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i'm anticipating the follow up ads

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

*lights a match*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)

Hahaha

Arf!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)

hahaha that took me a while

woo yay!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:38, archived)

yey!

how would a PC light a match?
woo yay houpla!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)

it's prolly a USB lighter

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

if they get burned..does it megahurt?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

GAHHH! *dies*

'ning prod!

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

'ello :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

haha : )

long time no click :)

*clicks*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)

you've obviously not been round while i've been posting (;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)

arf

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But theres no time for our romance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
Hes on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he wont give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
Well stay at home and get down to what Im tryin to say
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But theres no time for our romance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
Hes on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he wont give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
Well stay at home and get down to what Im tryin to say
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he wont give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
Well stay at home and get down to what Im tryin to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yes, he does
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But theres no time for our romance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
Hes on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he wont give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
Well stay at home and get down to what Im tryin to say
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But theres no time for our romance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
Hes on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he wont give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
Well stay at home and get down to what Im tryin to say
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, hes got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he wont give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, Im spinnin like a top
Well dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
Well stay at home and get down to what Im tryin to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yes, he does

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Kaiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)

last one for the mo...promise

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

is that jesus with a sheep face?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:32, archived)

yes

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

good.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)

Condom on the right there.

(Dooley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:32, archived)

Goatse on the left

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)

here I am

stuck in the middle with you

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

here i am

stuck in the middle with you

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

stuck in the middle with you

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

WINNAR!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)

hahahahahah

I get in trouble when I say that to people

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

can we make editing cartoon strips the new compo?

please?

also woo

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

Anyone up for a meaningless doodle?

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

not for me thanks, i'm full.

*belch*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

How about a little muffin?

Just a teeny tiny muffin.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:28, archived)

veh nahce

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:32, archived)

That is one lovely doodle

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

Butterfly.

...butterfly WITH A BOMB.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

Hmm

Looks like Soviet propaganda...

(DaysOfYore, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)

see a man stood on satans head, hiting him with sticks for stretching out his ears...

i'll have my medication please

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

i spies

inverted triforce!

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)

Brilliant! The Government's going to bring in new Stealth Taxis!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:24, archived)

Hahaha

Top shoppage

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

Haha! sooper!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)

Nicerly!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

A sausage, shorn,

with a blue bullhorn,
emits a binary whisper
on a red vespa.

You may translate freely.

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Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

No need.

It's perfect as it is

May I just say:

Hick, hack, hock,
Rinky tinky on purple grass,
Shafts of light, hob-nail boots,
Tramping down the bamboo,
That grows upwards, downwards, sideways,
Into the Concrete Cosmos,
Life is mauve,
I am orange,
Hick, hack, hock.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

Pass it over.

puffs.passes back.

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Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

Hahaha.

Yay for Modern Toss.

(Dooley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

FEEDIN THE DUCKS ARE YA

yeeeaahhh

Duck feeder

*drives away*

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)

lolz

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

ha ha

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

now THAT is funny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

time for the slide show! dim the lights!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

*shadow puppets*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

*faints*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

First Dilbert to make me do a pfft

and on the third frame too

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

oh dear!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

most* interesting dilbert strip ever

_*only

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

ahahahahahaha

genuine laugh out loud moment there

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:23, archived)

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

LOL!

*lolls*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:32, archived)

Best Dilbert Strip

i have read in years

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:07, archived)

is this how people...

.. on myspace have sex?

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

people on myspace?

there are no such thing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

they can't climax unless they're pointing a digital camera at themselves at an obtuse angle

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

'ning a ling a ning nong all

Click for this weeks strips and more

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

real life's just not like the cartoons is it?

hold on...this IS a cartoon!

edit: oops i forgot to woo

woo

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

*twats you across the head with a hammer*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

hahaha!

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:31, archived)

the guy on the right has eyebrows instead of eyes. FACT!

and woo q;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:35, archived)

eyebrows on top of eyebrows

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

Weetabix eyebrows!

