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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)

Hahahaha ace!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)

This made a smile appear on my face

Moffle Roffle

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)

love it

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)

part of a series....

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:11, archived)

Waaay too smiley.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)

He's seen the pub.

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)

This is that Star Trek thing again isn't it?

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)

I did check the filename,

but only to check you got it right.

Haha.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)

Perfect.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:26, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)

Pfffft!

That's ace!

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)

nice

clicked!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)

Image Challenge vote

This week's choices are:

* Imagine the internet was in everything - your fridge, your socks, your fruit - what would this world be like?"

* What if the British Empire had never ended?

* If inanimate objects had bodily functions: A chair doing a shit. A sock with an erection. And so on.

* Duck in abusive relationships.

Vote vote vote:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)

Shit or bindun?

Shit or bindun?
Ooo, let me think...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)

Excuse me but isn't

the first one this week's challenge reworded?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)

it's too similar either way

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)

I think it's a typo

It's meant to say GAY ROBOTS
*with great big guns

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)

gums?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)

Sexeh :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:11, archived)

yeah...

when are we doing gay robot

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:29, archived)

The internet WILL be in everything by Christmas.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)

Empire!!!

Recoats on our high streets
ready to bayonet the forrins!

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)

Sounds like they've moved on a bit

from just 'switch off your mobile phone and enjoy the movie'.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)

I won't be voting "draw a cock on any photo you can find", I do enough of that already

Some of them even end up posted on b3ta

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)

^this^

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)

Me too. My grandkid's albums are a right mess.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:39, archived)

DUCKS!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)

the british empire one is winning?

well, you've all shown your true colours you colonialist bastards

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)

Well things only started going to shit in former colonies when they stopped being run by the British.

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)

haha

"Dear India, Pakistan and South Africa, would you like the white people to come back and ~~oppress you some more~~ fix your country? Love, the Daily Mail"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)

What's the postcode for Rhodesia

and Ceylon?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)

also it's partly a way of doing stuff like "Imagine if Hollywood was British"

and Apple computers were British etc rather than lol let's kill the darkies. Or that's what I hope it means anyway.

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rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)

It doesn't say the posts have to be complimentary to the empire.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)

checking FAQs;

I can't see anything that says you can pea on a new thread in a compo but lots of people seem to do it. Clarification please. I only ask because I already have a British Empire Strikes Back animation and I am a lazy, indolent twat.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)

Good of you to fess up, old boy.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:54, archived)

haha still don't know the answer though

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)

it is most likely superb and deserves a fresh thread

do it!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:42, archived)

What?
What?
What?
What?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)

I would actually have voted

"Gay Robots" this week if that was the fifth option.

*spoils paper*

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)

Ah fuck off you massive cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)

The Little Vampire Ninja Mermaid

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)

Needs more trilobites.

*Clickies*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)

I think fit Samurai than Ninja.

Because Ninja is hide in dark.
...Japanese opinion.

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)

Nice fixed, Jack!! XD

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)

ninja wore blue not black

the black misconception arose from stage productions
unless that's a mermaid, vampire, ninja actor

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)

I thought it was Charlie Dimmock

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)

Or Sam Fisher in drag.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)

I can understand it.

I know exist un-Japanese Ninja of the colorful.
But There are NOT such Ninjas in Japan ^^;
Because Ninja is the presence hidden in the darkness, should not be noticeable.

Ninja is the work of people who work like Mission Impossible. (※Not the Tom Cruise. I don't like Mission Impossible movie version)

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)

Black outfits are very noticeable in moonlight

very dark blue was used to fit in outdoor shadows
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Gappa_travel_cape_and_zunin_with_kusari_armor.jpg/200px-Gappa_travel_cape_and_zunin_with_kusari_armor.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)

I imagine in built-up cities, a burnt orange/yellow to fit in with the street lights would work.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)

It is a great knowledge!

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)

Martial arts fashion advice,

Gok Wan resigns.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)

It's all about the confidence!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)

Supposedly, a lot of ninjas just wore dark civilian clothing to blend in.

And they didn't usually have things like katanas, most of them used modified farming tools.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)

I know that Donatello does machines, if that's any help

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)

I saw that episode of QI too :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)

Teenage Vampire Ninja Mermaids,

Teenage Vampire Ninja Mermaids,
Teenage Vampire Ninja Mermaids,
Heroes that don't half smell.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)

TUNA POWER!

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)

A thousand thank yous.

I got stuck at that bit.

(Despite turtles being appropriately aquatic in their own right).

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)

Ha ha...awesome.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)

WOOYAY!

splendid stuff. Ta!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)

Nyan cat, in real life.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)

ahahaha

fuck, my mother has lost the plot. after singing "seven pieces of toenail, hanging round my shoe", she just accused me of smoking pot in her kitchen.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)

Mums eh?

She definetely sounds like the mad one in that kitchen.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)

her random weirdness worries me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)

Did you smole pot in her kitchen?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)

no. no i did not.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)

did you smoke any?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)

not for quite some time

as i can't handle the paranoia these days

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)

You didn't even smole a little bit?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)

i didn't smole any

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)

Did you inhake?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)

This pot you deny you smoked...

where did you get it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

Why, do you want to smole it instead?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)

I get that from my mum every so often

usually when I've been smoking pot in her kitchen, though

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

Were there any more lyrics?

Does she ever say "millennium hand and shrimp" or "buggrit" by any chance?

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)

the wanking wizard

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)

bit dangerous so close to his sleeve, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)

aye, wizard semen burns too.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)

i knew that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)

you must look like simon weston by this stage

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

Hahahaha, BOOM

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

i don't wear the bacon mask any more

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)

only when the unwanted relatives pop around

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)

are you kidding?

my most unwanted relative looks like the member of the hutt family that the rest are too ashamed to talk about. if i wore a bacon mask near her, i'd lose my fucking head!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)

Poor lass

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)

who, me or her?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)

The one you describe as being like a Hutt.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)

always time for a wee five-knuckle-shuffle

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)

hahaha, he's really struggling there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)

i think he wanted to just get it over and done with before the shit hit the fan.

he's an awful wanker, that gandalf.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

Ah! Bilbo's ring.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

I went to see the Hobbit at the weekend. It was ace, didn't drag like all the moaners were moaning. I did watch in good old low definition 2D, which saved me about £15 as well.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)

rabbit sleds FTMFW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

Sylvester McCoy was ace

Also, was trying to work out who the voice of the goblin king was, only Barry bloody Humphries!

