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# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Shooting someone in the head is a surefire
way to KILL them instantly. Get them in the wrist or ankle. Edit: How rude! WOO :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it was originally going to be in the leg
but I couldn't get it to look right.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# She does have quite some waifish legs
maybe bear traps on the stairs :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# In the throat!
You get to see them gurgle and drown in their own blood!


Is it weird that I think this is good?

And woo to the pic (even though I'm replying to a reply of a reply)
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# and you call us freaks
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I think it's a quality idea
I often have quite vivid dreams about breaking into the house and massacring those dullards with martial arts and knives.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# kneecaps ftw
...and then put all the supplies in the house on high shelves forcing them to either endure agonising pain or slowly starve to death.

...just a thought...

...not to mention a fervent PRAYER

/bill
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Read that as "rist and wankle"?

*Not sure why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ris and wank...
Two of the most used words on b3ta.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# H'RAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i would buy that for a dollor
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# YOU BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hooray!
sniper waited far too long though!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# work on a pitch, i'll try and get you an interview at endemol!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *fives!*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Mark Radcliffe suggested that they just don't show it on TV
so as people emerge from the Big Brother house thinking they'd be famous, all that would happen is they would walk out to zero crowd and realise they had just wasted their time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I remember that
top idea.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Radio 1 died the day he left
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Stop! . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# .........
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# CARRY ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# C]}:0(
There IS no carry on!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Haha!
I liked the segment in The Armando Iannucci Shows where they collected some minor celebrities, put them in a cargo container and gave them some activities.
And didn't film it.

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Hdkt-Vc34
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# YES!
*has on DVD*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That wasn't in The Armando Iannucci Shows.
That was in 2004: The Stupid Version, also produced and featuring Iannucci obviously, which was in many ways a precursor to Time Trumpet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# So it was.
I'm sure I must have that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Television listings for Monday 23rd of June
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha, WHAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
1830: Celebrity Big Brother Little Bother - Celebrities who are still actively employed by the television industry sit around and bitch about ones who aren't when they are out of ear shot.

1900: Evening News/Update on Big Brother Race riot

1950: Apology for Big Brother race riot

2000: Phone in poll to see if you forgive Big Brother for the race riot - Phonelines are £3 a minute and permission of the line owner must be asked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# NO BLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
2100: Celebrity Big Brother ?‡ Live - We find out who is nominated for eviction, not only from the house but also from civilised society. Labourious pauses guaranteed.

2200: Justin Lee Collins' Tit About! - Justin Lee Collins tits about.

2300: Celebrity Big Brother ?‡ Results - Someone is evicted out of a tired sense of inevitibility.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I like this.
It's like TV go home, but updated today.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Actually that was last weeks listings that I just altered for today.
Today's listings is actually Minority Drama day on eTV2.

1900: Cutting It – Four men preparing to have a vasectomy take a coach trip to France to have one last week as ‘full’ men. This week, booze and a fight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# BOoooo!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
The crowd are crucifying him!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Or just have the crowd stand there staring at them in silence.
Until the contestant starts to break down in panic, because they know that something's going to happen.
Then once they get into the house, it turns out to just be a small stone cell with nothing in it, and over the next 10 weeks they'll be tortured until death.
Last one alive wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# YEAH!
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Or perhaps they just get shoved into a white box-cell
with no stimulation or sanitation. All they get is water and crumbs to nourish them.

Viewers get to watch their decline into insanity.

EDIT: perhaps they could also have a clock on the wall that ticks at half-speed... or perhaps double speed... to catalyse the madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Haven't watched a moment of it
and don't intend to.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# idea:
Big brother house connected by pipes to busy public lavatory, over the weeks it steadily fills with piss and shit.

WOO pic
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I have just had another great idea.
Every day that goes by, they tilt the house by a couple of degrees, until finally the whole place is upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Also there are lions on the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yes
I'd watch for the lions.
(I helped save b3ta! ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# H'RAGY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# airtight? With a TUBE?
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Don't question SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Two humans in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?!"






