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[challenge entry] Missing frount page from bible


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(vinyl junkie, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Red Dwarf?
possibly older
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# older innit
bindun, by jesus

in space

on his space ship, 6000 years ago, while daddy created the earth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Can somebody tell me to do some work please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Do some work you!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# can i have one?
ive done nowt yet today (not including coffee drinking and smoking)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you can do my work if you want
you have until 2pm to write the prototype workflow system that I told my boss I spent all day Friday writing,
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# oh I have plenty to do
I'm just too lazy to do it.. so yeah.. if you wanna put your work on top of my pile of work marked "Not getting done in the near future"... feel free :)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *adds to pile*
*goes out to play*
wheeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *files accordingly*

have fun ya little whipper-snapper


*picks arse*
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# WILL DO SAH!
laters y'all*

(I mean goodbye for now)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I've got a bit of grouting needs doing by the sink if you're interested
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# is that a euphamism for wanking in front of the bathroom mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hahahah
that truly made me snort, then try to supress my smiling, resulting in my looking like a total spaz and my boss wondering why I am looking like this..

lesson to be learned... don't fight laughter.. you look like a spaz
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# see - if you were working
that wouldn't happen!

Edit: have you become an unlurker?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i blame b3ta
how do you think I will do if I sue b3ta for my eventually getting into bother at work due to the addictive nature of the messageboards?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hmmm
you need a hotshot litigation lawyer

just advertise for one here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# !*WANTED*!
Hotshot titilation Lawyer needed for teh suing of b3ta due to them making me a lazy bastard and forcing me to browse messageboards instead of doing work!

Apply within
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I smell a class action suit
habius corpus

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# look.. I don't want you to give me all taht hocus pocus!
just get me the cash!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# if its just cash you want
there are far easier* ways to get that on B3ta

*more shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i have no shame
I'm a whore and I accept that


and yes, today i decided to come out of the lurk closet and make more than 1 post per year.. happy comeoutofthelurkclosetandpostlikemad day to me!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i guess so
www.b3ta.com/board/7306850
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Do some work like I have been doing for the past 3 hours
And don't spent ages researching your perfect guitar, listening to the mp3s on the ESP website, and then not being happy with your random itunes track and keep clicking next.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahah this ^
I've now got 4 hours to do 2 days' work in, cos I have been faffing all morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I have fifteen minutes to do a morning's work
Which I've already done once, but am now going to have to redo because the computer crashed. Again.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Autosave FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Oh sure, I think that NOW
Luckily, the most time consuming bit does save as it goes along, so it's not a total loss. I've just got to redo the spreadsheet that went with it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Random numbers FTW!
just do some conditional formatting and chuck in a useless chart and I bet nobody will notice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Not that simple sadly
I'm matching up two different databases (or attempting to, as most of what's on them is bollocks), the spreadsheet is showing what's 'live' and what's 'dead'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pah!
it's been working for me for 15 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Help
I'm getting lost off the end of the page
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ESP?
rawk!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *cracks the whip*
*whips the crack*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# OK OK!
but its nearly lunchtime! and I have a curryspud on the way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# aaahhhh now i don't have to see the image...
"dedicated to my darling.... etc."
"all names and characters in this book are fictitious... etc"

oui?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# older I think
but before red dwarf, anyone who made that joke was burned as a heretic blaspheming crazy... so red dwarf get the winners badge
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# needs more
", or resurrected after 3 days of deadness"


and more teastains :)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Perfect occasion for a pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Erm.
*insert picture of bible front cover that after x seconds flies open to reveal a monkey shouting LIES!*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# FROUNT page?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# First go with sqirlz..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# "there's a chicken in the rain"
"sitting on a treee on thaaaaa moooooooooooouuuuuuunn"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Moon bird!
Nice

Also noon all
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# that's some heavy rain
very nice too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i prefered the non raining one
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] On 26th Dec 2004...
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *gets it*
took me long enough..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# im confused...
he's playing football WITH the earth WITHIN earths atmosphere? So when he kicks earth ...? oh the mind boggles.
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Does heaven exist within the same realm of reality as earth?
Or maybe it's like that bit at the end of Men in Black.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Will Smith is God?
what does that make Jazzy Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Simon the Canaanite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *adds to list of unexpected answers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# which bit?
"Al Roker clip courtesy of NBC News Archives"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# of course
as the prophet Belinda Carlisle once sang "Ooh heaven is a place on earth".

So it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# and now that's in my head
replacing Shakin' Stevens 'This old house'

no that's back now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# my band does a cover of it
called 'Chalvey is a place in Slough'

we're shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I misread that
as chavley :)
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# that's what it should be called
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# sorry about that
glad that normal service was resumed though!
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# thanks
I think I'll celebrate with a bit of shoppery later!

/high probability of being shit
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# aaah heaven
I thought we was just being a show-off as usual and running about on top of the "normal" clouds.. not the upgraded "heavenly" clouds


*understands*
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Like a twat I wikipedia'd the date
doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# haha
Looks like Gabriel Batistuta
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# JESUS SAVES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Judas with the rebound

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Ctrl+S?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Drew Barrymore


the Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# pfft
argh! : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *nasal snort*
followed by a small titter
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Lunch of the Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# A small titter?
What size is the other one?
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# YAY!
There is an estate agent in Swindon called Drewitt Neate

I always feel that they should get a gold star for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# there is a funeral directors down the road from me called
SC&BS COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Scab cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# yep
i shall try and get a picture of it tonight on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# that's excellent
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# haha
they just bury the bits that amuse them then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# what a surpise; a b3ta result in a search
www.google.co.uk/search?q=SC%26BS+COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# obligatory comedy name post
www.nhs.uk/england/dentists/Summary.aspx?orgcode=de_QAV049&prmid=000001_W127NU
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I'm still laughing at that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
now brush and floss.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# To the bat-chair
Quick!

