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# Are you a Hindu or a Hindon't?

AFROSEXMESS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# My name is Janet Jackson, and these are my japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# It's not thaaaaaat bad, Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yes it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Sai Baba fucks children.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# PLEASE HELP TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hello Cancer, can I have AIDS?
Yes,...yes..yes...yes.
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# TRY THE NEW HIGH-TRACTION AIDS.
NOW WITH ANTI-LUBE STRIPES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I hear AIDS can be quite addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# aidslol
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# And the survey says!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hindon't know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# RELIGIONCONTROLMASHEEN


Youtube also banned this.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Peaces be with you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Cosby is my Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I likes feesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Feesh bee ma biznit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Peace Be Upon You
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# rissing to fuck, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Have you tried screaming?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Whoah...that's the train station I go to every day when I go to work
Never noticed all the afros
Zeg, waar bemoeien ze zich eigenlijk mee?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Golden Tulips hotel in Utrecht.
Amazing.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Really?
I wouldn't have guessed it was any good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# It's near a yacht club.
It's fucking incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# *googles*
Jaarbeursplein? There's no water anywhere around there! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I don't fucking know.
I stayed in a Golden Tulips hotel, in Utrecht, near a yacht club, and it was good.

IT WAS NEAR WATER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# OKAY

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# You wait, I'll find the fucker.
:)

ED: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, it was
Loosdrecht

www.goldentulip.com/Property/?Language=EN&PropCode=GT;21038

:D

Great times.

Best, Hotel, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Aah!
Looks good.

I thought you meant the city of Utrecht, not the province of Utrecht.
Silly mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# No idea, I was all over the place.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Although this is a nonsense,
the shoppage is rather ace, I see no seams!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I see loads, I care, not.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I love it and I would like to see it FPd, actually

I'm in a bit of the following mood today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *bokes*
b3ta has ruined me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Haha!
Wedding ring n'all...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# But
it needs more "lube shimmer"
(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Painstaking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# thar she blows!
you deserve a spang for this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Had to google 'woodcut.'
Now I go pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# let's play wood, paper, sawdust
wood squashes paper
paper smothers sawdust
sawdust makes wood itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Scratch paper . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i didn't think it through very well
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahah puntastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# your level of genius upsets me.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything a young boy needs
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# that food will have gone off by the time he's old enough to eat it
but it's the thought that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# It'll be alright...
He can wash it down with the bitter.
Then he can suck on a cig.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Sorry for the pea roast, but anything to get rid of that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# pearoast tiem?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaa
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# sounds like a good idea... Seeing as Jaheld mentioned Klingons earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# YES!
!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
More transparency, shirly :)

And love the whale; a new twist to this immortal image
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ahaha
i'd forgotten about that film
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Real Class !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# peaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# she is really loving that sax still
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *Can't resist...*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I clicked this
twunty-numpty times.

but still noe fp'age.

me sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# well, thanks for the thought, anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# REPOST!


Clicken to embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *notes complete lack of 17th century Italian noblemen*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# A patch will be released in the near future.
Employee Bingo v1.50
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Not a pearoast, but easier on the eyes that thing below.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Smell be gone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Yes.
!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# pearoast?


Click for bigger (223KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# this is brilliant
i want this for my own
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Did I hear Peas...
How about carrots?
(cactusrob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# HAY YOU GUUUYYYS! Son of Sloth.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# how nice
you have posted a photo of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I knew I was lurking for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha this a way
ha ha that a way
ha ha this a way
my oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# We are Klingon Birds of Prey
The lot of us

TJ: Any Mac users care to reveal how you get you main document file on the desktop? I've only just bought the thing

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# *cloaks*
*and fires*

/prototype
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *dodges with Ninja like dexterity*
causes lots of howls of "Mkkkaar Mkkkaar Mkkkaar Vdon! on the Klingon Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Say it again only differently please.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# My 'Jahled' file containing all my personal documents
I would like to leave a shortcut on the desktop for me to access with ease, it doesn't seem to want to sit in the bottom bar