It's a bit of an odd mix of kids film and LotR epicness, but I really enjoyed it.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)

everybody in the cinema knew it was barry humphries

because i said "fuck! that's barry humphries!"
my voice can travel through walls at the best of times :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)

I was going to see it

but decided not to bother once they announced it was going to be 3 movies.

Fuck, as they say, that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)

/\ this

with many bells on

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

To cut a long story short

It was the dragon that did it

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fuscous, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)

i saw a few mins of it on a streaming site, looked pretty good, but i'll wait for the dvd release

3d doesn't work for me anyways :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)

small local cinemas will usually show it in 2D

mine did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

I liked it pretty much, despite of all things

Jackson filled in the simple straight-ahead original plot with the humongousity of Tolkien's world that were left loose or unmentioned in TLotR, though the flashbacks and babbling about Istari and stuff and long shots of midgets running around New Zealand have paced it down a bit. In the end, it is possible that you will spend more time watching the movies than reading the book.

The hi-res 3D version was kinda unsettling for my brain because I watched it subtitled and felt weird, but was quite an experience nonetheless.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)

That's some impressive spurt there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

Interesting backhand technique

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

Expert JizzBlur™.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)

Infiltrate a super-secret terrorist cell, crack their command structure, identify their overall ringleader, and bring all their dastardly schemes crashing down around thier ears while bumping off said ringleader in a poetic and above all terminal fashion.

How hard can it be..?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

That gives me the fear

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)

~~fear~~ horn

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)

*does a little bit of sick in mouth*

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)

Arf! Looks like he's about to say "Mmmm... Betty."

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)

and on that bombshell...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)

As long as James bond dies graphically and horribly in the first minute, I'd watch it.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)

If it was also painful and messy I'd buy the DVD.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)

Some say... that his belt buckle is lethal at up to 50 paces, and that every time he irons a shirt, a regime topples.

All we know is - he's called the Q!

/lame

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)

the Q are an omnipotent race in the star trek series. i doubt they'd be arsed making exploding bolas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)

Not sure they qualify as being a race do they - more an eternal pan-dimensional collective entity of sorts...

*zips anorak all the way up*

EDIT bugger Wikipedia does have them down as a race.

*hands over anorak in shame*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)

they are all called Q

like the mattresses in Hitchhikers, except they are all called Zem

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)

i'm pretty sure Q refers to them as a race at one point

also, did you know Q junior is played by john de lancie's real-life son?
EDIT: guess who got the star trek edition of scene it? for christmas...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)

Hehehe :o)

To compound my b3ta failing I've just posted a massive GC over on links.

It contains Legolas though so you'll probably like it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)

sweet dancing grandma!

2 minutes 10 of giggling like a fucking loon, right there. consider it well and truly clicked!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

It's a bit of a classic.

That film will never be the same again for it though!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)

i'll be laughing whenever i see it

but tonight, i've got a new film to watch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)

"but i'm not driving just any getaway vehicle...............i'm driving A TANK"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)

Well...

he does own the DB5 featured in Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies...
And drove it up to the casino in Goldeneye. So technically, Clarkson has played James Bond.

God, I hate myself sometimes

EDIT: although, having read the Q business up there, I think I win non-nerd points

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

No you win all the nerd points, just in a different category ;op

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

yes, but that's offset by the petrolhead points

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)

Petrolhead?

me?

Pah, I'm just a Bond nerd. The only cars I know about are the ones with machine guns behind the headlights

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)

yeah, right

/definitely hasn't got a bugatti veyron keyring attached to her keys

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)

hahaha

The name's Bond, Jermey the annoying Bond

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)

never give that man a gun :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)

"Vodka Martini, shaken".

...
..
.
"Not Stirred".

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

Never google BDSM.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)

Hahaha! Clamps!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)

/\ this

:OD

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)

haha

Well not during the board meeting presentation

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)

Pull over when I say the safe word.

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)

"Yo Tweety-burd . . ."

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)

Doh! Sorry for posting all over you

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)

haha, no worries

I see some Newbie called Ninj has done the same! ;)

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)

haha!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)

Haha!

Sorry mate ;)

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)

*starts ill thought out hate campaign* ;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)

*Blows kiss*

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

*filenames*

*slaps self on forehead*

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)

*does the same*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)

looks like he's simulating an oral sex act.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)

peppermint catty?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)

Tweety!

Rocky!
Tweety!
Rocky!
Tweety!
Rocky!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)

ADRIAAAAAN!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)

Yay!!

Hai Q! :)

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)

sylvester mccoy punching a narwhal

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)

This suggestion from last time

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)

such an epic tale would be impossible to convey with mere paint

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)

A kangaroo punching a koala in the pouch then having a cigar in it's smugness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)

A badger tripping his tits off

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Joliet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)

Prodigy hoofing your toy spider out a window

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)

Now I drawing something about jollyjack.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=264#/d3jxtet
I like this design.

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)

I'm sure you can make it look less legal.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)

I'll color it. maybe maybe.

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)

haha four eyes

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

Yes four eyes!! X3

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

four eyes X3?

That's TWELVE eyes!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)

4 X 3 = 12

Hahaha

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)

A common feature of the fairy armadillo

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

fairy armadillo

Good sounds!!

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)

a birdwatching peacock

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)

Steve McQueen buttfucking a rhino

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)

A rabbit with rabies hosting a tea party for the royal family

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)

Something

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)

Penises

I just want to see penises right now.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)

^THIS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)

my massive orange dragon fighting your attacknid

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

Two sexy foxes having a jelly fight

Am I doing this right?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)

Careful, young Foxworth might get over-excited.