Holy teeth, batman!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# oh the possibilities!
I bet the dentist is a right twat.

My dentist used to say that he was a 'Bora' meaning that's what he drove. Ironic really as he had the same story each time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# sounds like a bit of a "bora" then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Apparently there's a solicitors somewhere
Called Hot BLack Dessiato. Mawife and his ex (deceased) found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
yup
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I do love that.
If I owned a shop I'd be very tempted to Pratchett the name up a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Cohen the Librarian
Booksellers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Or just 'Ook'.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# isn't that from a douglas adams book
or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Tis indeed, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Member of Disaster Area
also from wiki:

The character is named after an estate agency based in Islington, with branches throughout North London; Adams said he was struggling to find a name for the character and, spotting a Hotblack Desiato sign, liked the name so much he "nearly crashed the car" and eventually telephoned to ask permission to use the firm's name for a character. Apparently, the firm's staff later received phone calls telling them they had a nerve naming their company after Adams' character.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Adams asked the real man if he could use it in his book
as the name of the deceased rock star whose ship is stolen from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that's the fella
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Theres one in Finsbury Park/Islington called
Hotblack Desiato

which suggests someone is a HHG2TG fan
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I watched Ever After at the weekend too.
Fell in love with her all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I watched Music and Lyrics
which inspired me to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# She's just so cuuuuute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# yes she is
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *nods* good taste.
How you doing, Pirate Pance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# She is lubberly...
I wonder what happened to that welsh mechanic bar owner she married in Vegas that time... lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :D
Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yo! Squiddles!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Hello Dave.
Nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# HA!
I love this series :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Am it fluffy tiem yet?


drawn in MSPaint, hope you feel dirty watching it now : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ms Saver will hang our rabbits
if they eat any more of her plants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i saw the start and thought "oh god here we go!"
but i must admit i was pleasantly surprised :D

woo2u!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha, thanks
: )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yaaay
lil bunny all happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# she is that woman he had an affiar with if your wondering
(captain barnacle, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Eep!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# english not your first language?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That's an old AC.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] *Dresses as schoolboy*

Click HERE for the rest of the words...
...or HERE for the song. Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *clap clap clap*
ANG-GUS
*clap clap clap*
ANG-GUS
*clap clap clap*
ANG-GUS
*clap clap clap*
ANG-GUS
*clap clap clap*
ANG-GUS
*clap clap clap*
ANG-GUS
*clap clap clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# is your name angus?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# yes
mr angus burrrrgerrr
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# My surname isn't Burger...
But yes, I am really an Angus... no horns / wooly coat though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# angus young?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# No...
Nothing that interesting....


Reid
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Angus is a wicked name
My best mate's mum's cat is called Angus.

And I almost was. But then I was a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i can call you angus anyway if you like?
how's it going angus?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I was going to be Angus or Iain or Andrew.
My family are not Scottish, nor have we ever been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# you love us
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# You're all quite fit
When you're not drunk and on smack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# i'm not drunk and on smack!



at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Monday's crack day!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
sheep shagging bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I'm not Welsh!
Well, I am a little. Hardly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# oy vey
don't deny your heritage

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Hahah, actually you are!
Those new snacks I sourced for you are called 'krack nuggets'
/100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# YAY
*takes loads of Krack*

oooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaa....
Now I'm confuzzled...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# A ha ha ha
THUNDER!

A ha ha ha
THUNDER!

A ha ha ha
THUNDER!

A ha ha ha
THUNDER!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kryluk He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and stuff
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# that's what Brian Boitano would do
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I had no idea what they were singing
so I thought it was "flying boy Tonto"
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# "FLYING BOY TONTO"!
:D

best thing ever

possibly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hehe
I've never heard that song before, it "are" fun.

hang on.. did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# that is very very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Your grammar is off.
It *are* fun, if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# ok. Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# superb
I LOVE A IT OF AC/DARWIN
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/7305640
:)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# So now we know why he was so evil...


Now we know! NOW WE KNOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# he works in there with no lights?
poor kitty, he should contact ACAS about his working conditions
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# That's
the second health and safety comment I've had in the last week.

I'm going to suggest health and safety as a compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# H&S Gone Mad..
would just be able to get away with real pics of any workplace.. as it truly has gone mad to immense proportions due to our current trend of "American style sue everyone and everything" for your spakkness of tripping over something because it didn't have a giant yellow sign attached to it saying "DO NOT TRIP OVER THIS!" and a sign attached to the first sign saying "DO NOT TRIP OVER THIS OTHER SIGN".. then recurrsive forever......

/rant
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# what happens if you trip over the sign?
I saw a sign that said this:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i think
we should just sellotape EVERYONE in the world to the ground and have done with it.. there shall be no more tripping (starvation leading to death maybe.. but no tripping) therefore no sueing (suing? sue ling?) and the world will be a happier (deader) place
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Cats can see in the dark
thanks to all the carrots they eat
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I think you're thinking of dogs there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# or minks
JESSIE!


