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quick'n'dirty for the compo
they has \o/s every day in the metropolitan mounted branch :P
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:26,
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is that Jessica Hynes?Saucy minx.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35,
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no don't think sosource, hadn't realised she'd changed her name to hynes from stevenson, i loved her in spaced :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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Paddy?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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Zombeh's gonna get ya.(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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hahaha :DI like that
I seem to be getting pissed off
(I seem to be getting pissed off
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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pffffft, I like the models tabGreg is the man
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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i know :)i was considering setting him as the default one.
but i forgot :(
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:26,
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but i forgot :(
Mine will become short this weekGrade 2 all over :)
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32,
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The back had got long to the extent where it was down to my shoulder blades and I ended up with loads of loose hair in the morning from sleeping on it.So went to get it trimmed to the decent length it was at last bash time.
Barber asked me 'Would you like it cut to the collar?'
And me, wearing a really loose t-shirt of which the back of the collar was about shoulder height said yes.
He then intepreted that as a ridiculously high starched shirt collar. Cue having barely any fucking hair.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36,
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Barber asked me 'Would you like it cut to the collar?'
And me, wearing a really loose t-shirt of which the back of the collar was about shoulder height said yes.
He then intepreted that as a ridiculously high starched shirt collar. Cue having barely any fucking hair.
High starched shirt collar? No hair?I think you've found Harry Hill's Barber
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42,
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He's a good barber in reality, it's not his fault he made me look like a 1980s german lesbian.Irritatingly though someone asked me if I wanted to go to one of those comic, games, anime convention things and having never been to one I decided I should pointlessly dress as solid snake.
Unfortunately now I've got no bloody hair!
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44,
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Unfortunately now I've got no bloody hair!
As much as I love fission, I just can't seem to catch anything.
Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:25,
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PLEASE SEND IT TO MY BOSSdamnit, damn damn damn shitmeetings
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:22,
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hahahha! Run, Zombie, RUN!awesome stuff :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:22,
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Yes.lickle cute cartoon zombeh.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:31,
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grrr, aarg.
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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The boyle is strong in this one Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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this whole news story is annoying mecos i keep thinking it's about me or my sister (boyle's only one letter out from my surname, and Susan Boyle's not a million miles from my sister's full (married) name)
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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Change your name, she's a henry and (to bad) she's here to stay...:-( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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Nicely doneBut why the fuck is this still going on?
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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^THISThe boyl boils are growing
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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If you scroll so you can only see the eyes and top of the headthat doesn't half look like a really excited Kim Jong Il without his glasses on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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Now I'm gonna have the "I'm so lonely" song in my head all afternoon:(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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Do you have any idea how FUCKING BUSY I AM? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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Haha yes! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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Hungry, annoyed. You? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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awwww, no, HANS BWIX! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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Das good. Das very very good.In a digital photo would you soften the blue channel to tone the freckles / jpg squares down?
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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if you have photoshopthere's a removie noise filter which also deals with jpeg artefacts.
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arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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I'm on CS2, which one you using?despeckle and facet never do the trick.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33,
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I'm sure this will have been done better.... But still here you go...
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:16,
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I can hear Arthur Low narrating the film :D Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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You Ben Stiller to see it Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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Stop it, my brain can't take it today Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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I'm sorry my brainz are full of madness & porn Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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It's ok it's not out until th 3 June 2009 ;) benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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haha, take that you smiley shit Did you know that the cover of Watchmen was changed (various group shots and a close up of the badge) because some german bloke proved in court he designed the first ever smiley and owns copyright. what a git! surely he'd appreciate the guaranteed boost in sales and allow the front page advert
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:17,
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TOM HANKS DESIGNED IT Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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and then became himself and ate oreos with a child on a trampoline. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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that makes me feel sick just thinking about it....:(
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:25,
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I'm guessing they did the new cover rather than pay him anything
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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He be claiming he design the first frowny face next :(...
( benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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hahahahahah! brilliant!*click!*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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hahahagrand!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39,
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This is ace. I love presents. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:11,
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Nothing not to like here...Even his likkel badge is smiling like its Xmas eve!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Unless it is the band, then there is no love Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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That's who NWA were really singing aboutSting of the dump and his mates. Well, let's forgive his mates - just stingtits
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rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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Sting of the dump?Oh, why do I NEVER have photoshop when I need it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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*clapclapclap*baby arrangedletters!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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Stingtits, sting is more then a tit, he is a cunt Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:16,
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The Policegetting more snoopy every day
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Pffft."We know you're up to something ... nobody's innocent ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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but he's got a special taildoesn't that make him different? no? no... it doesn't really.
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:16,
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Wednesday 29th April 3pm Draw Off - TV Detectives
Genre suggested by Archie - hopefully he'll draw something then ;)
And the winner was.......
COLUMBO! See you on Wednesday with your dirty Macs
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:09,
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I'm drawing Poirot whether it gets picked or not ;) there may well be a kick-ass Miss Marple in there as well
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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Ustinov or Suchet? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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Although I love Suchet's performanceI still prefer Ustinov
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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THANK YOU.You're the only one I've ever known who agreed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:11,
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He was perfect for the time they were filmed inbig budgets, and a plethora of hollywood greats around him.
It just worked.
Marple on the other hand, Joan Hickson all the way, even better than Margaret Rutherford, and I don't say that lightly
(It just worked.
Marple on the other hand, Joan Hickson all the way, even better than Margaret Rutherford, and I don't say that lightly
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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Yes, Rutherford was just her normal bumbling self as Marple Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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Best Holmes? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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well, WELL said that man :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:28,
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no one else has come closeEdward Hardwicke's Watson is good too, in fact everything about that series was great. Theme tune especially
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34,
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hehe, yup :)*covets the dvds*
I'd love to see your take on Brett's Holmes in your own styleeee
(I'd love to see your take on Brett's Holmes in your own styleeee
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38,
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I agreed with the said statement the other week :P Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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Reasons pleaseI prefer Suchet, but can't think of a legitimate reason why.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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I haven't got a legitimate reasonI just love Ustinov, I think he fits better and he's got a lovely face. See? I'm crap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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pfft.Ustinov is Poirot. That other young upstart is an imposter.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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peoplefour, counting pasanonikins.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Got to be Suchetnothing says bored Sunday evening at the parents slumped in front of the TV like David Suchet with a French accent :D
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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jeeves and wooster was much better bored rainy weekend fairthere has never been better casting in all of time and space.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:16,
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and I'll be doing Starsky and Hutchin a style that is a blatant copy of Toasty's.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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I'm so glad I try and make an effort for peopleonly for them to go off and do whatever the fuck they want
I may retire the draw off again, it's quite pointless
(I may retire the draw off again, it's quite pointless
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:11,
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Whoa.Easy. I'll draw whatever the hell it is you want me to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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Every other post on B3ta is about doing absoulutely anythingthe tiny moment that I try and organise a fun Take That Gallery style moment for the special kids I like to try and keep on the rails.
Sorry to be huffy, just remember how it all went to shit the last time.
(Sorry to be huffy, just remember how it all went to shit the last time.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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*cuddles the toasty head*you're not allowed out until you're smiling again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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easy, Granville The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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Don't take it to heart.I was not being serious. I've not entered the draw off for 2 weeks anyway so you might as well ignore me ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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I still hope you may dash in late as usual ;p HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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I'll do my best.I always intend to but some crap in real life happens and before I know it I have 30 minutes to come up with something.
I might just do one of each and then I'll have something for the draw-off and something to spam the board with right after ;)
(I might just do one of each and then I'll have something for the draw-off and something to spam the board with right after ;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:17,
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I can vote again in 65 minutes time?when did that happen?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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I was just wondering about the voting thingas it used to be 30 minutes. (Not that I go back and vote again, I just noticed the numbers )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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I'm home early and most of you lot aren't :P Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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It's a holiday here todayso nyer
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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that doesn't countanyway, it is may day next monday :)
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Poirot ftwI might actually participate in one of these draw-offs for the first time.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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please don't vote unless you areit's a bit wanky saying what everyone should draw and then not bothering
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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Like on the image challenge? ;DDon't worry, I have a great* idea
*your experience may differ
(*your experience may differ
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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Are you like stuck in 80's future? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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reeeves and mortimer with emilia foxi fancy her so god damn much
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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haha.Let's just pretend that the Reeves and Mortimer one never happened ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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I don't knowIt had so much promise, and a bit more fun than the original - but Mortimer's acting is appalling and they went a bit weird
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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I like both, but the R&M fell apartThey should have got me in to direct clearly.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36,
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let get him a cakeonly really, it's a lizard wearing a cake disguise.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:21,
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nope...(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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Everyone's NWA until they get mugged. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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and then they're fucking Charles Bronsonthat fucking is me being emphatic through swearing.. rather than the implication you go and fuck the actor and/or the criminal after beign mugged.
that would both be silly and foolish. sillish.
(that would both be silly and foolish. sillish.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50,
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I just don't get this 'waaaaah, I hate the police'why? Because a bunch of petulant black boys who like shooting the shit out of each other told you to?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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I want to like the police...but they just keep proving that their ranks are mainly made up of power hungry fucktards. I met a good policeman once and he was of the same opinion.
