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Ive been without internet for a month

So I done this

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JJ was the source obviously

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yaayyy that's lovely

woo yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

ooooh ooooh that reminds me of the game Wings

I loved that game

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

was that for the amiga?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

yep :D

with its stupid security thing at the start, which was ironic as the copy I had was a dodgy copy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

hrrmmm

well, i remember wings of fury on the amiga..

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

I love Tuesdays!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

don't say that

I can't be arsed with this week as it is

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

That is wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

I know

It makes me want to get in a biplane and go and shoot some bosh bastards out of the sky

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

this a pretty [picture :D

I am sat here eating digestive biscuits with cheese on them :D

shropshire blue is fucking loverly.

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

that's grand! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

niice!

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McBadger COW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

hurray this is awsom

bandits at 6 o clock, and theyre never late

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

Does anyone else feel that Pedo Bear is brilliant?

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(Argentum, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

FORBIDDEN

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

they have found the entrance to the FORBIDDEN CITY OF B3TA

O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Quick, ready the CDC cannons

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

VERBOTEN

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Hello /b/.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

more like /b/rilliant

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

dum/b/

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Now I will waste my day on /mu/.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

FAIL

oh well apparently it doesnt like the picture of pedo bear!
well no matter
google image for him and see him in all his glory

(Argentum, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Why are you trying to educate b3ta about the internet?

Maybe I don't want to look at some foot fetish bear. Ever think of that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

there's an internet not on b3ta now?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

It's a shit internet. It's got sans and (more) kids.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

you know you want to look at it.

LOOK AT IT.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

For the last time

this is not the way to approach women. Do your dungarees back up and take the paper bin off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

So thats where the wedding day went wrong

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

No, that was because of what you did to the photographer.

Or, to be more precise, what you did to the photographer with his own tripod.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I just helped him look at it

LOOK AT IT!

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Ask me to look at it one more time

and I'll pin it to a piece of card and look at it properly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

LOOK AT IT.

/hands some card over.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I just looked at my tripod in disgust

filth bugger that it is, all in black, with its long legs and 360' swivel head

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

foot...feti- what?!

not quite!

(Argentum, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Latin>Greek

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

the board is for images you've made yourself

or at the very least added to in photoshop

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

not the very least

toap isn't loved like it used to be.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

4chan can fuck right off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

just red X for me

maybe websense :(

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

INCONCESSUS

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

REDEX PROTECTION APPLIED

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

getting a bit of this going on....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Albino Domo is forbidden, apparently

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

can we get a D I S C O

one?

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

You can,,, but will it have all the elements of Bridge-Chopper-Ladder-Shark?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Bridge-Chopper-Ladder-Shark is the best disco

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Big Bridge - Little Chopper - Laddered Fish

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

ok, here's one I done earlier

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

You apparantly can't say this

You have to give blowjobs to thread wasters!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

riverghost stop wasting replies

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I'm sorry

I know everytime I waste a reply I kill flipper.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

Queue up mate!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

since i was the op in this

i feel like i am guilty of thread wasting!
shite

(Argentum, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Personally I would have suggested that you check the URL..

Obviously there was an image you worked on and made an error.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

I'm suspecting the uploader has failed. It does that to me sometimes

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

it fails miserably at thumbing them if the image is over a certain size

shrink the image.. start again edit this thread :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

well it said it loaded right

but yeah i think it failed and made me look like a royal ass and waste a thread :(

(Argentum, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Fuck yeah next time there's a bandwagon I'm doing this fuck yeah.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

but every thing has internets on it now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

put them outside the house, place a white blanket over them

and don't forget to tag them for later identification

(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

not have internets, what is that?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

change the "cfb" to

"click for more fail"

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

I can't tell, and your redex isn't helping either

Please stop sucking so much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

X of crimson so have this:

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

they get everywhere

think im gonna do a series of these!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

John Peel was there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

John Peel was every where, till Jo Whiley killed him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

jo whiley

kills everything, but mostly erections

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

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hehe

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

ASCII OPTICAL ILLUSIONS ARE SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

IT BURNS

ARGH!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

I see a teapot

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

I see the tea in the teapot

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

i can c a b n i really like it

can u c a b?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

F.U.N.E.X?

F.U.N.E.M?

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

not for the guy who phoned in for a competition

got on and then proceeded to have a wank and cum

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

we've all done that though

thats just sunday fun.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

but it was midweek at 11am

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

everyday is a sunday

when you've got your cock out and the extension list for radio 1

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

he met everyone.

John Peel : I first met Hitler at an R'n'B gig in south Germany. Interesting story; but now here's Rockbitch with their new track...

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Ah, Rockbitch.

Bless them. Asking male fans to hum any one of their tunes often ends in a blank expression and then a groin movement.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

GNNNNNggggggggggg Nggggg NGgggggg

rock.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

all time favourite Peel played band has to be

"Kick the pregnant"
Couldn't tell you what the track was called though

actually that is the track, band name is boulder

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Best bandname I heard on that show was

Bum gravy.

to prove a point.
www.susanlawly.freeuk.com/textfiles/ladossier6.html

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

not on Peel

but the best band title i've ever heard is "kentucky fried cunt lips..."

can't remember where i heard it though

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

google never heard of them

sure it wasn't a lyric?

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

i'm starting to think

it might have been a suggestion in a drunk discussion when i was in sixth form many moons ago.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Personally I preffered when he did that noir story on Saturday Night Fry.

