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Needed doing...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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All Zig all zig all zig
For great Justice!
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:42,
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For great justice.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:43,
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You know what you doing!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:44,
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TELE-TEXT BOOK
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:38,
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...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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Not that arsed to be honest
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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It's not always wartime, sometimes they get to go on their...
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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Bwahahahah...
*Clicks hard* :) Edit: FP here you come :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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:D
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Shada ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
clickles
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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HAHAHAHAHA
Bloody fantastic :D *clicks furiously*
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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Clickity-click..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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funniest thing today :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:26,
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Hahahahahaahahahahaha
EDIT: Yoda!!!! Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:27,
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Bloody Hell Zak
that's the first thing to make me snigger out loud in ages I had started to think that was going to be a SmallBrainfield post *clicks twelvety times*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:27,
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I blew snot out my nose
well it was either that or my sandwich all over the place
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:33,
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you can spot his from the blurry compressed text
omg wait this is over 100k life ruined
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:42,
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Ssshhh don't tell riverghost!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:45,
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hahahahahaahahaha!
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Paper_clip You are hearing me talk ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:20,
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I thought it was FWM at first.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:46,
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ahha
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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Hahahaha!
Sometimes I think to myself "Hey, why is that frisbee getting bigger?". Then it hits me.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:29,
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Fucking hell!
I just coughed up my sandwich :D
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Weetobix ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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thats fucking amazing zak
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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I love this!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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hahahahhahahah! *clicked!* home-lols
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:29,
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Hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahah
Stop the internet, we have a winner!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:30,
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hahahah
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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Genuine lols
best thing in ages
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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hahahahaha!
last frame is pure win!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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*giggles like a loon*
:D
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:32,
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yeah win
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:36,
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woo
and indeed yay
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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Fan fucking tastic!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:45,
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hahaha
thats excellent
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Edit: Top Edit!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:55,
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hehe
I noticed I'd forgotten to finish it! (I also had to mirror the caravan, otherwise the window was on the wrong side) Oh, and it was too big... but apart from all that...
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:56,
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I prefered the original :(
I liked the idea of the Star Wars universe existing in a caravan camp in Dorset :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:57,
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I was in two minds about it...
I quite liked the old bloke too. I wanted an old couple drinking tea, then I decided Yoda. (I did enjoy 'sponging' Yoda)
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:01,
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Thats birlliant!
Top stuff!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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Hahahaha
*clicks*
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BNG likes eating biscuits ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:16,
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Love it
Without wanting to curse it, I hope it gets FP'd*edit* YAY!
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Sheep! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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HA ha ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff, Mr McFlimby.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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YODA SPONG!
*clix furiously*
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking class :D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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that's fucking awesome
*cleek*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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:D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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Class
not-in-a-glass
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Stoopid_Faaka ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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arf :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:35,
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ha ha ha
congrats on the well deserved FP
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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Have A Pearoast & a *Click*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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Hahashahahahaahahah
Hahahahahah
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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Haha
fuck yeah.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:38,
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That
is fucking outstanding work.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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ahahaha
feckin' hilarious. WooYayHouplaPanowieZeewomp.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:09,
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Hahahahahaaa
genuine lol!
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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hahahahahahahah
this deserves an old style woo/yay/houpla/panowie!!!!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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AAahahahaaahahahahahaa!
Yes! Superb!
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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This is much better
than the holiday special.
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Gallium ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:59,
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Oh my.
I've not cackled like that in ages. Top stuff!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:27,
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ha ha ha!
out loud here!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:41,
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superb!
Yoda's caravan!
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mozza ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:18,
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Amazing, Love it!
Excellent idea and very well done! *Click*
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:14,
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hahahahahahahahaha
oh my god, that is so fucking funny!!!! Nice one!
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noodle monkey the cheese junky ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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LOL
23:37 Koh Samui, Thailand. Made me make my first comment.
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PoorSucker ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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Do you do children's parties?
Most laugh since sliced bread!
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic ,
Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:47,
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Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha *breathes* Hahahahaha
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Sun 2 Aug 2009, 14:10,
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ahahahahahaha
absolutely brilliant
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:15,
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Shirley, only one thing can save Teletext now...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14,
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haha
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:15,
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Hehe
Ceeimax. Hm.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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3DFAX! :D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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Very nicely done!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:17,
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Haha.Marvellous
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:17,
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Hahah, nicely done :)
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:21,
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Hahahahah...