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:54,
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I love the policeand support them wholeheartedly.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:54,
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A few of my family members are policeone was assaulted with a brick for being one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:55,
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I've got attacked for being ginger.not with a brick though with a shallow swimming pool... and gravity.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:57,
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many years ago whilstshe and I were waiting to move into our new house, We lodged with a copper and his mrs. He was in the Tactical Aid Group (TAG but I think they have a different name now ) but in the time when policemen did not have guns or an armed response team TAG were the guys that ran around airports with sub-machine guns and went to all the dangerous stuff. He was also one of the guys digging up the moors looking for Hindley and Brady's victims.
The sad part about it was that in order for him to do that job he and his wife had to live under assumed names 200 miles away from where they grew up.
(The sad part about it was that in order for him to do that job he and his wife had to live under assumed names 200 miles away from where they grew up.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:02,
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the police are as human and as fallible as the rest of usalso, being the awkward cunt that I am, I believe that you should be openly critical of any one in a position of power and authority. Supposedly, being as we are a democracy, this is what we should be allowed to do.
but then I am a filthy deviant liberal.
(but then I am a filthy deviant liberal.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:55,
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I'm probably wrongI haven't got a che guevara t shirt and a rollie on the go, I obviously don't give a shit enough.
*bad mood*
(*bad mood*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:56,
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How can you be sad?You are Captain Wow! CAPTAIN WOW! And you've got a great hat - the world's your oyster :D (I'd give you a hug but I fear you might push me violently into the road).
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:01,
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It still outweighs the list of violent crimes.I'm not saying there aren't bad appled, but I'm also not saying that they're all bad apples. That's my point. I hate this whole 'calling someone a name just because of the job they do without even knowing them' thing. It's just a bit pathetic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:59,
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Sure. Although I'm not paying violent criminals to attack meI don't have a problem with a few bad apples either. I have a problem with a framework that doesn't automatically and immediately remove the bad apples from within, and seems overall incredibly resistant to idea.
As for name calling, I also have no sympathy. But equally I cannot stand the aggrandizement.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:05,
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As for name calling, I also have no sympathy. But equally I cannot stand the aggrandizement.
so what we need are thousands of people who never make mistakes and want to be police officers.They shouldn't be too hard to find. I just recriut now.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52,
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nope... my dislike stems from having friends who were badly beaten up at stonehenge a few years back and my own handcuff scar*in all honesty, I don't dislike the police for the fact that they're the police. but I dislike the lack of accountability when any of their number are genuine cunts.
*i deserved getting pinched but the bastard cuffs were on a bit too tight
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:58,
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*i deserved getting pinched but the bastard cuffs were on a bit too tight
I dislike the 'one of you's a git so you all are' thing. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:02,
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i totally agree with youbut my problem isn't with the policemen and women, they're very brave, its with the organisation of "the police force".
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:03,
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To be fairI'd have beaten you all up too and I don't need a uniform ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:04,
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Over the yearsI've been mugged, the police turned up after 14 days. Had my car broken into, someone was sent to dust for prints, never heard anything back. House vandalised, didn't even turn up.
When I was working at a local supermarket whilst at college there were two armed robberies, on one occasion the police turned up after 45 minutes, the second they turned up after 2 days. One of the girls on the checkout was stabbed, they failed to arrest anyone. One of the girls on the shopfloor was gang raped in view of the CCTV cameras behind the store on her way home from work, noone was arrested.
Am I allowed to not like the local police force?
Edit: not meant as a dig at you captain.
(When I was working at a local supermarket whilst at college there were two armed robberies, on one occasion the police turned up after 45 minutes, the second they turned up after 2 days. One of the girls on the checkout was stabbed, they failed to arrest anyone. One of the girls on the shopfloor was gang raped in view of the CCTV cameras behind the store on her way home from work, noone was arrested.
Am I allowed to not like the local police force?
Edit: not meant as a dig at you captain.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:58,
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oh good pointi've been burgled, called the police and a week later someone turned up. and i've witnessed a serious assault and the police never called me back.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:01,
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My brother has had the same thing, phoned the police when he saw someone breaking into a car just down his roadand the police didn't care to the extent they didn't even ask for the numberplate.
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Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:03,
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You're allowed to do whatever the fuck it is that you want Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:03,
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Damn straight!That's democracy and anyone that disagrees should go and live somewhere America hasn't invaded yet ;)
In all honesty I don't hate the police but I do dislike the way they carry on most of the time. For example a few weeks ago I get stopped and given the 3rd degree by a plastic because I looked a little flustered when I was walking home from the gym...
(In all honesty I don't hate the police but I do dislike the way they carry on most of the time. For example a few weeks ago I get stopped and given the 3rd degree by a plastic because I looked a little flustered when I was walking home from the gym...
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:07,
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Nah, some people are open minded towards the police...... until they see them pissing about in central brixton doing f*ck all in the safe bit but NEVER see them in the dodgy Tulse Hill area where they are needed.... or some other such thing like reading about them arresting people for photographing buildings, whacking women in the face..
oh for a nice police force
(oh for a nice police force
rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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This.Or getting special deals at kebab shops while on duty.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:52,
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they always in my local kebab shopwith their panda car parked outside. I wish I had a panda car made of real panda.
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:58,
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and before the laws they're forced to enforce, the 'march' last week?I'd hate to try desperately to try and protect people that obviously think they can do better on their own.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:53,
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I think the de Menezes family need a good mugging to calm them down and appreciateHow many of their freedoms are protected.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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Sorry, but that was a couple of years agoand teenage politics has grumbled about the police for decades.
Grr they won't let us do as we please.
I'm not saying it should have happened, but is that really the reason why policemen and women get gobbed on, attacked, called pigs etc?
(Grr they won't let us do as we please.
I'm not saying it should have happened, but is that really the reason why policemen and women get gobbed on, attacked, called pigs etc?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:54,
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easy target.One police officer shoots someone, so all police are basically bad and totally new world order and baw and shit I better stay home and tell the internet that the police are to blame for everything because they shot a suspect. In fact, applying very similar logic, I could conclude that the police are people and one of them shot an innocent person so that means all people are fucking pigs and I hate them and baw and suchlike *wrings hands*
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:58,
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It was more the closing of ranks, covering of tracks etc (see below)that I think people found a little ... distasteful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:59,
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I would be inclined to suggest that the backtracking and bullshit was the politics and politicians involved in the matteras well as the higher ranking officers (who lost their jobs) talking shit and trying to defend themselves and their authority as an institution. I don't think their handling of a difficult situation should reflect badly on the average bobby.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:05,
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Oh well if it was a couple of years ago then it's ok, I suppose.The fact that an innocent man was shot, and the police immediately tried to backtrack and cover their trail, closed ranks and then blamed the general public for breeding a climate of fear (comment by Cressida Dick) is forgivable I suppose.
It's a bit like rape victims going on and on and on - "It was ages ago, love - stop moaning."
(It's a bit like rape victims going on and on and on - "It was ages ago, love - stop moaning."
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:58,
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one incident. Top cops tried to shush it up.What's PC Whatever got to do with it? Why's it his fault?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:01,
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A bit like individual bankers not bringing down the economy?Don't make me invoke Goodwin - the point stands - the organisation as a whole has a massive PR problem at the moment, and really isn't helping itself.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:03,
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This just inLarge organisation has corrupt members in high positions. Honest(ish) junior members tarred with same brush
also, Titanic Sinks, John Peel in Thames
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:06,
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also, Titanic Sinks, John Peel in Thames
Exactly like that.Most police officers are lovely people who really are doing the job to try and make wherever they are a safer place, and the idea that some grumpy arses can't tell the difference between the police force (many) and one police officer (one) really does make me very sad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:07,
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I have no problem taking the piss out of my mates who are coppers mainly for the reasons you've just mentioned, but wouldn't like to go on record calling them all dicks, mainly cos i might get a kicking
the general public are not guilty of breeding fearbut it has been a trend exacerbated by politicians and the press over years for their own gain. People are more nervous in general, and police are people too. Some people are good at their job some aren't. Some people make incorrect decisions, some don't.
It really isn't as simple as saying that because isolated incidents occur, then the whole organisation is fucked and all police officers are rabid gun-toting harbingers of death. Life is sadly not as black and white as that and a bit of knowledge of societal trends and the police force would make this an obvious point. Reading headlines is quicker though, I suppose.
(It really isn't as simple as saying that because isolated incidents occur, then the whole organisation is fucked and all police officers are rabid gun-toting harbingers of death. Life is sadly not as black and white as that and a bit of knowledge of societal trends and the police force would make this an obvious point. Reading headlines is quicker though, I suppose.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Ah right OK.I'll just accept my lot, go and watch a nice warm story at the cinema and stop complaining.
I'll sleep well knowing that - hey! It's not like some countries where they have REAL violence, is it?!
Because that makes it OK.
(I'll sleep well knowing that - hey! It's not like some countries where they have REAL violence, is it?!
Because that makes it OK.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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complain all you want.People tend to listen more if you know what you're on about. I think considering that the police are people, and that people make errors in judgement, that they do rather well, considering. Compare the Met kills record with police in US cities. The british police do not have a habit of killing innocent people. Single errors by a single member of the work force do not define any other workforce, so why should it be so for the police?
I would suggest that the media have a lot to do with it, stirring up the moral outrage.
Compare and contrast:
Man pushes another man over. Man later dies of a heart attack. Murder? No, not even manslaughter.
Policeman pushes another man over. Man later dies of a heart attack. MURDER! FUCK THE POLICE.
I don't defend the police's actions in pushing people over, or hitting people with batons like they did, but to go accuse the police because a man had a heart attack after getting pushed over, is nonsense. Similar precedent in criminal law demonstrates that this sort of death cannot be considered as murder or homicide.
