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# How toilet brushes reproduce...

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# and it's self-fertilising!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Very nicely but who uses toilet brushes?
Just spread the filth around then pop it back in a plastic dish. How does that help anything?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# i think you might be doing it wrong
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Advice is needed
I usually have the brush up my arse and use loo roll to scrub the horrible mess away. Am I doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# fp this now !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# our toilet's been blocked for years...
Fuck paying a plumber.I just shit into plastic bags now and store it all in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Dinner Party is cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# nicely done sir
awful clean bog brushes though!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Very, very clever.
very clever.I like this a lot.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# he's a funky mover
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Coffee + keyboard
you bastard! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Oh very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# YEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Pass the CDC on the left hand side
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# superb
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# haha haven't been here for a while
and that was a marvellous first thing to see on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hullo brian
/marsha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ning!
I haven't watched Spaced in ages. Must remedy that.

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhha shit YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 2:16, archived)
# dew
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Dew's the force luke!
Dew or dew not, there is no cry
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Look for product placement in the new blue ray edition.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# it's hard to spot but it is in there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Seriously...I think George is having a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# OMG IT LOOKS LIKE GOAT SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# DA-GO-BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Is Lucas having a joke?
Oh wait, he is...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# perhaps my suggested comp will get a 2nd run at the shortlist this week?
Do i have to re-submit it?

This current comp hasnt gone down too well....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I think another star wars related competition would cause half the board to go on a killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Another load of...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i do love a bit of freebase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# the head
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# *SNORT*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# :-(
Trust it to be my decent (topical!) suggestion that became the straw that broke the toast's back
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# not me, I love star wars
but some people get right shirty at the mention of it, like you with cats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
#

Draw Hitler Again
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# thats a pretty wierd looking yoda
he looks more like the queen mum
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# All I'm seeing is Mel Brooks
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I'M RIGHT ON THE FUCKING EDGE MAN YOU DON'T WANT TO PUSH ME RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# *tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how i keep from going under
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# It makes me wonder how you keep from going under.
Huh uh huh huh huh uh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Holy mindpiss, Batman!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# some slight lyrical discreprancies though...
strange, as i know the lyrics for the entire song (the long version!) - it probably just sounds different to what it actually is.

Ace tune though - much better than beat street or white lines.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Just posted a suggestion of my own
which is a bit of a double edged sword; I can see a lot of people disliking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Reverse furries?


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(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# 'The scariest thing EVER' so you're not far off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# OMG WOULDNT IT BE RART FUNNY IF I PEAROASTED THIS (and every moderately scary pic ive done)?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Would be a bit pearoasty actually, wouldn't it?
And probably allusions to Goatse, 2 Girls 1 Cup etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Mmm! The Shake 'n' Vac do, much freshness needing to be put back, yes
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ahahaha - you got my biggest genu-LOL of the day
the caption makes it!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Couldn't find the original packaging unfortunately...
...only the new one.

Although Google did give some strange search results:

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I'd kill for a Mountain Dew right now.
Shame not many places here in Blighty do it... only that Mountain Dew Energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I shall point you to
www.martinmccoll.co.uk:9510/1dyo5ky0eerfyx1f8125o1dkavco/
... or is it the Energy one they do?
/never really paid much attention
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Getting a 404 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Oh, me too now.
The newsagent has a store finder and down here at least they do bottles of MD. Like I said above though, not sure whether it's the 'real' thing or some spinoff.
Haven't had one for a good fifteen years, all I can remember is that it was the sweetest thing I'd ever tasted (and not in a good way) :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It's a bit pricey on any website I've seen it; like £2 for ONE can.
As said down there, I've heard tell there's a shop near my uni that might have it, amongst others.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# My daughter got some on our vacation in England a couple of weeks ago.
Not sure exactly where though. Want to say that it was the stop & shop at King's Cross.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Mm, London is a fairly international part of the UK, so I guess it's more likely to see MD there.
Up north though, it's unfortunately quite a rarity, so you really have to hunt for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# There's a shop in Southampton that does American imports and claims to be selling the good stuff.
Never plucked up the courage to try any. Hyperactive me is not a good thing.
(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I'm hyperactive on quite a lot of occasions
But I don't overdo it; that's what forced me to go to the doctors with chest pains quite a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Just drink Irn Bru instead
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# there's a cybercandy in my 'hood
tried that 'jolt cola' as ive seen it referenced in lots of things, including simpsons.
Bloody vile! Unlike red bul cola (which is lovely) it tastes nothing like cola.
Tried that mountain dew energy too, and felt like i was going to have a diabetic siezure!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I think there's a small shop in Preston that sometimes does American stuff.
But the prices are ludicrous... but I guess you gotta pay for the good stuff.