/former PC user, struggling
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Do you want it on the desktop or in the dock?
Either way, find the folder in the Finder, but the main part of the Finder (not the side bar on the left which is like a shortcut). You should be able to do this by going Macintosh HD, Users, Jahled. Just drag and drop it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# please?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# command click on the docs folder and choose "create alias" drag the alias onto the desktop
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# You fucking diamond :)
Cheers geezer, I wondered what that alias thing was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's not the actual folder though.
If you do it this way and move the alias you've created it wont effect the actual folder. If you do it my then you've actually moved the folder itself.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# All is ten years ago, again
I'm still at the stage where i'm constantly right- and double-clicking; but both of you have said enough for even me figure this out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# gtbos
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Why isnt anyone
flaming this guy and calling the police to get him to post only shopped pics in a new thread. (Not to mention the fact that he's funnin' on a poor spakker kid)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# What is the point
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Because you've just done it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Sorry for TJ
But I just wanted to share this

(CFB)
My son Rory, born yesterday. Chuffed to bits.
Apologies for lack of hummus.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Congratulation
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Thank you
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Congratulations :)
i would ask how much he weighed but you could say 4st and i wouldn't know if that was good or not :)

well done Mrs Faaka :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# 4 cubic stone and half of pie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# 7lb 5oz (which is about average)
And pretty long and gangly like his dad.

Mrs Faaka says thanks!
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
Yay for you :)

Have a fluffy Hari:

CFB^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# aww
he cute
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Thank you!
super cute pic. All the fluff
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# yay for hari
and congrats to the stoopid faaka
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# you cant be that stoopid a faaka
if you were you would have spunked in her ear or something. Well done geezer, Congrats! Now you only need 4 defenders, 4 midfeilders and a couple of strikers. Get cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hehe
Thank you. I have my moments! Think I'll leave it a few weeks before suggesting we go for the whole team.... She's still a tad sore.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you're brave
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I was scared sh1tless about having a baby
But now I've done it I don't know why. Mind you, he's only now even 2 days old now...
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# congratulations to you fella :)
lovely news
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Thank you :->
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Excellent work, congratulations
will you be allowed to photoshop the little fella?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# haha excellent
Of course he'll be shopped... all in good time
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Congrats.
Here's one I spawned.



Click for bigger (198KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You must be
very proud
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# fuck off cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ^that
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ^double this^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Be a dear and delete yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *slow claps*
you're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Wow, well done
A screenshot of a child who looks different than most kids. You are truly a genius. Why haven't you won any awards yet?
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Best scan i've seen in a while
it seems to achieve 100% accurate results
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# craniodiaphyseal dysplasia - v nasty disease
poor little sod. He has an excuse for his thick skull, whats yours?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# C to the D to the c



(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
#
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Fail
.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Made me giggle anyway as I drove past
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Drove past what?
I can't see it.





(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *Stamp*
APPROVED
Official Andy Warhol.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] at least he still has a sense of humour


Click for bigger (373KB)
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# arf!
*dumps and runs off to watch house

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
pfffft

suddering fuck, i've just looked at the file for a new vector i am working on and its 25 mb. oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# get on with it.
I've had the working file over a gig before now.

The jpeg you produce won't be anywhere near as big.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahah fuck!
Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I changed it... "The Last Place to Drill"
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# AH! He's using his words mum!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# orly? hahahahaha
damn i did a rickroll instead of 'i love horses' i'll stop right now
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# FOUR-OH-FOUR'D!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Rickroll fail
well done
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# it wasn't meant to be a rickroll
twas meant to be i love horses, bah
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# You could always go for
the middle of the road.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Low Cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# fuck off you noob think you're funny doing a rickroll
just fuck off, yeah you stop. twat
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# wow
i can be nasty to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# you can say that again
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# all three of you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Hahah
Great!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Unlimited power!
UNLIMITED POWERRRR!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# it's a fairytale for our times
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ahahhha
The Pope looks like he's going to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# O Rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaa
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahahah!
This is bloody ACE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies
I'm running late, so no time to spend on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha bellyback!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# 'tis a bootylicious butt
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# What's that thing above it then?
or is that the other, deformed cheek?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Tis good.
Wales-The beer-belly of Britain.
Which is actually a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i started something similar once
but it started veering off in an odd direction and going shit
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# haha
Kangeroony
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# that's a good idea
the original intent was to be a play on the german 'inselaffen' ('island monkeys' - what they call english football fans)
he was going to be a monkey throwing his own shit, but i gave up on it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# haha sounds too complicated
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# and
Liverpool-the tit of England
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# nipple's a bit too far inland
i'd say about ormskirk
oh no, hang on. cumbria comment below's right. lancashire's been absorbed into the upper belly
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Formby..
shurely.... All those greedy, red rodents with pointy ears....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# haha
what's she going to give birth to?

