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i made this for my sex-uncle's birthday

(deathbyfeedback, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:00, archived)

You have no idea how accurate your username is about to be

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 28 May 2008, 19:02, archived)

^^lol this

with spades :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

I would like to know more about the goodness of Okami.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

It's released on the Wii on June 13th in Europe

Alternatively (and this is how I know),it's on PS2 now. Hold on a sec...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 28 May 2008, 19:09, archived)

Ah..I sold my Wii..

No, I just meant, why do people rave about it. I've not played it, I was curious.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

...and here we go:

www.b3ta.com/board/8386690#post8386748

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 28 May 2008, 19:12, archived)

Hmm, I enjoy reading this..mit ma mind.

Yes, Clover, berry good.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:15, archived)

This is awesome

On many, many levels

(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

Ah! This week's image challenge has arrived...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:04, archived)

bet he's glad he's not your dad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

You spilled something . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:05, archived)

I actually love this.

*click*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

I hope he thinks

that you are exactly what I think you are.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

which

am?

(deathbyfeedback, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

This is the best thing that happened to me today.

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Shlvng, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

Warning : Silly mood

Time to go cook a pizza!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

I find this image to be OVER THE LINE!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:56, archived)

Shut the fuck up Donny!

One of the best films ever. (Though I prefer The Hudsucker Proxy)

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 28 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

"Where's da money Lebowski!!???!?"

*pisses on rug*

I bought the collector's DVD from Tescos for £3...what a fucking injustice.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

Strike?

Make it so.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

Tastes like skin stew . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:01, archived)

spielberg: george. GEORGE. listen to me..

if you're insistent on wasting the entire CGI budget on the last 5 mins then you're going to have to compromise

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:37, archived)

I do hope that's not a spoiler

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

^this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

which bit?

i was careful to word it so as to not mention what the last 5 mins was about?

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

but i've heard things before

About CGI and gohphers!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

oh it's such a minefield

this place was full of talk about it yesterday..

what's a guy supposed to do?

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

It's like Caddyshack III

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:48, archived)

I hope it's better than that!

(If they made a third)

Ning Archie. You still Londoning this weekend?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

I certainly am, and you'll enjoy Indy, it was great escapist fun

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:52, archived)

I love "No-brainers"

Forget awards just entertain me for a couple of hours.

Also: Just heard about Dixon. :(
Hope he gets well in time.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:56, archived)

it's a hoot, well worth catching at the flicks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

very pointless

i'd rather they spent the corresponding budget portion on a BIG EXPLOSION. MORE TNT!!!!

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:54, archived)

But surely TNT would be more expensive

than CGI.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

even if it's only a

lickle bit?

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:59, archived)

It depends on the size of said explosion.

You said 'BIG EXPLOSION' which i take as being bigger than a 'big explsion'

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:01, archived)

/magic thought

a small explosion filmed really close up, to make it seem MAHUSIVE! the old school technique, i'd imagine

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:11, archived)

he is a daddy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:44, archived)

If that's a spoiler than you never will be. :p

I'm seeing it on monday...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

i'm sure he meant me.

cos i am.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:52, archived)

Hahaha!

Layer --> Matting --> Defringe

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

Needs more water . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:03, archived)

it needs more skill is what it needs

sadly i have but ms paint and a crap idea that has annoyed those who haven't seen it.

hey ho

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

I like it . . .

it just makes me thirsty . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:08, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

he is demanding an egg fried rice

and some steamed pork

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:24, archived)

That's not very kosher

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:26, archived)

He never could quite get the hang of the kosher lifestyle

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

little known fact:

all of disco was actually written by Hitler

woo! yay! houpla!
*click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

Lies, Lenin and Stalin invented disco.

Proof - www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouiwuMrBLA

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:30, archived)

Haha!

My first .gif anim,

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

Ordering out . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:31, archived)

i though

he'd wet himself at first, then it animated :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:34, archived)

Tht's really rather ace.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

this^

so wins.

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:58, archived)

Been watching alot of this lately

Apologies for shitness - its my first go at anything like this
^{And I couldnt get rid of the blank frame for some reason or another}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

I don't like that shifty red fella.

He must be the prime suspect

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:25, archived)

I think he must have been someones number 2

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/2043397/Beryl-Cook.html

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:18, archived)

bLIMEy!

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

Nice touch

and great artist

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

yeah she was

i live a few miles from The Dolphin.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

lovely part of the world

we have bought soooo many of her cards over the years

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:25, archived)

Friends of my parents have loads of originals from years ago

i bet they've just tripled in value.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:26, archived)

RIP Beryl

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raevloek the Mollusk, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:28, archived)

That is a STOLEN bicycle.

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

Of course

it is also shopped.

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raevloek the Mollusk, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:30, archived)

randy jackson. dog. you da bomb etc

it's all he ever says

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:00, archived)

The Brandenberg side gate

Since we're doing Germans!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

German time eh?

*ponders doing leim image*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:13, archived)

I think you should.........

it is your duty as a citizen of B3TA!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

fuck that, man, I can't squeeze out any more lime gags

I'm plum limed out

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:18, archived)

Squeeze a lime - I take it that was a gag as well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:21, archived)

yes

quite

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:26, archived)

i'm soooo sorry...

and now i'm off to see public enemy...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:22, archived)

what a happy hitler lime

adios
:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

Charlie Chaplin?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:23, archived)

your going to see public enemy?