The other one explains how to drive and they competently drive the tank, as they are humans and can do this task.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# IT'S THE WAY I TELL 'EM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Excellent! You should do standup!
Standing up!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# He could do it lying down
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# or in a puddle!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
puddle! poodle!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Until some chinese dude with a handbag goes standing RIGHT on the zebra crossing...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# and fucks it all up
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Completely ruining the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You Sir, should be on the stage...


* Sweeping it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# This is my new favourite joke
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Who?
MrPineapple ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That reminds me of my favourite German joke - "A man walks into into a bar...
His alcoholism was ruining his life and the lives of those closest to him."
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I was about to find a picture of a Sherman tank to photoshop over the top of it
when I found this: www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/church-tank.jpg

I fucking want one of them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# well yeah, but no you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Shut up religion boy.
I'll desecrate whatever I want!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# "Descarte", Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Or "Descartes" even.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# dessicated descartes
coconut ergo sum
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *spangs*
You spelt desiccated wrong though, for which I subtract five spang points.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ANTISPANGED BY 4
pedant bonus
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you're coconuts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# he's coco loco
*shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That boy needs therapy
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# YES
top track
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Front tier
track actually.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Blummin egg sell ent rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# bugger off, Milky Joe.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ^
And a lovely bunch of them they are..

EDIT: Coconuts I mean..
uhh.. *exits promply*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Crusaders v2.0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Haha, christ.
Imagine using that for camouflage.

Either you would have to hide in a model village, or have a GIANT UNDERGROUND TANK.

Also, nobody could use the door. I like this idea, I like it a lot more than I should.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Church Militant?
/slightly obscure joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I say, smashing!
Is that a picture of your own tank there sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# No, all images found on google ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Aw shucks...
...I was going to lavish you with praise for your wonderful SeaHorses. Top shop though, so have lavish praise for that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
This reminds me of big brother.....

and the mentality of it's viewers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Eye See Horses, best of all the sea dwellers.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# GALA 40TH AWESOME-O-PARD!

rissing like a motherfucker? HERE: try this de-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# rissing? on a A-O-P strip? no wai?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I no
but there is a storyline here. I don't want people thinking I've UNINTENTIONALLY made them ris!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# poor Awesome o pard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ok...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ris
I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# You remembered what you wanted yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# to fuck your mother
and FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND MY COMIC :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Its a leopard which has Japes
is there anything else to understand
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# 40th Anniversaire celebratory repost
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I do love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# DON'T GO REPLYING TO JERU AND THEN NOT TO ME
OOOOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's because I hate you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Haha
Happy 40th!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# THANKEE :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Did you set up the o'pard website?
I may have missed 30 or so!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# www.awesomeopard.com :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I just twittered & caught up!
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# animate!
these would be cool as animations!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# lovely as usual
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# DS WIELDING B3TANS: MYSELF AND COCKWEASLE NEED YOUR HELP.
We are trying to organise a few GP games, so if you have Mario Kart DS, gaz us your friend IDs to get fucking annihilated take part at some point.
More arrangement will be needed, but when we have some people that want to join in, we can figure it out from there.


DO IT, YO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Right..
I got a DS...

And I got Wireless..

But what I dont have, is a clue as to how to get the bleedin' thing to do this multiplayers tuff..

Hmph.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# If you go to Nintendo WFC from the main menu
You can get your friend code by hitting "friend code" and then "confirm friend code"

Gaz it and we shall work it out from there :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :(
Sky won't let me play wifi japes.

I need to get a wifi DONGLE..I keep forgetting.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I hate you, Sky :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I would but I sold it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I would but I never owned or intended to own it
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Computer says no.

I am completely and utterly DSless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I would,
But any time I get for messing with games at the moment will be invested in Crisis Core...

