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last one for today

this one is called 'Past Glories'.

thanks for the kind comments everyone!

(Dame Throktar McBurgermuff, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

Photoshop filters ftw.

/ac

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

Animal from the Muppets

Through the mottled glass in my front door

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

Arf!

Is't it the same as the thingy tiger one with added colours??

(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

You artistic heathen.

We're being privileged enough to be enriched by this artist's ~~ability to apply a filter~~ work and you say this?
Sheesh.

Philistine.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

before you go, can we see the

original picture before the filters?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

To my eyes

it looks like a bloke looking to the right of frame with a spliff and a hardon.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

^This! :/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

This^

FTW!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

I'm thinking some

old footballer going FTW! due to the pretentious title.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7188918

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

far too lazy to type that all out again...

;)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

But you typed that!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

doh!

logic failure!

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

I don't

get it.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

why am I looking at a picture of your Daffy Duck?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Captain Peacock

in the Study with the filters.

TFIT! I better get some standard noobie failure to comply images ready.

I call this one
" I is in you hevuns lukin at your starz. Ahhh get this cunting bee out of my eyeses god"!

Click for bigger (369 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

this one is pretty, I like the colours

but I'm not getting "past glories"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

50% decaputated teh fear

through Mrs Trellis mottled front door?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

I can see a duck ( ' )< carrying 2 candles

the one in its right hand (wing?) is much closer.

and I'm not even looking at your picture!
*runs away from fire brandishing duck!*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

i see a seal and a beach ball

and nobody cares.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

I care

I'll swap you it for this mental pyromaniac duck

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Done!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

nice one!

*gets stabbed by seal*

you didn't tell me it had just been released from prison and had an anger problem

*faints*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

lol filters lol

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Try

deviantart - it'll be on google somewhere

I don't get it but I confuse most people anyway.

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

is it

a woodpecker and a pigeon coming home
from a drunken night out
and they're holding each other up
but the woodpecker can't find his keys
and what we can see here is what mrs woodpecker
can see through the front door just before
she lets them in?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

^ this

although i don't think mrs woodpecker should let him in.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

wow!

you really thought about that!
This^ FTW!
*applauds*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

Neither funny, optimised nor particularly good

but I'm back from China after raising £21,000 for Oxfam! Huzzah!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

that didnt animate at 1st for me

i thought it was sunday!
Woo!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

Monkey fudge,

monkey fudge,
Fudge like you and me!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

well done...huzzah!

you *could* make him kick some kind of animal though...possible a sponging panda

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

You mean a panda mopping up a spill?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

I think you've just given yourself a task...=)

And "he" is me.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

Nice hat.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

nocando mate

I'm at work and actually quite busy

If no-one's done it by tonight I'll give it a go though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

Threadjacks. ( sorry poster, well done on the charidee )

Stop being busy.

Click for bigger (193 kb)

You are also being 'devilised' but that's for later.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

*glees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

I don't know why...

...but I'll have a go

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

Hah hah!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

Spacky lady behind tree alert!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

I think she's humping it

like some kind of animal in heat

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

Looks more like

she's punching it tbh.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

donkeypunch ftw!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

Give me an opinion on this as a basic design for my site:

www.wastedindustry.com/site/index2.html

Everyone else can shitfling as much as they like too :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Very dark

but that's you I suppose

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

Heh you could say that....

It displays pretty well on most screens though. I reckon your monitor brightness is down.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

close, open, mute and unmute are a bit hard to read. sound effects on websites make baby jesus cry.
apart from that it's COCKING ACE!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Sound effects can be disabled by pressing 'mute'.

The font can be changed :)

Ta!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

you're most welcome

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

its shit

not really it's WOO!, but i think the content needs some work.

the mechanics looks great, i also think you could do with a pre-loader in there as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

The content obviously needs some work :p

This is really just the menu design I'm working on.

The preloader will be added very soon - the site as a whole is up to 230kb already so it needs one!

Thanks for the advice :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

no problems.

i is likeing the metal effects and it is seeming very much how i would expect a menu for you to be. i might suggest just the odd kitten for fluff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

Kittens may be an option...

Might have to be black ones though ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

Nice!

As long as it's used for something good. Unfortunately some excellent designs like this get used for websites which are shit and then the design and snacky stuff just gets annoying.

Edit: A preloader might be good but please please please don't have a 'click to enter' I hate those things.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

Ta :)

The site is being designed to promote myself as a DJ essentially, although it will also have information about myself.
Think music samples, tracklists, pictures, club information etc etc.
Might have some promotion of my regular clubs on there too.

And yeah, I hate 'click to enter' things too - this will have a preloader and then fade straight to the site.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

£21,000? Crikey well done!

and welcome back

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

You walked the Great Wall?