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

They're slots

for inserting extra biscuits.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

'Ning Dave!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)

'ning a ling

How the devil?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

I think the Dave's Hawt

what? aww come on, if it's alright to fancy squirrels with tits...then.. guys? guys? *tumbleweeds*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)

I love you too big guy

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

You're not too bad either :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

*doesn't make eye contact*

*quickly turns away and sips tea*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:46, archived)

*extends long straw over shoulder and steals tea*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)

you're nakedness was too.... ermmm.... cryptic for me.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)

there was nakedness?

when what did i miss?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)

Full frontal tackle-out nudity

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)

did you hit a high number then?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:50, archived)

well, a round number - 12,000

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:51, archived)

congratulations

*secretly glassco.cx's*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)

Hurrah! Thanks :)

Now you have something to keep you busy at the weekend

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)

Double U Tee Eff mate

is it supposed to be magic eye or something?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

It's a higher tech version of those slidy square puzzles

except a few squares I've also flipped over to make it "harder"

I actually did try the magic eye thing but it didn't work very well at all

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:00, archived)

Did you have a cryptic thrill?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)

): no i'm too thick for that

i like it plain and obscene.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)

Well I did notice 3 unscrambled squares that I'd missed

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)

*goes back to re-examine image*

nah, my eyes are too shit for this kind of thing!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:04, archived)

*Sends picture of willy*

not as hard to see but you may need a telescope

_backwards

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)

*hacks into Hubble Space Telescope and points it at your bedroom window*

backwards

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

no need for photos

that's what webcams are for

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

uhuh? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

*growls*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

SHHHHHHHH!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

Yahoo C2C?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

No its MSN

and no

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

Aww you big tease :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

he's no tease for me (;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6888355

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:24, archived)

Bitch

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

i might be able to persuade him to have a threesome

but you'd owe me

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

Nothing/one is going in my bum though

and you'll have to buy all my drinks and weed

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

oooo

*spazzes back*

*is dissapointed*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

i'm with you, dix...

the dave is far sexier than any squirrel, tits or no.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:49, archived)

*bums*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:51, archived)

wot no reacharound?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)

I already have both my hands on it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)

hurray!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

hello the dave

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)

hello the Brian

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

arf

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

Yay for subtle technical deficiencies in nuclear related cartoons

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:04, archived)

doesn't make for much of a franchise does it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

hahah i'm sending that to my chemistry major friends

woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)

yay

Hope I got the explosion colour right then

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)

yay for uranium!

TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6383035.stm

2 things: "Medication inaccuracies account for 40,000 lives each year"
Really? Wouldn't we have heard about them by now?

and the picture halfway down the page appears to have Harold Shipman in it!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)

I find that easy to believe, to be honest

pharmacies sometimes make "slight errors"

doctors sometimes make "slight errors"

put the two together at once and you are "slightly dead"

fun :D

edit: oh and as slight errors go, that tablet will be running windows

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)

surely we'll all die

"sorry Mr Smith I have the blue screen of death, what are you in for again?"

[Mr Smith is in a Coma]

"oh not willing to talk, Patient is refusing treatment Nurse free up this bed"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

*presses eject button*

"NEXT!"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

And Lisa Tarbuck...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

I find your name very ironic

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

How is that?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

~~iron~~ erot

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

ooh, 'ark at him getting all arty-farty like

clicky go biggy

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

Vain tart

(Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

Lunch of the Day!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

her reflection is really really short AICMFP

plus woo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

dont be silly shes just wearing heels

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

Hello petal

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)

Play misty for me?

That's quite lovely.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

Mucky cow

getting fingerprints all over the glass like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

she's touching herself

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thistle, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

tilda swinton?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

Did you make her see through

or stick her in from another picture?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

made her see-through

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)

This game's been going on 40 years...

