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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

wow homer's hot

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

hahaha

yes he is!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

homererotica!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

arf

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

if that's anything like peterotica, i'm in!!

Oh god, you should have seen this one hot chick.
She was totally Italian...
or maybe some kind of Spanish.
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

and "she" was called peter?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

I knew a girl in London called "peter".

she was very sweet, but prone to outbursts of "for fuck's sake, no I'm not a man, it's just a name you cunts." every now and again.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

a "girl"

/joke wearing thin fast blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

yes, real girl.

A friend of mine was given the opportunity to check once.*

*yes, I know 'she' could have been a really convincing post-op, but if you'd gone to that much trouble I think you'd have changed your name too

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

to the hindenpeter

to investigate

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

HOW CAN YOU AFFORD ALL THESE THINGS?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

*high fives*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

high fives = freshly printed fivers drying on a pulley?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

On a pulley?

Not on a rope on said pulley?

/haven't pedented for aaaages blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

we have an apparatus for drying clothes in this country

it's called a pulley

stick your pedantry, cos you're WRONG!

edit: www.naturalcollection.com/images/newproducts/11099-00.jpg

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

Fair cop!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

*oh yes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

from the hair on your arms, I'm guessing you must be Italian...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Gah! You are right.

I couldn't place where I got this from, but homer does a similar thing in the SImpsons.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

hello operator?

give me the number for 911

ooh you little plagiarist!

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Not blonde enough

woo though!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

I suspect

that this happens, frequently

I'm not sure if it's worse than a guy phoning up the police because his wife didn't make his dinner though

hmm, maybe, it's not as bad

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Some bint somewhere, rang her mother to ask her to ring 999,

coz her (the bint's) house was on fire!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

christ on a boat

that's agressively num

*9*9*9*
"your number is [number]"
"Service please?"
"FIRE!!!!"
"fire bridgade"
"OMG I'm on fucking fire!!"

is the normal course of events

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

My dad was a 999 operator for a bit.

He said most people are mentalists, and old ladies love to call and ask for the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

haha!!

'emergencey services'
'will you be my friend?'
*dial tone*
darn.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

would have to write about that on emospace

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

some southern police force released a few tape recordings

was quite.. fuckery

but anyone who works with the public via the phone probably has endless stories of total and utter nutcases phoning pretty much on a daily/hourly/minutely basis

:D

world's full of nutters innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

and b3ta is an island of sanity

in an ocean of madness....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

actually it is

for the most part

aside from the nutters who think they know better than everyone else

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Like me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

there should be a special task force

charged with going round to these types of peoples houses and beating sense into them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

they probably turn up and over a nice cup of tea

beat the fucking shit out of them

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

hello, yes, ambulance please

a man of the telly has fallen over, please send it directly to coronation street.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

pfff

what's the number for 118 118?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

Yes. This.

"Hello 118118, can I have the number for a good directory enquiries service please?"

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Phone the police if the oporator doesn't give out the number

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

Heh!

And another semi-related pea...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

arf!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

ha ha arf

top stuff prof
and good 'nings to you

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Good 'nings matey.

Are you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

I am indeed

just nipping to the shops back in a bit

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

haha!!

thats like that picture someone did of the board meeting where the boss is saying
'i want that report on my desk by 4.00'
and then he's reading a piece of paper saying desk: 4 legs, 3 drawers, brown

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

she looks like her boss has just got his cock out

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

and it was good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

grand

would have *click*ed if he could

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

Sorry

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

haha!

it works because he does look like a mass murderer!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

in photographs of that age

everyone looked like a mass murder

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

Jack the ripper was around then

so it must be true

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

some say he was royalty

strange 19th century oddness

oh and I suddenly think of spring heeled jack

another villain

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

that crazy guy that could jumpy 8 ft into the air?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

aye

lasted quite a few years

family rapist tradition maybe?

that's a really odd one

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

no, springs shot out his heels to punish his enemies!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

stephen fry's great great great uncle or something.

he told a story about he could leap backwards
onto the mantelpiece!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

brilliant!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

How DO you pronounce his name?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

SHO-pan?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Show-pan

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Never mind Hugh Grant

Chopin should have been played by Christopher Walken.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

Ha ha!

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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

ah, the ADC.

so wrong, yet somehow so right.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

hahaha

jesus christ!

(where?)
(OVER THERE!)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Yes my child?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Yeah, cos you really look like Manley!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

Do not! Take it back, TAKE IT BACK!