What should the police do when surrounded and outnumbered by a baying mob? Should they be completely chilled? Sit down and try to ignore them in they hope they go home quietly? As I say, I'm not defending the attacking of the "innocent" people, but the stresses of the situation need to be considered, and no amount of training of any humans will produce a police force who make 100% correct judgments at all times.
(I would suggest that the media have a lot to do with it, stirring up the moral outrage.
Compare and contrast:
Man pushes another man over. Man later dies of a heart attack. Murder? No, not even manslaughter.
Policeman pushes another man over. Man later dies of a heart attack. MURDER! FUCK THE POLICE.
I don't defend the police's actions in pushing people over, or hitting people with batons like they did, but to go accuse the police because a man had a heart attack after getting pushed over, is nonsense. Similar precedent in criminal law demonstrates that this sort of death cannot be considered as murder or homicide.
What should the police do when surrounded and outnumbered by a baying mob? Should they be completely chilled? Sit down and try to ignore them in they hope they go home quietly? As I say, I'm not defending the attacking of the "innocent" people, but the stresses of the situation need to be considered, and no amount of training of any humans will produce a police force who make 100% correct judgments at all times.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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You mean abdominal bleeding, at least until the next post mortem is done.And that probably would be manslaughter.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:10,
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depends, really, on the cause of death.if the bleeding is causally related to his heart attack, then manslaughter is a possibility, though a difficult one to make stick.
The causal link between a man falling over and having a heart attack is a bit tenuous, and precedents like "thin-skull".
I think it's quite clear that the policeman did not exert deadly force, so should not be culpable for his death. Thing like this happen regularly and they're not blown out of all reasonable proportion because the newspaper don't jump on it and make a big drama out of it.
(The causal link between a man falling over and having a heart attack is a bit tenuous, and precedents like "thin-skull".
I think it's quite clear that the policeman did not exert deadly force, so should not be culpable for his death. Thing like this happen regularly and they're not blown out of all reasonable proportion because the newspaper don't jump on it and make a big drama out of it.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18,
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Surely the question is why any force was used at all?There may well be a reason why he was shoved to the ground without warning and not arrested, I don't know.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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I know.I agree with that, it was wrong, but it was an error made by a human in a stressful situation. It wasn't a premeditated act of murder.
I'm not defending the policeman, I just think the reaction to it all is rather over the top.
(I'm not defending the policeman, I just think the reaction to it all is rather over the top.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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i'd feel a bit better if the murderers of de menezes were convictedand there was no excuse for the policeman in the protest clubbing that woman. it doesn't matter what she said to him or what her political views are, that's assault
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:00,
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But i'm expressing with my full capabilitiesand now i'm living in correctional facilities
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:53,
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And the fact that I made you giggle like a girlturns. me. on.
(it doesnt really, i'm quoting a Rob Newman character from the early 90's)
((it doesnt really, i'm quoting a Rob Newman character from the early 90's)
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:57,
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in that case, i wouldn't say no to a cup of milk
spacefish bong!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:06,
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love that wee sketch:)but i'm low on sympathy:(
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50,
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this am of the good drawings.pig this and filth that would of worked though.. :)
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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I like this picture.To me it's funny and in no way seems to actually say that the police are violent thugs.
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:04,
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you are the opposite of objectionableyou are subjectionable... or something
...
WOO!!
(...
WOO!!
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49,
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:)
Click for bigger (123 kb)
Your download is ready also sir.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49,
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nice onenow i need to find my hard drive. i tidied my room and i seem to have hidden it
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:53,
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I would love to be a nuclear physicist Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49,
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Yay.Everything needs more more nukes.
Particularly religious people.
(Particularly religious people.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50,
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THE CHILDREN OF ATOMSOMETHING ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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*attaches fusion pulse charge**obliges*
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:41,
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I would happily wear the Follower of Fission onewoo
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:54,
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its funny you should mention that :)i'm improving the quality on these now to put up on zazzle :)
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:02,
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Well, they've certainly stopped a few wars gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:59,
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Gland is right
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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before you're all completely distracted by those beauties....(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32,
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replied.. as I want to see you're drawings of it more than anything else :D arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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The Inbetweeners.This is maybe because I think they need the HT treatment, but hey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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DAVID CARUSO.I win.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:36,
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Get to fucknothing beats the might of CARUSO.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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Chevy Chase as Fletch dressed as Harley Davidson gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46,
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haven't seen it yetI was just thinking about you by the way.....
www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/217/Red_Sonja.jpg
(www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/217/Red_Sonja.jpg
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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for some reason that link redirects to the disney home page... arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39,
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I need a new costume, it'd appear.I know that's not why you thought of me. Why did Red Sonja make you think of me? *confusion*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41,
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red hair, strong female characterand I imagine you in those clothes whenever I'm talking to you here
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47,
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I wish I could get away with that.Unfortunately, size 12 ladies in skimpy outfits are not considered a fantastic idea, so I'll stick to my jim jams :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50,
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Not considered a fantastic idea by who!?!?!I disagree entirely... sounds like heaven to me....
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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TITS!ello flower ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50,
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RAPIDLY DISAPPEARINGwotcher.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:56,
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She'll catch her death if she comes to Croydon dressed like that The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41,
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that beats getting subjected to the trailer for hannah montana the movieby a substantially long way.
lucky I don't have sound at current otherwise I fear I would of killed my self.
(lucky I don't have sound at current otherwise I fear I would of killed my self.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46,
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Heroes. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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I'm still waiting for them to lez up.They're clearly going to.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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would you seriously let your son turn out like thisor your daughter bring one of these home?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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but he's got shaved patches in his eyebrowhow could any one with that impeccable sense of style have the lack of foresight to end up with one of my potential progeny?
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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People think I've got that on purpose.It's a fucking scar, damn it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35,
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simple answer remove all of eye browreplace with drag queen esque pen line.
RULE THE FUCKING SHOW.
(RULE THE FUCKING SHOW.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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I used to do that when I was a lolgoff. Not good. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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Bilbobarneybobs @ Northampton TreeHouse, 24/04/09Taking the pitifully tiny stage in this packed woodland venue, 'Freebs' as the many legions of fans call him stands astride a wall of Marshall stacks. Oh yes, make no mistake. There WILL be rock tonight.
Which is why it seems a little odd that he opens with 23 minute pastoral folk epic "I Drowned My Love In Brine, From The Jars Of A Thousand Olives." Any doubters in the audience are soon put right though, as face melting white hot noise envelops the senses.
A rapid concussion of "Chakka Khan Doesn't Owe Me Shit" and latest single "WHY DO YOU RUN FROM MY BRIE MONSUIER BENSUSAN?" leaves splintered fragments of oak branch firmly embedded in this reviewers aorta, and near-fatal haemorrage has never felt so good. There are few performers out there with such panache as Freebs, and none with as much conviction to mankini stage-wear.
There have been whispers that this show could signal an end to Bilbobarneybobs as we know him, in a Ziggy Stardust like rebirth, however nothing can prepare us for the finale, as one time collaborator Prof UnderCover quite literally beams up the audience, and deposits us all somewhere in Lincolnshire. Unexpeted? Perhaps. Inventive? Unarguably. Memorable? Perfectly.
4.5/5
(Which is why it seems a little odd that he opens with 23 minute pastoral folk epic "I Drowned My Love In Brine, From The Jars Of A Thousand Olives." Any doubters in the audience are soon put right though, as face melting white hot noise envelops the senses.
A rapid concussion of "Chakka Khan Doesn't Owe Me Shit" and latest single "WHY DO YOU RUN FROM MY BRIE MONSUIER BENSUSAN?" leaves splintered fragments of oak branch firmly embedded in this reviewers aorta, and near-fatal haemorrage has never felt so good. There are few performers out there with such panache as Freebs, and none with as much conviction to mankini stage-wear.
There have been whispers that this show could signal an end to Bilbobarneybobs as we know him, in a Ziggy Stardust like rebirth, however nothing can prepare us for the finale, as one time collaborator Prof UnderCover quite literally beams up the audience, and deposits us all somewhere in Lincolnshire. Unexpeted? Perhaps. Inventive? Unarguably. Memorable? Perfectly.
4.5/5
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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thank youthat was stunning
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:52,
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I've been writing a lot more :)Glad you like it squire.
I may start doing these again, at random...
(I may start doing these again, at random...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:53,
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Feels like I was there.*clutches aorta*
And it's clearly treehouse day today, on b3ta at least: \o/
Or rather:
~ ~
\\o//
||
(And it's clearly treehouse day today, on b3ta at least: \o/
Or rather:
~ ~
\\o//
||
Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39,
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being knee deep isan unconventional approach
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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Well the women he sleeps with have probably already have nine billion children.Yes nine billion! More than the current global population!
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:36,
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But one that i surprisingly rewarding Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47,
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*edit* just noticed they're BOTH keeping their hands on that cider! Ah, trust among friends...
..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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ha ha this chap is aceI hope he has never been allowed to forget this paticular incident :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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That's his own bedsit!two police smacked him about a bit and it went too far.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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^This^ is the version I am familiar with The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:56,
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Someone suggested on here the best way to end his day woulda been to take advantage of his mouth height before you agree to let him down,then call the police anyway!