Time to declare a winner

(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

OPTMZATION FTW!!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

HUMOUR FTW!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

aqueous or vitreous?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

either provided its in caps lock

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

CAPS LOCK FTW

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

WTF FTW!

/meh

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

pffff

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

!WTF WWW FTW!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

'ello Hammy

I've not seen you for a while.
Do you have a note from your mum?
/ac

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

Yes I do!

It's says,

Please excuse my son, he was been ver' nawwty doing work and stuff and not making peurile images for his imaginary friends. He's a ver' ver' nawwty boy.

Love, Mrs Trippin'

It's not in my handwriting or nuffink either! How's you?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

Full of wellness and cashew nuts thanks :)

*eyes excuse note dubiously and files for later use*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

Huzzah!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

you've got I's

use them !!!!!!

FTW whatever that is.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

this is my wallpaper, when i have wallpaper.

minus domo and all the coded messages.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

What do you mean

when you have wallpaper?

What do you have the rest of the time?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)

draped fabrics

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

a blank blue screen.

only the recycle bin showing, much easier to dump stuff and find it on my desktop when it's clear
of other stuff.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

There are no winners, ONLY CLOWNS

ONLY CLOWNS

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

hahaha, great!

Now make the puppet thing reveal her face.

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

Fantastic!

(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

thankyou

woo to yours too,

how rude of me!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

I Knew it!

And with this I say.. Thanks very Much...
You've been a great Audience, But I really have to go now...

Thank you and Goodnight...
(There will be no encores)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

GERROFF!

*throws cabbages*

'night!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

*Sends Charlie Hodge to fetch Cabbage*

heh Heh
night...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

coffee, meet screen

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

Hahaha! Yes!

(WiggZ, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:31, archived)

hahaha nicely, would click if i could

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

i KNEW it!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)

Thick, bristly nose hair?

Then you need Nose Nun!

(

Ian Woosnam, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

hahaha

someone get one for Mr Blessed

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

Ooooh.

I was looking to replace my knackered, blunt old Moustache Monk.
*buys*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

How about a Pube Pastor...

For those days when you wanna feel silky smooth...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

And there's always Beard Bishop, of course.

It's a very competitive market.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

Mrs Box preferes

the Crotch Cardinal

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

Good one... If you've got the Money the Defoliating Deacon is also good.

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

As is the Armpit Archdeacon.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

*Desperately trying to think of one for 'pope' and is annoyed that he used 'Pube' so soon as they would have gone great together*

*Explodes*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

Punany Pope?

The Minge Mohel failed the Health & Safety tests, although you can pick up grey imports from Ukraine.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

Darn.. You are the Star at this... I'm Off!

Night All!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

Nothing beats the Vaginal Vicar

but that's a hole other type of device!

Booze time approaches! G'night folks.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

I think you mean depilating?

defoliating means skin removal doesn't it?

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

I could pretend it's a Deliberate mistake...

But I'm a Mnnnnnng...

You win the Me...
:D

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

You're all sooooooo gauche

The "Curlies Choirboy" is the latest thing.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

Facial Friar?

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

As used by Simon Weston.

Hull, please. No, a one-way ticket will be fine.

And now I really am going. T'ra!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

hahahahahaha tra Prof

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

hahaha

Damn I want to pearoast some Weston....... argh, I can't resist....

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

how odd!

*buys*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)

Haha!

Right, I'm going home now, I've had enough of sitting in a sweltering office pretending to be hard at w*rk. Goodnight everyone! Have splendid evenings, and take care crossing the roads.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

Nighty!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

Looks like those blades need sharpening

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

TJ: What has Happened To Brian Peppers' Wikipedia?

Just had a look and it's not there. I was looking forward to editing it.

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

it's been redirected to crouzon syndrome?

you'll have to start it from scratch as the old one was deleted and protected from recreation for a year.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

'socks!

nuts to it, I'll just make an image.