/FFVIIfanboyBlog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I have a DS
but no idea if I can join you all!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's a start :)
Do you have mario kart and a wifi connection?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# You dont need teh kartz do you
I played it over a network when I had mine but all I could play with was the crappy ghost thingy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# No idea for wifi
You don't need it for the direct network play, I know that much. But this is DIFF'RENT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ok - Ill be quiet now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I have wireless internets
Yes

but no Mario Kart :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh nips :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I reckon I could mug some kids down my road though
like stealing games from a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i want more people to play counter strike and team fortress with to
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i want more fictional naked ladies to spontaneously appear in my garden.
Right now the numbers are slim to none.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# This too
I've only got a few b3tans on Steam, and none of them are losergeeks trying to fit in 23 hours of gaming a day.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I used to play online games looooaaaaadddss.
Although they were all on thr PS2 because I was hardcore underground online gaming type.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I was briefly tempted into getting a PS2 online adapter thingie.
But I'm shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Well it's a bit late now obviously....
Monster Hunter, Hardware: Online Arena and Socom online were fucking amazing though. Possibly the finest online experiences I have or will ever have.
Mainly because there were no Americans, annoying kids or wankers. That and the fact Socom was just better than Counter Strike in every way imaginable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# there's 5punk that's lots of b3ta gamey people
I haven't been on for ages tho as my interweb is poo and i'm a bit bored of webternet gaming
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# If people get COD4 on the 360 I will pwn them
until then my laptop wont run CSS or TF2
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 5punk haven't played CSS regularly for a while now,
but I believe TEEF is still battling with COD4/CoDUO for play-time. Feel free to drop by, y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I take it thats cod4 on real computers?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Aye, tis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I haven't even heard about any active 5punkers other than you, Grimmie and Shada.
I'd join in if I wasn't such a reclusive bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Many are old/ex b3tans or lurkers.
Regardless, the b3ta spirit in gaming is alive and well. Cocks and bumming aplenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# 5punk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yes. Started by b3tans a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i see....
i may join
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# TF, TFC or TF2?
...cos if you're looking for TF2 peeps, I'm up for it. I blame my immense lurkage on too many games.
If we get enough people we might even have something to do on that whole steam community wotsit.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# TF2 innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Archer to sue
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# MNnnnnnnnnnnnnngh!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I do love this.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Took me FAR longer than expected
due to having to remember what a belm was.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'm not too good at belms- anyone suggest what tool to use in p'shop?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Liquify- and then the one that isn't pinch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# god,
it's just sex sex sex with you isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Sometimes, just sometimes
it's cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# mmmmm cakey sex
lick my eclair's creamy slit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
Now I want an eclair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# with fresh cream oozing out of the slit
the only way to eat it is to slowly run your tongue up the length of it...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Gnops me, gnops me, Oh Gnops me...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *instinctively headbutts monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# there was no gnops, there there is gnops
and heaven knows i'm miserable now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Don't make me put you in a bag, Bedlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# that seems a little unusual for punning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Right, that's it.
Come here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# NO!!!! *flails* not the bag!!! not again! mmmmpphhh!!! mmmphh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Quiet or you're going in the canal.
*adds to collection*

Time for a triumphant cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I knooow, it's really seeriiious.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Girlfriend in a coma with a face like Anna Mandlikova,
everytime she serves to stay in the match, oh yeah.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I said I want the kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife,....pleeeeeeeease.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# girlfriend in a semi colon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# My colon has never had a semi...yet.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Look buddy, gnops weekend is over.
Back to animating lemurs now please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Seams ok...
but why are these so popular?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Because kicking the shit out of a dead horse
is much easier than doing it to a live one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# This ¬



_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# they're b3ta of the very old skool

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Boxie! How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Fair to middlin'!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# YAY..
Mozzer and Nozzer..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# nice,
but enough with the gnops now, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *Insert zombie gurgle noise here*

CFB B=Blog
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ewwww and woo in equal measure...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# gargrgrggrgrg ack ack ack ghah!
*woo!*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# The exact same thing happened to me
when I tried to show-off my chopstick-using skills at 1am
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Bloody lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I always think these are from a film.
Are they? Or am I being a mong.