( ..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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Gary and Phil neville?The early Years
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41,
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I would.I think she's sexy as hell.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:20,
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How sexy IS Hell?I mean, sure, it's got the red dude with the goatee beard and the pointy stick, but as decor goes it's hopelessly outdated.
I think somewhere like a sauna or an elicit treehouse is far sexier.
/May have spent too much time on QOTW this week.
(I think somewhere like a sauna or an elicit treehouse is far sexier.
/May have spent too much time on QOTW this week.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22,
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*elicits treehouse*Sorry, puerile I know, but I'd love to be able to do that!
( Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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I am uber-tired today. What is the word I am looking for? Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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thank youI couldn't for the life of me see what was wrong...
pedant skills... fading...
(pedant skills... fading...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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unless you wanted to bring forth a tree house...but even then your grammar would be out :P
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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*conjures*AlakaaaaaaaZAM!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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illicit...the opposite of "licit" which is something allowed, related to "licenced".
Whereas "elicit" means to draw/pull something into existence -- often a verbal reply from a person, but I don't see why I can't just pull treehouses into existence too...
(Whereas "elicit" means to draw/pull something into existence -- often a verbal reply from a person, but I don't see why I can't just pull treehouses into existence too...
Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28,
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gah! orthographic micturation!I have defo had too much caffeine today.
( Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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thank youI couldn't for the life of me see what was wrong.
Also - thank-you-self-mindpiss
(Also - thank-you-self-mindpiss
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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*bows politely* it was fun; you're welcome!any time!
all the time!
incessantly!
ad infinitum!
ad nauseum!
(all the time!
incessantly!
ad infinitum!
ad nauseum!
Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45,
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breadknife?artichoke?
scantily?
misanthrope?
garibaldi?
(scantily?
misanthrope?
garibaldi?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:29,
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cheeseboard Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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Scuse Me SonicDid you catch my Gig at The Treehouse on Friday?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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An actual gig or are you angling for a special review...?If it's the latter, I should warn you, there WILL be typos! :)
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32,
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Jennifer Saunders for defo Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22,
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at the same time? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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at the same time? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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pissage Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25,
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it's good for the hair Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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I'd rather a big, gorgeous, soft ladythan a titless hat stand. If I had to choose, like.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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Ha ha hatop marks for "titless hatstand"
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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If I'm leaping off the top of a wardrobe at someone, I want a soft(ish) landing. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28,
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Small wardrobe?Tall ceiling?
Are you short?
Sorry, it just made me laugh :)
(Are you short?
Sorry, it just made me laugh :)
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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no, no, yes, it was more for comedy imagery. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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Then it workedI like short ladies, they are easier to sweep off their feet... even if you do have to bend down further to do it ;)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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I don't know if 5ft3 is considered shortwe've got some right midgets on here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35,
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I hope I meet Lucy Porter one day so I can pick her up and squeeze her.Though I imagine I'd probably see her again in court after that anyway.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38,
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The little funny one? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41,
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She's got nice hair. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47,
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Are you another tall person?If so how do you cope with doorways?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47,
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No.I walk under them.
Lucy porter is only 5 foot though and really really tiny, so I could still lord about like a godking.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:49,
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Lucy porter is only 5 foot though and really really tiny, so I could still lord about like a godking.
hahahah*agrees*
I shall endeavour to use it in the same sentence as 'arsehat'
(I shall endeavour to use it in the same sentence as 'arsehat'
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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So it's not you taking all the top models from me?who can it be?
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35,
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donner kebab legs! anyone tried Donner Kebab Pot Noodle yet?
(Jade Goody commemorative flavour)
www.potnoodle.com/videogallery/
((Jade Goody commemorative flavour)
www.potnoodle.com/videogallery/
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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it'swrong2
I feel absolutely compelled to try it.
(I feel absolutely compelled to try it.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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yesthis is my reasoning too
the wronger the better
(the wronger the better
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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hahahhahahahaahhaha! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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Would it be any easier to break open? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:28,
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heh hehgive her some choccy orange and she'll do anythin'you want:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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if bumble bees can do it I don't see why she can'tnicely animed :)
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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Dammit, I forgot to sort the Wednesday draw off...... right SUGGESTIONS PLEASEThrow some options in for the draw off, either single characters (Spiderman/Woody Woodpecker/Bob Carolgese)or a genre for me to pull apart (80s cartoon/Boybands/B movie monsters), then I'll run a poll starting at 3.
Or don't bother and I'll just do it myself ;)
(Or don't bother and I'll just do it myself ;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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TV Detectives The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32,
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Sweeney, Jason King, Randall and Hopkirk, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Columbo, Magnum, Starsky and Hutch HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35,
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yes, those. Among others The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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what others?we did Professionals and I can't think of any other good ones
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38,
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well, there's been plenty of TV detectives over the yearsnot necessarily all 'good' mind you ;)
/edit: Piggy Malone & Charley Farley
(/edit: Piggy Malone & Charley Farley
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39,
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Tosh was both bad and good, for example. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43,
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Burnside ftw! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:44,
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The Chinese Detectivemost Ronseal detective show ever.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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Morse!He's the man...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43,
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wait...isn't it monday?
My suggestions are:
WWF
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
Steve Martin
Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
and
Chevy Chase
(My suggestions are:
WWF
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
Steve Martin
Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
and
Chevy Chase
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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Basil BrushSka bands
B&Q assistants
(B&Q assistants
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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HahahahahaahahahahIf we do the third one, there is to be no cheating, I would need proof of their employment
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39,
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there's some belters at my localbut luckily they are balanced out by some absulutely gorgeous girls working there too
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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Arsenal Vs Chemistry bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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Charles Rennie Mackintosh Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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Danny Dyer's Britain's Fightyest Nonces Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35,
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Yes.This one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:43,
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those puppety things that used to accompany the hosts of childrens tv in the 80's and 90'sgordon the goffer, Ed the duck et al.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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Danny Dyer's Tumble Dryers The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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The Illuminati The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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it's a slam dunk then :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:57,
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all things Jim Henson theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41,
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right theneither
Dr Who
or
The Wire
or
Politicians
or
X-Men
or
Babylon 5
thank you!
(Dr Who
or
The Wire
or
Politicians
or
X-Men
or
Babylon 5
thank you!
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48,
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This joke is now officially doneAnyone else that makes this joke is a cockend.
(
WormuIus,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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AAAM GONNNAA DRAW ME SUM WINGS ONNA PIGGGGEEEEE!!!!HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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hahahaomg flue is comming too you
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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Thanks for tagging it ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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hehehe :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:51,
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Tell you what, with this reception I'm glad it looks like yours!
collapsibletank procreates,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:52,
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hahaha :)well, I liked the gag :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:54,
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Can't see it.It's behind the firewall :(
I need someone to write about it.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:57,
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I need someone to write about it.
i wanna lick u and kiss ur facenot onlu ur face...
i wanna strip u naked and lick u from head to toe
i wanna kiss ur body from head to toe
i wanna kiss ur body in front and back
yes..i wanna kiss ur breasts and vagina and ur ass
i wanna put my penis on ur vagina
when we sex that is when u and i are naked ill hug u tightly towards me so that it would seem we'r stuck together.
which wud mean ur lips touchin mine, ur breasts touchin my chest and ur vagina touchin mine penis and my hands cradlng ur back up and down but mostly holding and touching ur buttocks and ur hands touchin mine.
we' wud be like this together for a month
but after a month after come back from work we wud do this again the whole night till dawn
this what u and i desire
u want me and i want u
anyways we' lve next door
and i still visit u
but i want u to be closer to me
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:50,
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A++++++++++++++Would buy again
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:51,
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i wud then kiss ur stomach and lick itthen i wud kiss ur thighs or legs lick ur legs all the way till i reach ur vagina
i wud kiss and lick ur vagina
then i will put my penis on ur vagina which would result in fertilization in other words---sex
later i wud continue lickin ur back till i reach ur ass
i wud feel it,kiss it and lick it
i wud feel ur as kiss ur ass and lck ur ass
i wud do this for 1 month becuz a hot lady like u deserves one also becuz u wanna do with me
later we''l have our own kids
(i wud kiss and lick ur vagina
then i will put my penis on ur vagina which would result in fertilization in other words---sex
later i wud continue lickin ur back till i reach ur ass
i wud feel it,kiss it and lick it
i wud feel ur as kiss ur ass and lck ur ass
i wud do this for 1 month becuz a hot lady like u deserves one also becuz u wanna do with me
later we''l have our own kids
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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I don't get what the big deal about porn addiction is all about.Humans naturally want to fuck, but society says don't do just anyone. So, if we don't have someone to do it with, or she's not in the mood, we masturbate. It feels good anyway, and it has some minor health benefits, so why not?
Then, our instincts also tell us variety is good, and collecting things is good... it seems totally natural to me to want to collect a wide variety of different prons.
(Then, our instincts also tell us variety is good, and collecting things is good... it seems totally natural to me to want to collect a wide variety of different prons.
Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:55,
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me2 wanna do it doesn't have anything available to you.:(
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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Well, cutting down on collecting new stuff, that is a good thing. After all the years you are more likely to find good stuff on your HD than out there.
Giving up Masturbation? That is kindof silly, try Smoking or Booze first.
(Giving up Masturbation? That is kindof silly, try Smoking or Booze first.
Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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The whole smell issue may be a result of the anxiety or guilt that is generated by the masturbation. Masturbation itself is not the whole problem, but your guilt about it is probably at the source of your problem. See a therapist.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:01,
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Massturbation???advice needed: I am 16 years old (17 in a week). I started masturbating when i turned 16. I watched a movie, there was sex in it and then i started doing it. i just thought of it as nothing significant. i heard that this was called masturbation and after reading at wikipedia. i am disgusted with myself. I am a christian and stayed away from girls and porn and then suddenly got into it. Now i am scared to ask girls out because of my past. I want to stop it all now. In my college boys talk about girls and porn, is it possible that some of them do it as well?? i don't know what to do? i just want to end my life and have another chance to start again. i read that it's just as worse as having s e x. someone please tell me, i am really disgusted with myself. does anyone else here do it? will i be condemned to hell? will i ever be able to have a girl friend or wife or normal life? i am depressed now. someone please advise me, i would really appreciate it, man. bye, got deleted, writing again.
( Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:04,
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First you gotta understand that overall ... it is a selfish act.You only benefit yourself and nobody else by masterbating (masturbating). Sex is meant for 2 people not one. That is the natural way of life. Whenever you masterbate, your only having sex by yourself.
Secondly, do you ever masterbate w/out fantasizing? Usually masterbation (masturbation) accompanies fantasizing. They both compliment each other and make the experience more joyful. I would say fantasizing precedes masterbation (masturbation). Guys usually get in the mood by fantasizing about a hot lady. Once the fantasizing arouses the guy, the guy usually wants more pleasure and options to masterbates to create an orgasm for him.
I rarely seen a situation where a person does not fantasize while masterbating (masturbating).
That my friend is the answer to your question. If somehow you can stop fantasizing about hot models/actress/ladies, you will be less aroused. And if you aren't aroused ... why should you masterbate?
(Secondly, do you ever masterbate w/out fantasizing? Usually masterbation (masturbation) accompanies fantasizing. They both compliment each other and make the experience more joyful. I would say fantasizing precedes masterbation (masturbation). Guys usually get in the mood by fantasizing about a hot lady. Once the fantasizing arouses the guy, the guy usually wants more pleasure and options to masterbates to create an orgasm for him.
I rarely seen a situation where a person does not fantasize while masterbating (masturbating).
That my friend is the answer to your question. If somehow you can stop fantasizing about hot models/actress/ladies, you will be less aroused. And if you aren't aroused ... why should you masterbate?
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:07,
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And if you aren't aroused ... why should you masterbate?INTERESTING.
( Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:11,
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i am happily married and masturbat all the time also..been for years..i think my wife can notice when i do because i cant hold an errection as long and when i *** its not alot of semen. i feel horrible after i do this
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:14,
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Jesus loves those that have a good wank.The Lord created you in his image. The lord is a wanker.
The make-believe sky daddy watches you whilst you wank. He is a gay wanker.
Some will say to you, that you will burn in hell for all eternity for wanking. Ask of them, what part of infinite eternity is this bit now?
I like a bit more 100% in my eternity.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:13,
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The make-believe sky daddy watches you whilst you wank. He is a gay wanker.
Some will say to you, that you will burn in hell for all eternity for wanking. Ask of them, what part of infinite eternity is this bit now?
I like a bit more 100% in my eternity.
If societal norms weren't in placeyou'd be desperately trying to fuck girls in their early teens. You all would.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:56,
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Well, that's when most females reach sexual maturity.I was 9, but most aren't *that* young.
It's purely conjecture, I should point out.
(It's purely conjecture, I should point out.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:59,
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Well, I shall stick with admiring the very lovely Sophie Marceau.As well as your gorgeous self, of course.
*hugs*
(*hugs*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:01,
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:D*fondles*
Edit: Gotta go, wish me luck - I may be going to my very doom.
(Edit: Gotta go, wish me luck - I may be going to my very doom.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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Good luck precious *hug* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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Sophie Marceau - IN A SEC - which is all I'd be able to give.And Audrey Tautou.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:04,
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I just googled her and saw a boob. True story. This really happened. Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:06,
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Juliette, of Shakespearean fame is supposed to be about 12...ROWMEO WUZ A KIDDE FIDDLER!!!1one
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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THAT FRY AND LAURIE JOKE DOESN'T WORK IN THAT CONTEXT!Lucky I did knock ten years off really, see how I trounced your plans.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:00,
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*is trounced*Gah - foiled again!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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I'm still interested in how society is going to deal with paedophilia in the future.Though I suspect I'll be dead before any realistic thought it put into it.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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Hopefullythere'll be less pitchforks and more psychologists (in terms of those who fancy children too youing to be sexually mature, which is going against even the mating instinct then). I don't like this 'study and treat all illnesses except for the ones which upset us' thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:04,
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Well not even just that, the fact that they might in the future at least let them have their fantasies or dolls or whatever they want.I mean banning completely fabricated and drawn sexual imagery with children in, apart from most likely pushing more people to go out and seek actual children, it's basically just thought policing. I accept that sometimes if people are criminally or clinically insane to the degree that they could or would harm someone, but I think I think paedophilia is something that could be dealt with a lot more effectively and permissively than 'lock up the nonce'.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:08,
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You raise several good points.To be honest, I don't read the sun so I tend to more pity paedophiles than want to put them on spikes. It must be an extremely lonely existence. Perhaps I'm too soft.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:10,
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Has that sexual imagery bill actually been through the commons yet?You know, the one which pretty much bans anything fun.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:13,
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I admit, I've not been paying as much attention as I shouldthe last I knew it was probably going to go through, but hadn't yet. If you're at home I'd suggest googling, I'm not so I won't be right now.
It'll be nigh on impossible to enforce, to be honest.
(It'll be nigh on impossible to enforce, to be honest.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:14,
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Can't seem to find it under 'sexual imagery bill'What the fuck was it called again?
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:23,
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Fuck knows.'down with things we don't understand' vol 67.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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Well I managed to find this link by searching b3ta but nothing on google, nice one global image search.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7422595.stm
Still doesn't name the new bill though.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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Still doesn't name the new bill though.
YesIt has. Been law (of sorts) for about 2 months now.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31,
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That being said, sexual maturity isn't the only kind of maturitya 12 year old girl can easily be manipulated by an older man and may "consent" at the time yet not fully understand what they're doing.
Not helpful for a person's development when they spend their formative years realising they've been taken advantage of like that.
(Not helpful for a person's development when they spend their formative years realising they've been taken advantage of like that.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:14,
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JUST SPITBALLINGbefore anyone accuses me of fiddling with kids, but could there be an argument in there to educate children earlier and more thoroughly about the entire sexual process? Not just conception-birth, but more encompassing the lead up to the sexual congress too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:17,
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I'm not sure that's the school's joband while I think that everyone has the right to a fair trial rather than having their faces pastered across newspapers (and a whole bunch of lookalikes getting mauled), I think 18 is pretty much the right age.
Some people develop earlier and some later, but the line needs to be in the right place.
(Some people develop earlier and some later, but the line needs to be in the right place.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:22,
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Oh I wasn't meaning the job of the schoolI was happily sexing and aware of the consequences well before I was 18.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:23,
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the law needs to accomodate the ladies that weren't ready yet (within reason) gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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by making anyone who sleeps with the ones who area statutory rapist?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:27,
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not sure what it's like over there, but in australia it doesn't count if they're both underage and within a couple of years of each otherlaws can't have grey areas if they're going to work - you can't apply different rules to different people and call the system fair. Where would you draw the line?
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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If you have a decent way to determine consent (which is ultimately what all this is about, that younger girls can't give consent because they don't fully understand the sexual act)then the ones who weren't ready would still be protected by a sexual assault or rape charge anyway.
Not that that helps given that the entire fucking world seems to want to convinct one paedophile and doesn't give a shit about the tens of thousands of rape charges which go floating about and never see conviction.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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Not that that helps given that the entire fucking world seems to want to convinct one paedophile and doesn't give a shit about the tens of thousands of rape charges which go floating about and never see conviction.
There's always a bigger issuebut back to this one, how would you prove decision-making maturity? I think finishing school and making other life decisions should be a given.
The first major life decision a person makes shouldn't be whether or not to bang an old man.
(The first major life decision a person makes shouldn't be whether or not to bang an old man.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:38,
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You say that but there's vast swathes (okay maybe not vast but they're are alot more than you'd think numerically) of women or men who do the whole 'daddy thing' with older men anyway.I mean yes I understand manipulation and not being led into being what is essentially a fuck toy for an older man, but at the same time some people actively seek that out anyway so you can't really claim that they don't understand just because it seems like a 'bad' decision.
I suppose the best you could do to see if there was true consent would be to just talk to the girl/boy/man/woman in question, see if they truely understand the sexual act, outcome, aftermath, etc.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:44,
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I suppose the best you could do to see if there was true consent would be to just talk to the girl/boy/man/woman in question, see if they truely understand the sexual act, outcome, aftermath, etc.
but how would we make sure the system was fair for everyone?would there be a checklist of boxes to be ticked to prove that someone was responsible enough? Why not just have a reasonable age that accomodates the majority?
Let's bear in mind that when a judgement is passed it sets a precedent, so if it's ok for one 14 year old it could be argued that it's ok for all of them.
Also, when I suggest bad decisions I'm talking about decisions that that person may regret/be ashamed of later in life, I'm not saying that their actions are inherently bad.
(Let's bear in mind that when a judgement is passed it sets a precedent, so if it's ok for one 14 year old it could be argued that it's ok for all of them.