*cries in the corner*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

I thought you might've got the sarcasm!

You handsome devil,you

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

oh thank god

I mean, yeah I knew that.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

By the beefburgers.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

He's always there whenever there's a large crowd.

Picking pockets most likely, the cheeky scoundrel.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Whilst eating his lovely beefburger.

Hamburger??

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

WTF!?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Foly Huddering shuck!

I guess you've just masked a cock on the source?

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

*leaves $30 on Colin's bedside table*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

I wonder what he was talking about, in the original?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

He keeps saying, 'It's nice'.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

Oh my!

www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/15/My_Immortal
“Enoby I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed.

What the blinketty flip?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

My favourite bit is

"don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!"

Although I have absolutely no idea what it means.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

It means:

"I am sure you would agree that these gentlemen are attractive - if you don't I will not be requiring your company any further!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

u gt teh hawt skillz

wna cyba?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Good Lord!

That claims to be in English!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Its obveeuslee,

part ov this tosh, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm iznt it

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

do people deliberately spell that bad(ly thank you DG) as some sort of community type thing?

i fink it suks n u no it

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

I'm in ur languidj

redifinin teh rulz

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

i'm all for evolution

but half of this shit couldn't be re-read by the writer themselves!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

that's because they are fucking morans

innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

I bet they are fans of perl!

hahahahaaahahahhaaaa!

aaahh..aaahhhhhh. never mind

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

I have a nasty feeling

that this is exactly how the sister in law writes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

badly?

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

who're you calling

baldy?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

Long John Baldry

possibly

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

i didn't do it on purpose

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

I forgive you

let me kiss your hat to prove it

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

by all means!

*doths hat*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

...wha?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

damn i wish i hadn't read that.

i feel a bit stupider now.....
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

the sad thing is

if you tried to create some really crap fanfic as a protest

it would be hailed as a triumph

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

sounds

like a challenge

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

TOO GOOD TO SWALLOW IS THAT IT?!

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

I have a feeling someone already did this

It was ages ago though

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

I figured it would have bin dun.

The source anim was just begging for it.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

*SQUEALS*

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

My word!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

...and in the latest crisis

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Source: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19689640/

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

That crazy Flintsone

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Yay!

*invests*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

*buy highs*

*sell lows*

*bankrupts*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

What price you give me on bi-polar Barney Rubble?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

£50 per ounce

or nearest offer

(or three penny chews or pocket lint)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

That is good price!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Sorry - I thought that said "Flidstone"!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

if that's a coconut

I can barely imagine the tree

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

this sounds SO like a hokum/party blues lyric

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

"and then my dog died"

"in my truck"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

"after my brother stole my wife"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

"up the wrong'un"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

tut tut

that is much more a revival-revival lyric

you want something more like

If that is a coconut
I can barely imagine the tree
If that is a coconut
I can't barely imagine that tree
If you want my coconut milk baby
You gonna have to climb that big ol' trunk for meeeee

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hawww!

now I feel all patriotic

anyone got a spare C130? I need to chaingun a village

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

C130 would take to long

You want a UH-1

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

I can't help feeling we have a very different take on ethnomusicology

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

it's nice

but it's just not the same

doesn't quite have that "large circling bastard of death" ring to it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

when you said 'Village' did you really mean 'Town'?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

hell no

more likely to have decent SAMs innit

we're trying to free the shit out of innocent peasants here because God tells us it's good!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

Has God been talking to you again?

What have we told you about staying on the damn meds?!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

what really happened was those wacky student disconnected it for a laugh.

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

hehe

steeeerike!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

would the latin for that sig be...

"Veni, vidi, lazy"?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

nyam-nyam-nyam-nyam-nyam-nyam

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Rah!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

A-MAIZE-ing

EDIT: Sorry was that a bit corny?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

*resists temptation to say what a corny pun that is*

Edit: bad timing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

*clips round the ear*

...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

I can BARLEY believe it....

I mean fuKERNEL Dave...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

arf!!

the second pun was the best!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

I can't help it!

I'm a CEREAL punster . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

I nOATiced...

You usually try to HARVEST the best though.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

If I put all my puns up

you'd be SICKLE over the board . . .
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

SHUCKS, that one

has me THRESHING about in agony

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

I have to ADSE

what's wrong with you people?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

hahaha

that caused a rye grin..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

I'm reporting you

to the pun-editor-in-SHEAF

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

Ooh, y'ERGOT me there!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

Yeah, SCYTHE got a weak stomach...