*climbs into pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'lo little guy :D
I found you some new mink-snacks while I was in Germany, they sound a bit rude though

I'm not really here btw, I'm on a really rubbish connection that drops out every couple of minutes
*gives a quick scratch behind the ears to keep him going*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *back leg starts twitching*
*reads mink snack label*

"khuntyphlaps mink snacks"

pffft

thank you *scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Cats don't eat dogs.
Do they?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# they shoot horses
don't they
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Occasionally
When no-one is looking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I bet a tiger'd eat a chihuahua if it wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# or a great dane
or any other breed of dog it felt like eating.
tigers are MAHOOSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'ning you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# no no no
It's the 'reverse fridge' principle...
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# TWO WEEKS!
TWOOOO WWEWEEEEEKKKSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^ yes
I can never say "two weeks" now without saying it like that lady.

and then screaming and my head opening up and Arnie jumping out and saving Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# GET READY FOR A BIG* SURPRISE!!!!
/me whips out cock




*may be an exaggeration
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
bald cats are all evil
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# So, I've been playing around with gradient mesh on Illfrustrator

This is how

Anyone who wants to gaz me a pic, I may have a go . . . no promises



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I love her naughty little smile in this pic
That's lovely Dave- Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'sup beyatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yo yo yo, my brother from another mother.
The lad looked so cute, by the way- I've saved that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# it was so funny
when the lady tried to measure him he ran away from
her shouting HELP HELP!

he's a cracker ain't he?
i can't wait to see him in the full outfit.
plus he bought me hot fuzz for fathers day!
what a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D That's a cracking lad you've got there.
I love him in his little suit though- he should definitely wear them all the time.

Did he understand the kilt-skirt difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i don't think he really knows what a skirt is anyway,
his mum never wears one.

he's totally the right build for a kilt, stocky wee bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# He's desperately cute.
Although you've now inspired my dress designer to put all of the blokes at our wedding in kilts. I've tried explaining that we're not Scottish, but she says as she is, and my best mate is we can borrow tartan.

I'm not sure I like this idea, but she's doing as she damn well pleases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you don't have to have tartan, you can have any single colour you like
my kilt's going to be black.
you can also get camouflage kilts.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Nah, traditional's the name of the game.
I shall be in a velvet dress and corset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# what colour?
sal can't decide.

plus don't tie your corset too tight or you won't be able to see where you're going!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Forest green.
With ivy entwined in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# aw
in fact i need to say it again

aw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# that has a touch of sinister about it
I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# thats just fab
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# crikey, I like that
though I could never get the hang of the gradient mesh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# no, I have some tips,
but it is MIGHTY tricky


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I WILL learn it
I will I will

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# this is excellent
the style reminds me of Capcom games. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# fight!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# keeee-ai!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# tatsu maki sen poo keya koo
(dak dak dur dak)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^ yes
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# blimey dave
cracking work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# don't be horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# why ever not?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# erm...
cos it's horrid?

you made Pachey cry last week with your horridness
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# There's nothing to get


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I watched two films at the weekend
And I can't remember the name of either.

Antonion Banderas being 'El Mariachi'.

Desperado? And....er...Desperado 2?

I don't really know why I'm posting this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# yup
on both counts
neither as good as 'el mariachi'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# What's that?
The film they were based on?

I liked them, but that's not saying much- I like most things with Salma Hayek in.

Plus I kind of like how ridiculous they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yes
the low-ish budget mexican-language version
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Has it got Cheech Marin in it?
Does Salma Hayek get her lallies out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
you are a lovely nonsense . . .

I saw the new Hollywood blockbuster about the Indian tea plantations . . . I can't remember what it was called . . .

. . .


. . . but it was a PG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooo
no scenes of brewtality?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# nah
but it gets a bit steamy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I thought that scene was . . .
pour!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# yes
I thought the tea-bagging was wholly unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D
You should compere my wedding reception.

I hennaed my hair too, so I'm bright ginger again.


Oh, and my mate gave me a car (well, said I could have it when I started driving) and a signal booster for the telly! Which was lovely of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# is desperado 2 "once upon a time in mexico" or am i confused?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# It would appear so.
Johnny Depp looks well fit without eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That's nice!
TJ: I'm playing around with Sqirlz reflections but it keeps on crashing ('generating errors') at the final step of creating a simple rainy gif image, any ideas why, anyone? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# have you applied limes?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# "BANANA IN DISK DRIVE ERROR!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# that's an error?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I think so
I open a jpg, press on the rain animation, set direction, see the animation, and click on the generate as a .gif, button. At the final stage it creates an error message.

Have I missed a step, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# wow!
that's a bit special!
what version of illustrator are you using?

did you have a nice holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# dunno
but more to the point . . . HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# it was totally Braw, thank you muchly!!!
although, i could only find strawberry CHEESE cake icecream :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# rubbish!
you just weren't trying


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# that's very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That is really excellent
There's a good sense of depth in that. Bravoda!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ooh
that's excellent!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# do me do me do me do me
but you'd have to find it from flickr as i have no pics at the office

EDIT: and big woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Good Lord
thats Cocking brillogs dave.

you are most talented in illustrator now.

i demand more insomnia.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# almost...
you don't want to give Dave a big head
he'd have to have all his hats re-fitted...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Nice one Dave!
Gradient meshes are the shiz. I tried using them on this of tutt, it took me blinking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Thass pretty cool, sah!
I almost gave up with this as it looked like summat Picasso threw up at first, however, when the mouth, nose and eyes were added, it all seemed to work. Your shades are a lot closer than mine.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# 'ning all
i'm bored, nsfw

www.b3tards.com/u/04303e467961ddd3750e/dog_cock-edit.jpg
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# so you bukakke'd your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# my take on this is that it's slightly NSFW
and also reminds me of that QOTW there was about the jizz-eating dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *retch*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Seconded.
If my boss walked past this she wouldn't be too happy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# so how
do i post it as nsfw?
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Make it a link.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# right
done
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# put "NSFW"
in the subject line
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# is that her dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# well
isn't pretty much most of b3ta nsfw or am i missing something?