"The slick clean muzzle of my Walther PPK had been the only reliable friend in a crazy up turned world, I pointed the barrel into my mouth and moved to the trigger....no. There'd been too many deaths today. I tossed the gun into the canal and walked away."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Look, he doesn't like to be tickled

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

and theres

a cowboy with an invisible side shooter

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

no, he has just remembered that he has left the gas on

or that he left his Toto in the washing machine overnight

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

A 2000-year-old conspiracy!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I know the feeling! woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

your version is photoshopped and this version is how it really went down :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

Well, since it's twenty past 5....

more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

It is a kracken eating a giant eagle under the sea

wooooo :D

just for you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

I really wanted to repost my kracken-creature pic again then

There's something a bit not right there

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Edit: Gary Wlimot? WTF?

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

His name has been stuck in my head for the last 3 days, this is the only way to get it out of my head

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Ooh, yaaa...wait

...are those tentacles?

*covers mouth and backs slowly away*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Just feed it regularly, he'll be fine....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Dear fuck, that's gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

That's a bit of a rude name for him o_0

Dear Mr. Intercourse,

I'm writing to inform you that I have viewed your recent work and find it to be a beatuiful example of your craft.

All the best
Cap'n, your Cap'n

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

*LOL*

You loon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Haaaahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

To whom it may concern....

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

He's secretly Thai.

REALLY secretly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

it must be the bit of him that mean he can drink a whole bottle of Tabasco

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

That's a super-power, that is...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

just remember, if it burn on the way in, it burns on the way out

I've got an Oyster card coming :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

I could do that!

I've recently gone onto the habenero one (though the normal and green still have their own precious and individual places in my heart) and the normal tabasco doesn't taste that spicy anymore.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

I used to be able too, half a bottle of Tabasco

don't know if I could now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

You've never called me that before!

Gah! Pissage!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

Apparently I can raise one eyebrow, but only when I'm drunk and have a camera pointed at me. There is photographic evidence of this.

If it weren't for that I would swear on just about anything you could name that I don't have that ability.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Yikes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

He's very friendly

He's called Martin.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

SPIDER

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Nooooo....

I don't like spiders, I would nae do them...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

the test!

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

I'm several thousand times bigger than it

yet everyone seems to think I'm not scary.

Science is hard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

:) well hard

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

awwwwwwww fuffy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

hah

looks like this one is giving me the finger with both of his forelegs

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

But will you crawl into my mouth when I'm asleep though?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Is there anything I want in it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Haha :)

Unlikely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Put something I want in it

and probably, yes.

I like cake, bacon and SHOOOOOOOES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Yes, but you only have 2 legs...

And rather shapely ones at that, if I may make so bold.

*blushes*
I've embarrassed myself...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Awwww, you're a star.

A star with wrongeyes, it appears, but a star nonetheless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

kill it with hammers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

I don't mind them, I like the jumping zebra spiders

because they move like little robots

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Eeee!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Not as good as reptiles

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Nowhere near.

My little Fran's the best thing ever. EVER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

I love reptiles

I want a gecko, but don't have to time to look after it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

They don't need time!

They're the ultimate in easy living.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I would feel bad though

I will have to make do with reptiles in the wild and coming to see your Fran

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

okidoki.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

oooh, cracking one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

You racist.

Or something.

Dear gods I despise your passion with a talent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

I bet you're wondering why it's never raining in his images:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Well, that's not very nice now, is it?

*grumps*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

oooh, that is far too good! Top stuff as always JPG!

ah, time to brave london public transport. Byeeee!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Cheers, chap!

Best of luck!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

Woo!

This reminds me of my chosen deity the FSM! May his noodley appendages shine down and bless us all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Quite so, sir

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Ramen.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Armadillo fight!

These are superbe. I'm rooting for the bird.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Now you mention it....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

a purdy whatchamacallit

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Martin...

That's his name.

He'll be right chuffed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

That's rather good.

What do you use, some crazy-ass fractal-maker?

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Thanks!

It's generative, rather than fractals, you can mess with the shapes and spreads of the things*

*for want of a better word. ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

This is many shades of awesome

lovely colours I repay your efforts with a *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Thank 'ee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Awesome

click - but why it seem somehow familiar(?)

(SBCkittencure, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Maybe you have one in the bathroom sink?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Niiiiice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

Done in your 'Jazz Club' voice, yes?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

zalgo?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

Possibly, yes -

But that wasn't the intention...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

That is now my desktop wallpaper and it looks lovely......

.....(I hope that's ok with you?!?!)
More, more I say!

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jonbontempi, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

You're very welcome, sir

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)

that's a beauty, right there!

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McBadger COW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)

just fucking awesome.

I love the fog. very intriguing. implies a larger menace :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

You're most kind, thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)

I've run out of puns! I may be quiet for a while!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

not to sure radio ham is a pun

but then again you said you've run out, so...

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

Ham radio.

and yes it's shit.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

plays the sound of pork.

by Ludwig van Baconhoven

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

|:(

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

have they changed your pills at the nursing home then?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Yeah,

I'm on...Anti-Pun-Stan-ines!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

You aren't well are you?

the puns just aren't working

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

He's out of puns, get him while his powers are weak!

*grabs pitchfork*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

*sharpens killing knives*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

*killens sharpening knives*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Pig Hi-Fi?

Pork Stereo?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Bacon Music?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Sausage Speakers?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Bacon Boombox!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Pig stereo?

Porcine reciever?
Farm animal speaker?

RIS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9363296

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

i know, im not that stoopid innit

by the way - google image search 'cat teeth'

2nd row, cant miss it.

The perils of searching for modeling reference.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Like it...

From the same product line...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Hamplifier?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I tried doing a concept art.

I didn't go so well.

CFB

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

I strongly disagree with that statement.

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

tis lully, love the colours

also these generic icon things :

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

That's the happiest LED in the world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Lovely Emotive Dancer

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

I don't know but he seems to be reproducing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

You're crazy

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

They're going to take over the world! There's three now!

