10,
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Was tempted to make one the other day
but that has alot more flair to it :)
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:16,
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Stealing ideas?
;D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:19,
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Woo
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RowdsterDelux ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:10,
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that's even better!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:10,
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haha
very good too
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new_matt ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:10,
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haha
ace!
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baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:11,
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hehehe
good stuff.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:11,
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Hahah! Fabbly-us
Superbly done. EDiT: and a well-deserved FP too!
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:12,
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Now that's fantastic ...
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:12,
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That is totally WooYay and Houpla
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:13,
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'ning Mr Bun
Have you been to bed yet?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:17,
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hehe...yes dear I did...sorry about last night
I had a really bad day yesterday and my frustration spilled over onto the board
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:20,
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I know when to walk away :)
I hope today is more betterer for you.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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Ta sweetie:) I'm sending you an email to your gmail account
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:29,
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Oh
Ta for the heads up. I don't check Gmail that often.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:33,
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That's bloody brilliant.
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Neth ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:13,
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Woo
and Yaybut IE doesn't like it...
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:13,
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mine does
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RowdsterDelux ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:18,
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Woo and indeed yay!
's ok on mine too
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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mine 3
And as for the post! Pffff, Marvelous
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Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM> ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:32,
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He He
Brilliant
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:14,
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fucking hell that is good
*standing ovation*
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mutated monty ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:17,
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Wow!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:17,
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'ning Vuvu!
You got a mention in a pic down there . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:22,
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That is awesome...
W/Y/H
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paranoiaman ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:17,
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hahahaha
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:18,
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Thanks a lot :-)
/vanishes back to work
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:18,
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that is bloody ace
woo yay panowie houpla etc etc
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:19,
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topply done!
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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That's Wootastic!
Very very good!
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:23,
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pretty darned excellent is that
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:23,
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fantastic!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:27,
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Absolutely
cocking spiffing!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:32,
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wow
that is amazing. really well done! Chuck a HP Logo in the corner andget Free Legal Difficulty Fun!
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:36,
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well done
if that hadn't got FP'ed, there'd've been no justice nor hope for the rest of us
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47,
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wo
that fucking rules!
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:38,
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hehehe
excellent
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:06,
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Thunderously spanking
Send it to HP and cadge yourself a fat PR/marketing job!
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:12,
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hhahahaha
stupid HP
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toadfish ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36,
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Have some chocolate-flavored
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Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44,
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That is most woosome....
I give it 5 woos out of yay.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:42,
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Exskullent work that man.
You don't pop up nearly enough these days, but it's always worth the wait. :)
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:46,
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Ha ha
excellent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:31,
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only just seen this
and it am woo!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:27,
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greatus stufficus
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mozza ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:13,
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ahhahahah
Astounding. woo, yay, and houplah!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:13,
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hahaha!
well done! i love it!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:10,
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You're back?!
WHEEEE! Where've you been, you scrawny cunt?
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Comma ,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 14:49,
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just what i was going to say.
except without calling you a cunt.
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USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer. ,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 19:48,
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AH HA!! :o)
good game, good game!!
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eyes ,
Wed 19 Oct 2005, 22:58,
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Does what it says on the tin
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:56,
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GROAN...
But woo, tee hee
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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:57,
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Also Groan
But woo What is Venger doing with himself these days?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:59,
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he's working at the deli counter in morrisons
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:02,
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Yoda + Dungeon Master
Seperated at birth?
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:04,
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it's good.
but wouldn't a hen in drag be dressed as a man?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:07,
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i was undecided where the pedants would go on this one
a hen dressed as a man would be a transvestite, whereas "Drag" is used mostly in common language to mean men dressing up as women, garishly. I decided to adopt Drag to mean just dressing up as a garish woman. Too much thought went into this post.
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:15,
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indeed,
i still like it mind you.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:39,
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Coooor!
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Goodie ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:08,
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Have a gayshift roast.........
. .
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paranoiaman ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55,
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:57,
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Oi!
I warned you!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:00,
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no man can resist the charms of Schiavelli!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:21,
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But you lost
the right when you couldn;t be bothered!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:25,
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That caused a lol moment
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:59,
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But WOO all the same
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:00,
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arf
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:22,
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pfffffft
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:00,
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Have my latest
Woo Yay
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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back! ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:01,
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What on earth...???
:0
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:18,
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subtle
I love that guy.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:19,
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wota
Bellend
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RowdsterDelux ,
Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:20,
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