We try not to encourage him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)

*chews furniture*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)

Bindun

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)

THREE sexy foxes having a jelly and marshmellow fight?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)

Aaaaand Bourbon explodes.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)

FOUR sexy foxes playing with the natural confectionary companies dinosaur sweets.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)

Aaaaand Mu explodes.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)

A great stinking puddle of iridescentjism

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)

Super Mu World!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)

Hahah, perspective-cringe

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)

Destroy that building of ill repute.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

Whorspital?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)

Burlesque Unit

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fuscous, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)

Aw man, I'm going to have to buy a packet of those on the way home from work now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)

I get through about 6 packs a week

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)

They might not have dinosaurs in morrisons though, I might have to make do with worms.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)

eeeeeeewwww

jelly and marshmallows >.<

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)

Vampire ninja mermaids

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)

Jacket from Hotline Miami

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)

This.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfQWm2Hq2xM

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)

someting that doesn't look like everything else you ever draw

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

I would buy this for a dollar

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

Ted and Gary are sitting on the couch in their flat watching loose women.

Ted has a vague erection watching Denise Welch armwrestling Alan Titchmarsh.

Later he will have an uncomfortable meeting with his parents when Gary surreptitiously films him serially readjusting his joggers and posts it on Facebook. His former girlfriend does not understand. She never has.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)

Ha ha, I'm glad these are still going.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)

Dreary sex.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)

Trilobites.

Faasaands of 'em.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

something's always bugged me about this picture ...

I would apologise to EC, but if he'd drawn the damn wings the right way up to start with, he could have saved me decades of mild irritation

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)

is it the utter gayness?

it's probably the gayness

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)

I've seen gayer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)

me too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)

If it turns out you have a thing against rainbow colours I'm going to take exception.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)

Against rainbow dinosaurs and we'll have problems.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)

Fuck yeah! Dinosaurs!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)

not at all

although i prefer purple, green and black

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)

You mean the three main colours in the picture you just called gay? :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)

Green blue and Mu?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)

Lacists, all of you!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)

I like the idea of being a colour.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)

A gay colour.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)

Look, if you want bumsex just ask.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

I've seen the bright get duller,

I'm not gonna spend my life being a colour

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

the colours aren't gay, the butterfly is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)

indeed

it's well known that the title was supposed to be "the very hungay caterpillar", and be set in Gemany.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)

i thought as much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)

you've turned the wings upside down to the original

is this more Lepidopterally correct?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)

Would guess this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)

FTFY

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)

those things are great for a pissed-up slapfight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)

Slapper!

I mean, strictly speaking.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)

it's excellent fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)

"Bugged" LOL

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)

Who are the funniest photoshoppers on B3ta?

Just writing a doc saying you're all great and want some good examples.

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rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

Ninj, Captain Howdy, Human Descent (he's more quality than hummus perhaps)

just scroll through the history of FPs

Now I'm trying to work out whether your definition of Photoshoppery matches mine.
If it's pure hummus then almost anyone on here wins, if it's painstaking craftsmanship and attention to detail then I'll stick with the first three (until I can remember the names/examples of others)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

^ this fella ^

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)

v That fella v

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)

Oh snap.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)

^ Him Sir, it was him!

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)

Tappy Hoast

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)

Me.

E.g. This was particularly well received: www.b3ta.com/board/10901233

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)

I actually just did a lol at that you tit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)

Surely monkeon wins every time ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)

smallbrainfield

happytoast

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)

Funny how?

'Cos Joe Scaramanga Ninj, Freshwatervole, Smallbrainfield and Matazone can all make me IRL LOL, but it can be quite geeky, and then there's stuff like Prodge's which is well lush.

Also, Spider & Scorpion by JJ is one of my favourite cartoons ever, including Calvin & Hobbes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

Maybe, just maybe, IF YOU STOPPED FINGERING DOG'S BUMHOLES AND FUCKING FIXED SEARCH, you wouldn't have to ask.

Just saying like.
Also: (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS says LENINGRAD's "Tell Me Again Human" FTW.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

I agree actually - I want search fixed

will poke robtoo.

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rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)

HURRAH!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)

i think brayndedd said he'd do it

i wouldn't trust him though, have you seen his chin?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)

is that a euphemism?

possibly for bumsex?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)

For fuck's sake.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)

If rob wasn't ignoring you he'd have seen your offer :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)

I'd vote for Leningrad as well

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)

I always liked printmeister's stuff. A lot.

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xandmi, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)

Beau Bo D'or

Smallbrainfield
Mofaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)

^ this^2

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xandmi, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)

Also:

Mictoboy
An Eagle in Your Mind

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)

I'm just going through my posts to find things I've liked

and there are far too many to mention.
Mighty Nibus
The Silent Channel has done a couple of things I've enjoyed recently.
As has Brian O'Blivion.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)

i love you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)

This! Mofahahahahaha!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)

I WAS HERE FOR THE EPIC "CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MOFAHA" THREAD

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)

I wasn't

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)

apparently I was, but i didn't get it

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

Beau Bo D'or, Ninj, monkeon, Fresh Water Mole

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)

All the above and mofaha and Elvis.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)

e. dubya

and clay, but he's gone

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)

I miss clay :(

WIV DA ANGLES

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)

good japes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)

^This

How about Mutated Monty as well

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)

I don't know about funny ... more horrible

Incredible skills though

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)

Oh fuck yeah

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)

e.dubya...quite.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)

What are we your content-sourcing beyatches?

Many of my faves have already been suggested - ninj, BBDO, monkeon, HT, smallbrainfield et al.

Also add in Dave the Hat, The Great Arhitect (although he doesn't post here much these days), and a few others. Lemme check my 'likes'

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)

Addendum

Captain Howdy is looking large in things I've clicked recently, as is Fresh Water Mole.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)

Addendum addendum

Doctor When

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)

^ this one

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)

Shit, forgot to mention FWM

There are too many good people on b3ta, dammit!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)

Without wishing to be overly fawning,

About 70% of my recent clicks have been Capt Howdy, Doc When, FWM, or your good self.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)

Cor!

/basks in fawning

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)

sounds like a little village in dorset that does

"Basks in Fawning" probably has lots of strange country ways and inbreeding and so forth

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)

Is there away to see things you have 'liked'?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)

Yep.