Also, when I suggest bad decisions I'm talking about decisions that that person may regret/be ashamed of later in life, I'm not saying that their actions are inherently bad.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:52,
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People make those kind of decisions they regret are ashamed about in later life within the realm of consent anyway, you don't really start thinking about the future or responsibility until you're past your 20s or so anyway.There never used to be any real age of consent or precedent, parents would just punch or threaten whoever they thought was manipulating their children into bad behaviour or sex
. It's not as if people are going to be able to run riot and be all predatorial, schools still wouldn't let any older people near children, parents wouldn't let any older people near children, and both would constantly tell children not to any older people near them.
I'm really quite surprised that I'm having to justify jail terms for paedophilia here.It's not being handled very well when newspapers can print people's faces but the law is there to protect people who don't have the complete ability to defend themselves.
Not every child/teenager is going to tell their parents until after the event. Not every child/teenager is going to have living parents. Maybe the foster parents are the ones they need to be afraid of. Maybe the kid is so scared of the person that did it that they'll just say they gave consent because they're worried about what will happen.
The focus for all crimes should be rehabilitation, but society needs to have criminals put in a place where they can't reoffend if it's going to function properly.
You're right that historically this wasn't the case but some of us like to think that we've progressed a little bit since then, and even if we haven't then we should be trying.
(Not every child/teenager is going to tell their parents until after the event. Not every child/teenager is going to have living parents. Maybe the foster parents are the ones they need to be afraid of. Maybe the kid is so scared of the person that did it that they'll just say they gave consent because they're worried about what will happen.
The focus for all crimes should be rehabilitation, but society needs to have criminals put in a place where they can't reoffend if it's going to function properly.
You're right that historically this wasn't the case but some of us like to think that we've progressed a little bit since then, and even if we haven't then we should be trying.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:09,
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Yes I realise that the law is there to protect people who can't defend themselves, which was why I said they should be given the right to exist.Have their own fantasies and drawings and whatever as long as they don't encrouch people's freedoms. Doesn't stop me from hoping that in the future that society will be ordered and permissive enough for people to be sufficiently educated that they can mentally defend themselves.
Progress is dependent on what you see as good and what you see as bad, and given that kind of morality changes with time it's pretty futile to equate.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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Progress is dependent on what you see as good and what you see as bad, and given that kind of morality changes with time it's pretty futile to equate.
Wait, we're talking about fantasies and drawings here?I thought we were talking about actually banging kids.
If we're talking about banging kids and just having paedophiles in society and saying "she probably wanted it" then yes, I guess my concept of right or wrong would mean that I don't view that as progress.
It all comes down to whether or not it's a victimless activity. There's a big potential for there to be a victim.
(If we're talking about banging kids and just having paedophiles in society and saying "she probably wanted it" then yes, I guess my concept of right or wrong would mean that I don't view that as progress.
It all comes down to whether or not it's a victimless activity. There's a big potential for there to be a victim.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:26,
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That's the way you view it, but look at somewhere like ancient greece, there was quite implicit and well known boy love.That wasn't just a case of banging kids and saying 'they probably wanted it'.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32,
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and you think little boys actually enjoy cocks up their arses?just because those boys grew up to do the same thing doesn't mean it didn't cause suffering.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34,
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If it was a society, and it was, where that was seen a higher form of love then it wouldn't have been suffering.Also I'm talking about like 12-14 here maybe, not like really young kids.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39,
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I'm talking about the physical/emotional act of having a cock in your arsenot some societal attitude. I'm sure more than a few kids were manipulated or intimidated into doing it. Just because their society turned the other cheek doesn't mean that kids didn't suffer unneccesarily.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48,
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You realise it wasn't forced upon them, it wasn't like they were owned or anything.And I'm sure there are more than a few women and men beyond consent who are manipulated or intimidated or pressured into doing sexual things these days, I fail to see what that has to do with anything. In fact in ancient greece the man-boy relationship was pretty much an act of moral and spiritual education, to the extent that abuse wasn't even vaguely tolerated.
It may seem strange to you, but that's because social positions and meaning changes ALOT. I suggest you read into it, if alone because it's interesting reading.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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It may seem strange to you, but that's because social positions and meaning changes ALOT. I suggest you read into it, if alone because it's interesting reading.
saying that something happened in the past is no argument for something being justified in the future.There were times where eccentric ladies were burned as witches. Suffering occurred.
There were times when it was acceptable to have slaves. Suffering occurred.
We haven't regressed by taking these things out of society.
Anyway I'm really hoping you're just playing devil's advocate here and you don't genuinely believe that sex with minors is cool.
(There were times when it was acceptable to have slaves. Suffering occurred.
We haven't regressed by taking these things out of society.
Anyway I'm really hoping you're just playing devil's advocate here and you don't genuinely believe that sex with minors is cool.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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Saying that because something isn't tolerated now is no argument for saying it was reprehensible.And as I said, you should read about it more before you make emotive reactions. And frankly it just seems incredibly ignorant and kneejerky to equate your modern perception of paedophilia to something you clearly don't know a huge amount about, for a start the maturation and education of children used to be much faster in those days. Boys were essentially expected to be educated in mathematics and spirituality and ready to be men much much younger.
Devil's advocate or not, we have to do something about it because you can't just have a large portion of people who aren't able to function or interact with society.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16,
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Devil's advocate or not, we have to do something about it because you can't just have a large portion of people who aren't able to function or interact with society.
Reading up on ancient greek boy love won't justify modern day paedophilia.I haven't been especially emotive here, I've just pointed out that there is a large potential for people to suffer, and as such it should not be seen as a good thing.
You're clearly not going to accept that, which is unfortunate. Paedophilia isn't good. Sorry if that's the way you swing, but if it is then you should be denied access to potential victims.
(You're clearly not going to accept that, which is unfortunate. Paedophilia isn't good. Sorry if that's the way you swing, but if it is then you should be denied access to potential victims.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:22,
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I hope you mean 'you' as in 'one', otherwise that's pretty lame debating implying I'm a paedophile.There's a large potential for people to suffer in anything, condoning or making something illegal will rarely change whether anyone's going to suffer. The people who do things at the expense of others will still continuing doing it, it's just that others would be able to act without others suffering.
And as I said, it's the view of modern day paedophilia and children in society, that's not going to stay the same, nothing ever does, not because of a push to be more permissive but just because society and moral views always change. They just do. It's ridiculous to assume that just because something was acceptable in the past and now isn't, it will stay unacceptable. And frankly it doesn't matter if you feel it hurts people or it's wrong, you can't just say something "isn't good", you might as well just say it's immoral if you want to provide absolutely no meaningful analysis or insight.
You're suggesting that because someone has already suffered they're not allowed to seek justice?The only reason I have to suggest that you have some sort of vested interest in this discussion is that you're ignoring the viewpoint of the victim.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39,
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Yes but by the same notion a naive 16 year old could be manipulated and misled in an identical manner.I wasn't really suggested that we let people loose to have sex on whoever or whatever they want immediately, because it's difficult to work out a reliable method of consent which isn't tainted by manipulation or being led in hand or such. But I think for the meantime we should at least let them exist.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:19,
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I think they should be jailed in a fair and responsible manner.Like I said above, it shouldn't be a big public affair, but it should still be illegal and enforced.
Just because some women mature earlier doesn't mean they all do. The legal line needs to be at a place where most women have matured, not just the early bloomers.
Actually this isn't just about women so please read all that as person instead.
(Just because some women mature earlier doesn't mean they all do. The legal line needs to be at a place where most women have matured, not just the early bloomers.
Actually this isn't just about women so please read all that as person instead.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25,
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paying a person to have sex with you is bad and naughtybut going to a bar spending half an hour bare faced lying to them to get your penis in them/a penis in you is perfectly fine.
yay ridiculousness :)
(yay ridiculousness :)
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:25,
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Wwowowowowowowowow I'm ill and grumpy. :((((((((((((owowowowow Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:59,
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I'm hungry and fucked off. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:59,
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Fantastic. Because the pestilence I carry with me currently stopped me sleeping last night.I do have Maryland Cookies though. But I'm not going to eat them for the fear of ELEVATING MY HORRIFIC PAIN. Oh yeah, did I mention THIS PAIN IS HORRIFIC.
and I'm only a little bit of a drama queen.
(and I'm only a little bit of a drama queen.
Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:03,
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I'm going to try and sleep.Have a good day. You're awesome.
( Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:09,
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*hug* feel better Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:10,
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drinking for me was most fun when it was illegal......just saying.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:13,
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You've never not been in the mood?Never too tired/stressed/in too much pain?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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I find this difficult to believe...Then again, I've always had to rely on a warmup routine of nine hours of begging, pleading and crying before the unfortunate victim lady agrees...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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You've ruined it now.I feel sick just thinking about it...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:56,
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Wait a minute...That paper from 2008 can see into the future! It's warning people about swine flu ;)
Edit: The image made me laugh anyway
(Edit: The image made me laugh anyway
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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Did anyone else read that as "PIGS WILLY" on their first look? Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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next time call me when u have a batheor when u go to toilet ( when u go to shit...when u go to shit..u will b obvioulsy sitting on the toilet bowl
which wud mean ur underwear is no there
since to shit u have to remove ur underwear
anyways...so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl
i ll lock the bathroom door
remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u
i will let my penis touch ur vagina while i and u will sex sittin on the toilet bowl)
(which wud mean ur underwear is no there
since to shit u have to remove ur underwear
anyways...so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl
i ll lock the bathroom door
remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u
i will let my penis touch ur vagina while i and u will sex sittin on the toilet bowl)
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:45,
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what the hell has got into you?crack? vimto and crack?