- I just noticed the film title. Oh japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yes,
each one is either sourced from a screengrab of the DVD, or if I can find a decent resolution image on t'interweb for the film I just base it on that. (As is the case for this one).
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm blind.
Some fucker ripped out my retinas with those sticks you use for drumming...drum-sticks!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# aha!
i haven't read any of your reviews for a while.. nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've been lazy of late.
Plus had to stop everything to go to Donington to watch the mighty KISS.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# CORR!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# marvelous as ever
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Is this after watching big brother?
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Bridge 27


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Woo!
Hahahahaha!

UNEXPECTED HORSE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fuck me that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# that is quite possibly
the best profile ever
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# INTENSE LOOK PELICAN IS MEME YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# If that gets to be a meme then Cock Tuesday
and Darmok and Jelad get to be memes too
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# DEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I see no GAZ
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I ALREADY DID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# NOW I CAN IS SEES IT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
#

/mad skillz
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# was that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# It was a little too sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ein tross
Halb a tross.

Kein tross :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ich habe meinen Schluessel veloren.
Mein Hunt hat meinen Schluessel gegessen.
Ich habe mein Hunt veloren.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Schneller, schneller, Kartoffelkopf
Ich habe mein Jungfräulichkeit veloren.

I can almost HEAR my expat friends wincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Errrr, Wie gehts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Es geht gut, danke.
Woher ist mein unerwartet Schnitzel Pferd?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Koln.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Warum?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# KOLN.
www.koeln.de/en/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Warum, nicht wo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Rofl.
Um. Ja, die Waschmaschinenmechaniker hat deine unerwartet Schnitzel Pferd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Verdammen es.
Or something like that. No fucker is coming to my aid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# WANNA GO TO KOLN FOR A SEXY HOLIDAY TRIP THEN? YES. YES YOU DO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Anywhere in Germany
for it is a lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Mein hund hat durchval, weil es meine woerterbuch gegessen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# die Vogelein schweigen im Walde
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ihr hund hat Durchfall?
Mein Beutelmaus hat Verstopfung!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Albert Ross
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ^this, and that>
Did you trace a horse riding or something? The animation is unbelievably smooth it makes me eyes piss.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha that's tremendously well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# !
that's the most beautifully animated thing I've EVER seen.... did you use motion capture or something?

beautiful.

WOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# heh
very good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# quite simply superb
that horse animation is a thing of beauty.
*clicked

the whole series are equally as superb, i doff my cap to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# HaHaHa

* Just sat a watched them all - Woo to you sir

This is the best: www.durbster.co.uk/content/bridge/bridge8.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a lot of people like that one
it puzzles me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# this is magic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# lovely!
Do you use some sort of motion capture - tracing video or some such for things like the horse in this anim?

Had to go and have another look at your Biker film twist anim - love it
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I had a little help from
Muybridge. I did try and animate by hand but it looked like a giant monkey monster. Horses are arseholes to animate, I'm not doing another :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent stuff!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# how in God's name did you do the legs?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Cor & blimeh + guvna
that's a bit good!

WOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# needs more gleeeeee! arms . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I did a little Gleeeeee! arms in real-life when I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I see you also BLAAAAAAAAARRB!ed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Fave b3ta series evar!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# FAIL
its far to good, way too good

id like to see him make it only for an earthquake to happen
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# That's bloody good, sir!
sir!Have a woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ^
very much this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# cor!!!!!!
that am the bestest woo evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# absolutely glorious
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Afternoon chappie!
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Lovely animation on that unexpected horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# its been a long time!
awesome stuff!!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# corr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# haha!
magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ah,
I have missed these! Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# BRIDGE!
BRIIIIDGE!
I've missed you, Bridge!
That is wonderfully animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Is it time for guitar hero?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Oh fuck. That's it, I'm gonna go master some new songs on Expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Damn you Reign in Blood.
It hurts my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# On what difficulty? I can only 3 star it on hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Not the most hardest Expert level.
But the one before that.