Also, Mountain Dew Energy? I only drink it if I REALLY have to, maybe once or twice a year. It sends me into a gibbering, palpitating wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Place near me sells 300ml cans of the stuff imported from somewhere in asia.
Or at least it used to be, it had arabic or urdu writing down the side and a flash incomrehensible logo alongside the normal one. Now they just look normal. Funny ring pulls though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Let the grasses grow and the waters flow in a free and easy way
But give me enough of the rare ould stuff that's made near Galway Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwdwhGkdB3Y
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Wonders off to find a spang

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Hours
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Horse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Whores?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Dead Whores.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# It's not necrophilla if I still pay them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Charlie annoying the whores?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Marvellous sir.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Jesus wept
Go to Spangdom and do not pass go
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, someone must find it sexy.


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Genuine cake baked for me by friends for my 22nd birthday. They also rigged it so when I opened the door, a sugar mouse dropped into the cake from the ceiling, activating a pressure pad in the bottom of the cake which caused a computer to start making sexual noises via text-to-speech. I know some strange people, but it's better than knowing normal ones...
(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# very true
and click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# " I know some strange people, but it's better than knowing normal ones..."
Amen to that....

And given the effort they went to to think/rig all that up I would consider them top mates :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Oh, they are! The previous year was Cake-thulhu... tasty, tasty evil from the Dawn of Time.
(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# OH FUCK....
MY EYES!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY EYES!!!

EDIT: Are Audi having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# its amazing how one man's gross act of perversion
can inspire so much passion and creativity :-D

*Awaits Goatse: the motion picture starring George Clooney with arse effects by stan winston studios*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
# A veritable fountain of inspiration.

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Goatse thread?
If you insist.




erm...there must be more...

edit: and nice cake OP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Do "inspired by" pics count?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# stretching things
slightly. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
that cash machine one is ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# thanks
I was tempted to start putting price stickers on machines. I would become the new 'trainers hanging from telephone wires' which people would have to look up. Real word linking to shock site. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe not an everyday thing unless you're fat or want to be.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I see your chocolate and nut cake CDC and raise you
a power washer and dirty concrete CDC

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Mine was shaved...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hello.

More advice for gentlemen here
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# this amuses me
although i would suggest banging the offending gentleman's wife's back door in, then doing a shit on his duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Should the offending gentleman's wife enjoy such a procedure?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# her husband is a cunt.
if they are married, she should be well aware of this fact and appreciate a bit of nasty loving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
# "banging the offending gentleman's wife's back door in"
O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# hey, i don't have a close relationship with subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# :)
That was my first thought as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# You'd need to punch him twice...
once in each face :)

clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
genuine lols there mate.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# fankoo
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# MOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# well, i must admit
us monkeys are a horny bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# CDC Tips
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Penis growing tips...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# right in the perforations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Ha!
I bet that got stuck in the eagle's throat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
# monkey business :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# "Can you ride tandem?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Me. I can't draw the CDC.
And my screen grab of Riker sexually harassing Data needs one so badly...
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
# they're not that difficult
candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
# hence the name CDC...
...happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Ha ha
GO GO GADGET MONKEY COCK
(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# That's a funky monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# haha
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cos they're true.
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I also harbour a suspicion that chair might not
pass the next office, health & saftey review.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# 'harbour'? have this...
uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3361576
man complains about sight of fish in working harbour
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Being a parish councillor in a very rural village this is depressingly (and increasingly) common...
See also:
Too many tractors on roads,
Cows too loud, (they keep us awake)
Pigs too smelly, (make it stop)
Too much mud, (no action asked for)
Why do they have to harvest wheat on a saturday?