Personally I welcome out new chirpy LED overloads.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

*resists temptation to post hundreds*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

I feel very sick all of a sudden.

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

try spinning round fast with your head down and eyes shut

that'll get it out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Not going to be doing that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

You don't want that on you nice new desk

mess, yes; sick, no

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

I don't get on with sick.

It's my least favourite bodily excretion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

I don't like sick

Don't be around me when I am sick, I am very loud, for some strange reason. I will stop talking about it now, so it doesn't make you up and chuck.

have some zombie puppies to play with

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

it comes out of your nose when you do it well

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Not been sick since the red wine incident

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Much like sneezing, I seem to be able to project at such a velocity that my entire throat burns.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

I get pollution sneezes some times

I can sneeze so hard that it nearly pulls my saliva glands out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

I'm ok if I hear it

it's just if I smell it. I blame Stephen Spikings for vomiting on Anne during dress rehearsal at school.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

kid sick is worse, more bile in it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Oh, don't mention bile.

Vomming on nil by mouth is never fun....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

I did plenty of that as a kid, I can still taste it now

You never forget that taste :oS

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

nice

It narks me a bit that concept art has become an actual style as oposed to it being what it actually is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

I know what you mean

See also 'concept car'. wow, that's really cool! when's it being made?
It's not, it's just a concept car.

...erm?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Yeah, but concept cars are usually ridiculously over the top

and crap, cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/10/Honda_PUYO_Concept_Car.jpg

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Hahah! yes, this does appear to be true

To be fair, I was thinking of much cooler examples.
But then, to be fair, I don't really exxpose mayself to many situations where I'd see most concept cars anyway ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

is that door flying off toward the camera?

terrible use of blur

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

haha

LOOK OUT

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

unless he's planning to build a castle on a bridge, near the entrance to the underworld

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Well it's pretty much just drawing imaginary things without reference really.

Although in my defense that could be one of the places from my book. So I'll stick with that plea.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

aye, it's just how concept art seems to be the new name for roughed out lighting tests or unfinished images

whereas a concept artist is paid to convey the complete feel or mood, be that in a 10 minute, one colour pencil sketch or a 2 week 3d render job.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

2weeks rendering - wow thats a big file.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

You should see the screwdriver I did!

Terrible joke

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

I started doing 3d when you'd wait 8 hours for a scene with bump mapping

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

I statrted 3D on the amiga and all I got for 14 hours

was a fecking mirrorball on a checkboard.
:)

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

I agree with Riverghost

Mostly because it's his turn to be agreed with, but he's right anyway

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

hahahaha, after his brutal telling off this morning I should hope so

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

I missed DRAMA?

On the INTERNET?!

:o

Edit: Also, you were directly responsible for a strange feeling of pride but also slight blushing yesterday morning.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

"... so we say we give Clement the benefit of the doubt

and you have 14 seconds on Lichtenberg Figures starting... now"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

I missed this, I must see :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

Last night.

I said what everyone else did and had more people in my face than the person that wasted a thread.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

oh, the one about 'The best blog in the world'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

I could have been just a tribute:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

They should have just googled for it, if it was on links

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

was that last night?

christ, have I not been to bed?!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

You should change your username to happypills:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Hahaha I just saw it!

Quality :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

I do love the double standards on this board.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Oh you're not meant to agree with me.

I can do what everyone else is doing and still be wrong!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

it didn't go so badly I don't think

it got some people back onto the board after a 20 minute lull which is nice to see

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

and with that

I shall bid you all a fond good evening and see you tomorrow for more of the same...

sleep well gentle b3tans.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

*waves*

Goodnight, my fine fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Night lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

6:30, not a minute later, OK?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

that is lovely :)

Thank fuck for that, I have stopped shaking

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Which of the suggestions did you go for in the end?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

None, as I didn't see the other until now

I just laid on the floor controlling my breathing, seems to have worked

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Hope you're ok, chap.

Have a banana.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

I am now, was like it since 2:30

think it was just a withdrawal that I haven't had before, I still don't learn to take that damn tablet every night. That was because I was happy last night, so didn't feel the need to take it. Bloody stoopid head.

Will go and get a banananana now

Thank you :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Potassium, it couldn't hurt. :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

It would be least deadliest thing that I have put into my body :o)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

I just remembered I actually have a hypnosis mp3 I could have sent you which probably would have knocked you out.

Impeccable timing of me as ever there.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

I can knock myself out though self hypnosis/meditation

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

Proper self hypnosis or the rubbish kind which doesn't actually work?

Because I find the proper self hypnosis difficult because you know your own moves, much like that fight between the two leelas in Futurama.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

proper self hypnosis

My ex taught it to me, it does work 9 out of 10 times

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

I record it, albeit badly because I hate the sound of my own voice, and it will tenuously work on myself.

I think I'm just too stubborn though seeing as other people's recording generally work even less well.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

Send it to me?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Ah okey doke, I need to find the file and shove it up on mediafire or something though. (too big to email)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Lovely stuff.

I'm drawn (strangely) toward the blood splashes lower left...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Hahaha, that was actually meant to be a plant of some description in the foreground.

Some downloadable brush, just wanted to cover up the fact that the ground looked really really plain.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

oooh, that is rather awesome!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Nicely

Top arts

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

HELLWORLD

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Twinned with Milton Keynes

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

BEHIND YOU!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

BEE-HIVE YOU HAHAHAHAHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

oh, it's a wasp :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

WASP!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

shitting fuck

I am going to have to go, the shaking has got to bad

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

"no no -- she's in front of me - I can see her..."

you call that 8 minutes?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

You're still in here, aren't you? *taps skull*

www.b3ta.com/board/9363144

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

I SSHed into your head...