Go to your own profile and click on the things you have liked link.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)

Ah. That makes sense!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)

Ive done a few good ones I think, my han solo finger penis got some good laughs

I'm mainly a toap tastic 'shopper though.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)

cockweasle

he's my favourite

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)

^ This

go and look at his profile page for proof. Edit: and this: www.b3ta.com/board/9638217

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)

some beautiful work right there

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)

Monkeon, Cpt Howdy, Happy Toast are probably the most consistently funny,

Ninj or Human Descent are probably the best in terms of potatoswopping skills. Atomic is the best at making me go 'fuuuuck'.

I don't know, the way b3ta is, it could be anybody on a good day. That's why I still like the place.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)

^ This

I couldnt really single out any as on their day, everyone comes up with something lol worthy.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)

Ha ha ha

just looking through your FPs. Love the John Bunnell and the Han Solo.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)

IN JAIL

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)

yep, this

depends on what floats your boat and what mood you are in. Many of the funny things have been contextual or specifically relating to news/current affairs/culture at the time. Looking back at them, you'd only have the responses to go on!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)

Yep To that

Just the 'fuuuuuck' element is great at times.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)

true dat

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)

everybody but me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)

^Everyone but Pedro.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)

Quality right here, bub

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1357737314/Schizzlers.List.JPG

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)

Yeah

Pedro sucks

_{my engorged, milky nipples}

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)

Cor

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)

I'll save you some in lefty

Righty takes longer to refill these days, and middly only dispenses wine anyway.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)

and me

(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)

I don't think anyone's mentioned Herman, he's always good for a laugh.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)

Thanks Mu

blushes

(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)

A vote for Ninj, right here!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)

VALIN :(

also, anyone else but me ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)

*burns 'Smash Monkey Academy of Digital Arts' diploma*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)

those that can, do. those that can't, teach ;D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)

Mongychops

/watermeloning cranberries

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)

In addition:

maiden, Rattlehead, Capt Hood-Butter, Ham o' Shatner and Gruffi...

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10905849

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)

HT, FWM, Ninj, Elvis, Smallbrainyone, Butters, Mictoboy, Atomic, Chopchopchopchop, Captain Howdy, JS . . . too many greats to mention?

I'll have to go make a proper list

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)

Put your own name on that list, chap.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)

Second.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OemNp6hgX4

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)

EWC with the most amazing animations ...

plus everyone else mentioned above, there's too many good people to remember them all

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)

Love you too :D

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)

Me , when I actually made stuff.

Also, everyone else.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)

No one's said Mr Dogshit yet so...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)

Happy Toast is the Snow Patrol of B3TA

Nobody admits to liking him but he's on all the bloody time :D

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)

You broke the cardinal rule of HappyToast

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

If that's the case,

I guess I'm b3ta's Chesney Hawkes.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)

I'm Milli Vanilli...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)

I think I might be Cliff

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)

i'm probably jo brand :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)

oof, that's the worst thing anyone's ever called me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)

gwendolyn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)

I'll find that HitlerToast post in a mo, hang about

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)

nazi, cunt etc I'm used to

but Snow Patrol? *burns sketch books and biros*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)

Beige is the worst colour.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)

You heathens have yet to mention ClanSoul.

Frankly, I'm appalled.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)

ahem

nuff said

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)

fucking epic!! :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)

I know

I rekon I was probably an artist in a former life. Or maybe a vet

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)

Yay! We've got the same breed of cat!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

she / he's a doozy

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)

I was here because of Slim, Grey Kid, Butters, Baz, The Great Architect, Mofaha, Monkeon, Mystery Bob, Eclectech, Leningrad, Sunshine Elephant and several dozen others.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)

I was going to mention Slim,

but he hasn't posted for so long. Even the phrase 'Slim already did it' has fallen into disrepair.

Edit: The Neville! Fuck, I loved his stuff. I still have the Colm Meaney song on my wall at work.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)

Consistently funniest is Monkeon, IMO, although the joy of the board is that any post can make you really giggle.

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mozza, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)

I AM A GOD TO YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)

Didn't you used to have a picture on your profile

"the man who took gronkpan seriously" or something like that? For some reason that made me giggle like an idiot.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)

Ooh tough one!

Bless you ^All up there^ for the mention.
Really do appreciate it.
For me I would have to (and it's NOT a cop out) I would just have to
'copy and paste' my friends list.
There's a lot who I love but aren't there simply because you're
limited to the amount you can have *blushes*

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)

Smallbrainfield, E Dubya, micto, amoebaboy, atomic, FWM, grey kid

far too many

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)

I love you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)

This is too hard.

I just realized that I love you all.
*tears of joy*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)

Sheep not mentioned so far?

Oh and chopchopchop, op op op op op and Smartie123 for his lovely Christmas card.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

It's only a six week window, but my most clicked list since the start of December names HappyToast, Smallbrainfield, Ninj, Frogbeat and Herman.

I'd like to add that there are a multitude of other b3tans, (some semi-regular or currently absent), whose work I greatly admire - Drimble, Atomic, Ferret, Q4nobody, Mofaha, Christian's Bolt and Ski, Clay, The Hedgehog From Hell, Benito Vaselini, Joe Scarmanaga, Shiro Kuma, Prodigy69, Cockweasle, The Great Architect, Ad7, Bela Lugosi's Dad, Monkeon, An Eagle In Your Mind, BarryHeadwound, and Fresh Water Mole are the first names that spring to mind.
Ask me again, tomorrow, and I'll be able to give you a whole new list.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

Is it tomorrow yet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)

Bless you Cap'n

\O/

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)

The fact that no-one's mentioned me tells me I should either post more or get a sense of humour, or talent, or all three

I'd say for consistently the funniest Monkeon is right up there (at least, when I understand them; I'm very slow), and smallbrainfield, and Fresh Water Mole, and someone mentioned the Neville who is a huge loss to B3ta because he was brilliant. Beau Bo d'Or and the Great Architect, drbroon when he posted more, etc. etc.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)

All these guys have made me laugh on many occasions:
The Neville
Cockweasle
Monkeon
SBF
FWM
Beau Bo D'or
Doctor When
The magic of chutney
WATL
Butters

And these guys are awesome as well:
HT, Ninj, Wildyles, Herman, shiro_kuma, mictoboy, ameobaboy, Mutated Monty, Smearballs, mofaha, etc...