*envies*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

Lol warning signs

Click for bigger (67KB)

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:58, archived)

Made me laugh

more than it should have!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:00, archived)

this took way longer to make than it should have

i dont know how to use that damn photoshop.
Just let me copy that damn layer!

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

Alas, very this.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

O Hai Voltage...O Hai Voltage...O Hai Voltage

ROCK AND ROLL.......

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

Hahahaha

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:03, archived)

oh hai2u too

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:08, archived)

Has this bindun?

Randy Jackson + Britney Spears = Randy Spears, NSFW?

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raevloek the Mollusk, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

**fwaps!**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

bokes

then fwaps.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:55, archived)

**spooges in boke**

aahhhhhh much better

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:58, archived)

>.<

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:55, archived)

Nobody move!

You're all under arrest.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

*calls the cops*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

What have you done with Manic, baldmonkey

give us your demands! ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

money!

and ~~women~~ stick figures wearing nappies!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

...

*Fwaps*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

A bad guy's work is never done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

very nice

is Darling the suave cunt with the gold face?

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mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

don't call me darling

and my face is normal colour.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

sorry, shirley.

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mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

haha

normal for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

and Tommy Sherridan

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

get fucked

I've not got a soap dodger tan thank you very much. I'm proper scottish, pale as fuck, except for my arms.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Hahaha

ming!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

Who knew? Cross Brown with Ming

and you get Tim Curry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

*eats Aphex with naan*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

Shit, you've lost me.

I get the naan bit. Aphex?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

haha

Aphex would get it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Well I'll ask him then, Dr Cryptic.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

Dr Cryptic I presume

AICMFP

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

He gives me the fear

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

it's the dirty, dirty smile

/relurks

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

He just generally makes me feel uneasy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

Brown, Ming, Curry or Broon?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

e) All of the above

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

Nah, Tim Curry's not scary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

I always confuse Tim Curry with Time Rice

and Tim Naan.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

what about that toff

Sir Timothy Onion-Bhaji?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Tim Popadom

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

Tim Curry is sexy

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

Only in ladyknickers.

And that's one of the few times I'll go for a man looking less than totally masculine.

Right, goodbye internet chums.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

bubbye

woman.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

^this with fishnets on

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

Pardon me here.

But Tim Curry's nice.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

Pardon me here

Is that the Chatanooga choo choo?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Look into my eye...

If Gordon Brown ended his next speech with 'Shag it!' I would totally vote for him

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

schming

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

I think he'd look like some kind of badass evil overlord with a goatie

I should suggest that at the number 10 website :D

and then I'll be monitored for the rest of my life as some kind of nut

so I won't

fuck that, man

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

hahaha

they'll be monitoring b3ta. Everytime someone types number 10, the are scanned, traced and followed.

When you least expect it, the bundle you into a car and take you to a field, where they throw ID cards at your face until you bleed a little, then they let you go. With train fare, might I add, which is fucking useless.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

ah they probably listen in already

some of the conversations I've had have been.. heh and also completely legal :D

Though I have to say, you don't half get funny looks of passers by when you talk about the legality of storing firearms and explosives in a council house on the mobile :D

nosey twats, get your own conversation! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:06, archived)

Andrew Lloyd Webber?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Other finger . . . pink eye !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

Needs a pinch more Max Von Sydow.

But then don't we all need to pinch him.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)

he looooves to mingle

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

Say what you like about Adolf

the birds still loved him

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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

*end of working day lols*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

see

I knew smoking pot leads to stronger substances!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

Hah, not in the slightest.

I've done heroin, cocaine, acid... lots of etcs there, but the point is I've done, stopped and now only smoke the weed.

I'm not proud of the above, I'm just illustrating a point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

drugs are bad m'kay

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

Some of them, depending on what you do with them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

i don't like taking drugs

even if they do stop me from dying sometimes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Well don't then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

don't die or don't take drugs?

i don't take drugs, i'd rather be alive
only drug worth taking is adrenaline and they don't do that yet do they?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Don't take drugs if you don't want to.

Nobody's saying you should. No skin off my nose what you do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

like what you like

enjoy what you enjoy
and don't take crap from nobody

/robert anton wilson

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clorey mcnuggety, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)

yea i'm not saying you not to take em

i'm just saying they are bad but you carry on
its your life - who cares what i think? eh :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

Sorry, but I don't consider marijuana to be bad.

Quite the opposite in fact, but there you go. Different strokes for different folks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

indeed

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

I once had too much sherbert dib dab

....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

You rebel.

I love sherbert, haven't had it in years. I might buy a dib dab later.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

yeah - I had too much because of all the Special K and MDMA

I was on at the time.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

I've never mixed the two.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

I chose them

becaue they rhyme

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

last one i had didn't have a stick in it :(

i was displeased

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Be prepared for the effect of inflation on the price...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

is sherbert made of rice too?

... fucking everything's made of rice nowadays... bloody Russians.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

Annnd

You don't get half as much sherbet as you used to...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

explains the syphilis

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

I think I'll for ever think of Hitler like this now.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

That is super

Woo-too-yoo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

Hitler had an interest in Falconry.