I am at work and my wallpaper is a magenta CDC.. admittedly there is no dog in the picture.. so I can only assume that dogs are NSFW...

explains why I can't bring my dog in to work*


*don't actually own a dog
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# can i add you to my friend's list?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ZOMFG U WANA CYBA?
a/s/l?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Eeh Noes... I are shy... :*)
13/f/wirril
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# 45/m/RIGHT BEHIND YOU!*
UR V.MACHOOR 4UR AGELOL!!!11

* a/c
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# excuse me sir,
but you appear to be cybering with yourself.

hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Why change the habit of a lifetime?
a/c
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Because he has feminine hands?
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# i use oil of olay...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I'm quite fond of the Spanish for 'hello' too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# that would be "hola" no?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# c'mon!
look what I have to work with here!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *glances at diminutive sex organ*
titters
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# damn...
I was gambling on Mild Green Fairy Liquid
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# eh?
what?
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# i want to get to KNOW you!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# that's pretty brilliant!
have this here woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I'll respond when it finishes loading.
ok.

edit: don't mind me, I'm just in the huff after spending the best part of 2 hours on a cartoon and getting four comments. Should have cut and pasted something together instead. bah.
ignore me. I'm on the blob.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That's OK, mate.
I'm in a smiling mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# good
I was. but now I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I like it,
I think it slipped past me on the board though.
Today I'm trying to sort out my dissertation.

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# cheers.
I'm jus annoyed. It happens now and then, some arse posts a cdc over a dog and there's a flurry of activity. I do my first cartoon and receive almost no feedback. Fuck the world.

I'm fine ta, it's a lovely day. How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ah man
but that's the nature of the thing

draw a throbbing cdc version of your image, see what happens then
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# heh
I know. I just want to cry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I feel your pain
b3ta has a very odd effort/reponse ratio

sometimes it's just timing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yes i agree
I tend to find just after lunch on a weekday is best.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# aww :(
link and i shall comment!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# haha
you all ready did, and clicked apparently. These are the reasons I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# yay!
someone loves me *is happy* :)

edit: Yes! i went back in time too look!
That was great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I like it, and enclickened...
It's just that there's guitar talk going on further down that set my heart racing...

*hugs*

there, is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# yes
thank you :D

guitar talk would usually get me going too, but I was too busy having a hissy fit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hehe, no worries, it happens.
I often catch myself doing the very same... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Well thats just stacks of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# GUILTY
READ THE FAQ N00B
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
I like that enough without even watching the video

*goes to watch the video*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hello you crazy nonsense you.

Please place a drawing here:
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Aceness!
Lovely little 'toon to back it up too...

Good morning, b3ta. I hope you're having a better day than me.

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# whassup wi?
I was in your fair city last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# You were?
Whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# in ur Hippodrome
watching ur Derren Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Ah right
I didn't even realise that was on :/

My lady will be most angry...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# cocking excellent too
twas the last show of his tour though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Arse :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Would a hug offend your emo sensibilities?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# No, a hug would be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *sneaks in*
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Oi!
*shoves in*
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i was here first
*kicks shin*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *begins girly slapping*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *waits*
finished?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *adds extra slaps for luck*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# EEP!
don't concentrate on just one buttock!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *sharpens nails*
With the slapping, yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *undresses*
proceed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# It slices, it dices!
It's the Trellis Mink Shredder!
Only £15.95 a month*



*Terms and conditions apply. Your house may be at risk if you do not keep up payments on this gadget for the next century
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# mmm
a bit to the left

CHRIST! ME FUCKING ARM'S OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ooh, double hugs.
*celebrates with extra hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# 'lo you
what's up, would it be cured with a hot chocolate and a croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# is there anything that wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# EVERYTHING can be cured with hot chocolate and croissants
Except lost limbs, for the most part
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# have you tried it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Why do you think I'm typing with my tongue?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# you dropped a jam tart on the keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Damn, sussed
*licks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# i managed to trick a co-worker into turning his keyboard over
above his head.
the amount of shite that fell out!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I don't think it would be really.
When you receive an email which states:
"The purpose of the meeting is to discuss your performance and attendance levels which are leading me to contemplate action that could involve the termination of your employment".

Could be out of a job by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ah! Not good
Do you think they have a point, or do you know otherwise?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I do think they have a point
but on the other hand in the last two to three months my absence and timekeeping have greatly improved, and in the last month I've been carrying out very important work and doing it well.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Do you think you could argue a case?
Maybe try to get a probationary period or something?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I'm still in my probationary period
that's the problem. It's been extended twice already :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ah.
Not much I can say then, but 'good luck'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Thanks :)
I think I have a fairly strong case... I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Erk!
In that case, I amend my offer to a firebomb and a whole case of 'disappearing evidence'.

*also hugs, in a manly fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That'd be useful, that would.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# o_O
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# whaaa?
your boss must be a knob

I'd never treat any of my employees like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That's HR.
My boss simply hasn't given me the support I needed in order to overcome issues which were raised in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# do you work for an enormous faceless corporation?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I work for a huge IT contractor
which unfortunately means that I'm not exactly invaluable as an employee, because they can just put another bod in my place.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yer
large companies are generally shit to their employees:

Dilbert’s boss: I’ve been saying for years that “employees are our most valuable asset.” It turns out that I was wrong. Money is our most valuable asset. Employees are ninth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Or a publisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# truley amazing!
Wooo
yaaay
and all other good things!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# if i were a total spacker and a cunt (i.e. board nazi)
i'd point out that at around about 15k each... those images add up to OVER THE 50kb LIMIT!

n00b! *flame flame flame*

*posts ironically massive image to indicate your mistake*

*rants*

*eats vehemently*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# TOAS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Text on a Site?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# jackpot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# aha
now this argument pops up every now and again

The general answer seems to be that you can post as many images as you like in one post as long as they are each under the 50kb limit.