(looks a bit like marge simpson like that, you know)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *annoyed grunt*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# But(ter)!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# In related news : Science
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# i tried using sceince earlier
to separate two stuck glasses (put it in warm water up to the top of the first glass, filled the second one with cold water)
but it didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I did science accidentally the other day
I took a glass straight out of the dishwasher after it had been running and poured myself a glass of milk.
The sound of the glass cracking sounded like a milk-top faling on our laminate floor, so I looked down to find no milk-top which I considered strange, even stranger I had the milk-top in my hand.
Then I realised the glass was cracked.
Length? I realised the glass had cracked and got a new one. I cooled it off with drops of water first.
/QOTW story.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Whack a good elbow at the point of stuck-ness.
They'll either slide apart or shatter all over your elbow.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Titcumbria!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Nicely done!
*whores*
b3ta.com/board/8522854
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Extra points for moobs
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# utterly smutterly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahah!
And also what Hedgehog said.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] nyom nyom nyom
Steak
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Methinks the coastline would corrode even faster!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hell yeah
i reckon i could take cornwall in a weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Nooo!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Sorry
I couldn't resist!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's that time again :D

I got my Wacom Intuos3 A5 tablet today :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# that cdc seems to have a growth
you may want to get it looked at
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Haha oh god so it does
Acne?
Genital warts?
A cock-bud?
YOU DECIDE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# CHARGIN MI LAZR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That's a laser cannon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# thats what they all say
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I would like a child portn of this please.
WOO!
Does this mean moar drawans?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Possibly ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Self portrait?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Frailest Port?
Parrot Filets?
Tarts Profile?
A Pilfers Tort?
Feral Tip Rots?
Flatter Is Pro?
DONE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I'm the cat.
Look at me.
I'm pointing at you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yes, i am a pretty flower.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Yes. Yes, you are.
That's exactly what I meant.
You see, calling someone a cock is rude.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Ooh! Hark at Mr Moral!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# PIMPLY FLOWERCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# :D
i took a tablet at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# OUCHURETHRA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# No!
Your ethra!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I'd have that looked at, if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# He is, by you, and me, and them.
*points to crowd*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# As I said above, it's a laser cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Excellent
*growls coz I want one*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] heck knows why we're all fat...
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# i'll tell you why
why we are all fat
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i see what you did there.
i see what you did there.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# haha!
yes. and i had the latter for tea tonight, so double yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hehe
have a topical pearoast

(credits to Darth Munki for doing most of the work...)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha I remember this
it was funny then and it's still funny today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# This is logical progression at its very best.
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# pretty shattered just got in from thorpe park, which was ace
this has been in my head all day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# 'reet grand.
how many of them in a pound then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# 'pends if 'ee want hour or two our
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha
i like, i like
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# this is how i think with just about everything
*consequently, click*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# its amazing how many of us think like this :)
sifting and rifling through your cds?
sifle through your cds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# i prefer to rift
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# if i'm rifting my cds i'm righteously lifting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# *snarfle*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I was buying some false breasts the other day and I paid with a ten pound note.
The cashier then held the note up to the light to see if it was real, so I held the breasts up to the light and said "These breasts are false, I won't accept them"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# stewart lee?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Bit of a stupid question.
He's the only person I quote....ever
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# stephen fry, wodehouse, ben elton, richard curtis at al?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I've never quoted Ben Elton, not in any form not even Blackadder to my knowledge.
Or Richard Curtis, if you'd have said Adam Curtis you might have been closer....although I'm not sure how much of his documentaries you can quote.

I never quote Stephen Fry as far as I know, sketches he has been in yes, but never the man himself. Similar of Wodehouse.

On another note, did you see that DC Zombies post this morning?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# i didn't but that sounds like a rip off of marvel zombies.
fry and wodehouse wrotes the sketches you've quoted though, surely thats the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Not so much rip off as continuation.
www.b3ta.com/board/8525129
(except that after the first one I couldn't seem to get decent source images and then couldn't really be bothered to composite them all into one scene.)
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# they're a bit good
have you read marvel zombies? if not i suggest you find it pronto
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Read all of the zombie ones and other comics they feature in as far as I know.
When I was looking into them on wikipedia I read that the next Marvel Zombies will involve everyone being turned into monkeys...........