You're a star you are! :) *Click*
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Ninj ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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3D Studio Ceemax..
.. and don't call me Shirley!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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When we all have smellovision, it'll be back
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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hahaha
'ning all, I saw Moon last night and it was well brillo, innit.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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'twas rather spiffing
I'm sure I noticed a few plot holes, but I can't remember them so it can't have been that bad. Cracking tunes. oh, and 'ning :)
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:01,
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Ha-ha!
Even the Stink Triffid gets a look in..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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Ha ha ha nice!
Smiley kitteh approves :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:09,
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Sinister!
And happy candle day
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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Oo
Happy b3taday :D
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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DAY!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:12,
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Happy Candle Day.
Smiley kitteh dropped a snide floater in the pool!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14,
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Thanks guys :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:09,
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Page 206..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:50,
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203! 203!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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:D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:54,
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Don't forget Cardiff!
Always with the Cardiff.
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The Neville What what what ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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I miss the days of wobbly sets & even wobblier monsters @ BBC Television Centre..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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Meet up with Bill and Ted ..207
Woo!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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Shit..
.. knew I'd missed a beat, somewhere.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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I'd like to see a Bill and Ted/Doctor Who crossover
I really would.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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Wyld Gallyfreyans!
Excellent! *diddle-iddle-wah*
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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Dr. Who Piss
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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Hahaha,
But shouldn't they all be in Wales?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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It's a given, these days..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:05,
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OHH...
this shudda been a compo entry. They are doing one on teletext too!
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Mantrid ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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Bugger. Forgot to change the post thread thingy..
8(
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:10,
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Fixeded!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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:D
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Mantrid ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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Thanks for the heads-up, kind stranger
x.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:26,
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Dr. Cook Who, sure loved slicing through Thyme!
. . . . . . . . (sorry, had to get it out of the head)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:45,
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haha!
I love his egg whisk!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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Haha
I hope he's doing Rosemary and Thyme
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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Hehe, no sorry
It's his signature dish of Lard with finely chopped Thyme, or "Thyme-Lard" as he calls it! Boom BOOM!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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Ouch!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:52,
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Hahaha
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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pfffft :P
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:57,
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His eye seems to follow me around the room......
I should cut down on my coffee.........
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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Chav-text Bruv
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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hahahahahahah
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:51,
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You might want this...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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Or indeed, having a look at real Teletext pages
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:15,
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Not that arsed to be honest
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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He Heh Heh
*Click*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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TK MAXX has two Xs innit
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:01,
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And Chavs will know that will they?
Is one of the thing they probably do know!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:06,
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You're obviously in the know when it comes to high street fashion
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:31,
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2007?
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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Fuck me
have a break from yourself.
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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Am it lunchtiem already?
Based on a genuine Dave the Facts from yonder years ago
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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Home made Thai Red Curry with Chicken and rice
oh, wait.. *clicked for ceefax graphics of Dave :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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:D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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Pad Thai chicken. With a decent lunch companion.
In fact, the only thing wrong with the lunch companion was the male genitalia
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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Are you sure he had genitalia?
It could be a Mangirl
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:33,
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apparently he used his genitalia last night
he's possibly reading this.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:54,
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CUT THEM OFF THEN, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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too messy.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:54,
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in half an hour
nice work sir I be having Soup
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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Bah. Typical.
Loads of tasty lunches recently, and the one day one of these comes along it's a crummy work buffet :(. Also - woo.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:32,
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YES
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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Ace!
Does anyone still do these?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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yes, barbarossa - just now
Am it new comp time?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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New compo?
Erm..Considering it's Thursday and new compos start on Weds then yes! ;)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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Haha
Not too sure yet. /Fatha Beans /Chiante
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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Woo
For lunch I am having a nurishment drink and the rest of the day off.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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TOATS AND TEA
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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Two chicken curry pasties
from a zoo.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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Braw! Have chips with that
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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+ m
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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That took me about 20 seconds, then I did an office snort
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41,
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Drugs are bad mmmkay?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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Haha
I love Brawms!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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They have chickens in zoos?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56,
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Poisonous Peruvian Purple Chickens
from Peru.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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Agrophobic salad with a side-serving of self-hatred and shoulder chips.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:45,
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...with ketchup rain no doubt...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:02,
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:D
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:01,
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I'm not having anything
Because i'm going to hospital to potentially have my ovary removed :D :(
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chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:48,
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Damn!