I'll just LEAF it for now, I need a CROP.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

All these seedy jokes

are re-pulse-ive

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

That pun

did seem like it was COBbled together a bit too quickly.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

I tried to COMBINE two puns . . .

it didn't really work
gleeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

i've got an EAR.........

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

and the GERM of a new idea?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

That

was oats so painful.

...'ll just sit over in the corner quietly then.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Hahahaha!

That one was tRICE as good as mine!

Cus-curse you!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

well,

Wheat Rye to Beet expectations :D

Hat Trick :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

OW OW OW!!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Aaahhh, bless.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

Lovely Anim!!!!

Woo!

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

*CLICK*

aww da liddle mousey gnawin' onna cob!

*fluffs*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

hmm...gnawing on a cob.

*adds to personal euphemisms list*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

Good god man

your on fucking fire this week!

where's your Hummus stash?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

I steal them all

from other b3tans profiles. No-ones twigged yet.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

excellent chomping action!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

*wants*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

MORE BUTTER!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

superb stuff!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

so what did

I Love Horses gaz you about?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

they asked me if I wanted to confirm that they were STILL best of all the animals in an article

but they wouldn't pay more than a bag of oats and 2 sugarlumps, so I got off my horse, drank my milk, and walked off into the sunset

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

yeah

but you had to squeeze through sideways . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

i bet you're gutted.

www.designweek.co.uk/Articles/135354/Architecture+Week+suspended+.html

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

‘We can only assume that architecture is not as high a priority as other arts projects,

... it's like they're in my office

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Arf!

yeah, i'll get round to designing it after i've done this political satire of gordon brown woth a CDC.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Look at him go!

Nomnomnom

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

nyam nyom nyam nyom!

Needs more Scwarzenegger!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Click pic for bigger

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Hahaha!!

Ouch!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

*resists spanging*

Cheddar is traditionally packaged in black wax or damp cloth

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

you said cheedar and damp in the same sentence....

its too much for one man too take

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

I'm the best at dirty cheese talk ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

don't I know it

what are you like with chocolate?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Melted 70% cocoa solids?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

oh boy...

*feels prepared for the Honeymoon*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Edam well

knocked one out when you said that . . .
It was a Gouda'un!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

shame on you

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahaha, yes, I know

*hangs head in shame, but awaits the inevitable 'gaz' from ZOO*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

hehe

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

any news on the Glasgow Airport pics?

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

haven't heard anything back yet, no

but did send them courtesy email saying thanks, but no thanks.
- and roughly the reason why

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

and shame on me

for posting this here but I reckon most people wouldn't want it in a new thread :

Blog & Archive

/Hutton Report

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

That'll be next to the 'self help' section in most bookshops. In the section entitled 'self-love'

/and is it autographed?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

ouch! nice one.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

compared to some of the crap posted on here

That's a very modest view.

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

haha!!

the board is finally working for me again!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

I say, jolly good

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha

O god

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

haha!

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hahahaha

Nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Dave?

woo

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Click for bigger (217KB)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

Dave?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

WHAT!? WHAT!?

I wouldn't contrive some awful pun where cars are hanging off a tree!? WOULD I!??

could be . . .
Hahahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

Haha, oof!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

Hee!

Don't let the missus catch you with a hedgehog . . .
Where's ya raccoon!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Sorted.

Just changed my address and stuff on Paypal and because I deleted a card, it cancelled all my subscriptions.

Bah.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

pfff

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Woo!

Acers Mr Ftang!
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

Gosh.

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

Seemed funnier in my head. I'll get my coat, then.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Spanging pan!

*steals*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Yeah

Talking about it earlier (in conjuction with newborns) probably influenced it. A lot.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

nice spang . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

still possibly one of the finest things known to man

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

*gasps for breath*

That, Mr. Wheelybird, is utterly genius. Sinister, and amusing. My favourite combination.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

*dances*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

*is hypnotised*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

hahaha that is my favouritest thing that you have ever made

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mugatu, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

*cuddels dwarf with no glasses*

Aww! Blessyou!
'lo G!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

'sup D!

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mugatu, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

*mediumheight-fives*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

shouldn't it be a fly with no wings?

or is that why he's getting a well deserved spang? :)

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spatuluk, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Umm, yes, that's why...