$sudo maketea -mS now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

reminds me of an amiga game

~~cant think of the name~~

Weird Dreams.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SUPER-WASPS?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

I never got past the candy floss machine on that game

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

I watched someone play it on a you tube vid a while back

It was too hard if you ask me.

you tube vid.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rhvFW3Lbo

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

that bloody game... I never managed to complete it....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

god that brings back memories

(

mozza, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

EEEEEK!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

it's only a wasp

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

"It's more scared of you than you are of it"

....and other platitudes

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

wasps aren't, they are just cunts

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

"it probably isn't really aware that you exist very much but might like the smell of you..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

"waving your arms about just attracts it to you even more"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

if it's too big to get on a bus

without paying for a ticket it's more than only a wasp.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Wasps are bastards.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

all animals are bastards

except the ones owned by mental people who have little animal weddings...

"... do you Mr. Snuggle Fluffs take thee Ickle Missus Lovely Face to be your lawfully wedded ... and so on and so on..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Fuck!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

ha ha ha

*Barbarosa in has a pic for just such an occasion shocker!*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

pffft, it's uncanny isn't it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Cantaloupe

No ladder.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

ha ha ha

very good... very good.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

also

where the cunt is everybody?

HELLO

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

So...

basically what you're saying is that all animals are bastards because they don't enter the sanctity* of marriage (except that some are forced through the process anyway despite a lack of understanding, so they're alright)?

Aww.

*Oh I don't know, don't ask me anything important today

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

what I said up there ^

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

^ this

with gold-leaf* covered bells on

*painstakingly applied by specially-trained gnomes using tweezers from the halls of Asgard

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

those are some impressive tweesers

hell yeah!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

this gives me the horn(et)

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

He wants to stick it in her!!

So do i!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

shes so gonna get it

up the ass

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

DUUUUUUUUCK! (no wasp sorry).

Woo. I've just got back from doing some gardening. Get it nice and ready for teh bash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

This cat is making a clay willy. Fact.

(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

thats the most NSFW this I've seen in all my time on the board!

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

Seriously?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

What she said^^^^

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

You missed Mongychops Scat porn extravaganza then

....That made for an "interesting" morning

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

christ almighty, I remember that... Thank fuck I wasn't at work that day...

so very unfunny.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Likewise

I did such a bloody double take when I logged on, I thought b3ta had been hacked by a hardcore site...silly man

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

It's entirely innocent

Although, having just looked at it objectively, it looks like the little cat's trying to make love, sweet or otherwise, to a floppy vibrator. Innocent intentions though: I just wanted to see if I could animate something rotating...

(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

hahaha

anyone know a good way of getting rid of the shakes?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

sure

drink them

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

heheheh

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Booze more!

Or mainline some Skag. Either will sort you out nicely!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Get better reaction implants?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

masturbation

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Well, it might not get rid of them, but they do add something to the experience...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

sleep

if you can sleep, get sleep... otherwise drink tea.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

no matter how much you shake it

the last drop will always dribble down your leg

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

But remember,

shake it more than three times and youre playing with it

(Argentum, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Hahaha!

Splendid!

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

I thought

that it was a banana

(MrPlankton, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

fuck it, i missed 3pm

i also didn't finish this as i was putting together a sand pit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

awesomewoo and lovely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYY!

how do mate, hope things are good in toastville.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

they're ok, could be better, but mustn't grumble

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

i've never seen bladerunner

...what is blade runner?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

it's a very good film by Ridley Scott

with Harrison Ford in

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

I didn't kill my wife

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

The mighty. Thor the brave. Crush the infidels in your waaaaay.

/man'o'war blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

nicely done

isn't it 3pm in the Azores?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

wotcha Thor - how's things?

nice pic'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

things aint bad

but spending too much time doing things around the house, need to look properly for a job, just missed out on one, so i hope another comes along soon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

yup

they're less and less like busses at the moment... good luck chap - hope it all comes good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Top Stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

a bit big

but aftereffects was really getting on my nerves with its gif options.

EDIT: thanks HappyToast for the reduced giffage...

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Haha

Edit: Yeah, that's fookin' massive tho'

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

its 5 frames per second

and less than a second long.... i just cant get it under 600k

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

shrink it a bit and crop it a bit

theres 20 pixels in from the left hand side that are not needed for the joke.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

dithering is not your friend

if it's double the allowed size, reduce the actual image dimensions.
Here, 200k version, same joke, none of the abuse
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1239808423/gaypope.gif

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

this was discusssed t'other day

not sure Ive seen the best way to optimise animated except these were suggested..

no gradients
horizontals better than verticals
use similiar colours - frame to frame
reduce pixel dimensions
eliminate unnecessary frames
no dithering
avoid gradients and textures.

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

it's utterly dependent on the animation

you can have a gradient if its not moving.
basically if its too big I just do it half size and double it up in the html

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

now that's some coming out

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

yay for you

and hoopla for Happy Toast.

now if we can just get the filthy sod to okay the johnnies then we can move forwards as a species.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

I spy, with my little eye,

something flawed in your logic there ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

I couldn't agree more

he's a menace.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Greater spotted bling toad....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Goldie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

ha ha ha

*hugs*

see he's "playing" the proms this year... God that made me feel old...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

I dont think he'll be doing drum'n'bass stuff

He learnt how to conduct an orchestra - It was on a tv show I never watched.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

yeah

this is what makes me feel old... but if I'm being honest it doesn't affect me all that much - it's just a little bit of a jolt when things happen which remind me that it's not 1997 any more.