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)

cockweasle, howdy, prodge, monkeon, BHW, toasty, mofaha, FWM, ninj, ghoti, ham o shatner, Q4, rattlehead, 1.618, dubya, mu, herman, discomeats, shiro kuma, atomic, smallbrainfield, -D-, clansoul, bourbon,mictoboy
(to name but a small few)

..also, honourary mentions for...
'We are the lemon' for this wee cracker
and '2 can chunder' for this belter

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)

Hahahaha

Hai Moleyppos! :)

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)

Coo-ee Saucy-boy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

works for me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Wonderful!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)

Lovely guffly

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)

Fluck!!

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha! Wonderful.

Sorry for dumping on top of you again....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)

Ooh tish tish Moley

:) \O/

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Ninj, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)

Why, I oughta....

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)

*does the Prince Charming dance*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

phwoor!

so would

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)

heehee

this Beauty is less than a mile from where I am sitting EIGHT NOW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)

Bloody hell

it looks like Divine.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)

Always thought that was who he was trying to emulate.

Bizarrely, I've been listening to a load of his SAW-produced stuff this morning. I'd forgotten how much I loved it and it made me laugh.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)

Ha ha!

Never understood the appeal of Dors.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)

I don't see how people on £50k need child benefit.

I rather subscribe to the idea that if you can't feed them, you shouldn't have them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)

If you can't afford food for the second child, feed it the first one.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)

Or sell it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)

To the local butcher.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)

UR Jonathan Swift

AICMFP

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)

Yes,

because people's circumstances *never* change after they've had children. No one's ever lost a job or got ill or anything.

Note: I'm not particularly against cutting benefit for high earners, though not sure if this one's been done right. Afaict, a household with two people earning 49k don't lose anything, but a single parent earning 50k does?

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FridgeBadger, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)

Oh sure - if a parent loses a job then help them - like JSA, but it shouldn't be mandatory.

Particularly if the household has a £50k+ earner in it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)

there's something like:

if one person earns x they have their benefits cut...
but if two people both earning over x/2 will be fine...

I think.

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)

and what would you do with the children born to people who cant afford to feed them?

workhouses perhaps?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)

Merry Christmas

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)

Good call! Tell your local representative =)

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)

sausages and bacon

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)

If they can't afford to feed them, then abort.

It's pretty simple. Having a baby in the UK is a choice, not a right or an obligation.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)

A choice, quite right.

And what about the women who choose to have a baby regardless of their financial circumstances? Presumably the state steps in at that point, removes their choice, and forces them kicking and screaming to terminate their pregnancy.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)

if someone thinks they can put a solution to a problem like this into one sentence,

they haven't thought it through, or is a fucking spastic

(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)

A little from column A, and a little from column B ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)

get some Nigerian pop stars to adopt them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)

For me the issue is that, until this development, child benefit was a universal entitlement.

Based not on need, but in recognition of the societal benefit that parents deliver in raising the next generation of taxpayers, and generally to support that activity.

There's a school of thought that believes that this is the thin end of the wedge, and that once universal entitlements such as this start getting eroded, it's only a matter of time before people start asking questions like "well why should healthcare and education be free to all as well?.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)

they aren't free, we pay taxes to cover healthcare and education

I don't have kids, so I'd rather the money I pay for other peoples went to the more deserving ones. (Jeez I sound like some kind of Daily mail nutjob now)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)

It's hard to get into this topic without finding yourself boxed more and more into an extreme position.

It's definitely off my list for "appropriate discussion topics when beer is involved" after a particular incident where a mate and I almost came to blows having found ourselves getting more and more polarised as what started out as a pretty amiable and abstract discussion went on.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)

Yes.

Considering how many people take absolute advantage of the NHS, and don't contribute, I'm starting to think that maybe healthcare shouldn't be FAPOD either.

As for education - that I do think the state should provide.

But as for children - nah. You choose to have them, you pay for them until they can pay and contribute financially for themselves.

The old have already paid.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)

I think this is rubbish.

Children aren't a luxury commodity, like pets, for rich people. They are people and are valuable in themselves.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)

No no. They are a luxury commodity.

You don't need them; they're a lifestyle choice.

I don't expect the state to pick up the tab for my liver.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)

They are not a commodity, let alone a luxury one.

They are PEOPLE. Children have a right to exist for their own sake, as individuals, not for their parents' sake. They are not objects, or items of property.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)

And anyway we DO need them,

or humanity would die out. Actually, NOT having children is a luxury.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)

We can but hope.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)

Yes, but you don't have to have them. There are all sorts of birth control methods available now.

You CHOOSE to have children, in which case, you should pay for them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)

No you choose NOT to have children,

Ever noticed how it tends to be the more well off people in developed countries who choose to have fewer children, and leave it later in life? Because they are a major lifestyle/career inconvenience, even though it is necessary for the continuation of society.

Anyone who has children purely as a "lifestyle choice" is in for a big fucking shock.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)

A girl I went to school with had a kid a year later purely so she'd get moved up the council house list.

Not the best of reasons, perhaps. She's not worked since because, apparently, child care costs more than she'd make working the same number of hours.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)

Yeah I can believe that.

I wouldn't want to be in her shoes, that's for sure.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)

she'll get £20 a week for it in child benefit, wowzers.

do you know you can get paid £150 a week or more to foster a child? So if that kid got taken into care and rehomed, some middle class family could get paid more than the kid's own mum. In fact £150 a week was more than I got paid in my first job.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)

Well, plus her rent paid and her unemployment benefit and all her medical and dental care, free prescriptions and glasses, yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)

yes but those things are for those things.

also you don't get free dental care or glasses when you're on the dole.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)

I'm on the dole and I get free dental care, free eye tests and a voucher towards glasses. I can get free glasses if i want the jarvis cocker nhs style ones.