Hope you're OK...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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Hahahaahahahaha!
You nutter! Thass Ace!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43,
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Cheers!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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OK so it has been done...
but there's enough variance between the two to justify the new thread I reckon. ...and if you're wondering what the YouTube page is, click the picture. No horseplay, just little ray of sunshine on an otherwise utterly dreary day.Edit Gifs are weird. At full size this was 17k but then resized down to 500px it goes up to 29k. What fresh lunacy is this?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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Nicely done :)
EDIT: With regards to the filesize going up, the shrinking probably caused some new colours due to a number of pixels going into one or something.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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lol pwnd
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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:D
*Envys Matt*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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nice
Matt is on my screen *adjusts spectacles* Resized Gif: Your resizing caused some additional anti-aliasing to occur, which increased the gif's palette range, and therefore the image size.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:18,
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I knew there would be a reason.
*totally does not understand compression and ting*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:19,
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That's what I said bitch :P
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:21,
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Well, if you call your belming comment an explanation, yes :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:22,
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ah that's a lot better than sushi's
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:28,
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Probably you introduced a lot more colours by scaling it down with some kind of pixel averaging.
Oh, Dixon just said that. Woo.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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What ever happened to catnipppp?
Did he get bumped off or was he re-sized?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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The hedgehog from hell couldn't be bothered to keep it up anymore
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:26,
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hedgehog? I thought it was probably pasa
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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Bumped off, thank xenu.
The racist prick.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:26,
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I think he picked a fight with cr3
...which is only going to end one way round these parts.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:26,
archived )
Being bitten to death by spangolin?
It's a terrible SEXY way to go :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
archived )
where's that wonderfull creator at?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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he still exists as a user, so i don't think he has been B&
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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He hasn't upset Vimod yet
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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how could you have a fight with cr3 ?
he's a pretty fair guy, saves the world and stuff. And he made a frickin' awesome speedy ultra pc. Edit: And he as pretty purple hair, and firm thighs
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
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You forgot the purple hair
He'll be crying now :'(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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He seemed to think cr3 was heading some form of conspiracy against him.
You wouldn't expect that coming from Catnipppp, but that's what happened.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:33,
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Catnip wasn't that the guy with the chemtrails talk?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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Started with chemtrails...
then graduated to holocaust denial, which is when he really started endearing himself to the online community.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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How can you deny the holocaust...
He's probably an anti-western/jew/government peta member.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41,
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I think he disappeared up his own arse.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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*comedy catnipppp account fives*
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weaver. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:37,
archived )
Hahaha nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:29,
archived )
the youtube is ace
and brings a smile to my face ning sir and thanks
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:30,
archived )
Pleasure.
There are very few days that a bit of Matt can't brighten up. This one in particular is in need of his treatment. ...and belatedly
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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Thank you
You get a click just for introducing me to the YouTube link. That was wonderful to watch. Thank you!
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EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:56,
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The link is sublime. Many thanks.
Just a shame that London can't dance for shit. Still, at least we're not as bad as Sydney..
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:01,
archived )
Part two...
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:10,
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Haha
That character reminds me of Boon.High-ho Siiiiilver! /coat
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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haha! Love it!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Thanks :)
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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Nicely...
I just knew that having done the twitter one someone would already have done it... Serves me right for not checking I guess :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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Two great minds :P
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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grats on the FP!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:42,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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Freebase
anyone got a link to the original image of the freebase bloke?
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Olipro is apologising for length ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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WOULD YOU START THE FANS, PLEASE
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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CONTENDERS! READY!
GLADIATORS! READY!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:10,
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That's my line ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:16,
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Well, you weren't around, so I thought I'd try it on for size
It could do with a bit of a wash :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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hahaha :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:26,
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This is your doing, gayshift.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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Yes it was the Dayshift that killed freebase
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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Really?
I thought it was one person involved, but if you insist
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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Yes, bad generalisation from me :)
I was under the assumption a number of people killed Freeb.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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grandmaster flash?
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new_matt ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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're you go fella
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:09,
archived )
What's that Lassie? The man wants to say thank you but he's stuck down the old mineshaft?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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If you post a new thread with no picture, people generally shout at you.
kkthxbai
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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even though they're not meant to...
weird really
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likeajackhammer ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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THIS IS BRILLIANT
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WHARRGARBL ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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That's it, come onto /talk, ask the same dumb arse question and completely ignore my help
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:22,
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^ aye
Not a surprise, really
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:25,
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For you're referrence
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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...