I've done the others but this one is a bitch. Working through whole thing on Expert now but can't beat Slash, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Gah!
You're making me want to go on Frets of Fire and play that awesome Shadow of the Colossus song.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# you rock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# YAY
I remember when this was all fields, and your bridge anims lived on the FP permanently :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ah
back in the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Good to see one again!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# utterly amazing as ever
beautiful animation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Thats ace
Now I demand you bring back MR. Round!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Thats chuffin ace!
Reminds me of flashback and another world - its that fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# gorgeous
make a sequel to flashback. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# This is fantastic
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Your back!
(to the sound of thunderous applause)
More and more and more of this sort of thing!

Edit: No FP yet, are we Modless?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# That's some damn good animation there
I thought you might have just rotoscoped the first bit but the jumpy bit is awesome *clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
It's not easy to find a video clip of a horse doing a somersault.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Holy shit! THAT IS AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha!
bloody excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# The bridge is back!!!
Didn't the poor guy make it across once?
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# not yet
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I'm going to keep watching that horse turn round, until my sacks are completely shrivelled.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Had to get it oot of my head...

Wouldn't it have been great remember that time when it pissed it down and Cliff Richard was in the audience, so he decided to entertain the crowd by singing, if it had been Roy 'Chubby' Brown in the audience instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Do any other tennis players have names similar to hats?
I do hope so.

edit/ not intended to come across as sarcasm!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hat Cash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# bjorn hom-borg
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Arthur Trilby-Bowler
complete fabrication but would be nice. Back the the bygone days of long trousers and wooden rackets.

Jumpers for net anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# There is one . . .
I can't remember his name . . . but his fez is familiar


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# you're just brimming with them

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
'so there's two poofs, a dwarf and a tranny in a pub..'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I wish tennis was played like this, preferably in dim lighting with long overcoats and smoking.
Also, Hathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathat
EDIT: Changed to correct link
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Bored...


+Sorry about the poor quality of the doodles. Had to use a mouse :-/
I will probably redraw this sometime when I have more motivation. lol
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahahahah top
+10 Zealous Wand of Trafficstopping
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# cool picture - I hate mice
I did this bastard with a rollerball mouse
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Fwaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Got that in big size? Ideally 1680x1050?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# its a vector
It can be as big as you want it baby
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# 1680x1050 if you cba would be lovely, honeybun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Gaz me or I'll forget
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# HaHaHa... Wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pea
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# lol!!!
hahaha, that's awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# and very old
and very available from cafepress.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] olympmics

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahah
and now - Olympic Tea Staining from Batley Tearooms
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# phrrrt.
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# nice one
also how did this end up on popular
www.b3ta.com/board/8487382
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# one should not question the popular page
for its vagueries are many and, well, vague.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I have no hummus today,
so have a picture of a hairy bush instead:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *vomits*
NSF...er...ANYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Looks a bit like Adam Buxton...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# DON'T YOU RUIN MY ADAM FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I thort it was Robin Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# That's a very hairy bush indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# It's a very well known internet pic,
type in hairy and you'll always see this.

And rather a lot of hairy bushes if you have safe search off, which is what gave me this idea...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *thud*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# heheheh supir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# McAvity's a mystery cat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# McAvity's a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# he's a fiend in feline form
a master of depravity
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# And an utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I'm not interested in your cavity
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# UH - The ultimate home boy car!
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# awwww so cute
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hah!
take that mofos
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Pixel Fighter Jack
*strokes Manmelter 3600ZX Disintegrator Pistol*
My Precioussss.