Cool! Although from what I hear, that doesn't take long these days...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

Not all of it

5 days worth with 7-to-8 hours of walking per day.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

Cool!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

Hurrah

for raising wodges of cash!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hal Jordan's looking very out of shape

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Hence the never-ending exercise

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

another

this one is called 'Harmonious Tiger'

(Dame Throktar McBurgermuff, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

More like a hungover giraffe

imho

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

^This

'Ning all!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

OI OI

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

'Lo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

'Ning!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

Wotcher Debs

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

You're a bit late this ning

I hope you have a note from your mum

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

Off work poorly

Treated myself to a lie in :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

Nice!

This is actually my first day in work for about a fortnight :/

*makes you a nice cup of tea*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

'photoshop-filtered giraffe'

would be a better title

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

Photoshop filters ftw.

/ac

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

needs more diplodocus cervix

/ac

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

~~'Harmonious Tiger'~~
'Photoshop Filters FTW'

I'm sorry, that wasn't very nice of me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

you cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

are you asking me out on a date

mrs crab apple?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

Oh dear

I'm inclined to agree this time :/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

YAY \o/

i'm not normally a cunt, honest.
but i've had a bad morning

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

*comforts*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

I imagine you're...

...all talking in Brian Sewell voices whilst criticising the poor lads work.

It's a brave bugger that puts their stuff up for comment. (I thought it looked liked dead skin cells myself)

(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

i see E.T.

playing with dominoes with no spots. this confuses me.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

paint me blue and call me stupid but...

I see no tiger
it's not stripey
it's not yellow and black
no fangs
no claws
not whiskers
no mangled wildebeest carcass
in fact nothing whatsoever to suggest tigerishness

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

how many paintings don't appear to depict what they claim to?

(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

haha

damn i did an "officelol" there.
did i say it right?
officelol?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

haha

true, but it's impressionistic. it's designed to invoke tigerishness as a concept :)

(Dame Throktar McBurgermuff, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

meh, doesn't work for me

I would have thought this was a more abstract work, I'm no expert but to me the like of turner is proper impressionism. power and steam is a good example, it conveys the impression of speed and power and trains going woosh but if you don't happen to be in the same frame of mind the artist was in when he painted it and you don't pick up on the cues that convey speed and whoosh then it has the advantage of also actually looking like a train
if you want to invoke tigerishness, then think, what is tigerishness? to me it's stripes, claws, striding across the serenghetti devouring wildebeest.
if I had any skill as a painter I'd paint a tiger on the plains but the painting would be overlaid by stripes that look like the tiger has clawed the canvas and these stripes blend with the stripes on the tiger but at the same time as the are tearing the canvas they are also tearing the flesh of the wildebeest in the painting

now that's impressionism

and I'm shit at painting but I'm pretty handy at tattyshop and I'm going to try that later

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

not bad....

keep going and ignore all the fuckheads!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

Vicious band,evilness high level

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Meemeemeep?

*headbangs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep
meep
meep
meep meep
meep meep meep

*rocks out but keeps cock in*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

\m/ O \m/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

Mortician are fucking awesome!

Hailz!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

yes, they are

but only for a limited time

gets boring after a few tracks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

cat skate

Davideo Website
MY entry in Lucozade's £10k video comp

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

haha

nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

oh my goodness

look at him go!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

YAY!

\o/

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

Lookithimgo!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

This fills my pance with glee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

hehee! fluff-tastic.

Have a woo.
Skate kitty's forelimb action makes me think of Pete Townshend...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

yay!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

My God, it's full of mice!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

yes but has he got mad skilzz?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

haha!

aceness!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

Love it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

*cough*

You forgot this...

"That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made...".

Read the faq! ;)
I can't believe nobody has said this yet
'ning!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

sort of like this?

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

Exactly!

*pins on gold star*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

That has to be the

most FAQ-compliant post ever made on this board. It's making me dizzy with obedience.

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chart cat has an itch, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Skate!

Skate littil kitten, before the Giant Mice eat your SOUL!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

pfft!

how very silly :)

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mutated monty, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

300 is teh ghey

(thatdudewithbreasts, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

480BC?

I think it started out a lot earlier than that...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

I'm clever

The Battle of Thermpylae was 480BC so my logic is not flawed... i think @_@

(thatdudewithbreasts, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

And?

I'm sure blokes were bumming each other well before then :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

Although probably not during

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

You never know.

Running for the frontline with a bloke on your back still hammering away...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

guh ugh

you like that Mr. Persian eh?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

hahaha

the film is teh good tho

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

i don't understand

are you saying you don't like gays?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

I love them

But I couldn't rim a whole one

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

*sort of a cross between a 'gah' and a 'pfft'*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

shut up and keep rimming

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

your all gay

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

your all gay

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

I liked 300

*contemplates a career in gayness*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

Pfft

Frank Miller is a God.

This man is a Tard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

It's a decent observation, I feel.

Ningaling!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

it sure is

but i was just smiling at you.
it was my way of saying hello!

hello.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

Does this count as "text on a picture"?

as a special black box is provided.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

Text and a picture

shirly

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

yes

the Olympic rules state that:
'if what you've done is taken a picture, and then added some text THAT is text on a picture'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Right, motion passed

This IS text on a picture.