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:47,
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oh god, why did you do that? now i have the biggest urge to go and buy me some tortilla chips. Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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hahastandard gronkpan response #1
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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There is ashley a compare the meerkats site.Though it's just an advert for the market one really.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:59,
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Casting Director Fired Over Proposed Sequel to 'The Mummy'
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32,
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What is this , the SEAMING? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:33,
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never mind I'm just wanking Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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That's so odd looking, it looks like CGI.Well done.
Edit: by odd I mean this -http://www.chemistrydaily.com/chemistry/Uncanny_Valley
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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Edit: by odd I mean this -http://www.chemistrydaily.com/chemistry/Uncanny_Valley
Just a feckin lousy hacked 'shop, more like.:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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I can't use the mouse currently, bad attack of nervesBig meeting in about an hour....
*quakes*
(*quakes*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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We're doomed! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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I'm feeling guilty nowI just bought a new pair of shoes to go with the new watch.
That's next month's budget blown in one morning :(
(That's next month's budget blown in one morning :(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39,
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*takes another look*I was wrong, the shoes don't count because I'm not paying my insurance monthly any more. I don't feel guilty any more!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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Well I could be sensible and invest my moneyOr I could look stylish and hideous.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:56,
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I had an idea for a pair of shoes that I wanted made.the cost would have started at £1400 for just the basic shoe.
I didn't bother after that.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:47,
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I didn't bother after that.
^ that's the response, right there!\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:35,
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^ now that's a good idea. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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smoke and a pancake Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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IT SEES INTO MY SOUL!!!!AND FINDS ME LACKING.
I've never felt so judged.
(I've never felt so judged.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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Nah, he loves you really... J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:41,
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I'm not sure how comfortable I am with that while he's pointing a machine gun at me...'tis an ace, if terrifying pic tho :)
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:42,
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It's not loaded, it's all for show.thanks!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:43,
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That sounds like a self depreciating chat-up line...The kind I'd use back in the day to spectacularly fail to impress womenfolk...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:49,
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we're tutankhamuuuuuuuuuuuunedwoo!
ALSO: it couldn't be any worse than the scorpion king.
(ALSO: it couldn't be any worse than the scorpion king.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:42,
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Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.
*Dances* Vote Mata!
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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Pffft ;)and woo mataz one! Lovely as per
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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BADOOOM!Kerpow kerpow kerpow
Neeeeeeeeerrrrr BOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Neeeeeeeeerrrrr BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27,
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Use it for what, exactly? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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to print it out and make lods of money from itor use it on a different board, probably the later
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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Depends how much of the profit you're offering me.Anything under 70% will be met with a no.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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assuming I make the planned 2 milthat'll leave me with £600,000.
deal
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39,
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deal
hahaa this one is epic is this already a t-shirt?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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By the looks of itIf it isn't then it's going to be.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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I shaved it in my womans rug Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:45,
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I painted it on the side of a tug. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:51,
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I wrote it down and taped it to a bug Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:52,
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I buried it in a hole I dug Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:58,
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*ding!*You lose.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:10,
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you knowthis reminds me of a cartoon
where a kid finds a cute broken robot girl
and an associate of his rebuilds her and she's all nice and polite
BUT SHE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE MOTHERFUCKING KILLING MACHINE
anyway, I just get this vibe :)
(where a kid finds a cute broken robot girl
and an associate of his rebuilds her and she's all nice and polite
BUT SHE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE MOTHERFUCKING KILLING MACHINE
anyway, I just get this vibe :)
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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metropolis?sounds like metropolis. the anime not the german 1920's film that inspired it.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27,
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battle angel alita? was that itI'm not good with names of things
or indeed, things, that have names.
or anything
(or indeed, things, that have names.
or anything
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28,
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that is something a kin to a name of an animebut not one I've seen... also according to google Mr. J. Cameron is making it into an american hollywood type film affair in 2011.
crivenses
(crivenses
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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that's the blighter, innitoh there's a live action version of that too
those crazy japanese :D
(those crazy japanese :D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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I've got no idea why it does,but I think I saw that film about ten years ago and it was quite cool, I seem to recall, so I'll take that as a compliment.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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I'm sure I saw in on telly about then tooduring channel 4's first manga season
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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I want to see this. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:31,
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All wars should be fought with salad vegetables.I know I would thing twice about throwing spring onions at a man packing celery.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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It's a programming language apparently, and that's their entry GIF:withglee.com/ literally speed 'shopped just for this post just now!
( ..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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Those programmers must be so happy mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:50,
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hahahah, these are utterly brilliant :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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Then Africans would win all wars!/stereotyping
Just imagine the Falklands conflict.
The English doing the Hokey Cokey against the Argies all doing a sexy tango.
Or better still, the English doing morris dancing with hankies and everything!
(Just imagine the Falklands conflict.
The English doing the Hokey Cokey against the Argies all doing a sexy tango.
Or better still, the English doing morris dancing with hankies and everything!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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I wouldn't mess with morris dancers.Blinkin' dangerous bunch with their big sticks and whatnots.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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And those bellsdon't forget the bells!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:43,
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hahahahahahahahha!you rule!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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Mostly because of my superior dancing skills*does the robot*
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:43,
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It REALLY does happen like that...every time, for each bottle
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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you should get an equivalent branded shampoolike Bob Martin's
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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I like that new onethat contains the new formula of cleanierhairium in it
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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ha ha subtle but STILL scientific:D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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It's true!My favourite shampoo has beta-neuroceramides and hydroxyamylnutrilium.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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wow....when does your theme comes out? I want a t-shirtI want a button, I want a buttoned t-shirt with balloons.....
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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I'll give ya a gaz when it's upand available
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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NOW WITH MORE OXYTROGLODYTERATES AND POLYMONOURINARYTRIUMPHIRATES
Shada,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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kudos on the killer compound names there :)Trademark them!
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:52,
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Mine is made from White Cranberry, Coconut and SCIENCE.It looks exactly like that.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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Sounds like you could eat it? The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24,
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It deceives with its scent...I have tasted the top of the mountain, and it tastes like whale blubber and surfactants.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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I love shampoo adverts.I don't know which is acer - the message of how low women's acceptance is perceived to be by the makers of the adverts, the presumption that using terms like "contains strenghulum" is in any way convincing, or the women like wife #73 - the Jovavavavovovovich one - who tell their audience "they're worth it".
*fwaps*
(*fwaps*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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Jovovovovichis lovely. She can sell me unwanted hair products anytime. Also she loves Greggs pasties 100% FACT.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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She is owned by me and therefore my property.So hands off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:01,
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I am truly amazed by them all, every time I see oneI think some sociology person could do some wonderful observations there
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24,
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my favourite has always been "silicon collagen biospheres that inflate up to nine times!"i will never forget that advert
( Shada,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27,
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There needs to be more adverts for hard-boiled shampoo."Made with gun grease and powder residue that gives you five times the usual vim."
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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And they're fucking EVERYWHERE, worldwise mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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Mine has dihydrogen monoxide and soaperilium in itIt is made by peoples with no goggles
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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No goggles = WRONGSCIENCE mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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No goggles = non scienceBordering on religion.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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+ food = belligerence. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!It will be bad. That's how Ylang ylang was invented.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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The thing I REALLY hate about ylang ylang is that MS Word always wiggly lines it AND YOU CAN'T TELL IT NOT TO! GAH!
and we saw a real tree in Mauritius and it was lovely nothing like the shit they sell in supermarkets . . .
(and we saw a real tree in Mauritius and it was lovely nothing like the shit they sell in supermarkets . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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can't you just add it to the dictionary? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27,
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Nah, it's cos it's a double wordTotal pain in the arse
/Had to write a paper on essential oils blog
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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/Had to write a paper on essential oils blog
hahaGhostbuster science ftw!
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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your images glee me in ways too rude to mention in full:D much woo.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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and yay for no more squirting it in bunny rabbits eyes(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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yay, now we're the test subjects. burning skin for all :D Shada,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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Perfectly acceptable scars for the vain mindedits no worse than the ones they get from sleeping on sunbeds
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:59,
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damn skippy.Always been against the tesing of animals for cosmetic reasons.
They should only be used to grow ears on their backs and such.
(They should only be used to grow ears on their backs and such.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:40,
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that is far too WOOO!:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:33,
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Shampoo is pure science in a bottleMine contains things that I cannot pronounce and it makes me go "WOW look at me now!" and I dance around the bedroom and have pillow fights 'n stuff. Just like the ad shows.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:42,
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a- img tag it and let people see (edit: well done)b- that's not very nice. Are you against the police? Why?
if hippies started having a go at me for reasons I have nothing to do with I'd be hard pressed not to twat them n'all
(if hippies started having a go at me for reasons I have nothing to do with I'd be hard pressed not to twat them n'all
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:12,
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he's the woman with small nobs Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:13,
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dont worrythere is a whole team of people that will point out when you do things wrong.
Fuck'em.
Woo the pic.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16,
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Fuck'em.
Woo the pic.
Jesus christ, all I said is let people see.I'm not making a fucking lampshade out of him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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Not you, you helpedYou wanted the pic to be seen.
Well done.
but the others!
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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Well done.
but the others!