FACT!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

Hahaha

No glove/gauntlet type thing?

Ouch!

& woo.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I've been having fun with Prince William's wikipedia entry

Please help me, like-minded b3tards...

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Prince_William_of_Wales&action=edit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

Just like Liberace, then...

original

Woo!

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..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

that's so gay

...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Twinkle Toes

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Percher . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

harrharrharr!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

Early bird . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

KATCHEZ ZEE WURM!

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

This is how wars should be fought!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

YES :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

I can't decide:

What should I watch?
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
Sleepy Hollow
Beetlejuice

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Beetlejuice everytime

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

Football or Britains Got Talent (less twats)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

turn the tv off

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

and then burn it

just in case

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

Beetlejuice......

No question.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

Sleepy Hollow

One of the best films ever

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Well all three are stuck in Sky+

I just wanted to know which to watch first.
Looks like Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow and then Indiana Jones

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

I was thinking it'd be Beetlejuice, yes.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

Indiana moans and the temple of womb

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

NICE FUCKING MODEL!

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mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

HONK HONK

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

the dude with the wee heed is my favourite.

www.conecultachiapas.gob.mx/noticias/imagenes/982006_0914_beetlejuice294.jpg

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mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

Hahahah

I vaguely recall, but I haven't seen it in years.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

Sleepy

Hollow.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

Ok, final count:

Beetlejuice: 3 votes
Sleepy Hollow: 2 votes
Indy: 1 vote

By everyone, I'm off to make popcorn

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

porn

then wank

WINNER

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

sweetie

further to your earlier rantette, i think the dutch have a tory government, i may be wrong of course but i think their christian democrats are conservative. are they still in power.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

Christ! They must be the laziest conservative christians ever.

"Shall we go to the commons meeting?"
"Nah, just put some porn on instead."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

Oh I have no idea about their political system

I only know that I have a lovely time there.

I think if I was going to move to another country it would most likely be Canada or Holland- I'm not basing this on their politics, but purely on the people and where I would feel comfortable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

i've already looked into moving to canada

lots of red tape!
edit : does the queen still own it? or did she give it back like every other useful thing she ever owned?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

no canada is still british

apart from the french bit, but that's crap anyway.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

Like I'd move to the French bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Why not?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

My French isn't as good as it used to be

plus I have found the vast majority of French people that I've met to be incredibly rude. Whereas I can just about deal with it occasionally, to live within it constantly would be a chore with only one inevitable consequence- I would at some point get very angry, have a right go at everyone and then they'd be French AND in a mood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

what are they gonna do?

they'll just shrug then surrender

then sit outside of a cafe, smoking a cigar, reading provocative literature, tutting to themselves into the hours of darkness, as the rain begins to fall.

While a poor bandoneon player emits a lament of hate, in the distance.

Next week, I'll talk about Germany, be prepared for huge pots containing brown fluid and sausage and large chaps in incomprehensible trousers

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Hooray for mild racism! \o/

/Hopes that's random quote blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

racism!

pft

Je vais maintenant aller à mon oncle de la ferme

J'y croître courgettes et s'engager dans un voyage de découverte incompréhensible auto

after first having a cup of coffee and a smoke

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

DOMO ARIGATO

Mr. Roboto

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

Pretentious?

Watashiwa?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

The older I get the more I love the French...

in a similar way to how I find I actually like Prince Phillip more and more the older I get (and the more I meet him)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

I'm sure they're lovely

I just have had the misfortune to meet the completely wanky ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

I've had the same problem

with people from Dublin.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Durty Dubbers...

I have a similar feeling about the Northern Irish, some of my best friends are Norn Oirish, as are some of the people I despise most in the world (who I've met)...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

The probable conclusion is

Some people from some places suck, other people from those places are nice.

SCIENCE!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

indeed

"... it ain't where you're from / it's where you're at..."

/IcouldquoteRakimbutwhywouldI?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

you've met phil the greek

who appears not be greek at all.
i saw that thing on telly the other week i really wanted him to let loose a bit more, i think he's a great old fella, not that i really know him of course but i like characters like him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

I say 'met'

he's Chancellor of the University an I've been at a few of the same things as him and been introduced to him once... and not for very long (*is lowly*)

despite my mother staunch republicanism, I thought he was an exceedingly rum sort and has a very very sharp sense of humour.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

that's good enough for me

you are a royal, is it true kate sorry i mean catherine shaves her bits?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

I'm afraid I don't follow you

..?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

if you have everything, you don't need to be concerned with the minor tribulations in life

like, bills and shit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I was thinking more of moving to Germany myself, for no other reason that I speak German and would probably find German people less annoying.

I don't quote unquote think there is anything happening to this country, civilisation is in constant flux and change and anyone who thinks that there is some set value of Englishness is just kidding themselves. Change makes fools of us all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

hmm germany...

hmm *rubs chin*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

I would move to Germany

but I don't think it'd be the best of ideas. I would become fat with schnitzel, frikadellen and beer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

I don't drink and dislike german sausages, so that works out fairly well for me.

I'm only going to buy a house with a basement and turn it into a underground complex of evil anyway, land is just cheaper in Germany.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

What kind of evil?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

The good kind.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

Don't raise my hopes again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Why not?

