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# LOLZ GOATZE
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(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# /links?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Not sure what the link would be
It's a flash ad imbedded in the top of the page. Need to be logged into hotmail I think.
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# yawn
details details
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
:P
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# /fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# QUICK BATMAN! TO THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hehe O,o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# captainsweddingdresscaptainsweddingdress
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hehehehe....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is ace, you're like my extra storage for when my head gets full.
My dress will be more dress-like, you understand. There's a corset involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Did someone say "corset"?
Tell us more!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It'll be a K Lamont original in green velvet.
think Arwen, now make her ginger and add tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Would you all excuse me for a few minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# don't use the cubicle on the left
very humid in there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
well done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# :D
Photos and/or vectors depending how busy vectory people are will be available soon after we've got back off the third honeymoon. If we have money for all three.

We want to do

Jersey, for the niceness
St Lucia, so manwife can introduce me to the family that can't make it over
and Antarctica, because I want to go to Antarctica, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not so good at visuallizing
Do you have any helpful photos or links?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Not really, it's not been made yet.
And I haven't got married yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# big boobs + corset
= oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Are you referring, perhaps, to the "Muffin Top" effect?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# The plan is to get manwife to fuck up his vows and fall over.
It's MY wedding day, I get to decide how funny it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'll crouch down behind him
You 'bump into' him with your portruding corseted goodies

Comedy Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yaaaay!
It's going to be lovely, I've got 4 best mates and:

one is making the dress
one is making the rings, and conducting the ceremony
one's a bridesmaid
one's the best man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# When does it all happen?
I wasn't aware you were to be wed - congrats to you and the future manwife!

Do we still get to lust after the good captain in our hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Of course.
And when we can afford it- we're working on getting married autumn/winter of next year. At Tutbury Castle, in Burton On Trent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's really great!
Now don't do like me and my lovely young bride did and get knocked up early. We ended up moving our wedding from our preferred autumn date to a chilly snowy January date (18 years ago this coming Sunday, in fact), and my mother in law insisted to her friends that our first-born was three months premature. At 8+ pounds? Yeah, right!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Ah, I don't think my mother in law would care.
I know my mum wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Then you have my blessing
now kiss my ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I said RING, not THING!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# All you need now is a fiancé
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah, that man I'm living with won't be pleased.
I think he fancies me. He keeps shagging me, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Just got back from Norway, where the only place I could afford a coffee was here. Now what that all about, eh?
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# forget norway
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# but it's not safe to go to Kenya right now!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Don't forget Poland!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# AMBOGAR?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Damn your pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ik kan se en cat or da.
Or something like that. I'm writing it phoenetically, obviously. Apparently it means 'I can see a cat over there' in Norweigan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# jeg kan se en katt der borte.
aa nei! katten angripe meg! han gnager paa ballene mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Norweigan girl LIED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# your one sounded german...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It was a Norweigan girl I met in Germany, so maybe.
She was nice.

I was not.

She liked it.

We'll leave it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ...
...

pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
Ah, to be 18 again....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# so,
was she a straight woman or a gay man?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Co-op?
lol! get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ambogar?


is that the new RIS?

.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# aombogar-ris?
Oh please tell me you meant a play on the word ambergris. If not then that's even more awesomely coinkidinkious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# +10
you're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *licks finger, touches bottom* tssssss
as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Damn.
Wish I'd thought of it, Cap'n. It's all you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# What an awesome feeling....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# bloody hell
MIND PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# casual racism yaay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# all white all white, calm down
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# SDEN?
I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# £6 for a pint in Norway.
men jeg forstaar ikke vitsen av posten din :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# How about a Deli deLuca?
They're on every goddamn street corner in Oslo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# AMBERGRIS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The BBC...
... Have launched a new digital channel so that they can spread their appeal to a wider audience.



(SpacedDJ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Don't forget Big Cock Little Cock...
They are always on CBoobies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Balawhorie?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies
always promises much more than it delivers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Dora the sexual explorer
*hopes mongy is about with his Dora pic*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# just like 'kirsties home video'
damn them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# presented by Michael Jackson???
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Late night in the Garden with the Tombleyboobs and Ickle Winkle
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# now? I've only just recovered
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Is sock around?... I took the liberty of basing my first vector ever on his joke


Click for bigger hand (19KB)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Pfffft
good joke!
And a nice stencil effect on your vector too.