Oooooh, those darn others mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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Hey - People in the copy-edit room missed that one!Get back to the art dept.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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Extremely hungry, pissed off, waiting for someone to annoy me enoughso that I don't feel too bad for venting.
If anyone feels like being made to feel like an abject, dickless faliure then by all means, step right up.
(If anyone feels like being made to feel like an abject, dickless faliure then by all means, step right up.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16,
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*prods gingerly with looooooong stick* Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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You're volunteering? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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Yes please :-(don't worry, only 5 hours to go.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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I could do with losing some more*has dropped her target weight another half a stone* so no worries.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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Not a good way to go about it though :SAh well *superenhuggleifies*
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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It's not like I can do much else.I'd eat if there was something to eat. Anyway, cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39,
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I can offer two of the three......
...
...
How very od / B3ta that people are queueing up to receive a emasculating tirade from a normally lovely lady in Buckinghamshire.
(...
...
How very od / B3ta that people are queueing up to receive a emasculating tirade from a normally lovely lady in Buckinghamshire.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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*prods**prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods*
*prods*
(*prods*
*prods*
*prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods**prods*
*prods*
*prods*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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She's not a fucking unexploded firework."Remember: Never return to your Captain after lighting."
oh I think you'll find she is Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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What kind? A catherine wheel? A roman candle?Or one of those massive ones which just makes loads of noise.
Really must learn more firework varieties
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24,
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Really must learn more firework varieties
why are they called Roman Candles?I can't imagine the Roman's invented them
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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Maybe when you put them in the box they all try to have sex with each other.
you are thinking of illegal immigrants Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:31,
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I never put illegal immigrants in a box together.What are you implying?!
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37,
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I'm a[unflattering adjective] [synonym for prostitute] with [possibly a mental disorder or perhaps we'll go for venereal] bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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:(I think you are a fiery fun lady
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28,
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That's lovely of you.I'm just saving time for others.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29,
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GO GET EMGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm having a fluffy day despite hangover and random joint pains - check the sig
(I'm having a fluffy day despite hangover and random joint pains - check the sig
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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See fireworks metaphors again!The fiery fun lady, it would spin around with massive flames licking out of it like it was doing a 'whatever those spinning ballet moves are'.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32,
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Thank you.I could only think of a plee-a, which even then I can't spell.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36,
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Plie.*suprisingly, did ballet for many years*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38,
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pirouette always makes me think of this...(
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39,
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I'm eating SushiiIt's very very good. It's not a nasty supermarket one. It's from Yoshinos. Mmmm.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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damn you, sir, damn you!:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20,
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Does it come with shut up sauce? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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*blows kisses from afar* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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Vent at me in a gaz, if that will help*hug*
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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I don't really want toI want to point out to someone what a cunt they are, but the only few I can see on here are well aware that I think they're pricks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20,
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Fuck off are you. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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I'm a left cuntmaybe we should join up and become a tunnel of cunt.
we could take that shit on tour.
(we could take that shit on tour.
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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Is it me?You've got to get to the back of a very long queue to tell me that one...
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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I barely know you. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26,
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Well, Once you get to know me, then.In addition.
Can you draw? Yes you can, very well!
So Fuck'em.
Eh? What?What's going on? Thanks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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I already am one so I'll just let someone else enjoy the joy of that today*saunters off pissed off at everything*
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24,
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you'll be wanting /qotw The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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Nah, every time I go on themlonely bitches that look like half-squeezed chew toys get all upset.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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i was backed into a cornerstaring about at the hostile faces around me and then you hugged me and i felt... funny. What is this feeling?
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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dry bumrape...you'll get used to it in time...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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You can vent at me if you likeI can take it*
*unless I can't
(*unless I can't
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32,
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My friend is a policemanI don't know if he has a small nob as I've never checked. He just likes catching baddies.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:15,
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There are lots of reasons why people join the police......having a small nob, or the fear of having a small nob is just one of them. No offense to your mate - unless he likes bashing up people for no reason in which case lots of offense.
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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My friend is a policeman,he has a big knob and a very hairy bum.
So I hear *cough*
(So I hear *cough*
..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19,
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cunt them in the fuck!middag m'neer, al plannen voor Q-day?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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@'msterdam:Idee
-------
Cafe the minds - anarchistisch q-day (ska & punk)
Westerpark - Houseshit
Q-night is er ook vanalles, ik ga naar Studio 80 (Welcome to the future) maar er is ook vanalles bij NDSM etc.
(-------
Cafe the minds - anarchistisch q-day (ska & punk)
Westerpark - Houseshit
Q-night is er ook vanalles, ik ga naar Studio 80 (Welcome to the future) maar er is ook vanalles bij NDSM etc.
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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Hmm interesting (except the house shit thing)I'm usually at koninginnenach in den haag de ghakstuh. Thinking about staying in Amersfoort for once
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28,
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THe hague is fine, but much shitty-er then Amsterdam. Amersfoort is usually kroeghanguh also my gf is from Amersfoort (hokeysletjuh ;) ).
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:33,
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I'm keeping her far far away from you dirty peeps Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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This is true/knowsseveralpolicewomenblog
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20,
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I heard that policewomen are quite submissive/isthattrueblog?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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Wow!I can't believe how much comment my crap cartoon has generated. I thought it would be ignored but I wanted to dip my toe in your sexy water
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20,
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People will take anything to start a conversation on heredon't take it personally
Oh, and well done and welcome new person/lurker/green plant
(Oh, and well done and welcome new person/lurker/green plant
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22,
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woo hoo!i got a reply from you! I've noticed you. I couldn't sleep last night and read old b3ta posts for four hours. Your tag line makes me smile. I feel like I've met someone vaguely famous.
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30,
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mmmm women in uniformwith big round policing bums
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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I dunno really...
I just saw the sauce and kinda had to...
..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:08,
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it made me laufg bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:09,
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hahahhahaha! complete madness :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:11,
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hahahahow much have you changed?
actually pictureisunrelated.com is ace
(actually pictureisunrelated.com is ace
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:12,
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Only the animated part,the original is exactly as this is at frame 1...
*edit* He's a bit special: www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/gary0spivey0psychic0medium0healer0tlc.jpg
(*edit* He's a bit special: www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/gary0spivey0psychic0medium0healer0tlc.jpg
..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:14,
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That really is a rather special source... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:15,
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it's a very patient sheep how the fuck has this man not come to our attention before?
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=gary%20spivey
he's a wealth of fun!
(images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=gary%20spivey
he's a wealth of fun!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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Isn't he just!You can just see him in front of that bathroom mirror, 'Now, to get REALLY famous, I shall need a gimmick!' and then he notices the sponge and the rest is history...
( ..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:41,
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hahait's a shop of a shop
tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/87201444
(tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/87201444
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17,
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Ahhhhh, I see!Well you don't expect me to READ do you!?
*edit* I knew it was a 'shop 'cos of the sauce of the man's head, see above, but hadn't seen the direction to the Hein Gerrike sauce.
(*edit* I knew it was a 'shop 'cos of the sauce of the man's head, see above, but hadn't seen the direction to the Hein Gerrike sauce.
..wil,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34,
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Where does he put the eagle on the bike? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21,
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he has a side-eyrie Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25,
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I bet he knew you were going to do that too
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:12,
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What manner of lunacy is this?*watches*
I see...
*notes*
*clicks*
(I see...
*notes*
*clicks*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:13,
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I was bored and cutting up circles, I got this.
Except the text and the small cut in the eye, everything was made by interesecting circles in flash.
It's almost like I know what I am doing.
I like it.Bold, poster-ish colours as well.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:02,
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Lovely as ever, sir :)Lunch timez and a ciggy
I want to go home, as i feel rubbish, but i can't got home :(
(I want to go home, as i feel rubbish, but i can't got home :(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:04,
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^This.Only with less ciggy and lunchtimes.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:07,
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^thisbut with some cakey and hot naked sluts
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:07,
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Why nsfw? All b3ta is nsfw....cause you should be working*picks up the flaming hammer of flame*
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:10,
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Moar grinding less typing ! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:12,
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^ThisWith extra kives for knifey-fun.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:09,
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^THISwith some '80s game music soundy
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:11,
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I felt like that earlier.Also, sleeping.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:11,
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I feel like dancing and Q-day 2009 @ AMsterdam hurray timez Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:13,
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Have you been sexing a Mexican pig lately? Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:14,
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hmmmmm illegal border crossing pig Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:15,
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Tex Mex ribs! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16,
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I want your babbyback babbyback babbyback ribs Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23,
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that looks ratherexcellent! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:04,
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cornice teeth!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:05,
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Would look good as a proper screen print :)Prob with out the drop shadow. Me likey.
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:07,
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You have teh omgskillzorz of an artist.You artist, you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:09,
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Friz, are you still alive? :-)How are you dear sir.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:45,
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I'm excellent and aceMy hand hurts though. Cut it with a knife in a very retarded way :(
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:59,
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Hurray, all hail your bus like face Next time cut away from your hand...
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:00,
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thats just...pure meanness. i dont care if im crap at this, it fills the boredom that my swineflu has created.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:47,
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Swineflu is lethal and this is the way you spend your precious (and limited) time with?SHAME
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:48,
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what is that mac thing?it looks like a person I know that uses a mac...
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:50,
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what the crap is the mac and me film?to google...
edit: oh dear.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:02,
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edit: oh dear.
I'm a-rissing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:51,
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mac and me... damn that was a bad moviedidn't all the creatures have to keep drinking pepsi or coke?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:51,
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