And the very best, which we get once a month, "We saw a rat, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Local Parish Councillor in a rural backwater?
you're a brave man
/has experience of such Parish Councils
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Aye, the nutter quota is quite high (which I like)
It's the all the stuff generated by people who've moved into an area and expect it to change overnight to their whimsical view of what "country" should be.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Why do farmers scatter tyre-puncturing thorn hedge cuttings all over the road?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# creates extra traction
It's like "organic" road gritting :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Less cars skidding off the road = less farmers shouting "Get off my land"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Bloody townies.
i put it to the judge that David Copp is not only a cock but also a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# that is fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# The latest series of Jim'll fix it has taken on a darker edge than previously......
Edit.... I also sometimes spend so long trying to say something funny about the picture, that I forget completely to say how fucking awesome I think it is too, thinking that just because I;v said anything, you'll just be able to guesse how good I really think it is.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# he got some looooooooooong legs
is he on stilts like Eddie was in that episode of bottom?

Nice chainage.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I'v been to see bottom twice at the theater.....
It's the only two times in my life, that laughing becaome so painfull that I became bored of it and wanted it to stop... praying for the intermission so I could give my face muscles a break....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# BloodySuperDooper with added Sooper
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Absolutely marvellous!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# you could have been drawing robots in the time you spent drawing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# very woo:D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# /links --->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# soupherb! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I'm late, I'm late for a very clickable date!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# beyond awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# epic arts gets click
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# o/ ty
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Oh yeah? Well, we'll just see about this!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# See if I didn't!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10527392
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 7:30, archived)
# I see that you did! :D... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Guinness wasn't always first choice
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Stupid Padawan.
Don't tell him, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP
I've got some work going for £10/hour in Farringdon (central london) if anyone is interested: b3ta.com/talk/7302924
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# who do you think you are kidding Mr Vader
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Star hipsters
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# took me a while there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# He's even more amusing when he's blacked up like Trevor McDonald
[edit] www.dvdoutsider.co.uk/dvd/pix/o/ol/olm03.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha! I can just imagine Mainwaring having to deal with the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley...
"Wilson, I'm not standing for this - tell these Stormtroopers these are not the droids they are looking for"

Followed by John Le Mesurier having to tell them, in a rather polite way, that they are barking up the wrong moisture vaporator...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Haha
And the droids would be Jones and Pike
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# oooh, thinking about it, I'd go with Jones for R2, adn Fraser for 3P0 - "we're all dooooomed!" :D
Pike would be Luke, Walker as Solo, Godfrey as Chewie

Warden Hodges would be Vader and the Reverend would be Tarkin
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Haha.. a gay Morf Tarkin....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I could see Jones as C3PO
And Fraser as Chewie...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# *applauds loudly from wings*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hullo grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hello Guv!
All well with the world?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# yup yup! A bit too busy at work, though, so I can't spend too long on b3ta these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Haha... with Han Solo as Walker.....
Edit... you beet me to it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# X marks the yoghurt pot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# teatowel holder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# No, she's on her day off.
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# pfff
hmmm, must go tend to my soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Excellent :D
Arthur Lowe FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I don't want to be a bother, but this thing's going awfully fast
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Very good...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Is this another change for the blue ray edition?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Yes
The very original cast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I will not be purchasing that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# And this would be another reason your wisdom is held up
as an example to others.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Workout
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# If only I was at home...
That is crying out for the leg to be swapped with a CDC!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Whatever you get up to at home is your own business..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# It's really best not to think about it.
at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# work it, kermit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oooooh yeahhhhh, feel the burn!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# You're the best... aroooound!
Nothing's ever gonna keep you down!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I am now feeling guilty about once having eaten frogs legs...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
having eaten frogs legscock...

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# That's how they make their own sauce....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# when
they undo their flies
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Nom nom nom.
/no guilt at all blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Haha .. they were nice.... I had mine in a garlic and butter sauce.... how have you had them...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Pretty much the same way, parsley, garlic and butter sauce.
Very similar to chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Yep... I thought very mild chicken with just a slight hint of fishyness about it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# unless you personally ripped the legs off the frog while it was still alive
and ate them whilst watching it die, laughing as you did so, i see no reason for guilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hangs head in shame and looks guilty.... I thought that was the right way to do it... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# it's the fun way, certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'm off out for an eat as much as you possibly can without bursting and causing yourself internal injury buffet for a tenner tonight...
I'll make sure it's all dead before hand..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Take a mallet.
Cheaper restaurants don't always provide them, although you could try asking.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# At ten quid it's as top end as I can afford..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hnnnngnn!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You've got an animation for EVERYTHING
I can't wait to see what you come up with when Thatcher croaks it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# You been playing with your super glue in the garden again....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# oh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Go for it puddy....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# gene wilder hasn't aged well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# jesus, that's all sorts of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Sweet Jeesus!!!
*Fears*