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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:49, archived)

So parents get paid more to live apart than they would to be married and kids will be better provided for if they don't live with their natural parents?

Hey, who says the nuclear family is dead?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)

The nuclear family was always a con,

it was only ever a stepping stone between the traditional extended family and Aldous Huxley's dystopian nightmare.

I didn't even get paid £150 a week in my first job.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)

Oh, sorry - I thought we were on about the UK, since the post is about the UK.

In the UK it's a lifestyle choice to have children, and should therefore only have them if you can pay for them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

The UK is a developed country last I checked.

It's not a lifestyle choice unless you are a fucking moron. If you are going to treat your children like fashion accessories then frankly they should be taken away from you no matter you can afford them or not.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)

It IS a lifestyle choice.

You don't NEED to have children, you CHOOSE to, for the lifestyle - whether that's for them to look after you in your old age, or to see their little faces when you buy them Christmas presents, or just because the house feels so big and empty.

It's a lifestyle choice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)

Are you really incapable of conceiving of the idea

of doing something for somebody else's sake instead of your own?

Are you incapable of understanding that, given that having children is necessary for the survival of humanity, it is an IMPERATIVE that people do it?

Nobody but the pathologically vain or emotionally crippled have children for any of the reasons you stated.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)

Not really, no. Everyone's entirely selfish (Dawkins' Selfish Gene and all that).

I'm not too fond of humanity as it is, particularly people who breed and can't afford to support their own offspring, and particularly particularly those who whine that it's all so unfair that they're not receiving child benefit any more, despite the fact that they're on £50k pa and regularly take said fucking spawn to the pub.

People should not have kids unless they can guarantee they won't impact on anyone else's life unrequested.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)

Have you actually read The Selfish Gene?

Because it doesn't say what you just said. At all.

Selfish genes do not equal selfish people. That's actually the entire point of the book - how altruistic tendencies evolved.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)

Altruism doesn't negate the selfishness of procreation.

... and it also doesn't even mention "Children Welcome" signs on pubs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)

Procreation isn't selfish, you numpty,

it is the creation of other people, at your own personal expense.

But I see where you're coming from now. You're the worst sort of misanthropist. A petty one.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)

Procreation isn't selfish?!

It's the reproduction of yourself, to satisfy your own ego, and meet your own ends, at the expense of others.

That's pretty selfish, in my book.

You numpty DUMPTY.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)

Of course it isn't selfish.

Your offspring will be competing with you for resources. That's why selfish people hold off for the sake of their careers. It's not at the expense of others, it's an investment for the future of the whole of society, which couldn't continue to function without it. People who spend their whole lives accumulating wealth and not looking after children, or indeed anybody else, they are the selfish ones.

Nobody procreates to satisfy their own egos and meet their own ends. I don't know why I should have to repeat this. Maybe that's why you do everything you do. In which case you fail at humanity.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)

"Nobody procreates to satisfy their own egos and meet their own ends."

Absolute nonsense. That's exactly why people (in the UK) procreate.

Of course, many try to dress it up with all sorts of pretentiousness, but that's the root cause.

That's why people breed instead of adopt, and have IVF treatment.

"Because it's different when it's your own."

Of course it is - you have a vested (ie selfish) interest in it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)

If nobody bred, there'd be nobody TO adopt.

To suggest that selfishness is the root cause of procreation is nothing short of absurdity. The root cause is a natural drive that we now have the intellectual ability to subvert, which is done for selfish reasons such as careers, social life etc..

There's nothing pretentious in saying that by having children, you are playing a part in the creation of the next generation, because that is exactly what you are doing. Sadly we are encouraged these days to try to think up a "what's in it for me" style justification for absolutely everything.

Sometimes the IVF thing does irk me when there are babies wanting adoption. But how is there a vested interest in bringing up "your own" child over somebody else's? What actual practical difference would it make? It's the child that stands to gain, not yourself. They might have your genes, but they don't carry on your ego. There might be "selfish gene" work going on here but "selfish gene" is nothing more than the provocative title of a book. A gene can't be selfish because it doesn't have a sense of self. It's ultimately an irrational, instinctive thing, not the "rational self-interest" of Homo Economicus.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)

"The root cause is a natural drive"

Yes. Procreation of the self.

It's OK - everyone's selfish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)

NO, NO, NO.

It isn't procreation of the SELF. It is procreation of your genes - well, HALF of your genes (and half of your partner's). Your baby is not YOU. Your genes are not you. Genes do not have a "self". Even a pair of identical twins is still two individuals.

It's a natural drive, which means it doesn't have a conscious, selfish reason such as "so that they will look after me in my old age." These things are post-rationalisations. The truth is, when someone knows they want kids, they don't know why. They just do. It's way beyond the scope of the ego. It's NOT having children that is a conscious decision, that people make for selfish, egotistical reasons such as "career".

Everyone is NOT SELFISH. Maybe you should read The Selfish Gene. It explains why.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)

No, it's not the self, but the drive behind it is of the self.

So it's selfish.

"The truth is, when someone knows they want kids, they don't know why".

Which is why I'm providing this rather wonderful elucidation. I'm telling you why - because they're selfish. It's because they want them.

Like I want a threesome with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssen. I don't need one; I just want one.

It's done (in the UK) because people are that shallow, their lives that empty, and their relationships that fragile that they think having a kid will fulfil them. It also provides the parent with someone utterly dependent on them.

It's all me, me, me. Of course - as you point out, many are unaware of this; many try to disguise this intention, but it's the root.

MINE. ME.

"im not a vilent man but i swer eny1 goes near my dauter an ill do time"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)

I'm still trying to decide whether this is some kind of spectacular trolling or these are all your genuine opinions.

I really hope the former.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)

No the drive behind it

is to the genes. Drives have no awareness of self. Even insects have this drive. Even ants, who sacrifice their own lives without thought for the sake of the nest.

Because "they want them" isn't any kind of answer. It's practically tautologous. WHY do they want them? That's the question. I can see why people want NOT to have them. It's because they know how it will affect their careers, their social lives, their sex lives. All conscious, selfish reasons. A reason really has to be conscious to be selfish, because the self is the conscious.