...Fucksocks. >< It was meant to be wings.

But we'll pretend HE'S the tard and that's why he's being spanged.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Heh!

It reminds me of this:

EDIT: Mainly coz it's 2 heads, I guess...

/unrelated pearoast blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Arf!

Stickmen FTW!!
Lol AND ROFL!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

hehe

I likes

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Have you looked in my profile?

THAT'S a punstriped suit . . .
well punchecked ashally

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Must you outdo me

in every aspect of pun-related life?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

no legs we say?

it'd be a flying raisin

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

Just to feed Micto's addiction!

Have been lurking too much, must do less work and more b3ta!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Oh my giddy aunt

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

hahahaha

(d)aces!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

It features puns

Therefore is good :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

great!

have you done 'Big Fish' yet?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

The Big Lebowsquid?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

How about

The Sisterhood of the Travelli Pants

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

The list says "The Big Lobsterki"

Both are impressively weak!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Is that pronounced

*lobs turkey*?

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Plaicetrix?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

YES!

*adds to list!*

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

It moves!

There are more fish films here if that kinda thing floats your boat!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

\o/ at Krill Brill

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hurray!

gleeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Praise Cthulhu!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

HAHAHAH

YAY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

wondered where you'd got to!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

gone fishin'...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

Well..it would make a great album cover.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

It would

I tried making something for the challenge, but then I realised there was no way to flip or resize pieces of paper. Or undo.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

You kids with ya fangled gizmos, I dunno.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

I think atomic is broken

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

I don't know why

but I really love that.

And it's got what appears to be a boss-eyed stretchy me on it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

must be the baking soda

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

way too many hours to create....

.....................................THANK YOU B3TANS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

gone fistin'

Really sorry! Have a Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

ha ha ha......very subtle....

....i'm going back to photoshop.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpunpun!

Please click 'I like this' I've not been in the popular payge for aaaaages . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

*spangs into middle of next week*

*has 9 days to allow pun gland to recover*

*loves yer really*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Arf :) Expert gaming punnage!

*awaits Rainbow Isla St.Clair and Robert Kilroy-Silkworm*

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

don't encourage him!!!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

It's Dave. One strongly suspects he needs little encouragement.

:EDIT: Ayrton Centipede?

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

hahaha, bet he takes corners better

michael shoe maker

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

Whey

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

you trying to wear me out?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Nope, just prepare you for the honeymoon ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha!

I gave that idea to Giant Squid for his Wesley Snipes pun archive . . .

Ralph and Michael Shoe Macca
but I can't be arsed to find it

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Have you seen me pixels lately?

1 2

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Very nice indeed :)

Now I've got a little more time on my hands I'm cracking on with my "Terminator" pixelmash. I'd missed doing them :)

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Braw!

I assume you have a 'post straight to front page' button like Monkeon?
Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Heh, my days of Front Pages appear to be far behind me now :)

Still, I mustn't grumble. I did well out of those pixelmashes.

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

soz, best I can do is . . .

best I can do is . . . *shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

nnnnggggg

*explodes*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

i had a thing

for isla st claire when i was little.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

can I see it?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

mwahaha

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Nelson Bombermandela

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

Missile ComMandy Moore

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Oh Jesus

Spindizzy Gillespie etc etc

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Hahaha

Space Invades Lynam

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Ouch!

hehe

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Or possibly

Bubble Bobble Holness.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

hey

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

ARGH!

Mercy!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Hahahaha

Me next with the spanging pan.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Desperation?

Does that mean you're... *gasps* running out of puns?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

you need to read the Brian text on the picture
Arf! I have nearly 200 left

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

*reads*

Ah, I see.

Nearly 200?!

*quivers in fear*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

no,

the brian text ON THE PICTURE!
hehehe! get clicking!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

I've read the brian text on the picture!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

oh, ok then . . .

ok then . . .as you were
tum te tum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Ha ha Tetris-Ha

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

You spanged me!

You bastard, you spanged me!

Last huggle you're getting out of me...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

This is what stops me from spanging back...

You're far to valuable as Satan's Little Helper to spang.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Do I get a tail?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Indeed you do... here you go, fresh from Paint, Satan's own picture software.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

oooh me too!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

As above m'dear...

*applies tail*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Oooh yeah

that's the good stuff!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

It lets you do two things at once... watch

*uses tail for mundane task without thinking about it*

*accidentally pops tail in toaster while showing off*

OUCH!