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

Rather Crap And Almost Definitely Bindun

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)

I just noticed this gem:

"So, here we are, on what is already being called "Brian Peppers Day" by certain websites. Let's discuss. "

from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deletion_review/Log/2007_February_21/Brian_Peppers

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)

Even thought I don't need it

I desperately want one of those!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

thank god

for nose nun^TM

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)

Quick ... ergo shit

Will you have the lucky crate?

(

WOLF .™, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

Pfft

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

Okay, everybody

step the fuck away from the box already!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

Hahahahaha, wtf?!

I wish I could click for this.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

Butters?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

Precious butter.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

butter.

butter butter butter.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

I love it on crumpets.

Which I have four left of at home!

Yipeeeeee!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

CRUMPETS

are truly the food of the gods

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

Oh my god yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

is that his cock?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

Butters Vs Jolly Jack?

(WiggZ, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)

Well, Art

but yeah, that's the general idea

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)

Enough time for a freshly coloured pea?

P.S. Fear the Minty Voodoo

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

Haha this reminds me of Molesto

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

you said that was a repost when you posted it down there! *points*

so it's a coloured pea of a pea!

Pea R squared!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)

pea²

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

how'd you do that?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

used charecter map in system tools :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

Live and Let Die!

dun a nah, dun a nah, dun a
dun a nah, dun a nah, DA DA

oh shit, i've got to the regga bit in my head

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)

Its the Voodoo Gumbo version of KM's Stick Man...

Hurrahs...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

Grim Fandango?

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

Never played it unfortunately,

wish I could find a copy

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

You should

s'a very good game indeed

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

my copy was broken.

i couldn't get any further than the bit where you swing across the roof to the neon sign.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

On really cold nights.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

yay!

that's actually rather fetching

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

fetching

e^lt

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

In the internet age

it isn't enough to masturbate quietly over your own perversions, you have to share them.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

Wait till I start posting my amateur scat pics...

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

..then Wait till the Pro Ones come out...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

At last!

Kat and Scarlet...doing the lezzie thang!

*FWAP*

(CdrVimes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

Awwww huggles!

It's like Harriet and TUTT :)

(

in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

careful what you say

oh wait it's too late

*imagines*

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

cor! yus plz!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

I refuse to Think Mucky Thoughts...

I'll just go Awwww.. and insist that Nothing Rude is Happening...
*Sticks Fingers in Ears*

Nice Pic though...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

Nothing rude IS happening.

..........at least; not yet.

Throw a ball of string in there and Kat'll lose it.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

Glad to hear it's all innocent...

and Yay for String...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

i somehow remember cats eating squirrels.

if only cats were as nice as kat...

edit: i forgot you woo!, how rude.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

I'm not drawing a pic of Kat eating Scarlet.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

i'm not really interested in that :s

it's just that, you know, cats eat squirrels in real life, sad as it may be :)

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)

not even

a zombie one?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)

+out

DRAW IT

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)

not even...

while holding a steak knife and a bottle of tomato sauce?

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)

Do you wank over your own pictures?

and do you ever quickly try and draw a dirty comic strip, with a race to get to the explosive and possibly illegal (well, if it involves furry animals that's a given) end before you reach yours?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

No. Hell no.

I buy proper porn.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahahaha

with the usual line at the newsagents "I'm an artist, they're er, for research" :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)

Lols!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

Now theres a game...

One Handed Cartoonery, getting progressively weirder and more shakey as the climax approaches...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)

This explains all the miscellanious extra lines

on JJ's work.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

On really cold nights...

Soz, JJ. It's the first thing I saw when I looked at your pic.
Might be time for a b3ta holiday.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:58, archived)

Its time I had a B3ta holiday too

at the weekend I visited my older brother and all his mates are married professional couples with young children.

I was showing things off B3ta:
The black and white spoof bukkake video done to prisoner cell block H music.
The spoof M&S valentine advert.
The spoof Richard & Judy you say it we pay it.