Let the derision begin...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

but it has a furtive two-headed negro boy

that can't be all bad

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

well spotted

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

As I scroll back up to the picture, I can almost hear you chanting

"Made you look, Made you look!"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

*looks closely at picture*

*recoils in horror*

That's going to haunt my dreams.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Pffft!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Pfft!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

i think it still counts

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

I find the Battle of Salamis infinitely superior

and infinitely meatier

*checks meat infinitometer*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

well

/sensible answer

it's a known fact that in Greek armies they had gay units called 'scared bands'which had both partners in the same unit. They were well regarded for their fighting ability. Greeks also considered women far far beneath them, so sex with men by some Greeks considered sex with equals. But not all were gay, hence the 'comedy' Lysistrata about women on sex strike

/off

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

you Ptolemy lies

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

i'm having trouble deciphering that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

i also

am having this trouble

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

It's this bit:

"sex with men by some Greeks considered sex with equals."

Makes no sense.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

add a was between Greeks and considered.

*to the rescue*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

I think it's missing a was or a , or something

but basically greek blokes shagged other greek blokes as they considered women inferior and not worth their cock

I know one bloke who thinks like that

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

Sounds reasonable to me.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

They had no understanding of the concept

of homosexuality. To them it was just sex. A bit like in some Arab natins today.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

yes

and?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

If 'tas bindun...

Click for bigger (279KB)

...er fucksocks!

(

Ninj, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

yay!

www.b3ta.com/board/7187957

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

all very excellent!

Woo indeed sir!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

morning!

any fish today?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

that is most ace!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Needs more moon falling on head

Woo

/expanded universe geek blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

*Needs more Sernpidal's moon*

/bigger expanded universe geek blog

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Touché my friend, Touché

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

I'm rereading the New Jedi Order series for the fifth time.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

I've started reading KOTOR comics again

then run about the flat making lightsaber noises. My flat mate thinks I'm slowly going mental. Nothing slow about it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

I still don't much like the Old Republic stories.

There's something about the Yuuzhan Vong which makes them fantastically interesting though.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

Is it all the S&M they are into?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Well partially that

but mainly the body modification. Always held a fascination for me.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

Thats no moon...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

*pffft*

nice

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Arf.

But shit film, even with Chow Yun Fat in it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

yo yo yo

sorry it's not very funny, but this is one of my recent projects which hopefully at least some of you will appreciate.

it's called 'Rainbow Grief'

Click for bigger (264KB)

more to follow...

(Dame Throktar McBurgermuff, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

Tis good

but please keep images under 50k.
Edit: Ooops

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

he used b3ta's hosting. it's all good.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7188722

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

*gets calculator*

now I'm confused

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

i miss readed it

sorry

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

i don't know much about art

but i wouldn't hang it on my wall.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

Photoshop filters ftw.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

sorry

it's a bit shit
and it has an emo name
sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

what the fuck happened to

'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'
you rude shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

re: your sig

it's 'total' not 'complete' (I think)

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

^ this

s'true

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

This^

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

it's a copy paste job form imdb

plus, i don't care :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

"Smokey and the Bandit"?

thought it was a lyric...

*goes back to sleep*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

hahahaha

fuck off you fucking fucker!

admit it though, i've got a point, haven't i?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

*nods*

*backs away slowly*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

that doesn't dimish the fact that you're being a cock

you cock

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

Yes

but lets face it, it's a rare first post that doesn't break any of the rules/guidelines etc etc and therefore I believe it possibly deserves a slightly more positive reception .... *shrugs* ... *fluffs*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

I actually quite like this

although it reminds me of having a migraine.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

this sums up my feelings too

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

thirded

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Right, that should fox those twunts at Zoo and Nuts!

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

Hahahaha

Mr. Thomas would be proud:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

Mr Thomas

The sort of odd gardening subject teacher with the combover that everyone said was a paedo from my middle school?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

That's the one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

Cool.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

they didn't publish this one

or any other of my pics, strangely

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

I know - I made this really really colourful one

and they never even published it... not that I would know because I've never actaually read or looked at Nutz/Zoo

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

I want to know more of this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

there's a whole long intricate back story, extra characters... I have all the childhoods of each of the animals mapped out in minute detail

took me about 6 months to write it all...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

and then I made this...

so it was totally worth it!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

I've got nothing on

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

cor!

nakedness

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

whooooo??

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

who who?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hello

(Arse Pipe, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Pffffffft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

Teh Fear

Should have a "makes you go ahhhh" rating on 100.

although thats more like AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

heheheh

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

'ningaling Prof!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

... I want to say something about a nice semi-'

but I'm not going to bother.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

heh heh

s'ok, I made that very same joke myself heh heh

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

heheh

I love nohands

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I want to see a documentary

entitled "where are they now?" about b3ta memes.

We'd have a fat old penguin, a smelly tomcat and a dead polar bear, amongst other things.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

and Blessed just shouting a lot in a wheelchair

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Exactly :)

I do want to see what NoHands looks like now though.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

HELLO!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

ZOMG!

is that golfer kissing a gl..*

*I have no hummus today.. .less then usual even

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

OMG TEH FEAR!!!!1!!1one!