Just be careful with it eh?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Awww!

*huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

*resists urge to repost Caketris*

Oh, and nice punnet.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

you inspired me to contrive this pun

you did!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Woo!

Next up: Atari Joust in Daytime TV presenters.

If only.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Bouncing Here and There and Everywhere

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

I'd watch that.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

Took me a second or two to work it out

I likes!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

sponsored by

haribo?

(prostheses, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

Pffffft!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

I need a new spanging pan

This one isn't big enough!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

It's not size, it's technique. It's all in the wrist action.

What do you think of these?

And this week we have a rather useful prize for those who want their loved ones to rest in peace instead of turning in their graves – a jar of decaffeinated coffin.

The prize this week is ideal for the owner of a medieval theme pub who needs to make occasional repairs. It’s this set of adjustable wenches.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

I might be interested in one of those adjustable wenches...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

AAAAARGH!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

S P A N G G G G G G G G G G

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

wenches all the way

or how about:

This week's prize is just thing to keep any famous soul singer steady on his feet while visiting the Bathroom...

It's this delightful Lou Rawls Holder

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

I've been trying to imagine them in Humph's voice.

Edit: Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Psssst

Curd is cut into cubes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

damn you

back in 5...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

WenchesWenchesWenchesWenchesWenchesWenches

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

:O I did some bar wenching. Proper wenching it was too, I was at a medieval fayre thing pouring out horns of mead.

In a DRESS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Yay!

pics?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

There's one of me from behind somewhere, laughing.

Needless to say I was enjoying a bit of mead myself.

I'll try and find it when I get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

You've changed . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

*SPANGS!*

hehehehe! Revenge!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

haha

Don't fuck with the gummis.. I can see a CGI monstrosity in the making!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

Either that

or they should remake this

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

A shapeshifting monster bear?

It changes size from fifteen to eighteen foot regularly in the reviews.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

It probably depends

on whether you watch it on screen 1 or screen 2.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

hahahaha!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

Bagsy to do the merchandise :)

*likes*

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FoldsFive, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hammond?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

hahaha!

i like this even more!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahahaha!

top drooling action!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Hah!

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Pfffft!

Didn't get it at first!

(

Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

oh fuck yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

...bouncing here and there and everywhere

high adventure that's beyond compare...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

hedgefond investors?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

They are the Gummi Bears

Not as good as the Wuzzles

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Hahahaha

That's fucking brilliant

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Fab!

This should be real.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Ha ha!

Yes.

(

Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Braw!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

*god bothers*

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

omg!

there's a snake in his nose!

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downward is avoiding human contact since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Woo

Don't forget the party pance!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

*buddha irritates*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

This is great

We want a series!*

*by "we" I mean "I"

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

We do too!

/schizophrenia blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

And us!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

^I'll second that

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

jings and help ma boab!

i dunno if i have the hummus for it..!

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

Haha!

And on the eight hundred and fifty first day, god created that shuddery thing you sometimes do after taking a piss.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

And on the 852nd

He created that way you jerk just as you're dozing off

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

myoclonus FTW

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

Myclonic Jerk

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

no need to be rude

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

teehee

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

one time I nearly broke my toes

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

the piss shiver.

a friend of mine has a good theory behind the piss shiver.

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Apparently

on the 1,460,078th day he got around to making Jesus.

Too late for compo though. *shrugs*

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

What?

I've never done that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

me either

man thing?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

*Conducts important research*

www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_225.html

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

I think so

I've never either

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

That's that sorted then.

I thought I was broken for a minute there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

God loves sitting in a cardboard box.

That's a SCIENTIFIC FACT!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

perhaps. or...

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

on the 251st day,

god creates the bacon sandwich.

5 minutes later, god creates nyom nyom nyom tasty munchy sound.

: )

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

speaking of sandwiches

I just got some funny stares a few minutes ago, when i went to get some snacks for the office.

I like marmite sandwiches, however, to save time and for reliability, i get a tub of butter (well, low fat spread stuff), and a jar of marmite, then mix them up together in a container.

This gives me a tub of marmite spread that works straight from the fridge, and is always the strength I like. Does everyone else thinks this is weird?

*Hides in the corner with marmite sandwiches*

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

About as weird as mixing ketchup and brown sauce.

It's not weird, but it's certainly not normal.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

*eye-twitch*

the faeries tell me it's normal.