You seem to be hung up on this kind of selfishness dogma. Maybe you are aware that you are selfish and you are trying to save face. Yes, we all are, to a degree, but that doesn't mean it is the only motivation for anything. It's hard to admit, but sometimes we just don't know why we do things. That's why we invented the meaningless word "want".

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)

They want them ...

because they're selfish.

"They just do"/"Because it's different when they're your own."

"Yes, we all are, to a degree" - not to a degree, entirely. Of the self. Me. All of us. Nothing - charity, philanthropy, helping others is done without some at least hope of reward - whether that's money, self satisfaction, feeling smug, or the chance of being a sanctimonious prick.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)

DOGMA

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

p.s. side of screen

end of discussion. Or start a new thread somewhere.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)

You should try this on 800 by 600! I get so far down the thread and reopen it, I have 4 tabs open so far! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)

That's pretty cold :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)

And parents have a responsibility to provide for their children.

It's not as simple as just a universal right to reproduce willy-nilly.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)

They do, true,

as you say down there, benefits for up to maybe 3 children, fair enough. Rich people tend to have fewer children anyway, for whatever reason.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)

I see the NHS as a sort of universal insurance for anyone who may need it.

So it annoys me that things like Dental care, even on the NHS, still costs me for a check-up.

If child benefit is for society, then I think it shouldn't be paid for more than three children.

I can see it shouldn't be too harsh to take it away from high earners; just a bit pathetic that they can't determine joint income for a household.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)

the Fabian strategy

where politicians look like they're doing something though most people think they're doing nothing - but they're actually doing something else, then before you know it, SHARIA LAW, DEATHCAMPS and MANDATORY CELINE DION

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

not sealion dion, won't somebody think of the children?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)

Nobody thinks of the children now Savile is dead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

that reminds me of what dara o'brien said on star gazing LIVE last night when they had K9 on doing a mini quiz section.

"K9 the only TV star from the 70's you safely book on the BBC".

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)

Haha!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

That sounds AWESOME!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)

they were only introduced after WWII

because of the number of children suddenly without fathers.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)

they don't need it

but ensuring everyone in society feels the benefits of there being a welfare state means that support for the system is maintained.

This is the real reason they want to be rid of a universal benefit, as once the noisy middle classes stop receiving it, cutting it for the needy becomes much simpler and quieter.

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)

^this

Sadly, ^this.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)

Ooh, insidious.

I hadn't thought of it like that.

(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)

They won't be happy until angry mobs take to the streets brandishing pitchforks and flaming copies of the Daily Mail in search of benefit claimants to string up from lamp posts.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)

Rise up peoples

Eat the rich :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)

...but the meek are so much more tender

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)

The poor are generally fatter in the UK.

Can't afford gym membership, see.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)

going for a walk is really expensive now too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)

Walking near busy roads gives you COPD

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)

I had to look this up on Wikipedia

I think they've confused 'COPD' with 'fruit cake'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)

If life gives you COPD ...

make fruit cake

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)

Oh, that's just horrid.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)

I'm all for revolution.

Once I've finished drinking my Starbucks.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)

My favourite part of the Occupy movement was reading all the anti-capitalist messages people had tweeted from their iPads.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)

not me

I used my Amstrad E-m@iler

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)

i favour the nokia when on the move.

however the anstrad emailer did have built in spectrum games.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)

That made me laugh.

And then sigh for the future of the species.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)

Finish him Barry!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)

Have you seen the new Samsung tv?

www.stuff.tv/news/ces/rumour-mill/samsung-transparent-portrait-tv-coming-to-ces-2013-next-week
I imagine it will have a smartphone dock

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)

I assume that rotates

and they're trolling for press attention

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rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)

possible, or they're pushing their transparency tech further in to the realms of Everest double glazing

www.stuff.tv/news/ces/news-nugget/samsungs-transparent-smart-window-brings-sci-fi-to-life-at-ces

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)

or I suppose it's not really a serious consumer product

like concept cars

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rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)

Hey! I own two concept cars, and so does my wife.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)

Woah! Great tech, but ...

What a target for any kid with a brick?

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)

or a way for the neighbours to share your porn collection.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)

What the hell? Why does everything have to be touchscreen these days?

Plus, your windows will quickly be covered in greasy fingerprints.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)

o_0

I suppose the tablet-mirroring proposition is something, but still seems utterly pointless.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)

it for when you're laying on the sofa

watching 'how it's made' on quest.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)

haha this or pixelated, low-quality YouTube cinema?

Is it just me or does anyone else avoid 3D because I hate wearing those damn glasses?

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:38, archived)

I avoid it because I don't go to the cinema or own a 3D tv

but yes I'd hate wearing them damn glasses too

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)

Went to see Pixar's Brave (3D) with my 2 sons

They ended up not wearing them and just watching it blury instead.

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)

Just a fad on a 30 year cycle

Call me old fashioned but I kind of like how my eyes see things already

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:58, archived)

I also avoid it because

~~I don't go to the cinema or own a 3D tv~~ well actually because I'm cheap.
Since I was young I was a big 3D enthusiast, waiting decades for a really good system to come out. It finally has, I've enjoyed it, and now I can take it or leave it.
Be careful what you wish for.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)

I avoid it

because it all looks blurry, black and white and gives me a headache

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)

^ THIS

I thought I was missing something like amazing those magic eye pics?

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)

I often amaze those magic eye pics

They're simple little things, it doesn't take much to amaze them.

Also: I've seen two films in 3D -- Avatar and Alice in Wonderland. Avatar was visually impressive but shit, Alice in Wonderland was visually unimpressive and looked for all the world like a very high-class South Park-esque construction paper film. At the end of it, I had chafed ears and a chafed nose from having to wear 3D glasses on top of my normal glasses.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)

Watch it on a good active 3d tv

Different experience all together. Much better.

The cinema passive systems are ho hum.

And glasses free consumer sets are already on sale, just stupid expensive.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)

The wobbling 3d breasts at the beginning of MIB3 made the purchase price of my set worthwhile

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)

*goes to the shops to buy one now*

i hadn't been sold on the idea before, but i am now.

this is how they should advertise them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)

3D porn is the only reason I can think of to buy a buy a 3D telly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)

3D is shite

seen a few things with my kids and it adds little except the potential for headaches

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rob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)

and a fiver on the ticket price, it adds that, too

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)

Exactly!