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 15 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

Right. Tired. Be quick. Zoo. Nuts. Thieving cnuts. Hardcore. You know the score. Sorted (where the hell was that from?!)

Interestingly enough I did see if Mr. Mark Thomas had any interest in the whole thing. This was the official reply which I found quite amusing.
Nicky nickys in profile:

Riverghost,

I happen to know few people who contribute to b3ta and I suspect you don't need my advice.
You're a resourceful bunch, I'm sure you can get back at Zoo magazine in your own inimitable
and anarchic way. Parody them, out-weird them, sue them, write to them, do whatever it takes ;-)

How about for a couple of months tag all the images with something that takes up the whole image
so they can't crop it to remove it and dry up their source of material? Or get nasty on their arses and embed
subliminal messages in the images. Or tag all the photos with "fuck off EMAP"?

Copyright of images that are openly published on the internet is a tricky area, but if the images are clearly labelled
as copyrighted and are easily distinguished you have a case to sue them.

Images in my Profile as usual.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

how about a calendar event

to picket the publisher's offices

make large placards of stolen images.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

how about not fucking worrying about it?

it's not like we have the copyright on the sources we use (for the most part)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

I'm not worrying

I just like mischief

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

yes but

*fumbles for point*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

*hands tweezers*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

You want the point?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POINT!

non-point handler you

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

I deride your point handling abilites!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

No handler of point are you!

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friendlyfire, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

*mishandles*

gah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

personally

I'd wish i had the talent and humour to get noticed..

but in most businesses - say intellectual property in PC programs or clothes, if you make sufficient changes original work it becomes yours, like ASDA did with some catwalk clothes.

EDIT I don't buy clothes from ASDA before I get grief..

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahah asdaboy! :)

i know what you mean, it's kind of annoying when people leech my pics, but i'm also flattered that they think them leechworthy

if i got published, i'd be chuffed, but a bit miffed if someone got an xbox for my pic
(i actually tried to submit a pic once, but couldn't find an email address anywhere online - and i'm not going to actually buy either rag)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

I have clothes from ASDA

a pair of jeans is a pair of jeans.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

pffft!

*points and laughs*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I am a grown man with a house and resposibility, I will not be brow-beaten

*runs to mummy crying like little sissy-girl*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

No.

You get grief for your terrible use of the ~~apostophe~~ apostrophe, capitalisation and the term "b4."
;-)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

The shame

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

fucksocks! you sunk my destroyer!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I counter-grief you for the misuse of 'r' in 'apostrophe'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

Well played!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

MICTOBOY YOU GENIUS

Inform the owners of the copyright of the source image that it has been published without their permission.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

with a huge cock on it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

next image challenge;

take the piss out of zoo and nuts

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

NO...

they are so crap already whats the point? Instead lets make them betterer.....readable even

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

Yup "Prince Harry Wont see action man"

won't see royalties more like.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

DrZaarlon...

..Does Not Normally Think Of Zoo/Nuts Magazine,
Yet Is Constantly Reminded By Riverghost Of Their Existence.

DrZaarlon Would Also Like To Ask Riverghost If He Could Post An Image In This Thread As Per The FAQ?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

It Will Only Be Text On A Picture Lol

You Crazy Title Case Nutcase

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

DrZaaelon should first learn to talk in the 1st person.

And then get with the programme and not be such a n00b as he's embarrassing himself with his own ignorance..

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

DrZaarlon...

...Asks riverghost Not To Make Him Switch to His Other Account! ;?)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Riverghost do it, ask him I dare you

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Well please if you can worth up the mental effort to deal with a keyboard.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

DrZaarlon's...

Other Account Would Have To Get Naked, As It Would Be His 1000'th Post.

So He Agrees, Not Doing So Is Probably For The Best ;?)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Not particularly fussed

*ignore*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

No, he's not.

While I - sorry, I'll start again.

*ahem*

While friendlyfire will always be glad to hear Mr Thomas opine and/or advise, he must agree that if it's not a pic, it don't belong on this here board. That's what the talk board is for.

(Friendlyfire is ever-so-slightly mortified to find he's become the guy who tells people off for b3tan incorrectitude.)

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friendlyfire, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

Have you never been here on a tuesday morning?

I do this every week. And I think the many people that have ended up with DVD recorders, plasma screen TVs etc that wouldn't have if I hadn't or either tracked them down or they'd seen from the scanned pages, would agree with you.

Also I suggest you read the faq and show me exactly where it says every post ~~must~~ contain an image.

Your contribution to the board has been so mush over the years that your profile says you, that I have no idea who you are.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Although Now Apparently Ignored By Riverghost...

...DrZaarlon Posts The Following For The Sake Of Completeness:

"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard. Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures."

This Is A Guideline Certainly. Not A Rule.
However, A B3tan Of Fewer Years Would Most Certainly Have Been Attacked For Lack Of Image.

DrZaarlon, Is Also Unsure Why He Is Particularly Bothered By This Today.