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

Everyone has a 'thing' that other find irrational...

I like Weetabix with butter....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

time saving

is always good.

tv's nigella lawson (the curvy cook lady) whisks butter and marmite together too.
you are not alone.

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

Hewlett Packard make sammies?!:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

I prefer number 363, light cyan

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

And on the 28th day, God threw a massive party which nobody came to.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

He really should have invented guests before inventing parties...

He was setting himself up for a fall.

Poor God.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

but on the 6th day,

god created adam and eve. surely?
they'd be guests.

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

They didn't turn up

Eve said she had a headache and Adam was in a bit of a mood....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

how sad :'(

i would've gone to god's party, had i been invited.

(whatsinaname, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

As would I...

But I wasn't invited...

Soemthing about starting a rebellion in Heaven or something like that.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

BIG!

It took ages to work that out.

Clicking here makes me happy. Try it!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Arf!

TJ: Since when did they start asking?

Zoo magazine
We here at ZOO have seen your work csi.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email [email protected] and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

ZOO
(YOU'VE GOT SPAM, Tue 10 Jul, 12:05, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

"we don't pay fees for reproduction"?

They can fuck off.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

this

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

that

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Since they said they would in a national paper

Edit: this ^
They DO pay fees, they just don't want to

(

They've finally got the message?

Huzzah!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

I was expecting "If we don't hear from you, we'll publish anyway."

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha, more likely

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

no fees?

tell them where to go. No jobbing features writer works pro bono, neither do you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

^THIS

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

yes! you got one as well!

I got two of them this morning. be careful, if you say 'yes' they have ALL
rights over that image for it's use I think.
Although he 'non-fee' thing is still debatable, particularly if
the image used is the 'reader winner' which qualifies for the assocaited prize

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Not legally, no.

"We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section." If they use it in any other way, for example on the listing page for the section, then you haven't agreed to that.

The best answer would be to request a written contract detailing precisely the terms of use. That'd piss 'em off.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

be sure to stipulate

that they enuncliate the image preprior to each usage

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

they will also then demand a full contract with creator to ensure that ALL work is under their ownership

they have done it in the past. you need to ensure that ALL work
is from toally copright free sources, or basically you're making the rope for your own hanging if
someone then complains about a source image being used in the magazine,
unless it falls under 'fair usage' policy, such as parody, but it's a fine line

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

Very true.

Legal stuff sucks and my lawyer charges £300 an hour to write contracts. Ho hum.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

my lawyer charges £300 an hour to ~~write~~ photocopy contracts. Ho hum.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

~~my lawyer~~ I charges £300 an hour to ~~write~~ photocopy ~~contracts~~ the backs of cereal packets.

PROFIT!

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

indeed, in the case of many b3ta images, probably best to say 'no' to cover your own backs

After all, they had their chance to do this right months ago, and they're still trying to pull the wool over our eyes in being all nice about it now in these messages.
They DO pay, they just need to accept that they should make the offer. They pay 'journos' to write content for the other pages,
so they should make token gestures to people they want in the spam section,
something suggested - along with the setting up a b3ta account and asking b3tans - MONTHS ago -
probably around xmas time.

they obviously still value the 'spam' page as they are now doing this, so it's maybe time to stick to our guns on the issue, and insist on some form of payment.

the spam section keeps the sponsors interested in supplying prizes, and help towards keeping sponsor interest in the magazine

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

Bapla is good for ownership guidelines

www.bapla.org/static/industry/copyright.php

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

I can sound legal ish

'Keep your hands off my stuff you bastards!'

That do?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

I love it when you talk legally,

now say something about mature cheddar

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

Calcium deposits are perfectly normal

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

back in 5...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

psst

more fist shaking!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

You have every

right to demand that they pay you for your work, as they've described it.
I could easily say to a builder - "I'm sorry, but I don't pay fees for you building my conservatory" :)

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

exactly.

they're just trying to say 'look, we're not paying, and if we don't use yours, which we like, we'll find some other poor sap to get some images from who doesn't mind their work in print for nowt'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

tell them you need paying

what are you? their photoshopping bitch?
do their 'journalists' work for free?

that's what i told 'em...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Is it real?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

shouldn't be too hard to formulate the reply to that then.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

"We are sorry, but we don't pay fees "

bullshit!...if they have enough money to give away prizes to the dickheads who sent in the other pictures, then they can pay you or give you some other compensation

CUNTS!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

the prizes aren't paid for by them, they are sent in directly from sponsors

emap act as the 'middle man'. Zoo promote sony , etc, or the big film/computer company, and in return they
offer some merchandise as a sponsor prize, emap take the images and pass off the prize to the sponsor to deal with

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

the amount of magazines they sell, they can spare a few quid either way

FUCKING CUNTS!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

As long as they credit me

I don't really have any objections

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

at least ask for some free Doovdes

and a Lucada Tiv.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

well you should!

