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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

Birds or Terradactylls?

*can't be bothered looking up correct spelling*
Nice!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

chips

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Look down for correct spelling then

pterodactyls

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

birds

but now they're pterodactyls.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

You've Lost me, I'm afraid

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

GODZILLA!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

Them things in the centre of kitchens

they're called 'Islands'.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Read my comment again

Repeat until you notice the televisual reference.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

i see, sorry about that.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

You'd know that, if you were into aspirational middle-class twattery.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

I Sawyer point there!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

*hums feem toon to Jurassic Park whilst rubbing bum in mud*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

Mutual UnderstandingTennis - Men's finals

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

ah same time

this is great

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

hahahaha, superb!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

Going for a new galactic record!

*mirths*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

AMAZING!

*click*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

15-Lurrrrrv to Kirk!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

I will never stop watching this

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Mousing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

This is brilliant.

and highly *clickable*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

brilliant
possibly the best thing on the internets this year

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

C'MON JIM!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

hahaha

radio 4 referance! i get this

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)

Well fuck me I'm glad someone finally did!

Was quite proud of that one.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

What a fun crew.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I could watch that ALL day!!
*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

^this!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

Class!

Kirk looks like he's enjoying it more than McCoy.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

*fixates*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

bink! bonk!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

Edit: well-deserved FP, I say!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

could watch this all day - superb - thanks

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

I CANNAE CHANGE THE RULES OF TENNIS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

Words do not yet exist to express

how fine this is. So I shall make one up.

This is sufanwingrastic. Utterly so.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

GOD SAKE'S JIM, I'M A BOUNCY BALL HEAD MAN,..no wait, I'm a doctor..sorry, my wife's death has fucked me up

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

Stands and applauds...

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

hahah

awesome

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

rofl

*click*

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

This is fantastic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

Hahaha!

Love it :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)

soup herb

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

Hahaha,

winner plays Borg in the final.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

Oh god

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)

Haha

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

set Seven of Nine?

(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

Awesome.

Just awesome.

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

Yessssssss

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Sheep!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

Volley volley good

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

It's worse than that...it's tennis Jim

You khaaaaaaaaaanot be serious!

(hattertim, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

amazing

(mayhem.burn, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)

This deserves more replies

*click*

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Excellent..

hard to stop watching

(Sherbs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

haha!

total genius

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mutated monty, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

Completely agree

Hypnotic and impossible to stop watching!

Woosome of the highest order!

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

way too awesome.

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

I keep nodding back to them

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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Wow, this doesn't stop being funny

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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

I know

It's been up for days and it's still making me smile :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

hahaha! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

but who will win??!?!?!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

I love this

and it's slightly hypnotic....

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)

This is swearingly fucking tremendous.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

etc

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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)

Pure excellence!

So apt and well executed. 5 stars from me sir!

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Q4nobody, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

Extremely brilliant

Also, there is an irrational part of my brain which wants to keep watching this to see if they eventually drop the ball .. :-)

(spinoza, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 6:57, archived)

Very good indeed.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)

what a rally

(Lmao Tse-Tung, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

Brilliant!

*click*

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parttimebabe is almost there..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)

Most. Replies. Ever!!

- and with good reason: this is flippin' ace. :)

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enceladus, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Best thing ever!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Wonderful

Never gets boring

(Doogie Talons, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

I like this!

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

best thing

I've seen this week

(william_shatner, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

Playing AND Posting??!

It's easier than it looks apparently.

(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

out

standing

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

this is superb

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

Can this Idea

Be carried forward into the Nazi Goose-step kick-up world championships?

(am9374, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

Days later this still makes me chuckle.

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Shlvng, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

Best post in ages!

This is going in perfect sync with the beats of a Rapture song. I like!

(userdeath imminent, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)

perfection!

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mozza, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

And now stolen by Memebase

senorgif.memebase.com/2011/06/30/funny-gifs-nodding-off/

Slags!

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

(jabells, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

TOO MANY SUNGLASSES

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

www.tineye.com/search/1e11bf2473951e08b5472f032ecb411c0c59ac53/

Bandwagon ahoy! Come on, it'll be great.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

Must be really sunny in Miami if his sunglasses need sunglasses.