What should I draw the'day, Chaps and Chappettes?

Edit: How to make your own Pixel Fighter.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I do Karate myself
Suggestions: Hidden links (Chloe tyme)
Or something involving scorpions.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Spent the weekend drawing Chloe being licked all over by the Triplets.
No Chloe the'day!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Family feast... finger licking good and all those double entendres
Was it tastefully done or with some Aspara flavouring *hint hint*?

A better suggestion now. The Zero Wing opening sequence with SA characters youtube.com/watch?v=icVy7Ve6y6A
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Me too...
...what style do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# The rest of the internet on cards :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ^ This...

* Also trees with eyes (just to see if you get any responses)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *Fuck me, that's excellent*
Hmm, a sexy robot horse?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Monkey Tennis!

Also that fellow is quite clearly myself
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That is awesome :D
Please draw Kelsey Grammar elbow-dropping a mechanical swan.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# And then the swan tearing his arm off...
(They can do that you know...)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# badger'd give you a nasty nip...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuck thats cool
how about the SA girls in a JJ retelling of the Garden of Eden?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I would like to see Wario parachuting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# A portrait of
Louis Ferdinand Céline.
(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Wayne Hussey molesting a crab
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Pixel-fighter!!?
*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Don't worry.
Tis a one-off for Deviant Art.
*steps off DTH's patch*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha!
NOOOO! I jus' thought he was FIGHTING pixels . . . C]:0D

Please do more! He's ACE! did you use paint?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Potatoshoppe
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Mr Jolly Jack sir, oh brainy art person
Is Corel Painter any good do you know? or should I stick with potatoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *chimes in*
Sorry, just my tuppence worth- I know someone who uses corel painter with lovely results.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# pasanonic's painter stuff looks pretty grand
and the golden ration function is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It has a Golden ratio function?
How would somebody hypothetically go about using Corel Painter, you know just to see if they liked it without paying, but kind of forever?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i haven't the faintest i'm afraid
yeah the program can put a GR overlay on your picture for you to use as a template of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Rather pointless though.
If you are using a multi hundred pound painting program you should be able to understand and interpret basic composition.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I've only played around on Painter briefly....
...so I can't give an unbiased opinion.
But I think Photoshop is a more precise tool than painter, and you CAN get the same painted-look to an image created in it as in Painter.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Where's the catch?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# with Braw! resuts!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Steam powered 60 foot high sturdy female sex robots from the future/past
being eyed up by men in cravats and monocles at an auction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I thought you didn't watch daytime tv?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# If that was on bloody cash in the attic
I would so go on the dole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# steam powered NAZI sex robots
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oh shit, yes, forgot.
THIS please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# christ if you plunder my brain fruits at least get them right *eyeroll*


=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought I was the nazi fetishist and you just let me get on with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i dunno, i'd slip it to odin quinncannon's lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Oh you bitch, I hadn't even thought that far yet.
*stares off into space and smiles*

Edit: Ms OATLASH. Thank you, internet. Bloody hell, that was going to kill me, trying to remember her name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *gets the hose*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Don't you DARE, I function much better like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well it better put the lotion on its skin then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# steamy from fictional nazi fetishists?
it takes all sorts as my nan says.


i don't think this was quite what she meant though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I am a lovely person.
Don't you judge me, Bedlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i'd never judge you
i have a weird crush on Fern Cotton. I can't judge anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Really? But she's annoying as hell.
Think of Monica. Lovely Monica. Come back to the dark side. None of these bloody cheerful blonde things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i don't like cheerful blonde things.
she just makes weird things happen inside me when she laughs at deluded people on x-factor
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :S
You'll start smiling and making daisy chains soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He can't make a daisy chain.
He's got a cock...