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

calm down dear.

it's only the internet.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

Is that the same FAQ that says,

"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard. Just be considerate..."

I would argue that RG's campaign to help us stop other people profiting from our* work shows consideration.

^{*not my work, actually, as it's always too shite.}

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

He says he isn't going to give any advice

and then continues to give advice

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Why not email Zoo nad Nuts with every image we ever post first...

...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

As an 80 meg 20,000x20,000 .tiff?

...

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

yes

That sort of thing,

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

"Forcing them to make head-shots for petty offences"

They think a child throwing a cream bun at a bus is petty? I have been on a bus where kids threw stuff and the bus driver swerved (shat me right up).

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

They should be arrested for waste of a cream bun.

*points in mouth* They should have put it in here.

Know what I did this morning? Put an offer in on our flat.

AAAAAAAAAAGH.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

cooooooooool

the one you are living in?
details woman!
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7187957

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

No, different one.

It's all georgian high ceilings and tiny kitchen and big sash bay windows.

AND IT'S GOT AN ORIGINAL VERANDA.

I'm so excited about that bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

coooooool

sounds delightful

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-7344801.rsp?pa_n=2&tr_t=buy

That's it. It looks way better in real life. Much lighter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

cor!

looks grand! *fingers crossed*

plus, if you get it, i'll know whereyou live, which'll make stalking you SO much easier

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

*hug* cheers lovely.

I can't sit still, I'm too nervous. Cutrrently I'm sat here talking to you lot, flingling my legs around under my desk and tapping my pen when not typing.

I'm basically being really annoying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

that is a nice place

how much if you dont mind me asking?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

£124,950 (it's only a one bedroom flat, not the whole house. Bottom right corner of it)

And if you gazump me I will fucking have you.

;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

*gazumps*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

*gaz humps*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ooh, you bitch.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

You don't scare me, cyberboy.

I know kung fu.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

Cyberboy?

How dare you!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

You have no idea how much I love to wind people up.

Come on glowsticks, cheer up. Don't get your goggles in a twist.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

To be fair

I do dance with glowsticks.

And yes, I wear goggles.

But I do not wear fucking white or neon.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

Do you wear oddly pointy clothing?

God I used to love watching people go in and out of cyberdog.

horrible place though, gives me a headache.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

Cyberdog is horrendous.

I own one item of cyberdog clothing and it has no logos.
Outdated, cheaply made and horribly overpriced (and crap looking) shit.

I wear lots of leather and metal if that counts as pointy.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)

That'd do as pointy

Different type though. Better, I'd say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

chill out Cap'n - i'm 300000* miles away!

(im had to fart around with the bank and the solicitors/conveyancer's today instead of sleeping)
* may not be real distance but its a hell of a long way!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

im 5 days off settlement

on an apartment! I share your nerves!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

I haven't got that far.

I'm going to be a wreck by the end of this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

do the hard yards now

its well worth it in the long run,
and good luck :)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

*Reads price*

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is it made from gold bricks?

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

No, it's a property with lots of period features

In one of the most expensive areas of the UK.

How much did you buy your place for?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

£50,000, 10 years ago.

6 bedroom semi (ex Post Office) with 5 bathrooms and rear parking. And One-Stop adjacent

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

In Bradford?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Stotfold.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

And of course everyone wants to live in Stotfold.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Good for you.

10 years ago I was 12.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

So was I :)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

for some reason

I have an image of that portrait of the queen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

You and your sexual fantasies...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

*salutes*

'ning Captain.

Congratulations.

I asked my 'tame' estate agent about your stamp duty question yesterday, and he basically confirmed what everyone here said, but added that gazumping hardly ever happens these days and estate agents discourage it, from which I deduce he's a lying twunt.

Still, prompt and courteous, would do again.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

That's fantastic.

Star you are!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

HA, I make a counter offer

two bags of Quavers AND a bunch of daffodils!

I'm a financial genius!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

I'm going to wee on you.

And not in a nice way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

I feel dirty and used

I love it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

Bend over, Blackadder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

The Bishop of Bath and Wells visited my school (when I were a wee nipper)

didn't see him eat any babies. Most disappointing.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

That's very upsetting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

ning cap'n

buying a flat was the most frightening thing I've ever done, but luckily it's now worth 60k more than I paid* for it

*er, strictly I haven't actually paid for it yet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

And in a year's time

it'll be worth 60k less than you paid* for it...

*and you still won't have paid for it.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

soooo

it was you dumping that radioactive waste in my garden

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

It said 'Radon' -

I thought that was just a washing powder...?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

I was really thinking of when Brown's not around

to prop up the market with his big fibs.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

I'm shitting myself.

the agent's got yet to get back to me. Why di I have to speak to their financial advisor? Why can't they just speak to mine? I spent most of last night doing so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Ahhh...

The joys of buying a house!!

Any help needed, give me a shout.
I went through War and Peace buying my house, and I'm still renovating it!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

Be careful, you'll get taken up on that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

no probs

mines a 1880's mid demi terrace / semi detatched which had NO central heating, knackered wiring, rotten joists and floorboards, and a bulge in cellar wall bigger than the average beer belly.