(TitanLX, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

I'm going to go with the two pair of sunglasses being the YouTube injoke

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

Stunning font work.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

TOO BROWN

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

:o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

My dad was a women, you insensitive bastard!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

If it ain't broke, fix it

With more glasses.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Oh hai Groucho!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

hahaha!

I love how this and that are perfectly in synch

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

*officesnort*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

I found a stone at the beach that looks like John Merrick.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

I'm not an animal I'm a blurry picture

DOF problems ahoy!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Black nail varnish?

Really?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

But is it the same black nail varnish as the one on the smug fridge picture below?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

not my hand.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

so either you chopped this person's hand off to take an out of focus picture of it

or you live in this person's head often taking out of focus pictures of near things.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

Not your hand, not your camera

Did you actually post this?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

None of the above!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

No, just bad circulation

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Like the Daily Star

who actually read that thesedays?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

so you took a picture of the beach behind it instead... good thinking

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

My phone doesnt have a camera so my mate took it.

In Brighton, even our stones are full of characters :)

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

John McCririck, surely

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

The Macro setting is your friend

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

I really don't understand how the camera's autofocus sytem managed to get the beach in sharp focus

but totally miss the very big close thing that takes up most of the screen - I think the camera had a mental breakdown and said "fuck this I'm going to focus on infinity with too little DoF to focus that big blob in front!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

You should post examples of your photographic skills on Sunday

Everyone loves them. The bigger the better.

In other news: EMOOO NAAAIIIILLLS

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

Nothing wrong with black nail varnish

it was all big in the 80's all very Sisters of Mercy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)

Yes, but those were times of intelligence and impeccable taste

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

leg warmers and snoods yay for taste! ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Only the tips of my nails are black.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

Use a nail-brush

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

what kind of rich cunt do you think I am ?

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

An Emo one?

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

Emos don't exist anymore.

It went from emo (thanks MCR) to scene/new-rave (thanks Huduken) which split into crusties (thanks dubstep) and metal heads (which always existed anyways)

Iv always been non-conformist...like all my friends.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

hahahahah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

Poundland is your friend

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

Language, Timothy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

I steal bog roll from poundland.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

Get me some while you're there, would you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

yeah, you want some shoddy wedding celebration merchandise whilst I'm at it ?

nice name btw.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

You've talked me into it...

G'wan then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

we should all do this

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

I told you it looks like John Merrick :)

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

yeah

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

Aargghhh !

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

Set point is irrelevant.

If this hasn't been done I'll eat my proverbial...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

Wimbledon: You will be unstimulated!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Go on, eat your proverbial

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

*munch*

Quite tasty actually.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

Have a related pea from 2007.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

First ever picture post...

Click for bigger (327 kb)

Hope it works!

(Sinister Carp doesn't mind the gap, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

2 years lurking finally paid off!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

Seams fine to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha jokes are indeed better than technique!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

Haha

Thanks.. No fancy schmancy photoshop for me!

(Sinister Carp doesn't mind the gap, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

I'm not the only one whose fridge wears nail polish

Great debut by the way :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

check your bad self

it is a thing of smug wonder

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

nicely :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

haha!

delightful

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

I like this a lot. Great stuff

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

looks fake

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

You don't know what you're talking about...

This is a genuine SMUG fridge, available from all poncy retailers.
_{Croissant and juice sold separately}

(Sinister Carp doesn't mind the gap, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9880952#post9882632

(jibberish, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

(jibberish, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

groan

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)

4th most common cause...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

I need cheering up...

...needs your 'Seamshorse' please

:D

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

Need some seams first.

Can't just be deploying seam horses willy-nilly. There are standards to be upheld you know.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)

Okedokee...

...hang on...

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

It's on the clipboard...

ctrl+c has occurred...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

How's this?

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

Better latte than never...

Right. Food o'clock.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

THIS WINS EVERYTHING!!!!!

Happy now, cheer Baz

*Clicked*

:D

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

Hooray!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

seams YAY!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)

Not seen this before!

What a fantastic seamshorse :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

There's a job for you at the BBC special effects department

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

The BBC can't afford expensive effects like this they would have to use computers and stuff

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Spanging Pans are the 4th most common cause?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

No, but it's a pretty good testament to the staying power of a good wok though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

Too subtittle for me...

Oh wait.
*filenames*
blimey.