It's incredibly amusing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Yeah, right. Like you laugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

I do laugh.

Sometimes even at jokes instead of other people's suffering.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

Are you confusing laughing with sneering?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)

I don't think so.

Laughing is where you open your mouth and emit a fluctuating vowel sound, whereas sneering is just where you have a long nose and are made out of pink felt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:45, archived)

Canada is ace.

I have family there and so very nearly moved there a couple of times ( as did my father. I might have moved as a 15 year old and never met you )

I have had 3 month stints in London, Toronto and Sarnia.

The French bit is foul.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Do they have French toilets in the French bit?

That's another reason for me not to move there if they do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

French toilets?

oh, you mean trees and lampposts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

I mean the holes in the floor.

Like the ones I had to use in fucking India.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

No it's quite civilised

except they talk like they have a mouth full of dirt.

I've done a fair bit of squatting over holes in Greece. It's not good.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

It's bloody not.

I have painful knees as it is. And the unfortunate problem of being able to get into a crouching position perfectly fine, but being totally unable to straighten myself back up from there though. I have to have help.

and....well, no. Just...no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

No, I mean that

Vancouver and Quebec is quite civilised. Squatting over a metal pan is not, especially when they have places to put your feet. I can't begin to think of all the unwashed, before me, pissing on their feet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I knew what you meant, toots.

Toilets should only get MORE comfy as you travel the world, not less.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

I realised after I typed

that I had not followed the syntax of our discourse. That's because I'm a bit pissed now. Time to open photoshop and order chinese ( not through photoshop, don't try that ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

I'm not even slightly pissed.

Although soon I shall go home and get stoned. For a change.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

you need new bumper dumper!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

so why do i need a passport to go there?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

because immigration departments have a great sense of humour*

*may be absolute lies

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

My sister

is already there.. in the heart of the rocky mountains.. the swine!

plus the jammy slag has nabbed herself a job as a hotel manager..

also.. you can go for 6 months with out needing a visa.. obviously you'll need a working visa. but they generally don't ask to actually see it. My sister despite the fact that she's been there 3 months hasn't had one.. But she had an easier time getting in has aher b/f has canadian hereditary..and is related to peter faulk!

x

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

apparently i've got relations out there...

or in america - can i get away with that?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

that sounds good to me

i have a hankering to bugger off to sri lanka or similar, if only they'd stop trying to blow each other up. i want to live somewhere where wearing more than a metre of cloth and a pair of flip flops is considered being over dressed.
maybe one day.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

How about Easter Island?

You'd get to look at those lovely heads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

that also sounds splendid

i'd be a buddhist monk if it wasn't for all the chanting and other 'religious' stuff. i don't do chanting or religion.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

There was a Buddhist monk on telly yesterday

and he was a complete lovely. Really funny, very sweet. I love Buddhists, they all seem to be really gentle people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

i saw him too

bless him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Did you want to cuddle him as well?

I'd say that I wished that everyone could be like that, but I think then it'd make people like him much less special.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Me wanna go live Boulder, Colorado.

It's ACE.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Isn't that where Mindy is?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

^this is the only fact i know about boulder

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:59, archived)

Holland is def the country

with the governmental attitude closest to my own

But i love England

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

So do I.

I adore England. But I hate a lot of what's happening to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Pull my trigger finger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

boys and their toys

i bet thats how it all started!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

haha

Slight TJ: can anyone recomend a free animation software that is simple to use - got an idea during revision

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

Try googling Swish

and find a cracked version.

Or does GIMP do .gif anims?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I dunno i got gimp

but how would you anims
Just do several layers each with a different frame on it and save as gif?

/is a bit of a tard blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Errrm...

Yeah, something like that I'd say.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

AFTERNOON.

you alright?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

aw fuck,

now I've seen you almost naked, everything I say to you sounds like flirting :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

isnt it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

haha

Revision central :(
Exam fridae need to learn shit - apart from that
all fine and dandy ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

What's the exam?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

Oil and gas utilisation

And ive also got:
Chemical Reaction engineering
Crystalline science
Microbial growth and structure
Transport Processes
And
Engineering management and economics

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Awesome. Good luck with 'em.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

GIMP does animations

Christ. The formatting died. Have an edit.

OK. Compose your frame in an image. Go to Edit-Copy Visible, Paste as New. In the new picture that pops up go to Layer-New Layer.

Compose next frame, copy visible, then paste into the new picture as a new layer.

Rinse and repeat for all frames, save XCF file. (You can preview the animation with Filter-Animation.)

Then go to Mode-Indexed and set up your colours. If you don't do this yourself GIMP shafts them. Then Filter-Optimise for GIF, then in the new window which pops up go to FilterAnimation to view it. Then save as GIF, make sure to check "Save as animation". You can fiddle with the timings between frames afterwards -- that's in the Dialogs-Layers option. It's a pain to do it that way but I don't know a better way.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

Ok - I think i get that

after about four reads
Ill have a go - its probably gonna lack hummus, but anything to avoid looking at oil and gas utilisation as its boring me to hell

Ta

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

Yeah it wasn't very clear, sorry

sorrybut hope it's of some help. I found GIMP took a while to get used to animating with but when you do get used to it it's not too bad.

this isn't the smoothest or best animation i've done but it's not too bad. it does show a few defects because i didn't set up the colours properly or clean up my frames enough though....