Ohhh, the joys of damp proof injections which is a fucking useless concept but one that the mortgage company insists on.

/fucking bastard backhander banks

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

Who are you with? Ours (if it comes through, should hear sometime today) is with Cheltenham and Gloucester.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

C&G are ok ... Lloyds TSB essentially

I'm with Future Mortgages - Only because I'm a 100% buyer no deposit and single purchase!

Note to Captain Wow : Study the above picture. If any walls resemble that above, don't walk away. RUN! FAST!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

Nah, all the walls are straight.

There's a big mirror next to the loo for some reason though.

I haven't asked.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Perverted sexual deviants if you ask me.

You should fit right in :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

nice

I love damp, the building next door to us is derelict, so we get tons of it. And rats. And Romanian squatters - they all turned up one day with suitcases and moved in. One of them was even wearing a suit.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha!!

thinks of the young ones and alexie sayle!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

*lobs bun*

HOLE IN ONE!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Nyumnyumnyumnyum.

*smacks lips*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

*kisses*

mmm sweet lips

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

I didn't know you were gay for Bertie Bassett

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

there is so much you are yet to learn, muffins!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

I have been on a bus when some 10 year old kids managed to launch a bowling ball through the window

that shat me up because i was almost asleep at the time.
they stopped the entire bus service through that area fr 3 months afterwards.

-- The End --

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

Ningaling!

Is it just me who's exhausted despite sleeping well?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

'ning

wouldn't know...I'm exhausted due to sleeping badly

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

Nope

I wake up shattered every morning, crawl through the day fantasising about sleep.

Then inexplicably around 11.30pm I am awake & alert, just in time for bed.

Repeat the next day.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

As I recall

that's a symptom of SAD I think.

I get exactly the same thing, mainly in winter - it's to do with light levels during the day. Read up on it!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

I am aware of SAD (thats you that is)

I had an ex that did the whole light treatment thingy. Didnt stop her being a miserable sour faced bitch.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Hahaha

My ladyfriend still uses a lightbox occasionally even in summer (especially when the weather's as filthy as it is at the moment).
I use it myself from time to time - it does make a difference.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

yip - the last 4 years of my life on and off

combos of
SAD
stress
too much cocodamol, paracetamol and caffeine
if you get a headache - just drink water
if you feel tired - don't drink caffeine
if you feel dizzy - don't eat sugar
take more (some) exercise
avoid pollution, especially diesel fumes (train stations & traffic buildup)
avoid close proximity to printers, photocopiers ( VOC)
avoid aerosol deodorants and domestic cleaners such as spray bleach etc
get fresh air

it all works

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

*writes all of this down*

*gets horribly confused when standing at a crowded platform in Temple Meads*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

it was frequent train travel that started it off for me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Blimey, reminds me of that Baz Lurman song/poem

"Trust me on the sun-screen"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

fuck that shit

although I thought sick-building syndrome and all that stuff was bunk until I started suffering from it

at its worst I thought I must have a brain tumour or something. Turns out just to be environmental and dietary

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

B_E suffers from an awful lot of symptoms

including IBS, chronic fatigue, nausea, so on.

I wondered if it might be environmental - but then she confessed that she'd never slept a full night's sleep since she was 12.

I'm getting her to a sleep clinic soon because I reckon lack of sleep could be causing all of it.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

it certainly doesn't help

I almost completely avoid caffeine now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

You're quite right

there's nothing like a bit of fresh air and exercise. I'm a bit of a pansy when it comes to rain though.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

'Ning

I'm a bit pooped this morning. Didn't sleep too well last night.

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Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

Not good :(

I might have to fall asleep on a server later on. Nice and warm.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

I am v bouncy and slept well

though I have a big fat swollen Vanessa Feltz hand after a karate misunderstanding

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

I'm awake cos the boiler man said he'd be here first thing.

Naiive much?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

they wait at your house at 7.30am, watching

if you're up, they bugger off until 11.30

if you're asleep, they knock on the door

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

Almost certainly true.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

If you slept well and are also bouncy

then I may have to kill you for being an offense.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Ning-a-ling

Me too, fell asleep at about 11:30 last night yet I'm still tired

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

^this.

I have no idea what happened last night but everyone I know seems to be exhausted.

Maybe there was some sort of major disaster that subtly happened while we were in our beds...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

I bet your army training taught you to go without sleep

and still be a finely tuned killing machine!

(I Must stop reading Andy McNab books)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

shot through the head

and you're to blame, baby
you give law enforcement
a baad name

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

Quick and dirty.

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Monty Propps, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

bwahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

He he

I see what you did there.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

ARSE!!!!!

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

FECK! DRINK! ARSE! WOMENS KNICKERS!

WOO!

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

hahhahahahahahahah

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

hahahah

that would be an ecumenical matter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

this! arf!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

hehe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Vulthoom, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

hahaha

that's ace

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

Top Flumps???

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

79p?