Once I wiped away my tears of laughter, I realised the room had gone quiet and people looked embarrassed.

Oops.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

I know that feeling.

Ms Tramp shakes her head slowly and mutters about me having too much time on my hands.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

Can you have a B3ta Holiday...

I haven't even been here a year and I sometimes get the shakes when I've been off for a coupla days...

I'm Rattling...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

Jack

have you shifted your drawing style slightly? I've noticed stronger final pencil lines since the camera pic last night. That deliberate or did you just get a diff. set of pencils or something. Or have I just not been paying attention?

Edit: mourning A3 scanner? Does this explain the change?

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

Drawing on card rather than paper.

Makes the lines look nice n' smooth.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

cold nights, you say?

they could always try putting some clothes on

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

Awww

Lovely cuteness :)

*cleeque*

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

awwwh! they're friends!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

Awww.. That's Lully Biscuits too...

Group Hug!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

I WANT HUGGGLES! this is not fair.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)

blimey

*fwaps like mad monkey till he goes blind*

(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

calvin and hobbes are gay!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

hahahah

brilliant

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

Hooray!

Hooray for making cartoon strips into filth!

Hooray!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

Hooray!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

you bought a uke yet?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

still plucking up the courage

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

but they're so CHEAP!

i'm getting the hang of finger picking
and struggling with chord changes at the moment

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

you did the ebay thing right?

how much?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

£30 including postage

should be comparable if you get one from hawaii

there are expensive ones out there, but the cheapies work fine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

sounds good, I stil have your link

and I'm still waiting for an MP3 from you

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

you're just stringing it out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

hahaha

did you post that one with Maw Broon's big new cock? That made me laugh repeatedly. I had to leave the office.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

Daphne's new cock

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm struggling to maintain a professional front here

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

hahahahaha

still does the trick!

The whole thing is genius.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

hahahahahaha!

even moreew braw

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

cor,

what a large cock

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

Where can we see more of this?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

Did I pay you to ask this?

Why, here, you can see them here

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

Absolutely

hilarious!!!!

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)

pfft,

but did you have to draw in her saggy tits?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

Fuck yeah!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

"ah'm fair frothing at the gash"

this is the best line ever.

pffft

(

MrA, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

actually

"It's no gan up ma ringpiece" is the best line ever

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

Whit a stramash!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

Haha! XD

great stuff

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

you can go fuck yourself for this

I'm honestly putting you on ignore!

That's worse than shitting in the face of little baby jesus and stamping on kittens at the same time.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

hahaha

ISSUES!!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

you fucking love that picture.

I prefer this one:

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

mine's better

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

compo it!

erm

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

This keeps popping up

on the board and making me laugh

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

Oh fuck

panic stations.

He knows pressure points! *hides under desk*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

you're lucky i couldn't find a tintin strip to change then

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

you can do what you like with Tintin

Calvin and Hobbes IS sacred though. Watterson never sold out and never put a foot wrong for the whole run of C&H, so I shall defend his artistic and creative genius to the end.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)

i do quite like c&h though,

this one was just screaming out for a dirty edit. and i promise i won't do it again mr.happytoats

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

I strongly suggest you draw someone

stomping on the baby Jeebus's face with one foot and kittens with the other.

It's great when you find someone's Achilles heel innit :)

Edit: Ooh he's given you permission to do Tintin .. don't bother.
And woo to your post. It made me giggle.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)

I couldn't give a monkeys about that

it's Calvin and Hobbes that I'm sticking up for

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

You told him to go fuck himself

and you were putting him on ignore (so I dunno why you are still replying in this thread as you shouldn't be able to see it).

It's a bit harsh for something that only you seem to find offensive.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

because I was joking

have you not noticed how many people say far worse in jest on here? (I try to avoid the use of the word c*** for example).