The first Matrix (and ONLY) film is 10 yeas old! ... Coded Language is 10 years old... and so on and so on...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

:( feeling old

Alien (1979)
Back to the Future (1985)

My new girlfriend (2006)?

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

wow

it's like across between Goldie and Beyonce!

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Blingfrog wooo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

hahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Nice

Stuck in sodding traffic, got the shakes and feel like crap :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

You shouldn't be mainlining drugs whilst driving!

Bad Earl!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Would be better if i was

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Or posting on b3ta :p

Hello, Earl.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

hello Ms Weatherwax

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

NOM!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Come fly with me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Nuclear Accident at Sizewell B.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Ohhhhhhh I could go for some hot yolk right now.

*tummy rumbles*

This faster metabolism thing is shit. I'm always hungry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Or it could be a tapeworm....

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

nah! I think it's her just being greedy!

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

Cooooool. I shall name him Tim.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

I wish I had a tapeworm.

You're never alone with an intestinal parasite.

And I wouldn't be such a fat bastard, also.

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Get some serious stress in your life.

I lost loads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

I tried that.

Just got ulcers..

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Ahhhh, shitbiscuits.

I'd probably have done if I'd have carried on the way I was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

opposite effect here

stress = added fat

I can now roll down hill

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hills roll down me...

well, maybe not quite.

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

See, up to a certain point I eat when I'm stressed

and I was not aware that if I hit a point beyond that, I stop eating. There was a period last year when I was only eating every other day or so when I remembered. Very odd, never been like that before.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Whatever your job is - leave it if you havent already!

I did.

Now skint - but happier

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Mooooooortgaaaaaaaage

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

You should try the "alcoholism diet"

Lost 2 stone in a year!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Trouble is - alcohol makes me more hungry.

Hence great recent lardage..

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I get the very opposite. But the constant pain in the Kidneys is rather distracting.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Well you know what I'm going to say.

I watched someone I love try desperately to kill themselves with alcohol over a period of 22 years (that I was there to see). It's not fun. Please be careful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

*is suitably admonished*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Just be careful, that's all.

Having said that, it's your life. Shut up, Fae.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

no - don't

there's nothing wrong with giving good advice... it's the bit where you go beyond advice and forcibly lock people in your house without keys money or booze while you have to go to work that I struggled with.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

yes good advice is hard to take

life's little oxymoron

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Not at all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

*Cleans your coat*

love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

look after yourself Sir

please.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

I was doing quite well until recently,

the lure is just too great.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

yup... I sometimes wonder myself

... when I'm putting out bottles of whisky for recycling like everyone else puts out bottles of wine...

*nice big hugs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

I tried that and i I got was a beer belly

I'm very happy with it.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Lucky the Fuhrer is on shift

so Ill get them to throw red wine and cheese over the barricade. Hopfully ill get some rioja and a small piece of shropshire blue. As long as I avoid the searchlights I should be ok.

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Nice!

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

DIPPY EGGS!

*gets dizzy*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

ARF

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

HUNGRY!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I'm leaving in 7 minutes and nobody's stopping me!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'm going to post a pic that you will like in 8 minutes...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

YOU HAVE TWO!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

I'LL DO IT IN THREE!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'll name that song in 45

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'm WAITING *TAPS FOOT*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

"I'm leaving in 7 minutes and nobody's stopping me!"

I did! :D

Win!

The image was a lie

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

ARCCCCHHHH

I WILL HUNT DO DOWN AND WANK IN YOUR EYE TILL YOU DIE

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

My future brother-in-law works there

Apparently everything you've seen in The Simpsons about a power plant is true

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Hehe!

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

ha ha ha

I just hope it's enough to distract Jamiroquai...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

then maybe we'll finally be able to trap him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

That's a rather disquieting thought...

About your B/I/L, not the pic, which is Woo!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hahaha disco!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

EGG?

EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!

EGG.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

TOAST!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

SOLDIERS!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Cried Abu Hamza.

Toast them with big bangy bangs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Sossies for dinner tonight!

Cheese Mash & Onion gravy!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Phwooooooooaaaaar.

What've I got? Hmmm. Smoked sausage, bacon, rice, mushrooms, parmesan...

Risotto, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Salmon for me I think

... with asparagus and green beans and butternut squash & ginger mash.

YOM!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

You never told me you were coming round?

*gets out best crockery*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

ha ha ha

I think this makes us brothers or something

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

OK - you win.

Risotto beats Sossies every day, twice at weekends.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

I had sausages yesterday and they were bloody lovely.

Brett burnt them a bit, just how I like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Stop it! I'm starving!

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Sorry!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

I had sausages last night

Tonight I'll probably have salmon or something

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

what's all this then

are you going to be visiting me for tea?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'll be there at 6:30 sharp

Also get out of my head now, it's getting a bit scary...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

look behind you...

BOO!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

buggie buggie buggie buggie

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

I have some stew with beef, pork and lamb.

I'm not sure what to have it with yet. In the absence of root vegetables to mash, probably pearl barley risotto.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Make some big yorkshires to serve it in instead of bowls.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

I might well do that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

I would if it were me and my oven hadn't fllen out with me

for calling it a stupid electronic piece of bastwank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

oooOOOooooo!

That sounds rather spesh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

I stole the recipe from Alsace.

Although I get strange looks when I call it Alsatian stew.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hang on a mo....

I may have had that - in Strasbourg.

What the hell was it called?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

It was called Baeckeoffe.

Nice meaty stew with sliced potatoes, wine and assorted other veg. I had it somewhere along the wine route south of Strasbourg.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

That's the Badger!!!!

It was bloody lovely. It was served in a huge stone pot, enough for a dozen people.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Sounds like it.