Erm. Should it really cut off like that if it's meant to be a shadow?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

I don't see quo either

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

You never do

until it's too late.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Jesus on the charred wall

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

micto in the 4th frame?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

Looks like Mohammed

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

those bastards

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

Too subtle for me too

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

Took me far too long!

Pfffft

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

It seems we're not alert to quoness anymore

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

...

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

Dalek Wash Sponge - Exfoliate!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

Ex-tra-hy-drate!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

I would so buy this.

Woo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

have you seen the price of mixer taps!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Sorry all Dalek products have been discontinued by the BBC

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Try the 'Skywalker Power Shower'...

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

Hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

It's a tap!!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

haha *properlols*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

a Star Wars joke?

you had to faucet in, didn't you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

Use the faucet, Luke. Use the faucet

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

*slap*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

^ needs more pointless IP litigation in an attempt to preserve a long-dead format.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

arf!

DA-LEKS HAVE NO CON-CEPT OF "MOIST-UR-ISE"

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

That looks evil.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

The day the world changed forever.

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

Al-catida strikes again!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

are they ickle mice or is that a huge grater? *EDIT* - ahhh!

also - I'm working from home today, which means I have missed a vodka tasting at work :(

Yes, you read that correctly. You may now hate me in an orderly queue...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

Errr...the offys have just opened!?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

we have a bar in our office

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

Has anyone ever got shit faced at one of these tasting things?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

in the evening events, yes

not a day event though. You are encouraged to either just nose, finger taste or spit during work hours, or especially if you are driving later that day. The choice is yours though, but being unable to work because of your choice to swallow is not tolerated.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

'finger taste'

I didn't realise it was that kind of function.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

whisky makes your frisky

brandy makes you randy
rum makes you cum

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

lager makes you sing, belch and vomit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

you need to stop drinking Farm Stores Value Label 'Fermented Hop Mulch'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

I haven't drank for over a month.

I feel no better for it.

/facebookexcerpts

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

They still won't let you into that nunnery, you know.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

you need to drink solidly for a month

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

ly ^s

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

eww!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

One* of your many charms.

* Well, three, actually.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

My office has bars on the windows

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

OOOOF!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

hahaha - *clicks*

the 'juice' arranged it *conspiracies*

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

this is grate

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

that was cheesy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

Ha ha ha... (Too Soon)

While looking for my hat, I realised that I forgot to post birthday girl Lotte Verbeek this morning, can I put it here?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

I love your Top Hat Fez.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

watch out for that cheesyJet plane!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

Oh the Huge-Gratery!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

Immature Fridge

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Population Porridge

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

Copulation Cream

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

Available from most disreputable Chemists....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Arf!

Nice one, Ninj.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

Ning Grunty!!

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

And a Hail and Hello to you, young Ninj!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

Baby Batter.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

But....

....Smeg doesn't mean any that!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)

innit

Someone needs to consult their Black's Medical Dictionary.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

Oh yes! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

if anyone does that there twitter thing

feel free to twat this at any relevent psychoville people/pages :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Excellent use of the active tense there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

Get on there yourself...

it's more fun than you could possibly imagine...*

*as long as your imagination is that of a rocking horse.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

I don't need more distractions

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

It's good for getting your work about.

such as now...

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)

I don't know what this is

but I like it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

^ this

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

you live such a sheltered life ;)

www.bbc.co.uk/psychoville/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

I liked this 20 seconds ago on FB

and I like it now

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

Oh HT how dare you post to FB before here!

;)

Wonderful as always HT :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

And after all the rage down the board

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

the facebook page you saw it on is just my pictures though

not a rant/whine/complain site (I save that for my personal page ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

Isn't that the only real use for FB nowadays?

Free advertising?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

I just put them there when I remember as its easier than updating my website

don't know if it's advertising, I've certainly never got anything back from it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

Well, hopefully your images will be twatted all over FB and twitter and you'll get something back from it :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

I don't think anyone take social media seriously anymore

other than self important picks who decide to let the world know the ins and outs of their sad little lives

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

But, I've just done the most exquisite poo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

ha ha! i just ris'd it on facebook

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

Excellent.

Silent Singer was inspired.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

This is bloody excellent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

cheers ears

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

Silent Singer completely freaks-out my wife.

(So I've emailed her this, ta).
:)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Flippin' smashing as per sir!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

I thought I saw the Silent Singer the other day

out the corner of my eye

But it turned out to be a freaky old lady

Woo!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

Nice!