Or so I presume
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# >=( I'M STILL HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Being controlled by the Ancestors of Franco, Mussolini and Stalin.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# sturdy female sex robots?
Do they seek to dominate the globe through the use of backpacks and ice hammers?

those fiends...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Fern from World of Lorcraft cutting a bloody swathe through massed ranks of [low-level baddie of your choice]
Fern's not had an outing in aaaaaaages...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I think you should draw
Leonard in the Gym. Or a wet T-Shirt compo.
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# skills!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# something Lovecraftian :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# the sa crew
rocking out
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# How about
B3tard you've never seen before but how you think they'd look?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# That should be an image challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I've seen some of you in pictures but I've never been seen
and so my aura of mysteriousness is maintained and I can move among you as I see fit, none of you ever knowing I was there... until it's too late!

/sinisteres
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# for some reason
I imagine you look like a picture of Jeremy Beadle made with an Italian photocopier
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# har har har fool
.... close; as long as the picture has me with my hands in my pockets, and is taked from a distance... from behind, in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# now you look like Harry Lime
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I do have a hat...
and sometimes I wear it... to accentuate my nakedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Likewise...
cloak and dagger ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# me
leaving work at 3.30 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :O I'd like to be employed as a member of class 3 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i have to go home and entertain small children with balloon modeling.
so i'm not sure if leaving early is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# how will you fit into a balloon...?
ROLF_LAMO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# high 5.
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you are both a bunch of
anoying things which come in bunches... man eating flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ¿QUÉ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# nein,
Jai douse ans, dumpkoff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers for the linky
& woo to your pic!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# The utter destruction of innocence and beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I play Abraham...
Bible Factor: 27

Edit: how rude of me, have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Robo-Bobo
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I'm curious to see what a Wormulus would look like
may go and do this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Downing Street Fighter 2
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# For some reason, when I read that.....
....I thought you wanted me to make the Street Fighter cast look like they had Down Syndrome...
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Haha, that would be just as funny
Please note, in no way do I find genetic defects amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# McGuyver.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Go back to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# zzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Zzzzzzzz *snort* zzuh?
Oh hai freebs

/edit: EXTREMELY PORTABLE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Mr Docre
I have set time aside tomorrow to zombie you up, do you perhaps know where that picture of your lovely face is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'm gazzin' yo'ass as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# My ass is shit at zombifying though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
YOU KEEP GETTING BETTER



OFF TO A LESSON, BYE BOARD xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Or iller?
His illness is my gain. Lovely pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That is awesome.
i shall colour it in when i get back from workz.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Mental
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# monumental
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# polymental.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Don't fret precious, I'm here
step away from the window
Go back to sleeeeeeep


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# How can I go to sleep?
The curtains are Des Lynam again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Lay your head down, child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Christ, he must really get off on sheep.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums.


And relax, no more quoting for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Tom tied a kettle to the tail of a cat,
Jill put a stone in a blind man's hat,
Bob threw his grandmother down the stairs-
And they all grew up ugly, and nobody cares.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Yay for APC.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Yay inDEED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ooo my.... What a long one you have!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# This should immediately be tattooed on sleeping people
Or at least stencilled on drunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Ace I may have to steal some ideas from this ;D clickage!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That's OK . . . I was only dreaming . . .
. . . still am . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# fish tank
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D
Mermaids are swimming round my head atm for some reason?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# it took a while to load
but its good
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# nice!

the tail really deserves to be smoothed out
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Thats awesome!!
the only bad point is the fish/tail part. It sticks out a bit like a sore thumb. The quality of it is pretty poor and it doesnt blend or flow well with the image. Try a bit of retouching on it and it will be near perfect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *fries up some chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Fishy fishy oh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Lies! Lies! Shepherds pies!
I see no members of Marillion vocalists!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This is very good.
It's like bioshock, except sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely
I could have a good 'fish tank' over that
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I love the monitor also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Can you smell fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Dame Shirley Bassett...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *sucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yes sir!
hmm it take all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Both me and my friend just went
"Bnaahahahaha"