Bananas isn't it? But then that's why we like it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# MOST WOO!
i'm going to have to find bugsy malone on dvd now.

splendid video sir, i like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# that is fucking epic
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# can this be?
the best thing ever?


...... mabey
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# not sure whether it's worth actually posting this
meh, ah well, here it is anyway:
EDIT: Sorry, if you haven't seen it yet (why not??) it is a spoiler
EDIT EDIT: sorry for my HTML ineptness
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *Doesnt get*
My sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# You'd need to have seen Doctor Who
If you didn't watch it on Saturday, you'd be justified in being lost
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I don't like the new dr who :(
But okies!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Actually, Saturday's was a corker
Best one this series: they've taken a while to get into their stride
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# me and my housemate
had to go to the pub for a bit afterwards to calm down
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I liked Blink as well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah, good old Stephen Moffat
consistently the best writer of each series so far.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Blink was the best ep for aaages, imho
I've not seen Saraday's yet, we had friends over


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Watch it before next week
It's a two parter
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I like how they've
obviously found an old, dusty box at the top of some shelves marked "Decent Sci-fi show script concepts" (well, for the 2-3 before last anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Cool
its bound to be onsky like a zillion times so ill hopefully see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# yeah
it'll be on BBC3 or you could come round and watch it on my sofa . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# what an odd sofa!
surely it would be better to watch it on your TV?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# The last few have been rather good
But I fear they may be soon about to return to the humdrum usualness of old plot things, and I shall get bored again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Doesn't help that I just want to slap Martha Jones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
yeah. She's such a troublemaker.

"Martha. Stand over there and don't irritate anyone or press any buttons that say 'Warning, do not press this button'"

"Awright! ... Hey, you, what does this button do? I dare you to press it"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# And for a trained doctor
She's shit at giving CPR
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I didn't think anyone
could annoy me more than BMAHEF*

Billie, Mickey and her Extended Family
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I could have done without the extended family
But Rose was alright. Sort of. Better than MJ anyway.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Russell Grant
should be banned from writing any episodes of Dr. Who.

I also get upset at his inability to grasp timescales, with his 'travelling billions years into the future' to find a society of human people only a decade or so more advanced than us what we are now, on some 'New Earth'.

The travelling to the end of time, 'trillions of years in the future', to find a human society only slightly more advanced than we are now, but with 'future humans' that have evolved piercings. That's evolution for you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Silly wheelybird!
Did you not know that for the next seventy trillion trillion years, every single race in the entire Universe evolves, and continues to evolve
from a London casting agency located a mile or so to the east of the BBC headquarters?

Also, major scientific plot points shall be reduced, in the near future to fleeting comments by leading characters.

E.g. the End Of The Universe will occur when someone notices that there's no stars in the sky (People will also have become immune to "Not Having A Sun")
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Well we *did* spend a million years as sentient gas
and another million as downloads.

Pity about Chantho. Definitely the hottest alien we've had in a while, unless you're into cat nuns.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I get really annoyed about the timescale thing too
I understand the irony of complaining about scientific errors in a series about time travel, and I know its limited by budget, but they should at least try!

5 billion years into the future...and we havent evolved even slightly?!? And the whole reverting to the same form thing? riiiight...

I just wish there was a chance to come up with a truly scary villain, and a perfect Doctor/Assistant combination...

(I really liked family of blood though...though MJ can't act that well, Matron and The Doctor rocked)

(And wasnt the master the scientist from the really shit War of the Worlds that blackmoon overdubbed?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 's arse!
yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Spoiling bastard!
/doesn't have to watch it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# HOORAY FOR A SHAGGABLE COURTENY COX !
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I'm RISsing on it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I am entirely lost
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# where's it gone?
Edit: oh, it's a link now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ris sir
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I get it squire :)
I kinda enjoyed it on saturday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Why didn't you say it was a spoiler for Dr Who?
I went and clicked on it. Now I am CROSS. At YOU. You suck.
(tomfantastic -it's a pleasure, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# let's Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# its kindof like a sitar!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# but a small one . . .
it's a baby-sitar


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Do you mind?

Edit: 'Nings all

woo BBB
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# 'ning
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Nice bell!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# fantastic donger
also!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *fears*
I also found my guitar yesterday. I may rescue it and try playing it again
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# haha
hurray!

Another slight tj:www.b3ta.com/board/7306319

www.b3ta.com/links/99782

I don't know why I found it funny but at least I've now uploaded something to youtube
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# woo!
me too a while ago.. bad matrix pun... matwix
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I just never expected the guy to look like that...
matwix? :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Guitars at the moment can piss off.
Unless anybody would like to fix my truss rod- I'm too much of a pussy to give it a good seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
I'll fix your truss rod!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Please do.
It's fucking annoying having my 12th fret permanently out, a banana for a neck and about a cm's worth of action above top frets.

Actually I don't mind the high action, but I'd like to be able to get a clear octave above open on the 12th.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# dum, dum dakka dakka zzz fuck!
I hate high action.

and fret buzz

had my guitar completely reset

(apparently)

action was still way too high and there was still buzz on the 7th fret
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh I got rid of buzz with moving the truss in the first place
I had it at fucking second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Is it an electric or acoustic guitar?
Most acoustic fret buzz on electrics is never heard when you put it through an amp.

How bad is it? Does it choke the note?

Have you changed strings since the guitar was set up? If you put a different gauge on, that would be enough to mess up the set-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Mine could be heard, although compression helped.
My amp tends to just chuck all noise out fucking loud though, it's not a picky one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Would it be easier to get a new neck
And fix it on?