They have fantastic onion tarts around there too

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

sounds lovely

have a large and well baked baked potato ... and red current jelly.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Anyone else prefer the happy funerals of yesteryear? Today's morose affairs are so dull...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

"i'm not dead!"

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

how can we be sure?

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

generic comeback #47 not found

restarting

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

nothing generic about my comeback

I've not eaten any asparagus.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

good to hear

there are still some sane people about

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Agreed

At least they knew how to have a fun time.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

My funeral will feature my flaming body being hurled into the north sea by a giant trebuchet.

Should be a laugh.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

wow

no expense spared

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

WHahahahahaaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

your rosebuds are numbered

gather them now
for rosebuds sake
and if your arms aren't too encumbered
gather a bud or two for Jake...!

Jake Thackray was a God in Swale dale!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Here Here!

*sings "Oh Sister Josephine...."

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

"... dressed only in your wimple and your rosary..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

haha

this reminds me of Wisconsin Death Trip

also, apparently when Princess Margaret's funeral cortege came through Slough, someone threw a kebab on the windscreen to accompany the flowers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

the kebab was for the afterlife

a kind thought id say

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Hahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Needs more Jade Goody

But nice!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Someone say Cock Wednesday?

A larger relative of the Dik-Dik...

Click for throbbing Hardcore version

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

COCK TUESDAY!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

How wrong is that?

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owensanity, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

I got massively shouted at a year or so ago for posting something half as bad as that

You should expect some major abuse now and calls for it to be removed, or a lovely wave of double standards :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I have principles you know

and if you dont like those...well I have other principles

/Marx

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Commie alert!

Bring in the troops!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Groucho was a commie?

and I read his biography. he never mentioned it

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

What are you talking about WIllis?

You're quoting from Marx...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

*shouts at Happy Toast*

no reason

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

wouldn't want to be chased by it

unless i was gay

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Hard to explain to the missus ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

yeh

they should publish greetings cards explaining the whole thing then i could just post it to her...

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

I went to Africa and all I got was a ruptured colon

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

hahaha

quiet office lol there. Madonna did quite well over in Africa though apparently

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

It's funny tough...she went cry cry at afrika, wanted to buy a kid

Since that failed....she bought a 40 mil. house....how does that add up?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

haha adding that up seems

a lot more expensive than the kid?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I meant morally ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I for one love it

Does that mean I love teh cock?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

and sack

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

I LOVE COCK AND I LOVE YOUR CREATURE

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

I find this lack of cock disturbing

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Also related to the impala.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Haha

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

:-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

54% too fucking big!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

that is all,

All apart from the stupid sodding warning about decreasing fertility.
The health nazis should be thanking, no lauding smokers for their efforts to reduce fertility thus reducing the population.

Forget bio diesel, solar panels, vegetarianism and earth hour.
The best thing anyone can do for the environment is not to have any kids.

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Steamed racist is on my ciggy packet today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

I always try and buy the "can harm your children" ones,

as it saves me having to.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

*pff*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

If I wanted to harm my children I could do it for free

and not pay NEARLY 6 BLOODY QUID for it.

Or nearly £7 in That London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I still fondly remember buying 10 silk cut for 99p

ahh, school :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

I have no fond memories of buying silk cut

I've smoked three of them in my life, and they've all been given by other people.

I can't remember how much cigarettes cost when I started smoking. Anyone? 1996. Go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Probably about £3 for 20 in 96

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

That much, then.

*wistfuls*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

this much

www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/apr/25/regulators.smoking1

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

£2.89

bloody hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Now i'm thinking

Why didn't I just spend all my student loans on cigarettes, the one investment guaranteed to always rise in value.

I could be rich now

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Because they'd taste like that packet of rothman's I've still got for emergencies.

Like dessicated sewer sludge and dust.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Bloody hell....

That's scary. Under 2 quid a pack when I was at Uni....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

He shoots he scores!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

You are the ciggy trivia king, Toast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

despite quitting about 7 years ago I still marvel at the price climb

and miss the social nature of it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

I should probably quit.

Unfortunately for me, I still enjoy smoking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

That's some while back, sir...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

kids shouldn't have to pay tax anyway

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Just before I dismount my hobby horse,

Why can't there be a state-wide price for smokes, anyhow, rather than, let's say - THE BASTARD WH SMITH AT EUSTON WHO CHARGE ABOUT A POUND A PACK MORE THAN ANYWHERE FUCKING ELSE?

*ahem*

*calms down*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

:D or Marylebone

I paid £7.something for 20 and a lighter on Saturday there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

4 euros here for 19 \o/

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Two words.

Proper.

Bacon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

5 euros for a 23 pack

*tries to ignore intrusive thoughts about proper bacon*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Crispy and juicy and hot and salty and mmmmmmmmm

ahem. Bacon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

I just eat two packs of streaky bacon with my eyes closed.

Same thing really. Almost.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Almost, but not quite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ah, the special German 19 pack of smokes

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

in some Canadian states all cigarettes and alcohol

are dispensed from state run stores...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Thankfully not in Montreal...

They were dirt cheap, too.

Booze, on the other hand, wasn't.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

steamed racist?

I dont smoke (nor know that many people that do) so i havent seen much of these things.

They sound good though - kinda like the cards you get in that garbage pail kids gum.

Swap your lung cancer for my dead kids!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Top left.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy

(Ikea Boy, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

No children could have a disastrous impact on pensions though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

hahahahahahahaa

just make suicide an easy affair and the problem is solved. I know I'm not intending on getting old and decrepit. The minute I can't draw or help people I'm checking out.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

ha ha ha

shit - it's a delicate balance... we need just enough kids to keep us in plasma screen TVs and BLU RAY DVD players... but not so many as to mean that the world is more fucked...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

It's all Hitler's fault

If we didn't have the post-war population boom then there wouldn't have been a problem.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

also

we'd all be riding around in jetpacks by now.