Is he holding "50 Great Coastal Walks Of The British Isles: Volume Two" under his arm? He had it all along!

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

Herd of potatoes? Of course I've heard of potatoes!

Next comes the shearing.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

Roll 'em, roll 'em, roll 'em raw chiiiiiiips!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

Mind if I park a pea?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

That's a proper forkin' porkin'

Edit: Also, I dislike those forks and no, it's not because it's black.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

Interracial spooning-forking-doggy-cupping style

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

Is this how spork is made?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

When 2 pieces of cutlery really love each other...

They hold hands and then the SporkStork brings them a baby utensil.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

I was envisaging them being a tragic tribe of orphans brought about by prolific inter-utensil pillage in conflict areas.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

Sporks are so last century

All hail the Knork

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

*hails Knorks*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

It is how babby spork is formed

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

NSFW!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

Spooning...

leads to forking!

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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

SPUDICIDE!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

woowoo

actual effort!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

Thanks

I love stop motion. Might try and do some more before this compo ends.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

the shearing?!?

oh god no! *covers eyes*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

Well, hello

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

Hehe

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

Which dentist does it use?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

don't try to understand them

just herd them up and brand them

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

After chip pans and faulty toasters, the third most common cause of kitchen fires...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

haha I get this and I haven't even played Portal or Portal 2

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

No me neither...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

I'm loving Portal 2

It's gives you a wonderful sense of achievment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

It's a fantastic game.

My second all time favourite.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

The first being Leisure suit larry

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

hahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

Haha!

Not quite.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

Shaq Fu?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

Pfffft

It's good, but it's not right. Paul P you're back in play.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

LUNA CRABS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)

Haha!

No you're all wrong.

REPTON 3

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

Top Hat Willy

That's what you need
www.pastrytech.com/willy/shot1.gif www.pastrytech.com/willy/shot2.gif

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

Needs more Top Hat Fez

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

Magic kingdom Dizzy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

Hooray for anthropomorphic ovoids!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

It came in colour :O

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

three of my friends game tested that at EA

and didn't have the balls to tell the developers it was fucking shit.

Blame them for it ever being released.

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)

I actually liked it

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

I expect you liked Rise Of The Robots, too ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

Inspired game, Who needs to move when they jump

and would you really move as you punch?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

I interpret this sentence as "It's stupidly difficult"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

Although I did love the first one, my copy of 2 has been sitting in its shrink wrap for about a month now, still haven't had the time to play it :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

It really isn't that difficult.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

not stupidly difficult

But challenging

And more fun than getting my arse handed to me by obnoxious 14 year old wankers on CoD

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

I can more than hold my own with all the kiddies on CoD.

Although, I prefer BF these days.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

bumfucking?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

Oh go on then, no butter though.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

Crisp 'n Dry?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

Is that even a video game?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

it is now

*Calls EA

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

starck attacks

woo!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

haha to both this and the pic!!!

nicely :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

:o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

hahaha

owning one of those things automatically grants you membership of the smug-club

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

I have to confess to quite coveting one...

The thing is they are really good juicers, as well as giving you the opportunity to have a little "pew pew pew" play inthe kitchen while cooking :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)

they are good, but they dont catch the pips which always annoys me.

i prefer the giant garlic press ones.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

i think you'll find it's the fourth most common cause

after kittens

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

You see a dog would never do that.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

No, because dogs know their place.

Fucking cats, trying to take over everything!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

but a dog's breakfast repertoire stops at toast

got to give the kittys credit for trying

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

Aahh! He's so proud!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

i prefer swiss roll and beans

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

A LA CARTE BABY!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

Ullllaaaaahhhh!

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arrangedletters, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

...

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Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

have

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

Hahahahah! That look of pure concentration!!

nings ya'll

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

With the amount of investments she has

she should have known that eventually the bubble would burst.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

go on Lizzy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

I just let it bottle up inside until it all boils over and comes out in a GREAT BIG RANT

Click for bigger (175 kb)
No, me neither. I'm just worried about where my next sofa-decaf-frappuccino is coming from.

(Emetic, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

I can't take this any more. I've had enough.

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

Good rant!