Because the more people that give away free stuff, the less likely people who need to sell to earn a living will be able to. I wouldn't mind if it was a free magazine but it's not - it's £1.40 a copy. They don't work for nothing why should we?

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Actually

I do 90% of my posts at work, so technically I am getting paid ;)

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

winner

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

So does your work belong to you or the company?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

"any credit you so desire"?

Try asking them to publish the credit as 'Zoo are a bunch of image-stealing c*nts'

(

ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

haha it all makes sense now :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

my mum went to school with Patrick Stewart

she fancied his brother

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

She picked the wrong one there.

After all, he's Shakespeare!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

good point

apparently he was a geeky looking kid with sticky out ears and jam-jar-bottom specs, whereas Trevor (I think was the brother's name) was lush.

*shrugs*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Make it so!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

didn't he drop out of school early

to go to the theatre?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

It gets the kids reading, I suppose...

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

BUTTERFLY WITH A BOMB.

sorry.

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

^this

All the way to the TA.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Guts.

Guns.

Guts and guns.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

haha

GUNS
GUTS AND GUNS

edit: gah, mindpiss..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

*Mops up*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

Yes.

I saw this reported on that Channel 4 documentary. I think it goes to show how well our prison system works.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Hahaha

Marvellous

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

pft

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

pfffft :D

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

chung chung chung!

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

i likes this

top work fella *clicks*

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

just sumthin i did

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

very nice, even the spackstar is lovely.

I like the powerlines the best.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

You did well

I love your things.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Is that a horn under that hoodie or are you just pleased to see me?

This isvery good. I wish I had skill like this.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

its just

lines on paper!

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

LIES!

Everything on b3ta is real!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Yes...

But my lines on paper don't look as good as that...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

Selfridges

This came to me in a dream...

Click pic for bigness

(

Tunstall, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

It's quite big enough already thankyou.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

It's also bindun

Sorry

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Bindun

Really? Knobs.

(

Tunstall, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

I have seen something of this ilk before, yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Boo.

That's half an hour of my life I'll never have back.

(

Tunstall, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Sorry :-(

*huggles*

There, Fetid Mimsy, happy?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Thanks

Much happier now :) A chocolate biscuit also helped.

(

Tunstall, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

*Glees*

(

Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

it's a fairly likely bindun.

It tends to be, that since the site has been around since the beginning of civilization* and since your pun is fairly obvious, that it's probably been done.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

An asterisk

with no counter-asterisk!

My brain is melting!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

my work is done*******

* - exaggeration

*******- forgot the counter asterisk.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

why would you keep piss in the fridge?

woo pun.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Duh, to keep it fresh for later.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

oh right

does that keep it smelling fresher?

I wonder if there could be a newsletter challenge in here somewhere...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

It never smells fresh.

It always smells of wee.

I'm not keeping my wee in the fridge, before you start.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

I once kept a litre of piss in a bottle in my wardrobe for a year

it gew some marvellous crystals but I didn't have the guts to open it up for a sniff.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Why did you do it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

so you could take the piss?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

why the FUCK did you do that?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

yeah, but COLD piss?

and it tastes horrible re-heated!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Smells delightful though.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

To keep it cold obviously.

Dream ones can be the weirdest, this is my dream one.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Yes

...that definitely qualifies as weird.

(

Tunstall, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Arf!

to on

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Thats a rather sexy fridge

I should know, I have a smaller version in black by Smeg.

(

spaceage, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

bad pun dreams FTW!

ginormous click

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Very punny

(though it did make me laugh, I must admit)

(

Tunstall, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

From way back when...

Soz... Nice web design skills though...

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

First (image) Post

Go on, what is it?

(

Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

No, I 'think' you'll find that I'm Spartacus... and so is my wife.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Hey Hey TGA

Why were you nawty-stepped today?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I wasn't nawty stepped TODAY

it was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I know

but I liked the rhyme.