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

I see nothing wrong with that

Everyone loves windmill kitties :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I certainly do :)

(but take a look in the sky on the right -- there's the imprint of the blade from the first frame on every subsequent frame.) Also I got lazy and didn't put in enough frames to smooth it out, so he looks like he's belting round. But that's more my fault than the software's.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

Bah

All I want to do is a really crap one more with just stills leading up to a terrible punchline - hopefully wont be too hard

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

This was my first attempt

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Meh...learn the skill

Humus comes later.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

~~humus~~ LIMES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

yays!

Bolognaise is simmering away as we speak:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm gonna cook a Bhuna

in T(ea)-minus 5 minutes.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

It's spelt bun!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

We mad a curry in a science lesson once.

We called it a Bunsen Bhuna.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

*spangs*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hahaha I really hope that's a true story.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

100%.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

When you're in charge

you can dick around all you like ;D

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

Bull shit!

Ther's no such thing as science!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

Ahem...how do you think you get pies?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Hmmmm

How many Tesla does that thing produce? I'm finding this hard to accept as anything other than a test model.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Approx 9 Teslas (or 89,000 gauss)

Higher than that & you might find next doors cat stuck to your front door.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Hmm sounds about right

Certainly for lifting the leg of beef. I'd make it adjustable as well or you'd find the carrots shooting by at half the speed of light.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar

p.s. needs more garlic

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

It's a fiction..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

:-O

But...but...

You calling me a peddler of lies, sirrah?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Ha ha

Loving the laid back chilled out Il Duce

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

OVER THE LINE!!!

_{into Poland}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

Couldn't agree more.

This or a version of Battle Royal.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

(marks it zero)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

Just been to Easter Island...

...and to think we complain about the odd wind turbine on a hill...

Photobucket

/relurks

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

the noise must be moaist annoying

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Wind up statues !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

i want a hat like that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

it could be used to generate electricity to operate a fan to give you a gentle breeze around your face thus stopping head heatage

er, hang on a minute..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

i want disco lights instead of a fan

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

oh yeah

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

The Big 4-0, (Sorry guys, COULDN'T resist)

Click for bigger (131KB)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

she's not 40 til tomorrow

oh wait, it's not actually last night again

edit: your sig :- use F5, less effort

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

or install firefox and add the autorefresh plugin

saves lots o time :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

THERE'S ONE OF THEM?!?!?!

*GETTTTSSSSS*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

It's rubbish,

it reloads even if you're typing a lengthy message, so you lose all your wordy goodness.
I would stick to what you already have, if I were you.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

this ^

*has an f5 button on his mouse*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

I use this:

It's updated a bit now, but instead of refreshing anywhere I just click the relevant tab.
It means it doesn't ping all over the board as I'm scrolling.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

youve got the stats on your bar?

Surely it isnt hard to just type /stats etc
or are you really that lazy :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

As I said, it's updated since then.

Stats and the second dA bookmark are gone.
I have freehostia, the site that hosts my website, and another website I'm making for dad's friend just after where my site is (The "Welcome! :3) one.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

you're like totally 2.0 empowered

or some shit like that :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

What do you mean?

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

wweb.. 2.0.. the... power.. of.. the...internets...and....I'm..typing.. like..james..t...kirk...

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

it never used to ping about

thats so annoying!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

How does that work then?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

right mouse button

reload every
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enable
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reload every 5s
reload every 10s
reload every 30s
reload every 1m
reload every 5m
reload every 15m
custom
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enable all tabs
disable all tabs

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

or install Opera

it's in there by default, amongst other wonderful technologicalities

edit: it's just a right click away

(eight, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

I do like opera actually,

I may start reusing it.

edit: no it's not - I'm on a mac :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

edit: that's your own fault

;-D

edit2: i like the mouse gestures.. saves a load of time surfing teh intarwebz
edit3: and ctrl-h is fantastic for office use

(eight, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

sorry.. =-D

i'm using suse, so not even M$ Windows.

(eight, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

I love Opera

I was the only one in my entire uni group to use it, so I did a little dance in the corner, knowing I was browsing with a better thing than everyone else.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 28 May 2008, 18:09, archived)

fuck that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

it's good to see more lime action going on

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

I beg to differ

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

there's no need to beg, you can just differ

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

good to see your happy pills aren't wearing off

:DD

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

I'm so full of fucking anger and hate I could chainsaw some bastard

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

very well, I shall just differ, then!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

yes yes!

give it a jolly hard differ!

differ, for [nation of choosing] that'll show 'em!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

INDEED

Also, WTF?
www.ossur.co.uk/plagiocephaly
Hahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

if your kid has sat funny in your belly its skull may have formed slightly squidif

nothing major, where i was born there was a kid with a head shaped like a lemon (no not a lime) he had to wear one of those, bones are soft at that age
they where doing this in ancient times also and in japan with ladies feet etc

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

was his name "Stewie" per-chance?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

hard to describe

as i was being born and never actually saw it... but i think it was just the back of his head, like a pyramid out the back of his brain holder

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

that is more sad than limes

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

am i the only one that doesn't find her attractive?

green kinda suits her though - ARGH ITS A LIME RELATED PUN
No - just no

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

All of ^this

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

howdy Csoul wheres the beef?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

There's meant to be beef here?