GOOD WORK OVER ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# spray it on a wall
and sell it for 200k
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I only have bits of shitty cardboard
will they do?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ah, you suffer for your art
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I just read on the BBC
that a cereal packet will suffice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# fuck it
I'm going to try poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# like this?
b3ta.com/board/7960139
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall
sitting in a shitting stall
peeping under the gap
for a glimpse of Jamie Oliver's jap.

Edit: haha at Harriot btw.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I knew someone once
whose poetry was just banal commentary split into lines:

I went
to the shops and
got the paper
and when
I got back I watched
Grandstand

she had trouble finding a publisher
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ahaha
*brans*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ah the human (well just) clock
he has a big hand and a little hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# On the one hand, Jeremy Beadle has a massive cock
on the other hand, it's tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
momma always told me, that the old ones are beyst.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# haha very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# As soon as I rediscover my hummus

I'll stop posting boring vectors.
Until then, I'll hone my craft to a bleeding edge.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Leader of the Young Conservatives
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I don't think he'd be too impressed if you called him that
Or give you five pounds, either.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I don't care.
If he's not giving me money he can fuck right off. Him and Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# And the whole fucking lot of them politicians
They're all cunts.

All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# He's 28
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# are you insinuating that 28 is not young?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I've had boyfriends who were older than that when I was born.
*counts*

No, he was 27.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# +10
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Well, no
He's more 20 than I am
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I think I understand
/C for GCSE maths blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# excellent
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Thank you
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I like this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Why thank you
Appreciation is always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# He's beautiful
But he's one of my best mates
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YEAH!
now thats a proper haircut
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I said that
He keeps going on about cutting it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I don't have the guts to carry something like that off
or the job for that matter.
Maybe when I'm an established scientist/doctor though.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# tis v nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Thenk you much!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# nice
intriguing hair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It actually looks like that
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
#


Edit: And no, I'm not going to help on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# because you're worth it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *squints*
i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I didn't want to be the first to say it.
but ditto.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# TESCO VALUE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh I have no idea.
In other news, Captain isn't allowed a lunch break today as her clients are fucking retards and she has to sort out their mess yetafuckinggain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What did they do now?
*roles eyes
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# roles?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yes
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Fuckuppery of data for the heptogactomagnetobazillioncorinthiontrillionth time.
*head on desk*

Can someone please explain to me why people on over double my salary can't fill in a form that I've explained at least ten times?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# uh...
because they're dense?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I want a better reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I want, I want, I want!!
Don't you ever think about MY needs?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# All the time.
And then I think 'fuck it.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# pfft.
Well, you're nothing if honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Because I pay people to do that for me.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *cries*
If you pay more than 16K can I do it instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *hugs*
Fae, If I could, I would - you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :D
That I do, that I do. You lovely, lovely man.

Tell everyone in your office that a big chested lady pirate says you're lovely and they're all average at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *gets all misty-eyed*
Bless you, Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D
MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :)
I take it they work in Banks and other Finance places.
Those people are too stupid to fill in forms correctly too. They also go ape shit when their name is spelt wrongly.
Must have changed from what they filled in on the website via the naughty mail merge application.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nope. fraid not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# becuase they have to justify their salaries by telling you to do things.
even if its the same thing over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ives! Clean That Up!
I must have told you 100 times!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# That's terrible.
...
..
.

How many is a brazilian..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Many. That's all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *forgets everything else*
Help!
Who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Do the flags spell out the filename?
Thus implying something about the orientation of sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Right, so it's a Russian and a Chinese sailor...
There's a venn diagram of their flags...

"Whale meat a venn, don't know where, don't know venn"

I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha
you should get points for effort

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# If there was some trees
I'm sure I would be barking up the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Actually with the quality of your answer
the tree would fall on you for:
a) barking at it with intent
b) pity
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I think i'll leaf this brain teaser alone
somebody will get to the root of it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The writing says
ha-sho-tsu-ma-kyu, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# OK - The Cap'n is getting closer now.
G'wan.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Is it
"We're going to cheat at the Olympics"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
It bloody well should have been!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I may or may not have made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I KNEW IT!!!!
Not that i'm calling you a liar, little miss pants-on-fire
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ha-moo-kwa-la-tse-no-tye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Are you just reading the back of a chinese menu?
i'll have the cream of sum-yung-gai
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# moo-prong-kwatalam.
Oh hang on, that's Thai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh dear, I was waiting for *someone* to do that one...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You don't have to be communist to work here; but it helps.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# WTHAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Sorry, guv.
I'm having a bit of an 'odd' day.
I know I shouldn't inflict it on the board.