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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*tries*
Gets fingermarks all over the screen... :( *
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:45,
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people who can't point at something on a computer screen, without actually touching it with their oily fucking fingers, ought to be tazered
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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One of my colleagues gets REALLY annoyed when you touch his screen
but his reactions are so hilarious it just makes you want to do it more
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:53,
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I concur.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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had a client who while going over some edits, once leant right over my shoulder
and asking me to move a symbol, said "Right about here" at the same time as he scribbled a little blue dot on my screen with a biro....... Upon taking him to task on this, he said he did it on his own screen all the time?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:54,
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O_O
ok, that's just stupid.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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Then there are the (possibly apocryphal) stories of executives using tip-ex on excel spreadsheets ... on screen.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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I get fkers not only wipe their fingers on my VERY expensive screens
but also point with a biro and then drag said biro across my screen leaving a nice blue line. Thanks for that, its only these screens being amazing that allow me to do my job properly.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:58,
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I did that to my own screen with a permanent marker :(
Top tip! A small amount of normal toothpaste applied gently with a cotton bud removes it almost instantly**and leaves your screen minty-fresh
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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That could leave little scratches in the screen
Some good alcohol based screen cleaner will remove permanent ink without damaging shiny screens.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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It could, but doesn't
As you need so little of it and there is no scrubbing involved, just gentle stroking. Ooer, I've gone all erotic.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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Sandpaper does the job nicely.
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pissflaps. FSPW ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:16,
archived )
This kind of advice
Is why I love b3ta so much.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:40,
archived )
Just put it in the dishwasher.
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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I'm not sure how you could manage to accidentally scribble on your screen with a permanent marker
but then I once accidentally sucked on a plugged-in kettle lead, so fair enough.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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I went to point at something on the screen with my pen but didn't realise that the cap was off
Top marks for the kettle lead thing though!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:10,
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Ha ha ha!
I did something not wholly dissimilar the other week. I was sat poking a pen into a gang plug socket for 10 minutes before I realised what I was doing.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:14,
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I didn't realise what I was doing in time
and that's what made me the man I am today.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17,
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This is like watching Grumpy Old Men all over again.
But so true!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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noseefax!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:45,
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Pffft
Noseefax®
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:48,
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inventive
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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hahaha
*glues crumbs to screen*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46,
archived )
Arf!
I wonder what blind people make of Ferrero Rocher?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:52,
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I doubt they would feel as spoilt.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:55,
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For all we know,
they may actually say "You're a massive cunt. These cost half a penny each to make"
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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umm
never gave it much thought to be honest Ferrero Rocher are overrated. There, Ambassador, I said it.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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Ha. Too true.
See my translation above ;) Although, I did find a box in the cupboard a couple of weeks back which had 3 kinds of them. The White Chocolate ones are lovely, as are the dark chocolate ones. However, Lindor FTMFW!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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The dark chocolate ones (Rondnoir) are NOM
I'm a big fan of your standard issue Dairy Milk, meself.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:03,
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Dairy Milk is aces, you're right.
However, my favourite chocolate bar in the world has to be the Galaxy Caramel. Soooooooo luxurious :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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That is rather pleasant, aye
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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They look nom.
I have seen Milka chocolate here, but not that one. I shall keep my eye out. Would you believe that I was in Switzerland for a whole week last year and didn't have any chocolate once? Same goes for the last couple of times I have been to Belgium. Silly Redsushi!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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That is a very poor show indeed
It's like going to Soho and not vomiting in public
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:15,
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Ha ha ha!
DId that over christmas too ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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That does look good.
You can't get them here. But I wish we could.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:21,
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They're amazing
The shape fits perfectly in the roof of your mouth for maximum melting/belming pleasure
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:27,
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Mmmmm... Nyom nyom nyom
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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William Curley makes lovely choccy.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:07,
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He of Wurly fame?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:08,
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My first thoughts were "Curly Wurly" as well
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:11,
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i had one today, it tasted better because it was free
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:03,
archived )
This is true of many things
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04,
archived )
This is the best kind
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:05,
archived )
I had an idea for a compo, go to page 456 for free epilepsy diagnosis
and then a spazzing screen... but i was worried i might kill prodigy69
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:53,
archived )
Would someone please write a Firefox plugin
to save the vulnerable from our spacky pleasures, so we can have them back?