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Intense tennis faces ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Only try to realize this
There is no tennis ball!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I edit and disappear into the night!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Its only afternoon
:P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Only try to realize this
There is no night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Cher is no knight!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# No
She's a plastic biarch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ill stop now
I would have said something about bees and churches but cant be arsed anymore :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# There is no try
/rugby pun
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I couldn't give a ruck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# If I hear the word "tennis" again, I'm going to flip out.
P.s. Expect me to flip out pretty soon. I live near Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Tennis tennis tennis tennis tennis tennis
tennis tennis tennis tennis tennis
tennis tennis tennis tennis tennis
tennis tennis tennis tennis tennis
tennis tennis tennis tennis tennis
etc
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
*flips out*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# this might sound like a retarded question
but the tennis place - is it actually in Wimbledon, how close is it etc?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Tennis tennis tennis penis tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# "DENNIS!"
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# How about
Strawberries
Cliff richard
Magnanimous in defeat
etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Tennis is pissflaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A shadow of its former self...
serve return volley
serve return volley
serve return volley
serve return volley
serve return volley
serve return volley

*suicides*

Give 'em old school wooden bats and bring some life back into the game...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You are so right
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Haha
aaaaarg
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm surprised flickr rowing man hasn't made an appearance in this thread yet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# In other news...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I WANTING MOAR GNOPS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# nooooooooooo
saturday night and all of sunday was enough!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# CAN I HAVING MOAR NOW PLS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
#
www.gnops.org/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# without clicking
Great Northern OP Society?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# d'oh
New Orleans
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Greater New Orleans Pediatric Society
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Leaflet the neighbourhood!
Put those pediatricians back behind bars!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Christ, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I CNA HAS GNOPS NOW PLS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# No you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# U STIL MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I'm mad, rad and dangerous to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# NOOOOO theres been too much already
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# here now let this be the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I AM IS HAPY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
#
stop start
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hah
how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hey
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# How is Callum on this day?
ALSO: don't change your username, duude.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# no no no
change it to 'Wormulus II'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Or "I love horses"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I love whoreses
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I love Hear'Say
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I R One true voice
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# !
http://www.fegg.dsl.pipex.com/whorses.html
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
ha ha !
(SquidHead, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaa
BUT WORMULUS IS A SHIT USERNAME!


not really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I was so pissed off when someone else registered it on Flickr
Despite me having registered it with yahoo YEARS ago.

It is also the name of a carton character in a really shit web-comic

I HAD IT FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Well that's crap.
HUFF.

PEOPLE AT COLLEGE ARE ABUSING MY NERDY TENDENCIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# They're jelous that they aren't cool enough
to be part of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# YEAH
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# lol nerd
Go out and play in the sun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# LET'S GO PLAY FRISBEE
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Technically I am still yet to get out of bed
Maybe later?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You lazy student bum, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I have nothing to do until next monday
And beds is so good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Callum is bored. Yourself?
And i won't because i'm really shit at thinking of new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# come up with a sig instead
mine is quite good, you can borrow it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I think i shall
*borrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# theif - you stole a sig
to the naughty step with you now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# But i had permission :(
*sits*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Now stay there your age in minutes
each time you do something wrong its the naughty step from now on Understand?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# QUÉ??!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# There should be a space before Hitler.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# But then i can't fit the "
and they are NECESSARY.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# NECESSARY, pleease
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I would accept anything to do with bees as good :)
I am waaarm.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha.
Bees are ace.
Also, you're on the stats page
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *warmths*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# No, you.
GET YOUR OWN SUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# But it's all full of racists.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Shut up, Mario.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You never give me and warmths
*goes to cry in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# just steal a quote from your favourite pirate based game
or have "HEY YOU GUYS!"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Pirates are cool.
hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# on a technical note...
im not sure Mr Mandela would have a magenta cock...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I thought...
everyone did have?
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

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