:d
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# that is far too creepy O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# the source isn't much better
m.moviefanatic.com/gallery/gene-wilder/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hah hah hah! That's WORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# argh! my son's best friend look like a younger version of this
i pity her. she's only 5
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# does she have progeria?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# AGH FUCK!
There was no need in that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Jesus!
*adblocks*

The man gave me the fear back in the 80s, that pic's just cruel!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# that iz fugly
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Apparently there's a whale in the Humber
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I know that guy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Holy Moly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Eye eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# he makes funny explosions
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Tyrannosaurus vexed
I'll post this for Smash here
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# He?

Uh-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# are you a tellytubby?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Duly
ninja'd
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Shit it's Wannafappasaurus
The dinosaur that went extinct from blueballs.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# He should just frot up against a dimetrodon
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# the trailing cock
looks like it will stick in the ground a lot - how does it walk? (very carefully!)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# it hovers just above the ground
and its helmet is long since desensitised
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# And avoids hedgehogs
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I cannot remember that
particular line from 'somewhere over the rainbow', but might be just me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Good for an 8 year old?
pity I'm 34 then
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# you're still younger than me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Apologies for TJ
THIS: i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/img010.jpg is a flyer for a takeaway posted just now through my door, now correct me if im wrong but that is a man holding two pistols isnt it?
What does that have to do with curries, pizzas or burgers?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# either the curry goes through you faster than a bullet
or he's going to shoot you if you don't order something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# £6 minimum!
It's a tenner around here. But the deliverymen aren't armed, that I'm aware of. You get what you pay for I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Well, this is Bradford
A city renowned for its lack of violence, racial tolerance and lack of gun crime.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# *Sings*
It's six pounds, and a bullet,
got my finger on the trigger,
gonna pull it..

Ah, before everyone's time...

*Hides*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Most certainly not!
Class tune.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I guess if you fuck about ordering, they send a hitman round who shanks you with a kebab skewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# isn't that the hitman pic?
1.bp.blogspot.com/_NkQhp8zgKv8/TIafuD_8dDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JJzUZMqWxQ0/s1600-R/hitman.2a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# If its a curry
you order, maybe its the shitman
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It looks like a butterfly to me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# MALC
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# He'd probably just rape the nearest diplodocus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# SciSwear
I've been thinking how much better swearing could be if you mix up the scientific or dictionary standard along with the rudie ie:

Fucktercourse
Cocknis
Fangina
Vagunt
Shaftock
Shitrement
Masterbank

etc etc

There must be better ones than this...


(byevad Bored sig:, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# intercourse off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Are you just calling off intercourse?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# this is me you're talking to
what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Pfew!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
I've been thinking how much better your post could be with a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
#
I know but it's hard to get a clear shot of your rectarse.
(byevad Bored sig:, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# lies
you're a bad photographer, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Balticles?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I imagine this was intended as a reply to the thread below
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Tits or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Do you speak micra
Stunt?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I fucked your mum
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Best not, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Trim a bit around the edges
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# This is how crop circles are made
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Harumpff...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Historically accurate illustration! ?
( maybe maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Here, I'll stick a gif in your fucking thread for you...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# You upset my penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# nice work on the textures!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# It was going to be
a picture full of meaning... but I got bored and drew a penguin instead. As you do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# i know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Awww