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:44,
archived )
Hahahaha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:03,
archived )
This is like the latest Irish invention.
A motor car for blind people that features controls written in Braille. Woo
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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I find this statement wholly offensive!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:07,
archived )
Well, hide it then!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:17,
archived )
You mean like this:
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:13,
archived )
Haha
That's great!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:16,
archived )
._0 *I've moved the ariel slightly*
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:26,
archived )
qubic mIEls ?
what? :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27,
archived )
Pasific?
lolwut?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27,
archived )
The spelling and grammar mistakes make this
It's just like real teletext :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:28,
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I'm putting it down to a bad signal
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:31,
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Now it's time for the
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:28,
archived )
damn you... I can't look away!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:30,
archived )
He likes to pop on to b3ta now and again:)
It keeps mediocre happy:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:30,
archived )
what?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:30,
archived )
Your dance is a girl's dance!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:31,
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you dance it so bad, oh yeah, so bad, that's how you dance it, oh yeah, so bad, so so bad, oh yeah
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:32,
archived )
What is that dripping down your monitor?
Monitor is a crap word. I miss VDU's!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46,
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and taking them to the vdu clinic?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:51,
archived )
hahaha
Your timing and this image gets me every time :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:21,
archived )
I liked this already before you deleted it last night ;)
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:31,
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he deleted last night!
I slept through the whole thing
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:31,
archived )
Shhhhhhhhhhh
Was only up for 2mins (said the actress) But yes i'm bad :( Still posting wrong one! /gets coat
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35,
archived )
yay!
there's a "'" you've missed 4th line.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:39,
archived )
Hahaha
I'm getting stressed now. Giving up :)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:41,
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It doesn't belong to you.
It's sea's now. :)
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acered76 What!? The Curtains? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33,
archived )
Haha:)
Ning one and all.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:41,
archived )
sorry for length
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Peter_G ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
archived )
*fires up utorrent*
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:12,
archived )
*fires up any kind of newsgroup program*
and rape it
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25,
archived )
say the cunts who live in fuck off mansions
fuck 'em
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:13,
archived )
^ THIS
I will stream the cricket and the football to my hearts content, and torrent every film going, some rich cnut telling me not to can go fuck himself. (until they send me a warning, anyway D:)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:20,
archived )
Oh cricket!
Is it starting today? Or is it still a bit damp?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25,
archived )
yeah, looks like a washout
which will do me frankly, we're 1-0 up :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:32,
archived )
oooh
and where might one see the cricket? (knows nothing about torrents etc)
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prostheses ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46,
archived )
ah, haven't got the link to hand, hold on..
basically, go to www.justin.tv and choose one of the ashes channels. The channel won't actually be showing the cricket, but it will have links on the chat box to places that do. (it'll take a bit of hunting)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:50,
archived )
gaz me later if you prefer
Cheers
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prostheses ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:51,
archived )
sorry, at work at the moment
send me a gaz as a reminder and I'll mail you the link when I get home
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:53,
archived )
but the rich cunts are the ones who fund the films in the first place
put the cunts out of pocket and films stop getting made. Granted they make more than seems reasonable, and I understand your jealousy, but it's not like you're going to put your hand in your pocket to pay for a script to be developed any time soon, so why be angry with people who can?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:26,
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it's because they get the best coke
and they get it first oh.. money into scripts.. oh yeah.. I remember.. yeah.. hahah coke oh yeah.. the script.. coke haha coke.. fucking great. what? MY NOSE! what was the question?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:28,
archived )
what we need is some kind of new funding system driven by the public
if people don't want corrupt fat bastards full of coke but do want to watch these films then they need to put in a replacement system, not jus stick two fingers up at them from the other end of a torrent. That only hurts the small studios and atrists who get laid off the second a game is launched.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:31,
archived )
the problem is the really rich bastards aren't the problem.
it's the CYA types who are ostensibly producers who are the problem. Those guys suck!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33,
archived )
I was thinking...
Couldn't they show pilots instead of trailers? Then make whatever one people like more?
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:48,
archived )
who says I'm jealous?