I had a fret rattle on my electric guitar, and hadto have all the frets ground down to make it stop rattling. The action is good though (which may well have been the source of the problem).
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Probably
But expensiver. I know that's not a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Easy, just get an allen key for it and give it a tweak.
Or take the strings off and let it relax for a bit.

(morning by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# It won't work.
It just sits there, glowering at me. And I'm too scared to give it much of a tweak as I'm frightened of killing the entire thing and not being able to afford a new one for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# lighter fluid
hendrix the fuck out of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I endorse the use of "hendrix" as a verb
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Are you going to buy me a new one?
If so my bass is a Rickenbacher.

Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# argos do electric basses now, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Do they?
They used to.

*cowers* I've played enough bad instruments in my time, please don't buy me another one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Seriously, take the strings off it for a while...
It sounds like the tension in the strings is severely outweighing the tension in the truss rod and causing it to bow badly.

Basses do sometimes do this, you're best off with an aluminium neck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I have done!
Left them off for a week, made only the slightest difference.

I think it's just her, she's stubborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It depends on the design of the guitar
if it's one of those 60's style Fenders (like the guitars I own) you have to remove then entire neck to get at the truss rod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Aaaahhhh
This is why I love my Burns. It has a gear system in it for the truss rod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# No, not a fender.
I'm sort of against them out of principle (yes, I realise they're perfectly good and whatnot).

Spector.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I am not sure
which principle would have you not buying Fender guitars, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Because if I mention I have one
The first question I'm usually asked is 'oh, is it a Fender?' like there's only one bloody guitar company.

It's the same reason I don't use Marshall amps. Well, that and they're not my bag.

It's a shit reason, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Precisely my reason for not owning one.
Plus I had a Jag a few years ago and it was too delicate for my mands, so I got shift of it again.

Burns / Orange all the way. British* qulity FTW!


*Korean / Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Spector/Hartke for me.
Ooooh, loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Jaguar too delicate?
I have had mine for over 10 years and it is virtually indestructible.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# It's just that the bridge was very high...
I had to modify my playing unless I wanted to remove a string / finger...

It sounded ace, and it looked even acerer, but I've got a thing about oddball guitars....

(How does a 12-string with a trem arm sound?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# The bridge is really easy to lower
with the strings off, you just pull it out and it sits on threaded feet that you can adjust.

In fact, if you have a 90s Japanese model like mine, the feet don't fit particularly well made and you have to stop the bridge from lowering all of it's own accord.

A good modification for those who are not too fond the the Jaguar's bridge is to fit a Gibson tune-o-matic style bridge instead. I think some people do kits for that, but you lose individual saddle height adjustment which is noticeable given the Jaguar's vintage style large fretboard radius.

As to a 12 string with a tremolo, I have no idea how it would sound. I am fairly sure it would be a complete fucking pain to keep in tune though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# NOW I find out...
Only a year too late...

Anyway, I replaced it with the 12-string. It's a Mosrite, so it stays in tune and sounds shoegaze-tastic... Result all round I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I do play Fender guitars
but not solely. The two that I have are quite wonderful, but there are much better guitars with less prestigious names, in the lower end of the market. It's all about personal taste I suppose.

For me though, there is nothing better than the sound of a telecaster though a 50's tweed bassman amp.

Ironically I do own a Marshall amp too, but it doesn't look or sound like a typical Marshall. I also removed the Marshall logo in a fit of anti-corporate-logo-ness.

Although the amp I play more than any other these days is my 5 watt Epiphone Valve Junior which cost £90 and sounds like sex. And I mean good sex - not disappointing sex, with a feeling of guilt afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Manwife's the normal guitar player- he plays a Washburn Idol and it's got a lovely tone to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# mine has a spoon handle for the trem arm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# You are my new hero.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# haha
I lost the proper trem arm, so I drilled a hole in a spoon and screwed it on, but then the handle broke off fairly swiftly, so I just welded the spoon handle to the bolt head

my repertoire consists of:

Ring of Fire
Bagpuss theme tune
Lord of the Thighs
and that song I can't remember what it's called

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Gosh, my repetoire is remarkably similar.
Ring of fire,
Bagpuss
whole bunch of classical stuff that sounds impressive but is really easy, and
Everything by the moldy peaches.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Take it to a music shop
and ask them to do a proper set-up.

It will cost between £20 and £40 and your guitar will come back playing better than you can ever imagine.

NOTE: Unless you have dropped it down the stairs, or sat on it, or have already fucked about with it, your truss rod shouldn't really need to be touched.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# except when it doesn't and comes back exactly the same only a bit shinier
*wants a new guitar, but can't afford/justify it*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Ha ha, well...
you see my sig?

I'm now totally broke and have more guitars than I need. But I'm happy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I have seen your sig
which inspired me to make a guitar-based pic

send photo?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I don't trust music shops.
They talk shite, for a start. And try to sell me BLOODY normal guitars.

No, I don't want your pissy smaller guitar. Oh yes, my dinky little hands are ever so cute. No, I don't know how I don't hurt my weeny little fingers with bass strings either.'

'Can you stand up with that on' has been asked before. I'm an ox of a woman, for crying out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# They're all patronising bastards...
Do they try and flog you Daisy Rock guitars?

One way to stop them is "Yes, I always find my womb gets in the way of the low E string, can you fix that?"

They are frightened by women's things...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Yes, constantly.
Or acrylic fucking legends- they seem to be unable to grasp that I may like my bass for it's sound, not because it's pretty (although it is)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I once saw a lady playing a Gibson Thunderbird Bass IV
It was quite the most enormous bass I've ever seen, and she was tiny.

VERY sexy look though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# :D Small girls + big instruments = brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ohh
I have that problem. The music shop is forever trying to convince me that I need a 3/4 sixe violin, and a curved head on my flute.