Hitler? What a cunt!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Ah but

The average cost of raising a child to the age of 21 is £186,032
*source: www.guardian.co.uk/money/2008/jun/18/familyfinance2

So if you don't have kids and invest £186k you'll have a nice fat private pension pot.

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

The state gives parents that money as tax rebates etc

If you dont have kids you pay @ 40% more tax than someone who does have kids

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Government hypocrisy

They're paying people to pollute, there should be a green tax on ppl who have kids

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

that's exactly what the Bugs of Klandathu want you to think

... would you like to know more?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Yes, please!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

damn...

I was hoping you'd say no...

Klandathu is a rocky planet situated on the other side of the Galaxy to us. It is inhabited by bugs that have started an interstellar war with Earth... there are more bugs than there are humans... if we voluntarily reduce our total population then the ratio of bugs:humans will be stacked more in their favour and they might win the war...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

*makes shorthand notes*

Yes...?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

[reporting on the failed invasion of Klendathu]

Newsreel announcer: Crisis for humankind. Fleet officials admit they underestimated the Arachnids' defensive capability.
[switch over to the Federal council]
Newsreel announcer: Accepting responsibility for Klendathu, Sky Marshal Dienes resigns. His successor, Sky Marshal Tehat Maru, outlines her new strategy.
Sky Marshal Tehat Meru: To fight the bug, we must understand the bug. We can ill afford another Klendathu.
Newsreel announcer: Would you like to know more?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

..and we must fight them with peashooters

and be surprised that they are intelligent when we get to their planet and are bombarded with plasma poo, despite the fact they had enough smarts to throw rocks at us from across the fucking galaxy... but then Denise Richards.....
\edit oh and the fact that if they wanted to target our planet with rocks thrown from theirs, even if they lobbed them at the speed of light they would take at least 100,000 years to get here.....

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

If I remember the book correctly

wasn't it the humans that started the war with the bugs? I'm sure the bug/human war was mentioned rather briefly.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

I have recently given up smoking

but I still hate the bloody health nazis.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

here have a free cigarette,

You don't have to smoke it, you can just hold it if you like.

..

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

*agrees wholeheartedly*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

How do you propose to stop people fucking?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

who says stop fucking?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

The Pope?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Generally babies are a by-product.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

We have a wonderful thing called contraception

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Have a chat with the Pope about that.

See if you can get the decrepit nazi boy to change his mantra.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

what do you care what he says?

when you call him decrepit nazi boy, you can't think that much of him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

I don't care what he says

unfortunately an alledged 1 billion Catholics do...

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

That still gives us ~5/6 of the world's population to work with.

And the possibly quite large proportion of Catholics who aren't as foolish as the Pope.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Either that or avoid being Catholic.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

you been talking to that Attenborough chap again?

I reckon he's trying to invent soylent green and solve the population crisis in one tasty step.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

oh...too late

I cant easily send them back either

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Well do the humane thing and get them smoking now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

* S M O K E S *

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

did you read this or something?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement

sorry to disagree, but such statements or ideologies may come only from secret misanthropes,
who have despaired because of their lack of understanding of the current state of the world
and have lost any hope that the next generations can make things better

watch zeitgeist addendum, there is always hope

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

I think the idea is to try to keep the population at a managable/supportable level,

rather than continuing to increase it exponentially in the hope that our resources will increase in the same manner.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

theres a current theory..

that 5/6ths of the globe will have regressive populations in 20 years (65 nations do now apparently). Its the 1/6th that's the biggest challenge as its the poorest and has least ability to deal with the issue

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

surely, you are right

I guess this works already in the wealthy countries
the unmanageable/exponential increase in the rest of the world, however, how do you manage that?
given the current level of total indifference to and cunning exploitation of "them",
things aren't getting any better now.

This may lead to a new kind of racism, where the poor uneducated "darkeys" are denied the right for procreation.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Certainly, it's a difficult problem.

Particularly as if done wrong it'll lead to an ageing population unable to support itself.
But I don't see ignoring the problem and hoping it'll go away as a reasonable response.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

wait, I got a solution...

...reinstating slavery legally on a world scale!
and importing niggers, pakis, arabs, poles and eskimoes to do all the dirty work,
but castrating them beforehand so they can't breed.

huzzah!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Hmmm what if we could produce enough food,,,,

But say the population density of the UK reached 1 million per sq mile.... we'd all end up cooped up in massive skyrises.....

I'm sure technology can feed us all, but quality of life would suck

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Suck?

Not sure about that. With the demise of oil-based industry,
everything will change in so many ways that I at least can't imagine it for now

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

personally I think the government should have more control over an individual's freedom based on whim and opinion.

Screaming kids irritate me. There is no reliable evidence that screaming kids harm my health when it's other people's screaming kids, but it annoys me. Ban them I say. Ban them from public transport, bars, restaurants and anywhere with three walls and a roof. Let them scream outside in the rain and cold because their screaming ignites my rage that other people are allowed to have screaming kids in my presence when it's clearly mildly irritating.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

tests have shown:

BRAIN CANCER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Statistics, when we add and subtract some numbers up and down from them

have shown that you have a 50% chance of dying tomorrow.

9 out of 40 people will accidentally rape a freshly cooked swan in their lives.

99% of studies by the World Health Organisation are swept under the carpet if they don't agree with whatever politicians would like to convey.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

WE MUST ACT NOW

AND HARD..