For a minute you think the comic industry has taken a violent and dark turn, painting its usually boring and two dimensional characters as tortured ghosts of humanity who have eaten their loved ones, then they manage to fuck everything up by trying to make money. MONKEYS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Your mind is win.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# thats probably the best compliment i've had in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] jumbo jack
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I-SKETCH!
C'mon! B3ta room

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# now with wood
img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/madmonkey69/woodcutshakespeare.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Shakespeare was a fraud!
/lives near, and hates, Stratford blog.

Also 'tis woo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# he was actually his sister
dressed up as him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# and sung by some woman who was out of bananarama?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# she was out of bananarama?
i learn something new today
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# one of them
the one with shit, drony voice
as opposed to the one with the high-pitched squealy one
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# stratford is a shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22john+peel%22+%22going+to+stratford%22
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAH!
this makes sense now, just clicked the link (woo by the way) and then just logged on to facebook and had a look at the person who'd added me, not knowing who they were, saw the same picture!

hurrah! hello!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you've been added by shakespeare?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# either that, or
it was all a midsummer night's dream
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# arf!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
*reposts for compo*

see also
www.b3tards.com/u/15fa5bbfc7346f21c0c5/pielattes3.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/15fa5bbfc7346f21c0c5/pielattes1.jpg
*byes*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# the thing is
having made it, i really want to try one now
*makes note to try it on a trip to wigan*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# These could catch on
(Kinky Robot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Nice. Might look good animted?
jack flag
EDIT: ^jack should be strikeout, but it won't let me :-(
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Are you doing "<s>jack</s>"?
Also, how would one animate such a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Crossing out
test with (s)
test with (strike)

Both the above work in preview

Edit: but only the former works when posted.

Hmm.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# B3ta only does some html methinks
Underline doesn't work, but it does in preview.
Italics doesn't work, but it does in preview.
Bold doesn't work, but it does in preview.
Do combinations work?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
#
<s>
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh no... not another variation on these bloody programs


What next? Celebrity seal clubbing on ice?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Celebrity seal clubbing on ice!
Quick! Patent the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I seriously expect
to see Monkey Tennis on the beeb in the near future..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Somebody mention seal clubbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# haha!
*raves*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# That man has parked all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Whos St Rictly?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] XL by Louie Vuitton


Should of put more effort in but oh well
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# yes, you should HAVE.
sorry, i'm suffering from aggressive pedantry today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Let them have some girl.
and whilst you are at it ask all these buffoons where the celebrities are in all these challenge posts. Competition blindness strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hell big boy!
Wanna fight? I'm in the mood.
Ooh or we could be grumpy old men/women for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I'm in a super mood actually sugar
so sadly I would have to concede before we started.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm not in a bad mood at all. Just feeling bouncy
Those creatures are pretty fabulous and well animated by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Not my skill at all.
I just made it in the spore creature thing and it does the animation for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# CDC FTW!!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I only got the thing last night
and so far have managed to avoid making a spore penis. But I might get bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# if i wanted to enter
i could post a picture of myself. i'm no celebrity, but i'm fat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha! I only now read the challenge brief in full
I read earlier 'fat' and 'England' and ran with it.

Thank you for pointing out what should have been obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I don't mind sir.
I consider it a second job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hehe
please continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# If I were a mod I'd naughty step all those who say "should of"
instead of "should have".
And those who spell "definitely" as "definately".
And those who get up my nose.
And those who constantly seek attention.
And those who spell "though" as "tho" "light" as "lite" etc.
Come to think of it everyone really except that one that one and that one *points*.
/Excessive pedantry and arsiness

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# My pet hate
which is amongst Southerners, for no other reason than they can't speak properly, is when they mean to get a certain something from a certain person and they utter the hideous phrase "I'm gonna get it off of Jim".

Off of? What the blazing saddles goes through your minds before you utter such nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# And northerners say
He is going to give it oooss.
None of us is perfect.
Except me of course.
And possibly you on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# it's americanism seeping in, i believe.
i'm afraid we're going to have to put up with it, whilst slowly grinding our teeth down to powder.

oops, bingo time, i'm off. see you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# aye but you lads are guilty of things like "shall we just sit off for a minute?
"i were walking down the road the other day" and yorkshire and the last two letters of "the"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Quite honestly I love it
I'm a Londoner but I love the different way people speak from all around the British Isles.
Especially northerners.
I deal a lot with an elderly Yorkshireman and I could listen to him all day long with his "Thees and thous".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# the whole think about Yorkshire
and saying 't' instead of 'the is a myth perpetuated by Southerners and usually is accompanied by tales of whippets and flat caps.