But I did anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Okay, but just explain this to me, one day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Full of Eastern promises promises?
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] crabby
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# SPANG
with a side order of WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# AUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# heh!
Sorry for TJ

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7191264.stm

The second picture in this article made me laugh. BBC is the new b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
"bum"

edit: since when were 'ob', 'xu' and 'fem' words?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Isn't that the best game of scrabble ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# voxels is a quality word

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# What the hell's an XD?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'm drawing a blank...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# It says "bum"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahaha OB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What sort of a word is 'XU'?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# same as QI
a nice high scorer

they better bloody not pull it!

it's the only reason I use FB
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ^this^ with bells on.
fancy a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# XU?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh god no.
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That deserves a

for audacity alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# aw
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Stand still and I'll spang you....STAND STILL BOY!
:))
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Gah!!!
In other news, there I was thinking Robbie William's albums were utterly useless www.nme.com/news/robbie-williams/33681
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# oh good god.... Hehehehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# For That, sir, you get a Paxman!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It should go in pride of place on your mantelpiece
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE HIM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] so just how wide is this page?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# just wide enough!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# not quite
just as well i used the smallest version.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# sausage elephant?
or some millipede with a deformity
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Have you heard the one about the elephant with 36 legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# MILLIPHANT!

ELEPEDE!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Lol
It takes 3 months to digest one meal

EDIT: He's so big his head's on earth and his bum's on mars!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oooh...
30 million mile heffalump!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] That's a whole lotta 'phant
BTW, further to someone mentioning it down there...

Very easy to make with Alien Skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Crab is an Alien!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Blingin'
As they say. WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oo vere nice
my chimney is 44' long
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# this is pretty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Craaab nebulaaaaaaaaaaaah!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Lovely!
Far better than I could possibly have done.

I was thinking about a doctor commenting on someone's extraterrestrial std's, but thought that would be a bit shit.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Then get alien skin
Really. 5 mins, 2 source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yes, I really do need to get some proper image editing software
although even if I had I sincerely doubt I could have put together anything this nice.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Is it the African or Asian elephants that have 36 legs?
I can never remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Afro-Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nah!
you're thinking of the antartic elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That's it!
How's you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i'm not too bad me old mucker!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# * sigh *
To summarize, the Pinewood Derby car I built myself for the Scouts' races this weekend looks a lot better than my new used truck does after my lovely young bride smacked it with her behemoth of a vehicle last night.

Other than that, I'm great.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh shite!
that didn't take long,
who's fault was it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hers really.
She backed into it without looking. It looks a lot worse than it is. In the scheme of things, the engine is fine, the lights are fine, the hood is pushed in maybe 1/4" but the latches still hold...

So really, just the grille needs replacing. And I may get lucky and find one at the boneyard.

My vehicles

On the other hand, I like my chances for raceday Saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ouch!
is that radio controlled or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# No, it's a 4-cylinder gas engine I control from the driver's seat.
Oh, you mean the model? No, that's just gravity-driven down a ramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# antarctic
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *slips*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ouch!!
take it easy!!
i don't go until 4.30!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# genetically modified african
they're bred specifically to cater for the safari market, you only need two or three per game park to keep all of the tourists/bbc film crews happy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# So they're basically the limousines of the Serengeti Plains?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# but which contains the True Stomach?
/geeky nerd (yet failed) blog
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I'd hate to give him his pedicure

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# If it was young, would that be a Paedocure?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'll give you a paedocure in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# / is clumsy on purpose
la la la!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *cures*

*in the FUCK*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# / wimpers
/ curls up in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# There there