*shifty eyes*
*hides beef in hidden pocket of trenchcoat*

How are you sir?

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

*dips into hidden pocket*

*steals beef by stealthy means*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

EGAD!

That's not the beef!

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

looks like beef

*sniffs*
smells like brie.
hmm....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

brief?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

Oi!

I wash regularly!

:D

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

heheh

i'm off now, got company ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

Fun!

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

why its my day off

and woe and behold its raining
and i'm feeling bored (as per usual)
I may go out on my bike for a splash shortly :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

this one more attractive?

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

ok, that's just plain unpleasant...

*shudders*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

Ooh i did one of those *looks for*

*Finds*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

blimey..

deeply disturbing that one..!

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

nasty

*resists urge to post queenie again

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

phwarrrr... ***still thinks about that one..

well.. maybe

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

wash your mouth out

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

NO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

She Hulk?

Yay!

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

With envy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

splendid

also happy birthday kylie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

End of day doodle.

Light, summer clothing plus sudden, torrential downpour.

I love nature.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

There is not much sexier

than girls in the rain

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

*is flabbergasted*

and gasterflabbed

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

i know

there's no tail!!!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

please add

"all characters depicted are aged 18 and over and fully consenting" to every one of your pictures quickly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

"As Above"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

Wet tshirt competition!

Captain Wow to go first...

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

*Preps super-soaker*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

do man boobs count?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

*shaves moobs, just in case*

just in case* Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Thanks for that mental image, Sir Dave.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

men can do that?

i thought only women could shave their chests?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

*seconded*

Happy b3taday Ivy :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Thank you honey

How's the bump coming along?

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Right little pain today

I think he's shifting to get his head down.

You'll see on Saturday though :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

I look forward to seeing you

Actually I'm looking forward to seeing everyone. It should be an ace bash :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

It's going to be bloody excellent

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

I haven't done one of these in years.

*covers eyes so mascara doesn't run*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

*runs to fetch biggest bucket*

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

Can you really lift her?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

Christ Jeru, I'm a woman, not a fucking car.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

WELL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ROLL THEN?!

ANSWER ME THAT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

*presents spliff*

Jus'likethat.

/Cooper blog.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

Are you Stirling Moss?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Are you Anna Kournikova?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

Almost.

Got the same birthday, albeit different years.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

How coincidental.

I have the same birthday as Billy Idol.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

It's not really that coincidental, I'm bound to have the same birthday as someone....

Although I probably look older than Anna Kournikova despite the fact she's about 6 years older.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

Frowning will do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

Not really, having a weird face and a beard will do that.

That and the years of soul destroying depression.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

...frowning, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEP

*is rooted to the spot*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

Something to do on Saturday?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

I will chase you and rape you

and in your current condition I'm MUCH faster

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

that's just sparked the silliest image

of you chasing mrs t, nearly catching her, and all of a sudden the babies legs pop out in a similar fashion to the Anthill Mob in their car on Wacky Races, and she makes a speedy getaway with the power of 4 legs over 2.

it's been a long day...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

Hahahaha

You're weird!

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

you've only just realised this? ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

*huggles to BITS*

*smooths down velvet smoking jacket again*

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

hahaha, *searches eBay before saturday*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

Hahaha, unfortunately for her, this shall not be a reality

*stretches hamstrings*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

*doesn't bother to warm up*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

Aha! Foiled.

You WANT me to rub up against you. You insatiable wench.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Damn, you saw through my completely transparent plan

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

Luckily for you

I shall acquiesce to your unuttered request.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm going to need

a towel. And a towel operating wench.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Ohh, intriguing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Owwwwwwwwww I can't laugh that hard!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

sorry :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Now I know that if any psychiatrists found this site...

...they would have a field day (or year), but even that was wierd by b3ta standards

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

you can't!

you just can't have a wet t-shirt contest on saturday! it's bad enough that i'm missing the bash, i don't want to miss out on soggy-titted fun, too!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

You not going?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

no.

got let down at the last minute over a loan from the parents.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

*swallows internal rage*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

*pats cap'n on the shoulder*

don't worry, it just makes me all the more determined to go next year.
i may even get a b3ta tattoo on my bum.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

I'm still contemplating a little furtive on my ankle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

ankle is saved

for blue ringed octopus.
also, i'm being rude and ignoring my guest, so i'm off. 'bye for now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Can everyone not donate a pound or something?

That's enough surely.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

everyone has been very nice about it

but i wouldn't ask it of anyone. i'll just have to settle for going next year.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

Brilliant!

*pokes*

www.b3ta.com/board/8413107

EDIT: Also hummina hummina!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

EEEEEE :D

Pixels!
I luvz 'em :D

Edit: That a new version? I seem to remember you tackling it before.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

well, pixels would be shit without

pixels would be shit withoutyour pics to tell me where to put 'em . . .

EDIT: Nope! I think that's the only one of the wet girl . . .
gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

woo for pixels!

I did a "Harley Quinn" pixel portrait a little while back.