But I do genuinely feel protective over Calvin and Hobbes. Because I know a fair bit about Bill Watterson and admire him greatly for being such an impressive storyteller and artist who never sold out.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

thank you,

tintin was shit anyway, although i may have to find another childhood comic to ruin

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

Submit that idea for the image challenge.

I think you're on to something.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

pffft!

oh, and hello everyone!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

Good afternoon mr. Johnson

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

ahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

Heh...

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

arf!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

haha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

ha ha,

good to see i'm not the only one

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hooray!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

Ahahahaaa!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

I'm sorry ffor the .7k over 50:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

Hello new person.

Please read our FAQ

Cheers.

Edit: hahaha, woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

TAG IT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

it's a mudder.

hehe, i love that show.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

Taggart?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

therrrrrrrrrrrre's bin a

murrrrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrr

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

in the corrrrrrrrrrrrnerrrrrrrrrrr of the larrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrr

with a girrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrr

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

office lol

you cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

psst

top right:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

you stole this image from rghost?

david sullivan would be spinning in his grave at such plagiarism.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

Pull out?

Rhythm method!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

I would hate to be on patrol with him as the officer

"Right chaps, every insurgent with a gun will be pointing at me, and by association, you. But dont worry, because my bodyguard will forward your remains to your families"

"Thanks sir, 3 cheers for sir, hip hip.."KERBLAMO!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

Ha HA!

"Hey 'Walesey', think fast!" BLAM

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

ha ha ha,

this is higly unlikely to happen

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

Erm

He's getting there

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

i didn't know this,

but now i want to know why my mate is being sent there in the summer

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

Summer hols

innit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

I like the French polishers bit :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)

I thought the hat would too

But he's not around:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

Finally

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

Oh it's his arm!

I thought it was some sort of tiny cartoon zeppelin.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

yes

i didnt realise how craply drawn charlie brown's arms were until now...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

All of it was pretty shit.

Look at Patty's hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

put those claws away

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

No, I just meant it looked like a helmet.

I could never get on with Snoopy though, I was more Thundercats and He-Man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

me too :D

proper Masters of the Universe Heman, with the bob hairdo. I hated him when he got all skinny and had a mullet. Gimp.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

when the fuck did he get skinny with a mullet?!?!?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

the new adventures of heman

Here, granted he's not that skinny, but he's not as good as the proper Heman

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

snoopy's much older than he-man and thundercats though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

and most snoopy fans are much older than me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

haha!

took me a minute...

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

poor chuck

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

Is it Ground Chuck?

And how much Chuck would Woodstock upchuck if Woodstock upchucked Chuck?

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

erm

all of him

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

hahahaha

they're eating Beadle!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)

yes... well i was going for perspective... but it looks a lot like beadle to me

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

Good grief.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha

Grand.

Shame fourdam isn't here to give us some peanuts reposts.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

where is he?

The board seems pretty tame at the moment...

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

See below.

He's under collapsibletank's desk, giving his old chap what for.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6881847

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

I've just realised

This is what I do all day.
Live webcam:

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

Cool!

The scary bit is the way your eyes flicker around!

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)

Edit: Awww, forgot it was my b3taday, thanks all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)

AAAAARGH!

*piddles self*

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY YOU FREAK!

x mwah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

happy b3taday fella!

hope it's been a good one so far

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

I can't remember her name, but I've had her.

/Rory McGrath blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

Woo!

Have some cayyyyyyyke!

Yum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

I do like this.

Hippo birdy.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

Many Happy B3tan Returns

hope your day goes well!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)

Happy b3taday

*mwah*

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)

*mwah*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

click your candle!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

What did that happen?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

no idea

i've only recently noticed it myself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

cheeky

i said that already!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

Happy b3taday!

Now put her away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

happy b3taday!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

did you know that on this day in 1965

Malcolm X was assassinated?

click your candle for more interesting facts

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

happy b3taday to youuuuuuuu

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

Happy Birthday!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

happy b3taday!