all better now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Where's my lollipop?
Give me my lollipop or I go straight to mommy!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I bet you can hear the parps
in another country.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Celebropedia - Clement Freud
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
good old shane!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *prepares nutrient agar gel*
Science at its most well drawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I've got some sachets of agar mix from the 80s.
Do we reckon they'll still be alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# We can try
But don't blame me if our batch of Freuds have appalling fashion sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Find yourself some spores from the 80s and I think they'll be okay.
They're probably like Sea Monkeys and stay hibernated for aeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hopefully it should horribly mutate what ever you put on it
and you can have your own mutant army!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# This is not a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yay!!
i win!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# FEKKIN SPORE
I'll have a P please, Mr Bob Wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Is that a Freudian slip?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You fucking wish.
Actually, I've already been for a wee 4 times today. This would be odd if it weren't for the 8 cups of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# 8 cups and your fingers are still hitting the right keys?
I'm impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh I can go WAAAAAY beyond 8.
I live on coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I give up caffienated beverages as of Ash Wednesday (for Lent)
If I got up to where you are, it'd make me a miserable SOB to everyone (including myself) for the whole 40 days and nights. It's bad enough as it is, believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# "a dirt"
Mwahahahahaaaaah!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hmmm
oh yes...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
I was storing mine in a light dry place (on the window ledge in the kitchen). No wonder I had no success.
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm gonna print this out
and attach into stuff in the garden centre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That
would be brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice to see your work back on the board, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Please provide further useful information along the same lines
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I
intend to...when I think of them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# SPORES!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I must
admit you did cross my mind when the idea struck me.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'm doing good
just got Kallus Jr Mk2 to sleep and I am now getting covered in ink and paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# oh and
where's me comic?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I've just been
paid, so it'll go out this week.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# don't make me
set paypal on you... ;)
eeeeee the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Been/done/found? *looks in the closet* says nothing...
(IAmTheMoon, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
bliminiy
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Lovely work there, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# lol check out my minge
that's a great sig right there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Sorry.
You're going to have to point to the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# possibly
a fast show reference with the 'you ain't seen me, right' bloke
although i am not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Even so
it's 100% hummus free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# worse
it's a little britain reference

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# You're not from around here, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# LOL2007
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
#
right-o.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# OH MY GOD! HAVE YOU SEEN TODAYS PAPER?
ANOTHER GIRL HAS GONE MISSING!



What about the other thousands between Maddie and this one Mr Newspaper man?
Who the fuck picks what to report and what not to? that's what I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The people that buy the papers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# People buy them?
I thought they were left in piles in shops for people to glance at while they're buying a Mint Aero
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^ this
/replace 'Mint aero' with 'twirl'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Slow news day
Plus cute blonde caucasian kid, mysterious circumstances, "respectable" professional parents who make a big fuss, and the opportunity for tabloidish moral outrage over paedophiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# A little black boy went missing at the same time as Madeline.
But then he's not blonde and white, and the child of two rich people, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Nobody wants to read about that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Isn't it still one kid goes missing every 5 minutes in this country?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Something like that.
I'm just going to keep mine on the umbilicus till they're 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# chains round their necks, it's the only way
that and surgically attaching bells to each of their limbs so that you know when they've moved without you seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You're choc-full of good ideas.
You're like a picnic bar of possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Someone should really keep an eye on that one kid
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Gary Coleman will show up safe and well.
I know he will!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# What you talkin
about, Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# A committee of Media Moguls who strive to control our very thoughts are the ones who decide.
FEAR THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Click my filename you RISsers!


Dedicated to the Bearded Whumpus' and Bilobarneybobs' exchange below.

EDIT: I'm rubbish - I know that, but Judas Priest I've just watched this and sincerely apologise - it's quicker and dirtier than your mum, and I can't edit as I've closed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I'm getting some serious retinal burn off that lettering.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# You're welcome!
It's the .gif that keeps on giving (see what I did there?)!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Heh!
While we're here...



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# This is a Win
Click click and click

can this be FP'd ?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# crab-ne bueller instead of ferris bueller?
That's some serious play on words there, buster.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I feel proud now
just like some sort of strange gif-inducing parent.

Nice joke, by the way.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *Office LOL*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# You are Woody Allen
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] An utterly shite effort due to being to restricted to paint at work


Good god, that looks even worse than I originally thought. Oh well, it took all of ten minutes to do in my lunch break, so I may as well stick it up.

Edit: Come to think of it, I probably shold have blamed its crapness on compression rather than my own incompitence. Live and learn, I suppose.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Crab Nebula?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I was going to do something with that
but never got round to working out a joke for it.