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Lovely!

go you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

Me!

I always know where my towel is.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

I own a copy of that print

And therefore declare this to be fantastic

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The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:21, archived)

good lord!

DTH needs to get this to the top of the pixel pile.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

yeah . . .

give me a . . . . minute . . .
I'm nearly there!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

*hands towel*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

you are far too talented

*suppresses urges*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

that's not DBC!

it is nice though.

under cleavage FTW!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Fuck it, that's going in my sig.

What's it stand for again?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

*inappropriates*

Why would you not like me any more?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

it seems she's slipping out of that wet top and into something more comfortable

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

Lovely :D

Also: I saw the film, enjoyed it, but the fact that it went where it did was really, really awful.
:D

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

Is that the girl from the "Art Lover" aspara?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

Drip dry please . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

GOD YOU'RE CREEPY!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

Ahh that's better.

Could you perhaps draw something to mock David Koepp?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

and now it looks like a 70's scifi serial

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Fish & Cushion!

Yay!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

They look so strange...have this...pearost

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Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

he looks vaguely homosexual

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

Vaguely!!!!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

screaming?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

and, indeed, flaming

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

I now pronounce you incorrectly...

Check out my stuff at Pie Comics

(dredgeups, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

Restaurant.

Good idea for the strip though...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

I believe you spell it

'Restaurant' :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

Typo

I insist that all my typos are complex puns that only I understand.

(dredgeups, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

hahahaha

alternatively you could've said 'no I don't,' and we would've laughed and laughed :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

I apply exactly this theory to my basic and predictable arting:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Woohoo!

Now do people who say 'pacifically'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I sometimes say "potbelly"

instead of "possibly"

this makes me a twat :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

But....why....?

*too confused*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

psst!

Hi Mrs Trelly! I've missed you!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Blimey, it's Heff!

'Allo :)

Not been around much due to w*rk

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

I like pronouncing "picturesque"

As "picture-skew", in order to upset people that get upset by such things.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

haha

that's a good one and shall be remembered in the hall of remembering/dismemberment :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

That's ok, that's amusing

I like to say uni-kew :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Oh I do that too

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

i think you'll find it's pronounced pictureskewee

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

is schedule pronounced

skedyall or shedyall?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Shedyall unless you are Amerkan

But I can never remember either

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

did you tell me you were home?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Yes.... and you replied

I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

*bangs head on desk*

that's better

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Poor desk!
*mourns*

;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i can't help it

www.b3ta.com/board/8341357

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Wuu indeed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

I used to like you

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Shedyule, Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

the latter.

/Radio 4 is my dialog coach blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

i say

atlantically just to confuse em all

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

TRELLY!

What Ho sweetcheeks!
pip pip!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

What ho Ragtimeman!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

*gleeeees*

I may put the others up tonight
three or four

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ooooh, there's more?

That would cheer me up no end :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

there's more, but they're more jazzy and

but they're more jazzy andless ragtimey
I shall ensure you see them!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

hahahahaha!

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

any fecking excuse :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Awww!

(

haha that's ace.

Sorry to TJ, but this is really very fucking important. WHERE ARE WE GOING TO HIDE JOLLYJACK? :(

seriously though, this is a disgusting abuse of human rights.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

JollyJack?

It says nothing about squirrels...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

you see, I was insinuating that he like to draw seven year old girls with their limbs being ripped off

and a twelve inch black cock being rammed up their cunt.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

have you been at the specialist japanese comic section again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

does JJ draw kiddy pron then?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

you could genuinely question whether the characters having sex look too young

this is a dodgy law they are trying to bring in. Understandably to stop paedos, but when it comes down to one person deciding whether something that has been drawn by someone else is good or bad...... I'd be a touch worried if I'd drawn so many yiff tastic pictures with big man animals and soapy tits.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

so you're worried about your private collection then?

;)

ahhh.... *thinks about big soapy tits for a minute*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

When I heard it on the radio this morning I did immediately wonder if my B3ta folder needed checking

Gary Glitter images are probably out off limits now.

So not all bad :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

this bit confused me

The Obscene Publications Act makes it illegal to sell or distribute photos of child abuse but it is legal to own drawings and computer-generated images

i guess images are ok as long as you keep them to yourself.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

YEAH!

if i want to draw obscene pictures of child abuse i damn well will! and rape too! and CDCs!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

precisely.

I hope you weren't joking.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

midgets?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I agree

It's a breach of Article 10 of the European Convention - freedom of expression.

And I don't believe that people's morals should be outraged by drawings. There is no necessity to infringe civil rights.

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

ooh, happy b3taday!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Cheers Dave

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Eek! Don't burn your face!

edit: actually, it'd be the neck. Are you Jacob Dyer in disguise?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I look like Barnaby Bear

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

this ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

well, if that comes in then

would get me arrested. if i lived in britain.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

she's not underage

that a midget in a dress.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

I may employ you instead

if Trellis, Trellis and Trellis prove to be extortionately expensive.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

But that's clearly a giant talking to a fully grown consenting adult

/Trellis Trellis and Trellis defence lawyers

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

I shall employ you when they come after me

so long as you promise to keep the nasty government off my back.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

Yeah, because that's totally enforceable.