I love your stuff, TheSundaeLunch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Thank you!
I think I am slowly getting better at it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# 'Ave 'im, Sundae!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Lovely stuff.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# How about FUNTS!?
For Fucking Cunts who don't post pictures?
Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
There's a lot of picture based aggression here.
(byevad Bored sig:, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# possibly because this is a message board dedicated to pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# lols
this one I like
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# IRRELEVANT IMAGE DEPLOYED
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# this could be the same woman
who is in Hedgehog's post below
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Very well could be, Wasp.
Large phalli on poultry must turn you into a overly Photoshopped stock photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I drew this
in a meeting at work

comes from being sent a link to this
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# You should write to Viz and tell them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# is his name roger?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Roger the Tyrannosaurus
What a challenge! :) Would he hold still?
Also, I bet they could never toss themselves off (unless they had MASSIVE wangers)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# that's why they were always so cross
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Blowjobs
can't have been fun either
edit - Tyrannosaurus Vex?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# i DEMAND you draw a tyrannosaurus vex trying to have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# dirty
i like de challenge - will try, do not have a meeting now though
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# dogwank
is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# you must have a very happy dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
#
happy heavily-chafed

edit: HTMongL
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
lipstick on your collar?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# not my collar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# 4EVA IN ARE HERTZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# wanking wiz da angles now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# You are Project Managing the London Olympics
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# no...
..doing less work than that
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Ye cannae break the laws of Physics, Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# nicely done bravo!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Someone's project managing the London Olympics?
Since when?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Trick question.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Haha
I thought so
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Thesaurus joke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy Everyday

I think the words 'Finding it Hard' would do...
(byevad Bored sig:, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ris?
shoe fetishist?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'm always finding it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I say!
Did you just put a canoe in your pocket?

/Flashheart blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Just happy to see you, JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Hubba HUBBA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# You!
Where have you been, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
I don't think much of spain
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# still no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# *office Lolzorz*
WTF is that??????
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I still have no idea
Even though I've been rewatching that over the last couple of months. Must've seen it about 15 times by now.

Let me tell you, it doesn't make any more sense than it did the first time I watched it.

But I think I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# It's completely brilliant.
I can't stop giggling at 'tone-speech' guy. Superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# And very nice too!
(I hope it was)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# oh, it was
25 degrees at night, 34 during the day. fell asleep in a bush, got a tan, lost all my pills and got a chest infection from a baby on the way there. hurts to breathe right now, but i still had a ball! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Too.
Many.
Joke.
Opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i did spend most of the holiday with the nickname Kate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# You're doing this deliberately, aren't you?
*nearly has seizure from laughing too much*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# no, i'm not
also got stalked by a nutbar called mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Profit!
fit! phet!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# You fell asleep in a bush?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# yes i did
went for a walk along the beach about 2 a.m with some bods from the hotel. decided to sit down on the grass for a bit of a rest(yes, i was pissed.) and fell asleep, before toppling sideways into a bush. had to wash twigs out of my undercrackers.
tip of the day: if you're planning to sleep in a bush, wear trousers, not a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I'll try to remember that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# do so
it saves time and twiggy undies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Boobs or bum?
Either way, you need to see a greater variety of both.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# When my mum said "Variety is the spice of life"
I never thought she might be talking about porn
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# *ahem*
the spice of life a poor selection of small boxes of breakfast cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Always with the 2 packets of cornflakes!
why cornflakes? they are the "magnolia emulsion" of cereals.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# one for eating
one for putting in the pants for a crunchwank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# 0_0
I have never been so.....INSPIRED!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# i live to inspire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# mmmm
sexy cancer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# ^ the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
talk wank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# .__.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# "hullo"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# *sexes*

Hmmm this is a bit fishy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i like your blue sea giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# that's what all the girls say
and also "why is it blue".
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# i know why it's blue
and i have to say, "choking the chicken" is a phrase that shouldn't be taken too literally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I love you
won't you tell me your name
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# PHWAOAARRRR look at that neck
I love a woman with a slender neck...

That's not a woman?
Meh.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Smashing sir!!!
*Cleeeek* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# an
Angelraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# fits your new name
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# squeamish look away now
..Ronnie Corbett shown actual size
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Words have yet to be invented to describe how splendid this is!
*click*

FP Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# not my first choice of appetiser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# you read alien in screen grabs
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Ha
much awes =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Bloody excellent
one day...one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Spare rib for me, please.
*en-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# guess this is a cultural thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# haha!
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Wowsers!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha game over man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# THIS...
...wins the tinternetz!!!!