I'm going to post it as my facebook status!
no I'm not.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

I am - well my wall anyway

I assume this is OK, Emetic?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

Erm, Yes

I did

(Emetic, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

ephemeral bullshit to

~~your Facebook status~~ B3ta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

fuck YES!

fuckinell - 3rd post in nearly 8 years - this has been building up! ;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

Rage building

urge to head to ipswich to kill again rising ...

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

So it was YOU that got the club by the station shut down, eh?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

it was a shithole

ipswich doesn't need it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

It's just been bought

They're doing it up to make another club now.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

At least there will be more light for the local whores

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

It was in response to a friend

who had just got back from a 2 week holiday in the Maldives and then posted:

"Remember when teachers, policemen, ambulance staff, NHS staff crashed the stock market, wiped out banks, took ...billions in bonuses and paid no tax?
No, me neither.
Please copy and paste to your status for 24 hours to show your support against the government's latest attack on pensions and public sector workers"

P.S. Long time listener, third time caller.

(Emetic, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:15, archived)

TL;DR

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

^What she said

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

Struggling to see exactly where you're coming from

I agree in the most part with what you're saying about all the finance shit that Thatcher brought in but we never had the money for a mortage until later in life and then with the husband falling ill fell into arrears now having to cope with spiralling debts and faceless, heartless debt companies - maybe you could say that was our own fault for aiming higher than we should have but we could never have foreseen the sudden illness that basically halved our income - maybe you could once again blame us for not taking out adequate insurance for such an eventuality - but you know shit happens! So I see your Rant against Rant in some parts to be quite hurtful of lower income people who desperately want to break free of the poverty void but instead get thrust further back than when they started - in some respects what you are saying "You're low income - work harder, aim lower you shits and don't expect more than the Big Man will hand you as a wage packet!"
/tl;dr

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

I remember when

there would be more of an outcry that our manufacturing industry is now proudly proclaimed ( by Evan Davis ) to be bigger than it was thanks to us selling the most up to date ways for other countries to kill each other and its own people. Huzzah!

I also remember the 21st night of September. Love was changing the mind of pretenders, while chasing the clouds away.

I remember, too, a distant bell and stars that fell
Just like the rain out of the blue-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

Please don't think that this is aimed

at people who are below the poverty line. It's a terrible state of affairs that so many people do live in poverty. The implication is not that "it was much better when people were content to work in lower paid jobs" but rather that *there existed a time when* much of the UK workforce were in lower paid jobs which we'd generally regard as rather uninteresting and quite hard work these days. It's true that some of the UK workforce still do work in such jobs. Heck, a lot people *in the world* are still in this situation (go here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty for actual stats and stuff).

The point is that it'd be nice if people who weren't in this situation (i.e. who are relatively well off, and I count myself in this bracket) would realise how fortunate they are and not to piss and moan about how expensive their iPhone was and how they could only afford to go skiing /once/ this year. I imagine that a little bit of humility would be welcomed by the people who actually are in poverty and whose lives the current economic climate (the cuts etc.) is making really miserable.

And please don't think I'm saying that everyone should just put up and shut up. We really need to do something about all this! The very last sentence is a call to action for people who are not truly happy with their situation to try and do something about it (and I know that this is not always possible and that you can't necessarily change the circumstances you are a victim of) instead of just proselytizing through your facebook status and either trying to guilt others into doing the same (you know the whole tear-jerking "I know only 1% of you will repost this but...") or thinking that somehow the government (or whomever) is suddenly going to log on and go: "Wow look at all the people updating their Facebook statuses - they must be really upset about something so we'd better change it." I guess my point is that moaning about something definitely_isn't_going_to_change_it so why not at least /attempt/ to do something vaguely constructive instead.

I'm not going to provide an exegesis of the whole thing because it is just a load of ephemeral bullshit I posted as my facebook status. It's a parody, and not a particularly good one as it's an example of exactly the kind of crap it purports to be ridiculing.

(Emetic, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

As a 125% Northern Rock mortgage holder and global traveller I feel resonsible for virtually all that ^

sorry about that

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

eeeee i remember when

you could get a huge bag of chips wrapped in newspaper and a gigantic rissole for a mere thruppence

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

rissoles. mmmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

rissoles?

I don't get it.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

a "Ris 'Ole" is a goatse joke you don't get the reference to.