I'm far from fucking jealous..I just think they're whinny faced bitches who make enough money as it is. and you should get off your moral soap box mate
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:32,
archived )
indeed, the internet proves how far you are from
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35,
archived )
^ see! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:37,
archived )
hahaha
you are sooo jealous :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:58,
archived )
yea it's really dripping out me :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:05,
archived )
I would actually shit in a urinal
if all the stalls were full and I was desperate
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:13,
archived )
I've set fire to a clanger
and bumraped it til it's seams ripped!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21,
archived )
oh you!
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25,
archived )
Needs more duct tape
{;-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:51,
archived )
APOSTROPHE POLICE
woooooo wooooo wooooo woooo wooooo wooooo
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41,
archived )
Fellow I know actually did
cut some lumber into a urinal. For some reason the barkeep banned him from the place after that...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:25,
archived )
arf! makes me think of the it crowd one...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:13,
archived )
haha yeah
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Peter_G ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:14,
archived )
arf
tis funny I love the IT crowd only stumbled on it late I think Jen is HOT!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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Chris Morris died :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:16,
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1998 - no One Died
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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In 1980 someone died
In 1981 - no one died in 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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in 1985 they were brought back
into the future and all was well
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25,
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Favourite episode....
The one where there was a fire on his desk and Moss emailed the fire brigade :D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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not seen that
I only ever watch episodes as I stumble across them Not a great TV watcher The episode where he does the calendar - turns from the Hot office girls in pants into Sexy Geeks...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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for you..
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Peter_G ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:26,
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THAT is a great screensaver!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:28,
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quick, call 01189998819991197253
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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What was so difficult to remember about 911?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:44,
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You got my body shaking!
Sends a shiver down my spine!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04,
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^^
this
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Peter_G ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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I agree.
Jen is proper hot tiems.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17,
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Sorry about abandoning our chat
We have just switched ISPs at the office and there was a flaky few minutes where our router looked like it was bricked :S
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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DUN DUN DUUUUN!
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33,
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^ just getting into it myself ..it's not bad :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:19,
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^this - jen is all kinds of hot!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:19,
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Jen = annoying over-actor
The first series was spoiled by her constant SHOUTING and OVER emphasizing WORDS to MAKE things SEEM MORE funnyyyyyyyyyy. The internet episode is a gem :)
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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^this
Yes.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:30,
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hahahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:22,
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"Then rape it"
Hahahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:19,
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Winner of the compo!
;)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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*imagines the noise a clanger would make whilst being raped*
*fwaps*
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:22,
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Raping a clanging clanger in the clange
whilst downloading clanging porn
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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hahaha
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:23,
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Hahaha
Yes
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:24,
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\o/
For what it's worth, my feelings are that internet piracy has gone up inversely to the quality of films and music. Also, people are pissed off with film companies ripping off the kids with their DVD releases (Watchmen being the latest example of 'buy this now' then in six months time 'buy THIS one now,. cos it's got more stuff on it'
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33,
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blimey - the kid at the end - is he trying to get work as a Simon Amstell Look-a-like?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:36,
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Simon Amstell or Mark lemar?
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Peter_G ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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Anyone happy to suffer the 'Watchmen' movie more than once deserves to be ripped off.
Then cunted in the fuck. Repeatedly, until they realise their wrongness.
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George Spiggott ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:45,
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How did you know?
About my night out last weekend.
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acered76 What!? The Curtains? ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35,
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Hahaha
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:42,
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mint :D
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:38,
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Newbie clicks!
*Click*
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dezwits Life ain't nuttin' but glitches and honey ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:58,
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quick and dirty
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:08,
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hahahah
brilliant long live sock
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:08,
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hahahahaha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:09,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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Always time for 'The Sock'
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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hehehe
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Peter_G ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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:D
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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Hooray!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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haha how did i know sock would make an appearance?
:)
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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Yay!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:24,
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they might have agreed more aquarium cash
BUT IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH! SOME OF THE FISH ARE STILL DRY! O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:26,
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save the feesh
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35,
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..
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radja ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:06,
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hahahahahhaah! Blimey - ive not played that for a while....
nings everyone!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:08,
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why, you rouge you!
:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:29,
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I don't
play rouges. they're overpowdered.
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radja ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:37,
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Hahahahhaa
nice :D
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:57,
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0_0
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:38,
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Oh fuck yes
'ningles all
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:39,
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pffft
gay wizard lol
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:40,
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HAHAHA!