How about
Hey Hey TGA
How many times have you been asked today?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

to the tune of 16K?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Well yes

but it's also to the tune of the old Vietnam anti-war song.

"Hey Hey LBJ... how many kids did you kill today?"

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

I can't help feeling that you may have mushed your size 13 down on the rest of my innocence.

I didn't know that was a song before. :-( And I hum it sometimes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Well now you're more informed and more clever as a result.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

:-(

less innocent.

I don't think you appreciate how little I had of it to begin with....

was I right by the way? 13?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Not far off.

Somewhere between 12 and 13.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Haha!

That's another one for my list.

Do you know I once told a friend of mine exactly how long he was erect without ever having seen it?

I think that was a fluke though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

You can gaz me a guess if you want...

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Haha, I wouldn't dare!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

That

was cocking quick!

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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

sadly, it's an old problem, and the Doctor says nothing can be done for it :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Pffft

Noon Archie

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

Eye Judi Tree Pin USA?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

that's what I got too...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

me three..

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Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

EDIT: Mindpissed by TGA. I may as well ahve written mindpiss before I posted the first time...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

nice lurkage

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spaceage, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Thats how many times it took... do I fail?

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Not as much as me

I didn't get it at all

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

I may be new to posting on /board

but from what i read you seem to get it a lot! :)

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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Damn right too...

*offers*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Am I the board slut then?

Shit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

I wouldn't go that far

but many...

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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Not at all....

But like all female B3tans you have a bounteous choice before you, and make of it as you please.

That was a bit wordy wasn't it....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Fear not

sweet cheeks ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

Idenchsparpinstates!

roflz0rz!!!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

*bites hard on the arse*

ello

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

*jumps in air and goes OW!*

*turns round and GLOMPS*

lo mr broon!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Nicely!

I had to type it out before I got it... Duh!

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Heh heh.

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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Fnarrr!

That's what it is.
Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I dame spar tack us

erm

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

IDENCHSPARTACUSA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Is it Eyeballdamejudidenchtreeinacircledrawingpinamerica?

/obvious and waaaaaaaay too slow

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

I judyspar pinus

AICMFP

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

ummm...

eye,
'M',
spar,
pin,
Country of the chubbers?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

EYEDENCH!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

pfft!

beach boys?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Dench shoppiiiiin'

Dench shoppiiiin'

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

wasn't that a song by Kim Wilde?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

That Vista upgrade process in full

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha

It's true. So very true.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Saddly

I fave fallen for it's tart charms. I haven't actually bought it yet, but planning to.

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spaceage, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Do I need animated menus in my life?

Or shall I stick with XP?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Microsoft have

decided that, if you don't have animated menus in your life, then you're obsolete and you'll be
anihillated in the Great Microsoft Purge of 2014 where giant robotic Bill Gateses_{(patent pending)} will roam the
land destroying the nonbelievers with their Laser Eyes_{(patent pending)}

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The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

xp for the win

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

^this

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

I'm not upgrading

from win2k for the forseeable future.

I have found not one reason to so far...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Arf!

Looks a bit like my destop with the yahoo widgets.

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Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

That's not true

it also runs fuckabunchashituptoo.bat as a background process

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Hang on! You're not allowed

to know about batch files, you're a girl!

*spanks*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahahahahahaha

*starts conversation about VMs*

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Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

You were just trying

to get a spanking, weren't you?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

I'm an MCSE+I and all sorts

so tie me up with a length of cat5 and spank me harder!!!!!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

*dashes to the computer shop to buy some cat5*

*ties up*

*plays xbox 360 for a few hours*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

this^ plus hardware/software incompatiblity frustration.

also: the new search system is RUBBISH at finding stuff on a network.

/replacing 30 work PCs blog

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

I refuse to acknowledge vista at all.

I'm not paying hundreds just so my desktop can have a sexy new frock.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

But you pay hundreds so you can get a sexy new frock.

Your PC feels all unworthy and sad now.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

It shouldn't

it got a new wallpaper yesterday. It's all pretty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

I was thinking of useing good old windows 98 theme

I just use the chrome one at the moment.

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spaceage, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Haha!

Was watching this the other day.
It's like vista, except sexier.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

oooh more features

that I'll turn off after 5 minutes because they get in the way

tis pretty though

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

There's this thing that's just like vista but a lot better

It's called Mac OSX.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

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