TO THE HOUSES OF PARLIEMENTS!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

THIS

with bells on.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Sounds reasonable to me.

At least the part about banning screaming crumb snatching disease laden snotball kids...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm never having kids because they're shit

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

And also

I'm never having kids because they're shits

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WOLF .™, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Times are hard for us all you know

Even football club mascots are having to take second jobs...

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

surgeon chicken

is in ur lab stealin ur needles

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Is the bottom one making Custard?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

It's Custard Chicken!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

Fondue

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

Almost certainly

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

I heard

the Oldham mascot broke his ankle on Saturday, adding to their injury woes.

I'm going to have to stop posting for the rest of the day now...9

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

nekkidity pending!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

hahah

i believe i've just found something rather awesome img.leprosorium.com/510962

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weaver., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

I believe you have

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Isn't that Cyriak's?

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

if it is they've shopped his tag out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

i thought it might be

the motion just reminded me of his style

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weaver., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

I saw his name in the credits of a really crap TV programme last week

It was a such a bad show I forget what it was.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Nope still can't remember.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Another Marketing Plan?

Click for bigger (66 kb)

(TomJoad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'm not eating her, no matter what pills I've taken

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

oh god no!!...when did she die? :(

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

She was

the people's minger

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

Hehe

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

shit, they cloned her

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

She looked proper clone like near the end

How fitting to have something that people can insert loose change to see er and waste some of their time... Namcom make this now!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

wait for it......

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Wicked! *plauds*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

ACE!!

happy b3taday

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

woo!...just made this...forgot :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

lovely!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

awesome! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

ace

looks like a santana album cover

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Bestest evar

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

woo, thats nice

I have no idea about what its about though, having never seen bladerunner

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

top film

although Alien is better IMO

*runs*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

You can't compare them

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

awesome awesome awesome

i hope you are rich from your talent

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

maybe once I'm dead

certainly not heading that way yet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha

Ace

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Belated Happy B3taday!

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Happy burning pixel day!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

canned eels

happy candling and cayke day

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha

good response :) Thanks all

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

O hai A Vagabond.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Splendid!

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

sad and funny at the same time :)

nicely done

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

deleted scene

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floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

that tie. that tie is perfect :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

his tie and shirt truly are hideous :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

absolutely

it's amazing how "the future" can never escape from the styles of the time. Demolition Man and Total Recall, for example, truly smack of the early nineties in hair-do and clothes :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

most telling are the computer systems

unless it's a dystopian future, where technology has partially regressed.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

awesome - the best it just captures it in one

Id been trying to make a nora batty...failed was utter crap

now crying into my tea

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

awesome genius bastard

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

BAM!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

cor!

very nice

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Thank you sir, first wacom try....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Fluffeh Pris tiem

click for slightly bigger

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

gorgeous :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

deftly done :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Ace!

Cor - legs!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

hehe corr :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Cool!

Go on I know you've got a Leon tucked away somewhere...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

I have, was just waiting for a Leon to reply to

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

corr she's rather good :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

my god.

amazing work :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Awesome!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

I failed...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

Click for bigger alternate version

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

merci merci

your Rutger is champ!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

bless :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

woo

nice recreation of replicant :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

I only do eyes

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

and this one, knocked up in 30 minutes

And I'm surely the first person to have done that to Edward James Olmos...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

indeed

I'm still waiting for a Leon one so I can reply to that too :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Hoorah for Leon!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

thats well skill

looks just like him

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

excellent

top work

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

he's great :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

I may actually get around to watching Bladerunner sometime!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

haha i was just thinking that

then i started watching it right now

great pictures, everyone

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

try and watch the original video version

(with the full voiceover)
easily the best one

The final cut version I found strangely dull

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

I think I have the directors cut,

But if it's a full disc ..ahem..copy there maybe another version, on there.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

surely not??

I thought the directors cut was way better, lets you figure it out for yourself.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

the directors cut makes the he's a replicant thing to obvious

I like the ambiguity of the original

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

I may just be very thick

but I never got that impression that Dekkard was!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

it's only the unicorn that really makes it clear

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

I've said this before.

personally I don't rate the film that much anyway, but I think the original version at least has a bit of pace about it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

eeeeexactly

and a lovely old detective story feel with the narration

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

I enjoyed

the final cut. At least it's nearer to the director's vision that he was not allowed to release.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

shows what he knows

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

no one else done a Leon? oh well...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

I loved the book

Do Androids dream of Electric sheep

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

I didn't get in to it to be honest

have you read the Blade Runner sequals? they're really good, ok'd by Dick's estate and follow the film not the original novel

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

No I didn't

just finished up JPod and have to finish 300 pages from the Imajica Omnibus...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

nicely done

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Brion James FTW!

Such an underrated actor.

I loved it when Altman cast him (a straight to video legend) as the studio head in the Player

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

One of my heroes.

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

That's marvellous, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

incidentally

here is a contemporary Jonathan Meades essay on the art direction of the film

www.clivejames.com/jonathan-meades/blade-runner

dry, and funny, as ever.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

omg I cant bare anymore reading

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Ive been listening to Clive James

audio book 'cutlural amnesia - notes in the margin' - not bad, quite a good in fact

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

sounds tasty

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

That's a great piece.

Thanks for the link.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

glad you like

now it's got me googling all the painters and sources he mentions :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Didn't want to get in the way of the real illustrators...all Woosome! :D

I yet again failed to learn to draw, have some more Live Trace.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

in the book Becker had a wife, in the movie he was single. Still he had sex with her in both versions.

Android boinking FTW!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Whadda guy!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

best put this here for good measure.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

*measures*

I'll just do the inside leg while I'm here....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

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