You're being ripped off mate!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

I dunno...

what if you were buying a multipack

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

Could be a really long one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

oooh errr!

then length should be a catagory

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

tehe :D

Although... flumps are usually 10p! your being ripped off :o

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Cae1, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

yeah but these are TOP FLUMPS! the creme of the creme!

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

Flumps

have cream in them?

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Cae1, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

I'm not sure i even like or liked flumps anyway

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Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

I always

remember eating too many and feeling very ill....usually in a car...?
...or am i the only one that happened to?

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

Child hyperactivity : 75

Ground pig trotters : 62

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

mmmm

pink and yellow and made of stuff you'd rather not know about

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

woo, the very source for this:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

Ah ha!

Does your Yellow+Pink beat my Green+Brown?

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Rincewind, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

I'm in for some flack

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

Fucking Brill

Great thing to see first thing in the morn!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 15 May 2007, 8:55, archived)

this^

now my teeth dont hurt.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

^ that

Now I feel slightly more awake, although that could be to do with my caffine drip.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

*adds 2p*

i feel like shite
mainly due to a fucking awful cold
(woo to b_b too)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

is your sig

that prodigy song?
Edit: Their Law

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

nah

it's most of the tag line to a movie, the rest is '...respect for the law'

the quote you're thinking of is from coolhandluke 'what we've got here is a failure to communicate'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

it says it at

the beginning of one of their song, come to think of it, it does sound like theyve stole it from a film or something.

*pieces it together*

Edit: www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/prodigy/theirlaw.html

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

"What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law"

*dances*

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

is an ace song!

*joins dancing*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

gotta love PWEI

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

Pop will eat itself?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

yup

twas a collaboration between the proj and PWEI

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

ive not herd PWEI

but i like prodigy, i was listening to their singles album in the car ontway to wrok this mornin, to find another race!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

*tap*

So, I've decided to take my work back underground...

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

to stop it falling into the wrong hands.

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

classic

but I've now forgotten what that is from - gah!

ah, it's ok, I remembered, Lawnmower man (hahahahahaha, rock hard!)

Oh and the other sample from their law is Smokey and the Bandit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

Found a video

it's in the first 5 seconds of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4I2Btn9k8c

great sample, utter classic of an album that we shall never see the like of again.

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

the song is great i think,

that and and the outerspace one and the one that oxide and neutrino stole.

/cant remember names, still concussed!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

goes something like

I'm alive , I'm, the the man with the second face?
I remember something like that

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

our toaster at work is broke :(

no burnt toast for me :(

*cries a little*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

haha

i actually laughed in the computer lab.

Shame there is no fucker about at this time in the morning.

Sigh stupid exams

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:56, archived)

I'm sure I could pass an exam about stupid

it's the clever ones I struggle with

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

Hahaha

Bad brekkie this morning?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:56, archived)

ning mr ghost

you know about studios and amps and mics and stuff, right?

can I gaz you a quick question?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:09, archived)

You can

EDIT: But you haven't

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

pffft!

unless its a really really really long one!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

Yes this is what I was worrying about.

An in depth synopsis of Combe filtering and directionality in psychoaccoustics.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

you're just making stuff up now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

Nope

Psychoaccoustics is the study of human audio.

Combe filtering is the effect that allows a person to detect the direction of a sound. Not how loud the sound is in each ear (as most people think), but the delay between the sound arriving in each ear and the delay of it travelling though the head to the opposite counterpart.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

Big speakers = Loud noise

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

this makes sense to me

that is all

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

Not really

It may be driven by a really quiet amp:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

haha

or the cones could be completely fooked.

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

Shh.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

hahah

god

no, it's more 'please change my nappy'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

yes

it just took ages cos I had to draw something representing client guis & external interfaces in between

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

Haha!

Class!

Reminds me of Red Dwarf

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

yeah...

somebody else pointed that out and I thought 'oh yeah...' and now I feel like a plagiaristic bum. :(

I promise it was a purely unconscious influence.

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:01, archived)

No no!

Not at all. It's just a coincidental reminder

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:10, archived)

who am i to keep you from what you want

*bums plagiaristically*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

SET TOASTERS TO BURN

hahah

ning fellow b3tans

all praise L Rob Manuel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 8:58, archived)

your comics are really good

thank you

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

no!

thank you! : )

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

hahah

this is verily goodeth

nin b'ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

Ningles!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

*checks profile*

them pictures are straaange!
Edit: 'Ning!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

Ta :-)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

*Clicks*

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:59, archived)

friction leads to fire~ah!, you could get burned!!!

friction leads to fire~ah! friction leads to fire~ah! you could get burned baby, you could get burned!

WOO!

mornings all

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:02, archived)

brilliant!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:03, archived)

Hahaha

ace. And now I'm four minutes late for work. Arse. Bye!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:04, archived)

WYH

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:06, archived)

Hahaha

acetacular!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

Heheh!

*clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

haha

Start small, evil one.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

totally

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OneOfSome, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

hahaha

i like that!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:20, archived)

Hahaha!

Open the toast bay doors HAL

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

Always lully, these

Apart from that one with the scabs, that was awful ;)

'NING ALL!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

G'ning!