I'm not* a midget!

Then the watermelloning cranberries giggled at me when I bought a ukulele.


*Ok, I probably am a midget, with my 12cm handspan.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'That bass is as big as you are'
Yes, that plectrum's as big as your cock.

Piss off and leave me alone.

Right, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I'd love to be a bassist
except I am the only one in my band who's even competent at playing the drums
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Heh, drums are hard
our drummer's brill, but he's offskiing to Oz for 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# see
drums come easy to me (to a point) but I'd much rather be the bassist - our bassist (lovely bloke, bless im) seems to be restricted to four notes in any one song

I could cry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Get him a bloody scales book.
Once you've learnt scales you're sorted- I can't read music but I know my scales so I know which notes I can go to.

Then he'll be able to wander around the fretboard like a jazz bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# crikey
is there anyone on b3ta who doesn't own a uke?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# No.
Well, maybe. But those that don't have a uke probably have an accordion.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I started it
everybody else is just a bandwagoneer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Well I trust my local shop
but that's because it's owned by a good friend of mine and I work there (though not in the retail side of things).

Instead of going through a shop, you could try looking for local, private guitar repair people. I really would not recommend fucking with the truss rod unless you are 100% sure about what you are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# that's why I haven't- I'm going to get manwife's dad to have a look at it.
He's a brilliant player, bless him- does stuff with Stray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# she's going to have a hard time doing her shoelaces
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# she may have velcro fasteners...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Nah-Nah-Nahhhh, Nah-Nah-Na-Nahhhhhhhh, Nah-Nah-Nahhhh
Nah-Nahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *rawks out*
\m/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# the long arm of the laura*
* may not be the girls name
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# reminds me of
(pdjpdj, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *cockpunches*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# cums
:O
(pdjpdj, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# wacka wah-wah-wah!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning


Edit: I appreciate something about this post makes people want to ignore it, but I'd be grateful for any feedback as it's my first cartoon drawn from scratch and I'd like to improve.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# coproliths ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# haha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# HOLY SHIT! That's . . .
err . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# err?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
#
y'see . . . God is Holy . . . and he's, oh never mind


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# ah yes
I understood that part, but i thought the "it's" was going to refer to something else.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# what 'it's'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# oh "that's"
*smells ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# That explains it!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# that's the creationist explanation
has the board been really slow today?

I'm on the edge of tears at the lack of response given it's my first attempt at a from scratch cartoon and it took me ages.

Maybe I'm just emotional today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# pffft
'ning dbroon, how's yersel' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# not bad til i posted this
now I'm in the huff because it took too long.

how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# This is very ace, and far better than anything I could draw.
I don't htink you need any advice on how to improve if this is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# oh thanks very much
I was angry at not getting any feedback, rather than not getting any compliments but, thanks very much :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Harrow b3ta!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Only 60 legs?
Wiz?
(Abuscruffy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# you utter pedant!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# 61 if you unclude the... ermm.... u know...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# centipedes never have 100 legs
just as milipedes never have a thousand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Tell 'em, Steve Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I'm glad someone got that.
My old man corrected my younger sibling for something the other day, to which I yelled: "Tell 'em, Steve Dad", which earned me a round of blank stares. Explaining something like that is never easy, either.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# You watch QI
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# it's a well known fact
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ^ this
I learned this when I was about 7

/Johnny Morris FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# no... he probably just went to school...
just as i did :D
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I was never told fun stuff like that at school
I know, cos I found some of my old school books yesterday. Things like Latin vocab tests and the properties of igneous rock...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# if i look at my old scient text books...
i'll see little faces on every single sperm...

and penises on every single mulleted bonce...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haven't got any of my text books
Sadly. Just the exercise books. Some of which have some strange pictures of fish on the front.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I burned all mine
the tippex went up like a dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
We did that. Half an hour after leaving 6th form we had a big bonfire in my mate's allotment. Textbooks, exercise books, stationary, blazers... Those were the days :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i kept mine because i'm a loser...
and it was pre me-having-the-internet days... and i thought if i ever needed to know anything... i could look at them...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I thought I'd got rid of mine
Evidently not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# CONJUGATE THE VERB 'TO BE' BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Romanes Eust Domes
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ROMANI ITE DOMUM
(romanes eunt domus was what he wrote first)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# PEOPLE CALLED ROMANES THEY GO IN THE 'OUSE???
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# nope
i keep forgetting it's on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hehe I saw that
one too...

although I did know it before seeing that episode. :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# they do
with the judicious application of spare legs and glue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# But then you just end up with your fingers stuck together
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I admit that is a risk
"Doctor, I was trying to glue some spare legs on a millipede and this happened"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# you got the hoover stuck up your arse trying to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Isn't that the usual practice?
*rereads manual*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# On which note:
Has anyone seen this? Did anyone else think 'hmmmm, yeah right!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Honesty, that's such shit journalism . . .
Thor's not German . . .

*flees the wrath of the mighty hammer, Mjolnir*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Haha!!
Riiiiiiight...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Spent too long in theatres to think that was accidental
Seen to much to believe a story like that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yea but its not like it was just stuck there
By the sounds of it there was a lot of blood. If he did it on purpose then he clearly has no sense of pain
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Could have started off intentional...
then slipped during the process?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Impossible...
Surely he was living with his wife before he moved to Switzerland?
(duck Quack !, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ouch!
'ning!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ning this week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning 3b
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i log on
and the first thing i see is your wee...

'ning b3ta, hope you had a fun weekend. I got a black eye, hope yours was better
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# eek!
What happened?