Just let the government waste tons of money on totally unenforceable pseudolaws that help and hinder nobody. It won't be long before they're voted out so that the Cons can get back in, and that's when it's bye-bye England for my Captainy arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*sigh*

Can I come with?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

I hope you like the Dutch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

Are they all like mediocre?

If so, I'm in!

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

i've not met an unpleasant dutch person yet

spreek engels aub :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Every single Dutchie I've met has been a right wuvvums.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

meh

happy b3taday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Thank you :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

can i come too?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Of course!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Dibs on the top bunk :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

dibs on the other half of the top bunk!

top-and-tailing? you bet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

you sure?

my feet are awfully pongish

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

feet don't bother me

i must warn you, however, that i sleep nekkid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

wahey!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

i'll need somebody

to help me with my body lotion. i just can't seem to get it on my back properly...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tory's back would be a total disaster.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

I know this

You know this

But people are stupid.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

same crap different smell

I say remove the whole lot of em, they're too busy arguing with each other to run the country
One day they'll notice that when they put the price of petrol up - the price of everything goes up.... plus they should move parliament to the country.... maybe they'd understand how the real world works instead of sitting in the middle of london telling us how the country works.
I can't afford to go back and forth to work if petrol keeps going up :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Stephen Fry for PM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

And Charlie Brooker as a second to balance things out.

That should equalise the lovely to angry ratio nicely.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

^this

also

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Ohhhh that's a great idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

^this

I think the only people allowed to enter politics should be people who don't want to.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

Hitch-Hikers fan.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

afraid not

only read one of them once, a long time ago.

If i stole this it was subconscious

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Others have said it too of course

that's just where I heard it first. The ruler of the universe is an old man who lives in a shack and talks to his cat, and speculates whether his cat thinks all these important visitors are coming along to sing songs to it. Then speculates whether they *are* singing songs to his cat and he merely believes they're coming to ask him what to do.

etc etc.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

:D definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

my sentiments exactly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

This is true that possibly the only people who could be even vaguely fair and permissive governers are ultimately the people who wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.

People are fickle, if you try to be egalitarian they ask why their tax money is going to some subculture they dislike. A fair ruler would be always be hated.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

oh and they should be on mimimum wage also!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

you and me both, kiddo.

They may have got London, but if they take over the whole shooting match, I'm outta here.

Actually, I may be anyway, but that's another story.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

*doesn't think it would make that much difference because they are all inept cunts*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

very true,

but it was a promise I made to myself when Thatcher finally got spavined.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

I flatly refuse to live under a Conservative government again.

I may not remember very well all that happened last time, but I remember some of it, and also the problems it caused my family.

Not again. Not for me, not for my kids.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

ha!ha!

You're not going to have KIDS!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

I most certainly am.

Four, if I'm lucky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Future B3tan Breeding Program hi 5

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

It'll make no difference whatsoever

If you seriously believe that New Labour and the Tories are different types of beasts then you should probably go and check the bestiary again.

/Has no real plans to return to the UK unless forced to by unemployment abroad

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Or I could possibly continue to have my own opinions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

It is a fair point though.

As much as I despise the selfish, unempathetic, money hoarding, pitiless fucking taxi driver kind of cunts who will intentionally shit all over someone else just to get a silver penny, the conservatives are demonised to an extent which isn't really in proportion with how equally fucking selfish the Labour party and almost the entire populus is.

That sexual imagery law was brought in by new labour after all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

Of course

Did I ever say anything different? By the same tune, I'm allowed my own opinions, and that's that the people currently in the Labour cabinet are exactly the same as the people who were in Major's last Tory cabinet. Same words, same policies, same lack of action.

That's my opinion. You're well entitled to your own, but you should perhaps quit being so defensive when there's no need.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

I'd disagree

with you. But then I'd have to explain myself, so I won't.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

You don't have to explain yourself at all

That's the joy of posting about politics on an arts board. I can survive people having different opinions to me... :)

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

*looks out of window*

...may I join the troupe?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Come one, come all

to my vast future houseboat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

to on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

ooooh

i like what you've done with the place.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

re: the Cornwall thing I mentioned.

I have just got off the phone. I shall be replacing all the windows in my pal's sister's houseboat in 2 weeks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

mmmmm, floaty.....

*falls asleep on the deck*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

So things as innocent as this........

?

:O

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

goodbye XLVII, I loved having you here.

I have to call the police now.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

*raids links page*

What's that? A 9 year old crossdressing boy spluffing all over the floor?

You're going away for a long time Tommy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

oh fuck, I forgot about that :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

I would probably have to blank my entire harddrive if that law actually comes in (which it clearly never will).

Imageboards are forever being spammed by really borderline or just plain illegal sexual imagery of which the thumbnails are all shoved in some temp file somewhere.

Joy

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

So this is a law that gives power to trolls too. Excellent.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*panics*

*burns office*

Ooops, another fine mess you got me into....

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Pfffft

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

no, no, you've got it all wrong.

it's kiddie FIDDLING, not kiddie FISHING.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

pfffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

can't come soon enough.

fuck the yiffers and the perverts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

IN UR FISHY DISH, EETING UR FISHYS

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

tj: Hello Lovely!

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

JPGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*mwah*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Down the hatch !

Bottoms up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

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