Today I'm having toast and jam for brekkie. What you having?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

Oooh nice

I am having healthy muesli with yoghurt and chopped banana and gallons of coffee, ta!

'ning!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:29, archived)

*Wants*

*Is poor*

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

*offers*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

Hehe! thanks :-)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

hahaha woo!

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

woo!

and time for me to make some breakfast...
maybe not toast though

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

Given that God is infinite and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like some WOO?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

i came i saw

i clicked "I LIKE THIS!"

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

Heh Heh Heh...

My Toaster has it's own nasty little personality.. But it doesn't burn things.. just makes snide comments...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

hahahaha

fantastic

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

the front page

should be widened especially for bruised-bloods comics

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gazz, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Not worth its own thread but

its early...

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:40, archived)

Oh dear shitting Lord on a peddleo!

At least lwet me get a coffee down me first!

pfft.

'ning boys and girls. Will be popping off to the newsagent in a little while.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:43, archived)

fetch me a lion bar

and the sun please

'ning!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

And a two litre bottle of White Lightning.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:45, archived)

Carbon white is vastly inferior

I shall get you that.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:46, archived)

No.

Nothing but the finest Ice Dragon for me, thanks.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:57, archived)

'Frosty Jacks'

FTW!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

and a cassette walkman,

with no batterys or earphones.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:46, archived)

or walkman

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

yes walkwan

thats what i said!

Ninnnnjaaaaa!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

No I meant

no batteries, no headphones and no walkman.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:50, archived)

oh right haha

yes, just dancing the night away!?

i put walkway at 1st by accident, as i have to draw walkways sometimes.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:51, archived)

It's like the party never ends.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

Never ends

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

'ning ning

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:00, archived)

'nings! :D

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

i saw 28weeks later

the other day, its fucking ACE!

Woo!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

Is it 28 days long?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

yes sort of,

theres about 5 times that the film could end and it doesnt which was quite irritating! but none of the film is crap, its all extreme gore! its fucking ace!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:45, archived)

I saw it on Saturday, and quite enjoyed it.

It did contain the nastiest scene I've ever seen in a film though...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:50, archived)

helecopter?

Edit: Helicopter?
Bellypopper?
is it e or i?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:52, archived)

Haha, I'll tag along with another NWIOT then.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:44, archived)

is it fanny gag tiem yet?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:46, archived)

nearly rude that

Britney's mimsey - at least her curtains match her carpet now...

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:51, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:51, archived)

Ok, I'm in... hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

HAhahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:20, archived)

Sniggers...

That ellicited a hearty guffaw!

(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Tue 15 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

good morn' t' ya all

Please take a courtesy holo-kitten!

prolly bindun...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:36, archived)

Nice sproinging!

Woo

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:38, archived)

'ning!

yes, it's bindun, but it makes the board fluffier anyway, so I for one welcome this image

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:38, archived)

Aww

that's what the universe needs. Just think, if R2 had shown Anakin that then they probably could have avoided the whole mess.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:47, archived)

that

is ace!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

Because Tesco Value don't do chairs...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:32, archived)

hahaha

woo!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:58, archived)

Dont' you mean...

'wood'?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:45, archived)

Shop in some hexbolt heads and it would be twice as "arf!"

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:59, archived)

this^

also an alan key

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

*glees*

good morning all!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:31, archived)

'ello!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:34, archived)

Hello there

I see your quest for ω∞ is still going then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:37, archived)

I've never changed it.

I was online during intro of these sigs and was
my first thought/test. It didn't work, so I've
kept it the same ever since.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:42, archived)

I noticed that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:01, archived)

Ferret meets sparrow

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:09, archived)

they engage in coitus!

mixed progeny result!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:16, archived)

Shit!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:18, archived)

aiee!

the brown sundae makes it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:19, archived)

Aye

the classic three-coiler :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:21, archived)

the first time i was in france...

...i bought some postcards that had angular, grainy drawings of people/families at play on them, at typical vacation spots (beach, promenade, etc.), and somewhere on each one was drawn a big, coiled dump. they were great.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:25, archived)

mm..

get that bird some floss :)

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:20, archived)

needs more teeth

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:31, archived)

The world needs more sperrets!

woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:43, archived)

Noise

Tho I like the previous one as well.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 6:53, archived)

Thanks

I'm a bit stale with the noise pics. The two-tone looks a bit fresher to me.
Actually I've hardly made anything for about a week now, I've just got some new toys to play with and they're taking up a lot of my time.
Ironically the ideas I have for pics at the moment would be fairly time-consuming, so I'm not even starting them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:02, archived)

You just need some more options in noise(texture) filters.

You've gone thru almost all the grids, noise, transp, and solids now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:03, archived)

s*xy!

this makes me want a footjob.

not being a foot-fetishist, i rather think of a footjob as a job one's foot could get, if it could separate itself from the rest of one's body. 'the disembodied hand!' would therefore not be a horror story/film/legend, but instead a manpower manual.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 15 May 2007, 7:00, archived)

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