I have no comprehension of your first sentence. I have never heard that uttered or seen it written before in my life.

Everybody goes "down the road" and it's Cumbrians and north Lancastrians who might be guilty of saying 'were' as a prefix. Certainly not here in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# C'mon!
The people I deal with from Yorkshire do the "t" thing all the time although they are generally the older generation (50 plus). The younger ones don't seem to do it as much.

The "give it ooosss" thing I've not heard in Manchester but I have in the North East and Yorkshire and even in parts of Nottingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'm aloof from all of this because
despite being from the slums of Salford I have managed to grow up having good diction, elocution and grammar skills.
I cower whenever I see Coronation Street. I'm glad I did not end up like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# 'eeere, i think this'uns thinkin' imself rate better than all us what talk common.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Because of what I do I deal with all sorts from the UK every day
From those who buy Heinz Baked Beans to those who want truffles from Fortnum and Mason.
Their money (and accents) is all good to me :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I'd fail miserably.
"you conjugate those verbs tout de suite Mister or you can stick your fucking Jaffa Cakes up your arse!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# its a scouse thing i think.
as i understand it it means "sit off to one side" and i live in sheffield, they definatly drop the "he" less so in the south of the county but it is definatly off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# aye,
but y'aff fert tho' don't thee tho'?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# oh and "give us a lend of that" and "can i get a borrow of that"
"he borrowed it to me"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# though this might be just the scouse ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# So what do you want then?
Global language unification? We're not machines, our language always differs in different areas, even with mass media.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# oh no i love these odd little quirks for the most part.
but inverting borrowed and lend just seem a tad odd to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# It seems odd because it's technically wrong - it conflicts with how you learned the language.
But before long "wrong" words end up more prevalent than "right" words, and people who condemn others for doing it wrong are little more than old men waving sticks around and gibbering about the decline of language.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I don't use a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Jim? Where's he to then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# i love the odd west country badly used pronouns
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# they're an important part of our yokel heritage!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# haha
I just spent 2 weeks sailing with a Cornish numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# "It's that man off of the telly!"
*killing and death*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i remember when i said off of to you on xfire and you nearly shat
ANGRY LANGUAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Consider that your warning, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# :)
i can't spell good tho
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You are exempt from all rules
/The world according to 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# i mispronounce a whole lot of things in real life, by accident
and sometimes i deliberately rearrange/misuse words too

sometimes i see threads like this and fear for my life. only sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# HAVE
Edit: Beaten to the punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# TJ: Is Devianart borked for anyone else here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Probably for all those deviants.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# no.
my page is still fantastic ;)
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# some times the pictures don't show up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Well and truly.
Oh, you mean can I connect? I can, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I still would
One-and-a-half of them, anyway.
(rogerzilla, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# pearoast for the dinner time audience


Can we get a fat fashion show going?
(trickyric, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i hope that's his foot i can see
and not his ball bag
(Ant's in his pants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# last night was dark and stormy

and the lightning triggered my security camera
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Considerable amounts of woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# It was a dark and stormy night and
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# The rain downloaded in torrents,
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i like this
almost as much as your sig.

do you have a magic carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yeah
a little three-seater.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
best. episode. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Blue was on yesterday.
Haven't seen that episode in years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yay

I mean EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# it was a dark and stormy night!
there are exits to the south and east!

now what?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)
# GO EAST
KILL GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Have an adobe house, with outside loo
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU FAT BASTARD


spent no time on this
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Nice Moobs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# that looks more like a cyst or a tumour
instead of just fat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# does doesn't it
find it hard to believe it's just lardage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# don't think there is much lardage there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Nah
The arms don't match.
It's interesting how his belly button is vertical.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# it's a tumour, i tells yee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I know that gut...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# that is genius!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# you
fat
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Blob Manuel?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# lummy
my secret girth
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# needs more ginger
for full fuhreritude
(rogerzilla, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Spent a little time on this


only for someone to tell me they think they may have seen it before somewhere :(

You can have it anyway
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# probably gary larson did it. every visual joke i've ever thought of has been done first by him
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# maybe he has possessed you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# he's shit at drawing if he has
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# he was good
are you bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Try thinking of
Great Dane puppies, and Condi Rice, and a plague of hamburgers. I'm pretty sure that's new territory right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)

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