Try the filename. Admittidly, I could have picked a better picture to stick the crabs on, which would have made things clearer, but never mind.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I am amused
that you're so unimpressed you haven't even taken the piss.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Dont use paint then.
Use www.splashup.com (horse free)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# What's that?
I can't really play while at work. I did download GIMP at home, although haven't got round to playing with it to work out how it works. Is splashup something similar?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It's just an image editing we app.
..runs in the browser you see like a shiny new pair of Brogues.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Oh god...that's...
...really quite tenuous. I approve.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# PLEASE let Scarlet get hold of it and "upgrade" it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# He should use real missiles, you know
like the one in the cellar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# WOO!
nice.

what happened to kats new year, did she wake up?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Death!
By tiny little rockets.
(oddball walking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hah hah....ah hah hah......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

*owns one*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# needs more camera
so it can be controlled from your desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this^
/still wants one anyway
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Needs more anthrax and dirty needles
so it can be considered an actual threat by workmates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# AIDS by TINY MISSILES ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Have you had a go at those ones with bellows?
You stamp on the bellow and they go like 100m or something. Nearly had someones eye out in the office.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It's all fun & games...
yada yada yada
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# you should throw tarantulas or mice at them.
that's what they do where i work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Crazy Belgians and their animal cruelty ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# well, we don't actually throw them.
just put them in someone else's shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I bought one of those.
It's a rip off - you have to supply your own plutonium!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Or get some from Libyan terrorists
by promising to build a bomb for them.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I like Sequential Art
but I'm sure that one day someone will have a go at you for copying and pasting frames...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# He should of made a Trebuchet


from www.instructables.com/id/The-Office-supplies-trebuchet/

(has been posted on links board ages ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# "Should have"
...but all pedantry aside, trebuchets are way cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It's not pedantry.
Using a preposition in a verbal phrase makes no sense what so ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# "whatsoever"
/ gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# that's more of a jacket than a coat...
/pets goat
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# o_O
/ bets stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# O_O
Eats goat and stoat.

Steams Moat.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Have.
Should have.

Have have have.


Have.



(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ;-)
have
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# present tense of "had"...?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# You win this bit of fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# / adds to lint collection
Thank you, Ms Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I read that as bong flms :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Im in ur pance...
...itching ur poobes.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# What a happy little fellow.
Perhaps I'll put off that treatment after all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Eh eh eh eh!
He dance in your pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Why, I say, 'tis the world famous Doctor When.
Good sir, you appear to be in marvellous fettle.

Also, the young rabscallion from the post office did deliver a missive to myself this very morn, and a parcel for your good self- I have not taken the liberty of opening it, but it appears to be containing quite an obscene quantity of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Stop talking nonce-sense!
...and come to my party woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I'm seeing what I can do.
I've got no money, and hotels are expensive as are trains, so I'm seeing what I have to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *offers self*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You get an Esler for use of the word 'Rabscallion'
Even though it should be 'Rapscallion'


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Should it?
Ooooh, sorry, I always thought it was Rab. Like..... C Nesbitt.

SHEE YU JEMMEH.

;-) Thank you for my Esler. I shall treasure him always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Eslers *are* to be treasured.
So, even more points to you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# He looks so cute
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I approve of your crabs
They get my highest quality seal of approval.

See?
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# 1 of 5
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# That's rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *Awaits the other 4*
I'm liking the style!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Needs a CFB
it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
cfb
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# nice paper texture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# thanks, it took me ages to get that bit right.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# yerrrrr
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# reminds me of eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
and a little bit of that "powers of ten" video
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Lovely picture
It is pure poetry.

click.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Horberts!

Click here for bigger teats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# YAY!
edit: just realized you did the new mr. magic tea fingers. STUFF OF LEGENDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Thanks!
It took ages, but we got there in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# That really looks a bit creepy to me....
Out of curiosity, what sound to Horberts make?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hoork!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
It's-a me, Mario Herbert!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hehe

That looks like a ZX Spectrum game.
(I'd buy it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Just for you and your lovely woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hah ha ha
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That is so many kinds of ace that I lost count
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Yay!
that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hey, my teats are are still the same size! I want a refund!
A question: Is that Horbert in the background launching himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# They can leap for fruits
and danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfect.... A few ales and a game of crabbage!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaahah!
that tickles me so
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# the guy on the right
looks like his head's been cracked open with an egg spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I thought it's just a bad rug...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
The last game of cribbage I played was with DTH.
I was dealt an extremely good hand 3 fives and a Jack and a Jack was turned up.
DTH decided he didn't want to play cribbage anymore :)
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
nice to see
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I fucking love cribbage, me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I am so sad I printed the screen
I've just checked it. I was dealt 3 fives and a ten and a five was turned up \\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha!!
crabs are better then sharks i guess!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# pfft!
though I prefer euchre

TJ : navkeys has stopped working on Firefox for me. Anyone know why?
edit : ah, the access key in config has been reset. Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] As the end of the war draws closer, let us never forget