EDIT: and it's not MY wee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i argued with a swing door that didn't open when i tried to walk through it and nearly knocked myself out
its coming up a nice shade of black now
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# BOOO!
*applies soothing balm*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# I've done that before....
Cut myself and bled everywhere as well.. luckily the scar is in a frown line... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# you've been collecting other people's?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# What happened?
Are you OK?
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# it just smarts now
i went all dizzy, but it was at work so i had lots of sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# knowing you, you put it in the accident book, right?
C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
#
i forgot
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# OHHHHH!
Im tellin'!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# ouch
I hope nobody punched you

er

*reads reason*

I hope you didn't argue with a swing door that didn't open when you tried to walk through it and nearly knocked yourself out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# unless it was deserved
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# There is NOTHING that ANY lady could do
that deserves receiving a black eye. FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# except
wearing mascara and crying a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ^this
(Don't worry, Im not a violent badger. I'm ashally rather fluffy :D )
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i can think of a few things
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Arf!
Thassa stoopid thing to hope!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# jings!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I didnt see what you did there at first.
i thought he was climbing a wall
hehe. centipeeing.

woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
You will be the death of someone one day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# well, Thor keeps clutching his chest . . .
I reckon I'll have his collection of fine Italian wines and comestibles by the end of the year


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# That's filthy.
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# you were lucky I didn't draw the kangapoo

ot tubgorilla


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# SPANG!!


"Millipeed"
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Ha ha!
I actually got that without the explanation!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# see that?
That's mu that is . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I remember it well
/Maurice Chevalier
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Brmmm!
/Vauxhall Cavalier


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Heh heh!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning

I chose the cyclists carefully :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Heh heh
One of my favourite jokes, that is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ?
"Why did the two cyclists cross the road?"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Some red tarmac and some black tarmac
Are in a pub. Some green tarmac storms in, drinks both their beers and punches them both in the head, then leaves. The barman comes over and says 'What was his problem?'

Red tarmac says 'Ignore him, he's a cycle path!'*


*May not work in writing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *Repeats pffft*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *reels off joke about 'menthol'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *adds bit about fag machine being out of order*
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# could you whisper it to me when no one's looking
i don't want to appear even more stupid than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# filename
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# just checked that and and groaned out loud.
hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *gets it*
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# haha thats ace :D
Just wondering also, do pictures on my profile have to keep with the message board rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# just don't have a 6mb png in there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Unless you don't want people to look at your profile....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# but they'd only know it was there, after they looked
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# But then they wouldn't go back....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Probably just the NSFW one
don't want people clicking your profile to see a life size rendition of your cock...

...do we?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# nope! :o
*wouldnt post anything thats nsfw anywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Vorhees a jolly good fellow...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# oh
yes, took too long for me to get that. Need more tea.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
#
earlier today

Well, it worked, so hurray... I shall post it on the link board once the video is done uploading
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i yam in your room
stealing your ladyfriend.

WOO!

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Oooh! Ning!
Evil dog!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *smoosh*
do you like it?
dogs eyes are tricky!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I do, thank you :-)
He's just tricky full stop!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Standard pussy reference #45
Woo!

Edit: Shit. It's a dog.

I stand by my original comment.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# haha
i couldnt tell if it was a ... i keep writting god... DOG first, or a cat, but the collar gives it away..

Your dog is now a god. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# He thinks he is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning's and woo's!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Yes.
This. More of it!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# ning 'phexy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'ning bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# very nice indeed.
i'm a little concerned that your dog only has one ear and one eye and that it appears that a mystery brown hand is about to add a human one to its collection.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# his head is buried in a blanket
and that's her tanned hand from her long distance lorry driving career!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# looks like Thing is having a kinky threesome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# why am i staring at a beautiful vector of a dog?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Very sexy....
Especially for a Monday morning.

Ningles 'phexy
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# 'ning SB
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Morning all'z
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# good morning
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# that is goood. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# was going to make it say woo hoo
but then i had a shower!
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# best excuse ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'lo Duckz
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# but does the web love us?
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Oooo
peach background...

PEEEAAACCCCCHHH....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# welcome aboard...
c'mon on aussie c'mon!
I picked the plate and had to check your profile
pull up a kitten etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# 'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I recognise Ant and Dec, but beyond that I'm ris'ing
oh is this that "talent" show they're doing?

hah, and you mock people who watch Big Brother! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# i got sucked into it because mrs thor watched it.
and this was only on for a week, unlike the eleveny hundred weeks that BB is on. actually does anyone still watch it? i stopped watching channel 4 a few weeks ago when they stopped showing scrapheap challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# is this a reference to popular "culture"?
if so, i'm afraid i'm lost.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I take offence at your use of the word culture there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# mulch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *tends to roses*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *Bends to toesies*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *gooses inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning Thor
Pol Pot's Got Talent?

For killing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Now..
i feel like pot noodle!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# id see a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Go Pol! Go Pol!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# have a Ris and a complementary woo
'ning you lively people
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# 'lo
Hows the kitty?
And you hat reminds me of the giant robo spider in the Will Smith film "Wild Wild west" or something
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Kitty is lovely in a wake me up at 4.20am on a staurday by clawing my nose kind of way
and yep, it's my steamhat:)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Ooh, nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Sorry
I'm sure it's very funny...

Edit: Oh, Pol Pot. There's a guy who's called Paul Pott or something, isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# haha
I've only just got this now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# The future of online.....gay....Ming (Jesus, that was funnier in my head)
(willem_dafoe's_cheesy_napsack, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# spang
spang
spang
spang
spang
spang
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# He likes to play with things a while before annihilation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# oh my goodness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
that's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Surely wood
And then drink his green blood after...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Waits for ...
Bad Tie ... Ming
Disarm ... Ming
Lion Ta ... Ming

Etc ad nauseam
(Abuscruffy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# haha
that's magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

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