*clicks* EDIT: Anyone got any cool suggestions of things to buy online for under a tenner?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:40,
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aces
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:41,
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hahaha
well this all seems to be in order
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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Hahahah yes
I always giggle when I hear that horses name
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:47,
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HAHA
best of all the horses
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:49,
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hahahahah!
always thought shadowfax sounds like a ninja's prefered method of communication....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:08,
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they keep their business cards and meeting details in them
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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Hahahahah...
Nicely sir! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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Hahhaha
expected horse (unexpectedly brown :P )
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:15,
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Bugger! It was a white one wasn't it...?
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:20,
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Precious..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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CFB
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:34,
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Do they come from a special place when a man story and a lady story love each other very much and do a special hug?
Woo. 'ningles all. EDIT:FFS! I just had an idiot coming to me and telling that he;d like me to serve him breakfast in his room!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:38,
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Did you laugh openly in his face?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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shortly before kicking them in the nuts, yes.
I had to explain that they were not going to get room service for the price they paid.:P I though I was very controlled
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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Hippy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:47,
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Watch this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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hahaha
Reminds me of a Gary Rhodes one where he doubles over pissing himself after he says, 'Let me show you my onions.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:57,
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Of course, sir
And would one like his cup of earl grey with, or without piss?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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Shirley
"Would sir like his cup of Earl Grey with piss or spunk?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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That would work better
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:46,
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naaa
They'd already taken the piss:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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Open his door, and chuck in the contents of a cereal packet, followed by the milk from a pint of milk.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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Open his door, and chuck in the contents of a cereal packet, followed by the milk from a pint of milk. piss in his face. It least it was better that the person that didn't understand why I had to throw out all the croissants after they used them to prepare their breakfast on so cup of tea on there, filling spreading jam on there. No plate what so even.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:52,
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Some people would pay extra for that kind of service, across town.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:54,
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I do it for free:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:57,
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Don't you do that then?
What is this, Fawlty Towers?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:14,
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You're not the first to make that comment:P
Some of the idiots I get. The worst ones are the ones that leave reviews! I had someone recently that gave us a crap percentage and complained that people shouldn't stay there as they didn't get thei free beer and didn't get a full breakfast. Fine they didn't get their free beer but then again they didn't make the effort to ask for it. Sadly they didn't get a full breakfast they just had to make do with pastries, muffins, toast, cereals, juice and tea or coffee.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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out of my story hole
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:40,
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Sexy tiem!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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Drunken old ladies and mentals on night buses?
Some fiiiine work you got there boy.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:49,
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YOU!
Morning :D *nethuggles*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:50,
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Howdy Bike-O
I'm tired, please send someone round to scream in my face.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:54,
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I don't think screaming in your face will work very well
What you need is sleep™ get some sleep on the plane/in the airport. You Southerners, spoilt for choice with airports.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:58,
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I have so much to do, at the moment I'm out at 7am and back in at 11pm.
I need a flock of cartoon bluetits to pack for me and wash my clothes.
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11,
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Needs more rain...
=P
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:53,
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Bambuko
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:22,
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:D
7 days...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:23,
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Underpants
I remember teletext quizzes
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:25,
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yup
I remember all sorts of things... the other day I was remembering sherbet fountains
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:27,
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wow
last night I remembered Grimsby!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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that is ususally what it takes to load a frickin' teletext page
also huzzah! for thix post!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:26,
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I have no idea what is going on
but I think it's great :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:29,
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You don't!? then I have a VHS tape that I need you to watch.
Anytime within the next week will be fine...
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:36,
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You dirty old man....
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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I knew this woud be by you before i even scrolled down
:)
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:29,
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haha :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:30,
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hahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:34,
archived )
hahahahahahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:39,
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Heh. Wonder if she could be trapped in an obsolete format, like minidiscs.
Come to think of it, the tape is pretty obsolete nowadays.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:47,
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Bamboozle FTW!
This is smashing :D
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fannycradock ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:34,
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Bamboozle! yes! - nice one
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:35,
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Ron Dixon lookalike FTW!
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eXOBeX ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:34,
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This is fucking great.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:37,
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Brilliant!
*click*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:37,
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Hahaha! Splendid!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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Hahahahaha
Oh god I love this :D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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Awesome.
I loved Bamboozle, but it was rubbish.
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:38,
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Took me far too long to get this
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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think ,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:25,
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