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PoofBird ~V~, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

Christ.

I just surely pissed myself.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

awaits cdcs

(good though)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)

you rang?

(cymro, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

YAY!

I asked for that.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

good job you've got there!

and a good job you've done too - woo

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)

i do much the same

without the stunt penmanship.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)

I do much the same also

except I chew the pen until it no longer works

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

I can't chew the pen I've got at the mo

It's a nice one, and it's covered in glitter.

I'm chewing my highlighter though. Well, sucking it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)

*makes your bed*

There, now it's all nice for tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

:O)

Spare bed. That NEVER gets made.

Or changed.

All welcome...

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

Ah well

That jacket thing looks comfy.

*steals*

*looks silly in it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

Scary :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)

lay off the caffiene old bean

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

whatcaffeineineverdrinkcaffeinewhatareyoutryingtosayjustleavemealonewontyouyoureonetotalkjeez!

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

Are you Boris Grishenko from goldeneye?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

Yes.

Doh.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

Who WOULDN'T want to see a cow Chorus line dancing in Queen Vectoria's front room?

EDIT: Can anyone guess the MOOsical this is from?
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

Haha

Ace!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

*ponders*

Nope, can't think of anyone.

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

needs more udder towsels

other than that, cor!

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sinisterduck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

not me

i like it :-)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

MOOlin Rouge!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

I thought this

but question it's validity as a Musical :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

true,

maybe it's Cats?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

NOPE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

The Sound of Moo-sic?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

Nope!

~~Seven~~Four Brides for ~~seven~~ four BrUDDERS!
Hahahahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

but there are only 4!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

^this

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

Bovuus.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)

Mikamoo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)

Cor

That would be ace in any front room!
Edit: But the best place it would look is on the front page.
Nice one!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

COWS?

Mr Moo-stoffelees?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

Cats?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

Les Misermagnets?

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

Hahahahaaa!

magnet?magnetmagnet!?
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

can't believe Snakes on a Magnet wasn't mentioned.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

hahah

the magnet thread - good to see that again :)

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spacehog, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)

I don't get it

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

CCC

Chicowgo?
a Cowrus line?
Cowbaret?

gah! I'll get my coat

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

Brilliant!

Is it Anudder bride, anudder groom, anudder sunny afternoon? (Making WOOpee)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:18, archived)

Four Brides for four BrUDDERS!

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)

well in there Mr the Hat

ace stuff :)

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Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)

Bull

Drummond (Bass)

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Flash_Bastard, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

COWBARET

(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

is it panto time yet?

(pdjpdj, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

Custard in boots?

I don't think so!
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

that just takes the biscuit

(custard cream)

(pdjpdj, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)

That was a trifle tenuous,

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)

Whereas

You are in custardy of the better pun.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:05, archived)

can't be real

some law students told me once:
the law does not concern itself with trifles

(plus, he's clearly been paintballing)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

Oof!

Teh punnage...

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

Anyone else see fluffy?

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)

yak

gross bastard.

Woo clickety.

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)

why am i looking at your used condoms?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)

Much like speed metal ......

Speed gif making is not recommended

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WOLF .™, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

Funnel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

i think i'll be leaving

the gunnell funnel alone

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

might as well

pearoast

is the board buggered for anyone else at the moment?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

yup!

although by the time you see this it will be fixed.
photofile.ru/simple/frame/fishki_net/2477342/45515921/

edit/ and now it's fixed woo to orig post.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

Yes.

Yes it is. Yes.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

very

slow to load /////////////// and post as I typed this while it was thinking about loading

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WOLF .™, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)

Seems to be better now

*crosses everything*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)

Not quite as cool but...

I once saw this*

*may not really have seen this.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

repost tiem

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)

I so want to see that!

yay

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sinisterduck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

brilliant

that is all :)

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

brrrrr! BRRRRR!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)

excellent!

i like this one - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

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