Edit: Not mine Elvis's

*Click*

:D:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# BULK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# oooo baboon in love
thistle lady and baboon they fit like a glove
oooo baboon in love
thistle lady has such prickly skin
baboon has to bathe in gelatin
thistle kisses making baboon grin
always keep him coming back again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# and its goodnight from him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# utterly marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# now I'm squeamish
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Adds to already thundrous applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# kwispy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# :(
I am sorry for your loss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# thanks--that's very ham touching
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# see? THAT'S how they're supposed to look!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# perhaps with lettuce, tomato and mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# apart from the tomato, i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I found a piece of tomato in a pre-packed sandwich that wasn't included in the description
some of it went in my mouth

I almost sued
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# you should have
fried tomato is fine, but i can't stand the texture of it fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# sounds like it must have been soggy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I eat tomatos practically every day

staple food of mediocrity
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Love them in sauces, sun dried and the general cooked flavour
just something utterly wrong with them raw.
they should rename them shitfruits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ^ this
Raw tomatoes are the sauce of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I just can't believe how wrong you people are

What about those ickle roma snack tomatos? Eh?

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# fry 'em up
then we'll talk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *goes sulking in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# it's the texture of the raw flesh
that coupled with the skin makes me yak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I'm sure you're confusing tomato with EVERY OTHER FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# even the lychee?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Lychee skins are rank

But now I find myself advocating a cause that I don't feel that strongly about. I just like tomatos, raw or otherwise. Mostly otherwise.

Just not tomato juice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# tomato juice is yummy
i think i may go and buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *facepalms*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# mmm, tomato and staples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# seems that I've heard that at one time, tomatoes were thought to be poisonous
(what a joke someone was having)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Tomato plants and leaves are though

I used to pick them as a summer job. Did it several years. No words can describe the thick smelly black-green stain you get on your thumb from breaking the stems.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# tommytartoes
are lush
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# this^
maybe add some white pepper and a bit of chicken
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# black pepper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# it just tastes better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# agree--esp. fresh ground
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i don't like it when it's grated out of a chairleg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# nah, i knew someone would jump up and say black pepper
but, trust me,
chicken, bacon, mayo, iceberg lettuce, quality baguette with white pepper. try it and tell me i'm wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# i don't like white pepper
it's too fine, it catches me at the back of the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ah, but if you mix it up with the mayo, you don't get the throatyness
i agree with the fresh ground black pepper in pretty much every other instance, but in this one, it has to be white
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# does sound lovely
but i can't try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Right, I`m jumping up
naa...fuck it...cba
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Sandy bacon mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# isn't he a scottish butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# wasn't there a Sir Francis somewhere? 'p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# might be a bacon image in this reference
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# i like the thought of bacon's utopia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# gnom gnom
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
#


EDIT sorry for all this reposting and buggering off btw, but I'm mad busy and can't participate as I should...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
# In which vein...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# haircuts are bad though
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# ...the list does continue but I must away to a meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Haha, these are all quite insane

I believe I've done one or two of these as well, but I can't seem to find them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Meeting a bit delayed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hell's teeth I really did get carried away with these...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha! Loving these!


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# My kingdom for a shag horse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# *takes the guided tour*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I always fry my bacon
in factor 20
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I love pigs
They can be turned into so many yummy foodstuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# haha...there is no next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I had the same concern in plotting this story :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# *disapproves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Happy 68th birthday!

Edit: Even I can`t tell them apart and I fucking made it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# roger?
roger taylor?
roger ramjet?
roger whittaker?
roger the dodger?
roger the dogger?

roger reads like rogger when you type it too often
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Have a cigar..
you`re gonna go far
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I don't know any rogers that smoke cigars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Did I say smoke?
cue impeachment trial
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# pink is a dreadful colour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# For a machine gun, yes. For a piglet, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# piglets should be brown and crispy
and disguised by a large toasted roll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# If I still had a garden, I'd try to give it a pink lawn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# piglets are not grass, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# then why is my lawn covered with them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# because you're the pig piper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# But he made it
fucking awesome floyd
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# hmmm
aerosmith's pink is a favourite of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# the video is very disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# that's what i like about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# etc
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Well, that's quite enough Lysergic acid diethylamide cake for me vicar!
If you could passsssssssss me my burning purple Trilby, I'll be on my way.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Oh, so *there* has my headache been hiding!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)

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