This should be what we say to the Audi Ad and similar "Rissole?"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

Do they have branches of Morrisons in Spain?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

rissoles...for some reason

are only available in welsh chip shops

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

Not true we have them in South Yorkshire

also fishcakes that are not mashed potato/fish in breacrumb but 2 slices of potato with fish in the middle wrapped in batter (also available in Wales)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

i'm pleased to hear this fact

rissoles need more promotion

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

I can haz Scraps with that? :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

*drools*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

I do remember a lot of that, yep!

I also remember a time before email, a time when renewable energy was associated with beardy treehuggers, and a time when the Cold War was still in effect.

Bugger. I'm old.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

Yes the Cold War I remember when Threads was the most chilling film ever

and you had a real sense that this could actually happen.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

Do you remember

cherry blossom in the market square?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

Marillion!

the name was taken from Tolkien's The Silmarillion.

damn I'm old.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I remember when it was all fields...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

fields, forms and drop-down menus

now it's all Flash, CSS5 and XHTML

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

From the Soul Train vid

on /links - I love this guy

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

Moobs!

Is he related to this?
O_O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

eurgh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

that's from my /link :D

you should have made it slightly longer to get the bit where he falls on his arse!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

I found this, I think it should win the compo

I think it should win the compo

cfb

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

hahaha :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

pfffffffffffft

AND WHY NOT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

Winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

I think this should win the compo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

tee hee

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Excellent!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

best hulk one yet

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

HULK HOGAN: IS DEAD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

bollocks, he needed an outing

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Hulk Hogan is Gay?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

You can ask him, I'm not

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

I think you may be right...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

Yes

Yes it should

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

She lost out in the final to Paul Potts :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)

hahah

And after the break: Griller Black singing Mack the Knife

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

if i wasn't too lazy

i'd do a gorilla black pic, but i am, so i won't

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)

I have come to the conclusion

that brown-nosing is much more fun if it's the result of messily eating Nutella.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

MICROWAVING MY SPATULA NOW

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)

is that an euphemism

for what i think it is O.o

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

Yes

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

having a good old pisswank

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

hahaha nice one

gay shift looked particularly strange last night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

Yeah, made for a nice read

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

I have no idea what is going on here

Found 2 underground trains in the middle of the high peak hills

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

Who the fuck put that countryside there?

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

Gotta dump it somewhere

So may as well dump it outside the built-up areas.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

Dirty fucking pikeys must have stolen the train, anyway I found it about 168 miles from london

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Ha ha ha... Just what I was going to say...

* Mind the ~~doors~~ piss

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

Cool, where is this?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Do a google search for Buxton Health and safety labs

loads of really good pics of the trains on

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

Cheers big ears, will have a butcher's later

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

know what they say

big ears big...

_{Ear muffs}

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

Spatula City!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

Spang-tula Clark!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)

Oh man I just got a family pack of viagra

Maybe I should spike the anal bleach with it

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)

FUCKTUBE GRUNT BUBBLE

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:58, archived)

GAWD BLESS R HOME & ALL R LITTLE ANAL BLEACHES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)

jarbon?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

estrogen?

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)

but where do the fuckhoses go?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

You're a teetotaller then?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

Terrible News...

Ning All!

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dogbomb, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)

Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Ning DB (and real and Paul_P)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)

new n' improved

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

I like it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

That is most hypnotic

*jiggles with the jiggle*

Edit: Stop it! I can't get her out of my bloody head now! Source?

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A KNIFE FIGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:43, archived)

Thursday, March 11th, 2004.

you?

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dogbomb, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)

TESTICLE DROP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:50, archived)

HANDS UP

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)

MY NAME IS SASHA FIERCE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)

MY NAME IS SASHA GREY

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

what the...?

what's going on in the background?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

before Poke, there was Spunt

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

mmm refreshing

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

TESTICLE DROP

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)

OMG I TOTALLY VOMITED COFFEE AND AN ENTIRE ROAST PORK DINNER ONTO MY SCREEN YOU BASTARD!!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)

I JUST THREW A FROZEN CHICKEN AT MY MONITOR!!!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

I JUST THREW MY MONITOR AT MY WIFE AND CAUSED HER SUPERFICIAL BRUISING!!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)

I JUST THREW MY BABY AWAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Should cook the pork more thoroughly then

www.metro.co.uk/news/867214-dad-left-paralysed-after-eating-undercooked-pork-chop

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

:( That's grim

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

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