CFB
(You may recognise some of the attended veterans)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Elephants NEVER forget.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Yes they do
that's an urban myth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# elephants arent even real!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# damn that attenbourgh and his practical jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# What challenge are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# No
Thith ith an urban myth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# in what way?
EDIT: fuck.......*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It was Jack Lemmon in that skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Haha
Jack Lemmon! I'd forgotten all about him. I might make a vector of him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I've never understood that picture.
The wind is blowing up her dress, but her left hand is going up to her ear. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# "Phwoor! SHOW US YOUR KNICKERS, GAL!"
"What??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# HAHA
and your sig is almost a Batman quote I think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Yep - Jack Nicholson and his strangely split lips :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Heath Ledger is going to completely *take* that role in the new film...
/looking forward to the Dark Knight blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# that's where the control for the air pump is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# It's a gang sign.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Gang talk:
boo boop pe doo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# GOLDIGGAZ 4 LYFE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# AN DETH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# they do if you give them enough electroshock therapy


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# or ply them with booze and roofies
they feel unclean and realise there is some creampie action in their panties but the evening is a haze
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# how comes i never get a birthday card from any of them then
despite my painstaking work in africa stopping pochers, eh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# because they're miserable bastards?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I celebrate jesuses birthday every year,
and he never fucking turns up to my party.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# They're waiting for someone
to stick a pencil in one nostril so they can write it with their trunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# to the stationary shop
then onto the zoo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# those crabs have no respect!
send the blighters home!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehe :)

that meerkat at the front looks shifty :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# He looks like a ninja meerkat
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yes
I for one will be keeping an eye on him
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
#
He's a US Meerine.
They stayed out of the conflict - no oil or tasty grubs involved.

The one in the blue beret is from the UN Ferret Taskforce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Pfft!
2008 shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# a minor point...
*begins pickiness*

2007? does that mean the compo is real news footage posted retrospectively?!?!?

*ends pickiness*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *fixes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 2009?
edit: OK, on the CFB I see it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ...

this is well late
(looby, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# But well great!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Seams a brave attempt :D
edit: Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, shop a priest
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Also,
Welcome to B3ta.

You'll hate it here, we are all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ive been called a cunt more than once
usually by people with good judge of character
(looby, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# needs more spikes
i like it tho!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave!...bla bla bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# long time observer first time poster.
work has lost its appeal, this seems more interesting
(looby, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# haha
b3ta is infinitely better than work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# fact :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Nonsense.

I left ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you might go away but you always come back...you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# unless you're a panda
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# but they're cunts


splitters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# True
I tried a hufty stropoff last week, but came slinking back with elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Was it a king-sized pout and flounce?
I love those :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hello :)
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Nicely...
Please accept this Gavin Esler by way of welcome:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I hope you've got enough for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh yes, yes indeed.
*points at massive Esler-Vault facility*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I now regret asking.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Mwahahahahahaha!
*maniacal laughter to fade*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# have you got a licence for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yep, TGA scammed it though the local council.
Brown envelope stuffed with fivers, it's amazing what you can get sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# well come to b3ta
please settle in, have a look around and decide which clique suits you best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Tell you what
why don't you name them here. I've been around for a while and I STILL don't know what the fuck the clique thing is about.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Whoa...
hold on; it's me, you, and flowerpot. We're the "don't know what the clique thing is about" clique.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# :D
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Badges!
We must have badges!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# it was a complaint email to rob
about b3ta just being cliques, do you not recall?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Fuck it, no. I bet that was good.
Linky? I assume it was posted?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# oh god you are asking the wrong person to find stuff
i can barely find my own arse with both hands, it was funny tho, particually as it went on to name loads of b3tan they liked and nearly all drew stuff and didn't photo shop, like a vector clique, it spawned this clique stuff LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# So basically mongy
you're in the clique that remembers the email about the cliques, and you're excluding me. I see how it is.
Seriously if anyone has a linky, I'd really like to see it... although it does actually sound familiar and I'm starting to suspect I may have already seen it and forgotten it by reason of forgetfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# i have a clique of one, it's me and myself and i
www.b3ta.com/board/7027277
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yay, now i'm starting i can find old posts clique
i like old posts by tedmus, fnord, mysterybob, the rest of you a fucking trolls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha you fucking star
thanks for finding that. Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# good times, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh yes
Now I vaguely remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

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