Plus that fact that you miss valuable parts of the movie, dealing with kids that say their eyes are dizzy!

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)

I'm hoping that it's a passing fad and studio executives will get over it soon

As has been said many times, it's drawing attention to the packaging rather than the content - a bit like reading a good book which every fourth page interrupts the story to talk about the binding method and type of paper used in its construction

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)

ooh, where can I get one?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)

Sadly, I don't think it's possible to buy paper books any more

It's all Kindle this and iPad that nowadays

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)

It was a passing phase in the 1980s!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)

I recall doing a bit about that for the sikipedia gig Or it was about Avatar being shite.

I hate 3D too. I just walk around with one eye closed.

Did anyone watch the Hobbit 3D HFR? I just watched the normal 3d and hated it. I wish I went to see the 2D. HFR looks like blokes on a set dressed up daft. Not a magical film.
The crappy grain and motion blur makes it look like cinema. Now that the cinemas are HD that's gone.

(waxdart hello., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)

Cinemas have always been HD, in fact the resolution of an old cinema would still be higher than a current 1080p set.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)

It's specially frustrating in subtitled films

as you have to look either at the subtitles or at the scene. And the subtitles are oddly placed in the front plan, and makes me dizzy reading it as the cam and characters keep moving around.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)

Tintin was OK in 3D, other 3D films I've seen haven't been worth it

If 3D is done properly, it just looks like normal everyday stuff which isn't very exciting.
When it's done over the top it's just unrealistic.

You can't win really.

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thistle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)

haha

they all have to run up and touch the screen to make it start

also, those seats make me want chips

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)

Utter genius

Woo Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)

Hahaha! A fair chunk of our home movies have been shot like this. Gah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)

Excellent

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Varmint, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)

This seams to fit here...

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)

SHE IS A THING OF BEAUTY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:59, archived)

argh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)

Giddyup, bitch!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)

I like this.

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)

You cannot handle the seams!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)

You know it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)

Let off some seam!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)

hahahaha

classic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)

I love this

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)

hahahaha

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)

Aceness!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)

part horse, part wizard, all shout

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)

Seam Jong-Il says "Hello Sooty"

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)

Candle!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)

Thank you

Though they have an odd way of calculating it.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)

Happy early candles!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)

Epic!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)

Yeehaw :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)

Good CDCing here.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)

And the antidote being...

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)

Merry day of candlenessmasses :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)

Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)

GAH! The 2012 logo!

I knew I forgot something.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)

haha

I always thought that fecked-up doc looked liked Jean Claude mixed with Christopher Walken

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)

all thread duly clickied

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)

ahaha that's beautiful maan.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaha! Superb.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)

seems well made

(patella, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)

Haha

Amazing!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha

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Grampa, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:56, archived)

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:41, archived)

I see what you did there

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:50, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:18, archived)

Very good

Simple, but does exactly what it says on the tin!

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Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:33, archived)

weeeooooeeeeooooeee

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 6:37, archived)

PC McAlistair was on routine nightime footpatrol in Liverpool in 1976

When at 2am he encountered this creature on a patch of waste ground near the Liverpool Exchange Station off Tithebarn St.
He described it as making a WUB WUB WUB sound. His memories after this point are unclear, and he was found wandering in the early hours of the morning in a distressed state.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)

not a mercy post in the house... sigh

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:28, archived)

*sympathy replies*

nice balloonn clonage

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:54, archived)

Thank you for your sympathy. HaHa!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 0:58, archived)

FUCK!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:11, archived)

God fucking bless you!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:15, archived)

whoa....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:37, archived)

Ha Ha!!!!!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1IqqlW1U4k

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:14, archived)

Catchy.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:18, archived)

like herpes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:18, archived)

Later that day...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:27, archived)

6 months later......

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:30, archived)

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:48, archived)

A little flancake for the ladies.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:51, archived)

I'm invested with Freebase/Flanbase inc.

A gronkpan company. 2013

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:53, archived)

Don't tell that to the guy a few posts down. v

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:55, archived)

Leave Jahled alone!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:22, archived)

That's a wonderful shop but I wouldn't invest in the company.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:59, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:07, archived)

Who is on the left?

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)

Yes.

Mr.Who

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c9mlOrDhc4

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:25, archived)

Ha Ha...perfect!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 4:01, archived)

OH NO ATOMIC NOT YOU TOO

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:28, archived)

I just copy Pedro.

I'm clean, man.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 4:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10905474

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 4:25, archived)

Ace, everything that has gradually reduced my will to live contributing to this place in one helpful post

That said, it may my be time for bed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:30, archived)

Ha Ha! Whatever

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:32, archived)

Personally I wish Freebase & Flanbase an immediate and speedy death.

They may have been funny a while back, but now...meh.

Jusssayin'like.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:33, archived)

BLASPHEMER!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:38, archived)

BOLLOCKS!

There are several (fairly) talented people here just slapping an fbase on things instead of using their wonderful imaginations.
I think the fbases have run their course.

ALSO: I wish I had a vagina on the back of my heel so I could fuck myself vigorously, regularly.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:04, archived)

I think you're trying to pick a fight with me. What's all this (fairly) business?

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:21, archived)

No nunna no no no , there'll be no fighting here.

Don't take it personally you dick.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:46, archived)

Wow!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:50, archived)

What are your feelings about Bowie's new song?

Do you think Chavez should be inaugurated despite his absence?
Why did mankind take so long to attach wheels to suitcases?
Why is orange jam called marmalade?

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:05, archived)

I haven't listened to a Bowie song in ages and I wish Chavez would fuck off.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)

P.S. This is foreplay, let's get married in a balloon.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:26, archived)

I accept.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:28, archived)

I shall wed thee with a ring made of vol-au-vent.

We shall wear dresses made of sweaty Filipinos.

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Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:35, archived)

Because there's a difference between jam and marmalade

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)

Ha-ha! Splendid.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

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